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MACCA TORANTA
Good evening. I'm Kayoko Okubo.
I'm Ken Ihagi.
"MACCA TORANTA" started this morning.
We will discuss various kinds of idiots and their problems with them.
Let's talk about how Japan should be in the future.
Let's get started.
"What to do? What to do?" "Future of Japan"
First of all, let me introduce you, fools.
First of all, speaking of fools, it's familiar.
In the laboratory of the International Fool Research Institute,
Dr. Napoleon Fool, who has been painting for many years.
For 30 years without moving,
as a human observation professional,
I am Dr. Ojizo Danmarisu.
"Always the sun on forehead" slogan, sunglasses on forehead,
Dr. Appare Paruko, who argues that we can't incorporate solar energy into the human body.
Dr. Nurikko Hatchomiso, professor of Bontage Department of Aichi University of Quebec.
As a representative of Fukui Branch of the Japan Ohio Association, he stands on his own on 365 days, without missing a day, and guides the way on his own.
Mr. Mappo of Poli.
Mr. Ooyama Perori, who is the chief judge of the Pero Pero Law, who continues to study whether you can beat your opponent with your tongue, not with your hands or feet.
Professor Kinobori of Shizuoka Kottori University, Professor Chorohiko Suppa.
And as you know, Mr. Soichiro Ogi.
Tonight, again, we will have a thorough discussion about topics of interest in the world.
Well, it's been happening a lot lately.
I'd like to discuss the topic of blood ties.
Yes, yes.
Yes.
Blood ties have been a problem lately.
That's right.
Well, I also had a blood tie the other day.
Oh, really?
Yes.
What was the situation like?
I was sitting alone.
The train was in pretty bad condition.
And I was touching my phone all the time.
And you know the silver stick at the end of me?
The silver stick?
Yes, the silver stick.
What was it made of?
It was made of iron.
Iron.
Yes, it was made of iron.
And it hit me on the side of my shoulder.
But I was wondering if I was going to get off, so I was touching my phone.
And suddenly, something hit me on the shoulder.
But for the first time, I was wondering if something had hit me by chance.
But for the second time, it pushed me pretty hard.
I thought it wasn't normal.
And when I looked sideways, it jumped out of my pants.
What did it do?
Well...
Dirt...
Dirt... Dirt came out of it.
It came out of it. Dirt came out of it.
Live... Live...
Live dirt.
Dirt came out of it.
Live, live, live.
It's live.
Live dirt was pushed out of it.
Yes.
At the rough part of it.
Right.
I've never had a blood transfusion, but I don't think it's good.
After all, I wonder why women do things that they don't like.
It's not attractive and you can't get in a taxi, can you?
I can't get in a taxi.
Do you get in a taxi?
I only get in a taxi.
That's why.
It doesn't suit you.
It doesn't suit me?
I've never had a full electric car, so I don't know.
You've never gotten in a full electric car?
I haven't.
You usually get on an electric car, don't you?
Yes.
Is it PASMO?
It's SUICA.
For example, there are many men who have recently run away and been pulled over even though they haven't done it yet.
I don't think many people are being pulled over, but in the first place, I don't want people who are moving by taxi without taking the train to talk about time.
Please believe me that there is no real experience.
I will say that.
You just said it.
That's all.
I think that's all.
It's strange that it hasn't been transmitted yet.
You say "pulled over" and "pulled over" again and again, but if you haven't run away and been pulled over even though you haven't done it yet, your life will be dark.
That's right.
But recently, while being pulled over...
That's right.
What is this?
Crime.
Or the other way around.
It's not a crime.
It doesn't mean it's not a crime.
Rabbit...
Rabbit crime.
Oh, that's right.
Rabbit crime.
It's a rabbit topic.
Rabbit crime.
It's a crime of fate.
Crime of fate.
Police said crime of genius, you know the meaning, right?
I know it.
What do you mean?
You are doing it but you don't do it, right?
Can't I?
Do you mean this?
You can.
