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Muscat Night!
Now everyone, Hirata Kitchen is open!
Hirata Kitchen
The hungry muskets have come to ask for a side dish.
It's a nice restaurant.
Is everyone hungry?
Yes.
I see.
We have croquettes, katsu, and other fried food.
Go ahead and eat.
Yes.
Whether you like it or not, it's up to you.
If you like it, we'll give you a side dish.
Yes.
But it's okay.
It's okay.
If you do what you usually do, you can eat it.
No, no, don't think you can eat it that easily.
We won't let you eat our croquettes that easily.
I'll crush you like a hamburger steak.
I'll crush you, you bastards.
Why are you laughing?
Don't grin at Hirata-san.
Why are you grinning at me?
I'm not.
Hey, Aoi Tsukasa.
I thought you were Natsume.
Aoi Tsukasa!
I can see you there!
You're annoying.
You're annoying, you bastards.
If Hirata-san gives us an answer, we'll get a side dish.
If you like it, we'll give you a side dish.
I see.
I won't laugh.
If you laugh, we'll give you a side dish.
If you like it.
If you like it?
Yes.
This is the traditional banana mango high school cafeteria.
The only side dish here is what made Hirata-san laugh.
But Hirata-san doesn't laugh easily.
If you want a side dish, make me laugh!
Do you want to do it?
Do you want to know what you want to eat?
Natsume, do you want to go first?
Yes.
What do you want, Natsume?
I want... fried chicken.
Fried chicken.
It goes well with rice.
What should we do?
Do "Robot Antonio Inoki".
"Robot Antonio Inoki"?
"Robot Antonio Inoki", right?
Natsume can do it.
Can you do it?
GOSHAN! GOSHAN! GOSHAN!
Get off of me, you!
Are you murderer or what?
You're not allowed to say that?
Do you know how to speak?
Why are you doing that, idiot?
- I thought you can do it. - I thought you can do it.
I said you can't do it, you idiot.
It's harsh.
- That was great. - You're not funny at all.
- It's not funny at all.
- I thought you can do it. - I thought so.
This is difficult.
What are you?
You are ugly.
Get out of here, ugly.
Why?
Get out of here, ugly.
Get out of here.
I'm not used to being ugly.
She doesn't like ugly people.
I hope you get used to it.
What's your name?
My name is Kana Omonoge.
What do you want to eat?
I want to eat tonkatsu.
You're so little.
I eat a lot of that kind of food.
Do the "surprise face champion" face.
"Surprise face champion," right?
Can you do it?
Surprise face champion.
You seem like you can do it right away.
How do you do the "surprise face" face?
Can you do it?
Where are you looking when you're doing it?
I can't see it.
She's doing it consciously.
Look this way and do it.
The camera position is bad.
That's good, that's good.
You have to make me laugh.
It doesn't make sense.
Why are there only people like this?
Next.
Concorde.
Make a face like Concorde.
Concorde.
You look like Concorde.
You flew in Mach 2, didn't you?
Paris, New York. Three hours.
What do you want to eat?
I want to eat ham katsu.
Do you have katsu?
I see.
Then do the "funny underthrow."
"Funny underthrow," okay?
"Understrow" is easy.
It hasn't been done recently.
(Laughing)
Are you wearing underwear?
(Laughing)
Are you wearing underwear?
You're laughing because you're wearing underwear.
You don't like underwear, do you?
You're laughing because you're wearing underwear.
You don't like underwear, do you?
You can take it off next.
(Laughing)
If you take your underwear off, there's nothing inside.
Stop saying that.
There's nothing inside.
What is inside?
Wipe it off.
Okay, you can leave.
Okay, next.
I'm Aoi Tsukasa.
What do you want to eat?
I want to eat fried chicken.
Okay.
Do it like you're eating someone's face.
Like you're eating someone's face.
Here you go.
Oh!
Hmm?
What's he doing?
His mouth is moving.
He's storing it.
He's going to blow it up in his mouth.
Blow it up.
It won't swallow it normally.
His mouth is moving.
It's going to get stuck.
It's going to get stuck in his mouth.
He's not going to eat it. He's going to blow it up.
Do you want me to blow it out of your mouth?
I'm full.
You're full.
It's this way, right? I'm full.
It's still flying.
I know, I know, I know.
It's over. It's over.
It's over.
Yosumi, it might come again.
Was it good?
