AISubs v3.5
Marigato Night!
"People can't tell by their looks" Jitsuan Derby!
Actually, I'm not that old
This unexpected confession and its gap and funniness are what Jitsuan Derby is all about!
Who's story is the most interesting? Let's guess together!
The first race is these three!
Who among them has "unbelievable" Jitsuan?
Everyone, please guess.
I don't know at all. Even if you take into account my guess...
I won.
But you're also people who guess, right?
That's right.
So you don't know the meaning of this guess, right?
That's right!
Go ahead.
Oh, you got it!
We got it!
From Yobugo-san.
Well, I think the fact that there are three of them is very interesting.
Well, I think you can't jump into this entertainment world with just two words "relay".
I see.
There are many troubles, but I think there are only a few of them.
I see.
It's a light crime.
It looks like a light crime.
Now, let's start with the most ordinary person in the first frame, Jitsuan!
Actually, before I did fortune-telling, I worked in a cabaret club.
How long did you work there?
About a year.
Where was it?
It was in Yokohama.
I'm not sure about that.
How about Genjina?
Genjina is quiet.
She's quiet like a real person.
She's quiet, isn't she?
Here we go!
She hasn't changed at all.
Her hair is black.
How long ago was it?
About a year ago.
In Muscat?
Was it just before your debut?
Yes.
I worked in Muscat for about four or three months.
You worked in Muscat when you were young.
That's right.
She's amazing.
Let's see her Instagram.
Next up is "Crazy Dream"!
Born from a dream!
Actually, my family is a family of public servants!
What kind of job do you do?
My grandfather is a police officer.
My grandmother is a police officer's daughter.
My father is a teacher.
My father is a math teacher.
In high school?
No, in elementary school and middle school.
That's amazing!
No matter what you say, I don't feel surprised.
You seem to have a lot of things.
And last but not least...
The English fairy tale "Delay Appears"!
Actually, I...
I was 15kg and my nickname was "Anpanman".
15kg is quite a lot, isn't it?
More than now...
Yes, I was over 60kg.
Over 60kg...
You're over 60kg, aren't you?
This is the picture at the time.
It's rough, isn't it?
It's rough and you can't see it even if you're fat.
About this much?
Yes.
Where is this place?
This is Shibuya's downtown area.
Are you a student?
Yes, I'm a 3rd year high school student.
Were you a girl who played in Shibuya's downtown area?
Yes.
Everyday?
What kind of things did you do in Shibuya?
That's right, high school students.
Well, I took purikura...
You didn't dance para para, did you?
I did para para.
Para para?
I want to see it.
Show me para para.
That's right.
It's coming!
Can you do para para?
Para para!
Para!
Can you dance para para that fast?
I can dance!
It's like someone's daughter!
She's beautiful!
She looks like she can do it!
It's better than I expected!
It's coming!
A very big fable!
A one-time lead!
However...
Actually...
I've also...
done gyaru before.
Really?
I've done gyaru!
I can't do it!
I've done gyaru!
You have?
I can't do it!
Can you do para para?
Para para.
Para para?
Para para!
Show me.
You're lying!
No, no, no!
It's not like that!
You're lying!
No, no, no!
It's not like that!
It's not like that! It's not like that!
It's not like that!
No, it's not like that!
It's obvious that Parapara is lying! Crazy dream!
Now, I have something to say.
Oh!
Actually...
I've dated a girl before.
Oh!
She said it!
You can say it, right?
Is it really bisexual?
I've liked only that girl.
Oh!
Isn't it a goal?
It's coming! It's coming!
No, it's not!
It's coming from the outside!
But you know, it's a dream come true.
It's a dream come true!
It's amazing!
But what?
I'm going to wear it!
You're crazy!
What do you mean you're going to wear it?
I'm really going to wear it.
I've always liked girls since I was little.
You're weak at wearing it, aren't you?
I've been wearing it since I was little.
If you're going to wear it, you have to go up!
Seriously, it's only after you've grown up!
Oh, recently!
Recently!
Isn't it recent?