But you only do it, right?
In reality you only do it, right?
Do you say like this?
In your mind?
I'm doing it but I'm not doing it
Which one is it?
I'm doing it but I'm not doing it
I'm not doing it but I'm doing it
Is there anyone who says that?
>> You say you didn't do it, but you do it.
You say you didn't do it, but you do it?
>> You say you didn't do it, but you do it.
I've never heard of it.
>> Say you didn't do it!
Say you did it?
>> Yes, I say I did it.
Don't say you didn't do it.
Everyone has different definitions of this.
How can it be resolved?
In order for this kind of manslaughter not to happen,
For example, what we should do.
How about wearing a lot of underwear?
What do you mean?
It's thick and...
Oh, it's not a butt!
Huh?
Let me take it off.
Oh, there's more!
Huh?
It makes you panic.
How about it?
You're already taking it off, aren't you?
It's so dirty.
If it's like that, you'll be depressed, won't you?
But I'm wearing a lot of underwear, so it's not a butt.
It's not a butt?
It's not a butt, even if it's turned upside down.
I don't know what's really going on.
I only know what people don't know.
How can you know what's really going on?
Shouldn't you know what's really going on?
You don't know what people feel, do you?
That's what you're saying.
Security cameras must be installed in all vehicles.
I see.
Well, that's one way of doing it.
You're getting used to it now, aren't you?
I think it's a little dirty for me to say "evidence, evidence" right away like that.
I see.
You don't believe in people, do you?
I want you to believe in people more straightforwardly.
What should you believe in before you get on the train?
That's...
Believe in yourself first!
Even if you believe in yourself, you can't suppress your intuition, can you?
So it's not good for one person to make up their mind like that, is it?
I see.
One person should believe in themselves first.
Believe in themselves.
Yes.
I'm touching you now, aren't I?
Yes.
From behind.
But if I say I'm not touching you, is that okay?
Yes, that's right. It's my fault.
I'd rather be touched by you than by Mr. Yahgi.
Why is that?
Because you're my type.
It's simple, isn't it?
It's simple and you're his type.
That's right.
You're his type, not his type.
I'd rather be touched by you than by Mr. Yahgi.
Mr. Yahgi isn't here right now.
If you say that, I'll feel bad, too.
Mr. Yahgi is good, but Mr. Kikukawa is better.
Mr. Kikukawa is good, isn't he?
What about you, Ms. Perori?
I'd rather be touched by you than by Mr. Yahgi.
It's hard to make a conclusion.
It's hard to make a conclusion, but let's move on.
The next topic is "Nose in your hometown".
This is also a hot topic.
Let's discuss about it.
Nose in your hometown is called "otoku", isn't it?
Does anyone say "kiteru"?
Actually, some people say "kiteru".
I think it was in the news recently.
After saying that "nose in your hometown" is not good,
the level of products provided to us is decreasing.
That's why we stopped.
So, it's different from before, isn't it?
It's completely different.
We can't get good meat.
The size of the bottle of alcohol is getting smaller and smaller.
I see.
I think it shouldn't be like this.
It's not something we can get.
I think we were attracted to it at first.
I see.
Do you know what "nose in your hometown" is?
It's like a delicious food in your hometown.
It's like "bussan".
It's like a "bussan store".
You often do it in the basement of a department store, don't you?
Do you recommend a "bussan store"?
That's "bussan".
"Nose in your hometown".
That's "bussan store".
What is "nose in your hometown"?
It's "bussan store".
What is "nose in your hometown"?
It's a soft serve ice cream we got from cows in agriculture.
A soft serve ice cream you got from cows.
What is a soft serve ice cream you got from cows?
We often eat a soft serve ice cream we got from cows in "bussan store" in Hokkaido.
That's "nose in your hometown".
Could you explain about "nose in your hometown"?
"Nose in your hometown".
I would like to give a small amount of money to the people who work there with gratitude and gratitude.
"Give"?
From your allowance?
Then, I received a small amount of gratitude from them.
