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Are you sure about this, Viva?!
And now, the morning show is about to begin.
I'm the hostess, Erica.
I'm also the younger sister, Miho.
Yes, "fall in love"!
- Oh, it's started! - It's started!
And today, we have a wonderful guest.
We hope you'll enjoy listening to their stories.
Everyone here, Mr. Ogiyehagi, Ms. Okubo, and everyone in Matsukaze.
- Thank you for coming. - Thank you for having us.
Everyone here.
Today, everyone here is looking down and uneasy to hear the guests' stories from afar.
- Well, well... - That's right.
- It depends on the guest, but... - What? Are we a band?
- Are we a band? - Are we a band?
- Yes! - Yes!
- We're a band. - We're a band.
- We hope you'll enjoy listening to their stories. - Yes, we will.
- It's an easy job. - It's an easy job.
- We hope you'll enjoy listening to their stories. - Thank you for having us.
For everyone's sake, we've invited a wonderful guest today.
- Here she is! Please come in! - Who is it?
Nice to meet you. I'm your guest, Yume Kana-chan!
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
And Yume Kana-chan's reliable partner, Mizu Rabiko-san!
- Please come in! - Please come in!
- Thank you!
- Rabiko, you're a bit familiar. - Yes, we're a strange combination.
- Yes, we are. - Yes, we are.
- Her hairstyle is... - Yes!
- It's a bit like Yoshida Eisaku. - It's an early...
- It's an early...
- It's a debut. - It's a debut.
- Is it?
Today's guest is Yume Kana-chan with Rabiko, who performed a unit song and became famous in a concert!
We're going to hear about Yume Kana-chan's life!
What do you think about this, you two with your fancy clothes?
- I didn't look at you at all. - I didn't look at you at all.
- Please come in. - Yume Kana-chan!
- What are you wearing? - Aren't you wearing punk...
- Rock. - Rock music.
It's a summery and cool impression.
It's not cool at all.
- It's cute. The hair is amazing. - It's a little racy.
- It's nice. - It's nice, isn't it?
What do you think of their impressions?
- Impressions? - Impressions?
- What do you think of them?
- Mayume Kana and Rabiko. - Yes.
- I don't have many impressions. - Rabiko has recently appeared.
- That's right. - Who is this person?
- I know many people from Tony Canyon. - That's right.
- But I don't know what they do. - That's right.
- That's right.
- They don't talk. - Tony Canyon?
Well, let's get started.
What do you usually do on your days off, Imekana- chan?
I go shopping a lot.
- Shopping? - Yes.
Where do you go shopping?
- Well, Shinjuku and Shibuya. - Shinjuku and Shibuya.
What do you buy?
- Well, groceries. - Groceries.
- Yes, groceries.
I see. Do you always dress like this?
- Yes, I do. - I see.
- You're staying in town. - Yes, I'm in Shibuya.
- That's great. - Yes.
- How about you, Natsuko-san? - Yes.
I'm locked up in my room by myself and I'm...
- What? - What did you say?
- I can't hear you. - Speak up.
- You're not used to it, are you? - Speak up.
- Your mouth is too small. - Speak up.
- You're alone. - Yes.
- You're alone and you're busy. - That's right.
- You're locked up. - I'm locked up.
- You're locked up. - I'm locked up in my room.
- You're locked up. - Yes.
- What do you watch? - What?
- You must watch something, right? - No.
- What? - Movies.
- Movies? - Yes.
- Which erotic movies do you watch? - No.
- Which erotic movies do you watch? - Hong Kong movies.
- Which erotic movies do you watch? - Jackie Chan and so on.
- Are you watching something because of Jackie Chan? - No, no.
- Is that your hobby? - I think I can be cheerful and energetic.
- Are you divorced? - Yes, I'm divorced.
- You're divorced. - Yes, I'm divorced.
- Are you divorced? - Yes, I'm divorced.
- I see. - I see.
- Who are you and what do you do for a living? - I'm a queen.
- You're a queen. - Yes, I am.
- You're popular all over the world. - Yes, I am.
- What kind of music do you like? - "I was born to love you."
- Can you sing it for us?
- "I was born to love you." - What a lovely voice!
- What about you, Hajirabi? - I'd like to sing a song by Takada Wataru.
- Who is he? - He's a folk singer.
- Do you know who Takada Wataru is? - No, I don't know.
- Can you sing for us?
- "I don't want to wake up for a while. I don't want to wake up within a year." - What is he singing?
- "I don't want to wake up for a while." - What is he singing?
- It's like "Sengoku no Kao". - Inekami-chan, did you do anything special this summer?
- Well, I have something I want to do. - Something you want to do?
- I'd like to go to the sea. - To the sea?
- Which sea would you like to go to? - Shonan, for example.
- It suits you. - It suits you. - Thank you. - It doesn't suit me.
- Don't you want to eat something summery? - It's not like I'm in a mood for it.
