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I messed up! I'm gonna cry!
Marnie's grandmother...
A man has appeared!
To the woman who wanted to buy a refrigerator...
The grandmother shouted...
Are you crying?
I'm always crying...
Can a woman's tears reach the grandmother?
Watch the shocking part of the story...
Next...
Yes, please come in.
Thank you for watching.
She's staring at me.
Nice to meet you.
How much do you want?
Two hundred and fifty thousand yen.
That's expensive.
Two hundred and fifty thousand yen?
Two hundred and fifty thousand?
Now, how do you use that money?
I want an MR-JX56LX Mitsubishi refrigerator.
I see.
Mitsubishi refrigerator
Do you have a refrigerator worth 250,000 yen?
Yes, we do.
That's a lot of money.
How high-class do you think you are?
I used to use a refrigerator worth 33,000 yen made by MUJI.
But it was too small for me.
I started cooking because I wanted to learn how to cook.
I'm 26 years old.
Why did you learn how to cook all of a sudden?
Because I'm 26 years old.
You're lying.
I'm serious.
If you learn how to cook...
you'll become a man!
I see.
That's right.
You've gained weight.
Yes, you've gained weight.
You're lying.
You'll become a man!
You're not alone, are you?
No, I'm not alone.
Ms. Ogo.
There's a man.
What?
There's a man in the advertising agency.
I'm not interested in the advertising agency.
Then what are you interested in?
I'm interested in professional baseball and sports.
Are you rich?
Do you have a boyfriend?
You seem to like being rich.
No, I earn my own money.
So I'm fine.
But you can buy it yourself, can't you?
You're naked, aren't you?
You idiot!
You're naked, aren't you?
You're angry, aren't you?
Do you want me to buy it for you?
You can buy it yourself, can't you?
But I can't spend 250,000 yen in the refrigerator.
Why not?
You want it, don't you?
If I could, I'd like to send money to my family.
I send money to my family every month.
Doesn't your family pay you for not working?
No, it's not like that, but as a thank you...
As a thank you for giving birth to me...
I'm making money with that body.
I'm making money with the body my parents gave me.
I see.
You say you've learned how to cook, but what do you make?
Um... I make nikujaga.
See? See? He's not happy.
He's not really happy.
Don't be so hard on him.
On the contrary, if you learn how to cook like that...
If you put in a lot of ingredients, it'll just rot.
So I think a fridge before you go is just right for learning how to cook.
No, um... this MR-JX56LX...
It has a feature called "cut-off seasonal freezing"...
Normally it freezes at about -18°C...
But it freezes at -7°C.
So...
If you take it out of the freezer...
It cuts right away...
And it even turns into titanium.
Wow.
That's weird, isn't it?
With all the ingredients...
Yeah...
Are you going to eat it by yourself?
Yes.
You're lying.
If there's a man around, say it loud and clear.
Since I'm 26 years old, I think I should be able to cook.
If there's a man around, say it loud and clear. Like Minato, I think you can find out right away.
Minato says that a lot.
I'm sure there's a man like that.
I think Minato is there, but I'm not sure.
He's a dirty guy, isn't he?
Yes, he is.
Is Minato's man dirty?
I think the man at the port is a dirty man.
You admit it.
If there is a man, say it clearly.
A woman bites an old woman who is extremely strict about men's problems.
Why can't you cook like that?
I didn't say I couldn't do it.
Why can't you cook with cut-off frozen meat?
Cut-off frozen meat...
I don't know what you're talking about.
You don't need a big refrigerator or cut-off frozen meat, do you?
You just remembered it, didn't you?
If you just remembered it, you should have done it from the beginning.
It's disgusting!
What?
What's wrong with her?
She's cheeky.
She's cheeky, isn't she?
Mr. Asadai, you can't help me anyway.
What are you talking about?
You don't want to say it, do you?
It depends on the story.
It's the same as before.
Even if you want to cook, you have to buy and make vegetables in the fridge you have now.
It's too early for a big fridge with good functions.
When can I use it?
That's true.
You're 26 years old.
It's not like a 25-year-old is saying it.
When can I be happy?
Who? You? You?
You?
If you're 26 years old, you can still be happy, can't you?
Are you crying?
Yes, I am.
She's crying.
It's troublesome even if you cry.
She says like that.
A woman's tears can't deceive her.
A woman who wants to cook on a hot summer day,
and a woman who complains while crying,
the old woman is extraordinary.
I can't do it anymore.
Yes, 250,000 yen.
I can't do it.
I can't pay that much.
It's hard for me not to move.
I see.
At this point,
we didn't reach our target amount,
so we're done with "No Baba".
