AISubs v3.5
It's a greedy way of making money, isn't it?
No, it's amazing.
Abhi.
Yes.
What are you laughing at?
No, I'm not laughing.
Don't laugh at me.
I was really sick of it.
Sick of it?
What do you mean by sick of it?
I'm not used to it.
You're used to it.
It's okay. I'm used to it.
You're used to it.
I'm used to it. It's okay.
If a woman's investment amount doesn't exceed one yen, this story is invalid.
And if there is even a little lie, even if you make money here, it will still be invalid.
Are you okay with it?
It's open fracture.
I'm sick of it.
At first glance, this woman is weak.
But...
Don't drink!
This poor entertainer...
Where are you going?
A woman and an old woman in a flash of light.
Look at them.
I'd like to call an ambulance right away.
Please.
What's with that face?
Is she laughing?
Nice to meet you.
Is she laughing?
She's laughing.
Please write it down.
Your desired amount of money is...
78,030 yen.
That's a small amount of money.
78,030 yen?
How will you use the money?
BB-TX, BE-EL-TX, 43 "t", chocolate brown, electric bicycle with dedicated charger.
It's a katana number.
What is it?
It looks like an ornament.
What is it?
It's an electric bicycle with a dedicated charger.
ELT?
ELT, sometimes at karaoke.
Ito-chan, right? Ito-chan。
I'm looking forward to it.
Time goes bye.
You have a nice voice. I do it with a good voice.
I used to be like her in the past.
Mocchi。
Right?
She's 60kg heavier now.
That's right.
She was pretty and cute in the past.
If you have any questions...
So it's an electric bicycle?
Yes, it's an electric bicycle.
It's red.
I recently moved.
I cook myself.
Go ahead.
I moved to a place on a hill.
The supermarket is under that hill. It's very far away.
I don't know. You chose it yourself, didn't you?
So, I started doing Muscats. I'm not good at dancing.
I practice at home or at a dance lesson.
I walk to the supermarket and my legs are weak.
I don't know. You're not good at dancing and you chose that house, didn't you?
I think I'll get injured.
What does it mean?
- It's a rib fracture. - I see.
- Rib fracture? - It can't be that easy.
- What is it? - It's possible if the bone is bare.
- You're still young. - Mr. Mokubo...
- It's a rib fracture. - I can hear you.
- The bone density is still high, isn't it? - You're still young.
- Mr. Mokubo... - I can hear you.
- Why do you want me to say it? - Why?
My rib fracture doesn't ring.
- Mr. Mokubo... - It's a rib fracture, isn't it?
- I know it's a rib fracture. - It hurts.
If it's a rib fracture and it's a bicycle, do you still think it's easy?
- Don't you know it? - Know what?
- The pain of riding a bicycle uphill. - Yes.
- It's easier to walk, isn't it? - That's right.
- If it's easier to walk, it's better to walk, isn't it? - Yes.
And if I can't stand on stage anymore...
- Mr. Mokubo... - It's a rib fracture, isn't it?
Don't you think it's better if you can't stand on stage anymore?
- It's a rib fracture, isn't it? - It hurts.
I'll buy you milk if you have such a rib fracture.
- I'll buy you milk. - I'd like to go buy milk.
- I'd like to go buy milk... - I see.
- But if I'm under a hill and I have to walk uphill... - Milk...
- My muscles will rot. - How long does it take you?
- Shall I give you my milk, then?
- Oh, yes. - My milk.
I was wondering if you needed your grandmother's milk.
Shall I squeeze it for you?
- Shall I squeeze my milk for you? - Squeeze it?
- Are you saying you'll squeeze it for me? - That's right.
That's amazing. Come and drink it.
- Come and drink it. - I haven't delivered it yet.
- I have to go. - Yes.
It seems like you're underestimating me.
Look closely. Look closely at my face, you.
Your cheeks!
- There it is. - There it is.
What are you doing?
- There's no such thing. - There it is.