Um, it was about two years ago.
You were dating a girl?
Yes.
Um, it was about a year ago.
Wow!
That's amazing!
That's crazy!
It's a goal! It's a perfect goal!
Can I wear it as it is?
As you like!
Yes!
Oh!
(screeching)
Actually, I'm ugly, but my sister is cute.
Oh!
Well, cute is a level, but...
That's right. Is she really cute?
She's really cute.
But why do you say that to an ugly parent?
No, I'm not ugly...
Boss, you're not that ugly.
Well, do you have a picture?
Yes, I'd like to see it.
This is it. Here you go.
Oh, both of you are older sisters.
Oh, you're right!
But I don't know...
What do you think of this kind of picture?
I don't know...
Because you're ugly...
Well, you can do anything now.
Cute.
Is this one like that, too?
This one is on the right.
Oh!
And Subu?
Subu is on the left.
Oh, your sister is cute.
Cute, isn't she?
I see.
Is your sister a regular office worker?
My sister is a pharmacist and a university professor.
Oh!
She's cute.
She's a good sister.
She's really smart.
She's smart, isn't she?
Next, the stupid sister, Usui is born!
They say I'm stupid, but I actually graduated from college.
You graduated from college?
Your self introduction was also stupid.
No way!
She has something!
There are many kinds of universities.
Graduation...
What's that?
Graduate school.
Which country is it?
Japan?
It's in Japan.
It's in Osaka University.
International Education Department, English Communication Department.
Graduate school.
Yes.
Wow!
That's amazing!
The university is...
Where is it?
It's in Ibaraki City, Osaka.
Is she really graduated from college?
If she graduated from college...
Yes.
This is easy to understand.
You can tell by this.
Yes.
This and this.
Peru?
Peru...
Miss Peru, what did you do?
I, umm...
I delivered Columbia...
umm...
What were you doing?
I sent Columbia to Japan.
You sent Columbia to Japan?
That's amazing!
Yes, that's amazing!
So Columbia is in Japan now?
No, Columbia is in Columbus.
Columbus?
Columbus.
What does Columbus have to do with it?
It's like an egg.
An egg of Columbus!
It's like an egg of Columbus!
They took care of Columbus's egg.
What is Columbus?
He was on a ship.
Columbus's egg.
He was on a ship and delivered Columbus's egg to Japan.
The last is Kappa-san Black.
Kanzaki is released!
Actually, I looked like this.
When I was a middle school student, I was a street children.
Is it okay to say this?
I'm scared.
Everyone has something to say.
Seriously.
Street children.
Middle school student?
Yes, when I was 14 years old.
Where are you from?
Osaka.
For what reason?
The house was cramped, but I wanted freedom.
Freedom...
You didn't go there by yourself?
You didn't go there with your family?
Yes, only me. My family lives in the house.
Only you are warm, so you can go now.
Do you really live outside?
Yes, in a park. A park with a roof and a playground.
And in a parking lot...
There is a car stopper, right?
I use that as a pillow.
You use it as a pillow?
Without pulling a towel?
It hurts.
It hurts!
Because it's warm?
Yes, you don't need it when it's warm.
In Osaka?
She's coming.
Kappa-san Black, who has too little facts, takes the lead!
She's coming to the goal.
She's coming.
From now on, I'll tell you the last fact.
The last corner.
She's coming to the goal.
Have you ever heard of a "macauser"?
No, I haven't.
Is "macauser" someone who's been coming out recently?
Who was it again?
Huh? What is it?
Who is it?
It's Karl!
The "macauser" is here!
They don't do anything and get excited over music!
Actually, if you listen to this song...
The usual "that" begins!
I want you to love me more.
No, no, that won't reach you.
I fell for your wonderful lies.
No, no, that's not enough for me.
I can't be just a dreamer.
Hey!
We didn't tell them about the project in advance.
Did they notice something?
Are you guys ready?
Are you excited?
Are you hot-blooded girls?
Yeah!
Don't you want to be embraced by a fiercer night?
We don't!
Are you guys excited?
