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Mascato Night!
I heard you guys are going on a nationwide tour.
I heard there are people who cause trouble when you move around like this.
There are people who cause trouble.
I heard there are people who are pretty stupid.
Who, who, who?
Is there anyone here?
I've done a lot of things.
You've caused trouble, haven't you?
Is there anyone here?
You're a leader now.
Natsume?
Natsume, did you do anything?
I forgot my lines or did weird dances.
I'm glad you got the result.
If you got the result...
This is already in the world of entertainers.
Don't say that!
Everyone has something like a government, right?
Isn't that good?
Natsumi doesn't have one.
She doesn't have one?
Someone has one, right?
Leader, look at everyone with strict eyes.
Kawakami-san, maybe?
Hey, look at me!
What? What did you do?
Kawakami-san...
Let's see...
You don't have one, right?
No, not at all.
Because it's you!
You're the one who said "ponkotsu"!
Asuka-san, you're the one who said "ponkotsu"!
You're the one who said it!
That's why it won't come out!
What are you saying?
You're the one who said it!
You're the one who said "ponkotsu"!
Asuka-san, you're the one who said it!
We have a "ponkotsu" episode that has been recorded!
Let's go ahead and report it!
Let's start with Tamori-san.
What?
Tamori-san, you're sitting in a place like this...
Oh, Tamori-san, you're in front of us!
That's a "ponkotsu" reaction!
You're always doing "ponkotsu" reactions!
I know you're Tamori-san, but...
That's right, I'm always in second place.
You know...
When we had a tour in Sapporo...
We all met up at Haneda Airport.
Then...
Asuka-san noticed that she forgot her clothes' boots...
And she had the manager go back and get them for her!
The manager came back to Sapporo with empty bottles...
And she was wearing a bunch of "ponkotsu" clothes...
And she got sick of it.
She got sick of it?
She suddenly got sick of it?
She got sick of it...
And then...
Since it was our first day...
I got my energy back from the terrace house...
From the terrace house?
You came from the terrace house?
I got my energy back...
And I thought I had to hang in there...
I was trying my best...
But I forgot my clothes...
And I was like "don't step foot into the northern land with your clothes, you bastard!"
And I thought about it...
But when I went back to the terrace house...
I got really sick of it...
You live in a garbage house yourself!
Why do you live in a garbage house and go back to the terrace house?
I got really sick of it...
I thought it wasn't the place for me...
And I'm worried about where the mascots will go from now on...
It's only the first day, you know, and you forget your boots.
I totally forgot my boots.
You shouldn't have taken your shoes with you.
And my manager gave me a charter flight.
A charter?
It's not a charter.
You just took a flight, didn't you?
You usually take a charter flight, don't you?
A charter is a terrible date, isn't it?
That's all?
That was the truth.
That's all?
Yes.
No, no, no, it's still delivered.
You got your boots delivered and the first day of Sapporo Live started.
It went really well.
It was really good.
On the live boat, the leader, Asuka-san, was supposed to carry a song from the northern country and read it out loud, but...
There's been a report that a lot of shit came out of it.
Kako-chan, Fuku, Cap, Kawakami-san, please.
Yes.
Well, we were waiting in our sleeves.
Only the leader went up on stage.
And...
At that time...
On the first day of Sapporo...
The live started and she cried for three seconds.
She cried?
On the first day?
On the first day of Sapporo...
The leader was on stage alone and...
It's just exciting, isn't it?
She said something and it started.
That's right.
So she cried and the audience couldn't understand it.
It's definitely not good.
There's a video of it, so let's watch it.
Stop it! Stop it!
I want to see it! I don't know what you're talking about!
This is the video of Sapporo on the first day of the tour.
It's supposed to be the exciting part of the live show, but...
To all of you who came here today...
After the second generation was born...
We've always been pushed aside by the younger generation.
Ponkotsu Asuka starts crying in 3 seconds and completely ignores the live broadcast.
Every time...
I don't know what you're talking about.
The younger generation is great.
Why is she suddenly crying in the opening?
Even the fans can't keep up with this.
What should we do with the audience?
This is a problem.
This is terrible.
Are you okay?
Why is she crying?
It's her first live show...
And there are so many people...
