AISubs v3.5
If you put a ping pong ball in the sandwich, it was very delicious!
I'm Kojima Ping Pong Minami!
Thank you!
I see.
She's lying when she laughs.
I'm not lying.
It's true!
It's a ping pong ball sandwich, right?
Yes!
It's like you!
It's delicious!
It's true.
It would be nice if we could do it again.
It's three of you, right?
Yes.
Can we do one more?
Fujiwara?
It's okay!
What?
It's three of you, so it's better if you do it together, right?
It's okay!
It's not decided by the staff. It's okay for the three of you.
It's okay!
It's okay?
It's not "it's okay" there.
It's three of you, so I wanted to line up there, too.
It's okay!
It's okay.
It's not called for at all.
It's okay, so sit down.
Sit down.
It's okay.
By the way, it's Aoi.
It's been a while since I saw Aoi.
That's right.
How have you been doing lately? Playing perverts and stuff like that?
Perverts, huh?
I want to see Aoi every week.
That's right. Lately...
I've been...
I've been smelling my underwear.
Hey!
Hey, cutie!
Hey, cutie! Be a little more passionate!
I want you to say it more!
I want you to be a little more passionate!
That's right.
All right, let's do it this week, too!
Asagaya Sisters' SNS Revealed for the First Time!
First of all, although there are many topics recently,
like Mao-chan's retirement a little while ago,
entertainment news, love affairs, marriage,
there is also seasonal news,
but are there any people who get involved in such seasonal news?
There are, aren't there?
Isn't there anyone who self-criticizes themselves?
Who is it?
Isn't it Kyoro-chan?
It's you!
Is it me?
It wasn't me, you idiot!
Shio-ka!
I really don't think I've done anything!
Shut up, you idiot!
You're mad!
Why are you mad?
Look over there, please!
Good morning!
When I woke up in the morning, Sasaki Nozomi-san and Watabe-san were married!
What is this?!
What does it have to do with you?!
You idiot!
Did you do something?
No, I was cheering for you!
Idiot!
Who are you calling an idiot?!
But that's not all!
There's more!
Ishioka Japan!
They're here!
Who are you?!
No, I was really cheering for you!
Baseball fans are very sensitive these days.
Are you a fan of the Titans?
No, I'm a fan of the Middle Ages.
Do you know who the Director of the Middle Ages is?
The Director of the Middle Ages is...
I've never heard of him!
Who is the Director of the Middle Ages this time?
The Director of the Middle Ages is...
Mr. Harao?
That's terrible!
But I'll go all the way to the Tokyo Dome and cheer for you!
But you idiot!
You idiot!
You're not involved at all, but you celebrate,
you get rid of baseball fans,
and you try to be polite to Shun.
Should you punish him?
No!
I don't think it's necessary to ask you this,
but I think it's better for these polite people to be punished!
No!
You can't do that!
You can't do this!
His public execution is a bomb!
A bomb!
I'm going to die!
You're already going?
I'm going to wait for you!
You're already in such bad shape!
Let me in! Let me in!
Let me in!
Just let me in!
I don't want to!
You're so romantic!
Sit down!
Let me in!
Sit down! Hurry up and sit down!
That's the worst face you've ever made!
It's pretty...
I'm sorry!
Next!
What in the world is that?
This segment is very popular!
Shiraishi-san, who loves sweets, will introduce it again today!
Asuki-chan! Please do it!
That's right!
That segment is still going!
It's still going!
That segment is still going!
She's good at it!
That's right!
I don't really know.
Everyone, thank you for coming today. My name is Shiraishi Azuki.
Everyone, how have you been?
Good.
Everyone, you all look good!
I don't like it because it's triangular.
Mr. Okubo?
Yes?
How are you doing lately?
Are you doing well?
You're nervous. You're not doing well, are you?
What? Are you embarrassed?
What are you talking about?
Isn't Mr. Akiyama's tempa hard?
Mr. Okubo's tempa manju...
I'm so happy for you, Mr. Akiyama!
I'll tell you how it's like.
So you'll show me Mr. Okubo's tempa manju, okay?
Yes.
You're doing it again this week?
Yes!
Oh, and there's a camera down there...
You're doing this?
Mr. Akiyama, you're filming over there?
Yes!
Then let's do it.
Mr. Akiyama...
Your tempa is a little hard, isn't it?
Mr. Akiyama's tempa is hard!
Mr. Akiyama's manju...
Concentrate!
Mr. Okubo, concentrate, okay?
Let's do it. One, two...
Age...
Manju!
But...
You got it, didn't you?
It was perfect.
No, no!
Why did you get it?
Mr. Okubo, please accept this manju.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Actually...
The manju I'm going to show you today is...
This one!
Look! Everyone, look at it!
It's cute!
It's Usa-chan!
It's cute!
Usa-chan, look at it.
What are you doing?
Stop it!
It's embarrassing!
Stop it!
It's not over yet!
Why not?
It's not over yet!
Thank you very much!
This is crazy!
That's right.
This is crazy!
Anyway...
First, I will introduce you to this!
It's Hamusagi-san's hamusagi!
That's a good idea.