We're done.
Can you buy it for me?
Yes.
If you're there, we can do it.
Yes.
Asagaya sisters, you should do it better.
Thank you.
What's up with her?
She has a bad reputation.
What's up with her?
She doesn't seem to believe it.
What's up with her?
She has a bad reputation,
so you should be careful of her.
I'll do my best.
Next time,
you should tell her how you feel.
You should show her your achievements.
She has a bad reputation.
Achievements?
Even the president of Asagaya
has a bad reputation.
Asagaya sisters,
do you really want to pay?
Manei's grandma.
We were all thinking of eating eel together, but...
The fourth leader who came to ask for investment for the members.
Isn't that Nemuro's fried bun good?
A woman who wants to make a name for herself with eel and a grandma who pushes a fried bun.
An incompatible pair.
A part of Haran's wealth.
Well then, next volunteer, please.
Moscow, Kirovets.
Hope fund.
129,600 yen.
That's a lot of money.
How do you use the money?
For seven consecutive years, he won the star with Michelin Guide.
Eel's death anniversary, Eel of Mt. Chaya.
4,320 yen for 30 members.
129,600 yen.
Unagi
You want to give "unagi" to members?
Yes.
With members who are always working hard,
this Saturday and Sunday,
we were planning to eat "unagi" together,
but we were busy and couldn't do it.
It's been a while, right?
So we wanted you to pay for "unagi".
What do you mean?
You were busy and couldn't eat "unagi", right?
I know that, but you couldn't eat "unagi",
so we wanted you to pay for "unagi" for each member.
Does that make sense?
Does it make sense?
It's okay.
Are you going to eat it now?
Yes.
I'd like you to excuse me for this,
but we only eat "unagi" in this show.
That's not true!
At this rate, I think I'm going to get along with the members,
so we always eat "unagi" in this show.
Is that so?
I don't think so.
Please pay for "unagi".
Sometimes.
I know what you mean,
but you should pay for it with your own pocket money.
You should pay for it with your own pocket money.
But I think that's what the staff usually does.
That's true.
The tour was a success, too.
It was a success as a reward.
Even during the show, we don't eat lunch.
Is that so?
Yes.
We eat biscuits.
Biscuits?
Pocket biscuits?
As a leader who wants to help you eat.
I think you can work harder and do your best.
If you work hard, you'll know what's in store for you.
That's only for Minato.
Minato?
Minato is dangerous if you work hard.
Is Minato addictive?
Minato is addictive.
There are health facilities, too.
I have a question.
Yes.
Are you...
Kato Sari?
She looks like her.
Is Kato Sari coming today?
She looks like her.
Is there blood relation?
There is no blood relation.
Oh, you're not.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm here because I think it's for the members' sake and we want to eat eels and gain weight together.
It's different from a slimer.
It's not for herself, it's for everyone's sake.
You're telling us to say that.
You're wearing clothes that cost 1 or 2 million yen.
You have money, don't you?
I do.
Really?
That and this is different.
I don't like eels.
Can't we eat fried Meguro dumplings?
That's good.
But I think eels are more filling.
I ate 80 of them the other day.
I can eat 80 fried dumplings.
Is it filling?
Yes, it is.
Do you want me to give you some?
That's good.
It's a little bitter and sweet, though.
There's also pirorikin.
If you don't get rid of pirorikin, you'll become a victim.
I'm not talking about diseases.
I have pirorikin.
I'm not a teenager.
You're a teenager.
I'm not a teenager.
You don't look like one.
I'm sure you have pirorikin.
You go home, right?
You ring the doorbell, right?
You open the door, right?
You have pirorikin!
I don't have it.
You have it in your house?
I'm not inside.
That's good.
If you're in your room, you're fine.
That's bad.
If you're in your room, you're fine.
I've never heard of it before.
You scared me.
Watch out for pirorikin.
It's outside, right?
That's fine.
If you're not inside, there's no problem.
Would you like fried dumplings?
If you're going to be serious, have fried dumplings.
You're a woman who's relieved of the kindness you've shown for the first time.
You're a woman, too.
You're a human child.
One person, two dumplings each, right?
Two people, two dumplings each, 60 dumplings.
Let's go up to 4,000.
Fried dumplings.
Thank you very much.
This is for the members.
Eat it.
It's okay if it's not fried dumplings, right?
It's okay if it's fried dumplings, right?
He's stupid.
He's really stupid.
He's stupid.
Is it a lie or is it true?
We've heard that there are a lot of suspicious rumors about you and your mascots.
Rumors?
Yes, it's amazing. There's a lot of darkness.
Yes, there's a lot of darkness.