- I'd like to eat shaved ice. - That's nice.
- What flavour of shaved ice do you like? - I like blackberry matcha.
- Blackberry matcha. It's delicious, isn't it? - It's delicious, isn't it?
- Nobiko, what about you? - I'd like to eat cold barley in summer.
- No, we're talking about shaved ice right now. - Oh, shaved ice.
- What flavour of shaved ice do you like? - What flavour of shaved ice do you like?
- Condensed milk, milk and strawberries. - Huh?
- Condensed milk and strawberries are sprinkled like this. - They're sprinkled like this.
- That's disgusting. - That's disgusting.
- Condensed milk, I don't like it. - I don't like it.
- That's disgusting. - That's disgusting.
- Is that so? - Do you have a name for yourself?
- My name is Keizokuwa Chikaranari. - Keizokuwa Chikaranari.
- That's a good name. - Is that so?
- Don't say that. - Don't say that.
- What does it mean? - It means "loyalty".
- Loyalty? - Loyalty.
- I want to be loyal to myself. - Loyalty.
- Did you get divorced because you were loyal to yourself?
- You shouldn't say things like that. - You shouldn't say things like that.
- What does it mean? - What does it mean?
- How is it? Has the apartment sold well?
- It hasn't sold well. - It hasn't sold well.
- That's not true. I heard that it's about to sell. - That's right.
- I heard that it's about to sell for 56 million yen. - Why are you making it realistic?
- 56 million yen. - 56 million yen.
- Well... - Well...
- I haven't paid my loan yet. - Oh, you haven't paid it yet.
- If I had it, it would have sold. - If you had it, it would have sold.
- Is it about to sell? - It's about to sell.
- That's good. It's a Musashiko-style apartment.
- It's sweet. - It's good.
- It's good.
- All you have to do is pay your loan. - It's good.
- It's tough. I haven't paid my loan recently. - That's right.
- I wonder about it.
- Well, you will sing a song for us today. - A song?
- Is that so?
- Are you going to sing? - Yes, I am.
- So, could you get ready? - Yes, please.
- Please get ready. - Yes, please.
- It's a unique tune, isn't it? - It's unique, isn't it?
- It's like...
- It doesn't have a name, does it?
- It's like... - It's like...
- It was Yume Kana-chan, wasn't it? - Yes.
- The response was... - Yes.
- The talk was also very exciting... - It wasn't exciting, but...
- It was exciting, wasn't it? - It was exciting, wasn't it?
- It seems like you're ready!
- Then, let's have you sing!
- Today's guest is Yume Kana-chan...
- "x-japan lasty nail".
x-japan lasty nail
Thank you very much! Today's guest was Yumekana- chan!
What a band!
Ogre and Tap
"Ogre and Tap" is a new band.
It's a good arrangement.
It's interesting.
I think Ogre made you cry a little.
Did I?
I didn't cry a little, but I thought it was amazing.
Ogre was trying to keep up with the rhythm with his feet.
Thank you. I was unconscious.
I didn't mean to do it.
Maybe it's because I'm poor.
Let's bring in the next guest!
The next guest is...
Yume Kana!
Nice to meet you.
I'm Yume Kana.
What's going on?
Have a seat, please.
She's here again.
She's here for the second time.
Nice to meet you.
Did you think Yume Kana would come?
No, I didn't.
Let me ask you some questions.
I'd like to know your hobbies.
For me, I like drawing.
Are you good at drawing?
Is there any specific drawing style?
It's my imagination.
It's not fixed.
Wonderful.
It's just one of my hobbies.
You have many hobbies.
How much have you drawn so far?
I've drawn 24 points now.
- Oh, is it this year? - Yes, it is this year.
- Oh, I see. - It's written there.
- That's a lot of instructions. - Yes, it is.
- By the way, what is your hobby? - Oh, my hobby is...
driving a car or fixing a car or something like that.
- A car... - A car...
According to the car information,
I heard that Burned Empera Princess is riding a huge British car.
- Burned Empera Princess? - Yes, that's it.
- The one you were riding, right? - Yes, that's it.
- I heard that this car doesn't even work with air conditioner. - It doesn't have air conditioner.
- It doesn't? How much did you pay for it? - About 1.7 million yen.
- 1.7 million yen. How expensive is 1.7 million yen for a car like this?
Well, it's just an old car.
So you bought an ordinary old car.
It costs a lot of maintenance costs.
Maintenance costs...
It's quite expensive.
Why are you whispering?
Oh, it's nothing. It's nothing.
It's nothing?
Please say it properly.
No, no, it costs a lot of maintenance costs.
Did you say that in a low voice?
That's weird.
Yumekana-chan, how are you getting along with your friends recently?
Oh, that's right.
I'd like to expand the circle from now on.
Well, my local friends are the main ones.
Oh, your local friends are the main ones.
Yes, that's right.
That's right.
Are you getting along well with them?
Yes, we're getting along well.
Is that so?
