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"MASUKATSU NIGHT"!
Shinagawa's "Shut up, Grand Prix"!
Director Shinagawa is auditioning for "MASUKATSU" for his next film.
But! This audition is all a lie!
The MCs will make "MASUKATSU" move...
Shinagawa thinks it's a real audition...
But he's being asked to say a lot of keywords!
Last time, Yahagi and Aoi challenged!
- Who was it? - Who was it again?
- It's not Shouji... - It's not Shouji...
"It's not Shouji" earns you 10 points!
There are only 3 people left!
Who will be asked to say a lot of keywords?
- Mr. Ogi! - Mr. Ogi!
- Yes! - You're choosing a robot, right?
- This is important. - A robot...
- Then... a port! - Yes.
- A port. - If it's a port, you don't have to give instructions.
- What do you mean? - You don't have to make your body look bad.
You don't have to say a lot of keywords.
First, Ogi and the port pair!
But I want to go to Iratto Black Port!
Nice to meet you!
Do you have any self-introduction?
I'm Mina and Rick.
By the way, have you watched any movies in English?
Yes, I have.
How many?
You're just saying things!
How many?
Which ones?
Which one?
The first one and the third one.
The first one and...
Tell me the title.
And the third one and...
Which one? Tell me the title.
Title...
Was there a title?
What was the first title?
Was there a title?
There is a title in English.
Was there a title?
No title in English.
Syrup, right?
Drop, right?
Drop it cleanly.
Do you remember what kind of movie it was?
It didn't have much content.
Actually, I haven't watched a single Shinagawa movie.
Oh, you haven't watched it.
You shouldn't say "Shinagawa".
You're kind.
What was "Kingyo Cafe" about?
What was it about?
"Kingyo Cafe", you know...
"Anything Goes Cafe".
You said "Anything Goes Cafe".
"Kingyo Cafe" was...
You said "Anything Goes Cafe" somewhere, didn't you?
No, I did, but...
"Anything Goes Cafe" wasn't really talked about on TV.
"Anything Goes Cafe" was closed.
It was closed.
It was closed?
It was closed.
Why?
"Anything Goes Cafe" is a movie audition.
Shall I restore it? Shall I restore it?
"Anything Goes Cafe"?
"Anything Goes Cafe" is closed.
I can play the song. But I can play the song.
Restore it like that? Restore it like that?
It's okay. "Anything Goes Cafe" is closed.
I'll do it as much as you do.
No, I mean, isn't it a little strange?
Tonkatsu is enough.
No, tonkatsu alone can't fix the cafe.
It's not that easy to fix the cafe.
Because I made it in Toyosu.
Why are you clapping?
Because I made it in Toyosu's Tsukiji Curry Shop.
Is that so?
It's strange.
No, I'm kidding.
I spilled water a little.
What's going on?
I spilled water a little.
What's going on?
No, it's not like that.
I didn't expect you to spill water.
It's not like that.
This is what you say in the news.
For the time being.
But I was doing it in the news.
It doesn't start.
I'm talking about myself.
I want to see that action.
Why don't you listen to me?
You should listen to me first.
What are you doing?
I'm auditioning.
Auditioning?
Just do it.
Sit down.
Just do it.
Audition?
You do it.
What are you talking about?
Just do it.
You want to audition, right?
Sit down.
I'm the one who's going to audition.
But you're not sitting down.
No, I'm not sitting down.
Anyway, what do you say?
Hurry up and pick up your weapon.
No, you pick it up.
If you pick it up, I'll pick it up.
If I pick it up, you pick it up.
I'll definitely pick it up.
You're like a kid.
You're kidding me.
You're an idiot.
Let me pick it up.
If you have a set, I can pick it up.
You don't have to go to an interview for that kind of job.
It's a movie audition.
It doesn't matter.
You do the play.
I'll pick it up.
It's not a report audition.
We're the best team.
You act and I set up the set.
We're the best team.
I'll be the director and you'll act.
I want to set it up.
What do you want to set up?
The set.
You want to set up the set?
How do you want to set it up?
You do it first.
Why me?
I'll set up the set.
I'm the director of the set.
I'll show you.
I'll watch you and set up the set.
It's weird. You should do it.
You do it.
You go home.
Go home!
Why? You go home.
Why me?
You go home.
Why?
Try it.
Will you do it if I set up the set?
I will.
Try it. Do it seriously.
Do it seriously.
You should set up the set.
I should do it?
You should do it.
I'll do it. I'll do it for sure!
Alright.
Hey, wait!
What are you doing?
