AISubs v3.5
MUSCAT NIGHT!
Thank you very much!
The Muscats nationwide tour, which ended in great success the other day,
went around ten places nationwide for two months,
and I thought the members' bonds and strength had increased.
However!
Despite being the leader of the fourth leader, Atsuka Kirara,
the members' dissatisfaction has exploded again!
Despite being the leader of the fourth leader, the members' dissatisfaction has exploded again!
Just what will they ask for this time?!
"Kirara and Taneguchi Onigakko" Vol. 3!
Now, this is our third corner,
and once again, the members have gathered to ask you for a word of advice.
"Kirara and Taneguchi Onigakko" Vol. 3!
Atsuka-san!
Despite having accumulated dissatisfaction for two months,
What is it? I tried my best, but...
So you have nothing to complain about?
No, I don't think so at all.
Is that so?
Then, raise your hand if you have something you want to say to Atsuka-san!
All of you, right?
Yes, all of you.
You guys tried so hard,
but if you have something you want to say, I'll kill you!
She said it like that.
She said it!
Anyway, please give me an explanation via LINE.
Now, raise your hand if you have something you want to say!
Then, Taneguchi...
Kogawa!
Let's go.
Hey, Asuka.
You sang a song called "Blessing of 12 million yen".
If you have 12 million yen, give it to us, Keiichi!
You poor people, back off!
You're backing off, aren't you?
Who wants to continue? Raise your hands!
Then, Kakiapo's Kawakami-ko.
That's possible, isn't it?
Leader...
We've been walking around together.
But you know...
When you're in a bad mood...
Of course, you feel like you're in the air.
So you know...
I...
Today...
Leader is angry, so...
It's a problem, isn't it?
Why don't you follow me?
You're a bad leader!
You idiot!
You're an idiot!
Are you an idiot?
Asuka-san!
You're an idiot!
Asuka-san!
You're an idiot!
Huh?
Start!
Asuka is angry, so...
It's a tag-team game!
If you get caught...
You're Asuka's slave!
Hey!
Revenge!
No!
Sit down, Dobe Gappa!
You should have let me do the stacking!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Hey! If you guys get carried away like that...
I'll send a scary guy to your parents' house!
Be prepared!
Next! Raise your hands!
Raise your hands!
Was it too soon? Was it too soon?!
Listen...
Hey...
Hey you!
I know you're talking nonsense, but...
Hey...
Even I can do it!
You...
Hey!
Do your best!
Hey you...
Do your best!
You're full of shit!
Should I do it?! Hey!
No, Ongsen-san and Ongsen-san are not twins!
Ongsen-san, I caught you!
You can do it, Ongsen-san!
I can do it if you do it!
Asuka Kirara is my assistant!
Congratulations!
Ongsen-san is my assistant, so remember that!
Sit down!
I have something to say...
Hey! Hide it!
Shut up!
I'm sorry!
The celeb's wife, too...
If she's caught, she'll wear stockings and become Asuka's slave!
How dare you, you infiltrated celeb!
Infiltrated celeb!
You guys can do it!
You can do it!
I want to lose!
This is terrible!
Go ahead and throw it!
Throw it!
First, Muroi Shigeru!
No, Minato!
Minato!
Go ahead and throw it, Muroi!
Go!
Because you look like him!
You know...
I don't know if you're scared of being made for this project or something like that...
But you spend too much time alone, you chicken bastard!
Huh?
Huh?!
Come!
Are you scared, chicken?
Chicken... chicken cutlet!
Chicken curry!
What... what was that just now?!
I'm sorry...
Next!
Wait!
Yoshino, you wanna go?
Hey, leader...
I always check my hair before a concert...
But no matter what hairstyle you have...
You only look like a monkey!
You bastard!
It's not a problem at all.
Are you okay?
Mr. Patoosary?
Where is your son, Soris?
He's not coming at all.
What are you doing?
Yoshizawa!
I got you!
Yes, yes, yes.
Again.
Don't do it again.
Yes.
Yes, yes, yes.
It seems like you're in love with an unknown woman, too!
Shut up!
You guys, too. Be prepared.
Is it like this?
Next.
Look, she's pushing you!
Come on, raise your hands!
Kamizaki!
I'm sorry.
You might think I haven't found out.
But don't pretend like you're drunk on a tour.
Everyone, I knew it.
Toshima's old woman doesn't have any stamina left.
You're stupid, aren't you?
She said it.
She doesn't have any stamina at all.
