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Dr. Napoleon, who has been painting for many years in Syracuse.
Mr. Ginjiro Haetakari, who has been known as the first person in bird research for 40 years along with birds, and who often brushes his own hands.
Mr. Gengoro Funakudari, who has been researching for many years whether it is possible to cross rivers by boat.
Mr. Parco Appare, who has been researching whether it is possible to absorb solar energy from sunglasses worn on the forehead with the sun always on the forehead as a slogan.
Professor Murico Hatchomiso of the Department of Fontage at Aichi Dosukebe University.
Mr. Wataru Ipponbashi, who is working on the Ministry of Health, Labour and Welfare to change "tobi-shoku" to "chobi-shoku".
Mr. Nobie Hanappashira, Chairman of the World Entertainment Association Honorary Chairman.
Mr. Ooyama Perori, who is in charge of "vero-vero" law, who continues his research on whether you can beat your opponent with your tongue, not with your hands and feet.
And, as you know, Mr. Ogisso Ichiro.
Tonight, once again, the mascots' fools will, as fools, discuss topics of interest in the public eye.
Now, for tonight's first topic, we'd like to discuss the decision of Tommy First, who lost in the Tokyo Assembly Elections the other day.
Well, certainly, who would have predicted such a defeat?
After all, Tommy First is...
Since the people of Tokyo are very strong, and have a lot of strength...
After all, the people are...
Overwhelmed, aren't they?
The people are overwhelmed, this time, aren't they?
The people are strong... Does that mean the people of Tokyo are strong?
They are strong, aren't they?
Stronger than where? Stronger than where?
Stronger than Chiba...
Did you fight with Chiba?
That's right.
Do you know about Tommy First?
Yes.
Of course, of course, of course...
Ah, you know about it.
You know about it, don't you?
I'm not doubting you, but do you know about it?
Tommy is number one, isn't he?
Yes, Tommy is number one.
So, if it's Tommy first, isn't Tommy happy about it?
So, if it's a nationwide vote, it's different, but only Tommy will vote for it, won't it?
Excuse me, I'm speaking as if I know you, but I think Tommy first is...
Yes, yes, I think you have different opinions.
Well, since it's Tommy first, it means you can get it as soon as possible.
Tommy is...
Tommy is number one priority.
I'm from Aichi.
So, I'm against Tommy first.
I don't know why Tommy has to be decided first.
I was talking just now.
Well, it's first because it means Tommy is fast.
First, yes, Tommy is first.
So, you can get it first, even with your iPhone?
Yes, and later, the 8.
Oh, 8.
Even Aichi prefecture wants to get 8 as soon as possible.
Can't Aichi prefecture do it now?
Because it's Tommy first...
You can get it even if you don't line up with Tommy.
I'm against that.
If Aichi prefecture did it, you're against it.
I guess so.
I'm against soft banks.
Soft banks...
Soft banks against soft banks...
I'm against soft banks.
What do you mean by soft banks against soft banks?
I don't know.
What do you mean?
It's different.
I see.
That's right.
And Tommy first is...
Who is it?
Ipponbashi.
Ipponbashi, I don't know who you are.
Ipponbashi?
Ipponbashi.
Yes.
I also agree with Tommy first.
Oh, you agree?
Yes.
What do you think of Tommy first?
Tommy first...
Tommy people...
First...
First class...
Priority...
You can get it cheap.
First class...
You can get it cheap.
Tommy people...
They line up...
They line up early...
Yes.
Have you ever been in first class?
I have.
Where...
Where did you go in first class?
First class?
I went to Tatetomi island in Okinawa.
You went to Tatetomi island in Okinawa in first class?
You can go all the way to Okinawa.
Can you go all the way to Naha?
I changed trains.
You changed trains.
That's right.
First class...
Do you get in first class often?
I mainly go abroad...
First class...
Yes.
I see.
Tommy people are prioritized.
That's right.
Tommy first people...
From economy...
They get first class on their own.
Is that possible?
Tommy people get first class on their own?
First class...
That's good.
