AISubs v3.5
- Of course. - I'm happy about it.
- You're happy about it? - Yes.
- That's great. - Thank you for coming.
- Thank you for coming.
Let's start with this familiar segment.
Asagaya-chan, please.
- Yes. - Yes.
Asagaya sisters' SNS public display!
What's up?
No, no, no, no, no.
First of all, we found a member we were a little worried about when we were checking various things on SNS, so we'd like to report it.
These ladies mascots you belong to have the catchphrase "the strongest sexy army" and are cool and stylish in their own way.
And there's something I'd like you to do.
You need someone who's a little chic and ugly.
- That's right. - That's right.
First of all, we'd like to confirm whether you're aware of it or not.
I'd like you to raise your hand if you think I might be a little ugly.
- There's something like this, right? - That's right.
- That's right.
- I'm afraid of being aware of it. - That's right.
- I'm not aware of it. - You're not?
- There's no way you're not, right? - Huh?
- Who says you're ugly, Fujiwara? - I'm not.
- Huh? - I'm not.
- Who says you're ugly, Fujiwara? - I'm not.
- Everyone says I'm ugly, but I'm definitely not. - Your face is ugly.
- Everyone says I'm ugly, but I'm definitely not. - Your face is ugly, but I'm definitely not.
But we have evidence, so we'd like you to take a look.
- First of all, we have this. - Ta-da!
- It's far away. - It's far away.
- What's this? - What's this?
- There's something close by. - What's this?
- What's this?
- What's with that cardigan? - What's this?
- A bathrobe? - A bathrobe?
- It was cold, so I put a bathrobe on top of it.
- It's cute underneath. - No, the seam was really ugly, too.
- It's ugly. - My mom chose it for me!
- Your mom? - Your mom?
Fujiwara is ugly anyway.
She's ugly anywhere you look at her.
Her face is ugly, too.
No matter what anyone says, she's ugly.
Even if you look at her social media, everything about her is ugly.
- What kind of concept is this? - What kind of...
- This is what she wears when she goes to Disney World.
- Like Minnie Mouse. - Minnie Mouse?
- We don't know. - We don't know?
- What about girls?
- From a boy's perspective, it's not good at all.
- It's not good at all? - It's not good at all.
- It's not good at all to have the same red and bamboo materials together.
- If you go to Disney World, it's better to have your hair up.
- It's heavy. It's really heavy.
- It's not a heavy feeling.
- Her face is really ugly.
Her face is really ugly.
Even though we are wearing the same clothes, her face is ugly.
Her face is ugly.
This may be good.
What is this?
It looks like a folk costume.
I bought it on the train and my aunt thought it was really cute.
My aunt likes it.
Her hat is ugly.
Her apron is ugly.
Her bamboo is ugly.
Her socks are ugly.
Her face is the ugliest.
She raised her arms.
Her face is ugly.
She raised her arms.
Her face is ugly.
Does Fujiwara's face look ugly because of her ugly clothes?
Raise your hand if you think this is a punishment.
Raise your hand!
We will announce the result.
It may be better to make ugly clothes look ugly.
Today's punishment is dojo.
It's not a bomb.
Dojo?
Thank you for waiting. I'm Dojo.
They look good together.
Their faces are ugly, but they look good together.
They look good together, but it's not that funny.
They look good together.
It's not surprising.
It's funny.
Fujiwara-san, your face is ugly. Be careful.
Next is a new segment of "A Little Adventure".
Then, Shina-chan and Rabiko, please.
Rabiko and...
Shina's...
Love.
What is it?
Rabiko, what is it?
What is it?
In this segment, I, Shina, will do a fortune- telling for everyone's love.
This time, I will do a fortune-telling for Rabiko.
Thank you for having me.
Who is Rabiko?
Thank you for having me.
What does Rabiko do?
I'm not familiar with Rabiko.
I'm not familiar with Rabiko. Tell me! Who is it?
Rabiko is a person who divorced last year.
She divorced?
Well, it's been four years now.
Are you still carrying the scars of those four years?
Well, when I got home, I bought a little bigger apartment.
Oh, is that so?
- Where is it? - It's in Kawasaki...
- Kawasaki? - Kawasaki.
Why are you looking at me like that?
- Um... Musashikosugi? - Musashikosugi?
- Musashikosugi, yes. - What apartment is it?
- Oh, apartment? The name of the apartment is... - Tell me, tell me.
- It's a little... - Tell me, tell me.
- You'll know better. - Oh, well...
It's...
...Towers.
She fixed it.
- I'll go first. - You'll go first.
- Is that why you'll tell me today? - Yes, please.
Here I go.
