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The angry man is...
Mascot Knight...
Beaver!
Mascot Knight Beaver!
I have something to say!
Okay! If you have something to say, say it!
Mascot Knight Beaver!
Party, champagne and tuna, I love you! I'm Mascot's leader, Asuka Kirara!
What are you going to say about Trump in the future?
I think there will be a big change for business owners.
A big change?
Yes, a big change.
You're going to put in a lot of English words.
Yes.
After renewing.
Yes, I'm from America, so I'm going to appeal more and more.
That's right.
You should like it.
That's right.
Asuka, do you like tuna in the evening?
Of course I like tuna in the evening!
It's not like that in the evening, is it?
No, it's not.
I wonder how it is recently.
I also heard about it recently.
I talked about it with a certain director.
He said, "It's an Ebisu Muscat."
And I said, "Oh, I've had it with Muscat members before."
I didn't say who it was with, but I kind of imagined it.
I had the opportunity to talk with a certain director.
Is it a movie director?
Yes, it's a movie director.
He said we're drinking together.
Who is it?
Who is it? Tell me!
Raise your hands, you're such a pain.
Yes, raise your hands.
Raise your hands.
You're such a pain, so hurry up and say it.
Raise your hands.
Yes, with everyone.
Raise your hands.
Don't pretend like you're raising your head.
Raise your hands.
Oh, you.
I didn't know you do that.
It just happened.
Just happened?
We're drinking and Barton-san introduces us.
Miyato, you're acting like that, but aren't you the director, Campany Matsuo?
Campany, you're acting like that.
Don't say anything bad about Kanmatsu-san.
Kanmatsu-san isn't a movie.
Don't say anything bad about Kanmatsu-san.
Kanmatsu-san isn't a movie.
It's not Kanmatsu-san.
Kanmatsu-san isn't a movie.
Let's start like this today.
Let's do it.
First of all, it's the new food corner starting today.
Tamori Misaki-chan, Yumekana-chan, and Ichikawa Masami- chan, please take care of us.
Well then, everyone, let's start.
Tamori!
Yumekana!
Ichikawa's...
Go! Q! Kitchen!
Well then, today's dish is...
Jujo Omurice!
Here are the ingredients.
Eggs.
Three of them.
How is it? How is it?
Salt and pepper.
A little bit of it.
What are you eating right now?
Chicken.
A little bit of it.
Butter.
A little bit of it.
Ketchup.
A tablespoon of it.
Rice.
Two bowls of rice and tea.
I don't know how to say it.
Go!
That's all!
Well then, first of all, I'd like to start with the onions.
Please do it.
Go for it, Tamori-kun!
Go for it!
Are you going to cheer for her?
I'll go first.
Watch out for your face.
Be careful.
You don't seem like you know how to do it.
Have you ever made it before?
I have. It's okay.
Really?
Yes. It's okay, it's okay.
Tamo-chan, are you good at cooking?
Yes, I'm good at it.
It's okay, it's okay.
Be careful.
Then, shall we wait for the food to be served?
That's right.
We've talked about it before, but...
Chika-san, have you ever cooked before?
Do you cook often?
I've been cooking since I was little.
My parents are full of work, so I don't cook at all.
But, you know...
I always ate by myself.
I don't remember much about making omelet rice, either.
That's right.
She said she was full of work.
She said she was full of work, but...
Dad!
What's wrong, Tamo-chan?
Huh?
What's wrong with you?
I'm full of work!
Dad and Mom were always away from home.
That's not uncommon.
I was raised alone, too.
Make it yourself.
That's right!
Are you crying?
I'm sorry. I heard something weird.
I didn't mean to do it!
You're acting weird because you're crying.
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I was lonely and I was sorry!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
It was a funny story, wasn't it?
Yes.
And now, the onion has finished cutting!
It's finished cutting?
It's cut!
What should we do?
It's fine.
I thought it was over!
It's fine.
It has to be finished cutting.
Please fry the onion in butter!
So that it doesn't burn!
By the way,
do you have any memories of an omelet rice?
When I was little,
my mom often made me an omelet rice.
It was fun, wasn't it?
My mom made it for me.
The taste is weak.
The taste of ketchup...
The taste was weak.
Maybe it's not enough ketchup.
Why did you make it for me?
I want to put more ketchup in it.
That's not it.
The taste of ketchup is weak.
If it wasn't for ketchup, I wouldn't have made it for you.
I don't like ketchup.
Please put a lot of ketchup in it.
I don't like ketchup.
It's true.
The onion is done.
It's done.
How is it?
It's a good color.
It was fun.
What will you do next?
After this, put the chicken in it and stir-fry it.
