AISubs v3.5
What did I want to learn?
That was close! Nice!
Good morning!
One day, they suddenly came to the village!
Excuse me, before we start filming...
Today, we have a new AD, so could you say hello to us?
Yes!
Whoa, that's a little scary!
It's delicious, it's delicious!
Ah, I'm a new member, I'm Geass.
What? What?
Geass, Geass.
I'm Geass.
Geass?
Yes, Geass.
Geass?
Yes.
AD?
That's right, I'm AD.
I like TV a lot.
You're amazing.
Your cosplay has changed.
Are you Shirigami?
No, I'm as usual.
As usual.
Are you a girl?
I like TV a lot.
You're as usual, right?
Yes.
I'm from Atami.
Atami?
Why did you say that all of a sudden?
It doesn't matter where you're born.
It's funny.
You should do it properly.
Yes.
Nice to meet you.
Excuse me.
Nice to meet you.
Excuse me.
I have another scene today.
I'll do it with this guy.
What?
Are you okay?
Do you have a bath?
Yes, we do.
A bath?
A bath is hard.
Do you have a bath for newcomers?
It's okay.
You have a bath, don't you?
Yes, it's okay.
Nice to meet you.
Okay.
Okay, let's do it.
Action!
Forty seconds before!
Thirty seconds!
That's too long!
If you count before that...
That's too long!
You don't need it?
It's hard.
You don't need it?
You know it's too long, right?
I'm sorry.
Why are you laughing?
I like TV.
I like it.
The atmosphere is better now.
I like candy talk.
Candy talk?
Yes.
It's okay. You don't have to be funny.
Let's do it normally.
Excuse me.
It's okay.
I know how you feel.
It's okay.
Let's do it for real now!
Forty seconds before!
That's too short!
You know it's good.
Yes.
You know it's good.
You like it, right?
Your face...
You're laughing.
I'm sorry.
Why is she laughing?
You know it's too long...
The cable was too short...
Yes, the cable was too short...
We're happy.
I'm glad you like it.
You don't have to blur it.
Don't look up.
We'll do it for you.
Are you angry?
No, I'm not angry. I just said it.
Did you drop something?
Did you write something?
What did you write?
What?
Cameraman, what did you write?
I wrote "kill Yahagi".
Where did you get that note?
What is that note?
It's a guest note.
A guest note?
It's not a guest note, it's a guest note.
What would you do if you wrote that?
I don't know. I'm scared.
Did you write that?
You're trying to corner me.
I didn't say it that loud.
I didn't say it.
Let's have fun.
She's eating an apple.
She cut an apple in half.
She's eating an apple.
Why did you say that?
She's eating an apple.
Three seconds!
It's time for "kill Yahagi".
Our guest is Okubo-san.
Yo!
Today is 2017.
There are things you want to do or ask this year.
Wait, wait, wait!
Wait, wait...
My voice is coming out and going in.
Your voice is coming out?
Yes.
Is it because you don't want it that much?
Yes.
In the beginning you said "I'm Nogiaki Shikai".
But you didn't make me laugh.
That's funny.
It's not funny.
It's a greeting.
I'm happy you're laughing, but...
Why are you eating an apple?
The apple turned black.
I'm happy you're having fun.
I'd like to ask you what you want to do this year.
I see.
Do you all have something?
2017, right?
You want to challenge yourself in 2017.
Yes.
I want to do a location shoot in Muscats.
You haven't done it before?
I see, you haven't done it before.
You haven't?
You want to go there?
Yes.
The previous Ebisu Muscats member went to Fuji-Q.
She did.
I want to go there with everyone.
I see.
She did go to Fuji-Q.
That's right.
I see, I see.
It's good to go there with everyone sometimes.
That's right.
It's good!
What's with that Kanpei?
It has nothing to do with the flow.
I was talking with Subu.
She said she wanted to go somewhere in Subu.
If she said it in Kanpei, we'd know.
That's right.
Cut!
You're stopping it?
What is it?
Huh?
What is it?
It's fine if you say it in Kanpei, but she's the director.
It has nothing to do with Mina, right?
In Subu...
No.
No, just now, Nishio and Kasumi...
It slipped a little.
Putting it in at that timing...
That's right!
Because of the flow...
Are you going to kill me?
Huh?
Because of the flow...
If you say it in Kanpei, we'll stop it.
Mina, you know...
It's a problem.
Yeah.
It fell again.
Oh no, her throat...
That's scary.
What is it?
What did you write?
I can't read it.
What does it say?
Take Okubo's nipples.
Nipples?
Why would you take his nipples?
What is it?
It's a charm point, isn't it?
It's an old nipple, isn't it?
It's no good.
Don't take his nipples.
But it's weird for an AD to...
It's weird, it's weird.
Because it's old, you write it afterwards...
If you say something, we'll bite you.
What timing is this?
I want you to know how I feel.
When you're angry, you'll calm down.
You'll calm down?
Can I say it for real?
You stopped it yourself.
I'll say it for real.
For real.
Three, two...
You don't have to say "you".
Natsume, do you have anything you'd like to do?
Me? I'd like to go to other shows like "Mechaike- san" where Shodai-san was on.
