AISubs v3.5
Magical Night
Tonight, women who want money will collect money from barbers.
100,000 yen.
207,900 yen.
It's getting hot!
What does "all" mean?
That guy didn't have money.
Those who cry in front of barbers and grab barbers' money.
I'll give you 5,000 yen.
I'll give you 5,000 yen, too.
100,000 yen.
Women and barbers.
A serious battle for money begins.
"The Barber of Money".
Today, various ambitions, ambitions, and those who have backgrounds are relying on barbers' big money.
The Barber of Money
I'm afraid, but could you put today's savings on the table?
What is it?
The way you put it.
The old woman who has savings.
She must have grabbed the money with her own strength.
That's right.
If the old woman's investment amount does not exceed one yen,
this story will be unsuccessful.
And if there is even a little falsehood,
even if the money is successful here, it will be unsuccessful.
What does "all" mean exactly?
A woman who says she wants to escape reality.
I don't know why I'm alive yet.
What's the point of living?
A woman who has savings.
An old woman who has savings.
Let's take a look at some of her instructions.
Now, I would like to call a volunteer.
Please.
I'm sorry.
I feel like I'm the only one who hasn't done it.
I forgot.
So, how much do you hope for?
One hundred thousand yen.
One hundred thousand yen...
Does she know the value of it?
So, Tamori-san, how do you use that money?
I want to escape reality and relax abroad, so I want to buy that ticket.
You've underestimated me.
What? Escape reality?
You said you were going abroad, but where exactly are you going?
I want to go to Hawaii.
You're so open-minded.
Hawaii? That's a bit early.
I've never been there before.
I don't know.
You say you're running away from reality, but is your reality that harsh right now?
That's right. I have a lot of jobs, but I don't know why I'm still alive.
You should be alive!
I want to feel the flow of time in Hawaii and spend it there.
Birds fly for a job, humans live for a job.
That's deep.
I think you're right, but...
But?
But if I stay like this, I'll get sick and I'll be in trouble.
What do you mean you'll get sick?
What do you mean you'll get sick? There's a lot of things.
Be specific. I don't know what you're talking about.
Everything. Everything.
I said everything specifically.
I've fallen in love.
Recently, you haven't been in love or working well, and you're worried.
You're making progress, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
You should be in love more.
Are you watching that?
I don't want to live, but I can't!
You should be in love more.
I don't want to live, but I can't!
Don't you listen to the producer?
But I think I'll fail in the audition.
Why?
You're not like anyone else.
The woman on the right will definitely fail.
Which one?
It's too late, isn't it?
Tell me about the audition!
When is the audition? When?
I'm coming.
I think the woman on the right will fail.
Fat-tempered woman.
There's no way she'd go to a terrace house.
Tamori whispered.
It's up to you to give me the money.
I won't give you the money.
I haven't moved an inch.
I'm sorry.
I'm looking for myself.
That's what's bothering me.
I don't know.
That's why I want to go to Hawaii.
Even if you say that...
If...
If it's Doraemon...
Even if you take me anywhere...
It's not Doraemon!
Does it look like Doraemon?
What do you think it is?
It's black!
At least tell me when it's blue!
Also...
I want to stay at Kahara Mandarin.
It's a Hawaii hotel.
What?
Kahara Mandarin.
Who is it?
It's a hotel.
I thought it sounded like Tomomi Kahara.
I said, "Who is it?"
It's not like Tomomi Kahara.
Kahara Mandarin?
Who? What?
The Mandarin on the right isn't talking.
It's not Mandarin!
Where is Mandarin?
How do you know Mandarin?
Why Mandarin?
Is your head Mandarin?
You have a weird name for your head.
Anyway...
I'm sick of it.
If I can go to Hawaii, I don't care about anything else.
You know what I mean, right? Mandarin?
It's not Mandarin!
What is Mandarin?
Mandarin is not like this.
It's inconsistent.
How about it?
Your idea is inconsistent.
You don't do anything yourself.
You travel to Hawaii because you're sick of life.
Can you spend money on such a spoiled idea?
How about it?
Is there anyone who wants to pay you?
No, not at all.
It doesn't ring a bell at all.
At this point, your grandmother's investment amount is not up to your expectations,
so "No Baba Day" is over.
It's over.
Thank you very much.
Work properly.
Money's Grandmother
Look me in the eye.
I said, look me in the eye!
Those who ask for money cannot lie.
I didn't pay you for this!
It's not like that.
It's not like that, is it?
It's a misunderstanding.
It's a misunderstanding, is it?
Is what a woman says true?
A psychological battle with a grandmother.
See for yourself.
Next victim, please come in.
Nice to meet you.
Please tell me about yourself.
Nice to meet you.
What was that?
Please tell me how much you want.
Yes, 27,900 yen.
Wow, that's a lot of money.
I see.
You say "wow" a lot.
How do you spend that money?
Yes, I want a drum washing machine.
Are you kidding me?
