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"Makkatsu Night"!
"Makkatsu Ichi Nizu ni Kodawaru Onna" relay!
The relay that will be held today is...
"Relay's Refresh Health Seminar"!
I'm so excited!
You know, Meho-san, you seem to be in a good mood lately.
Is that so?
I feel like I've gotten younger.
Is it because of this seminar?
Okubo-san is getting more and more glossy.
I'm not 25 years old!
It's all thanks to Ms. Hirine.
Ms. Hirine, what will you be doing today?
Yes. Everyone, thank you for coming today.
I'll say this first.
Everyone, please listen carefully.
Today, your lives will change 180 degrees.
I'm happy, too. I'm really happy that your lives will change.
By the way, do you have any health problems?
I've been having a weak stomach lately, and I get hungry when I'm nervous.
What's wrong with your stomach?
It's like this.
Doctor, how is it? Is it okay?
With this drink I'm going to introduce you to you today, everything around here will change.
That's right. This is water called "relay water".
Yes, relay water. Relay water that doesn't make you puke.
That's great!
That's great for women, isn't it?
When you puke, you feel embarrassed, don't you?
At work, too.
Today, we will introduce you to "relay water" that doesn't make you puke.
A noisy relay teacher will teach you how to be beautiful and healthy with "relay water".
This is really good for your health and beauty.
Above all, it doesn't make you puke.
This is the best advantage.
Thank you.
It's carbonated water, isn't it?
It's carbonated water.
Do you have any other problems?
I've been getting fat lately.
No matter how hard I try, I can't lose weight.
You're a little chubby, aren't you?
That's right, I've been getting fat.
But dieting with water doesn't mean you'll lose weight.
That's greedy.
Ms. Sumiato, you'll be fine.
You'll really lose weight.
You'll really lose weight?
That's "relay water".
That's amazing!
Is there anyone else?
Yes, but I have a terrible stiff neck.
It gets better and better.
My stiff neck also gets better.
Does "relay water" have anything to do with stiff neck?
On the contrary, stiff neck works best for this.
"Relay water" works best for stiff neck?
It's not about losing weight.
Stiff neck works best for this.
That's amazing!
Sensei, I have a terrible stiff neck.
It's because of my age.
"Relay water" gets better and better.
"Relay water" gets better and better?
That's "relay water".
If it was a shop, it would be medicine.
That's "relay water".
"Relay water" is "anxin mutenka".
"Mutenka"!
That's amazing!
That's true, but it's "relay water".
That's what "relay water" says.
Even if you say "relay water" doesn't work, it works!
Ms. Okubo?
Yes?
Ms. Asagaya?
Yes?
"Relay water" doesn't work.
What?
It doesn't work?
People say "upper fart"
Ah, that's right.
It's worse than "fart", isn't it?
Yes, it is.
People living abroad and in Europe really hate it.
No matter how much you drink, you can't fart.
Can you prove it?
I can.
Hey, we're not doubting you.
We're not doubting you.
You're a pioneer.
It's "relay" water, so Relay will drink it and prove it.
Relay will prove it.
First, gently open the cap so that the carbonic acid doesn't escape.
It's a strong carbonic acid, isn't it? It's not a carbonic acid.
It's a cap.
There's carbonic acid in it.
Oh, the foam is...
Gently, okay?
Gently.
Yes, it is.
Please enjoy it.
Ah, the way you drink it is beautiful.
You're drinking it in a beautiful way.
This is "relay" water.
You're drinking it in a beautiful way.
Can you explain what "relay" water is?
"Relay" water is a very rare carbonic acid that comes out naturally.
It's rich in minerals and iron, and it's easy to drink.
Of course...
Huh?
It just happened.
It just happened?
It's not because of this. It just happened...
It's just... you're talking too fast.
The air...
The air, right?
It just happened.
It's not "relay" water?
It can't be...
I'm sorry.
It's not "relay" water.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
Once again, please!
I'll drink it in half again.
There's no way "relay" water would be present, right?
Yeah.
Ah, you're drinking it in a beautiful way.
Sparkling water makes women beautiful, doesn't it?
Sparkling water makes you beautiful.
It makes you look beautiful.
Yes.
Then, teacher, please explain it.
Delay water is a very rare natural water.
Sprouted sparkling water is...
Teacher, I've never heard of it!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
It's disgusting! It's disgusting!
Teacher, is it okay for you to say such a thing?
What's wrong with you?
What?
I've never heard of it!