I got it.
Chicken...
Chef Tamori stir-fries a large piece of chicken.
The chicken is well cooked...
Shut up!
I'm sorry for making you do it.
I'm sorry.
While the two are crying, she puts more rice in it.
If you don't say it, people will forget it, so just in case...
Chef Tamori is making omelet rice now.
Please don't make me do it.
People will cry.
It's true.
What will you do next?
I'm going to put an egg in it and stir-fry it.
That's right, it's omelet rice, so you have to put an egg in it.
It's cute.
You put a plate in it?
It's an omelet rice.
Everyone, I'm telling you, he's making an omelet rice.
I can't stand it. I can't stand it.
Why do you put an omelet and rice together?
It's not a community service.
Get rid of that kind of thing.
It's going to melt. It's going to be a mess.
That's right.
Why is it so ugly?
It's still raw.
This is difficult.
It's still raw.
It's an omelet.
It doesn't look like the eggs are solidified yet, but is it okay?
Can you pick it up?
Omurice
Freshly made omurice
Is she going to write something for me?
What is it?
What did you write?
Fever
Are you ready?
Ready, set...
It's done!
Tamori's special, dirty omurice is done!
It doesn't look like it, but I'm sure it'll taste okay!
Don't cry anymore!
I'm scared!
I'm going home!
Tama-san
Tama-san, is your face okay?
Your face is terrible
The chicken is not raw!
What are you saying?
The chicken is not raw!
It's not raw!
What do you mean, the chicken is not raw?
Why do you look like that?
You didn't make omurice, did you?!
(laughter and applause)
What is this corner?
What is it?
(crying)
What is it?
(crying)
I'm tired of this!
I'm not tired of this!
(laughter and applause)
I'm not tired of this!
What's up with you?
This is really amazing!
At the end of the show, Tamo-san was crying a lot and felt like she had fallen, didn't she?
I'm not tired of this!
I feel like I want to watch it one more time!
I feel like something is going on!
Make it a little quieter!
That's right!
I want to watch it one more time!
I want to give you one more chance!
Maybe you feel like something is going on?
I don't hate it!
You don't hate it!
That's right!
Next up is...
Mio-san of Asagaya Sisters and their love story "Big Muscats" and their first love story "Flowers Blooming"...
Mio-san, please!
Okay!
Asagaya Sisters' Mio's "Junjun Satete"!
(applause and cheers)
"Junjun"!
Okay!
This segment is...
Recently, I've been listening to "Muscats" songs too...
I'm interested in love and I, Asagaya Sisters' Mio...
Will listen to "Muscats"'s sweet love story!
I heard you guys' stories will make me "junjun" (sleepy)
"Junjun"?
You want to "junjun"?
I want to "junjun"!
"Junjun"?
If it's Mio-san...
But, of course...
Lip and Lip...
Ah! That's good!
"Junjun"!
Kisses?
Kisses...
Kisses are good!
You like kissing, don't you, Mio-san?
I like it!
Kisses...
Aren't they supposed to be light?
That's right!
French kisses and light kisses...
Light kisses...
Aren't they supposed to be like that?
Not at all!
"Junjun"!
At first...
Light kisses...
They start...
They start, but...
Their lips overlap...
They overlap and...
"Junjun"...
Their lips start to overlap...
"Junjun"...
What does "junjun" mean?
Is it a button?
In their lips...
In their lips?
In their lips...
Ah!
Their tongue... Their tongue?
What's going to happen to their tongue?
Will they get entangled?
It's getting better and better.
How do you feel about their lips?
Like marshmallows.
Marshmallows are not food.
They exchange juices.
What's going to happen to their lips after kissing?
Kissing is bad.
What? Are you going to kiss there?
In their boyfriend's lips?
Their lips?
Their lips are getting thicker and thicker.
Are their lips thick?
Thick.
As thick as a bath.
As thick as a bath?
As thick as a bath.
Ah, it's pretty thick.
It's pretty thick.
Thick, thick, thick...
- Ara ara ara - Zhin, zhin, zhin - Below, below, you see?!
- You're using me too much, aren't you?! - Where do you go with that?!
- You won't tell me where to go, will you?! - Hoshiganri (eels)
Huh?! Zhin?!
- What's that supposed to mean?! - Hoshiganri (eels) - That's weird, isn't it?!
- With my beans... - Zhin!
- With my beans... - Ara ara ara - I'm going to...
I'll eat it!
Oh no!
You're right, Mio-san.
Wow, Genji, Genji, Genji!
That's nice! You're getting all excited, aren't you?
Nice! Nice, you're getting all excited.