Azuki-san's recommendation is Sougnyou Shouwa Gannen.
Hamausagi-san's Hamausagi.
You can put 300 of them in one day.
Look at this package.
Cute, cute bunnies.
Cute, cute, cute.
Cute bunnies are cute!
Cute, cute, cute.
Gyoza, Gyoza, Gyoza...
Thank you very much.
How many times do you make it?
It's a complete ball.
And we use pastry dough for the skin.
Great!
Yes, the filling is moist and smooth white bean paste.
It's my collaboration ball!
Isn't it great?
It looks delicious.
I've never met a ball like this before, so I was surprised.
And this ball is really delicious.
The last time I ate it, I ate 48 of them!
Thank you very much!
And this one...
I want you to say "Meat" to Fogi.
Seriously?
I want to say "Meat" to Fogi.
Yes!
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
You're cute!
Thank you very much!
Ta-dah!
I finally got to eat it.
Mmm!
This is...
This is... This is really good!
Huh? I've never had this kind of bun before.
Huh? I kind of want to bounce.
I want to bounce!
Go! Go! Go!
Enough is enough!
Why...?!
Why do you let me do this?!
Why do you make me do it?!
Why?!
Why are you doing this?!
Go! Go! Go!
Kyon! Kyon! Kyon! Kyon! Kyon! Kyon! Kyon! Kyon!
Wonderful!
Young Night Fever will be presented by bmm.com!
Next is Okubo-san and Baka-san's segment!
Now then, Baka-san, please!
Good evening, everyone. I'm the caster, Boka Boka Yoko.
And the commentator is this person.
Hello, I'm Napoleon.
I see.
What do you get used to? Is there anything you don't like?
Well, today's self-study book...
It's pretty expensive.
"Shina" it says.
I heard it's 4,000 yen.
Expensive...
It's self-study book... Is it natural?
My costume is 100,000 yen, so...
A total of 140,000... 140,000...
140,000 yen in total.
It's scary, isn't it?
It's 4,000 yen.
Yes, it's 140,000 yen in total.
I thought you said it yourself.
All right, let's go.
Yes.
In Japan, there are seasons, and each season's ingredients are known for occupying a dining table.
Recently, with the advancement of vinyl houses and Western food, seasonal ingredients have been lined up on dining tables all year round.
And the fact that you can eat it all year round also raises the question of whether there is a sense of seasonality.
Napoleon, what do you think of when you hear "Western food"?
When I hear "Western food", it's definitely potato salad, isn't it?
Western food, right?
Western...
Oh, I see.
I see, I see.
I'm sorry, it was a little dull.
Even if it's Western food, it's definitely potato salad, isn't it?
It's not Western food.
People make it artificially for natural things.
People make it artificially for natural things?
I just said it.
Is there such a thing?
It's Western food, isn't it?
The Western food in my stomach is definitely potato salad.
No, you're wrong.
That's not Western food.
Western food...
It's about food, isn't it?
Food?
Roughly speaking, it's about food.
You should show her the kanji.
I see.
Potato salad is not Western food.
So you're saying...
This one, right?
This is it.
Oh, that's right.
That's right.
What I'm saying right now is...
This one.
Oh, in kanji...
Western food...
If you read it in kanji, you'll know right away.
Western food...
This one.
I've never seen this before.
You haven't?!
Yes.
Is there such a food?
No, there's no such food.
I don't know about Western food...
There's also Western food like eel.
Natural food and eel.
Oh, are you talking about living things?
That's right.
I'm talking about living things.
I see.
I understand.
I'm sorry.
No, no, it's fine.
I understand.
I understand. Then, let's continue with the special news about the season.
Napoleon-san, please.
Yes, I understand.
Yes, I, Napoleon, will introduce the special news.
Due to the advancement of Western cuisine, seasonal ingredients have been placed on tables all year round,
and all of them are in season now.
Osu... Osu...
Osu... Osu... Osago?
Harvest.
Yes, harvest is in full swing.
At the fish market...
Uoichiba.
At the Uoichiba, you can buy spring fish and...
Haru... Haru...
Masu...
Haru...
Masu...
Haru... Saka... Haru-zakana...
No, Haru-no-sakana...
Haru-no-sakana...
No, no, no... Sakana-no-nama... Saba-toka... Iwashi...
Saba... Saba...
No, no...
Sawaara... Sawaara...
Sawaara... Sawaara-ya...
I can't read it... Ke... Kei... Kei...
Write Sakana-ni-katai...
Katai-sakana...
No, no... You know all kinds of fish... Iwashi... Hirame...
Iwashi...
I'm just giving you examples... Why are you answering them?
Aji... Aji...
Maguro...
No...
Saba...
No...
Hokke...
No...
Ka... Ka... Ka... Ka...
Ka... Katsuo...
Oh, you're right... Katsuo...
Katsuo...
Asa... Asagaya...
Asari...
Asari-ya...
Kaeru...
Hamaguri...
And...
Hamaguri...
I'm just giving you examples... I'm just giving you examples...
After the recording...
They suddenly appeared!
Recently...
Sometimes I don't understand what you're saying...
I see...
Do you tell the actors about it?
Ah, of course...
