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Gattu Gaito, bingo!
"Wadakamari" is full in our stomachs.
Doesn't singing refresh you?
"Wadakamari" duet singing battle!
Now, the "Wadakamari" duet singing battle has begun.
What is this segment about?
"Wadakamari" is about two people who have "Wadakamari" in their stomachs, singing "Wadakamari" out loud.
Not only do you release stress, but you also improve your relationship with each other.
This is a wonderful segment.
How about you two? Do you have "Wadakamari"?
"Wadakamari" is...
I had it in my pocket for a while...
It's up to you.
I had it in my pocket for a while, but it's up to you now.
There are many things that can't be helped when you're working.
Now, everyone who has "Wadakamari" in their stomachs is here with us.
Let's take a look at them.
These are the people.
Ah, this is it!
This is a little...
This is a little serious.
If it's serious, I don't like it.
It happens every time, doesn't it?
Yes, yes.
It happens every time.
I don't like it.
Ah, I can't do it. I'm putting my hand out.
I can't do it. I'm putting my hand out.
Not yet. Not yet.
Please stop.
I'm not doing it yet.
Kurosawa who is talkative and talks a lot but doesn't like it and Kurosawa who doesn't like it...
Are they...
A perfect match?!
First of all, from today's dressing room...
I heard you went to a convenience store but...
I don't know if you're talking about yourself or people around you but...
When you go to a convenience store you buy a lot of unnecessary things.
No one asked you about that.
I'm saying this because I want the dressing room to be brighter.
Is it wrong?!
It's wrong! No one asked you about it.
I asked you! You're the only one who didn't ask me!
I didn't ask you!
Huh?!
No one asked you!
You're talking like that because you want everyone to pay attention to you.
It's wrong! Why should I talk like that because I want everyone to pay attention to me?!
You wanted everyone to pay attention to you, didn't you?
It's because you don't get along with me.
Peppers are good for you, right?
It's wrong!
It is!
I love peppers!
It's disgusting!
Why?!
You put a lot of it in your lunchbox and...
Look at me!
Look! Look!
She's paying attention!
You're paying attention!
You're talking like that because you want everyone to pay attention to you.
Who asked you about it?!
I don't know!
Don't say such things!
You're talking like that because you want everyone to pay attention to you.
You love it, don't you?!
You're paying attention!
You're paying attention to me and you can't help it!
You're paying attention!
You know, when you're talking in the recording...
you slip every time.
You slip every time.
You're saying it a lot.
The air gets cold.
If you slip, you can cut it out, can't you?!
That's what the staff are saying!
That's not true!
Who said that?!
Everyone's saying it!
When you, Kurosawa, talk, editing is such a pain in the ass!
What do you mean "pain in the ass"?
You haven't been told that before, have you?
That's how much you edit for me!
You can't say it, can you?!
You're not the only one thinking about it!
I'm not thinking about it! I actually heard it!
About what?!
Yoshizawa is funny, but when you talk, it's such a pain in the ass!
Yoshizawa is funny?!
You're not saying it's funny!
You're so funny!
Hey, you! I'm telling you that!
It seems like you're going to study abroad in Thailand next month,
but you haven't taken off your mask for three months!
What are you doing?!
I'm not taking it off!
Hey, you're not performing!
What will you do when you come back?
Hey, you!
What's going on?!
Hey, you!
What's going on?!
What will you do when you come back?!
What will you do?!
Do you know how much I'm going to party in a concert?!
Wow, you're going to party!
What if I do?
I'll kill you just by hearing you sing, monster!
What?!
Will you ever kill me with a song?!
I'll take all of your previous songs in three months without you!
There's no way I'm going to kill you with a song!
I don't want to hear that from someone who's been wandering around Thailand for three months!
What?! Are you talking to me properly?!
Remember what you said when you came back!
What?!
What will you do?!
Show me how much you've grown in Thailand!
Show me!
Then show me how much you've changed!
Of course!
If you had three months, I'd have caught up with you already!
Huh?!
I can't let you act like a senior forever!
How old are you?
I'm 28.
I'm 25.
You're still a kid!
Even though you're a kid, you talk like you're a grownup!
It's because you're annoying!
Huh?!
I've had my hair done three times!
You're still so young!
You are still young!
Huh?!
How long have you been acting?
Ten years!
You're 25 years old!
You know what I mean?
You're 10 years older than me.
You know what I mean?
You talk differently when you're talking to someone who's twice as energetic as you.
Then tell me something.
If you're 10 years older than me, tell me something.
Of course I'll tell you something!
You know, you've been talking from up there for a while now,
but if you're 10 years older than me, you have to use honorifics!
Huh?!
You know what this project is about, don't you?!
It's a fight!
Age doesn't matter!
Huh?!
You don't know what this project is about!
That's why you talk and slip!
See, you lost!
I didn't lose!
I didn't lose! I'm 25 years old!
