AISubs v3.5
Yes, there was a response and I thought that Asu would suit it better.
Mr. Ogi, if you say such rude things like that, you are a scumbag.
What does your father do?
My father works abroad as an importer.
Wow, it's amazing that you work as an importer.
You must be earning a lot, right?
My annual income is 600 million yen.
What?! Your annual income is 600 million yen?!
What's with the difference?
You're earning that much?!
I've never seen you earning more than that!
I see. So you don't go to Japan much.
I don't go there much.
But you watch my program properly.
I watch it every week.
It's interesting. I wonder if you watch it.
That's right. I'm really looking forward to it this week.
She's looking forward to it.
How is it this week?
It's good, isn't it? You're working hard, right?
I'll do my best.
She's always like that.
No, no, no.
She's always like that, isn't she?!
Wow, you have a lot of hair. You have a lot of hair.
And next up is...
Yes.
Crazy Chaplin Katayume Kana of M.A.C.U.P.
Please give her a round of applause!
She's good!
M.A.C.U. is good.
Chaplin is good.
These two are good.
First of all, please look forward to this corner.
Asagaya sisters, thank you in advance.
Yes, I'll do my best today, too!
Asagaya sisters' F.N.S.
Konkokai Oshiroki!
Today, we found out "Why did you do such a job?"
To put it simply,
there are people who were challenged to do a gravure photo like this.
Everyone does that, right?
It's like a job.
Oh, I see.
I wonder how many people do it.
As long as you don't do weird gravure on your side,
you don't need that kind of technique.
If it's these members, it's like that, but...
Huh?
Isn't it here?
Koukuro-san!
Huh?
You did it, didn't you?!
Yes!
I did it!
Thank you for doing it!
Yes, I did it!
You did it, didn't you?!
Since Ookubo-san challenged gravure this time,
we brought you this real thing.
Did you see it?!
What is it?!
We did it every week!
Of course!
This is fate!
Thank you!
Close your eyes!
Hey, you!
What's with the make-up?
Don't you like it?
It's nice, isn't it?
It's hot!
What a surprise, Ookubo-san!
You did a sexy gravure with a crowd of people every week!
Even though you're a 45-year-old old woman,
what are you doing?!
Hey!
Are you Ookubo or not?!
Damn old woman!
This is the worst part!
If you sleep in the bath, you'll die!
What is this?!
For me, it's this top right one...
...this sarcos and decollete, and then the rise of the neck...
That's right!
Why do you have decollete?
It's kind of like I can't wear it anymore!
Did you do it without a desk?!
Are you okay?!
What do you think about this job?
From a professional's point of view...
I think it's fine for us to do it...
...but what's up with wet gorillas?
What's up with wet gorillas?!
Wet gorillas...
We got an offer from the general manager!
Is that so?
I don't think old women should do it...
Isn't it amazing?!
This genre is no good...
You guys say I'm not used to it, don't you?!
I'm getting weird, you know?!
That's true!
It's amazing!
It's not bad, you know?!
Yes!
What's wrong?
When I think about what Ookubo-san wants to be in the future...
...I'm a little worried!
I don't want you to make fun of me!
I'm sure you'll reach 40!
I don't know what I want to be in the future...
An old woman's sexy gravure!
Should we punish her?
Or save her?!
If you think it's a punishment, please raise your hand!
We don't need a punishment!
Is there anyone else?
I'm getting sad...
There is, isn't there?!
Is it everyone?!
Everyone raised their hands!
Ah, but the viewers raised their hands, too...
Then...
It's decided!
It can't be helped, right?!
What?!
What's with that?!
And so...
To Ookubo-san's regret...
...it's Oniichan's gravure!
Oniichan's gravure?!
We're sorry for the inconvenience!
Scary! Scary! Scary!
Scary! Scary!
Scary!
We have to reflect on our actions!
And so...
This is...
Ookubo-san's...
...real Oniichan!
Oniichan's face and love have been used!
No, no, this is...
This is really unpleasant, I don't like it!
No, we're brothers!
Brothers!
We're brothers!
Brothers...
...this is their first gravure, right?
What do you think of this?
Inori-chan, you're in first place after the bank's mayor!
That's amazing!
That's right, that's right!
Please stop doing this, really!
You're getting carried away, aren't you, Ookubo- san?
Let's take responsibility for that, shall we?
It can't be helped.
Is that okay with you?
It's fine, it hasn't been broadcasted in Aichi prefecture, so it's fine.
We've replaced all the supermarshals!
All of them!
Yes, yes, all of them!
And with that, this has been Asagaya sisters' social media public punishment!
Asagaya sisters, thank you very much!
Next up is the first appearance of the renewal language, "dongri banchan" corner!
Bye bye!
I'm so tired.
Where are you going on your golden week?
I...
I want to go to Hawaii.