It's disgusting!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Everyone is panicking!
Isn't it a "gep" for "deranged"?
"Deranged"?
Isn't it "deranged" for "deranged"?
What was it just now?
Wasn't it just now?
"Cho" became active and "cho" became...
"Cho" became "cho" and "cho" became "deranged".
I think I've heard of it!
It's not here!
It's not "deranged"!
Even if it's true, it's still...
It's not "gep", it's "dirt" close to "onara" (fart)
I'd like to come and laugh with you, but...
The explanation is always cut off in the middle.
You won't give me a tip, will you?
We won't give you a tip.
If you won't give me a tip, I'll really...
I'd like to make you laugh with a dance or something.
Aoi-san?
You're laughing a lot.
What's wrong?
That was a show, wasn't it?
You're making fun of me, aren't you?
Aoi-san?
Are you making fun of me?
Oh, I'm sorry. Are you okay?
Do you have any problems?
I haven't been able to get up in the morning lately.
It depends on you, doesn't it?
Is it okay for you?
It's okay. I'll get better.
My fever has improved and I can get up in the morning.
Should you drink it before you go to bed?
That's right. It doesn't warm you up and you can get up in the morning.
That's great.
That's relay water.
That's great.
Yes.
But if you drink "don't sleep" or something like that, you feel like you're going to have a hiccup.
I don't.
You don't have a hiccup?
I don't.
Really?
I don't have a hiccup.
You don't have a hiccup?
Yes.
Can you prove it for me?
I'll prove it.
It's one of the reasons you don't have a hiccup.
It's in your blood.
I want to be like you.
Please.
Are you okay?
I'll do it.
It's beautiful!
It's so shiny!
Yes, it is.
It's like a star.
It's beautiful.
It changes as a straight line.
It shines every minute of the day.
It's shiny.
Let's explain about it.
Ms. Liesen, please.
Relay water is a very unusual, naturally-existing carbonated water.
It contains a lot of minerals and iron.
It's easy to drink and easy to sip.
Of course, you can drink it as it is, but it is delicious even if you mix it with alcohol.
Also, if you use it for washing your face, you can remove dirt from your pores and you can expect beauty effects from carbonated water.
Also, some people use it for washing their hair.
Do you use it like that, Sensei?
Sensei, it's the most vulgar thing a woman should do.
But you used it just now, didn't you?
No, I didn't.
You didn't?
No, I didn't.
What was it just now?
It's an S.E. of "terop".
What?
Terop.
S.E. of "terop"?
Yes, yes.
The one you see on TV a lot.
Oh, you just said "terop".
It's an effect sound.
An effect sound.
What kind of effect does it have?
It doesn't come out like this.
It's an S.E. of "terop".
An S.E. of "terop"?
Does it make you go "boing, boing"?
No, it doesn't.
I was surprised that you came here today.
Oh, is that so?
I'm really surprised.
It's a low-temperature voice.
Yes, it's a low-temperature voice.
It's a low-temperature voice.
Can you really use it, Sensei?
Yes, I can.
Can you use it?
Then I'd like to know more about it, like is it good for washing your hair?
Yes, it has a lot of effects.
Yes, it does.
It does, doesn't it?
It doesn't make you sneeze or wash your hair.
How can you say it's good for washing your hair?
My feet stink, but it doesn't fix it.
It doesn't fix it?
It doesn't fix it.
It's okay.
It fixes it 120%.
120%?
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter, does it?
The carbonate breaks down under the smell.
Under the smell.
It's like a sneeze.
It's like dust.
She's become sensitive.
She's sensitive now.
But even with the smell of my feet, I'm getting gags.
Carbonated water usually comes out.
I try not to drink it in the bathroom.
Excuse me.
May I have a little more?
No, just a little more.
The quantity is decreasing and it's for sale.
No, it's okay.
It's a stock.
It's still running.
I want to know.
I want to share it with everyone.
I shouldn't drink too much.
No, no, it's okay.
You should listen to my explanation first.
If you listen to my explanation, you'll buy it.
You'll buy it.
Ms. Karisaki.
Yes?
If you prove it to me, I'll buy it even if you don't sell it.
That's right.
It's 800 yen per bottle.
Oh, I see.
You can drink it.
By the way, it doesn't work for love sickness.
Why?
Why does it work for love sickness?
If you say something good, it'll come out of your mouth.
Are you okay?
I'm worried about carbonated water.
Oh, you're worried about carbonated water.
It doesn't work for love sickness.
What?
