AISubs v3.5
This is a social massage, isn't it?
Who is...
...the bad one?
Is there anything to chew on?
Make it clear!
It's gross!
It's something to chew on!
The idol industry's first...
...serious quarrel.
"EMIS MASCOTS VS...
...GIRLS"
On the eve of August...
Later...
A terrible incident...
...leading to a great war...
...was about to happen...
...at the Shinjikubura studio.
This is...
...the studio's fixed camera footage.
We didn't know...
...if we should show this footage...
...or not...
...but we decided...
...to broadcast it...
...for our pride.
The girls...
...who wore masks...
...and came in...
...during the dance lesson...
...it all started...
...from here.
"EMIS MASCOTS VS...
Did you make a mistake? Isn't it here today?
It's like this. Wait, let me check.
I got a call, but it's right here.
It says 301. What's wrong?
We use it, but...
It says 301.
Do you use it?
Yes, we use it.
Our 301 should be correct, right?
That's right.
We wrote it on the key, too.
Our 301 should be correct, right?
Did you make a mistake?
Should we call and ask?
Can you show me your key?
Yes, it's this one.
It's 1, but it's disappearing...
Isn't it 7?
Suddenly, in a tense atmosphere...
The staff who lost the first round started filming...
...and filming the situation.
Can you check it again?
What's with the camera?
Can you stop doing that?
The girls who wore masks came in.
They went around the rehearsal area and seemed to be fighting with the mascots.
Can you show me your key?
It's 301.
Our key is 1.
I think 7 is disappearing.
I have bad eyesight, so I don't know.
Which key did you have?
Our key is 301.
Doesn't it look like 7?
No, it's 1.
But it looks like 7.
I don't know.
Maybe it's "ran"?
Shouldn't we let our eyes see it?
That's right.
301 and 7 are in the wrong room.
Certainly, this key that the girls brought looks like 301 and 7.
Do you have good eyesight?
Yes, I do.
Take a look at this.
7.
Is it 7?
I don't know if it's 7 or 1.
I don't think it's 7.
Isn't it 5?
I don't think it's 5.
I don't think it's 7.
I think it's 4.
Is it 4?
But if you say it, it's probably this one first, so I don't know what it is.
Hey, who's got the key?
Eh, it's Tsu-chan.
Tsu-chan?
Tsu-chan, is this okay, Tsu-chan?
Where did you get it from?
Tsu-chan always has the money.
Tsu-chan, lend me that.
Tsu-chan, this is going to get in the way.
The question is 301 or 7.
At this point, nobody expected it to become such a big deal.
You guys are wearing masks, but can you really see?
The masks must be open.
Hey, hold on.
Lost your mind, Yoshizawa-san?
It's not a mask.
It's been a while since I...
The first one to get into trouble is Yoshizawa, who has a rough breath while wearing a mask.
Shut up!
You're not going anywhere, are you?
No, no.
Good morning!
- Good morning! - Good morning!
Good morning!
The girls are slowly entering the room.
It's obvious that one of them has mistaken the key for this studio.
We were supposed to use this room.
No, we said we'd use it.
But we'll have to do our luggage again.
That's convenient for you, isn't it?
Everyone on the scene was anxious about the situation where neither of them could pull out a single one.
Nana, go ahead and put on that mask.
It's March 1st today, isn't it?
That's right.
It's March 1st, isn't it?
Nana, you can't see very well, can you?
I don't like it when you say you can't see very well.
You're not a masked woman, are you?
What's wrong with you?
You're a masked woman, aren't you?
Gesshan, Gesshan, that's probably a real mask.
No, you're a real masked woman.
What's wrong with your voice?
Are you okay?
What's wrong with your voice?
What's wrong with you, Momono?
What did you say just now?
You're a real masked woman, aren't you?
Are you okay with your voice?
Momono was sleeping with the air conditioner on, so her throat was dry.
They say you're the strongest idol in the basement, don't you?
Masked woman?
They say you're a real masked woman, don't you?
I've never seen it before, so I really don't know.
They say you're a real masked woman, don't you?
I see.
Why are you wearing a mask?
Because you're a masked woman, aren't you?
That's right.
They were masked women who had a high reputation for being the strongest underground idols.
The rumours about the rehearsal venue go even further.
You don't have to practice, do you?
You don't even have a live performance.
What? I'm doing it!
You're doing it?
You don't know anything about it?
Not at all.
You're going to do a live performance or something, right?
We've been doing live performances in amazing places.
Yoshizawa didn't know anything about it.
Then, Natsume, who was ranked first in mascots, bit the mask.
We started in Ebisu's liquid room.
From Hokkaido...
To Hagoshina's...
You're so annoying!
Do you know what you've done?
I'm sorry.
Go home and apologize.
What's with you?
You're a godfather! Can't you feel it?
You're a godfather!
Masked girls' godfather, G-cup Kamian...