Hawaii sounds good.
You've become a zombie leader, Tago-san.
Right? You've become one.
Hello, I'm a zombie leader.
Hello.
She's working hard.
She's working hard, isn't she?
She's working hard.
She's working hard, isn't she?
I'm the zombie leader.
What?
Who are you?
I'm the zombie leader.
Who?
The first one.
You're kidding, right?
No, I'm serious.
No, you're kidding, right?
I'm the real leader.
I'm the zombie leader.
You're lying.
I'm the one who was assigned to be the zombie leader in the first place.
You haven't been a leader recently at all.
You're different, too.
I'm the leader.
You're the leader.
Why are you doing this?
You're really used to it, aren't you?
What are you talking about?
From now on, I'm the zombie leader, so please take care of me.
No, you're not.
You're not, you're the zombie leader.
You're not.
You're alone, you're the zombie leader.
Your hat is different, too.
You're not wearing a school uniform, you're the zombie leader.
Because this is the real one.
This is the real hat.
No, it's not.
Yeah, yeah.
It's a knit hat that fits your head better, you're the zombie leader.
Then that's not a zombie leader.
It's a fake one.
This is really the zombie leader.
What?
It's a fake one?
Is it?
Yeah, it's a fake one.
It's not a fake one.
It's not.
Leader, you can't do it anymore.
I can do it.
At the very beginning, I said...
Look, you can't do it anymore!
It was the first time in the first semester I got a hat like this.
It's fake!
It's not!
See, it's really not!
It's not!
So, come out!
Come out?
Can you come out?
Come out!
Then come out!
Why are you crying?
You didn't like it, you never liked it, did you?
This is the first time I've gotten one of my own!
You're crying, aren't you?
I'm not crying!
Then why are you crying?
It's true that until last year, Natsume was a manly and bossy woman.
She took great care of her character.
However, there was a reason why Natsume couldn't be called "bossy woman" today.
It's because you're making me look like a man.
That's right, Asu.
That's right.
You're the one who makes men look like a man.
That's right.
Asu.
Don't make me look like a bossy woman.
Recently, Natsume has started calling herself "woman" ever since she fell in love with someone.
There's no way she could be as bossy and funny as she is now.
Tamori knew about it.
So, who's the boss? Shall we decide?
That's fine, isn't it?
What will you do? Shall we do it?
What will you do?
Shall we fight?
What will you do?
Shall we fight?
What will you decide?
If the bosses of mascots are not always strong, correct and funny,
which one will be the real boss?
In order to decide it in a match,
the first contestant is...
Boss Tamori!
This "boss talk" will continue with each other's boss-like words.
If you get stuck in those words or say words that are not like a boss, you lose.
And if you're lucky, you lose.
Got it?
Can you do it?
I'll show you.
Shall we go first?
OK.
OK, let's do rock-paper-scissors.
Let's go.
Rock-paper-scissors!
OK.
I'll go first.
OK, Tamori will go first.
OK.
The first word is...
Tamori's "do".
Let's go!
OK.
Ready...
Start!
Do you have "do", you bastard?
What's that?
That's cool.
OK, next...
Shut up, you bastard!
Stop it!
"Do" again.
Don't make me see you, you idiot!
OK, let's go.
"Do".
Look at me!
"Doahoh".
OK! Shut up! Shut up!
Shut up! Shut up!
"Doahoh".
"Doahoh" didn't work.
Are you scared of me, you bastard?
"Doahoh".
"Doahoh" might say something. Shut up! Shut up!
"Sonnan" doesn't work.
"Son"...
"Sonnan" won!
Look at me! Look at me!
Look at me! Cry! Cry!
You can't even do "shiritori".
Can you do "bancho"?
But it's boring if you do it three times.
That's right. If you do it one more time...
If you do it two times, you win.
It's not decided yet.
OK, "bancho" "shiritori" second round!
OK.
From "mageta" "natsume"...
"ogi" "no" "gi"!
"Ogi" "no" "gi"!
I'll strip you in guillotine.
- Can you do it? - Yes.
You're a weakling!
You're going to be literary!
Literary!
I'm a weakling, too!
- You're a weakling! - Don't say that!
Don't say it!
You're such a weakling. You're such an old man.
You're such a weakling.
You suddenly became an old man.
No, no, you can't do that.
I won't say it. I won't say it.
One more time.
Okay, it's one on one.
One more time.
The game starts now.
Okay, next.
From Tamori.
"Makkoi no ma"!
"Makkoi no ma" again?
Should we make it "Matsubase"?
Scary, scary.
Scary, scary, scary.
What are you doing?
We should use "matsubase" instead of "futaroka".
It's not "futaroka".
To be precise, it's "futaroka".
We should use "futaroka" instead of "matsubase".
Scary, scary.
You're not human anymore.
