AISubs v3.5
"Mascot Night"!
The first match is "Kamate Judo Championship".
Yes, it has started.
Kamate Judo is a competition of how much the referee will pay.
This time, Seed Kojima will also participate in the semi-final.
The first match of the semi-final.
Contestants, enter!
Finally, Seed Kojima will participate in the semi- final.
Ah, he will participate in the semi-final.
I can win. I'm sure I can win.
This is a good match.
Start!
From now on...
It's unique.
It's like "Wizard of Oz".
Unique.
You've seen it before, haven't you?
Isn't it cute?
Don't do it!
Don't!
Don't do it!
I'm sorry!
What is this?!
It's a semi-crystal now!
It's a semi-crystal!
It has nothing to do with it.
It has nothing to do with it!
Idiot!
Why do you look at other girls?
Am I more attached to you?
Why do you look at other girls?
Idiot!
Okay, wait a minute.
Look over there.
I see.
Girls are always like that.
Idiot! Idiot! Idiot!
Idiot! Idiot!
You're still here.
Idiot! Idiot!
You're still here.
Idiot!
Idiot! Idiot!
Idiot!
Come on! Come on! Come on!
Think about it a little more!
I'll do it myself!
I'm sure you'll want me to do it for you!
I'll always do it for you!
Men's hearts don't ring a bell.
I won't do it again!
This one! This one!
I hope it's not like this.
You can do it!
She hasn't changed at all.
Yes! Yes! Yes!
One point!
Kojima, you...
Yes!
Why did you say "yes"?
Kojima, was it your specialty?
Why did you say "yes"?
It's a little childish, isn't it?
What's wrong with you?
That's weird.
Maybe you weren't suited for this sport.
Matsuka!
It's cute!
It's erotic, isn't it?
It's cute!
It's connected, isn't it?
Semi-final second match!
Contestants, enter!
Let's go!
Everyone looks relaxed.
They look relaxed.
Their eyes are bad.
Let's go!
Oh, oh, oh!
Once...
I passed by...
Uncle...
Come here!
She's here!
Oh, oh!
She's new!
There she is!
She's coming!
Hey, honey...
Let's stop fighting.
Fighting...
You don't have a day off, do you?
You're busy every day.
What kind of setting is that?
You don't have to work anymore.
I have money.
That's why you always protect me like this.
I love you.
She's good!
That's right.
That's a correct judgment. She's good.
I'm taking it.
I'll take this one too.
Huh? She put it on me.
Sir, I don't have money, but I like you.
I haven't been able to say it for a long time, but when you came into the studio, my heart couldn't stop pounding.
I like you.
Money...
It's either she likes me or I like her.
Sir...
Huh?
Oh, she's here.
I'm not angry with a little girl like you.
What's going on? She's like you.
I'm looking at you two flirting.
Sir, don't be so particular about women like her.
She called me a woman.
There are a lot of young girls out there, right?
But what do you really like?
Which one is it?
I don't know.
Money...
I said money.
Don't do this anymore.
You don't have to make me do this.
Go ahead and push me.
Are you going to pull me out?
I like money.
You two are the worst.
She's got money.
He's romantic.
You'll discover love someday.
Money, money!
You've got money today!
Go home with your money.
Miho-san, are you okay?
Are you okay?
You looked at me twice last week, didn't you?
What?
I looked at you.
I had eyes.
But you ignored me, didn't you?
I don't like you at all.
The final!
Will Amatsuka win judo?
Or Mita Fujin?
Hmm.
OK.
Let's do this.
I'll do it.
I'll take it off now that there's no gap.
You're good at this.
Geez.
She's good.
Yeah, she's good.
She's good at making things up and throwing things around.
Yeah.
She's definitely different from the other two from Team H!
You're right!
Yeah.
She's looking around.
Do we really have time for this?
What is that?
Oh! I'm sorry for interrupting you.
You're in perfect condition.
You'll soon be fired as a director.
That's right. For causing an incident.
For causing an incident...
Uncle?
Hmm?
I...
That person is...
My rival's...
Hmm...
Your type is completely different, isn't it?
It's not.
Why don't you make it your daily type?
Oh, you're right.
Can you forgive me for that?
I see.
You should make me your number one.
See?
She's thinking about it.
She's good at this.
Please use me sometimes.
I don't want to fight anymore.
I know you like me.
Did you hear that?
That's a kind voice.
On the other hand, I like you more.
I see.
I like you a lot, so...
You want me to tie you up.
I want to be with you forever.
Which one?
Oh, this is a different type.
But you don't have to decide, do you?
It's fine.
I'm telling you, you don't have to decide.
I like a lot of people.
Why is that?
If you choose someone you like, is it okay for you to play with them?
It's best for men, isn't it?
Hiro-kun...
Yeah?
I'll prepare...
Yeah?
...a house for you to play in.
What?
A house for me to play in?
Why do you say that, Hiro-kun?
Is there a backstory to that?
What are you trying to do?
