AISubs v3.5
Leave it to me!
Christmas Cats' fourth leader, Asuka Kirara!
Even though she's the leader, she's unexpectedly clumsy.
There are a lot of members who want to give her a hard time!
This time, besides Okubo-san, what is she up to?
Kirara and her sneaky prank, volume two!
Once again, we have Asuka Kirara-san, who is the oldest and also the leader,
and members who want to give her a hard time!
Okubo-san!
I didn't see you last time.
I saw you on air and thought you'd let me join you if you were doing a segment like this.
Oh, is that so?
It's there, Asuka.
Oh, is that so?
If you want to give her a hard time, aim for the last line!
I've been told a lot of things before and I've changed my mind.
Oh, you've changed your mind?
I don't mind being told this this time.
Oh, but you have complaints, right?
You all have quite a lot of complaints.
Then, raise your hands if you have complaints!
Almost everyone raised their hands.
That's quite a lot of complaints.
First of all, let's hear it out.
Let's hear it out.
Well, first of all...
From the mirror!
Come forward!
Asuka-san...
Asuka-san?
You really are...
like a tuna!
You... old woman!
Asuka is angry, so...
Oni-ko-ko, start!
Don't get caught!
Everyone, run!
Where are you?
What's this?
We're caught!
We're caught in the mirror!
Those who get caught by Asuka this time...
will be covered in stockings...
and made into slaves!
Hold on tight!
This is no good, customers!
If you keep doing this...
I'll cut you off every night!
You guys, too!
I'll cut you off every night!
Be careful of this kind of thing!
Anyone else?
Alright!
Come forward!
Leader...
You always invite me out for drinks...
but you only make us drink...
you make us drink champagne...
you make me use money...
but you don't make me drink at all!
Are you drunk?
Hey!
Leader, are you drunk?
You invite me out for drinks...
but you only make me drink...
You're drunk, aren't you?
What are you doing?
Those who are not doing anything will become slaves if they are caught.
Why?
I told you to run away.
You really stink of scalp.
I'll turn you into a meat slave someday.
Even so, Asuka wants to do something.
Kojima, you go first.
Hey, Asuka, why are you on the floor...
I made a mistake because you look like her.
Asuka!
No! No! No!
Tia, you're caught, Tia!
It's not too late!
Tia, you did it!
You did it, Tia!
Okay, hold back your emotions.
Everyone's like Captain Ark!
It's okay! It's okay!
It's okay, you're in!
You're in, right?
You said it last time, but it doesn't matter!
You won't come next month!
Don't be like this!
You're making me nervous!
Give me your hand!
Oh, you're here.
Fujiwara.
Yes.
You...
Your dancing is too erotic.
You only look like a successful prostitute!
What should we do?
Where is it?
There it is!
I see.
You didn't use it before you got it!
Right?
No.
You're such a cute girl.
What did you say?
You...
What kind of cute girl are you?
If you say anything bad about me, I'll do this!
You're ugly!
Don't be upset.
Take it and shut up.
Everyone is out!
Today's "ponkotsu asuka" is short-lived!
If you say anything bad about me, I'll do this!
We don't want to do this anymore.
Don't be upset.
Then... Ms. Okubo!
No, it's okay!
It's okay?
Hey.
Asuka Kirara, don't you think you're the cutest and most beautiful of all of us?
You think you are, don't you?
You might be deceiving us with your color contact lenses, but you look just like Kato Sari.
You're too fast!
Too fast!
You said it!
I said it!
You said it!
I don't know!
I'm telling you!
I don't know!
I said it!
You said it!
I said it!
You said "energy mart"!
I said it!
You're too fast!
You said it!
I said it!
You're too fast!
You should be careful!
Hey, hey, hey!
You two say "cat" together!
No, it's "coon"!
(Laughter)
Is it okay for you to be my sister?
I'm your sister, so it's "coon"!
(Laughter)
Oh, no, no, no.
Cut!
Kogawa, let's go.
You...
You've changed your hairstyle six times now...
Cuticle, you're hurting me!
Hey, Chiri-chiri...
Chiri-chiri...
She's changed her wedding dress a lot!