Hey! A little more to the right!
Hey, to the right!
I can't see anything.
I can't see anything!
You're disqualified.
Go home, you.
You go home!
No, I'll go home.
I'll go home.
No, I'll go home.
Go home, you.
I wanted you to stand up.
I want you to stand up.
Thank you.
It's not "thank you."
I'm sorry.
It's "thank you."
It's not "thank you."
She said it.
You're disqualified with four points.
You're good.
She said "go home," and you said "go home."
You're disqualified.
You're good.
That's a good pattern.
You can use it, right?
Who's next?
I'll go.
Ms. Okubo?
I'll go with...
Ms. Kawakami.
But it's hard for me to say it.
I wonder.
Next up is Ms. Okubo and Ms. Kawakami.
Will they score points with their loudness?
Excuse me.
Excuse me. Excuse me.
First of all, please introduce yourself.
I'm Nanami Kawakami. Nice to meet you.
Excuse me. What are your special skills?
My special skills are...
I like singing and I'm good at yoga.
Can you show me one of them?
She sings while doing yoga.
That's right.
Then I sing while doing both yoga.
Can you sing while doing yoga?
Sing with a loud voice.
Yes.
Here we go.
You're too loud.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Today, I feel like I'm too bad.
You're listening, aren't you?
Shut up, you're funny, aren't you?
You haven't opened your mouth yet, so can you do it again?
I haven't opened my mouth yet, so can you do it again?
No, that's enough.
Um...
That's enough, that's enough.
I have one, so please.
Please.
I still have one.
Yes, please.
Please, more, more, more...
Can you not interact with people?
I feel like you're dancing too much.
Shut up!
Why?
I know now.
I know now that your voice is amazing.
I was your wife's fan, so I sang for you.
No, you weren't.
I'm not your wife's fan.
Then who are you?
My wife is Nami.
Then who are you?
I don't know you, old woman.
Because you're an ordinary old woman.
Oh, you're a goldfish cafe old woman.
Why are you at a goldfish cafe?
She doesn't say that you're Shouji.
Then let's do some action.
Think of something.
Shall we wait in the city?
No, it doesn't matter.
I like it.
I'll play a song.
You can sing.
I'll sing.
You can sing.
I'm sorry.
I'm afraid of singing.
Distance is important.
Can you hear me?
Yes, I can.
I'm afraid of singing.
I prepared music.
But music doesn't matter.
Then play music.
Sing loudly so you don't lose to music.
Oh, that's good.
Ta-da!
Yay!
I did it!
Congratulations!
It was so much fun!
It looked like you were having fun!
I felt great!
Can I have some water?
My throat is dry.
You don't have water?
No, that's mine.
You don't usually drink mine!
I'm sorry.
No, it's not "I'm sorry."
I'll drink it all at once.
I'll drink a little.
I've got a little more to go.
Stop working like hiking and walking.
Yeah.
Wanna try that again?
Let's use the pennultimate version.
Too bad we don't get to sing it.
Yeah, let's use the penultimate version.
Let's use the penultimate version.
And we'll sing out loud like in our first "One Friends."
Oh, a machine!
A machine will stop us.
Yeah, hang in there for a second and then sing out loud.
How's that?
Can you do it?
Yes, understood.
(laughs)
Can I get some water?
I don't have it.
It's not 3,000 yen.
Do you want me to hit you in the back of your head with a plastic bottle?
What are you doing?
It's not 3,000 yen.
Are you kidding me?
(laughs)
It's not 3,000 yen.
Go home, you idiot.
You're pretty good at this.
Can I hear Kawakami sing?
I was hit.
He's a trained robot.
He's got a high sense of humor.
You said it in the song. You earned it by being noisy in the song.
So far, Okubo-san is at the top.
But Shouji-kun is already a partner, so you know how to make him angry, right?
That's right.
You have to make him angry.
Who should I make angry?
Who is suitable for it?
Yonuki-san?
How about that?
To such a cute girl?
Shouji and Momonogi pair up!
Shouji, who knows all about Shinagawa, aims for the championship!
"MACART NIGHT" is on cmf.com!
Please!
Thank you!
Please!
The last one is Shoji "Peach's Hand"!
Shoji knows Shinagawa well and aims for the championship!
Oh, Moridome?
Excuse me!
Please!
Thank you!
Please!
Do you have any special skills?
Special skills...
Scuba diving.
It's scuba diving.
Scuba diving?
You do it in Hiroshima, don't you?
I haven't been told by anyone that I do it.
You do it in Hiroshima, don't you?
