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Good evening, I'm Kayoko Okubo.
I'm Ken Ihagi.
"Until Morning, Stupid TV" has begun.
We will discuss various problems of today with various kinds of idiots.
Let's have a thorough discussion about what Japan should be like from now on.
Now, let's begin.
What to do? What will happen? Future of Japan.
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Now, let me introduce you, idiots.
First of all, speaking of idiots, let me introduce you to Dr. Napoleon Idiot, who has been painting in the laboratory of the International Idiot Research Institute for many years.
Dr. Idiot Takari Ginjiro, who has been known as the first person to study flies for 40 years and who often brushes his own hands.
Dr. Parco Appare, who studies whether or not the sun energy can be absorbed into the human body from sunglasses with the slogan "always the sun on the forehead"
Dr. Nuriko Hatchomiso, who is a montage professor of Aichi Dosukebe University.
Dr. William Kozaburo, who is a pharmacist of Kawato University in Hyogo Prefecture.
Dr. Pyonko Deppamura of the East Japan Welcome Research Institute.
Ooyama "Perori" Shihan, who is in charge of tongue-in- tongue martial arts that continues to study whether you can defeat your opponent with your tongue and not with your hands and feet.
And as you know, Mr. Ogi Souichiro.
Tonight, we will seriously discuss the hot topics in the world in the style of fools proud of muskets.
Well, tonight, I would like you to discuss the first theme, the 2020 Tokyo Olympics.
Yes.
The 2020 Tokyo Olympics and many other things have come closer.
It's coming soon.
That's right.
After all, it is a miracle that it is held in Japan every thousand years.
Well, last time it was in the 60s.
Yes, last time it was in the 60s.
Tokyo Olympics.
That's right.
It is a miracle that we are alive in that era, so I would like you to do your best.
It was held 50 years ago.
I see.
So it will be held hundreds of years from now.
No, it was held 50 years ago.
Oh.
It was held about 50 years ago, the Tokyo Olympics.
I want you to do your best.
That's right.
How about you, Ms. Kyoko?
I'm really looking forward to it.
What are you talking about?
I'm looking forward to it.
Do you have any sports or athletes you look forward to in 2020?
Yes.
Tennis...
What?
Tennis...
Muscle...
Tennis...
Rock...
Rock climbing?
Muscle climbing.
Well, you know...
What is it?
For me, since a new competition is starting...
That's right, from the Tokyo Olympics.
Yes, I'm paying a lot of attention to it.
What is it?
Well...
Triathlon.
Why are you interested in triathlon?
Well, people who ride bicycles well...
...can't do much on a daily basis.
Triathlon...
It's a great exercise for daily life.
It's usually getting better.
If you get better, you'll think about riding a bicycle.
What other sports were there for triathlon?
Other...
Triathlon...
Bicycle...
And...
For me...
Fighting with a long sword...
With a sword?
With a sword.
Triathlon...
In the middle of it?
In front of a bicycle or something like that?
Together?
Together...
Are they really thinking about the Olympics?
If you ask me...
For me...
There's a player I'm paying attention to.
Yes?
Mr. Cambridge Yasko.
Oh, wow!
As the same name...
Um...
He's inserting emotions.
How many seconds do you expect?
Eight seconds.
That's fast!
I wonder if it'll come out...
I think there are other 100-meter runners...
Yes.
Like Mr. Haitakari...
Do you know?
He's fast, right?
Yes.
Like MASHU...
MASHU...
What's Mashu?
MASHU...
Oh, MASHU is bad, isn't she?
MASHU...
NAPOLEON funk, do you know what 100-meter runner does?
Yes, I know.
Do you know what 100-meter runner does?
1000 meters...
Calculating it in millimeters, 1,000 millimeters is...
1,000 millimeters is a little too short.
How far can a 100-meter rope run?
How far?
100 meters?
Do you know how many meters a 100-meter rope can run?
It's 100 meters, isn't it?
A 100-meter rope is 100 meters, isn't it?
And in meters?
In meters...
It's 100 meters, isn't it?
That's right.
You can't catch it, can you?
I can't.
Professor Ulrich.
It's quite glossy today, isn't it?
Yes.
Do you have any expectations for the 2020 Tokyo Olympics?
Swimming and such.