So, we're going to play an old school history game!
Yeah!
It's old school!
This is what happens to those who haven't sat down yet!
Bring it on!
That's it!
Yeah!
It's an old school history game!
Those who haven't sat down yet can play now!
Who will survive this year?
Let's go!
Who will survive?
Anyway, if this song plays, we have no choice but to do it!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Go around! Go around! Go around!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Go around! Go around!
One, two, and three!
I'm first! I'm first!
Which one? Which one?
I'm first! Look! Look! Look!
I'm first!
Area?
I'm first!
Area?
Which one? Which one?
There's not much blue!
I did it!
Blue! Blue!
There's not much blue!
Blue!
I did it! I did it!
I did it!
Stand up! Stand up! Stand up!
I did it!
Usually, it's butterfly, flower, blue sweet potato, net!
It's hot! It's hot!
Ice! Ice! Ice!
Muscats are a unit of Southern people!
Blue sweet potato Muscats is becoming like Muscats!
Muscat Night will be broadcasted by BMM's exclusive supply!
BMM did it!
Next is the second round!
Who will not sit on a chair and go to a hot spring bath?
Go!
Out!
Which one? Which one?
I'm first!
Out!
Usually, no one knows who is it.
This time, Dachio-san is also sending messages via internet without permission.
It's really him! It's really him!
It's a lie!
It's not a lie, Dachio-san!
The sober little sister is starting to look like a mascot.
It's a lie!
Next up is the third round!
Until the last one, the internet isn't over yet!
It's coming! Get on, get on!
Despite the members' sense of danger, their voices have finally come out!
It's a lie!
Wait!
Even the bad-tempered Mina is caught by the internet without saying a word!
What's wrong, Mina?!
What's wrong?!
It's hot!
It's serious!
It's hot!
It's cold!
Alright, let's get used to it!
The fourth round!
The six of us are left!
Hot, hot, hot survival!
Good morning, ladies and...
It's cold! It's cold!
It's cold!
It's hot!
Didn't the internet say that it's hot?
It seems like normal people are hot, too!
It's hot!
It's cold! It's cold!
I-I thought you were going to boil me!
Round 5!
The temperature of the boiling water is gradually rising!
Which one? Which one?
Ah! Because there are few small-sized ones!
Kojima's voice!
Will the cute and hateful little Kojima's voice change with boiling water?
Kojima!
Help me! Help me! Help me!
Help me! Help me!
It's hot! It's hot!
Help me! Help me!
Ah! It's so hot!
Guide Round!
The tips are from a fierce woman, the real leader, Crazy Chaplin, and the four mischief-makers!
Midnight low heat
Go!
Ah! Which one? Which one?
Ah! Ah! Which one? Which one?
Alto!
Ah! Alto!
Fujiwara!
Ah! Alto!
Hateful plays and big Fujiwaras are on the internet!
Ah! It's so hot! It's hot!
The heat reaction is also huge!
The temperature is always high.
That's the tradition of Muskatz!
It's hot!
My butt is big!
My butt is big! My butt is big!
Even a model who doesn't like dirty work can become a mascot in hot water!
I don't hate it! I don't hate it!
Why do you hate it so much?!
She's fast! She's fast! She's fast!
By entering hot water, you become a real mascot!
She's fast! She's fast!
What's wrong with you?
It's hot! It's hot!
She's fast!
Is hot water stupid or crazy?!
"Mascot Night" was brought to you by 3mm.com!
She's fast!
She's a leader, but she stays until the end.
She doesn't like hot water and her posture is terrible!
She doesn't know that hot water is more fun and tasty!
That's the current leader!
How is it?
Go!
Ponkotsu also enters the hot water and becomes a true leader!
Go! Go! Go!
Ponkotsu leader-san, the basic of hot water is entering up to your face!
Pants! Pants! Pants!
How is it?
Skin! Skin!
Skin! Skin! Skin!
There is skin! There is skin!
Are you okay?
There is skin!
Are you okay? Are you okay?
There is skin!
No, it's coming!