I'd like to be on that show.
That's right.
That's right, that's right.
It'd be nice if there was something you'd like to do.
It's hard for you to come out right now.
I see.
It's hard for you to come out right now.
I see.
It's hot.
It's so funny!
What's wrong?
Natsume, Natsume.
Oh no! I'm going to cry!
Shut up!
Can I do it?
You can do it!
When you're still the first in line...
It's funny.
I'm laughing.
It's funny.
Do you have anything you want to do?
I want to do a competition with an idol.
You did it before.
You were a cameo girl.
I see.
I want to compete with sexiness.
You can't lose like that.
I see.
I think it's good to compete with various idols.
It's good for studying, too.
It is.
It's educational.
That's right.
You don't want to lose too much.
It's funny.
I think you can do it.
Right?
What's wrong?
It's embarrassing.
It's cute.
Don't force her to do it.
It's embarrassing.
I know.
It's a variety show, so...
There are many things you want to do.
It's not like that.
What is it, Yohagi-san?
Huh?
No, Ogi said it, but...
What are you talking about?
Huh?
No, I said it's not like that.
It's not like that.
Can I ignore it?
Yes, if you don't want it, you can ignore it.
I think it's good.
Write it again.
What is this? Akiyama-san, what does it say?
Ogi, get used to it.
What is this?
It's a set.
Don't look at me like that.
What is it?
It's fine, you don't have to look at me like that.
That's right.
Excuse me, we will resume.
55 seconds ago...
It's long, it's long, it's long.
It's long.
I laugh when you push me in.
You're laughing.
You're not suited for people who want to be funny.
It's really funny.
It's a set, you shouldn't be funny.
You should be an entertainer.
I thought you wouldn't come here now.
I win!
There's no such thing as winning or losing.
You can't say "I win" in public.
Why do you want to challenge me?
You like it funny, don't you?
I want to know what you want to do.
I want to do a dance battle.
What kind of dance do you like?
I like creative dance.
You like creative dance?
It's got good movement.
It's unique, isn't it?
I want to go out into the world.
There are a lot of good dancers.
Just decide on a theme, okay?
I want to see it.
You're in trouble.
I'm in trouble?
Wait, I'm not in trouble.
You're focusing too much on your job.
You're not going to serve me coffee?
Yes, I'm not going to serve you coffee.
What are you doing?
You're in a weird mood.
I'm bored.
You can't say you're bored.
It's work.
It's work, so you can still record.
The TV won't stop working like that.
I'm sorry.
Yagi-san, please wrap it up.
Is it okay now?
Is it okay if we record it?
It's a home room, so it's like this.
Is it okay?
We've said a lot of things we want to do.
Let's use it as a reference and come up with new projects this year.
Everyone, do your best in 2017!
Thank you!
Okay!
Okay, you can take it off now.
Take off your shoes, Akiyama.
Okay!
What are you doing?
You look like you have something to say.
Akiyama?
Okay, it's over.
Retreat!
Thank you for your hard work.
What?
As I thought, variety shows are fun.
Variety shows are fun, right, Akiyama?
That's right. It's fun.
Right? It's fun, right?
Wow!
Akiyama, are you okay?
He's scary.
His power is amazing.
He's scary, really.
Okay, so...
It's New Year's Day, so everyone...
We have to stay alert.
We have to, right?
So today, for the first time in a while...
We'll be doing a social media patrol.
We haven't done one in a while.
We're the Anasagaya sisters.
Before, we warned you about it, but...
There are members who are repeating the same mistake.
Is there anyone here who has done it before?
No one?
Can you repeat it for us?
There's no one.
I'm posting it on my SNS, you know that, right?
Are you okay? There are a lot of people who have done it before, right?
No one.
Su-bu!
Huh?!
It's you!
Is it true?!
No, it's the most correct.
It's the most correct.
I think you often say you've reflected on yourself, Yayuri-san.
Before, we warned you about it, but...
Even though you're Su-bu, you're still posting on your SNS.
Here's the proof photo.
It's not just any SNS!
How is it?!
It's Kawaii Kobu!
What's with that innocent smile?!
You're like an idol!
You're wearing contact lenses and doing stuff like this.
If you're posting on your SNS, you're not the type of person to do it.
What are you talking about?!
Fashionable people like Laura and Mizuhara Kiko- chan do it.
An idol does it?!
Fashionable people do it?!
SNS...
Huh?!
Wow!
She's taking it properly! She's taking it from a different angle than I thought!
She's taking the light, too!
Yeah!
She's taking it properly!
She's showing it off!
And I thought she made this one, but it's this expression!
Yeah!
Wow!
This is an idol!
What?!
Idol, idol!
What is this?!
What is it?!
You!
This and this.
Take this.
This is exactly like Mizuhara Kiko-chan!
What is this?!
Who did you steal it from?!
Um... I was conscious of Taylor Swift...
Taylor Swift?!
What are you talking about?!
We're the same age, so I was conscious of Taylor Swift.
We're not related by age.
That's right.
Where is this place?
Aoyama.
What?!
Wow!
That's amazing!
How many times did you take it?!
