AISubs v3.5
If you can't sleep, I'll go with you.
Mascot Night...
Viva!
I don't know about you, but is that shortcut cool?
Now, the performance has begun.
The host is Ogiyari.
And the 40-year-olds are...
Tengoku, Max, and Onoho.
And the mascots for this week are...
Yes, I'm Natsume Hanami, former Donguri Banshou.
You lost, didn't you?
But I haven't given up yet.
- You haven't given up? - No.
I'm determined to win it back.
To be honest, I was holding back at the time.
Holding back?
I don't know about that.
You! You!
- Rock, paper, scissors. - You lost.
- Rock, paper, scissors. - You just said it. Remember it.
I don't like it.
- I don't like rock, paper, scissors. - It's not vocabulary at all.
- What's up with you? - Don't look at me like that.
And...
Yes, I'm Ishioka Mai, from Toyota City, Aichi Prefecture, which is the same as Toyota in the world.
Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
- You're quite popular with Toyotas. - Yes, but...
- I think I'd be strong if I joined a concert or something like that. - With Toyotas?
- No way. - No way.
- With Toyotas?
- No way. - No way.
Even if I'm carried by a Toyota like that, it doesn't matter.
- Then say something to your mother in Toyota. - To my mother?
Is she watching this?
- She hasn't broadcasted it, but I think she's watching it. - Really?
- Then cheer for her. - Yes.
Mom!
Eriko-san!
I don't like this amateur!
- I don't like this amateur! - You're amazing!
- You're an amateur! - You should do it properly.
- That's right. - Yes.
A new corner will start today!
Well, it won't end with just punishment.
This corner will start!
Eriko-san! Please!
Ichikawa family's handball pride!
A terrifying person will appear!
In this corner, a sinful person will confess their sins themselves...
...and it will be judged by Ichikawa-sama, the goddess of handball, who is pure and loved by Ichikawa-sama.
Ichikawa-sama has been active in the handball club for three years in high school.
- For three years, right? - Yes.
Then first of all, Ichikawa-sama! Please come in!
Ichikawa-sama has appeared!
What's wrong?
Oh my!
- You scared me! - What's wrong?
What's wrong?
Your face and your tongue don't match!
It's true that her face and tongue don't match.
Let's see how much she loves handball.
Handball god, look at her movement!
It looks like she loves handball!
How was it?
Now, the sinful one will come to love forgiveness.
Everything depends on you.
If you can forgive her sins, remove the mat over there.
If you can't forgive her sins, put the ball in her mouth.
Then, you will be punished.
Can you forgive her sins?
Everything depends on you, god of handball!
If you can't forgive her sins, you will be punished!
Subu, come in!
What else is there?
Well then, Su-buu, confess your sins.
Yes.
Even though I was given the name "Su-buu", I often change my hairstyle and say "stop it" a lot.
Because I really don't think I'm ugly.
I really don't think so, so I can't say anything, but please forgive me.
What?
I can't see it.
I'll ask you a little bit.
Su-buu, well, you're called "Su-buu", right?
Yes.
If you read it from the other side, what would you call it?
"Ugly".
Right?
Yes.
That means you know, right?
That's all you're saying.
Right?
That's right.
Why don't you know?
That's all you're saying.
So you don't recognize it?
Yes, I think it's cool.
You think you're cute.
Not cute, but I want to be cool.
You want to be cool?
Yes.
Is it okay if you're ugly?
If you're ugly, it's still okay.
It's still okay.
I think it's okay if you're aware you're ugly.
Yes.
That's pretty important, whether you're aware of it or not.
Ugly people who don't realize they're ugly are the worst.
It's really the worst.
Then you can see what you should do about being ugly.
That's right.
I see.
I'm glad you asked me that.
That's right.
Then, please lie down over there.
Yes.
If you don't realize you're ugly now, you'll end up being a terrible person.
Pray for me.
That's pretty bad.
Then, Subu, please say your last words.
I'll live my life being ugly, so please forgive me.
Please.
Then, Ichikama-sama, please judge.
Yes.
W-what? W-what is it?
You just killed someone's heart!
What's wrong with you?
What's wrong with me?
The shell fell off.
Are you okay? Are you okay?
The shell fell off.
The cream of God that falls from the ceiling will reset everything!
That's good! That's good!
Are you okay?
I'm fine! I'm fine!
That's it! That's it!
That's what you do for a living.
I still...
I still don't have enough experience of becoming ugly.
She still doesn't have enough experience of becoming ugly.
It seems like she finally understood what she should do.
Next, Tamori.
Come in.
What is it?
Maskatsu 1.
The room is dirty.
What is she going to confess?
Confess your sins.
I always forget to reply to Aoi's messages.
To be honest, it's a little annoying, but I will try to reply to you as soon as possible, so please forgive me.
It's annoying.
