AISubs v3.5
This is bad.
If Jojoen eats it, I'll eat it too.
Don't eat it when you can eat it.
Where did Jojoen go?
What is she eating?
Jojoen!
What is it?
There's only this much bento.
Isn't it normal for Jojoen to eat it?
That's right.
Are you arguing about which one to eat?
Isn't there a number?
Is there only six?
That's what I think.
I want to eat meat.
I really want to eat it.
There's only six.
I want to eat it too.
You can eat your own meat.
What are you doing?
I really want to eat meat.
Muscat Baba!
What are you doing?
Stop it!
Look at her!
Look at her face!
Stop looking at me like that!
Poor Muscat Baba.
Let's talk about it.
I'm sure she's doing it for everyone's sake.
Stop it!
Your face!
Don't put your hand in my mouth!
Stop it!
I really put my hand in your mouth.
Stop it!
Stop fighting!
Stop it!
Young people eat meat!
Stop it!
Stop taking off your glasses!
Your face is sticky!
How many times have we done it?
What should we do?
I don't know! Let's decide!
You know, at times like this, you should use a portable.
You're right. People say it's better to use a portable now.
It doesn't make sense.
Let's use a portable!
When we fight, we use a portable!
I heard it's best!
I heard it's best to use a portable.
We did it!
We did it in the past.
We did it in elementary school.
It's a portable!
It's a match!
Sports is number one!
That's right!
Now, who won can have this.
If you win...
The winning team can eat it.
That's right!
Let's do that!
Can we eat it if we win?
Sure!
And we can't hate it, right?
Right?
Shut up and do it!
I won't do it at all!
Stop it!
I'm going to cry!
Why do you...
See, it's painful!
What are you doing?
Take it! Mouth! Mouth! Mouth and nose!
What did you do? What did you do?
What's wrong with the members of the nose?
Poor thing...
I'm begging you, really!
The staff ordered the wrong number of Jojo Enbentos!
We're going to eat them!
So, we're going to decide which of us is going to eat Jojo Enbentos with a port bowl!
Port bowls have almost the same rules as basketballs.
If a teammate who's on the goal post catches the ball, he gets a point!
This is a common interest of the old generation.
I'm definitely not going to lose!
Right?
I'm definitely not going to lose!
No one's coming...
I'm definitely not going to lose!
They're ignoring you!
I'm definitely not going to lose against an old woman like you!
I'm definitely not going to beat you!
Old woman, you're going to make me sick!
You!
You'll make me sick, you!
You'll make me sick!
You'll make me sick one time!
You!
Stop it!
If I were you, I'd tell you to stop it.
If you're half-hearted, can you just stop complaining?
Here I go!
So we have an average age of 40-year-old old woman team, a kanji-free Tengalon Hat team, a gritty Kojirin team, a confident Odamari team, and a powerful bulldozer team.
In these five teams, there will be a one-match five- minute tournament. Which team will win and end up in the women's basketball lunch box?
The first match is Team Odamari versus Team Kojirin!
And now, let's begin the match between Jojo Invent and Portoball!
The commentator will be Oracchio, who loves Portoball and is one of the best entertainers in the world!
- Thank you for having me! - Thank you for having me!
- Ah, Minato-san has already come out! - Ah, Minato-san, what do you think?
Minato-san is cute, isn't she?
Even though she's wearing a mickey-like outfit...
And now, as expected, the teacher is Ms. Mitafujin!
Ah, she received a tier!
Team Odamari continues to win points!
- She's a tier 5, right? - She's a tier 5, isn't she?
Being paired up with a tier 5 is like a dream, isn't it?
And now, Team Kojirin is counterattacking!
Ah, a long shot! Ah, this is a nice cut by Kamisaki!
Kamisaki...
She showed us a pretty good cut!
- Ah, it's Tsujimoto! - That was Tsujimoto! Ah!
- How about Tsujimoto-san? - I like Tsujimoto-san, too!
She's usually very quiet, but in sports, she's like an explosion of energy!
And now, Minato! Do your best! Ah, it's good! Ah, it's good! Ah!
- That was close! - That was close!
Team Odamari!
Go, go, go, go!