Oh, swimming is strong in Japan now.
Yes, that's right.
Which sport?
The sport is...
Men and women mixed.
Men and women mixed?
What kind of sport is it?
Well, anyone can participate in it.
What does it mean?
It's not a rule.
It's not a rule, but...
What does it compete for?
Speed.
Japan is strong in mixed sports.
Yes.
Strong.
What about you? Do you like it?
Well, I like freestyle swimming.
Freestyle swimming.
As the name suggests, you can swim freely, right?
Yes.
It's okay to swim, but...
What do you like to swim freely?
Well...
Butterfly or something like that.
Butterfly?
You like butterflies, don't you?
Yes, I like butterflies.
Not freestyle swimming.
Because it's the most powerful.
Excuse me.
In the first place, is it okay for the Olympics to be held in Japan now?
Oh, is that a sharp opinion?
What do you mean?
Well, it's not okay...
There are various problems, right?
What kind of problems?
Is it okay?
No, it's not that kind of problem.
Is it the Olympics now?
Stop it now.
Well, there are various problems like that.
Please tell me about various problems.
Well...
It will be held in Japan in three years, right?
Yes.
Three years is a short period of time.
Is it okay for it to be held in Japan?
Do you think it's okay for it to be held in Japan?
Well...
For the Tokyo Olympics, kabukko is very popular there.
I bought an apartment near where the Olympics will be held.
Oh...
So you actually bought it?
Yes.
An apartment.
Yes.
Is it really okay?
I really bought it.
Is it getting more popular now?
It's getting more popular.
I'm moving in the next day.
I'm renting it now.
Oh, you're renting it.
You're renting it.
As rent.
So kabukko is getting more popular.
I see.
As the weather gets better.
So you think it's better for it to be held in Japan?
Yes, I think so.
It's getting more popular.
If it's gone, the value will go down, right?
Yes, that's right.
So you're saying it's for your own benefit?
Yes.
Oh, so it's for your own benefit.
That's why you should hold the Olympics.
Is there anyone who opposes the Olympics?
No, I think that people who have money like this are getting rich again.
In addition, the ratio of the accumulated money...
...the ratio of the accumulated money is getting worse.
The ratio of the accumulated money is getting worse?
Do you mean the difference in the balance?
Yes, the difference in balance is even when the masks are put together.
The difference in balance?
Yes.
You are only talking about money, but how much do you get monthly?
I get around 130,000 to 140,000 yen.
She tells me about the real price and the real price.
Even though you're number one on DVD?
Yes, that's right.
Even though we're on the same show, there's still a difference in income.
Did you sign the silver contract for being number one on DVD?
Silver contract?!
I don't know.
It's a natural right.
I've never heard of it.
You don't know what "silver contract" is?
I'll ask you one more time.
How much do you get monthly?
130,000 or 140,000?
Even if you get a little more...
It's not that big of a deal.
How much is your rent income?
Rent income...
In terms of money that comes in every month...
100,000.
It comes in even if you don't do anything about it, right?
Because we buy it.
That's why there's a difference.
I'm against it.
She's against the Olympics.
My personal opinion is that it's too much.
Because of the Olympics, people who make money like that are increasing.
That's right. I don't think it's good.
I think it's rude for people who work out.
Workout...
You're talking like that, but how much will you get this month?
This month...
110,000.
Why? Did you spend about 20,000?
It was a little noisy.
It's a little...
How much is your rent?
Rent is...
About 50,000.
50,000 rent?
But no matter how you calculate it, you can't live without your dad, right?
My dad isn't here.
110,000 this month and 50,000 rent.
Do you know what kind of life I'm living?
What do you eat?
Do you know what kind of life I'm living?
I don't know.
Should I tell you?
What do you eat?
I usually go to a convenience store and buy bread.
Convenience store bread.
Bread.
Do you eat bread?
I like bread.
Bread is good bread.
What kind of bread do you like?
The kind you dip in olive oil.
That's fashionable.
I like the small one, five of them for 100 yen.
There are small croissants and things like that.
What do you eat it with?
It has chocolate in it.
You don't need to eat it with chocolate.
You eat it with olive oil.
And you eat it with miso.
You remember it now, don't you?
If you are against the Olympics, there will be a difference of one minute.