They get first class on their own...
Tommy first...
Yes.
Fana...
Fashiro-san...
Fana...
I agree with you...
But I think we need to revise it.
Fana...
I'm a port city citizen, so I'd like you to...
You're not a citizen, are you?
You're a port city citizen, aren't you?
Rather than Tokyo First...
Huh?
What was it again?
Oh, Tomy First!
As for Tomy First, the port city isn't first.
Oh, is that so?
Rather than Tokyo First, I'd like you to make Minato-ku First.
I think Minato-ku should be prioritized.
And where's the second place?
The second place is Shibuya-ku, of course.
Where is it that isn't prioritized?
Well...
I think you should stop there.
What did you say?
I don't think you should rank it.
By the way, Tomy First's manifesto...
That's right. There are a few.
Is it a manifesto?
It's a manifesto.
A manifesto is...
Huh?
You said it.
You said it was a manifesto.
It's a manifesto.
You said it was a manifesto.
That's why you're stupid.
I don't want you to say it.
No, it's a manifesto.
It's a manifesto.
What is Tomy First's manifesto?
I think it means "revolution."
Revolution?
Manifesto?
No, it's a constitution.
No, it's a revolution.
No, it's a constitution.
It means "ideas."
Huh?
It means "ideas."
Ideas?
It looks like an idea.
I think... I think...
It says "I think..."
I think...
It's true, it's "I think..."
"Manifesto" sounds very difficult...
But in the end, I think it's a declaration.
Oh, a declaration!
Like, "Let's do this together!"
Oh, I see.
What did Tomy First declare this time?
He declared a lot of things.
Can you tell us more about it?
I'd like to know about it, but...
And now, for some reason, the topic of fools is "From Tomy First to Steak."
I don't know, but I don't think it's bad to eat steak like that together.
A woman who has never eaten steak should not come out.
I have steak!
Which one do you eat?
What kind of steak do you eat?
That... "five" one.
"Five"?
Yes, is it spicy?
What kind of "five" is it?
What kind of meat do you eat?
What kind of meat?
What are you saying?
I don't know.
But "five" is for sure.
Do you mean English?
"Five"?
"Five" is for sure.
English?
No, no, no. I eat it in Japan.
English.
"Five" ramen you ate in Japan.
"Five" ramen.
So it's "five," right?
It's "five," right?
How do you grill it?
I grill it a lot.
Do you have "five" meat?
I eat "medium rare."
How about "medium rare"?
It gets smaller.
You want to eat a lot, don't you?
How about "medium rare"?
It's bigger than "medium rare," isn't it?
Bigger is better, isn't it?
I don't like it.
What would you like to do when you become a politician and have to cooperate with Tokyo?
I'd like to make a lot of convenience stores.
Do you still need them?
Yes, I do.
I think you have a lot of them.
I'd like to open a variety of convenience stores near my house.
Near your house?
Don't you have any near your house?
I do have one near my house, but I only have two stores.
Two stores?
Isn't two stores near your house enough?
How far is it from your house?
About 30 seconds to an hour.
That's very close.
It's convenient.
It's very convenient.
But you want more?
I want a mini-stop.
You want a mini-stop?
Do you like it?
Yes.
What do you like about mini-stops?
I like "haroharo."
You like "haroharo."
You only have mini-stops, don't you?
The current problem in Japan is that people are gathering in Tokyo and Tokyo is about to go bankrupt.
So we're going to build another capital city.
Two cities?
That's deep.
Kurangabe?
That sounds interesting.
I see.
Where?
Well...
Down there.
Down?
What do you mean "down"?
Down...
Like Kanagawa...
It's a little down.
It's a little down, isn't it?
It's a little down.
It's close, isn't it?
Tokyo is going to go bankrupt, so people are gathering...
Is it okay for it to be that close?
Yes.
What about you, Paruko-sensei?
When I'm walking, people catch me a lot, don't they?
I see.
People are going to talk to you, aren't they?
Useless scouts and catching should be banned, don't you think?
Isn't it bad where you're walking?