I'm not sure if you should do it or not.
There it is. Stop it.
I'm not underestimating you at all.
You're energetic and you can move.
Why do you say such things?
- That's right. - It looks like it.
Mokubo-san...
Wake me up.
Why do you have to do it?
If you're going to do it, Mokubo-san will have to do it alone.
- No, I don't want to do it. - It's a confrontation with Mokubo-san, right?
- If it's like this... - I only asked for advice.
I don't want to do it. I can't do it.
- Can you shut up about your glasses? - Huh?
- The left one. - The left one?
- The left one?
- What are you talking about? - The left one.
- Double glasses. - Double glasses?
- You don't like money anyway, do you? - No.
- You poor entertainer. - Hey!
Don't underestimate me!
It's not right for you to ask me for money!
- Tell her. - I...
- want you to ask Mokubo-san for money. - That's right.
Then don't ask me for money!
Even though you came to borrow money,
what's with that underestimating attitude?
You can't ask such a woman for money.
The old woman shouted.
You can't do it anymore.
- Huh? - You can't.
You can't do it anymore.
I can't even do your last name.
- Huh? - What?
- Write "angel." - I'm Amatsuka.
Get back!
- You don't like it anymore, do you? - I don't like it.
- I can't do it anymore. I'm sorry. - Is that why you can't do it?
I couldn't reach my goal at that point.
- It's over. - It's over.
- No, you can't. - You can't.
Please sit down.
What about you, Asagaya sisters?
I think we should think about it a little more.
Don't get involved in this!
Go home!
It seems like she doesn't have any intention of doing it.
Get out of here, you bastard!
She's in the same position as the president of Nanzen Kanden.
She doesn't have any intention of doing it.
Money's old woman.
But the brand is strong.
A celebrity who suddenly appeared in front of an old woman.
Ash and Filion!
It's a no-brand finish.
A no-brand old woman who finished herself.
Look at some of the previous generations.
Well then, please come in for the next volunteer.
Is it strange?
I got it.
What?
I don't think the president is in trouble.
I think he's in trouble.
He wants money, doesn't he?
Excuse me.
Okay.
Well then, please come in.
Excuse me.
Well then, Mita-san, how much do you hope for?
Okay.
It's 96,000 yen.
96,000 yen.
She seems like she can pay 96,000 yen for herself.
How do you use it?
I don't think you know about it, but...
Atelier Mori's...
MSLACA...
Julia Casablanca...
I would like an instrument like that.
"Fumendai"?
I play the flute as a hobby.
The "fumendai" I use for practice is a very simple and simple "fumendai".
The "fumendai" called "Julia Casablanca" is made of wood and has a very beautiful shape.
The other day at "Mascot Night" there was a self- recording.
My "fumendai" was broadcast all over the country, and I was very embarrassed.
As a real celebrity of "Mascots", I can't leave such "fumendai" behind, so I decided to use this project.
If you say you're a celebrity, you can buy it yourself, right?
Of course.
Um, can I say one thing?
What is it?
Mr. Okubo.
What is it?
I haven't forgotten my hobby of "kejan".
Ah, that's true.
That's why I'm here today.
Ah, you want me to apologize?
That's right.
If you don't mind me saying it, but on Twitter I get a lot of "don't you think you're overdoing it, old woman" comments.
We haven't even given you a bottle of "kampari no shoumei" yet.
Did I do that?
Mr. Okubo and Ms. McCoy have already told me about that amount of money.
I didn't pay you.
I didn't pay you because I thought you were overdoing it.
It's true that I did "kejan" too much, but it was a project of a program that helped me.
Does it hurt a little?
It hurts, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts.
But if you say it along with that, it'll be a mess of a conversation.
I'll think about it.
Thank you.
That's fine.
That's that.
I don't know.
Instead of that...
I think that the Asagaya sisters will understand, but when you're making music and holding it up for presentations and such,
it doesn't have a beautiful picture.
But...
The visuals...