Oh, Semizu, wipe your sweat off and put it back on.
Wipe your sweat off and put it back on.
We worked hard and saved up money and came all the way to Sapporo.
Are you serious?
What's wrong with you?
I thought I was in a dirty murder scene.
You're so mean.
You worked hard and saved up money and came all the way to Sapporo.
Wipe your sweat off and put it back on.
We worked hard and saved up money and came all the way to Sapporo.
That's a pretty high-class live.
And this was the second day of the Nagoya tour.
And even at that time, only the leader stood on stage and said, "The live has begun."
At the beginning of the ten seconds, I cried.
Again?!
You held back a little, didn't you?
What?
You held back a little, didn't you?
I didn't hold back.
After all, I cried on my first day in Sapporo and I was very angry.
I was angry for an hour.
You held back a little, didn't you?
Nagoya a week after being angry in Sapporo.
Since she was so angry, no one thought she would cry.
Right?
Everyone who is here today.
People born after the second generation.
I'm sure we've been compared to everyone in the first generation.
We still know it well.
I think the first generation is great.
But...
I...
On my first day of the tour in Sapporo...
It's been 10 seconds since the show started!
What? It's been 10 seconds since the show started...
The fans wouldn't know what's going on...
They're really stupid!
You're crying again!
It's not "C"!
It's "C"!
You're crying again!
It's "C"!
You're mean! You're crying again!
I'm not!
You're moved by it!
You got drunk during the show!
You got drunk by music!
You're mean!
This show...
Is this good?
Is this okay?
The show was a big success from start to finish...
There wasn't anything left until you went home?
There wasn't! There was only "door to door"...
She says it herself...
After that, at the airport back to Tokyo, the staff took the members out for a meal.
At first, Asuka-san cried for 3 seconds and got angry, but she did it again here.
At the airport?
Did you do something at the airport for a meal?
Oh, from Natsume-san.
As I said just now, the staff got pretty angry at me.
After that, when the staff and I went to the airport for a meal, Asuka-san was pretty quiet.
Oh, as expected.
She got angry. I wondered if she was reflecting on herself.
We also had a reason to reflect on ourselves, so... how should I say it... we ordered a plain meal.
That's a funny way of saying it!
You were reluctant, weren't you?
I was reluctant.
You were reluctant.
That's right. So we ordered it.
Then, Asuka-san was the only one who ordered a ridiculous menu.
"He's not reflecting at all," I thought.
What's with the ridiculous menu?
What's going on?
That's right. Here's the receipt of that moment.
Asuka-san ordered a silver car, sea urchin, and salmon roe for 4,300 yen!
What?!
By herself?!
Wait a minute.
Silver car, sea urchin, and salmon roe?!
Wait a minute.
Huh?! Suddenly, you're on a different level compared to those around you!
It's normal, isn't it?
There's no way someone reflecting can eat sea urchin and salmon roe!
There's no way!
That's right!
That's right! If you're reflecting, you can't eat sea urchin and salmon roe!
It's not fun at all!
Yes!
What?
I reflected and was really depressed...
Yes, I know that!
I couldn't eat anything and do anything anymore, so I was really going to pay for it myself and ordered it.
Then, the staff sitting across from me came out with a man and gave me this meal.
What did you say?!
You're terrible!
Why did you come out with a man?!
You're acting like you're trying to be cool in front of the staff!
It's like you're trying to be cool!
Hey! You guys were trying to come out with a man from the beginning!
That's right!
You guys were trying to come out with a man from the beginning!
You know what I'm talking about, right?!
"You're terrible!" "Be careful!"
"You were trying to pay for it yourself, right?" "That's right, I was trying to pay for it myself!"
Then, let's pay for it now!
That's right, we're going to pay for it!
If that's the case, let's do it!
Then, let's see...
Asuka's wallet...
Eh? Wait! Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Why?
You're treating me too cruelly! Why did you use it?!
"What's with this wallet?!" "What is this?!"
"Eh? Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!" "Hold on! Hold on! Hold on! What is this?!"
"Where did you get it?!" "Eh? Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!"
If you leave your wallet here, it's not safe!
This wallet is not safe!
It's not safe?
Pay up! Pay up!