La...
stomach...
Ko...
- You said it in three seconds. - Okay, I'll say it in three seconds.
Go...
Oh...
Ko...
- Oh, you're dead, Rabiko. - Eh?
- Dead? - Oh no, you're dead.
Your sword is stuck in your body.
You're in a mental state right now, Rabiko.
- I think you're right. - I think you're right.
It seems like you can't have a new love right away.
What kind of people do you like, Rabiko?
- Well, I don't really care about age... - Yeah.
- I don't really care about nationality, either. - Shut up!
- Shut up!
- We're talking on TV, but... - When you meet someone...
...and you're like, "Oh, it's this person." When you meet someone like that, you get excited, right?
I really think so!
I really wonder what kind of person you are, Rabiko.
Right?
On my advice card...
...it says, "Think about it by yourself."
- Oh, you can't think about it by yourself. - That's why...
- ...you'll be alone. - Well, it doesn't change much now. - That's right. - That's right. - It doesn't mean anything now. - Well, it's because of your behavior. - But isn't my behavior not very good? - I think it's because it's not good. - No, it's not. - No, it's not. - No, I don't think you have such a way of saying it, but... - What's the reason for your divorce? - The reason for my divorce is a little... - You're cheating, aren't you? - No, I'm not cheating. - You said you were cheating, didn't you?
- It's not cheating. - I'm asking because I don't like it.
- No, no, wait a minute. - How could you break up with me when you said such a thing? - No, but... - Women don't like the same thing. - That kind of thing is irrelevant now. - You're contouring me. - Make me panic. - I don't know what you're saying. Trust me and say it.
You know, you sent me away in a taxi the other day.
I did.
You were trying to seduce me, weren't you?
I wasn't!
You were trying to seduce me, weren't you?
I was! I was!
You weren't!
I wasn't!
A guy like you is impossible!
Absolutely impossible!
That's not how you say it.
You know, I'm in a really bad mood, but you told me to do fortune-telling.
Fortune-telling?
Wait, who are you?
I don't know.
You know, a guy like you is impossible!
You know, I'm in a really bad mood, but you told me to do fortune-telling.
Fortune-telling?
Hey, Shina!
Shina!
Hey, Shina!
Shina!
Huh? What's going on?
- Good, good. - Good, good.
- It's a novel corner. - No, it's not. - If we had this kind of meeting, we'd have this kind of corner.
- "Start Night Fever" is brought to you by pmm.com!
- This corner started last week. Who will be judged tonight?
- Eriko-chan, please!
- Masami Ichikawa's handball declaration! - I lost!
- Once again, handball god Ichikawa-sama will judge Muscats' sins!
- If you're not forgiven, you'll be punished with a horrible punishment!
- Whether you're forgiven or not is up to Ichikawa-sama!
- Ishioka, please come in! - Ishioka...
- She's got something. - She does.
- Please confess your sins!
- Actually, I often go shopping with Fujiwara - san...
- "It's so cute, you should buy it!" is what I said.
- I know in my heart that I'm ugly, but...
- I don't know anything!
- I was just being funny. Please forgive me! - She's become like that now.
- I'm sorry! - I'm sorry!
- She's become like that now. - I'm sorry!
- She's become like that now. - Recently, she's been picked up by Muscat Knights and she's gotten popular.
I thought it was a little frustrating.
I thought it would be okay if it was Fujiwara-san.
She's a scary woman.
I don't have much confidence in myself, so when I ask her, she says I'm super cute!
- But I'll buy it! - That's right!
Was it all this woman's fault that Fujiwara's clothes were ugly?
- She's looking down on you! - That's not good!
- She's looking down on you! - She's looking down on you!
First of all, please lie down.
If you look down on Fujiwara because she's Fujiwara, you'll lose your value.
Now, pray.
Even if it's Fujiwara-san, I won't do it anymore!
Please forgive me!
- Please forgive me! - Please forgive me!
Now, judge Ichika-sama, please.
Fujiwara's ugly face is all because of Ishioka!
The trial is over!
She said it!
I thought it would be better if she shut up!
That's not good!
That's not a good way of thinking!
That's not good!
The ugly one is bad, but the ugly one is worse!
I'm sorry!
That's the worst!
That's right, that's right!
Next, Mita!
Come in.
Miss Matsukatsu!
What crime does Mita have?
Is it a confession?
Yes.
Confess your crime!
Yes.
I confess that I used the character "Mita" that was used in the program without permission with my own image dvd title "Mita".
I used it because I thought it would be better if it was a little more exciting and sad.
I'm sorry for using it without permission.
There are times when you don't know.
Maybe she didn't reflect on herself.