That's right.
What kind of company do you work for?
In the company, I get along well with my colleagues.
Do you get along well with your colleagues?
Yes.
Did you know that girls hate you because you eat a lot of senbei in the company in the afternoon?
What kind of senbei do you like?
There are various kinds of senbei.
Do you buy senbei?
Senbei.
Do you eat senbei in the middle of the night?
Sometimes.
Sometimes?
Is that so?
I'd like you to tell me how you overcome summer fatigue.
I overcome summer fatigue by singing.
Is that so?
By the way, what about you, Rabiko?
I eat spicy food and sweat a little to recover from summer fatigue.
That's not true, is it?
No, it's not.
It's not, is it?
No, it's not.
How do you overcome summer fatigue?
Don't you say that?
What do you say?
Don't you say that?
I don't say that.
You don't say that, do you?
I don't say that.
You were touched by Okama Bar yesterday, too.
I heard you talking about it.
Were you excited about it?
I was surprised that men like me very much.
You have many types of men.
I'm not saying that I'm not.
You're not saying that you're not?
I'm not saying that I'm not.
You've been posting it on your profile, haven't you?
Ok, let's have you sing again this time.
Please sing again.
Ok, let's have you sing again this time.
Are you ready?
She's got a lot of talk.
Okubo-san, how many times have you been hugged recently?
Have I been hugged?
You have, haven't you?
Yes, you have.
Just about two years ago.
Are you ready?
Yes, we are.
Then let's have you sing!
Today's guest is Uekana-chan and Shouya's "Limit Lovers".
Limit Lovers
I want to chase something that keeps me busy in my heart
I believe in the ups and downs
I want to see a dream that disappears in my embracing heart
It's in a sunny way
If I could ask for it
I wish my blue eyes could show me the distance
But I won't do it
More than an angel, more than a devil
I want a love that can be stimulated
More than yesterday, more than tomorrow
I want a now where sparks fly
Back to the past
Thank you very much. Today's guest was Yumekara- chan!
How did you like it, Kawasaki-san?
I thought it was a fun unit.
Ogi-san, why don't you give us a little kiss?
Is that so?
I guess I'm unconsciously doing it.
It's a good song. It's nostalgic.
I was headbanging.
You were?
I felt like I was playing.
You were?
I thought the top was amazing.
I thought you were improving.
Now, let's bring in the next guest!
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Now, let's bring in the next guest!
The next guest is Yumekara-chan!
Thank you for coming! Please have a seat.
You don't have to rearrange it.
You didn't think it was the third time, did you?
I'd like to know.
Okubo-san, did you read it?
I can't read it, so I was wondering how many more times you'd do it.
You should have said it first.
That's right.
Those who get excited get excited, too.
Now, let's hear what you have to say.
Yumekara-chan, you mentioned local friends earlier.
Among the mascots, do you have any good friends?
That's something you can't say on TV.
There are various conditions you can't say.
But we'd like you to sing it now.
It's not exciting, is it?
It's not exciting at all.
Well, please get ready.
Well, today's guest is Yumekara-chan and Andris Armstrong.
She's pretty, isn't she? She's a good woman, isn't she?
Look at her, she's always smiling.
Kindness has a difference, isn't a man a liar?
Look at her, she's always smiling.
Tears are too much.
No, my feelings are dirty.
I want you to like me.
Take off your sunglasses.
You're so innocent that you're out of breath.
Why are you so weak against him?
Even if betrayal doesn't heal and you beg for mercy...
...you'll be stabbed in the back and twisted.
Today's guest is Yumekana-chan!
Thank you very much!
Let's call out today's guest!
Today's guest is Yumekana-chan!
That's enough!
It'll last forever!
Stop it!
That's enough!
Stop it!
It'll last forever!
It's the same!
I think we should stop here.
Let's stop.
I think we should stop here.
That's enough.
I'm tired of this.
It's not funny at all.
The talk corner is not funny at all.
You're answering about normal things.
I'm not saying weird things.
I don't know why I'm being watched all the time.
Are you surprised that we stopped you?
No way.
I think we've done enough.
No way.
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You guys are doing disgraceful things!
You're playing against a masked woman!
You guys are playing a salty game!
It's not a fighting game!
Right?
Okay, go ahead.
Go ahead.
Yes!
I'm going to win!
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Don't bother me!
Who's there?!
You're in trouble today!
Who's there?
It's "that" Platinum!
"That"?
Platinum? It's the famous company in Gravure!
What should we do if we win?!
Think of a five-minute plan for us!
In this show!
In this show?!
If we win, could you get us a couple of Platinum's sales?
Platinum's sales?
Next week...
The Rimpon sisters, aiming to be the best table tennis players in the idol world,
clash with the big entertainment agency, Platinum Corps!
This is going to be a good match!
Stop with the erotic talk!
It's not erotic talk!
Erotic talk?
Let's see what happens!
If you're going to make me happy, make me happy!