It's a win-win relationship.
"Nose in your hometown" is like that.
What about you?
Taxes? I think it's expensive in Japan.
I see. It's expensive in Japan.
Yes. But for a while, I used to buy a red-letter company.
Red-letter company?
I used to buy a red-letter company.
I used to buy a red-letter company there.
But it's still expensive.
In Singapore, it's only a few tens of thousands of dollars.
Well, that's like a pension or something like that.
So I've never thought of starting my own company there.
In Singapore?
Yes, I started my own company in Singapore.
And I'm going to work in Japan for a while.
You're taking measures against tax evasion.
Yes, yes.
Are you taxed?
I'm taxed.
Is it the first time you've heard of it?
I'm taxed.
Are you taxed?
Taxes? You mean I pay taxes, right?
Yes.
How much do you pay?
Well, it depends on the product, but...
Product tax?
Do you pay product tax?
Yes, I do.
Well, I don't know if people in your hometown are in favor of or against tax evasion.
There have been some problems, haven't there?
People in your hometown have been taxed.
Well, I've heard that they send a lot of meat.
They can't fit it all in the refrigerator.
I think it's threatening their daily meals.
They can't fit it all in the refrigerator and it rots.
Speaking of such problems...
Yes.
Do you have any problems in your hometown?
Well, my hometown is Fukui Prefecture.
Young people from my hometown, my hometown, my local area, Fukui Prefecture and other parts of Tokyo
come to my hometown more and more.
Do you have any problems in your hometown?
Have you ever been taxed in your life?
Yes, I have.
Really?
How much do you get monthly?
I got 200,000 yen.
That's a lot of money.
I get 130,000 to 140,000 yen.
How about this month?
This month, I get 110,000 yen.
That's not much.
I think it's better to get tax from rich people and not from poor people.
But if you get tax from rich people and not from poor people,
I think Japanese individual society will disappear.
I think it's better to get tax from rich people and not from poor people.
What do you think about it?
Why do I have to give my hard-earned money to Fujiwara?
I don't mean me.
I mean I have to give money to poor families and rich families.
What do you think about it?
I'll keep it in my bank account.
Bank account?
What kind of way of saying it is!
Do you think it's your bank account?
No, I don't think it's my bank account.
I'm trying to help rich people like you.
I'm just being nice.
It might be good to be nice.
So you have to thank rich people.
I'll give them thanks of course.
- What do you eat for snacks? - Whenever I'm a little tired and thirsty, I buy something to drink.
- You're tired. - It's funny.
- But it might make you happy.
- If we have more kindness like that in Japan. - That's right.
- It might be a good trend. - Yes.
- How about making a rule that we all have to save 500 yen bills? - Oh!
- 500 yen bill saving. - Everyone.
- That's right. - 500 yen bill saving is about this much.
- If you save it, it will be about 150,000 yen. - That much?
- That's right. - Yes.
- So, if you don't have much money or you have money, you can save 500 yen bill.
- If you save it, you can use it for yourself or for someone else.
- You can decide and do good things with it. - Yes.
- But I don't like to pay the same 500 yen bill with different income.
- It's hard. - It's hard.
- Don't you have a 500 yen bill in your wallet?
- It's not that I don't have it. Basically, I don't have it.
- What are you talking about?
- "Dark Night Fever" is brought to you by bsm.com.
- You can get a lot of it every year.
- Next, I'd like you to talk about the recent trend of sumo wrestling.
- It's getting popular, isn't it? - Why do you think it's getting popular?
- Why? - Sumo wrestling.
- It's a trend of fat men.
- It's a trend. - Yes, it is.
- But there are women who follow that trend. - Yes.
There are also character elements.
I think it's cute.
- Because it's cute. - I like fat men now.
It's a cultural game in Japan.
- It's a game. - Yes.
I think it's a game that we have to cherish and support.
- It's like a game. - It's like a game.
Even though sumo is a national sport in Japan, why do foreigners participate in it?
- I see. - I see.