It's bad, isn't it?
Don't use it like that, Mio-san!
Yeah, it's a little light at first.
Ah, I see.
Then, Kawakami-san, are you ready?
Do you know what "ice lip" is?
I don't know.
Ice...
You put ice cream in your mouth...
And then...
You eat the ice cream...
And then...
You eat his whole body...
And you eat his whole body...
I can't imagine it.
Don't say it!
I can't imagine it.
Don't say it!
Then, let's do it the other way around.
A man eats ice cream...
And then...
He puts cold ice cream...
On Miho-san's cheek...
That's nice, isn't it?
And then...
He kisses you...
And then...
His warm upper and lower lips...
Are touched slowly...
That's amazing!
(laughter)
You guys...
Your favorite...
- Where was it here? - Here? Huh? Here? Here is...
Nipples!
She said it herself! She said it herself!
This is difficult!
It's not difficult!
- You can do it! You can do it! - I can't do it?
- I'm really not good at this. - Everyone has an ideal plate you'd like to use, right?
- Would you like to try some ice? - No, not at all!
- Ice or something like that... - It's going to melt!
- Let me do it! - Let me do it!
What do you mean "junjun" when you're tired?
- Well, I did "junjun" quite a lot, but... - Hey, what's wrong with you?
- Stop it, please. - I often enjoyed it.
- I want to "junjun" in this kind of self - independent project. - It's not fun for me at all!
- It's fun, isn't it? - Junjun!
- What are you doing?
- Junjun! - Junjun!
You can watch "God's Night Fever" at www.tmm.com!
I think it's good.
Next is a popular segment.
It's a segment of everyone who is very cute.
Well, Momo-chan, please!
Yes!
It's "Pinpon Mononogi's Gara Gara Onoyomi Consultation Room"!
- Cheers! - Cheers!
- Gara Gara! - Gara Gara!
- It's good, isn't it? - It's fun, isn't it?
- It's kind! - You don't have to drink it!
This is a segment where Pinpon Mononogi-san and Momo- nogi-san will answer your questions!
- That's right! - Right, Oogi-san? - That's right!
- Right? - I'm happy about this segment, Oogi-san!
- Let's get started, Oogi-san! - Yes!
- Please give us the first question! - I understand!
Let's do it!
Pen name "Bundoshoji"!
Pin-chan, Pon-chan, kid!
- Good evening! - Good evening!
I'm 42 years old, but I've never dated a woman before!
My friends say I have high ideals,
but first-timers tend to have high ideals,
are tall, like women, and do CA.
Is it strange for me?
I have these kinds of worries.
- Indeed, ideals tend to get higher and higher. - That's right.
- They get higher and higher as you get older. - That's right.
As a first-timer, you want to cherish your ideals, don't you?
- That's right, you want to cherish them. - Yes.
- I don't think it's strange for you. - I understand.
- That's right. - I also have high ideals. - Shut up, first-timer!
You're the one who didn't ask this question!
- It's tough, isn't it? - It is!
- Well then, Pin-san! Please solve this problem with "gara-gara"! - Yes!
Yes!
You're almost there, first-timer!
Well then, please listen.
Ration name "Fundoshi Prince", "Fundoshi Egg", and "gara-gara" are...
- Is that a dot or a line? - It's not a dot, is it?
- This song suits "Thirsty Voice" very well.
- Is it low? - It's not a low voice, is it?
- It's not a low voice, is it?
- It's a good song, isn't it? - It has a good taste.
- It's a good song, isn't it? - It's a good song, isn't it?
- Is it low? - It's not a low voice, is it?
- It's a low voice, isn't it?
like this
I like her voice.
Her voice is just right. It's sad.
It's good that you bought it.
It's good, isn't it?
What do you think, Tia-san?
After all, Momonogi-san's husky voice and her sweet face...
You remembered it, didn't you?
After all, I'm very attracted to her.
You're attracted to her.
Muscat Night Fever was sponsored by bff.com.
Muscat, you have an announcement, don't you?
Yes, we started our Hiroshima Club Quattro tour in Kawakiri.
The large-scale, medium-sized Quattro Tour 2017...
Our tour will continue in Yumeida, Nagoya and Shibuya.
Please come and see us!
In addition, our first album "Kiiro Airaku" will be released on April 26th.
Our new song "ITunes" is being pre-released.
For more information, please visit our official website.
As a hostess, you have a lot of things to do.
You have a tendency of not being able to speak freely, don't you?
But you've given me a great opportunity.
I think it's a great experience.
It's a great experience.
I'll speak in Japanese and then speak in English again, okay?
Asuka-san also spoke in English in the middle of it.