You know, we're talking about history and stuff,
but there's a saying that people interact with each other out of courtesy.
I know that!
I don't want someone who doesn't know how to use honorifics to touch me!
Anna, I'm not just a guest.
What?
Even if a guest is a guest, she's just a guest,
but I'm a guest who knows common sense.
That's why I'm being played as a guest!
Even if you know common sense,
it's not convincing even if you say it with such a saké-like voice!
I'm 25 years old!
I don't want you to drink it, you know?
Saké-like?
It's not saké-like!
But you drank it yesterday at the restaurant!
I didn't drink it! I've been quiet lately!
Do you have a boyfriend?
Yes, I do!
I have about ten boyfriends!
There are a lot of men!
What?
Which one?
She's just dressed up as a guest.
You're actually a Beverly, aren't you?
You're actually about to pee, aren't you?
You've been using honorifics for a while now!
No, I haven't!
What?
No, I haven't!
What?
No, I haven't!
What is it?
What's wrong with you?
You look good in those glasses!
Excuse me!
What?
I think you're slippery today, too.
I'm slippery today, too?
You're slippery, too?
I can see it from your shoulders.
You're always slippery!
I'm not slippery!
You're not slippery!
I'm not slippery!
Everyone's looking forward to it!
It's cold and slippery!
It's not cold!
It's cold!
You're the one who's cold!
Where is it?
It's hot and painful!
You know, right?
Why?
Mr. Crosser is slippery.
You're slippy!
I didn't know you were like that!
You're a liar!
I didn't know Mr. Crosser would be a slick character like you!
You're slippery!
I'm not!
You're slippery!
You're slippery with all those loud voices!
You're not!
Right!
You're not!
You know that I have good timing, right?
I'm watching it calmly.
Let's do it again.
Are you ready?
Did you release it?
It's hard to raise the tension.
It's impossible, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Can you sing with me?
Let's make up with singing.
Let's sing together.
Yoshizawa Gis, Yukito, Kurosawa Mirei.
The song is "Sumeruwa".
Please come in.
Thank you for watching.
Can they make up in a duet? Yoshizawa Gesse and Kurosawa Mirei in "Sumeruwa".
Yoshizawa Gesse and Kurosawa Mirei in "Sumeruwa".
I slip, I slip again and again
Until the day I can use it for broadcast
I see.
How about you, Arakamori?
When I sang for a while, I got forgiveness.
You got forgiveness?
You're good at singing.
Even though I'm a junior, there are some parts I'm good at, so I'm proud of it.
Do you think you're a junior that much?
Shut up, you.
It felt like my stomach melted for a moment.
How about you, Kurosawa-san?
I felt like I was too ahead of myself.
I thought, "She doesn't know."
How about you, Uta-demo?
I'm bad at it. I don't know how to do it.
How do you know?
We couldn't do it together.
I see.
How about you, Kurosawa-san?
That's what I'm saying, but I don't think you're good at it either.
I'm not good at it.
Huh?
I don't know.
That's cool.
What's with that way of speaking?
I'm not good at it.
Next up is this couple!
I see, I see.
Well, I guess you could say that.
They're both rich.
I see, I see.
Celebrities.
They're both rich.
Celebrities aren't enough.
I guess you could say that.
They're about the same amount of money.
I see, I see.
It's like they're both real celebrities.
You don't have to be so cool about it.
Why are you looking straight at me?
Next, Asuka Kirara and Mita Fujin.
What do you two think about each other?
Gaun!
You know...
You're just like me.
That's bad manners.
Wait, wait.
Those pants are bad manners, you know?
You're just like me.
You guys seem to like celebrities as well.
But first, could you tell me what your background is like?
What is it?
It's not undone.
It's ugly.
The way you sit is weird.
Please sit normally.
My family background is not so bad.
I don't need to tell you.
I have money and I use it freely.
What's wrong with it?
You earned it yourself, didn't you?
There are many kinds of celebrities.
But I think your family background is important.
That's right.
But I don't think I'm a celebrity.
You seem to be particular about being a celebrity.
I can't help it.
I've been told on this show that I've been living normally for 26 years.
But I still want to be a celebrity.
Wonderful.
But honey, in the end, it's your father's money, isn't it?
Yes, that's right.
With the money you earned, you're already old.
And with the money you earned...
She's cute.
She's funny at that timing.
Then let's change the topic.
Please don't change it.
I won't let you change it.
I'll let you change it.
I won't let you change it.
I'll let you change it.
I won't let you change it.
I'll let you change it.
I won't let you change it.
What are you doing?
You two are rude, aren't you?
What?
When I'm with you, we're rude.
Why are you fighting now?!
I'm asking you!
What about me is rude?
You like brands, don't you?
Yes, yes. I'm also "me too" but...
Yes, yes.
All of your fashion choices are vulgar, aren't they?
Even though it's such a rare brand product.
I think it's better than clothes like your ethnic costumes.