Okay, next.
"Ka" from "futaroka"!
"Ka"...
"Kanai" and "anzen" aren't what you're dreaming of, you know?
Sen! Sen!
I was wondering what was going to happen.
"Zou"! "Zou"! "Zou"!
Did you pull it under "Zou-san"?!
How cute! "Zou-san" is so cute!
"Zou-san"?!
"Zou-san" might be bad!
"Zou-san" is like "Komori" though, right?
"Zou-san" is like "Komori", right?
You're wearing "Zou-san" on your face.
"Ii" "de" "ansu"! "Ii" "de" "ansu"!
"Ii" "de" "ansu"!
"Ikeru" "de" "ansu"!
You have good eyes.
Hey, Matsuoka, shut up for now.
Sorry, "de" "ansu".
Sen! "Kita" "rocca" "rocca"!
"Ka" "nai" "no" "ka" "nai" "no"
Take care of your health.
Yes, yes, yes.
It's like a threat, right?
You're worried about your health, right?
Okay, "Ii" "yo". "Sen"!
I won't let you...
Say it again. What?
I won't let you do "enissie".
"Enissie" is...
What is "enissie" ?
It's an old picture.
An old picture? "Enissie"?
It's strange.
What is "an old picture"?
It's...
If you don't say it, you'll be second place.
Out!
The winner of this game is Natsume!
It's okay. We still have another game.
What is it?
It's a three-point game.
Three times in a row?
That's right.
First of all...
The topic will change.
What's next?
Here we go!
What are you doing?
We still have another game.
What is it?
It's okay. We still have another game.
An important role has been taken.
Anyway, Natsume can't stop crying.
Can you do it like that?
I won't lose.
Here we go!
The next game is familiar.
Rock-paper-scissors!
The one who takes two first wins!
If you win this game, you'll get two points!
The one who wins is the real "donguri master"!
Are you ready?
Yes.
Go!
Start!
One, two...
Rock-paper-scissors!
You're a car now!
You're a car! You're scared! You're scared!
You're driving in the same lane now!
You're a car! You're going from the side!
If you're coming from the side, you're going from the side!
If you're coming from the side, you have to park properly!
Let's go with "aiko"!
It's "aiko" now, isn't it?!
That's right! "aiko" "aiko"!
Huh?!
Alright, start!
One, two...
It's "aiko", right? It's "aiko", right? It's "aiko", right?
Passed out!
You're so wild!
Shut up!
The winner of the first round is Tamori!
She's scared!
She's scared of me!
Tamori is next!
You can do it, Tamori!
I don't think we can win now.
Yeah.
We have to win rock-paper-scissors first.
Yeah.
Watch and concentrate.
That's right.
Here we go!
Second round, start!
Rock, paper, scissors, go!
You're weak, Natsume.
You can't win until you take off your helmet.
You don't have to fight so much!
You're weak.
You're weak!
You can't win until you take off your helmet.
Do you understand now?
In this match, the rice ball punch has been decided by Tam.
It's decided.
I don't want it.
It can't be helped.
You don't want it?
It's decided.
It's a match, after all.
That's right.
But for the first time, I got it with Aiko.
It's a foul.
That's right.
It's a foul.
You can think about it.
I said it because you hit me with Aiko.
I'm scared.
I said it because you hit me with Aiko.
It's a bit...
It's mentally...
It's mentally tough.
I see, I see.
All right, I'll accept it!
So far, it's one to zero.
I see.
Let's do it.
One step is a long way off.
I see.
Next time...
But if you get the next one right, you win, right?
Yes.
Got it?
Yes.
Let's go! Start!
One, two... "tadaete gabutsu dankenpan"!
Yes!
No, you just said "cut"!
No, no, it's okay.
You just said "cut", but you said "cut".
Because you switched places.
Okay, let's go!
Yes!
"tadaete gabutsu dankenpan"!
Yes, let's go!
Are you okay?!
You just said "cut"!
Okay!
Yes!
You just said "tadaete gabutsu dankenpan"!
Yes!
No, you just said "cut"!
Okay!
You can't win anymore!
No!
You can't win anymore!
No!
You just said "cut"!
Yes!
You can't win anymore!
"tadaete gabutsu dankenpan"!
Yes! Let's go!
"tomuri"!
The thing fell off.
It fell off.
Okay, it's decided.
As such, I, Donzuri Bancho, have come to Tama!
Nice to meet you!
Donel? Donzuri Bancho!
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What did you think of your first MC?
I'm pretty good at that kind of thing.
You're pretty good at it.
Tonight, we'll be MCs again.
Next night, too.
Shake and sleep!
Want you!
Yumekana-chan, you really are crazy!
Jump in! B!
Yumekana-chan, you really are crazy!
I don't know what you're talking about!
A-F-U-S-C-F-U-S!