Hiro-kun, listen!
But I'm not sure which is more convenient for you.
I guess it's better to be convenient.
Um, Hiro-kun...
Do you want me to go out and play all night?
I'll pay for it, so you can play with other people.
I really want to be with you every day.
But I'm not that generous.
Hiro-kun...
I'll go wherever you want me to go.
Which one?
If Hiro-kun calls me, I'll go with you.
What are you saying?
Hiro-kun, you know what I'm saying, right?
I'm married, so I'll go with you!
Which one?
That means...
The winner is...
The winner is me!
I'm so happy!
Amazing!
I like you!
This is so fun!
Turn me around!
I like you!
The winner is...
Ms. Mita, who used Hildra's tactics well, is the winner!
She understands men's hearts.
She does.
She knows how to have fun.
Ms. Mita had a lot of tricks up her sleeve.
She did.
I'm sure you have a lot of tricks up your sleeve, Miho.
You're just an old man with a beard!
What?
Why don't you try it, Miho?
What?
Have you never seen it before, Miho?
Come on! Try it, Miho!
I have a trick up my sleeve, Miho.
Do you?
Miho...
What's up?
Turn me around!
She's so good at it!
She's so bad at it!
She has no tricks up her sleeve!
She's so bad at it!
I'm going to lose!
Shinagawa Uruseiyo Grand Prix!
As you all know, he's a pretty amazing director.
That's right. He's making quite a bit of money.
Not only that, but he's also making quite a bit of business revenue.
Oh, is that so?
He's black, isn't he?
Oh, yes.
He's also planning on making a new film soon.
That's what he says.
He's making a move.
So, today, we're going to have a special audition for these mascots.
Next!
Director Shinagawa has produced countless hits.
This is his latest audition.
However!
This audition is a complete lie!
We're sending mascots that work under the direction of the MCs to the audition.
It's a surprise project for Shinagawa!
So, for this audition, we've invited these people as well.
Please come in!
MCs!
I don't think we'll be able to use all of them.
From now on, the mascots will be selected in order and auditioned.
Please take a look at this poll.
- This one? - Yes.
- The scoreboard? - Yes, the scoreboard.
Each of you can leave if you don't like it.
"Are you making fun of me?" "Don't mess with me!" "Shut up!"
Each of you has your own points.
If you let Director Shinagawa say this, you'll get points.
- That's pretty rude. - That's pretty rude.
- There's no audition at all, right? - That's right.
Yes, everything is a prank on Shinagawa who believes that it's a real audition!
Who will make him say a lot of keywords?
- Should I go first? - Please, Director.
- I'll go first. - That's right.
- Who should go first? - Aoi!
- Yes! - You sound like a robot.
The first pair is Yahagi and Aoi.
How many points will they get from Shinagawa?
"Mustard Night" is brought to you by GMM.com.
The first pair is Yahagi and Aoi.
How many points will they get from Shinagawa?
Yes!
Hello. Nice to meet you.
I'm Tsukasa Aoi. Nice to meet you.
Hello. Nice to meet you.
Can I start now?
Yes, please.
Can you introduce yourself?
I'm Aoi Tsukasa.
I'm 26 years old.
Nice to meet you.
What's your specialty?
My specialty...
Let me see...
I can tell whether you like cats or dogs at first sight.
Oh, really?
Yes.
Then which one is mine?
Are you a cat?
No, I'm a dog.
I'm sorry.
But maybe you liked cats in your past life.
In my past life?
Yes.
In my past life...
By the way, have you seen my movies?
Oh!
You've seen all of them?
I've seen all of them.
Oh, really?
Yes.
What was your favorite?
But all of them were interesting.
No, but all of them were interesting.
Yes.
Your specialty?
If I say my specialty...
I didn't say it.
If I say my specialty...
It's a little...
It's not fair.
I'm taking all of them.
But I get ranked.
I don't think you should say it.
I get ranked.
I don't think you should say it.
That's right.
I like "Back to the Future".
You like "Back to the Future", don't you?
No, I don't like "Back to the Future".
It's not mine.
But you like "Back to the Future".
I like it, too.
But I don't care about "Back to the Future".
In my movies...
Some scenes left an impression on me.
You want to rank them, don't you?
Yes, I do.
You want to rank them equally.
Like, "Ah, I remember this scene. I like this scene."
But if you say a scene that left an impression on you...
There's discrimination against other scenes.
But if you say a scene that left an impression on you...
There's discrimination against other scenes.
It's not equal again.
It's not funny anymore.
You don't want to say it, do you?
I don't want to say it.
You've seen a movie, haven't you?
Yes, I like "Back to the Future".
"Back to the Future", right?
Yes.
Well, it has nothing to do with me.
Yes.
Then which scene from "Back to the Future" do you like?
If you say it, it won't be equal.
It's okay.
You probably haven't seen "Back to the Future".
No.
You can't rank it first, can you?
I see.
Then...
It's an action movie.