That may be the case.
Let's go to the next one.
The next topic is "moon sign transfer problem".
I would like you to discuss it here.
For me, it is the most important for me to know which one is the moon sign and which one is the lunar sign.
What do you mean?
Is the moon sign going to Toyosu?
It depends on one or the other.
What do you think the moon sign is?
The moon sign is the market, Uo market.
The moon sign is not a place, is it?
Which one is it going to?
Is that the problem now?
Which one do you think is better?
I like the moon sign.
What about the moon sign?
Is it better not to go to Toyosu?
Not Toyosu.
Toyosu is closer to the moon sign.
Toyosu is...
We are not going there, so you should come.
Yes.
Toyosu should come.
Toyosu is also called the moon sign.
Do you want me to call it the moon sign?
Yes.
Isn't Toyosu the moon sign?
Toyosu is the moon sign.
Toyosu is the moon sign, is it not?
No, no. Toyosu is the moon sign.
Isn't it the same?
Toyosu is the moon sign.
Toryosu is the moon sign, isn't it?
Training center
Is it the same as Toyosu?
Toyosu is the moon sign.
Which one is it?
I think Toyosu is Tsukiji.
Toyosu is Tsukiji.
Which one is first?
Right now, it's like the eggs or tomatoes are first.
What is Toyosu again?
Toyosu is Tsukiji.
Yes, Toyosu is Tsukiji.
I think Tsukiji is Toyosu.
Tsukiji is Toyosu.
It's the same opinion.
Toyosu is Tsukiji.
Harumi? Which is Harumi?
Harumi is Tsukiji.
Harumi is...
Harumi is Tsukiji.
Tsukiji is Toyosu?
Toyosu.
It's complicated, isn't it? That area of Chile.
Which one is Toyosu?
Toyosu is Tsukiji.
Toyosu is Harumi.
Toyosu is Harumi?
Toyosu is Harumi.
Toyosu is Harumi?
Toyosu is Harumi.
What do you think it is?
What is Harumi?
You don't know Harumi?
Harumi is Tsukiji.
Harumi is Tsukiji?
What is Miyako?
Miyako is Harumi.
Miyako is Harumi?
Toyosu is Harumi?
Toyosu is Harumi.
Miyako is Harumi.
What is Miyako is Harumi?
This is a difficult question.
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Next topic is World Heritage.
We would like you to discuss about it.
Registration is going well now, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
It is increasing in Japan, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
In Japan, World Heritage is...
In Japan, World Heritage is Mt. Fuji.
It is recently registered.
It means we can register, doesn't it?
Yes.
Easily.
It is quite difficult.
It is not like registering on a computer, isn't it?
Like a member registration.
If we can register, I think we should register in many places.
Where do you want to register now?
Do you have any requests?
I want to register in Hachiko.
Hachiko World.
It is famous.
What kind of story was there in Hachiko?
A dog named Kou.
Kou.
A dog named Kou was walking in Hachiko.
A dog named Kou...
Hachiko found a dog named Kou in Shibuya and...
They were apart from each other, but...
They found a dog and...
They turned it into an elephant...
What?
It became an elephant.
It became an elephant?
In the first place, this is about heritage, isn't it?
Heritage...
Which one?
Heritage...
World heritage.
Ah, world heritage.
That's right.
World heritage...
Do you like world heritage?
I like it.
Which world heritage?
There are a lot of them, aren't there?
Like the Ganges river...
The Ganges river...
India's...
Has the world heritage become like that?
Has it become like that?
I want to wash it and remove it.
Remove it?
My body...
Remove your body...
I want to wash off the bad gold from the river and remove it.
The river is amazing, isn't it?
Is gold amazing?
It's dirty.
We'll beat you up if you go in there.
But they told me I should definitely go in.
Is that what happened to the Indians?
That's right.
You're being offended, aren't you?
The Indians...
Do you like world heritage?
I like it a lot.
Which one?
The pyramids...
Pyramids? Why do you like them?
Because they are said to be the biggest in the world.
What is said to be the biggest in the world?
In the world.
In the world?
They are said to be the biggest in the world.
Can we have a serious discussion about it?
But we know about it.
You don't know about it, but you are trying to talk about it so that the camera can focus on you, aren't you?