I hope it works for love sickness.
If it had that much effect, it would be really good.
But the gap is...
I don't like it.
So, everyone, how about 800 yen for one bottle?
How about it?
I haven't heard the explanation yet.
It works for love sickness.
800 yen for one bottle.
Love sickness doesn't work for love sickness.
800 yen for one bottle.
See you next week, everyone!
Love sickness!
Stomach, shoulders, feet smell, etc.
It relieves your body's problems.
Carbonated water with no gap.
Relay water.
Only now, 800 yen!
We offer it for 800 yen!
It doesn't work.
Is it okay?
It doesn't work.
It's the last one.
Drink it all up.
You look like you're drinking it.
I'm attracted to you.
You look like a woman's dream man.
You're beautiful.
Is it easy to drink?
Please explain about relay water.
Relay water is a very rare natural carbonated water.
It contains a lot of minerals and iron, and it's easy to drink.
Of course, you can drink it as it is, but you can mix it with alcohol and drink it.
Also, if you use it for washing your face, it'll get into your pores.
You can also expect beauty effects from this carbonated stimulation.
Also, when you wash your hair...
Go home! Go home!
That's enough! That's enough!
I don't want it! I don't want it!
That's enough! That's enough!
I don't want it!
Go home! Go home!
Go home!
Go home! Go home!
It's suspicious, isn't it?
Look at this woman!
Terrible! Disgusting!
It's too expensive!
What's wrong with you?
I'm sure it won't come out.
I see.
The other day, you sang "Ussa", "Miharu" and "Hase ga Orui" by the third generation.
- Yes. - That's right.
- "Oyuisshi ne". - That's right.
Have you gotten used to it?
- Not yet. - You haven't gotten used to it.
Once you get used to it, you won't be able to remember all the choreographies of songs you've sung before.
- That's right. - It's hard, isn't it?
- That's right. - It's a lot of work.
- Can you remember it? - Yes.
- I'll do my best. - She's doing her best.
- She's doing her best? - Yes, she's doing her best.
- She remembers it? - Yes.
- She's amazing. - She's amazing.
- She's serious. - She's amazing.
I see. You like singing and dancing like that, don't you?
Yes, it's fun.
- It's nice. "Oyuisshi ne". - It's nice, isn't it?
- But you're doing your best. - Yes.
- I hope you'll be kind... - That's right.
- ...and teach her well. - Don't bully her.
Now, we've just joined the third generation.
Today, we have one more person.
- Oh? - Oh?
- Is there one more person today? - Yes.
- Can you? - Can you?
- Yes!
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- We have one more person. - Yes, we have one more person.
- She'll quit soon, won't she? - She will.
You'd better stop it soon.
- You should quit it now. - Please, Mr. Suga.
- You'd better stop it. - We can't trust you.
- Please, we can't trust you.
- You should stop it now. - Yeah, we can't trust you.
- You'd better stop it. - We'd be short of staff.
We have to get people out of here.
- That means the third generation will join us soon. - Yes, that's right.
- I thought we should have joined those two but... - That's right.
- ...we were working on some shooting. - Shooting?
In fact, there was another short-term student.
In the previous recording, a short-term student who could not come due to personal reasons has joined us this time.
So let's treat him as a short-term student.
Treat him as a short-term student, right?
Yes, yes.
So, a new student is coming.
Shall we let him in?
Then, please come in.
Then, please come in!
Canada! Canada!
What is it? It's scary!
Canada, you're firm. Who are you taking with you?
Let me introduce Utsumi's famous talent, Utsumi Larbira.
Who is it?
Here is the contract.
Pony.
Here is Melon.
Pony.
Pony?
Are you from Pony Channel?
Yes, I often watch it.
Utsumi-san, you're not that hairy, are you?
I've been doing variety shows for 10 years, so it's okay.
You've been doing variety shows for 10 years?
My name is Kurosawa Mirei.
Kurosawa-san.
I've been doing variety shows for 10 years.
That's amazing!
My hobby is variety shows.
My specialty is variety shows.
What is it?
Conditions!
A friendly meal between members.
No, thank you.
Helping a stupid leader.
No, thank you.
A strong performance of a joint performance.
No, thank you.
Recording of 18 people.
No, thank you.
That's all I can promise you.
No, no, you can't do that.
I've seen that before.
You've seen it before, haven't you?
Yes, I've seen it before.
She hates crowds.
She hates authority.
She hates shackles.
Her experience of doing variety shows for 10 years is her weapon.