Miho-san, I heard you're watching erotic videos late at night.
What are you talking about?
Huh?
"Chinke Chinke" reminds me of it.
From "Chinke ****"?
From "Chinke"?
You're watching "****", aren't you?
You're watching "****" late at night?
I don't watch it that much!
Miho-san!
I don't watch such reality shows!
I heard you're watching it after you've fallen asleep.
What? What?
What are you watching?
"****"!
Why?
Try hard!
Are you crazy?
Are women watching "****"?
Why?
We aren't watching it that much!
Excuse me...
Can you return to the topic of the record player?
Oh, yes...
You mean about the erotic video of Imiho who is not interested in it, don't you?
It's better for you to leave it alone, the record player.
But 90,000...how much is it?
96,000 yen.
It's expensive...
Should we make it for you?
Make it yourself!
I like something cheap.
I like brands like Atelier Mori.
That's what I'm saying. After all, you're looking for a brand, aren't you?
That's right.
Right?
It's not about whether it's durable or not. You're looking for a brand.
But brands are durable.
That's right.
Brands are durable.
You say it well.
Since it's expensive, they use expensive wood and sculptures.
I see.
A woman who is particular about brands will be bitten by a witch after this.
Mr. Okubo, you were a human resources company, weren't you?
An agency is like that.
Yes, I think brands are strong.
What do you mean?
Oh, which one were you, Mr. Sazan?
I'm from Ash and D Corporation.
I've never heard of it.
That's... that's...
That's not true.
That's true.
It's a little small, but...
No, really.
No, it's not.
You're talking about Takima Kono!
That's right.
What is that brand?
Brand! Brand!
Ash and D.
Huh?
Is it Touch and Go?
It's not Touch and Go! It's Ash and D!
Don't underestimate such an agency!
It's not Touch and D! Don't underestimate it!
It's Fish and Chips.
Fish and Chips! Ash and D!
I've never heard of it.
It's your agency, you know?
Which one were you, Mr. Hirata?
Yoshimoto Creative Agency.
I knew it.
Mr. Okubo is a human resources company.
What else did you know?
I heard of it.
Ash and D!
I've never heard of it.
I can't believe it!
That's a little...
I can't believe it!
I'm not a celebrity, so...
I can understand No Brand a little.
It's not No Brand!
It's No Brand!
What...
She said It's No Brand!
No Brand!
No Brand is finished?
It's finished.
She said it herself.
I'll buy it from here and finish it.
What do you mean "from here"?
It's over.
You want it?
Buy it yourself?
Buy it yourself.
You'll sell it, won't you?
No, of course not.
Buy it yourself.
I'll buy it myself, so please buy it for me.
Stop it.
Buy it from the beginning.
No, it's not like that.
Buy it if you can.
Mr. Yahagi, I'll finish it here.
Mr. Yahagi...
Why do you want me to finish it?
It's useless.
Go home!
What are you doing?
I'm so happy.
Don't drink it too soon!
I won't.
I'm begging you!
I don't know.
I only know that he's a comedian.
I'm so sad.
I'm sad too.
"Masquerade Night" is brought you by E.M.M. and Mac.
I know people like me come here.
Money's granny.
I don't want money.
She's busy and can't clean up.
Granny who doesn't have low ears.
But...
She lied to me.
What?
She lied to me?
Granny moved when she heard that she had been lied to.
Watch that part.
Next victim, please.
What is that?
What is he doing?
Mr. Yushi Daisaku used to do it.
Mr. Tanahashi did it.
Mr. Rei's favorite.
So, how much do you want?
60,000 yen.
Well, well, well.
So, how do you use it?
I'm busy every day and I can't clean up my room.
So, I want a robot vacuum cleaner.
Is it a Roomba?
Yes, I want a Panasonic Ruro MC.
Huh? What?
I want a Panasonic Ruro MC.
Isn't it a Roomba?
It's a Roomba.
Huh?
It's a Roomba.
A Ramba?