But if it's true, it's like it's true.
If you leave these suspicious rumors alone, you'll end up walking alone.
Yes, that's right.
That's a lot of rumors.
It's spreading on social media.
That's right.
You have to stop it.
That's right.
Today, we're going to thoroughly verify them.
That's why you want to make it clear.
That's right.
You lie to your mascots, don't you?
I do.
I used to lie.
Because you're a pervert.
If you're telling the truth, why would you lie?
That's true.
That's why we've prepared something like this so you won't lie.
What is it?
Do you know what it is?
You've seen it before, haven't you?
I've seen it.
It comes out in variety shows sometimes.
It does.
It's the latest lie detector.
It's finally here.
This time, with the latest lie detector,
we're going to thoroughly verify the rumors of mascots gathered from members, staff, and the internet.
We're definitely not going to lie!
The truth of the rumors will be revealed!
The first suspicious user...
What is it?
A mirror!
Huh?
Wow!
It's not a mirror.
It looks old.
But I want it to be serious.
You want it, don't you?
But...
Here's another one.
Please answer with "no," okay?
Okay.
I think it's either "serious."
No.
You're not dreaming, are you?
You're lying.
Just a little.
Just a little?
Do you ever feel "sexy"?
No.
That's normal for men.
That's normal for healthy women.
That can't be helped.
It's embarrassing.
It's not embarrassing. It's fine.
It's fine.
Do you have a lot of sexual desire?
No.
What? What?
So you do have it.
You're strong.
She's strong.
You hate it.
You like it.
I think you have it, but you have a lot of strong sexual desire.
No, I don't.
Who is your favorite type of man?
No.
Oh, I see.
That's embarrassing.
No.
Is your ex a chubby fat guy?
No.
Oh, I see.
Is that so? Is that so?
Just a little.
Is that so?
Is your ex a chubby fat guy?
No.
It's not "no."
It's "yes."
How old were you?
I'm 45 years old.
You're just our age.
Chubby fat.
You like men who are older than you, right?
They're chubby.
Stop it! Stop it!
I can't stop being upset.
You remembered, didn't you?
Yes, I remembered.
He was such a nice guy.
Let's change the topic.
Are there any members of Muscatz you don't like?
No.
I don't like it.
What should we do about girls?
They're chubby fat.
No.
Chubby.
It's okay now.
Chubby.
They're chubby.
No.
It's okay now.
It's Asuka Kirara.
No.
It's because you're a piece of shit.
I knew it. You're such a leader.
Can't you stand it?
No, no, no, no.
Good luck.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
I hate you.
I hate you the most.
Well, it's fine.
I see.
I hate sitting next to you.
Right?
I hate sitting next to people I hate.
Please go back.
I can't even make excuses.
If you say you hate me because you're stupid...
But it was all right, wasn't it?
It... It was right.
It was right, wasn't it?
Please go back.
It's scary.
I hate you.
It can't be helped.
So please work hard so you can be liked.
Right?
A leader and a clothing cap have to get along.
From now on, please get along.
Next, Minato.
Minato, no, no, no, no.
I really won't say it, but...
I'm in trouble.
You guys...
You guys said something, didn't you?
Please answer with "yes" for everything.
Yes.
Please answer with "yes" for everything.
Yes.
Actually...
I hate clothing caps.
No.
I hate clothing caps.
No.
Asagaya sisters hate Miho-san.
No.
But you have someone you like.
No.
But you have someone you like.
I like her.
You like her?
Yes.
That's fine, isn't it?
You like her.
You like her around Komazawa.
No.
You like her around Fancha.
No.
You like her around Mishikuwa.
No.
Mishikuwa!
Why do you like her?
That person is...
An entertainer.
No.
An athlete.
No.
A bandman.
No.
Before you say "no", I think it's a little complicated.
Is it a dream?
Introduce Tatsumi Ishiina to the members of that bandman and ride on a roller coaster together.
Say "yes" or "no" please.
No!
She rode it! She rode it! She rode a roller coaster!
She rode it! She rode it!
She rode it!
I'll ask you a different question.
Yes.
You're too drunk to...
No! I won't do it! I won't do it!
What?
I won't do it!
What do you mean?
I won't do it!
Give me a break.
What do you mean?
I don't really remember, but...
Like...
You're too drunk, right?
I don't remember.
You're too drunk, right?
I won't do it! Really!
That's scary!
I don't like it, Minato!
The bandman who lives in Mishiku, right?
There are quite a few of them, right?
There are quite a few of them in that area.
The bandman...
Stop doing that in Mishiku!
Stop it!
That's scary!
Are you okay?
I'm okay!
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