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[Takahashi Ai VS Takahashi Ai]
It has begun!
[Takahashi Ai VS Takahashi Ai]
Yes, for this DVD project,
we asked Takahashi Ai to think of a competition
where everyone can win.
Yes!
That's what we'd like to do with Ai-chan today.
Ai-chan isn't here right now.
Huh? Where are you going with me?
I thought you couldn't see me because you're too small.
Huh? That's...
No, I couldn't see you at all.
So, today...
I could hear you from inside.
I could hear you a little, but...
On this autumn concert tour,
we, Morning Musumen.'s leader,
who will graduate from Morning Musumen.
We'd like to invite Takahashi Ai-chan!
Let's say "Ai-chan" together!
One, two...
Ai-chan!
Hey!
Hey! We don't need that kind of joke!
And we don't know what it means!
Takahashi-san's...
Isn't it "chopper"?
"Chopper"?
Oh, it's "chopper."
Oh, which one?
Takahashi-san's little joke.
So, today...
We've brought a match that we're confident in.
Ai-chan, how about it?
I'm confident in losing.
What?!
Before you say that...
Hey!
This is where you're a leader.
You're the one who said "chopper" and defeated us.
You're the one who said it.
See?
I'm on it today, Takahashi-san!
I hope you can win like you're doing now.
I won't lose.
I won't lose to you guys.
Ai-yo! Ai-yo!
Don't make fun of me, Takahashi-san.
You bastard!
Hey, Mikey!
Good luck!
Now that we've brought Ai-chan in...
Let's do the title call!
One, two...
"Morning Musume" DVD Magazine Vol. 39!
AI's EIGHTH BIRTHDAY!
Start!
AI's EIGHTH BIRTHDAY!
The first match is...
AI's MEAL COMPETITION!
Who has chosen this match?
Me!
Suzuki, please step forward.
AI's MEAL COMPETITION!
Since it's "AI's MEAL COMPETITION,"
AI and Suzuki will play this game.
We got this game on this table in the morning.
Suzuki, why did you choose this game?
How do you play this game?
As you know, "AI's MEAL COMPETITION" is played in "AI's MEAL COMPETITION."
The reason I chose this game is...
I have a passion for "AI's MEAL COMPETITION."
I love "AI's MEAL COMPETITION" so much.
So I chose this game because I thought I would never lose.
Can you play this game even without "AI's MEAL COMPETIT?"
Yes, I can.
That's amazing.
The first match is...
AI's MEAL COMPETITION!
Who will go first?
Me!
You can do it!
See you!
I think it's better for me to go first.
AI's MEAL COMPETITION!
What will you do?
AI's MEAL COMPETIT!
Suzuki, will you go first?
Suzuki, please go first.
Can I say it before I go first?
Sure.
AI's MEAL COMPETIT!
Can I say it now?
Sure.
Please say it however you like.
Let's get started.
AI's MEAL COMPETIT!
Ready...
Start!
Why didn't it open just now?
Hello!
You're Taisho, right?
You're energetic, aren't you?
Welcome!
The usual!
What's "the usual"?
You're a regular, aren't you?
Thank you!
You're fast!
Your voice sounds like you're back from club activities!
Thank you!
There's a lot in there, isn't there?
What is it now?
There's a chopstick.
With the chopstick...
You're doing something.
Oh, is it a chant or something?
That's a big smile.
It already looks good.
Let's eat!
Appeal to the camera, okay?
She's eating! She's eating!
She's sucking it!
You're fast!
Isn't it right?
It's delicious!
I'll come back again!
Thank you!
No comments about the taste?
It was as good as usual!
Thank you!
Go pay for it!
I'll pay for it again!
Time's up!
It was so good!
It was good, wasn't it?
It was so good!
Thank you!
As expected of the person who chose it.
She was doing it with confidence.
It's amazing and fun!
Next, we'll have Ai-chan eat ramen in the air.
What will you do?
I've never done anything like this before.
Will you start from where you enter?
I'll start from here.
You'll start from here.
Then, Ai-chan's ramen in the air!
Ready, start!
Hello!
What should I eat today?
Oh, I have to choose my first choice.
You're completely facing your butt.
Um, butter ramen.
It's hard to see your back.
It looks delicious.
Please give me this.
Butter!
How is it?
Are you comfortable?
It's a little cute.
It's cute.
It's good.
It's fashionable.
Appeal to the camera.