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry! - Oh, oh, oh...
- Go! - Okay, okay...
- Go, go, go, go! - Oh!
- Yes! - That's good, that's good!
- Yes... - It's starting to look like a match, isn't it?
Yes!
- Ah! Ah, it's not fighting! - It's not fighting!
I don't like this!
When it turns out like this in sports events, it's disappointing, isn't it?
- Ah, I know. - I don't like it... Ah, I hope they don't fight...
- But what about Minato? - Minato is cute!
Minato is nice, isn't he, Riku?
- How long has Orakio-san been playing portable games? - Well, portable games have been around for about two years.
- Ah, they're fighting! - They're fighting again, these two!
- Once they fight, it gets heated up! - They seem to be very strong-willed!
- Konkotsu Miho-san. - Konkotsu Miho-san.
- The judges are always a little... sweet and friendly, aren't they? - Aren't they?
- Kojirin Team! - They've become Kojirin Team.
- They're quiet right now, aren't they? - No matter how you look at it, they're still quiet.
- Konkotsu Miho-san. - Ah, it's Minato.
- Ah, Minato is very active. Ah, and here... Ah! Nice shot just now!
- The shot just now... - It didn't come out!
- It's frozen.
- It's frozen, isn't it? - It's okay, right?
- It's okay, right?
- It's okay if it goes in there, right? - It's no good!
- It's no good if it comes out and then it's frozen!
- It's no good! - It's no good!
- Konkotsu Miho-san. - Match start!
- Ah, here again, a relay! - The relay is amazing!
- The relay gets heated up right away, doesn't it? - Look! Here! Ah!
- The relay is taking the ball away! - Amazing... The relay...
- It came out! It came out! - Yuzo, you said "it came out", didn't you?
- Ah, it came out! - It came out!
- Give instructions, instructions! - The ball came out!
- It came out! - It came out?
- Sorry, sorry! - Ah, nice shot!
- It got two points in! - Fukucap's Kawakami-san is also...
- It's a luxury for goalkeepers, isn't it? - Ah, do you like Kawakami-san?
- No, I love Kawakami-san!
- Do you like port...portables? - No, I don't like portables.
- Now, 10 seconds left! - Ah, it came out! It came out!
- Time is running out! - Is it tough?
- Ah, it came out! - Yes, and with that, the match is over!
- The match is over!
- There was an entry, right, Odamari's team? - That's right.
- That's good. - Listen to that.
- Odamari's team has 14 points, Koblin's team has 6 points, and Koblin's team wins!
- Why?!
- Miho-san is definitely not fooling around!
- Miho-san is terrifyingly stupid!
- I'll say it again and again. She's stupid.
- I'm sorry! It's a correction! I made a mistake!
- 14 points for Odamari's team... - That's right!
- 6 points for Koblin's team... - Yes, yes, yes!
- Koblin's team wins! - Ah, I made a mistake!
- I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
- Next up is Odamari's team and Kusobaba's team!
- Match start!
- It's started! Odamari's team and Kusobaba's team!
- Kusobaba's team has an average of 4 points difference.
- Ah, will this be okay? Football is pretty intense, you know.
- Okubo-san is in the lead here!
- Okubo-san is pretty good, isn't she?
- She's wonderful! I can't believe she's over 40 years old!
- She's moving... - She's pretty...
- She's moving, Okubo-san!
- Okubo-san, how have you been lately?
- I've been liking Okubo-san lately.
- Her charm is increasing... - She's a good woman.
- She's become a good woman.
- Ah, wait! Wait!
- Wait!
- Wow, that's amazing!
- Who scored that goal just now?
- Who was it just now?
- It was Shomei's forward.
- Ah, Shomei's forward is also here!
- Huh?! Baba team! - Baba team is good!
- But their stamina is bad! - Their stamina is at its limit!
- Baba team! - Baba! Baba! Baba!
- Baba is holding Momo's horse! - Baba is fine!
- Are you okay, Baba?! - Baba is holding Momo's horse!
Baba team's unexpected strength! As expected of the portable generation!
They're good at passing!
- Turn around! Turn around! - Turn around!
Oh, a cut! Oh, from the back button!
This is a good flow!