Oh, you know it well, don't you?
That's Dolce & Gabbana's new work of this year.
Oh, I see.
What? What?
"Harpy and Butina"?
I forgot. I forgot.
You're useless. You're really useless.
You're wrong, right? You're useless. You're really useless.
She's smart. She's amazing. She's no good.
She's not saying anything.
Fight me. Fight me.
She's not angry anymore. She's not angry anymore.
You said you had 600 million yen.
Yes.
You have 600 million yen. Why is your hair so bald?
It's because of the show.
Who's a celebrity?
I'm a celebrity. I'm a real celebrity.
You're a celebrity, dad. I'm a celebrity.
What's wrong with you?
I'm a celebrity. I'm a celebrity.
Don't say "celebrity" ever again.
You're a celebrity, dad. I'm a celebrity.
You're a ride. I'm a celebrity.
Your date hasn't started yet.
I'm telling you from now on.
You're useless. You're really useless.
You're really useless. You're really useless.
Are you spending a lot of money?
I have money.
I give everyone surprises and presents.
I give my little brother 1 million yen.
I'm just pretending to be your little brother.
I learned it.
If you say it...
Go, uncle!
Go, uncle! Go, go!
Go, go, go!
Go, go, uncle! Go, go, uncle!
Go, go, go!
He's really good at making lines.
He's also good at laughing at openings.
- Oh, you're so talented. - I'm exhausted because of you.
- Exhausted? - I'm exhausted, too.
- Are you ready? - Yes, I'm ready for this useless battle.
- Please do something about it. - Please sing for us.
Okay, let's hear you sing.
The song "Three Billion Yen Celebrity" by Asuka Kirara and Mita Fujin.
Please turn up the music.
Now, let's sing this song and refresh each other.
Asuka Kirara and Mita Fujin sing "Three Billion Yen Celebrity".
I'm not saying you're stupid.
But you're being cheeky, aren't you?
It's a pity you don't know who the real celebrity is.
I'll give you about three million yen for lunch.
I don't like your attitude of opening up.
Give me about three hundred thousand yen in cash.
I won't forgive you for apologizing with both hands.
What a nice combination.
You two look good together.
How was your date?
It was refreshing.
Refreshing. How about you?
Me too.
So, next time...
Lunch?
No, thanks.
You're being too nice.
No, I'm not.
You two look good together.
What a nice combination.
"DAT NIGHT FEVER" is brought to you by vmm.com.
Last but not least, Subu and Fujiwara, who are often called "ugly" these days.
What happened between them?
Gun!
You!
Don't call customers at work using the names of the mascots' members!
Shut up! I'm not calling!
Let the mascots' members come to work first and you're getting an autograph!
I'm not letting you come!
What is "work"?
This guy works at a place called "steakhouse".
"Steakhouse"!
Do you work at a steakhouse?
It suits you!
You chose it, didn't you?
I heard you use the name "soup" when you work at a steakhouse.
I don't like it!
Don't use the mascots' names without permission!
I can use what I can use!
Don't say you can use it like that!
Shut up, ugly!
I don't want you to call me ugly!
Ugly!
Shut up, ugly!
Ugly!
Shut up, ugly!
She said "ugly".
You say "mascots" all the time, but you're usually ugly, too!
What kind of mascot do you think it is?
I think it's a cute mascot!
Did you hear that?
Oh, I see.
I'm sorry, but I don't think Fujiwara-san is a cute mascot.
The members are saying that, too.
I think you have calm eyes.
What kind of mascot do you think it is?
I'll tell you.
You're ugly!
Your ugly senior is telling you.
Shouldn't you start accepting it, too?
I see.
You haven't accepted it, either!
I'll say it quietly.
I think Fujiwara-san is ugly.
I'm not ugly.
That's my heart.
Do you have that kind of heart?
I'm sorry, but I think Fujiwara-san is ugly.
You got three votes.
You're ugly.
I think it's easier to accept it.
It's easier for you.
Come here!
It's easier for you, isn't it?
Your senior is telling you.
"Mascot Night Fever" was brought to you by desf.com!
You're ugly!
Let's have you sing.
Fujiwara, Akino and Subu.
The song is "Poor Fujiwara".
Let's hear it!
Let's sing it and make up with these two.
"Poor Fujiwara" by SUBOO and FUJIWARA.
Poor Fujiwara
You're always wearing the same clothes
But that doesn't matter, does it?
Poor Fujiwara
You're a bit of an ugly woman
But I'll give you back your clothes
Poor Fujiwara
Please flush the toilet poop
Poor Fujiwara
Champagne King Asuka released a new song.
The song is...
MC KAN, a manly rapper.
"Champagne King" is about champagne.
It's a song that makes you feel like you're partying.
Asuka's silly private life has become a serious rap.
Champagne King is participating in the "pero pero" festival on the 19th.
Let's "dodosco fever" together!