AISubs v3.5
Mascat Night!
Today's broadcast of "Mascat"!
(Applause)
What is this?
Everyone says it's a joke, but it's a commercial.
It's a commercial.
Everyone wants to see it.
This is the house of the members of "Mascat".
I see.
Shall we call them now?
Agonei on the scene!
Agonei said it.
Migo-san, you said this.
Yes, this is Beckham.
His blush is beautiful.
(Laughter)
This is my first broadcast of "Mascat".
Oh!
How is it, Migo-san?
Are you excited about the broadcast?
Excited?
Yes.
I'm a little excited.
When I meet people...
You're not excited.
What? I'm excited! I'm excited!
(Laughter)
I'm a little excited to invade.
Don't you go to other people's houses?
What? What is it?
(Laughter)
Are you angry?
What are you doing?
I'm not doing music.
Whose house is it?
It's a dark house.
It's like a good house.
The entrance is black.
It's like a luxury house.
Who is it?
Don't you know yet?
Who is it?
It's a good house.
I don't know at all.
What?
Oh! Aoi!
What?
Is it Aoi?
No, it's not.
It's not.
It's not?
It's different.
It's similar.
What?
Room number.
Do you know where you live?
Yes, I know.
(Laughter)
That's not it.
(Laughter)
Shall we go in?
Let's go.
(Laughter)
What? Really?
Aoi looks clean.
I heard something strange.
That's right.
No.
Wow!
There is nothing in here.
Wow!
Look!
There is nothing in here.
Oh!
There are things around here.
What's going on?
There is a cat!
What?
There is a cat!
Cute!
That's cute!
There is a cat!
Cute!
Cat.
(Laughter)
Cat.
- What are you doing? - Mio-san likes cats.
- What? - Mio-san likes cats.
- That's why you're so excited. - I'm excited.
- They're so cute. - Mio-san, the cat is in the way. Get it out of the way.
- It's in the way. - Mio-san, Mio-san...
Aoi's house is a YLDK class with cats.
Miho-san, please report in an interesting way.
- It's very beautiful inside. - Is it?
- The first room is over there.
- Let me open it. - Okay.
Let me go in.
- Wow, it's fast. - Isn't it fast? I've been thinking about it before I opened it.
- Wow, it's beautiful. - Beautiful. - Cute.
- It's not dirty at all. It's cute. - Doesn't it stain? - No, it doesn't.
- It's cute. - It doesn't have anything weird like under the bed.
- Under the bed? - Look under it. - It's not under it. - Under the bed.
- No, under the cat's mouth. - It's cute. - It doesn't have anything under it.
- It's clean. - It doesn't have dust in it. - It's not dirty at all. - It's cute. - It's very beautiful.
- It's cute. - The cat is cute. - It's cute. The cat is cute.
- The cat is cute. It's cute, really. The cat is... - The cat... - What are you doing? - You play with it, aunt. - Do it properly.
Isn't there something like that?
There's a room that looks big here, so I'd like to go there.
A room that looks big?
Is it a living room?
Oh, it's beautiful!
Go ahead and say it.
It's beautiful!
It's a little too beautiful.
There's nothing here.
It's beautiful, but it's not useless at all.
Then let's look for something.
It's a refrigerator.
That's right, a refrigerator.
This will come.
As expected, it's inside the refrigerator.
There's a lot of leaves in it.
It's very beautiful.
There's a big leaf in it.
What is it?
Open it up.
What is it?
Isn't it this?
What is it?
Is it meat?
What is it?
Is it meat?
Yes.
You're a good woman.
It stinks!
Of course it does.
Because it's pickled radish.
That's right.
Is it pickled radish?
There's no food in it.
Are you using it or not?
There's nothing in it?
There's nothing in it.
Don't touch it!
There's something in it!
It's amazing!
There's only corn in it.
It's really important.
Is it important?
But there's nothing in it.
Oh, that's the worst!
That's the worst!
There's nothing in it?
Garlic?
There's only one garlic in it.
Try it.
Are you using it?
No!
What is it?
It stinks!
It doesn't stink.
What is it?
It's definitely not.
It's beautiful.
This is a blepharoptera, right?
There's some blepharoptera in it.
It's sick.
There's some in it, right?
Do you wash your hands often?
I'm sure you have blepharoptera.
Rio!
What?
If you didn't wash your hands, it would have been more fun!
It was your chance.
Why do you wash your hands?
It's a chance to make people dirty.
It's a bad choice.
You shouldn't have washed your hands.
You know, doing what people don't like is a secret theme.
Well, well, well, okay?
- Well, well, well... - Hey, hey, hey, put your hands up!
- Isn't there anything else? - Isn't there anything else?
- Well... you know... - Can you recommend anything else?
- It seems today is a new movement, - Ahh... I see...
- so you moved. - Isn't it better to have a new move?
- Oh, that's good idea! - Yes, yes...
- Good idea! - What a good move, right?
- Let's have a new move and... - It would be great!
Please make it beautiful.