I'm not as fierce as you, Kogawa-san...
I have a dewy complexion, so it's fine.
Oh, safe!
I have a dewy complexion...
You're so rough!
Chiri-chiri...
It was Asuka-san's order, wasn't it?
I'm sorry.
Is that what you're going to do?
Of course it is! It's Asuka-san's order!
Then!
What's wrong?
She's running away.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, yes, yes.
Yes, yes.
No, no, no.
If you guys keep messing around like this, I'll turn you guys into meat slaves!
Meat slaves?
Who are you guys?
Meat slaves?
I'm sorry.
Don't cut it out!
We started this show because you said you wanted to do this!
Huh?!
Someone say something!
Mita-san said it!
Mita-san, please.
You know...
It looks like you're into celebrities like me, but...
It's a problem, you know?!
Like you, a lowly, uneducated, immoral scumbag like you...
When you have money, you only wear stuff like "the brand".
Real celebrities...
Wear modest and casual brands!
Mita-san, you're not going to do it, are you?!
It's Natsume!
Don't tell me you're here to catch Natsume!
It's nice, isn't it?
It's nice! It's nice! It's nice!
It's nice!
The number of slaves increases one after another!
The members tremble with fear of stockings!
It's nice, isn't it?
Raise your hands if you want to do something!
Oh, Kojima!
Go ahead, Kojima!
Hey, Asuka, Kirara...
I heard you get a bunch of stockings when you're drunk...
Don't show me your dirty body!
You...
old woman...
You...
old woman...
Quiz! Lying Nana-chan!
Is this a lie?
Be honest with me.
I don't know.
You haven't practiced for a minute, have you?
I don't know.
She has been lying a lot on this show.
She is one of the most liars.
Ayano Nana.
We will find out if Nana-chan's quiz is a lie or not.
Let me introduce today's guests.
Yagi Dokkongimaitoni-chatta-tsuide-ni-dohan- shichatte-ne team!
Oji-chan Furin-shichatte-ne team!
Team Hysteric with Okubo-san!
Team Ponkotsu-dacchu-no-chibu with Miko-san!
Let me introduce today's guests.
One, two... Nana-chan!
Huh? What's going on?
What's going on?
What's wrong?
I caught a cold.
You caught a cold?
Huh? Are you sick?
Huh? What should we do?
Should we go home?
Huh?
Could this be...
Really?
A lie?
It's a lie.
You're so excited.
It's a lie.
You're lying.
No, no.
Nana-chan lied immediately.
Everyone in front of the TV, please find out if Nana- chan is lying or not!
Question one!
It's a sandbag used for boxing training.
Do you know what "sand" in "sandbag" means?
Yes, sand.
Sand, yes.
Then, here is the question!
In the sandbag, there is actually no sand in it. Is this true?
Yes!
Please think about it!
Really?
Yes, please think about it!
Now, if you have any questions for Nana-chan, please ask them!
Yes!
What's in it?
It has cloth cleaner in it.
Huh?
It has cloth cleaner in it.
Cloth cleaner?
Cloth cleaner.
That's too light.
Why did you change it to cloth cleaner?
I don't know.
When did you change it to cloth cleaner?
I said I don't know.
How many kilograms of cloth do you usually use?
It's not a boxing gym.
It's just a hint as far as Nana-chan can answer.
It's just a hint.
This was also in "Walking Banda" where there was a lot of sand in it.
I'm sure there was sand in it in the first place.
Go ahead and say it.
The first of the first.
Has it changed recently?
How much is the sandbag?
I don't know.
You don't know.
You're pretty certain about it.
Nana-chan, what do you think is in the sandbag?
Dreams and hope.
Where is it made in the first place?
In America.
In America, it's called "punching bag".
It's like that, isn't it?
How much is it?
Did you hear that?
I heard it.
Why are you talking about other people?
I'm listening.
Nana, if you're telling the truth, you have a document below you, or did you put it in advance?
I had a meeting in advance.
Then you know it well.
I had a meeting in advance with cameraman Akiyama.
It's not related.
I thought you were talking about me.
One-shot or something like that?
It's a lie.
You're good.
It's a lie.