What?
Did you cut your chopsticks?
You cut your chopsticks with your teeth.
Thank you!
You're mean with your teeth.
It looks delicious!
This is where it gets important.
It's cute! It's cute!
You look like an idol.
Because you're an idol.
I'm doing it.
You blew on it twice.
Appeal to the camera.
It was hot. It was cute.
You're cute, but you're an idol.
You're an idol, but you're eating ramen.
She's doing it. She's doing it.
She's doing it with a lot of momentum.
It's cute!
It's delicious!
Don't glare at me!
It's good.
It looks like it.
What do you put in it?
Red chili pepper?
I don't know.
What?
Do you put in that much?
Put in a little.
Curry?
Curry is delicious!
It's hot!
Chili oil?
I didn't put chili oil in my hand.
Red chili pepper.
It looks delicious!
It looks like you're really going to eat it.
This might be good, Ai-chan.
The soup is here.
The soup at the end.
Thank you for the meal!
Time's up!
That was a pretty good battle.
It was good, wasn't it?
Both of you ate ramen.
What is this?
It looks like you're both eating ramen.
But first of all, this ramen battle.
Which one was better?
Please raise your cards!
Which one was better?
Suzuki, Takahashi, Suzuki, Takahashi, Takahashi, Takahashi, and Jourei!
It's Jourei!
I thought it was going to be really bad!
Rena said that if you pay for it, she'll give you his.
But I'm Jourei, so I'll pay in total?
She'll pay in total.
We just finished our ramen match, but the next theme is...
BBQ!
In the air!
Ready...
Start!
Hello!
You're smiling.
You're cute.
I'll have hormones...
What?
Hormones, and...
Kalbi, and...
I'll have all of it.
Thank you!
That was quick.
How do you turn it on?
Turn it on for me!
You do it yourself.
I see.
You adjust the heat yourself.
I guess you're used to it.
That's a nice sound.
What are you doing?
Are you putting oil on it?
No, I'm putting meat on it.
Is it the sound of meat?
I think it's done.
Give me food!
Thank you!
You look good with food.
This is important.
Kanon's face.
Take a close-up of it.
Kanon's face.
Give me one more!
She only has one piece of meat.
I don't have a lot of meat.
The rice and...
It was delicious.
Time's up!
It was delicious!
But it was bad.
The taste spread in my mouth.
Really!
I ate it!
You had a lot of imagination.
It was bad.
It was delicious.
It made me hungry.
Next is Ai-chan's air-fried meat.
Yes.
Ready...
Start!
Please give me samgyeopsal.
What's samgyeopsal?
It's pork.
Oh!
You wrap it in ssamjang.
You wrap it in Korean food.
She's going to do it for me.
She's cute.
She's going to do it for you, Ai-chan.
She's going to do it for me.
Ai-chan.
She's good at it.
Is it sauce?
It's sauce.
Sauce and...
I'm waiting for you.
Thank you very much.
It was delicious.
I'm getting hungry.
She's wrapping the kimchi in the lettuce.
She's a strict person.
She's calm.
She ate it.
It's already in her mouth.
It's delicious!
She's moved. She's cute.
Time's up!
This is difficult!
Suzuki and Ai have different kinds of food.
Let's see the results of the Yakiniku AI battle.
The result is...
Ta-da!
Takahashi, Suzuki, Suzuki, Suzuki, Suzuki, Suzuki!
Suzuki won!
I'm glad!
Kanon's Yakiniku AI was really good.
I thought it was real Yakiniku.
I'm glad.
It was delicious.
My impressions were always delicious.
It's one-on-one now.
I'll announce the last topic.
This is the last one.
This will decide the game.
The last one is steak!
AI will eat it.
Suzuki, steak.
AI will eat it.
Start!
Good evening!
It's night.
It's calm today.
It's dinner.
It's steak.
It's the usual one.
It's common.
It's always common.
It's very common.
Is it ready?
It's early today.
Thank you.
It's always early.
Can I have that one?
Thank you.
It's important because it will fly away.
Thank you.
I'll eat it.
It's different from usual.
It's good.
It's cut.
It's good.
It's not good yet.
What did you say at the end?
It's over!
It looked delicious.
I could see the steak.
It looked delicious.
Now, Ai-chan!
I don't want it anymore.
Air Steak! Takahashi Ai!
Ready, start!
Thank you for the meal.
Date?
Adults!
I want the best meat.