I do...
But...
It's not good for the cameraman's team...
You can say whatever you want and record it yourself...
You called me and I jumped out... Thank you for your hard work...
Thank you for your hard work...
Huh? What?
Um...
I'm talking right now...
Oh, really?
Did I say something wrong?
No, you were talking and I was surprised...
Ah, I'm sorry... I'm sorry... I'm sorry...
Let's go home for now...
I'm sorry...
Let's go home for now...
I'm sorry... I'm sorry...
What? What? What?
He's still here...
Our staff...
Why is he still here?
That's right...
But for Akiyama...
It's okay...
You can do it all...
I'm a little reluctant...
Ah, reluctant...
It's reluctant...
Of course, it's for my seniors...
Well, well, well...
Is there a place where they come that much?
When they come a lot...
It's me who comes a lot...
I'm Amida-sama, called by that name...
What?
How are you?
I'm fine.
What is it?
I'd like to have a meeting with you.
We've come up with one more idea.
I'd like you to see it and let me talk about it again.
Is it a different project?
No, not yet.
I can't eat it.
It's weird to eat an apple while...
It's weird to eat an apple while meeting with a planner.
It's boring.
Konan, do you have a plan?
Yes, I've prepared a plan.
I think it's a good plan.
I'd like you to do it, Mr. Yahagi.
Is this called "Yahagi's Reflection Meeting"?
Don't you think it's good?
Yahagi's Reflection... There's also "Ariyoshi's Reflection Meeting".
What? Are you kidding me?
Isn't it like that?
What?
What did you say at the end?
What are you talking about?
Do you have misogi's handwriting?
Yes, we do.
No, misogi...
No, it's exactly the same. You have misogi's handwriting.
"Adios" and "repentance"
The content is the same.
Really?
Seriously?
You tricked me.
No, I've been doing it for a long time.
It's a pretty popular show.
Oh, it was too late.
No, it's not like that.
You got me.
No, really, seriously, stop it.
Well...
I'm not ashamed of doing "Adios" and "repentance".
What are you talking about?
You're making it sound like "Adios" and "repentance".
Well...
Let's change "yahagi" and "repentance"
and change it to "yahagi" and "repentance".
No, it's not like that.
What's "yahagi" and "repentance"?
"Yahagi" and "repentance"?
That's a funny thing to say.
What's "yahagi" and "repentance"?
What do you do?
We do this.
Oh, then...
Let's change "yahagi" and "repentance" to "yahagi".
No, it's not like you can do that on the television.
Let's change "yahagi" and "repentance" to "yahagi".
That's not what I'm talking about.
"yahagi" and "repentance" can't be broadcasted.
Oh, it's difficult.
Really, television is difficult.
It's difficult.
So, you know, it's not that easy.
Think about it a little more.
We can't do it like this.
If you don't mind, let's do something about "yahagi" and "repentance".
No, it's illegal.
That's harsh.
I'll tell you about something new.
I think it's a plan, so it won't be broadcasted.
It's harsh. It's really harsh.
You don't have talent. You don't have talent.
No, Amina-sama is doing her best.
No, Amina-sama, you can't do it.
Really?
We don't have much time.
Please do something about it, Amina-sama.
Really, Amina-sama?
You're the only one left.
You've been eating apples all the time.
What's up with you?
You've been eating apples all the time.
No, well...
The shopping show is over, so...
Shopping show?
Oh, the shopping show.
Oh, you did?
Yes.
But it ended about a month ago.
Can't you do the shopping show properly?
I'm doing my best.
First, you have to be able to do the shopping show properly.
I can't do it.
Really?
Please wait a minute.
It's no use talking about it.
Wait a minute.
Look at me properly.
Look at me properly. You're getting used to it.
Look at me. Wait for me.
I can't do it anymore.
I'm sorry.
I really can't do it anymore.
I can't do it anymore.
I'm sorry.
I can't do it anymore.
Aren't you going home?
I'm going home.
Let's go home.
What should we do about this?
I don't know anymore.
I'm tired of eating.
Let's do our best.
I'll think about it when I get home.
Let's decide next time.
Can we do this during our break?
That's a good idea.
That's a good idea. Let's talk about it.
Kido Irak Tour "All over the country, go, go, go!"
Starts on May 13th in Kagoshima!
We'll go to 12 places all over the country!
Everyone, let's go all over the country with the mascots!
So how was it, hosting together like this?
Well, we were nervous, but I think we settled down with this costume.
So you two were better than just one person?
We were sisters.
Sisters.
No, we're three sisters. We're not two sisters, we're three sisters.
But the ping-pong...
The ping-pong was perfect with Momogi-san and us.
We were able to do it together.
I see.
I hope we can do it together.
You two are a good combination.
So you three want to do it together, right?
Yes.
Is it okay?
As usual, when you two are talking, I want to talk.
Yes.
I see.
It's okay, right?
It's okay.
That's amazing.
It was for the three of you, right?
Next week...
The god of handball, Ichikawa-sama appears!
I often do the "stop it" caracole.
In my heart, I really thought it was ugly, but...
Please forgive me!
Ichikawa-sama will judge the members' misdeeds!