Yes, it was good.
You're full, right?
You should eat more.
Let's go.
What's with the mischief?
Get out of my way.
You're scary.
Get out of my way.
Cut my hair.
It's not a store-bought one.
It's a straight one.
It's good.
Next.
My name is Kogawa Iori.
What do you want to eat?
I want to eat croquettes.
I see.
Let's play a game where a goat eats a hot oden.
A goat eats a hot oden.
That's cruel.
Goat?
Goat.
Oden.
Goat.
She's laughing.
Don't show your underwear.
Croquettes.
Wow!
Chew it well.
Please eat it.
I'm not good at panties.
Panties are no good.
You can do it. You can do it with panties.
If you're in trouble, if you're in trouble.
Please take care of your panties.
Why are you laughing?
Next.
Name?
Ishio Kamae.
What do you want to eat?
I want to eat fried chicken.
What do you want to eat?
Dance the Bakushou Hura Dance.
Bakushou Hura Dance.
hahahahahahahahaha
Thank you so much!
- No way. - Right?
- Ah, next. - You're starting to get it, aren't you, Hiroto-san's mother-in-law?
- What's your name? - Kia.
- What do you want to eat? - I want to eat fried chicken.
Alright.
Then show me the face of someone who says "korezo oppekeppei".
- The face of someone who says "oppekeppei", right? - Yeah, "oppekeppei".
- Korezo. - Korezo.
- Oppekeppei. - Oppekeppei.
- Korezo oppekeppei. - Kia, you know what "oppekeppei" is, right?
Korezo oppekeppei. You know it, right? Try it.
- Oppekeppei. - Oppekeppei.
- Oh? - Yeah.
- Pekepekepekepeke? - Yeah.
- Hahaha! Pekepekepekepeke? - Yeah.
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
You're impossible! You're impossible!
- It can't be like that. - It can't be like that.
Oppekepei means like this.
Oppekepei!
This is the correct answer!
- Amazing! - This is amazing!
It's amazing you have the correct answer.
Here you go.
Remember it.
Practice it.
Try it.
You had a compact face.
As expected of Ms. Hirata.
You're fat.
You're close.
Stop eating fried food.
Why is only one of you wearing a skirt and shorts?
Take it off.
You're annoying.
What's your name?
Nana Ayano.
Will you eat fried food?
I will.
What do you want to eat?
Ham cutlet.
Okay.
Do a weird chocolate attack from a funny A-quick.
A weird chocolate attack from a funny A-quick.
The ball is flying.
A-quick, attack!
What's wrong with you?
The ball is flying.
A-quick, attack!
What's wrong with you, A-quick, attack!
Her voice...
She laughed.
Her voice came out.
Her voice came out and her panties came out.
What's wrong with you?
Her panties are almost coming out.
Really?
They're still coming out.
They're always coming out.
What's wrong with you?
Her panties are almost coming out.
What's wrong with you?
I'm Meiriko from Asagai Island.
What do you want to eat?
Ham katsu.
That's unexpected.
She's from Shakure. She's Shakure.
She's from Shakure. She's from Shakure.
Hello, I'm Yosuke Saito.
Yosuke Saito?
You're Yosuke Saito?
Yosuke Saito?
You're a Shakure saint, Yosuke Saito?
You're a Shakure saint, right?
No, I'm not.
Yosuke Saito is a Shakure saint, right?
Yes, Yosuke Saito is a Shakure saint.
Thank you.
Thank goodness.
That's unexpected.
That's bad.
That's a problem.
I feel an infinite possibility.
There's a possibility of a disaster.
That's amazing.
What do you want to eat?
I want to eat ham katsu.
I like ham katsu.
Do an "oppa geppe."
I did it.
Sexy.
That's why.
That's not what "oppakepe" is.
"Oppakepe" is like this.
"Oppakepe"!
It's compact.
It's not compact.
You have to do it at once.
It's fast.
Get back.
Next.
This is the second round.
Oh, it's the second round.
Next time. This is the second round.
Raise your hand and do what you want.
That's good.
I see.
Do you want to do it?
I see.
Okay.
Then...
Do you want to "niramekko" with me?
What do you want?
"Niramekko" with me?
You're an old woman.
I'm an old woman.
I'm an old woman, right?
Let's "niramekko".
Wait a minute.
Good match, good match.
Combination.
Take that!