So, she's pretending like she's drunk and doing like this.
You're stupid, aren't you, Asuka Kirara?
Wow, wow, wow.
No, but...
The teacher told me to do it like this, so I did it.
It's safe.
Safe? Is it safe?
Then, Kamizaki, step back!
It's safe!
Raise your hands!
Yamigami!
Go, go.
You know...
You don't have to do anything and you're wearing a clothes cap.
Poor you, you piece of shit!
Go, go, go, go, go!
Go, go, go, go!
She's angry!
Yua-chan!
Please stop!
Stop it, Yua-chan!
It's not like that...
You're serious about this?
Next! Turn it up!
Raise your hands!
Do you have a report card?
Mr. Reporter, please.
You know...
I saw you at the venue before my turn in "Final"
You know...
You're talking the same thing as Michael Jackson in "Cinemagia"
Get out! Get out! Get out!
Oh, he's gone!
That was fast!
You're fast!
Damn!
You're fast!
That's not what I meant!
I got it, so let me have it!
Okay!
Damn, I thought you could escape...
You're annoying, Otobo-san
If you guys keep this up, I'll spread this kind of face on social media!
I'll spread this kind of face on social media!
Hey!
Don't lose, okay?
You're gonna lose!
Don't lose!
Shall we go to Amatsuka?
You know...
You're always in charge of the most important thing
but you bite too much every single time
Don't you have...
...any other use for your tongue?
You human woman!
How about this?
The camera!
The camera's off again!
Okay!
Asagaya!
What did you say?
No!
What did you say?
This one?
No!
It's not no!
Okay!
Pick it up! Pick it up!
No!
Let's go!
Give me a hand!
Oh!
Natsume!
Let's go!
Hey Asuka...
After you left...
I knew it!
This rotten clown is annoying!
What?
This is...
This is bad!
This is...
This is bad!
Really?
What?
Suddenly?
Asuka!
What?
You're early!
I'm fat so I can't run.
Turn around!
Keep going!
Stop it!
I'm fat so I can't run!
If you keep going like this...
I'll suck you up!
Suck me up?
Scary...
Next!
Turn around!
Sorry!
Fujiwara saw me!
Fujiwara!
Hey!
You!
You said something important during the show!
Do you have a short tongue?!
You bastard!
I'm sorry.
Let's wrap it up!
Kawakami, go.
Leader...
We've been touring together for a while now...
When we're in meetings...
When I'm supporting everyone...
You're the leader, right?
I always think you're weird...
But you can open your mouth and spit it out, right?
This is really bad.
You're the leader, right?!
Aren't you supporting me?
That's why I'm doing all of this.
Because you're a piece of shit?!
You bastard!
You're the leader, right?!
What?!
You're the leader, right?!
You should really speak up.
You're the first generation.
Do you understand?
I understand, so sit down!
Do you understand?
I understand!
You're doing it, right?
Do it.
Then...
Which one will it be?
Do you understand?
You're doing it, right?!
Kawakami, shut up and do it!
You're going to do it, right?
We're going to do it together!
Always... always together...
We're going to do it, right?
We're going to do it together!
Got it?!
Aim higher and higher!
Aim and do it!
Got it?!
We're going to do it together!
Nice to meet you!
That was good!
I think you can see it by looking at it, but there are quite a few people who have become huge.
It catches the eye.
At first, there were only thin people.
I think there are people like this.
I glanced at it, but it didn't look like him at all.
Really? You didn't notice?
Not at all.
You don't look at me at all, do you?
I don't look at you at all.
You're right.
You don't look at me at all, do you?
I don't look at you at all.
There are people who don't look at you at all.
I don't look at you at all.
You think it's different, don't you?
You make me sleepy.
What is it?
It's you! It's you!
Is it me?
I finally realized it.
That's right.
It's amazing, isn't it? You're chubby.
You've gotten rounder, haven't you?
No, I haven't changed.
Really?
You haven't changed?
You're chubby, aren't you?
You're chubby.
You're really chubby.
Did you have such a round face?
I haven't changed at all.
Is it the same as when you debuted?
It's the same as when I debuted.
When you debuted?
How much did you weigh when you debuted?
Forty-eight.
You haven't changed now?
Are you forty-eight now?
Can you stand up?
Stand up?
You're lying.
Wait a minute.
Basically, you're amazing.
Look, your pants are also round.
It's because you're chubby.
That's right.
Ayano has obviously gained weight recently.
When she's too fat and dances during a live show, her skirt comes up.