It's really annoying.
Aoi is...
What is annoying about Aoi?
She comes to me and asks me "what are you doing?" and even if I reply to her, she doesn't come back.
So I thought I didn't have to send her any more.
No, it's not like that. Tomo is really slow at reading.
Oh, he's slow at reading?
Even if I send him a message and he replies to me in a minute or so, I have to read it the next day.
I make sure I don't read it.
Which one is bad?
I think Tomo's is worse.
No, it's annoying.
Annoying?
He replies to me as soon as he has plans for the day, but if it's not like that, I don't like it.
He's a lazy person.
That's right.
He's lazy in everything.
Annoying.
You should stop texting him. You should sign a contract with him.
That's right.
It's annoying, isn't it?
Yes, but I'll send him back.
Now that you've given us some advice, put it in your heart and lie down.
Yes.
This woman who says everything is annoying.
Even if the agency is big, it doesn't matter. Pray for her.
From now on, I won't be lazy and I'll edit properly, so please forgive me.
Judge, please.
It went in! It went in!
Since it went in, it doesn't count as a win.
I'm scared. I'm scared.
It went in! It went in!
It fell beautifully!
It fell in the middle.
It fell!
Huh? Say it.
It fell.
Seriously?
It definitely didn't go in.
What was that?
It can't be recorded, can it?
Yes.
Even if you can make a terrible bug, you can't make a pie bug!
She's angry.
Before blaming others, rethink your life.
As you say.
Yes.
Thank you very much.
Is it really recorded?
Cat Night Fever is brought to you by pmf.com!
Thank you very much.
Next segment is a talk show where the Asagaya sisters host the show.
Let's get started!
"Asagaya's Room".
I wonder what crazy guests we'll have today!
"Asagaya's Room" has begun.
I'm Asagaya's sister, Eriko.
And I'm Eriko's little sister, Miho.
We've invited some wonderful guests again today.
Please introduce yourselves.
Hey yo, check one, two.
Most of them are my friends.
I was born in Tokyo and grew up with champagne.
I was raised in Pinkodachi.
I'm Asuka Kirara, champagne king of Asagaya.
Nice to meet you.
Once again, champagne king Asuka Kirara-san with all you ugly people.
She's a guest, isn't she?
She's a guest.
Asuka-san is a rapper and champagne king.
She loves champagne.
Today, she'll talk about the charm of champagne in rap.
Do you drink champagne alone or with your friends?
I drink it with them, with my friends.
I drink it alone, I always mess it up.
Ah, it's frustrating. I step on it and kick it.
What's with that face?
I understand, I understand.
Asuka-san, how often do you drink champagne?
Heyo, drinking champagne is part of my daily life.
When I drink it, I feel good.
My body reacts immediately.
The result is good for my body.
What are you saying?
You're saying you're good for your body...
What are you saying?
But it's good, right?
It's pretty good.
Asuka-san, what happens when you drink champagne?
I drink the champagne, my stomach is full.
Tight jeans, if I take it off it's poop.
Shut up!
It's not poop!
What is it?
What are you saying it's poop?
What are you saying, right?
Well, the people behind us won't talk anymore.
Let's introduce the song.
Okay, Asuka-san, please introduce the song.
Oh, song introduction.
Hey, listen carefully to what I'm saying.
Dancing in a club, wearing high heels makes sense.
The time has come, I'm aiming for a chop.
Asuka Kirara, one for the champagne.
Here we go.
She's surprisingly good.
It's a good rap.
Oh, you're going to sing?
Then let's listen.
Champagne King Asuka Kirara with "One for the Champagne".
Yeah.
A party for Asuka Kirara with "One for the Champagne".
Yeah.
I'm sure you've opened a champagne already.
So you better get ready.
I don't know whose champagne it is, but let's open it up.
It's a mistake to drink Japanese sake.
It's really bad.
It's better to drink vodka and party.
It's true, I'm a bit drunk.
But I'll drink it all up.
Right now we're in Kirobunja.
Yesterday I got drunk first and threw up a little.
I got on the bench and dashed in.
Once you throw up, you feel better.
But there's always a reason.
If you drink, you get drunk.
So give and take.
I'm going to drink it all up.
Don't drink big money or rich sake.
I can't go home until morning.
Hey, one for the champagne.
Two for the champagne.
I'm tired of drinking.
I still can't pull out my cup.
It's a woman's saga.
It's okay if it's cheap.
I'm still a hippie punk.
Don't worry.
I'm a Benberry boogie.
If you drink, let's drink one at a time.
Don't worry.
Hey, one for the champagne.
Two for the champagne.
It's noisy in the city.
I'm going home.
I'm going home with my friends.
Hey, taxi.
I'm going to drink it all up.
Don't drink big money or rich sake.
I can't go home until morning.
I'm going to drink it all up.