What a shame!
That was close!
Take that!
You're 100 years too early!
Take that!
That's good.
Who wants to cook next?
You all want to eat, don't you?
"The Shikiwarashi".
What do you want to eat?
I want to eat fried chicken.
Do an edgy "guts" pose.
An edgy "guts" pose.
I did it!
You did it.
Get out of my way!
You have to hit me hard.
She's no good.
Next one.
Tell me about tomorrow's weather with the storm weather forecast.
Tomorrow...
Sunny! Sunny!
Get out of my way!
It's embarrassing.
It's painful.
My heart is getting stronger.
Next one. Raise your hand.
Raise my hand?
With two hands?
Next one.
Pork cutlet, please.
Pork cutlet.
You look pitiful, so I'll do it.
You're kind.
You're lying.
Don't get carried away.
That's not a good story.
Listen up.
It's not "get out of my way", it's "get out of my way".
What?
It's okay.
Rock, paper, scissors.
I don't get it.
What does it mean?
Is there a rule?
It's "scissors", right?
It's a little hard.
I'll do it.
You can do it, right?
You've seen it before.
Oh, no!
Tell me, how many times?
How many times do I have to do it?
You haven't seen it?
Have you seen it?
Really?
And, with force...
Go back, go back!
Remember it!
It's coming, Pekepei!
You're hopeless!
Remember it, Pekepei!
OK, next!
Blue Tsukasa.
You didn't raise your hand, did you?
It's Miyata-san's mission!
Thank you!
You're his type, aren't you?
OK, then...
Robot Antonio Inoki, do it!
Yes!
One...two...three...
Daah!
One...two...three...
Daah!
One...two...three...
Daah!
One...two...three...
Daah!
One...two...three...
Daah!
Keep doing it! Keep doing it!
One...two...three...
Keep doing it! Keep doing it!
Keep doing it!
Next, next!
Keep doing it!
Tamori!
One...two...three...
Daah!
One...two...three...
Daah!
One...two...three...
Daah!
Do an interesting underslow.
One...two...three...
Daah!
(laughing)
I'm sorry...
(laughing)
Daaamn!
(laughing)
Daaaamn!
(laughing)
Daaaamn!
He looks like he's having a lot of fun.
What's wrong with you?
His teeth are sticking out.
Stop it!
Huh?
Is it over?
Yes.
It's not over.
I thought it was over.
You can't do it until I say it's over.
Okay.
You stopped it on your own, so it's over.
It's not over.
Okay, next.
Who wants to do it?
Okay, Aoi Tsukasa.
You're being called! You're being called!
Why? Why?
Because you're Hirata-san's favorite...
...robot Antonio Inouye.
Why do you want me to do it?
One...two...three...
Okay, continue.
Who's next?
I'm done.
Okay, Nishioka.
Nishioka and...who?
Natsume.
You and you, do the sexy group dance.
Sexy group dance.
One...two...three...
Sexy group dance!
Sexy!
Are you okay?
I'm done.
Okay, group dance!
Group dance and...
...green leaves.
Good job.
What do you want?
Fried chicken, please.
Thank you.
Fried chicken, please.
Thank you.
Okay, lastly...
...is there anyone who wants to do "oppeke pei" only?
It's your chance!
Okay.
We've seen it a lot.
We don't have many.
Opekepeke!
What are you doing?
It's not like that.
You're really annoying.
Look at me.
Opekepeke!
Don't you have too many "pekepeke"s?
Opekepeke!
I said "opekepeke" already.
You're saying it too much.
Stop it. Stop it.
Opekepeke!
You say it too much.
Don't stop.
You say it too much.
Stop it.
Momonogi, you try it.
Momonogi.
You two try it.
One, two...
Opekepeke!
You say it too much.
You're annoying.
"Buster's Night" is brought to you by ESM's music sales.
The three of you try it.
Let's do it separately.
Opekepeke!
Let's do it separately.
Opekepeke!
Yes, the three of you.
Try it like that.
I'll give you an order.
Pepepepe!
Order!
Why did you change it?
You're like a cute MC.
Opekepe
Yes.
Opekepe
A little faster?
Yes, yes.
Opekepe
Faster, faster.
I think you can do it.
Ready, set...
Move a little.
Ready, set...
Okay, whatever.
I'll give you this.
You're so kind.
Thank you.
I'm glad you liked it.
Right?