What are you talking about?
Place?
People catching you...
Oh, I see.
I'm walking with an official omotesando.
Official...
It's not official.
I'm walking on Chazawa Street.
People don't catch me.
It doesn't seem like it's on Chazawa Street.
There might not be many people.
Where do you shop?
On Chazawa Street.
I'm a voice actor.
You do it on Chazawa Street, don't you?
At two o'clock.
I came here by bus.
Is there a favorite street?
For me, it's 246.
For me, it's Rodeo Drive.
For me, it's Chautauqua.
For me, it's Komazawa Street.
For me, it's Ministop.
For me, it's Komazawa Street.
For me, it's Koushikaitou.
For me, it's Suidodoro.
There's an original bento near Suidodoro.
I like to make my own miso soup with that original bento.
She's paying too much attention to the price.
She's paying too much attention.
For me...
I want to rest a lot and fall in love a lot.
So, I think it's okay for me to be single.
For both women and men, it's okay for you not to be single?
Yes.
Can I say something?
Yes.
Have you ever really loved someone?
I think I love you more than you do.
No, I'm not a number.
It's the amount of love I have.
I don't have that many either.
How many do you have?
What?
The number of people you've dated?
The number of people you've dated.
About six.
What?
What's wrong?
How many do you have?
Why are you laughing?
I think I have about thirteen.
You're worse than her.
She's more serious than you.
What do you mean you're not a number?
Isn't she a number?
She's a number.
If you become a politician, what would you like to do in Tokyo?
If I become a politician, there's a lot of things I'd like to do.
Is there?
If I had to choose one...
You can choose one.
I'd like it to be easier for me to live.
I'd like it to be easier for me to act in this world.
That's what you said.
That's too much.
I'm compared to Paruko-san in a lot of ways.
I didn't know that.
Is that so?
I'm being beaten up.
Asuka, who is actually a leader and always talks with her members,
and Aoi, who is a wolf, seem to be totally opposed to how their members like them.
Everyone seems to love me all of a sudden.
Paruko-san, you're like that.
That's how it is.
You're amazing, going around in circles.
I hate going around in circles.
You went around in circles?
Well, people hate me for sure, but in the end it's like I hated it.
I went around in circles.
In the end you hated it.
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This is fun.
I would like you to discuss this person.
That's right. This Fujii Yodan's role is...
It's amazing.
What did you eat today?
These words have become a social phenomenon.
Do you care about food that much?
Well, but that...
Enkatsugi.
Enka Enkatsugi.
What did you eat today?
That's right, that's right.
Did you eat shoubu?
Yes, it's shoubu.
But I don't really want to eat the food that Fujii-san ate.
That's right, that's right.
In terms of the way of doing shogi, it becomes enkatsugi.
Why do you think it's so strong?
Because I'm young.
Young people are stronger.
Young people are smart.
In shogi, young people are stronger.
It's the same for young people.
Moreover, they play for about fifteen or sixteen hours.
That's a long time.
I'm young and I've been doing seiza and shogi for a long time.
I think it's amazing.
That's right, it's like that.
Seiza for a long time is amazing.
Even though you don't know anything, don't talk.
I know! Do you know about Yotan?
Fujii-san...
What do you know about Yotan?
I know about it.
About what?
Fujii-san...
He's using a magic tape wallet.
I know about that too.
That's right.
It's black, right?
He's using a magic tape wallet.
If that's the case, I want you to buy me the next wallet you're buying.
What are you saying?
Even adults use magic tape.
Ah, is that so?
The president of my agency uses it.
The president?!
He's a high school student, isn't he?
Yes, I was very shocked.
I'm using it too.
Excuse me!
What are you talking about?
We're talking about shogi.
That's right.
Shogi, huh?
It's shogi.
Do you know what kind of pieces there are in a shogi piece, for example?
Um...
O-tei?
O-tei.
Do you know any pieces?
There are a lot of them, right?
O-tei.
Do you know any pieces?
Te-tei.
How do you know all of them?
You took "ko" from "te-tei."