Here is the dvd of the crime.
This is intense.
It says "mrs. mita".
How was this one? Did it sell?
The sales were good.
Did you have any intention of getting permission for the show?
I leave it to the makers, so I didn't think of it like that.
But you do get a confirmation from them, don't you?
Yeah, I do.
I myself am "mrs. mita", so I was wondering if you'd be okay with it.
What did you do for a living, dad?
I imported goods.
How much did you earn in a year, dad?
Six billion yen.
This kind of thing is pretty important, you know?
If you make money like that, you should know that it was harder for you, right?
You shouldn't do that at all!
Is... is that so?
Of course it is!
You'll make dad cry!
Yeah, you're right.
Dad's watching this show, too! Don't say that!
No, no, no!
She was scolded harshly.
She was about to cry.
After this, she was judged shockingly.
She cried!
Please don't say that!
No, no, no!
You don't have to say it to her, but you should say it to your dad, right?
Your family is making money, too.
It's understandable, but you shouldn't say it like that.
I want to show my dad that I'm making money in the entertainment world, too.
I'm going to put a pie in your face if you keep crying like that.
Ms. Ichikawa will be judging today.
Yes.
With a pure heart, right?
That's right.
I hope you've seen everything, including our conversation today.
I hope you'll judge it accordingly.
That's right.
I hope you'll reflect on it.
I won't say anything else, so please lie down.
Ms. Ichikawa won't allow you to cry.
Will those tears be lies or truths?
Please pray for me.
I won't use the name "Ms. Mitafujin" ever again, so please forgive me.
How will Ms. Ichikawa, who has a pure heart, judge?
What are you going to do?
She took it off.
She took it off completely.
She was forgiven.
She took it off on purpose.
Can you tell me the reason?
You are not bad-tempered, but you cornered me and said bad things about my family.
Eriko, you should be punished for that.
Yes, it's all Eriko's fault for scolding me.
Is your heart clouded by your busy schedule?
Clean it up with God's cream.
Really?
Niho-san, you can do it.
Niho-san, come here.
Your glasses might be dangerous.
Wait a minute.
Your glasses might be dangerous.
Wait a minute.
I love you, Eriko.
I'm scared.
What is it?
Blue, blue.
My eyes...
Your eyes are blue.
My vision is...
You look like an old man.
You haven't mastered the tricky direction of the mascots yet, have you, Eriko?
That's right, you can't attack like that.
I thought I was saying too much.
If only you had said that to me a little more gently...
It's okay, you can do it.
Really?
Yoshizawa, please come in.
Yoshi...
What does a deaf woman do?
Confess your sins.
Yes, I usually say I like rap and hip-hop, but I don't know much about it.
I'm going to study it now, so please forgive me.
How was it? You don't know much about it.
I've heard of it, but I don't know much about it.
It's only heard of in clubs.
I'm a very strange hip-hop fan.
What kind of hip-hop do you like?
I like K-pop.
But you always dress like a hip-hopper, don't you?
I'm just trying to look cool.
I'm admiring it, so I'm going to study it someday.
But you like it, so you're going to study it someday.
That's right, I like it, so I'm studying it now.
I'm studying it now, so I'm going to study it someday.
How about you, Miho?
Is that so?
If you don't have anything to say there, you can say it here.
That's right.
Don't you have anything to say?
No.
Don't you?
Dance...
I've heard of it, but I don't know much about it.
Of course you can't do that.
I don't know what this is.
Excuse me, I'm not in a good mood right now because of Miho-san.
So could you please show some mercy for me?
No, I'm not in a good mood right now because of Miho-san.
I'm not in a good mood right now because of Miho- san.
Certainly, as soon as Miho-san died, Yoshizawa wasn't in a good mood.
Please show some mercy for me.
I'm sorry for not being able to proceed with this matter and for not being able to make Yoshizawa- san taste good.
It's just that it happened all of a sudden.
So I'm not in a good mood right now.
I hope you can please show some mercy for me.
That's right.
Please show some mercy for me.
I'm sure he has feelings of remorse for her.
I feel bad for her.
Will Yoshizawa show some remorse for her or will Miho- san show some remorse for her?
All of it is up to Ichikawa-sama!
That machine is amazing, isn't it?
It's beautiful!
It's amazing!
It's amazing! It's all over your face!
It's beautiful!
Ah! Ah! I can't see! I can't see! Ah!
It's beautiful!
It's amazing!
Is that okay with you, Miho-san?
It's amazing! It's amazing! It's beautiful!
Ah! Give me a break!
Ah!
There's nothing sadder than an old woman on an island.
I see! I see!
Thank you very much!
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