Gets bitten by a loser.
You're a G-cup, aren't you?
Yes, I'm a G-cup.
What do you mean "a G-cup"? Come out!
Stop fighting!
Hey!
Stop fighting!
As she was about to stop...
The cameraman's hand...
Accidentally touched the G-cup.
Everyone! Everyone!
It's a crime!
It's a social massacre!
What's with you?
I'm sorry for just confirming it.
What's wrong with you?
After all, where do you do live?
Hey, do you want me to go?
Go.
Hey, you guys!
Listen carefully to what I'm saying!
Bujirei!
Ebisu!
In the liquid room...
Eight hundred members of the audience...
She's not acting.
She's angry.
We're Masked Girls...
At Saitama Super Arena...
We're only 15,000 people.
What do you think?
We're a small box unit. I'm sorry!
We're sorry!
The mascots didn't know how amazing the Masked Girls were.
The Masked Girls, compared to our 800 people...
To our 15,000 people...
Their live at Saitama Super Arena was a success.
I saw the DVD!
You saw it?!
I saw it, but you guys don't have any wide shots.
You saw it?!
If you saw it, then rewind it and watch it again.
There's no loose shots at all.
You guys look like Yuroi Shigeru.
We're not Yuroi Shigeru!
You're so fat.
You guys don't have wide shots in your DVDs,
which means you're trying to hide the fact that there's no audience in them,
Minato shouted.
Calm down!
You guys are the worst!
The cameraman, Koide, confirmed it again.
I didn't touch it!
You did!
That's dangerous!
It's not fake motion.
What's with this cameraman?
Artists are like that.
They sell CDs.
They're really amazing.
Natsume! Go!
Today, Natsume comes again.
What's with you guys?!
Moriko is...
18th place!
What are you doing?!
It's not summer vacation!
Natsume lied a little.
She came in first place.
What's with you guys?!
You guys are rich!
The richest of mascots, too.
To put it simply...
How much do you have in your account?
I have 6 billion yen.
How much is your father's fortune?
You can't say that on TV!
I have 6 billion yen!
Why did you show up, leader?
Leader, how much do you have in your account?
How much do you have in your account? Tell me!
How much do you have in your account?
Tell me, leader!
Asuka, leader, how much do you have in your account?
Roughly...
Roughly 1 billion yen!
Even at this point, Zander is winning and the mascots are winning.
How much do you have in your account?
Roughly...
That's enough of this talk!
Who's smart? Who's smart?
I graduated from Tokyo University!
You're lying!
Shut up! Shut up! Just say it!
Shut up! Shut up!
Where did you graduate from?
Middle school!
Usui was in middle school.
Stop it!
In the end, what do you guys want to compete with?
Oricon! Oricon!
We're in the 19th place!
You guys are outsiders, right?
We're not outsiders!
We're CD Genkidane! Genkidane!
We're in the first place with Oricon's first release!
We've sold over 200,000 copies.
You're lying! You're lying!
We're the first ones to be sold in women-only service!
You're lying! You're lying!
We're not lying!
You guys must have bought a lot of copies, right?
Shut up!
I admit defeat!
Did any of you buy any copies?
How many copies?
We bought 1,500 copies!
1,500 copies!
We bought 1,500 copies!
You don't have to argue anymore!
But you guys have sold a lot of copies, so can I say something?
What is it?
The first release, "ABYSMUS CUTS," was fun.
It was fun!
I like it!
But the current "ABYSMUS CUTS" is super boring.
It's super boring!
What is it?
To be honest, compared to the first release, "ABYSMUS CUTS" is boring!
Where is Rio?
She's not in the first release!
Oh, it was the first release!
I wanted to see it!
The second release is even more boring!
You guys are not interesting at all.
You're nothing compared to the first "ABYSMUS CUTS."
The second generation is tired of being in pain.
And...
Huh?
I've seen someone like you before.
What?
Weren't you in a national idol group?
Huh?
I've seen someone like you before.
Huh?
The next "ABYSMUS CUT" was given to Mikami, a former national idol.
Masked girls had something they really wanted Mikami to do.
Like...
We're wearing emerald colored clothes, so can you dance for us?
We want to see it!
Dance!
No, I won't.
Dance!
No, I won't.
I said dance!
No, I won't.
Of course you won't.
No, I won't.
Our Mikami isn't that cheap.
Did you forget about the choreography?
Did you forget about it?
You can't dance, right?
I won't dance.
Just show us how you feel!
Mikami-san, can you please stop fighting?
We don't have much time.
We can't do anything about it, can we?
I've been thinking about it, but one of you is ugly.
Ugly?
What?
Why are you ugly?
You're ugly!
Why are you wearing a hat?
It's my hat.
You're ugly!
Why?
You're ugly!
No, you're ugly too!
You're ugly!
No, you should take off your mask.
If you're going to talk about your face...
...take off your mask and move a few steps.
You're naive.