Baba team is amazing!
As expected of their stamina! They're doing well from the first match as well!
- Now, Asagaya-neesan! - Oh, this is a mistake!
- Oh! - Oh, Yamane's horse is out!
- Oh! - Oh!
- They're fast! - They're fast!
- The dribble is close!
- Yamane's Baba dribbled in just now! - Yamane's Baba dribbled in just now!
- Dribble! - It's hard to get it! It's hard to get it!
- Oh! - It's in!
- That was... - In front of the light! - In front of the light!
- Oh, good!
- Relay! - Relay came in again!
- Oh, long shot! Long shot! - Oh!
- Oh!
- Who was that person who scored just now?!
- Yamane's... - It's in! It's in! It's in!
- It's in! - It's in!
- Yamane's dribbling in! - It's in!
- They're arguing! - They're arguing! This is bad!
- Ah, it's a fight! - Tia-san, you're acting like you were in high school!
- Tia can't help it! - But...
- But Tia-san is... - Mmm, she likes it!
- Because it's a dream to be together with your wife!
- Ah, it's in! - Ah, it's in! It's in! It's in!
- It's in! Damn it! Baba's high speed dribble!
- And the score is...
That's amazing! The team "Damn it! Baba!" is doing so well!
- Yamaza is 46 years old this year.
- She can even shoot with her right hand! - I know, right?
- That's amazing!
- There's only a little bit of time left!
- Will Baba's team win like this? Will they win?
- Oh, and here's a negative score!
- And now the match is over!
- Baba won by an unexpected 8 points difference!
- Baba's team! Baba's team wins!
- Baba's team won!
- Odawari's team gets 12 points!
- Baba's team gets 20 points!
- Baba's team wins!
- Baba's team is 40 years old on average!
- They won by a huge margin!
- Ah, my head hurts!
- It's hot!
- The third match is the heat of the match!
- The team "Bulldozer" wins!
- It's finally time for the final match!
- But before that...
- The heat of the match continues...
- Let's move on to the half-time show!
- It's like a Super Bowl, right? - That's right!
- "Jojo's Lunch Box Cup"!
- Before the final match, let's take a break!
- The one who will brighten up the half-time show...
- ...is, of course, me!
I see, I see...
With Okubo Kayoko, Cecil!
If your sadness could change,
I would like to stay by your side.
Your heels together, your shadows together,
How are you so different in height?
Just like Cecil in the movie,
I don't want to lie.
People get weaker and weaker as they grow up, don't they?
They lose confidence and get lost.
That's true.
That's why I'm looking for something more than a friend.
I wish I could be that tonight.
People get weaker and weaker as they grow up, don't they?
They lose confidence and get lost.
That's why I'm looking for something more than a friend.
I wish I could be that tonight.
Thank you very much.
It's finally the final round! Will Baba or Bulldozer win the Jojoen?
Baba hasn't fully recovered yet, but he's still using Subu.
- He's been using Subu from the start? - Yes, he's been using Subu.
- Baba's team hasn't fully recovered yet, so... - He's been using Subu as a substitute.
It's finally the final round! Baba vs. Bulldozer!
The Bulldozer team has entered at once!
The Bulldozer team is strong! The final round is coming up!
- Their movements are completely different! - The moment they grab the ball, they're different!
- But Baba's team has lost a lot of stamina... - Oh, Yumekana's team is winning!
Yumekana's team is winning!
Baba's team hasn't been able to keep up with Subu's movements.
- Yumekana's team is a bit slow. - Yumekana's team's movements...
- They're not taking care of each other... - Wow, wow, wow!
- Keep up! Keep up!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- They're not keeping up! - They're not keeping up with each other!
- Keep up there! Keep up there! - Now...
- Now, this is Yumekana's team. - Yumekana's team is...
- What do you think of Yumekana's team, Orakio - san? - Well, I don't like them very much.
Now, it's out! Yamane's Baba's team... Wow, they're not taking it!
They're not taking it! Will they be able to shoot from there?
They're not taking it! Ah, no! I want you all to blur it as much as you can!
They're not taking it! This formation is like a guerilla go!
Now, it's a cut!
Oh, they've decided to shoot from here!