I'd like to see some action.
Action?
Yes.
Reaction?
No, action.
Reaction...
Because it's a movie, it's not a variety show.
Yes.
There's an action scene.
Action scene?
Yes.
Don't you know what an action scene is?
Action...
The one where you fight back and forth?
Fight back and forth...
There's a way of saying "fight back and forth".
Yes.
Like fighting...
You know, there's a katana and all that.
Ah...
You use it to fire a gun or something like that.
Yes.
Don't you have a favorite weapon?
But if I pick my favorite weapon...
It'll be rude to other weapons...
But if I pick my favorite weapon...
It'll be rude to other weapons...
No, no, no!
I'm not jealous of that!
I'm not told "shut up!" at all!
You're so kind.
I'm not told that at all!
For now, try holding it.
I'll hold a gun.
The one you like.
Ah...
For now...
I'll hold a gun.
Yes.
Then I'll play music...
You'll play music...
Lots of music...
Say "raise your hands".
Raise your hands!
No, no, no...
- Since you'll play music... - Yes.
- You'll play music... - Yes.
You're laughing!
You'll raise your hand or something like that.
- You'll play music... - Baking! Baking!
Baking...
- No, no... - Baking...
Baking...
Hmm...
Is it different?
It's a little different...
- Since it's an action... - Yes.
- Say you want to move a little... - Yes.
Yes.
Say you want to run, stop, and hold a gun...
Yes.
Like that? Can I turn on some music?
Yes.
Can you turn it on?
You don't have to do anything.
Just rhythm with your neck.
Yes.
I'm scared if you do it.
I'm going to react for now.
Reaction or action?
Action.
Then I'll do it again.
I'll start.
Your neck is a little flashy.
You're dancing.
You're not angry at all.
I'm not angry at all.
You're laughing.
What should I do?
It's an action, so...
Shut up and raise your hand.
No, it's...
Bakin!
Bakin, bakin.
Bakin, bakin, bakin, bakin!
It's not like "bakin" or anything like that.
It's like a movement of the body.
Movement of the body...
You were doing some sport.
Fencing.
I was fencing.
Fencing?
Yes.
Really?
Then...
Do something like fencing in the city.
That's good.
Like...
And while you're doing it...
Bang!
No, it's "moon" in fencing.
It's not "bang".
Bang!
Kote!
It's "moon" in fencing.
Bang!
Kote!
Do!
Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do!
Bang!
Let's put some music on for a while.
Just like that.
Let's put some music on for a while.
And while you're doing it...
Bang!
Wow!
One, two, three, four!
What do you mean "three, four"?
I think you have a lot of courage, but you don't have to do it.
Yes.
Did you pass?
No, you shouldn't ask yourself that kind of thing.
But you're calm.
What is it?
I don't know.
You're kind.
Do you have anything you remember or want to ask?
Well...
I don't have anything.
You don't?
No.
You don't, do you?
No.
But I'm a fan of MIKITTY.
Thank you.
But I'm a fan of MIKITTY.
Yes.
She's cute, isn't she, MIKITTY?
Yes, she is.
I have nothing to do with MIKITTY.
Oh, I see.
We haven't met that much.
Huh?
I'm not a fan of MIKITTY.
Huh?
Who are you?
Who was it?
I'm a fan of MIKITTY.
Huh?
Oh...
Aren't you a fan of MIKITTY?
All right!
You're not in that mood right now, are you?
Why are you so down?
You're not a fan of MIKITTY, are you?
I'm not a fan of MIKITTY, are you?
You're not a fan of MIKITTY, are you?
Can I go home?
You can go home.
I'm going home.
What do you think? Will you go home?
Will I go home?
It's better not to ask.
OK.
How many percent?
I don't want to go home.
No, no, no.
How many percent?
Give me a hint.
How many percent?
About 30%.
Low?
Low.
Give me a higher price.
No, no, no.
30%.
You said 30%.
You're going to hit me later, aren't you?
You said 30%.
You're going to hit me later, aren't you?
No, I'm not going to hit you.
If you hit me, I'll give you a higher price.
A pillow is OK.
What?
A pillow is OK.
Really?
Yes.
Excuse me.
Thank you very much.
Excuse me.
Thank you very much.
Excuse me.
Thank you very much.
Excuse me.
Thank you very much.
You just said "Sorry", didn't you?
Anyway, that's OK. Because we got 10 points.
It's true that it's hard.
With the sponsorship of PMF and SHOWBOMB, we released it!
I have a lot of money, but sometimes I'm worried about my future.
I don't have money, but I want to get married.
But you're in a relationship.
I know, but it's not like marriage.
I know love, but it doesn't develop into marriage.
It's hard to make money.
I wonder what love is and what love is.
It's an eternal theme.
Put a toothpick in your hand and rub it.
It stinks.
Good night, toothpick.
That's smelly, isn't it?
That's right, isn't it?
It stinks!
That's smelly, isn't it?
It's not smelly, is it?