"Ko"?
Yes.
It's written as "kid's ko."
"Ko"? Yes.
How does "ko" move?
"Ko" moves relatively well.
It moves relatively well, because it's a kid.
Because it's a kid...
Does it mean it's unsteady?
Yes.
It's not small...
It's "shou" from "sei-tai-shou-gun."
"shou" from "sei-tai-shou-gun."
"shou" from "shou-gun."
"shou" from "shou-gun" looks strong.
It's very strong.
oh-shou.
Is there "oh-shou"?
It's from "gyoza."
No, it's not from "gyoza."
What are you talking about?
Oh-shou.
Oh...
That's right.
"Fu" means "walk."
Have you ever seen it written like that?
No...
No?
Walk.
There is.
There is?
"Walk" is written like that?
Yes, there is.
Do you know how to read it?
Oh...
That's...
I just saw it at the Rio line.
You saw it at Rio line?
If you saw it at the Rio line, you know, right?
Ayumu.
That line is "ayumu."
Ayumu.
Sometimes, "walking" changes.
Depending on the enemy's humanitarian place.
What do you think changes?
Yes.
It says "run."
Doesn't it get faster?
It's true, it's getting a little stronger, isn't it?
It feels good.
I think it said "to".
"To"! "To"! "To"!
Hiragana's "to".
"To"!
What is it?
Ah, "tomaru"?
"To" is... "to" is what it said.
Is it "to" in "tomaru"?
No.
It's cold, isn't it?
It's "tomaru", isn't it?
"To" is... more than "ko"...
Eh? It's not "tomaru" "to"
It's not.
"To" is "hiragana" "to".
"hiragana" "to"
It's probably red.
It's red, red.
It's different.
It's different, and I'm sure it moves more than "ko".
It moves more than "ko" ?
Yes, it's red.
"Ko" also moves quite a bit, doesn't it?
It's more than "ko"...
...maybe?
Haven't you seen "ko" before?
In a commercial.
Have you?
I know it well.
It's "ferrari" written as "flying car".
You're good at this.
This "ferrari" is cool.
That's true.
"Ferrari" is cool.
It's cool.
It moves like "ferrari".
That's true.
It moves with great speed.
But I don't think "ferrari" is the best car.
I see.
What's the best?
marchi
"marchi"?
"marchi" is good.
You're from "toyota", aren't you?
Yes.
I live in "toyota", but "marchi" is the easiest to move.
"ferrari"...
Isn't it hard to move? Can't you go anywhere?
You think you're cute riding "marchi", don't you?
I like "bentley".
It's heavy and stable and doesn't shake.
It doesn't shake even at high speed.
I'm not good at sports cars, so I like "bentley" because it's scary.
What kind of cars do you have?
I have a car called "lapin chocola".
It has a good fuel economy and it says "chocola" on it, but it's actually chocolate.
It's very cute. I recommend it.
What kind of cars do you like?
I like "box cars".
"Box cars"?
They're big cars that look like boxes.
"Hattoy"?
There are black and white cars, but I like "box cars".
"Box cars"?
You like cars you can ride a lot in?
I like cars you can ride a lot in.
What about you?
I like "step wagon" cars.
You like "step wagon" cars?
I recommend "lapin chocola".
It's cute, isn't it?
You like "lapin chocola", don't you?
It's small and cute.
Do you like "marchi"?
"marchi".
I recommend "lapin chocola".
It's a little giant.
Was it like that on TV?
Let's see...
I've done it before.
Shogi?
Yes, I've done it on an app.
Is that so?
Even if you surround it, you can't get the "o" letter.
You surrounded it with an app?
Yes, and I pressed the "submit" button, but it ended.
That's right.
You surrounded it with an app and pressed the "submit" button.
Thank you.
I didn't know that.
Mr. Ipponbashi is speaking seriously.
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Jishi! Can I resign?
Resign?
Are you sure you can count on me?
Of course. This is a good election.
Can I count on you?
First of all, here is the first place announcement!
Who will be elected this time?
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