I want a drum washing machine, NA-VH-320L.
Wow, that's a lot of money.
That's a lot of money.
A normal drum washing machine is too big and you can't put it in a single-person house.
That NA-VH-320L is a drum washing machine from Panasonic called "petit drum".
You can put it in a single-person house.
I see.
That's why I want it.
First of all, do you need it?
Do you live alone?
Yes.
The old woman didn't miss the woman's moment of turmoil.
Really?
You're kidding me, aren't you?
What do you mean?
You're kidding me, aren't you?
I live alone.
You're kidding me, aren't you?
I live alone.
Look me in the eye.
I said look me in the eye.
Hey, look me in the eye.
Hey, where are you going?
Hey, where are you looking at?
Hey, look me in the eye!
Look me in Hirano's eye!
I don't know about girls who are being hugged.
There is a cat!
Are you kidding me?
There is a cat!
It's a cat with a tattoo.
I've never seen a cat like that.
It's not like that.
You are weird.
You go to Tsukishima and eat Monjak, don't you?
I don't go there.
It's a normal date, isn't it?
And you eat Monjak at night, don't you?
It's low-class.
It's not low-class.
You eat Monjak and eat Monjak.
It's not low-class.
It's low-class.
You eat Monjak and eat Monjak.
You are so bad-tempered.
It's not like that.
It's misunderstanding.
You don't go there, do you?
Yes, I don't go.
Then go and play drums.
Play the drums you like.
That's not a drum.
What's with that attitude?
Aren't you surprised by that attitude?
What is it?
It's a drum-type washing machine.
- That's right. - Yes, yes.
- Even if you're alone, right? - Yes.
Is it that necessary?
If you're living alone, isn't that kind of washing machine enough?
- It's not a big one like that. - It's enough for two groups of people.
- That's right, for two groups of people.
It's for the sun, like this.
Right now, we're touring all over the country and we have a lot of lessons.
Isn't it like that for everyone?
- That's why there are more washing machines. - That's right.
See?
Isn't it like that for everyone?
- Why do you like drums so much? - That's right.
- What's with that face? - What's with that face?
How many washing machines does a man have?
I'm not a man.
Where is that man going today?
Huh? Is it pork shabu-shabu?
- What did you say? - What did you say about pork shabu-shabu?
Look at what you're eating.
Shabu-shabu?
At night, eat your pork shabu.
I was also a pig.
Why...
- What are you saying? - Why...
- What are you saying? - Why do you make me laugh?
You're trying too hard, old woman.
- You're trying too hard to use me properly. - That's enough.
That's enough, please.
What do you think? Are you going to pay me?
- We're not paying you. - We're not paying you.
- It's not a man's choice. - It's not a man's choice.
- It's a man's choice, isn't it?
That's what you've been thinking about for a while now.
A woman who doesn't want to acknowledge a man's existence.
After this...
A woman who doesn't want to acknowledge a man's existence.
You're dating a drummer, aren't you?
You're dating a drummer of a band, aren't you?
- A drummer? - A drummer?
- Ah, I get it.
- Ah, it's Yonashii's midnight.
- It's Yorin! - It's Yorin!
- Stop it now!
If you have a man, you shouldn't pay a woman like me.
If you have a guy, you should marry him.
Barber is always right.
- It's a bit funny, but it's over, right? - At this point...
- Let's stop it now! - The investment amount didn't reach your expectations, so the no barber day is over.
- I'm sorry - It was a bit rough then.
- Thank you - Please get out of here.
Barber of Money
WXF-990m.
X...
100,000 yen.
S... S-E-X?
Sex money.
A woman who is confused by a very theoretical argument.
Talk to me!
Looking at you, I feel...
This woman is finally angry.
Look at her position.
Next...
Please come in, volunteer.
She's looking down again.
What is that?
What is that face?
Hey, hey, hey!
We're not covering America.
I'm... I'm here for...
Hey, hey, hey!
I'm... I'm...
Is this necessary?
Please announce the scale amount.
Yes, it is 100,000 yen.
100,000 yen...
That's not bad.
What is your way of spending money?
I want WXF-990M.
Are you an alien?
What are you updating?
It is WXF-990M.
WXF-990M.
100,000 yen.
S... S... S... E... X?
S... S... X?
It is a video camera with a wipe-type camera.
WXF-990M
Is it for a sports day or something like that?
Yes, that's right.
There is a front-facing camera and an inside- facing camera.
You can record both at the same time.
Is it necessary?
Is it necessary to record both at the same time?
Especially for lessons, I want to record everything at once.
If you record both at the same time, you will be able to improve your dancing skills.
That's why it is called "improvement spirit".
You are trying to record your own sex, aren't you?
What do you mean?
You are trying to record your own sex.
I see.
You read it wrong.
I was caught this year for 23 years.
What? 23 years?
Isn't it four and a half centuries?
It is long.
Dance, right?
Yes, dance.
For Muscats?
Yes, that's right.