This one.
What is it?
This one.
This one is worth doing.
Sofa.
What is it?
It looks delicious.
Kinako mochi.
This one.
It's a celebration.
It looks delicious.
It's a white table.
Yes, it is.
I can't eat it.
She ate it.
She ate it normally.
It's delicious.
She puts it on her forehead.
She's eating it.
She's showing it off.
She's polite but...
She shouldn't eat it.
You didn't see it?
Yes, you should eat it with some soy bean paste.
Yes, eat it with soy bean paste.
Yes, you should eat it with soybean paste.
Okay, you can stop there.
You should not have made it like that!
That's not good!
It's not dirty at all!
It's not good!
It's your preference!
Aoi seems to be complicated!
Yeah!
She can't react or say "Stop it!"
Aoi is quiet.
Ah!
Aoi, you like it!
Ah! This one!
What is it?
For real?
Is it bad?
Another dirty one?
This is...
This is not good!
Wow!
Kejian?
Kejian.
Ah, this is...
I don't like crabs that much.
That's not what I meant!
Eat it!
Even if you don't like it...
Sorry, I can't, I can't, I can't.
Just eat it.
Just touch it for now.
You're mad at me.
Just touch it for now.
You're mad at me.
Just touch it for now.
I don't like it.
You're shaking.
You're shaking a lot.
Hey, you're eating like you're an adult. I'm not making you eat.
You're eating nicely.
No, I'm not.
It's not a reaction.
Don't lick that hand! Don't use that hand!
Don't dirty the house!
Don't touch the table!
Don't touch the table with that!
Aoi's house is not dirty at all.
She doesn't dislike it.
But Aoi-san, do something she doesn't like!
Let her film your reaction.
Mio-san, it seems like you haven't exercised enough.
Yes, yes.
Aoi-san's house is spacious, so let me help you.
I thought you'd like this.
What is it?
This, this.
What is it?
It's a cutting machine.
What?
What is it?
Cutting?
What?
What is it?
I'm scared!
This is not good!
Right there?
You're going to cut it with all your strength?
Yes, and then you just need to hit it with a ball, right?
That's right, you can't hit it like this in a room.
I can't do it!
It's nothing.
You can't do it.
What are you showing me?
You didn't panic at all, did you?
You didn't hit the ball or something like that, did you?
But the ball came a little too fast.
I'm 42 years old and I couldn't hit it.
I'm sorry.
If you don't hit it, it won't start, Tamino-san.
But it came a little too fast.
Tamino-san, you're making it look like we're both like you.
Are you mad at me?
We're both like you?
You're making it look like we're both like you.
Oh, I see.
You're making it look like we're both like you.
We're doing our best, too.
We're doing our best, but we can't help it if we can't do it.
We've been talking about it for an hour.
We've been talking about it for an hour, but we can't do anything, Tamino-san.
I'm going to do my best, but...
Do what you think I don't like.
Anything is fine.
Should I do it?
There's a lot of stuff on the TV.
What is it?
A banana?
What about it?
What? What?
What?
All of a sudden?
Normally...
What is going on?
What should we do?
Put the banana in the kikijan.
Put it in?
Yes.
Close it?
I closed it!
What... What is that?
I closed it!
Stop it!
What is this?
Stop it!
One, two, three...
Pee! Pee! Pee! Pee! Pee! Pee! Pee! Pee! Pee!tering with the banana was a win!
Pee! Pee! Pee!
Oh my god!
What is going on?
Agone...
I was punished!
Agone will be mad!
Don't make fun of me!
I tried my best!
I really tried my best!
Did you try your best?!
I tried my best!
OK. Stop it.
Stop it.
Stop it, stop it.
It's over.
Hey!
Hey, watch out!
Hey, wait!
Hey, wait a minute!
This is no good.
Ah, he's already angry.
It's over.
Watch out! Watch out!
Kimura, be careful!
I'm sorry!
Watch out! He fought back!
Ah, it's over.
It's over.
Ah, it didn't work out for Aoi.
Yeah, it didn't.
She's losing a lot of money.
Yeah, she is.
Yeah!
Well, I hope it wasn't good.
Well, she didn't get her hands dirty, so it was fine.
But, well...
Since it didn't work out for you, today...
It didn't work out for you.
Yeah, it didn't work out for you.
This is for you, too.
Yes.
I'm really sorry.
It was a mistake of mine.
Natsume is very outgoing.
People call her "donguri boss".
She seems to be thinking about something today.
Natsume, do you like Hiroshima Carp?
I didn't know that.
We like it too.
Really?
I like it since a long time ago.
It's a big fan.
Recently, there are many Carp girls who like bread.
I can't forgive that.
I'm a big Carp fan.
I can't forgive that.
I know that.
We like it too.
Really?
Natsume, who is your second fan?
Me?
Yes.
It's Kuroki.
Kuroki.
Kuroki is manly.
Isn't it Kuroda?
It's Kuroda, isn't it?
What did you say?
Kuroki...