Huh?
It's a Roomba.
You look like a Concorde.
I like it.
Does it fit you?
It looks fast.
It's fast.
You can clean up by yourself.
It's 100 years fast.
I'm busy every day and I'm tired when I get home.
So, I can't clean up and my room gets dirtier and dirtier.
But you're busy and busy. Why are you so busy?
What do you mean?
Until now, we had a national tour of "Christmas Cuts" and we had to go to rural areas on Sundays until October.
And we had to do erotic work on weekdays.
What kind of work?
We had to do our real erotic work.
What erotic work?
You can do your real erotic work?
I can do it, too.
Are you recruiting for it?
I can do it, too.
Are you auditioning for it?
I don't think the person on the far right can do it.
Who? Which one?
I don't think the person on the far right can do it.
Why? What are you talking about? You don't know, do you?
It has potential.
This person has potential.
I do feel potential, but I don't think I can do erotic work.
Miko-san, say something.
You piece of shit!
Go ahead and write, Miko.
Are you okay?
You're too nice.
Well, she's okay.
I'm glad you let her touch you.
She's a bit of a bad girl.
I'm not sure I'm getting your point.
If you're that busy, you don't mess up your room.
You don't go anywhere.
I do go to the bathroom every day.
And my hair falls off all the time.
My hair falls off like a basketball every day.
But you have that much now?
Yeah.
You're amazing.
What do you think of my views?
You're like a conspiracy.
I'm not conspiring!
I want your Lumba, Hiroto-san.
You want it, Hiroto-san?
You can just use your own hair or something.
You can clean it up yourself.
You might have free time next year.
You can just ride it now, until the tour is over.
I don't need Lumba.
That's too soon.
It's not just about being busy.
A woman has spoken her heart out.
I broke up with my boyfriend this year.
What? What? What?
What does that mean?
What do you mean?
What do you mean you broke up?
It's hard for me to say...
What do you mean?
You tricked me...
What? You tricked me?
You're being tricked?
It's weird for me to say this...
I had a boyfriend...
I gave him...
all of my money...
What?
How much?
One million yen.
One million?
That's a lot.
Why did you give him one million?
It's because...
Why did you give him one million?
As soon as we started dating...
he started calling me seriously.
I don't have a wife or kids...
but you have, right?
So we decided to go to the bank together tomorrow.
And...
of course you ask me if I'm okay after the call.
I'm going to the bank with my friends tomorrow.
Then we started seeing each other every day...
I got in touch with him and he said, "I'm sorry we won't be able to see you anymore."
I wanted to start a business, but I didn't have my own money, so I had to sell my car and get a part- time job, so I couldn't see you.
The most anxious material for me was not being able to see you.
I was so busy that I wanted to be with people in a lonely place.
But now that I've been told that, I feel like I'm giving up.
Because of loneliness, a man deceives money.
A woman's story overlaps her past.
Money moves.
I'll give you 20,000 yen.
What? You know?
I know.
You know nothing.
Just like me in the past.
What? Is that so?
But now...
I know too.
There's no room for sympathy.
I used to be popular in the past.
You should have given it back.
You were deceived.
You're a teacher now, so you'll be deceived by a man like Johnny Depp.
I'll give you 20,000 yen.
I know too.
It's easy to understand.
I was deceived by a man like Johnny Depp.
Depp?
I'll give you 20,000 yen too.
I know how you feel.
Me too.
Let's split up.
How much?
20,000 yen.
At this point, your investment amount has exceeded your expected amount, so you're disqualified.
Why?
You know men.
When you like someone, you like them.
She's a good woman.
Just like me in the past.
Thank you very much.
You're welcome.
There's more.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Thank you for coming.
Not all of it was sponsored by T.M.N. Shop.com.
Thank you very much.
Next week...
It's 129,600 yen.
25...
A woman comes one after another for old woman's money.
A man has appeared!
Are you crying?
I'm crying.
Don't miss any of the old woman's money.