Well, but what's two of them doing through a mirror? I don't know, but wouldn't it be enough?
What do you mean?
That's right, that's right.
Everyone's been doing it like that.
It's not just a dance lesson.
Isn't it the internet age now?
After all, I'm doing my usual activities, and I'm shooting the background of Muscats' back machines and stuff like that, and I'm posting it online.
And fan service.
Plus, I think it's really good in terms of promotion.
I'm saying fan service, but will it be high quality content like fans see it?
It will be.
It will be shot in 4K properly, and the pixels will also be in 4K.
4K?
4K.
It's not 4K.
4K.
Foreign music is good.
It's good.
It's just our activities' promotion.
It's not a personal thing, is it?
Yes, we want to use it for work.
You want to use it for work, right?
Will you invest in it?
Well, we have iPhones and cameras now.
We can process it with a natural line.
We can do it!
We don't have a manager all the time.
I think it's good that we can take photos and videos at the same time.
I know you're trying to sound smart, but...
If you're going to talk like that, you should run for election.
I think we should talk more carefully.
I think it's good that we can take photos and videos at the same time.
You don't look cute when you talk like that.
Can we talk properly?
After a sudden attitude, the old woman barked.
That's it.
I'm telling you to fix it.
Why do you have to fix it?
Wow, wow, wow, wow.
There it is, there it is. Stamina.
Ah, you're trying to be cool and make Yui happy like that, aren't you?
That's what you're trying to do, isn't it?
The bad thing about young people these days is...
They're trying to be cool...
That's right.
...and get excited about it!
If you look closely...
You're the bravest...
I'm the best!
You're telling me to show it to you!
Where is it? Where is it?
It looks like kappa...
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
It looks like kappa...
It's not kappa at all.
It's not green at all.
Will you pay for it?
We won't pay for it!
No, actually...
Why would you pay for kappa?
I think it's an advertisement for our mascot activities.
It's only this much money, so why don't you pay 2,000 or 3,000 yen per person?
Why would you borrow money from an old woman?
That's right.
Excuse me?
Hey, old woman...
It's hard for me to say it...
I can't say it...
I don't like it...
You don't have to take it, you can just dance!
The person on the right is from Beijing Olympics...
It's not Torinosu!
It's Torinosu.
Torinosu is a well-known person.
Is that the attitude of someone who asks for investment?
The old woman's anger was at its peak.
There was no way such a woman could pay back such a large amount of money.
At this point, the old woman's investment amount was not enough for your desired amount of money, so...
No old woman, finish.
Yes, please go home.
Goodbye.
Goodbye, as expected...
Mustard Night will be broadcast on esm.gov.
Granny of Money.
The rubber band is too long and I can't cut it.
It's delicious.
This rough woman uses Granny of Money.
Look at her behavior.
Next volunteer, please come in.
What is it?
Are you okay?
Did you say something?
She doesn't look happy at all.
Please.
Please have a seat.
How much do you want?
It's 15,000 yen.
15,000 yen?
The price range is quite different.
What do you want?
I want gelato pique's saboten pattern pajamas.
Please.
Pajamas?
Saboten?
I want a pajama with a little saboten riding on it.
What is that gelato?
Gelato pique.
What is that?
Nelson pique.
Nelson pique?
Who?
F-1 fighter?
It's not F-1.
What?
It's not.
What pique?
Gelato pique is...
a brand?
A brand.
What do you usually wear?
Don't you have pajamas?
My mom's bath...
Your mom's bath...
Are you wearing your mom's bath pajamas?
Bath...
You're a good girl.
What are your mom's pajamas like?
They're like... a T-shirt and...
a rubber band that my mom used to wear...
but it's stretched out...
and she gives me one that I can't wear.
If it's stretched out, won't it fall down?
So I put the rubber band back in...
and put it in my house.
You're a good girl.
A woman's humble attitude...
moved a woman's heart.
I'm a high school student.
No, I'm not at all...
Nelson pique, right?
I don't have any...
I'll give you 5,000 yen, too.
I'll give you this, too.
Is it enough?
How much was it?
15,000 yen.
Is it enough?
It's not enough.
You can keep it.
It's a lot!
Do you want me to buy your mom's?
Well...
I'll buy Nelson pique's slippers, too.
Nelson pique's slippers...
Not Nelson pique's?
Yeah.
Should we buy a saboteur, too, then?
Let's buy a saboteur, too, then!
A big saboteur?
It's over 20,000 yen.
I can't stop giving money to old ladies.
The money collected by modest women goes up in hopes.
23,000 yen.
The money is moving.
It's clearly over 15,000 yen.
It's over 20,000 yen.
I added your hopes to the city budget, so you are a lady.
Thank you.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Take it.
Can you carry it?
It's heavy.
Be careful.
The city budget is over 20,000 yen.
Thank you for your cooperation.
I have to decide this year.
Burned up that smile.
ELISE MCDUCKS!
SEXY BEACH HONEYMOON!