Is Kuroki Motorotte's Kuroki?
It's Kuroda.
I'm sorry. I got confused.
I got confused. It's Kuroda.
It's Kuroda.
Natsume is Kuroda's fan.
Who do you like?
I like Eldrett.
That's good.
Eldrett.
What do you think of Eldrett?
Eldrett...
That's good.
It's...
It's cheap, isn't it?
It's not Outrett.
It's Eldrett.
Eldrett.
That one?
That's right.
I don't know much about skate.
Skate...
That's right.
Natsume-sensei, what have you been drawing?
This?
That sounds fun!
I'm in it, too.
Number 5?
Number 5, Kamisaki.
Thank you!
You have all three of them.
Really? I'm happy.
Number 6, Momonogi.
Number 7, Mita.
Number 8, Shiraishi.
There's only one catcher, right?
In terms of physique.
I can't say anything about it.
But number 9 is Kawakami.
You're putting him in, aren't you?
Kawakami-san...
It's a special system, but...
There's a part where Koichiri-togi puts them together on their own.
They all come together.
I see, people who put things together...
Natsume-san, you don't have a name, do you?
Me? I'm the director.
Oh!
I feel like I'm Director Kuriyama.
Director Kuriyama?
That's right.
Let's have a match!
A match?
Is your opponent a mascot?
Well, well, well...
I found you.
Good morning.
You had a match?
A match?
Did you come here with your mask on?
Well, well, well, over there.
I found you.
Good morning.
You're still here?
Good morning.
Let's talk.
Talk?
What?
Strategy meeting?
Just...
talking about dinner.
Talking about dinner?
Are you going out for dinner?
Yes.
What?
Did you hide something?
No.
It's suspicious.
Did you hide something?
No.
What?
Show me.
Let me go.
Huh? What order is this?
What does "I'm ninth" mean?
It doesn't have much meaning.
Huh? What's this?
It's a baseball union starting point.
So...
Did you decide you wanted to be a baseball player?
It doesn't have that deep of a meaning.
Huh?
Don't I have a name?
What's this?
No...
I didn't want you to be a player.
I wanted you to be a coach.
Oh, is that so?
Am I a coach?
I thought you'd be a good coach.
Not bad.
But you didn't write your own name.
You're a coach, aren't you?
Huh? Huh? Huh?
No, I'm not.
I don't need two coaches.
You're lying.
No...
That's not what I meant.
Huh?
Are you a Hiroshima Carp fan?
That's why I wrote it.
Hmm...
Oh...
Yes.
You're right.
You're a huge Carp fan, aren't you?
Yes, I've always liked you.
Oh, really?
Wow...
I've never heard of you.
Isn't your leader a Carp fan?
Oh, is that so?
Huh?
Carp fan...
Didn't you say "Carp fan" on Twitter?
Oh, that's Kato Sari.
Oh...
Oh, is that so?
Isn't that right?
It's a mess.
Really?
It's a mess.
It happens.
It happens, it happens.
Then, let's do a quiz.
Quiz?
Sounds fun.
Who was the person who was called "iron man" in Carp and won the national award?
It's a dream.
This is...
You know, right?
Yes, I do.
Do you know the position?
It's...
Penelope...
It should have been Penelope.
You...
Are you stupid?
Me?
No, I'm not stupid.
I'm serious.
You're serious.
Do you know the leader?
If you say "iron man", I think it's Nomo-chan.
Nomo... Nomo-chan...
Nomo-chan...
Sorry, that's a stupid answer.
I'm stupid, you know.
I'm stupid.
Don't say you're stupid all the time.
So, Natsume, do you know the answer?
Tell me.
Miya...
Miyashita...
Tatsuro...
That's not it!
You're the leader!
Miyashita...
Are you really stupid?
What do you think, Miya-san?
Miya-san, you're stupid.
Please say it.
Life ends in an instant.
So let's live every second with gratitude.
Bye, Tia.
What do you mean?
So, if I were in the Warring States period, you'd be Furii Kazan.
Bye, Tia.
What should we do, Leader?
Should we go there?
What?
To Shanghai.
To Shanghai?
Did you go to Kharghi?
Yes.
Are you going to Kharghi?
Yes! Let's go!
Thank you for your hard work.
You were a gardener, weren't you?
Thank you for your hard work.
Ms. Matsumi, Mr. Kuriyama is the director of "Nichiham", and Mr. Hiroshima is the director of "Ogata".
Cup, cup, cup, Hiroshima cup.
Hang in there, Donguri leader!
Once upon a night...
was broadcasted by TMM.com.
What is this?
Are you guys doing this?
The rental fee for the studio is 8,100 yen.
Why are we paying for it?
Isn't it weird?
The studio paid 8,100 yen for the rent and broke out.
Maskatz vs. Masked Girls All-out War!
In order to settle this fight,
on December 16th, at Zepp Diver City, Tokyo,
the Taiban Live will be held!
The winner will be determined by the size of the audience's support!
The book with greater sensitivity will win!
Who will win?