Don't bite! Don't bite!
Don't litter!
Don't bite me!
What's wrong with you guys?!
There's nothing wrong with it!
What's wrong with it?!
I don't care about that.
Not at all.
I'm embarrassed, Yaji.
Wait a minute.
I think you said illegal lyrics.
Stop it, stop it.
That's not how you do it.
Not how you ask for it.
You're trying to make a girl into a man.
You're right.
You're like an old man who likes cash.
You're amazing!
Do you carry cash around like that?
Of course, I eat it even if it's 4,300 yen.
Your values are strange.
This is strange. I have 400,000 yen.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight...
480,000 yen.
What should we do?
I wanted to take 3,000 yen, but I didn't have enough money, so I didn't want to take 3,000 yen.
Can you take all of the staff and take them out for a drink?
Because you said something very rude to the staff.
If you take me out for a drink, you'll make me do it again, won't you?
I'm not going to do it.
I see, you say that, and you say something else, and you say, "No, it's a joke," and you take me out for a drink.
I'm not going to do it.
You're happy.
I'm happy.
I'm going to take the staff and go for a drink.
I'm not going to do it.
You got it, right?
Yes.
I'm going to get mad at you for saying that after you got mad at me.
I'm going to get mad at you.
I'm not going to do it.
Think about it before you say it.
You got it, right?
You're ugly.
I'm not going to do it.
You're not going to do it, right?
Amaenbo-ogiri!
It's an oshabuni-type ogiri.
Here you go.
And since we're here, let's introduce ourselves!
Tonight, I'll be spoiling you as much as you like! I'm mini-mini-tei Kojimina!
Quiet sheath, sweet gaze soaked in rocks, I'm enjentei Amatsuka!
That's nice.
If you don't cry, I'll spoil you as much as you like! I'm serenda-tei Aoi!
Good evening, everyone! I'm celeb-tei Mita Fujin!
That's nice.
I'll be spoiling you as much as you like! I'm princess- tei Yuwamaru!
Nice to meet you!
Princess-tei Yuwamaru...
If you eat first, you'll become rich or sweet. I'm tsundere-tei Minato!
That's nice.
If you're good at spoiling ogiris, you'll win a zabuton!
Let's be spoiled this time, too!
Let's start with the first question.
Mito-koumon will show his anger at the end.
What will Amaenbo-koumon show at the end?
Amaenbo-koumon is weird.
That's fast!
What will Amaenbo-koumon show at the end?
Koumon...
That's nice! Let's give him a zabuton!
Let's start with "koumon".
I know what you mean.
Let's start with "koumon".
But if it's "koumon", it's going to be hard.
That's true.
"minato" (port)
"minato" seems like a bad luck.
Yes, it's not your favorite, is it?
At the end of "amaenbou koumon", what does the enemy show?
ri
su
Huh?
"ri" "su"
ri
What is it?
"ri" "su"
I'm curious.
"ri" "su"
"ri" "su"?
"ri" "su"
Take off your jacket!
Take it off!
It's a little more after the anus.
I'm looking at the anus.
Can you go after you look at the anus?
It's after you look at the anus.
Yes.
You saw me look at the anus earlier.
In front of you.
Here I go. Can you do it?
What does the anus show to the enemy in the end?
Huh?
brahim
After the anus?
On the contrary?
Take it off!
Good!
You can do it on the contrary.
I don't hate it.
I don't hate the feeling of going back.
Next!
mita
She's good at it.
mita
What does the anus show to the enemy in the end?
On the contrary?
I want to see yours.
Wow!
Take it off!
I see.
If you don't take it off, it won't start.
I see.
You're good at it.
Next!
amatsuka
My imagination is getting better.
Here I go.
What does the anus show to the enemy in the end?
Huh?
nodato
Take it off!
You're excited.
Your nose is getting bigger.
It's getting bigger.
The flow is good.
Let's move on.
sute-neko
Be a "sute-neko" and be nice to me.
That's a good topic.
It's nice if you're cute.
Yes, let's be cute and nice to you.
You should say it first.
You're good at it.
Let's go!
Become a stereo cat and be nice to me so I can pick you up.
Meow, meow, cat meow, I want milk, meow!