So we are seriously discussing about world heritage.
What is said to be the biggest in the world?
Have you ever seen a pyramid?
There are pyramids, aren't there?
I have seen them.
They are not raw, though.
What?
Is it a photo?
Yes, it is a photo.
I was surprised.
Yes, it is.
It is, isn't it?
It is, isn't it, everyone?
If it is a pyramid, Mt. Fuji is bigger.
I see.
Have you ever climbed Mt. Fuji?
There is no way I have ever climbed it.
Why not?
Have you ever climbed it?
I have never done it.
Not raw.
Amazing!
Is it a dream?
Have you ever climbed it in a dream?
What is it?
What do you mean by "not raw"?
Have you ever climbed it?
You must have been curious about it.
Have you ever climbed it?
Is it a picture?
It is a picture, isn't it?
So you have seen it all raw?
Do you know how many meters Mt. Fuji is?
Mt. Fuji.
I don't know how many meters it is yet, but I know it is big.
That's right.
The height.
The height is big.
Do you know that too?
Yes.
Mt. Fuji's height is known as "moonsare sea".
Please teach me carefully.
It is "sky tree", isn't it?
"moonsare sea".
It is "sky tree", isn't it?
Do you know what "pyramid" is?
"Pyramid" is "mountain".
It is different.
It is different, isn't it?
"Pyramid" is not a "mountain".
It is a "grave".
Is it a "grave"?
Yes, it is said so.
Do you know whose "grave" it is?
A famous...
Napoleon...
Oh, you know it.
No, I don't stand there...
Napoleon's position...
No, I don't stand there...
No, you don't stand there...
There is a "mirror", isn't it?
A "mirror", yes.
What kind of "mirror" is it?
It is the chest of a person who lived a long time ago.
A "king"...
A "king" is famous, isn't it?
Well...
"Banbanji"?
That's amazing!
What kind of "Banbanji" is it?
Do you know it, "king"?
Mr. Piyonko?
Oh, "from work"?
"Freemason"!
Oh, "freemason"!
"Pyramid" of "pyramid", right?
I see.
Do you know it, "king"?
Yes.
"Stunkamen"?
"Stunkamen" is...
Do you know it?
"Stunkamen" is...
"Stunkamen"?
"Stunkamen" is...
"Stunkamen"? "Stunkamen"? "Stunkamen"? "Stunkamen"? Isn't it "Stun-han-sen"??
It's "Stun-han-sen"!
"Stun-han-..." it means "Stun-han-sen" in Hakama, right?
"Stun-han-sen" is included in it?
It's "Stun-han-sen".
Hey, is "Stun-han-sen" included in "Yomi-tsun" as well?
Yes, it's okay.
Are you okay?
I'm okay.
But in terms of legacy, have you ever thought of joining Freemason?
Have you ever thought of joining Freemason?
Have you?
I've also thought of joining Freemason.
Yes, yes.
Isn't this illegal?
No, it's a little illegal.
What's wrong?
I don't know what you're talking about.
I see.
Have you ever seen Freemason?
Yes, I have.
It's not live, though.
I see.
What is Freemason?
Do you want to join?
I do.
What do you want to do once you join?
At the end of my life, I want to die there.
At the end of her life, she wants to die at Freemason.
Is there such a dream?
At the end of her life, she wants to die at Freemason.
I do.
I hope you can join.
Right?
Do you have any other dreams you want to join?
Dreams you want to join...
Do you have a coin locker?
Do you need a coin locker?
Do you think it's a gym or something?
No, no.
Why do you want a coin locker?
Why?
If you take valuables with you, it costs a lot of money.
I'm a little worried about not being able to take cash with me.
Do you have a coin locker at Freemason?
What about food?
Do you have food?
Food...
Do you serve food at Freemason?
Do you serve breakfast and dinner?
At Freemason, we serve quite luxurious food.
Oh, you do?
You do, don't you?
Does it smell good?
But I have a soba allergy.
Is it okay?
Write it in the questionnaire.
Oh, I'm glad.
Can I write it first?
I'm glad.
I'm glad you can eat it.
This is...
This is amazing.
Well, is it okay now?
The heated discussion continues, but that's all for today.
Thank you, everyone.
Idiots' serious discussion.
These idiots are just being serious.
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