I took it 13 times.
You can really take it 12 times, but this time you'll steal the worst one.
That's right!
That's good!
If you steal such a bad one, Star will be your job!
Really?!
No, it's true!
Then I'll do that.
That's right.
Don't say Aoyama.
Aoyama, right?
Aoyama Happy Road.
It's not Aoyama.
It's Itabashi.
Itabashi, right?
It's a big mountain.
It's not Itabashi.
It's not Aoyama, it's Aoyama Lake.
There are still many members who haven't made up their minds yet.
This is...
Ishioka Mai is worried.
What's wrong?
What's wrong, Ishioka?
I haven't done anything.
You haven't done anything?!
This is...
Please take a look.
How is it?
Yes.
This is...
Yes.
This is what Ishioka said.
It's a DVD.
I will complete any dangerous mission.
Heart Thief.
This is the back of the DVD package.
Here it is.
It's quite offensive.
It's not like the image of Ishioka-san of Muscat.
The content is written here.
My, a mysterious organization's beautiful informant,
I infiltrate enemy territory with beauty and sexiness as weapons,
but what I've been waiting for is
shoot and play, which is more embarrassing than being naked.
It's not like the mission.
It's easy to catch.
It's true that it's offensive.
Maybe it's because of the offensive effect.
This DVD.
It's ranked first in idol DVD rankings.
First place!
That's amazing.
There are many idol groups, but it's higher than that.
That's right.
I'm happy.
That's right.
Since first place makes me happy,
Ishioka will sing!
What?
You're crazy!
I know.
Why are you crazy?
I know.
You're a singer.
Of course I know.
I don't know why.
Why do you sing?
I know.
Why do you sing?
It's ranked first, so I'll sing for celebration.
That's a girl.
It's a girl.
That's why I sing.
Thank you. It's amazing.
But it's amazing. Have you ever won first place before?
- No. - No?
- Really. - This time?
- It's my first time. - It's your first time winning first place?
- Yes. - Amazing!
Ishioka is happy and sings anyway!
- That's right. - That's right.
You know, right?
- I know. - You're happy.
- That's right.
- First place is amazing.
- But congratulations.
- Congratulations. - Yes.
- It's amazing to win first place thanks to you. - That's right, thanks to you.
- That's right. - Thanks to you, I won first place. Thank you!
That's enough.
- That's enough. - You invited me.
I want to do it.
- That's enough. - That's enough.
- Why are you doing this? - I don't know if I can say it.
You're making it easy for me to understand.
And we have someone else.
It's Asuka.
She's being careful and doing it again.
- She's doing it again. - She's not being careful.
- She's doing it again. - She can't stop.
- That's right, she can't stop.
- She can't stop. - When it comes to Instagram, it's Instagram that doesn't make you feel guilty.
Master, what about your love?
We'll show you!
Here is the proof photo of the question!
- What kind of concept is this? - It's like she's writing down her feelings.
- What is this? - Why is it like that?
This is from a photo shoot in Taiwan.
Is there a concept for this?
This is... yes.
- The present is me. - What?
- You don't need it! - You don't need it!
But this isn't a photo that doesn't make you feel guilty.
No, it's this one.
There's a photo of her whole body. We'd like you to see it.
- Yes, it's this one. - It's this one!
- That's a problem. - This is a problem.
This is a little funny, isn't it?
- It's funny! - It's not funny.
- It's funny. - It's funny.
I just wore what I had prepared.
What do you think of this, giving it to me?
I didn't think it would be there, but I also...
You don't look like you think it won't be there.
You're being arrogant.
But it was in Taiwan, so I thought it might be common in Taiwan.
- Common? - I don't think it's common in Taiwan.
Leader, you can't let the staff know about this during filming.
- What? - What?
- In Taiwan? - I hear it a lot, but...
The staff will definitely prepare a tuna for you during filming.
- A tuna? - A tuna?
- That will make you smile and make you look good. - I see.
- What is that? - Definitely...
- What is that? - What is that?
Today, the staff said they couldn't eat the lunchboxes the staff prepared for us.
So we bought the manager a pack of tuna and green onion.
- What? - What?
- Sashimi? - Sashimi of tuna?
- Sashimi of tuna?
Are you eating sashimi in the dressing room?
- What? - Sashimi of tuna?
- It's a big room. - It's a big room.
- It's not like this. - What are you saying?
- Are you always here? - Are you all eating lunchboxes?
- Are you eating curry? - Curry?
We were wondering you might have packed one for us.
You're eating all by yourself. Two packs of tuna.
- Two packs? - Two packs of tuna?
- With onion and tuna? - With onion and tuna?
I ate a lot of my fried chicken this morning.
You only gave me fried chicken.
- You only gave me tuna - Say something about the tuna!
- It's not good, tuna. - It's not usually like this.
- It's not usually like this.
- Everyone eats as much as they like. - Everyone eats as much as they like.
- Why do you like tuna? - Why do you like tuna?
- Do you eat it often? Do you eat it every day? - I love it almost.
- Oh, really? - Oh, that's amazing!
- Then... - Yes?
- Let's do it! - Yes!
- We won't come back! - Yes!