You're the most subtle of us.
You're naive too.
Huh?
You're pretty ugly.
You're ugly!
Masked girls have different faces.
Some of them are subtle.
Stop it!
You...
What is it?
You're ugly, aren't you?!
Huh?!
I'm wearing a mask for 300,000 yen!
300,000 yen?!
Do it again!
Tell me where you spent 300,000 yen!
I sewed it from the back so you can't see it from the outside!
No, no!
Stop it!
Yes, she has plastic surgery.
I'll say it over and over again.
She has plastic surgery.
This girl's bangs are glue.
Masked girl Sakamoto didn't like being teased about her bangs since birth.
With her mask taken off, their relationship became even stronger.
The heated confrontation accelerated.
- You and your mask... - I'm taking it off!
- You're taking it off! - I'm taking it off!
- You and your mask... - I'm taking it off!
Stop it!
At last, in a situation where no one can stop the riot...
What happened?
Someone pinned me.
At last, in a situation where no one can stop the riot...
No violence, Tommy! No violence!
What happened?
Someone hid me.
Someone pinned me.
Ouch! Who are you?!
Who are you?!
It was obvious that Sue was being beaten up.
Is it okay for a raider to wear a mask?
You seem like you know some dance moves.
I'll show you a little.
You can't dance if you're not just ugly.
Watch me.
You can't dance if you're not just ugly.
Watch me.
Come on, you guys. Let's dance.
Let's do it!
Show 'em what you got!
At last, their pride collided.
Is it okay for you to call your brother 'banana mango'?
It's 'genki nanana'!
Let go of me! Let go of me!
Wait, it'll take some time for me to download it.
Let go of me! Let go of me!
There's only one hour!
Isn't it weird that you prepared all this stuff?
Um, how about 'genki dane'?
It's 'genki dane'!
It's not 'genki dane'!
Yes, the staff was wrong about 'genki dane' and 'genki dane'.
Okay, 'genki dane', please.
Genki dane
Egao wa
Tomikiri mancai dane
Irosuita hanada ga
Kokorita kimi dare
Owaru koto nai
Seishun goi
Yeah, when the work starts all- 'Whoa!'
Where do you think you're going?
You were there!
You were there?!
You're a fake!
It seems like the staff, who don't know the song, stopped them at a good place.
You were there, right?
Yeah.
Do it again!
Do it again?
Do it again.
How old are you?
I'm 20.
I'm 50.
I'm older than you!
You're older than me!
I thought you had a better way of talking.
You're older than me! Do it again!
Got it.
Step back for a second.
Do it, then.
The girls, who were still okay, were getting angry at the 50-year-old man.
Let's do it!
I'll keep an eye on you.
Take care of yourself, then.
Take care of yourself.
This reaction speed is said to be the strongest in the basement.
This is a good place.
Because bus cuts don't do anything.
Bus cuts don't do anything.
Don't stop me if I say it's okay.
I'm going.
I'm not like you!
Ebisu is tough, but not silent.
You can't lose in dancing.
Stop it!
I threw it!
It's my turn!
But this isn't Thai.
This isn't Thai.
Why did you do that?
What was it again?
Don't you know?
I've never heard of it.
I'm not interested.
That's right.
The mascots aren't inferior in dancing.
This guy isn't sexy at all!
What's with you?
If you get killed, you get it back.
That's Kamen Joshi.
Yeah, I'm a wild man, whoa!
Not a joke, I'm not a joke
Overwhelming power, overwhelming performance
But the strongest one, after all, had power
Don't do it! Don't do it!
Wait!
Don't do it! Don't do it!
If you get killed, you get it back.
That's also what mascots do.
This downhill continued for an hour.
This speed of reaction.
This is what is called "underground strongest" mask girls.
I can't do it anymore.
It's been an hour.
Let's do rock-paper-scissors.
That's fine.
The winner will hold this place.
That's fine.
Don't complain.
Result.
Rock-paper-scissors match.
Rock-paper-scissors.
Go home! Go home! Go home fast! Come on, go home!
What are you doing? Go home, get out of the house!
I told you to go home, because you lost.
Good job, Muscat!
What's up with you?
What's up, you idiot?
What the hell is wrong with you, you idiot?
What are you doing?
What do you mean "what do you mean?"
It's not true!
Hey!
It's not true!
You're also not true!
It's not true!
You should not drink it!
It's not natural!
Okay, I know, don't drink it!
I'll go around, you bastard!
Don't scream, Takkokoro!
I know! I know!
What are you doing, Takkokoro?!
Hurry up and go home, Takkokoro!
That's enough for today!
Thus, the Muscats were defeated by the Masked Girls.
They were able to win 3-0-1.
This is terrible, Asuka-san.
What's going to happen to us and the Masked Girls?
It's not over yet.
We didn't know the true meaning of Asuka's words at the time.
This fateful encounter will later develop into a major incident.