Do foreigners participate because they like Japanese culture?
We don't participate without permission. We get permission and participate.
- That's right. - We get permission and participate.
- We get permission. - Yes.
- Do foreigners give you a "ticket"? - They don't say "ticket".
- They don't say "ticket".
- Japanese people are active these days. - Yes.
Also, two of the most powerful people have been elected.
- Two of the most powerful people? - Two of the most powerful people have been elected.
- Who are they? - Who are they?
- Yokozuna? - Yokozuna? - Yes.
- They practice bumping into each other naked. - Bumping into each other?
- Punching each other naked. - Punching each other?
- As a bumping job, I think they are pretty close. - I've heard of it.
- What do you like about Osono? - The sea of things.
- The sea of things? - Yes.
- How far away is it now? - It's a bit closer to Yokozuna, but it's a bit smaller.
- The sea of things? - Yes, the sea of things.
- I don't know if they exist. - I've never heard of it.
- I've never heard of it either. - Do you like it? - Asashoryu.
- Asashoryu? - Yes.
- What about it? - Is it attractive?
- Asashoryu is strong like no one else. - Strong like no one else.
- Where is it now? - It's become a mansion now.
- Asashoryu has become one. - What do you call a room? - Room? Room?
- It's become a mansion now, right? - Room.
- You have a room now, right? - Something like a room.
- You have a room now, don't you? - I live in my own room normally.
- What about Maduri? - Maduri?
- What kind of room is Maduri in? - It's a one room.
- It's a one room.
- Who do you like? - Konishiki.
- Konishiki? - I like Konishiki.
- It's quite old, isn't it? - That's right.
- I used to watch it a lot on educational TV in the past. - It was on?
- Yes. - It's a play style.
- That's right. - Didn't you watch it in suits?
- Of course I watched it. - You watched it in suits?
- Konishiki's style is to display the victory of evil. - The victory of evil.
- Ukulele is popular in Hawaii now, isn't it? - Yes, it is.
- It's popular in Hawaii. - It's attractive.
- What kind of food do you like? - Ukulele is...
- Do you know a person named Kotobuki? - Kotobuki?
- Who came from Hawaii?
- Konishiki? - Konishiki?
- Mappo is from Konishiki.
- Is he from Konitan? - Is he from Konitan?
- Maybe he is from Konitan. - He came from Konistan.
- He is from Konistan. - Huh? Hiroyuki?
- Konishi Hiroyuki. - Konitan.
- Konitan is Hiroyuki?
- Isn't he from Hawaii? - Konitan is Konishi Hiroyuki.
- Konishi Hiroyuki. - What?
- Kinchan band? - Yes, Kinchan band. Drums?
- They play drums. - They play drums?
- What? - I don't know.
- Monsters? - Monsters?
- Monsters are not ukulele? - Are monsters Hiroyuki?
- Monsters are not Hiroyuki? - What is his name?
- Monsters Takashi?
- But he is from Hawaii.
- What about Agnes? - Agnes...
- Dubai? - Dubai?
- Isn't it Myanmar? - What?
- Are you from Myanmar? - Agnes is from Myanmar.
- Taiwan? - Taiwan...
- Where is Rubi Moreno? - What? Saudi Arabia or something like that.
- There are a lot of places like that. - Yeah.
- I don't think everyone knows. - Right?
- Ansar Suchi.
- Ansar Suchi?
- Ansar Suchi. - Ansar Suchi.
- Ansar Suchi is... - Yeah.
- Huh? Is that human?
- I thought it was human.
Professor Nurico's face is already stupid, but he is discussing seriously.
"Muskatz 9" and "Fever" were broadcasted by pmm.com.
You can't raise your hands. You can't raise your hands.
- If it slips, you can cut it. - That's what the staff said.
Next week...
"Muskatz 9" and "Fever" were broadcasted by pmm.com.
Will they make up with a duet?
"Muskatz 9" will be held on August 19th.
"Muskatz" will decide this summer!