Kurosawa Mirei.
Also known as...
"Maskatsu X"!
She only says "itashimasen", doesn't she?
That's what she is like.
That's right. She has a contract with many people.
Oh, that's why! When she joined CG...
That's right. Maybe she couldn't come because of the contract.
That's impossible. You can't do that kind of mascot activity.
You can't get along with each other.
You don't have to do that.
That's right. You can't get along with each other.
That's impossible.
You don't have to get along with each other.
That's right!
You don't want to get along with me, do you?
I can get along with you.
It's been 10 years since you said that.
It's been 10 years.
She's been doing it for 10 years.
What was that just now?
Say it! Say it! Say it!
I don't know why Kurosawa-san joined us.
I'm not interested in that.
You're weak!
She's weak!
Kurosawa-san, you're amazing.
What's your favorite creature?
I like Black Mamba.
Black Mamba?
Do you know Black Mamba?
I don't know.
It's the world's largest poisonous snake.
It's said to be the snake that took the lives of the most people in the world.
You like poisonous snakes?
What part of it do you like about it?
I can't get enough of its charm.
Charm?
I've never seen it before.
It looks scary.
Does it have special powers?
Yes.
It can drown in water for about three and a half minutes.
Three and a half minutes?!
That's amazing!
It's only for Ega-chan and Ega-chan-nim.
If you do that, you won't be able to catch any mascots.
It's like a web blog.
You can't catch any mascots, can you?
What is it, Assa-san?
What is it?
It really bites you.
It's like Black Mamba.
What is it?
It's not "what is it?"
What can you do with it?
Me?
For me... let's see...
I don't really do anything special.
- Nothing special? - I don't know anything special.
You can't do it, can you?
- You haven't been able to show anything yet. - No, I haven't.
- You haven't been able to show anything yet, right? - I'm just talking nonsense.
- You're not doing anything wrong, you're just talking nonsense. - I'm doing it because I like it.
- Give it back, give it back. - And then...
- Do you have anything else, like flying? - I've been dancing for six years.
- Dance?! - Dance?!
- Isn't that a bit too much? - I've been dancing for seven years.
- Seven years?! - I haven't lost in my seven years.
- I've been dancing since I was three years old. - You've got long limbs.
- That's hip-hop, right? - Do you know it?
- Do you need a mascot? - I do, I do.
But in the corner of Chantcore's concert, I always come back with a smile, so I think I'm a bit like a bully.
- Were you like that when you were a rough boy? - Don't call me a rough boy!
- As expected of you. - As expected of you.
- You've learned a lot, haven't you? - You're amazing.
- You don't even touch me like that. - That's right.
- You're good at it. - You're good at it.
- Do you have any spicy food? - Yes.
- Do you always carry this with you? - That's funny.
- Do you need that kind of information? - What is it?
- Do you like heavy food or spicy food? - What is it, Mr. Roasted Egg?
- She's very upset. - She's very upset.
- I want to say it, but I don't know what it is. - What is it?
- You need that kind of information, don't you? - I do.
- Do you know any other people who are good at spicy food? - Yes, we do.
- How about you, Tia? - Me? I'm not good at it.
- Do you eat squid? - No, I don't.
- Oh, you don't have to worry about it. As long as you know how to handle spicy food, you can win.
- What's more, do you hunt spiders? - What?
- Do you hunt snakes, too? - Do you hunt snakes, too?
- It doesn't matter, does it? - No, it doesn't.
- First of all, greeting is important, doesn't it?
- I don't think people who can't even say hello can do it.
- You're very detailed, Tia.
- No, it's not.
- You're very detailed.
- I don't like it when you say it like that.
- You're not complimenting me anymore.
- I don't think so. - Oh, you don't?
- I don't think so.
- If you don't say hello, you don't say you don't think so.
- I don't think so, either. - You don't need it.
- That's right. - What do you want me to say?
- What is it, Mr. Mukitamago?
- I don't think so.
- I don't know what you're talking about.
- Oh, you don't know anything.
- I'm not weak.
- I can't do anything with Mr. Mukitamago.
- In the end, Mr. Kurosawa is treated like a third generation.
- The three of us.
- I don't think he intends to get along with you, but please get along with him.
- I thought you were saying something.
- Please get along with him. - Please do your best from now on.
- Thank you in advance.
- I'll do my best.
- That's all for today.
- Thank you very much.
I can't answer it with a smile.
I'll embrace you and reach you. I'm happy for you.