Yummy milk! I want a lot of it!
Meow, meow, meow!
So cute.
I don't like that kind of stuff!
It's not that you don't like it.
I don't like that kind of stuff.
Go back!
What is it? I want them to know me better!
Yes.
Ok, Mikami!
It's easy to pick up, like now.
It's easy.
You need merit to do it, don't you?
Yes.
Please be nice to me so I can pick you up.
Okinyan.
Yes.
Three colors.
I like you, Nyan.
Is it only me?
Is it only me?!
It's not a bad story.
No, it's not a bad story.
Well, well, well. Anyway, please give me a thumb up!
Isn't it a good story?
Ok, next.
Amatsuka!
Yes.
Here we go.
Please be nice to me so I can pick you up.
Nyan, Nyan.
Tonight...
I want to sleep in Okinyan.
Yes, that's good.
Then, please give me a thumb up!
She likes simple things.
Yes, she does.
And you like Amatsuka, don't you?
Do you like Amatsuka?
It's easy to pick up, like now.
I don't know.
Right? Do you know?
Are you okay, Umita-san?
Yes.
Can you do it?
I'll do it.
Be a stray cat and be nice to me so I can pick you up.
Did you take me home with a nice voice?
That's right, that's right. Okay, Zabuto, Zabuto!
That's right, that's right. It's good to have something like a voice or something like that.
It's just not good for your body, right?
It's good for your body. If you pick me up, I'll be picked up.
Okay, Amatsuka.
I didn't pick you up.
You didn't pick me up.
Don't stab people you like all the time. Stop it, please.
Are you okay? Can you do it? Can you still do it? Think about it a little more?
Just a little more.
All right, then. Do you want me to crush you on the table?
Don't say "crush" like that.
Okay, Minato!
Can you do it?
It's tough for Minato, too.
Please be nice to me so I can pick you up when you grow up and become a cat.
Meow, meow.
Just for one night, meow.
Zabuto, take it out!
It's not enough.
It's different for one night.
He's angry. Is he angry?
It's different for one night.
I can't do it for one night, either.
With that in mind...
Amatsuka!
I love you.
Please be nice to me so I can pick you up when you grow up and become a cat.
Meow, meow.
I want to drink your hot milk, meow.
All right, then. Zabuto, take it out!
It's hotter than I thought.
It's pretty cold.
This program is brought to you by themevent.com.
I want to do it as much as I want.
I want to do it a little more.
I want to do it three times tonight.
Then, raise your legs.
The winner of last time, Mitakujin and Ogirin's favorite, Amatsuka, won a lot of Zabuton and came this far.
Next is the final question.
Who is the best at being sweet?
I will be Ogita-kun, not Nobita-kun.
Everyone, please be sweet and bring out your favorite sweet tool.
Sweet tool, bring out something!
A secret door!
Cute, right?
I wonder what it is.
Two colors? Three?
I see.
That's good.
Amatsuka!
Amatsuka...
Sweet tool, bring out something!
Sweet and sour memories of that time.
Amatsuka and Nobita...
Raise your Zabuton!
That's it.
Next!
Everyone!
Sweet tool, bring out something!
The hotel we're staying at is, of course, Westin Hotel!
Ooh, Westin!
It's the same, it's the same as last time! Give me a thumbs up!
But it's too much, it's a hot pot theme!
Did you get tired of it?
Well, as it is! As it is!
What does "thumbs up" mean?
Okay, last one! Amatsuka!
You want to end it with Amatsuka, right?
Amatsuka!
♪ I have to decide this year ♪
♪ Burned up that face ♪
♪ Eris, Matsukatsu, Sexy Beach, Honeymoon ♪
♪ Come on, more and more and more ♪
♪ Sexy Tokyo, Sexy Night ♪
♪ I'm used to it, it's just right ♪
♪ Come on, more and more and more ♪
♪ Sexy Tokyo, Sexy Night ♪
♪ We're into you, Jack ♪
♪ Matsukatsu Fight is ♪
G.M.M.'s Tokamu provided us with this song!
Honeymoon, play something!
Anywhere!
Stop it!
It's a dream video, isn't it?
This time, with 13 tickets, Amatsuka wins!
She's so brave!