It's a problem for a muscat to be fat.
She has to diet immediately.
I'm forty-eight now.
Really?
I'm forty-eight now.
Really?
You can't be serious!
It can't be!
You've lost half of your weight.
No way!
He said he's forty-eight now.
No, it can't be!
It can't be!
It definitely can't be.
It's because you're chubby.
It's the same as when you debuted.
Don't lie to me!
You're lying!
You're incredibly chubby.
You're lying!
It can only be half.
Don't worry about me. I was just messing with Rie- san's weird hairstyle.
Rie?
Rie-san's weird hairstyle.
Weird hairstyle, right?
I did make it short, but...
Oh, you did beautify it.
It's not that weird.
What happened to your weird hairstyle?
Were you messing with it in the homeroom?
I thought it was Kewpie's mayonnaise.
What's that?
You're talking about Ayano-san, right?
That's right.
You're amazing at gaining weight.
You're lying, right?
I'm not lying.
She's probably really fat. She's 10kg.
She's 48kg.
She's not 48kg.
She's the same as Nozomi Sasaki.
Ayano says she's 48kg like when she debuted.
But she always lies, so we actually weighed her!
(Laughs)
Are you out of your mind?
No, I'm serious.
(Laughs)
I'm serious.
I can't express my feelings well, but I'm serious.
(Laughs)
This time, you were supposed to go back to your original position.
I was going to tell you in the homeroom.
But until the next recording...
You're the only one who can't do it.
(Laughs)
It's difficult.
Please give me three months.
But you can do it.
You can do it in three months.
You can do it in three months, right?
It's impossible in one month.
That's right. It's dangerous.
Ayano Nana will do this diet.
Please bring it here.
There's something you can do, right?
What is it?
Actually, what Ayano will do this time is...
It's a perfect watermelon diet for the coming season.
Yes.
This time, Ayano will try...
Watermelon diet!
Watermelons are rich in dietary fiber.
Ingredients such as strontium, which are included in watermelons...
It is said that it raises metabolism and relieves swelling.
One meal a day, instead of watermelons...
You can go back to your body shape when you debuted.
You only have to eat one meal a day, right?
Isn't it the opposite?
I'm serious.
Do you like watermelons?
Not really.
You don't like it, do you?
You can eat it, right?
Then let's do it.
With this watermelon diet...
Your weight is 48kg today.
Bring it back to when you debuted.
In front of you...
There's a penalty game left.
I see.
Let's diet with Ayano Nana...
And...
I thought you were going to rebound right away.
I'm not!
Su-bu-chan's diet...
It's this.
Please prepare it for me.
Mustard night is...
GMM...
Su-bu-chan's diet is this.
Please prepare it for me.
By the way, for those of you who watched "Mad Max" before, this is the "Mad Max Diet."
Mad Max Diet?!
Yes.
By eating weird things, you diet and become lazy.
Ah, that's nice.
Yes, you become lazy and then you rebound.
"Mad Max Diet" is a diet in which you eat weird things all day while watching "Mad Max" world view.
In fact, insects are high in protein and low in calories and are popular for dieting.
Currently at 63kg, Ms. Muscat Switch Instructor's goal is to lose 5kg in one month.
But, I was told that I don't have to lose weight.
No, you don't have to.
You don't have to lose weight in general.
You don't have to.
Just once?
Just once.
Awesome.
Yes, you're right.
This is bad!
Just once.
Just once is fine, isn't it?!
No!
I don't want it!
I don't like it, and it's been taken away from me.
Eat this one, the big one.
It's easy to eat.
It's like rice.
It looks big.
And it's eatable!
It's very eatable.
I used to eat it when I was little.
You still eat it now?
Healthy food, healthy food.
This big one.
It's crunchy and delicious.
But it's big.
It's hard to cut it.
It's hard to cut it like this.
Let's eat it.
Let's cut it in half first.
My legs are coming out!
What? What? What?
What do you mean "delicious"?
It's delicious, because it's tsukudani, right?
Because it's tsukudani.
Because it's delicious.
How is it?
It's delicious.
Drink water first.
"Mashat Night" was brought to you by pmm.com.
Eat this "Mad Max" hair.
But it's good for you.
Eat this and lose weight.
And you'll be cool again.
The name "su-bun" means "cool".
It's like a dream!
Like a dream?
Yes. Lose weight and cool down.
And then rebound again and go back to "su-bun".
That's what kind of hair you have.
I have to go back.