You're good.
I'm sleepy.
What?
I'm sleepy.
You're sleepy?
She's sleepy.
You're sleepy, right?
I want to go home.
You want to go home?
You really want to go home?
It's a lie.
You asked me a lot of questions, can you ask me that?
Can you ask me?
Not now.
I want you to ask me now.
Ask me.
What is it?
If it's sandbag cloth, I think you'll be bad at it.
How often do you exchange it?
I'm not a boxer, so I don't know.
She's a boxer.
It's hard.
It's hard for the members.
That's right.
It's hard.
That's right.
I don't know at all.
Then give me the answer!
It's divided!
Yaogi team, Okubo team, Niho team is true.
Ogi team is a lie.
What does this mean for the Okubo team?
This is our shitty burger.
I've been to New York once.
Didn't you say "punching bag"?
Did she say that?
Why isn't it sand?
Then it's a lie.
The Ogi team is a lie.
So it's sand in it, right?
Other than the Ogi team, it looks like it's true.
Is Nana-chan lying?
There's no sand in the sandbag.
Is it a lie or is it true?
It's true.
The answer is correct.
It's good news.
It came out of nowhere.
Question number two.
When it comes to the big name of scary animal movies that attack people, it's "Jaws".
But did you know that there are more scary animals than sharks?
Here is the question.
There are more people who die of a shark attack than of a hippo attack.
This is true.
So...
What do you think?
There are more people who die of a shark attack than of a hippo attack.
Cut!
When a human attacks you, how does a hippo kill you?
For example, by kicking you or biting you?
It's the jaw.
How does it do it?
By biting you.
Oh, it's biting you.
Yes.
A hippo is big, but is it fast?
In what way?
In its legs.
It's super fast.
What?
Be more specific.
How fast is it?
Can you hold it?
Ehagi-san, Ehagi-san.
It's super fast.
Lower your skirt.
Lower it a little more.
Why don't you lower it?
I think your skirt is coming up, but why don't you lower it?
Isn't it better not to wear a skirt?
No, it's a rebellious period.
It's just a rebellious period.
It's a rebellious period, so you're lying.
I don't like it.
You're lying and showing your skirt.
Scary, scary, scary.
A hippo...
How different is the rate of being attacked by a shark and a hippo?
That's a good question.
A hippo...
2,000 people a year.
What?!
2,000 people a year?!
A shark...
10 people.
That's not much.
I don't know anything about it.
When it comes to sharks, it's on Yahoo News, too.
Yahoo News, like "Shark Attacked by Shark."
But when it comes to hippos, it doesn't really show up on Yahoo News.
Hippos on Yahoo Top.
It doesn't become an article?
If it doesn't kill that much, it's a topic everyone knows about.
It's on the news in Africa.
It's on the news in Japan, too.
It's on the news?
Yes.
It's on "Nittere" in "Sekai Marumi E."
You've seen it, haven't you?
For example, if you run into a bear, you can ring the bell or make a noise.
But if you run into a hippo, you can't do anything but run away.
You have no choice but to run to the hilltop.
Hippos come to the hilltop, don't they?
Hippos are heavy, so they roll down the hill.
That's why they die.
They die at a great speed.
Oh, Mr. Yahagi.
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean it like that.
It's so fast.
Let's see your answers.
Mr. Ogi and Mr. Yahagi's team is "Honto Honto."
Mr. Okubo and Mr. Miho's team is "Uso Uso."
Mr. Yahagi's team is "Honto Honto."
I've heard that hippos are very strong.
It's said that hippos are the strongest in the zoo.
So you found out "honto" from hippos' strongest theory, didn't you?
Mr. Miho's team is "Sameto."
It's easier for people to play in the sea, so it's easy to be attacked.
Let's see your answers.
Ms. Nana, please.
No.
Mustard Night!
Merry Christmas!
There are more people who get killed by a hippo than by a shark.
Our predictions are exactly the same.
So, Nana, is it a lie or is it true? Which one is it?
It's true.
That's correct.
So, everything Nana said this time is true.
She always tells lies, but today she's not lying at all.
You're really knowledgeable, Nana.
That's right!
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