- It's Maeda's team. - Maeda's team is really good at this.
- Take it! Take it! Take it! - Now...
- It's a cut! - Ah, it's a cut!
They've decided to shoot from here.
- Now, it's Agone's team. - Agone's team...
Ah, it's gone!
- Kusobaba! - Kusobaba!
They're definitely going for a dribble!
Ah, but...
The high speed is getting slower and slower...
Now, it's Subu's team!
- Now, it's nice! - Now, it's nice!
It's Subu's team. Their movement is really sharp.
Kusobaba's team is surprisingly...
- They're doing their best. - They're doing their best. It's a close match.
Kusobaba's team is not doing well.
Hey!
Now, it's here again!
It's here! Here!
Yamane's Kusobaba's high speed dribble!
They can't take it! Oh, it's a key pose! They can't take it! They can't!
They can't take it!
Yamane-san!
From the grandmother's chin to Okubo-san!
Yamane-no-baba is definitely in the lead.
It's definitely eighth place!
This is a fierce match!
That was close!
The grandmother team is doing their best.
What was that?
That was a no-goal.
It fell.
It was a no-goal.
It's not here!
Don't do it! Don't do it! Don't do it!
Is this Matsuoka?
Matsuoka is doing surprisingly well.
He's 19 years old.
Ah, 19 years old...
Go!
Oh, it's a save!
It went in!
That's good!
Matsuoka is definitely in the lead.
It's a good match, isn't it?
Talk to me!
The Asagaya sisters are serious about this.
That was...
Wow, that was a super long shot!
How about that?
That was a long shot that you can't see even in a football match.
It's Yumekana.
Yumekana, I hate you!
You bastard!
Huh?
Ah, when did it go in?
It reversed, didn't it?
The grandmother team reversed it!
It went in! It went in!
Ah, it's no good!
Shut up!
Oh, it's hot, isn't it, Subaru?
Up until now, it's been 12-14.
Could it be that the grandmother team is in the lead?
Will the grandmother team be able to win their first victory?
However, after this, a surprising and surprising development awaits for the NBA!
What will happen in the end? There's only a little bit of time left!
Oh no, there's a painful mistake!
There's only 10 seconds left.
There's only 10 seconds left!
Oh no, it's a goal!
What will the Kusobaba team, who caught up at the same point, do?
They caught up!
Oh no, it's a goal again!
There's only 5 seconds left!
The game is over!
The average 40-year-old Kusobaba team wins yet again!
Wow, what a jump!
I'm so happy!
The winner is...
14 points for the Bulldozer team and 16 points for the Baber team!
The Baber team wins!
Team Kusobaba!
What a wonderful victory!
The Baber team has won!
What do you think, Captain Ogbo?
I didn't think we'd win, but I'm so happy!
We did it!
That's right!
The Baber team, what did you do?
We used the power of the Baber team!
The power of the Baber team was amazing!
We lost by pressure!
We really tried hard!
Mio-san!
Yes?
Do you know the rules by next time?
I'll study them properly.
Did you have fun?
Yes, it was fun!
That's good.
Yes, it was fun.
Since you won against Mio, this year's winner is...
The Baber team!
The Baber team won!
Ebisumastatsu! Sexy Peach Honeymoon!
We, Ebisumastatsu's official fan club, are recruiting new students for the series "Banana Mango High School"!
There are a lot of entrance exams now!
We're waiting for you to enter!
"Mustat Night" was brought to you by pmm.com!
Then, let's eat the winning product!
I wanted this! Wow! Meat!
Wine!
It's too meaty. I can't taste it.
It's a little strong.
I don't know why, but the meat... the meat doesn't move forward.
Meat, but it looks good.
Eat it, eat it.
How is the 10 yen bento?
It's really good meat. It's probably good quality.
I'm sorry.
Maybe not now.
Can I take it home?
Right now?
I'm sorry.
Right?
Can you give me a plastic bag later?
I'll take it.
Can you put it in the fridge earlier?
I'm sorry.
I'll take it. Thank you very much.
Thank you for your hard work.
I'm sorry.
Was it this way?
This way.
Let's go this way.
Next time, let's meet at the match-finding competition!