I do.
You brag about it, don't you?
I brag about it a lot.
Do you think so?
You don't say you do scuba diving, do you?
I brag about it easily.
You brag about it easily.
When you do it yourself, you brag about it easily.
Because you boast about what you're doing.
Can you show me your recent boast?
Show me?
Recent boast?
Oh, well...
I went to America and shot a short movie.
Can you show me more of your boast?
You're proud of being Shinagawa, aren't you?
Are you proud of me?
Scary, scary.
You're proud of it, aren't you?
Boast!
Who did you drink with so much?
You're proud of it, aren't you?
Who is "You're proud of it"?
Because you said "You're proud of it",
that mickey t...
I don't care about it.
Don't drive me crazy.
Wait, isn't this an audition?
Audition, audition, audition...
It's because we're here in Yatsugi Baya.
I wanted to ask you something.
How about the others?
I know what you mean.
How about the others?
Let's do the audition.
Are you doing the audition right now?
Yeah.
Are you watching a movie tonight?
Ah, "terrap".
"Drop".
That's a funny name.
What was "drop" about?
"Terrap".
Why do you keep saying "terrap"?
"Terrap"?
What's "terrap"?
"Terrap"?
"Terrap".
Are you kidding me?
"Terrap"?
No, I'm not kidding you.
I'm not kidding you.
You're not kidding me?
Let's do some action.
What do you want?
Can you choose with me?
I'm not that kind of person.
Can you choose with me?
Come here.
Can you choose with me?
Is it enough?
You can choose by yourself, can't you?
Which one do you want? Do you want me to choose for you?
Choose the one that suits you the most.
Like lovers.
You are the role of lovers who start committing crimes.
Why are you directing?
Why am I being directed?
You are the first one to start committing crimes.
Which one do you want?
But you don't know the seriousness of crimes.
You don't know? You are deep.
Let's start from entering the store.
Who are you going to show it to?
Who am I going to show it to?
You can do it because you are a director.
There is no weapon shop.
There is. It's down there.
Stop it.
It's gross.
What do you mean it's gross?
You didn't grow up.
Big Magnum.
No, it's not Big Magnum.
It's not Big or Magnum at all.
Big Magnum.
It's not Big or Magnum, so you don't like going into weapons stores, do you?
No.
Then do it properly. I'll go with you.
Oh, I forgot that you haven't eaten yet.
It's the first time a stupid couple has come to a weapons store to choose weapons for the first time.
Oh, I forgot that you haven't eaten yet.
You haven't eaten yet? Then you must be a little hungry.
Yes, yes, yes.
Then let's go in. You're hungry, aren't you?
Big Magnum.
No, it's not Big Magnum all of a sudden. What's wrong?
I'll go with you.
But you're not meeting up, are you?
No.
You're going with me, aren't you?
Yes.
Then let's go in.
Oh, I'm hungry.
I'm hungry.
It's the first time I'm eating healthy food tomorrow.
I don't know much about weapons.
He's saying it properly.
I don't know much about weapons.
If you think about it in terms of killing power, it's probably a machine gun.
Oh, I see.
Yes.
But I think this is the strongest.
Please go home slowly.
It's definitely a machine gun.
Go home slowly. Go home slowly and slowly.
But it leads to self-destruction, doesn't it?
Yes.
I told you to let go of me!
Yes.
Let go of me! What are you doing all of a sudden?!
Hey!
What is it?!
He gets pretty angry, but he doesn't say anything close.
He's a pinpointer.
If you say something like "proud" like that, you'll get really angry.
At first, I didn't like it.
You had a scary face.
But it's difficult to get words out of there.
It's difficult.
That's right.
So, the winner is...
Mr. Okubo!
Yay!
Thank you, Mr. Okubo!
The winner is...
Mr. Okubo and Ms. Kawakami, who attacked Mr. Okubo with too much singing voice!
I'm sorry.
What about this?
I didn't have to let go of you.
I'm sorry.
That's why I was really angry.
Is that what you think?
I was like, "Mascot, what's wrong with you?"
I don't want to get involved with you.
Can I go home now?
Yes, you can.
"MASCOT NIGHT" was provided by dmm.com.
You know, if you're busy with work like this, you don't have time for love and stuff, do you?
That's right.
Oh, but you're in "Terrace House", right?
There's a lot of things.
Whether you're there or not, love is hard, isn't it?
Oh, that's true.
Even if you're dating, it's hard, isn't it?
What is love?
Love is hard, isn't it?
"MASCOT NIGHT" was provided by dmm.com.