I'm tired of drinking.
I can't go home until morning.
Hey, one for the champagne.
I can't go home until morning.
It's a one-step don't-believe.
I wonder if I can drink expensive wine.
It's boring.
I've seen that kind of person too.
Dynamically, we wobble and don't live.
One for the champagne.
Two for the champagne.
I'm tired of drinking.
I'm going to drink another rice wine.
It's noisy in the city.
I'm going home.
I can't go home until morning.
One for the champagne.
Two for the champagne.
I'm tired of drinking.
What is this?
The three of you are so cool.
What is this?
It's too high quality.
I'm a little surprised.
I didn't know it was this kind of project.
This is going to be money.
Let's take it out.
The three of you as a unit.
Thank you very much.
I'm glad I'm your MC.
I'm saving up.
I hate saving money.
But I'm alone again today.
In the end, you're lonely.
Go home.
You're cool.
Now, the next guest is in Asagaya's room.
The next crazy guest is this person.
She has a father who earns 600 million yen a year.
She is Mrs. Mita.
She has a beautiful appearance.
The next guest is Mrs. Mita.
Thank you very much.
I'm Mrs. Mita.
Thank you for having me.
You're welcome.
Mrs. Mita, up until now, you've had various stories like "Nankintamasubera" or "Like a White Lily Flower".
Thank you very much.
Do you have any new stories?
No, I don't.
This time, I heard that it's a story like R.G.'s "Al-Al-Yi-Tai".
Is that correct?
No, it's not.
Do you have a name for the story?
Yes.
It's Mrs. Mita's "Hayaku Ero Ero Yi Tai".
Is that a story?
Yes, it's a story.
But I'm serious about it.
I'm sorry.
What is that?
I don't know.
I don't know what's going on.
"Ero Ero Yi Tai".
Can you show me?
Of course.
Okay.
Mrs. Mita's "Hayaku Ero Ero Yi Tai".
That's amazing.
Today, I'm going to sing "Ero Ero Al-Al" on "Dreams Come True"'s song "Love, Love, Love".
"Ero Ero Al-Al".
Thank you for listening.
Can you surpass R.G.?
"Mrs. Mita's "Hayaku Ero Ero Yi Tai"".
Hey, why do you want to tell me
so much erotic things
but I want to say "ero ero" as soon as possible?
Hey, I wish I could say "ero ero" at least once
only at night
I want to say "ero ero" as soon as possible
I want to say "ero ero" to my memories little by little
as soon as possible
Hey, why do we look at each other's crotches?
Why do we look at each other's crotches?
Thank you for your hard work.
Mr. Ogiyahagi, Mr. Okubo, thank you for your hard work.
Thank you for your hard work.
The stupid corner has begun again!
Muscat Night Fever was brought to you by bmm.com!
Thank you for making it the best show ever!
Thank you!
The Quattro Tour, which closed with a huge success the other day!
Banana Mango High School!
Muscat's family, Banana Mango High School, which continues from the first generation!
Everyone, will you cheer for me?
We will!
The host is, of course, Muscat's Mr. Tamori!
Champagne King, who drinks and walks around!
Asuka Kirara's "I don't know" rap is also perfect!
Nikami Yua's "stupid Napoleon" makes the venue "stupid craftsmen"!
And then, I don't know what to say.
Space battleship Tsukasa also appears!
Anna...
I've been thinking about it for a while...
Tsubu...
That guy...
He's stupid!
Muscats live must be interesting!
That's the most accepted tradition now.
Let's go! Let's go!
I love manjus! Shiraishi Azuki-chan!
Not only do they introduce local manjus on tours...
They also make certain things very popular!
Hiro-kun, if I make this...
You're going to be rich starting today!
Let's go! Everyone, let's cheer for Hiro-kun!
Let's go! Let's go!
You did well!
Hiro-kun, you did well!
If you get tired of azuki-chan, you'll be popular!
Satoshi-kun, are you okay? I know your name!
Your vitality will be full!
Let's go! Satoshi-kun's happy heart!
Hiro-kun, you did well!
Congratulations!
Azuki-chan's "yoisho" may have good things!
Satoshi-kun won't be bothered by women for life!
Even in the current "kido irak" tour, azuki-chan's "yoisho" may be popular!
Please bring something that seems to collapse at the venue!
But you don't have responsibility!
Muskets' live is interesting and hot from the beginning!
Tradition is firmly inherited!
Everyone, come and see!
How was it today?
Asuka-san's rap was cool!
When I saw the members, yumekana-san was dancing with the most excitement!
I thought it was cute!
I fell in love!
I also had a lot of fun!
The corner of the room...
and the corner of the hall...
and the name of the corner...
Next week!
Who and...
Sina's...
Love story!
Horrible fortune-telling new program!
Sina-chan!
If you have a meeting like this...
It's annoying!