Adults!
How do you want it cooked?
Medium, please.
It's fashionable!
You say it in English, don't you?
It's done! It looks delicious!
It's hot!
You don't say that, do you?
It's delicious!
It's hot!
Do you want it?
No! It's cute!
It's delicious!
Do you want it?
Yes!
It's hot!
Medium, please! It's cute!
You say it in English, don't you?
Can I have French bread?
French bread?
It's fashionable!
Do you want it?
Do you want French bread?
Do you want it?
Do you want it again?
It's done!
You're too loud!
Now, it's decided who will win!
Think about it carefully and vote for me!
Ready, start!
Ta-da!
Suzuki! Suzuki!
Tokohashi! Tokohashi! Suzuki!
Suzuki. Suzuki. Tokohashi.
Which one? One. Two. Which one?
Ai-chan got three. Suzuki got four!
That means...
This match is Suzuki's victory!
Yay!
Congratulations!
Because it's too much for one person and it's not delicious, it's fun!
It's too delicious!
Congratulations!
Let's move on to the next match!
Yo!
The second match is tongue-twisters competition!
Yay!
So, you chose...
Yes!
Sayashi! Come over here!
Why did you choose this match?
Well, I'm not very good at speaking fast, but...
You're not good at it.
I'm not, but... I'm not, but...
I'm not, but...
But Takahashi is famous for biting.
That's right!
I'm not famous! I'm not famous!
I'm famous, so I thought I'd like to compete against you.
I see.
If it's Sayashi, we can win, right?
That's right.
I see.
Well, Ai-chan, you bite a lot, don't you?
I don't have confidence in winning.
I do have confidence in biting, though.
You do have confidence in biting.
Did I say something good?
You did say something good!
Well, I hope you'll do your best.
Well, first of all...
Let's start with Sayashi!
Are you ready?
Yes!
Then we'll start!
Speak fast!
Ready...
Start!
Osha...
Oshare na rei na, otsuka rei na, oshare na rei na, otsuka rei...
Ah...
I'll start from the beginning.
Oshare na rei na, otsuka rei na...
Great!
Sayumi no Yu no Mi...
OK!
Takahashi Ai to Hanashiai...
Good! Next!
Namamini...
Namamini, namagomen...
Namai kita!
Namamini, namagomen...
It's really hard!
Namamini, namagomen...
Namai kita!
Namamini, namagomen...
Namai kita!
Namamini, namagomen...
Namai kita!
OK! Next!
Suzuki-zuzuki-de-zuki-zuki-zuki-zuki...
What are you doing?!
One more time!
Suzuki-zuzuki-de-zuki-zuki...
Ah!
Suzuki-zuzuki-de-zuki-zuki...
Next!
Musumen. no. gaki-san is often eaten by kaki-kun.
I don't eat that much.
Musumen. no. gaki-san is often eaten by kaki-kun.
Akasayashi, Aosayashi, Kisayashi...
Red, blue, yellow, red, blue, yellow, blue, blue, blue, red, blue, blue, red, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue
Aika is peko peko, me peko peko.
Ritsui is peko peko, me peko peko.
Aika is peko peko, me peko peko.
OK, last one!
Mizuki is Mizuki and drew over her Mizuki dress.
OK, we will announce the results of ourертimes later,
Next up is Ai-chan.
She struggled quite a bit to come up with her own name.
- Sayashi. - That's right.
- Aosayashi. - But isn't high school more advantageous?
- That's right. - She knows that word.
- That's right. - It's her first time seeing it.
- I should have said it earlier. - But you did say it.
- I did say it. - Please say it.
- I was looking forward to it. - She was looking for it herself.
Then, Takahashi and Ai's tongue twister battle!
Ready, go!
Oshare na neina.
- Huh? - What?!
Oshare na neina.
- What?! - All right!
- Sayumi no mi! - Oshare na neina.
- Okay! - Sayumi no mi ni.
- Are you serious? - Sayumi no mi no mi.
- Sayumi... - Are you deaf?
Sayumi no yu no mi.
Sayumi no yu...
Let's say "namari" together!
Seyumi's dinner
Okay!
Seyumi's dinner
Say it faster!
Challenge
It's average word!
Namagomi
- No! - "Namaikuta"
Namagomi
No!
Namagomi
Okay!
Continue!
Don't laugh!
Are you kidding me?!
Hang in there!
Okay!
Your daughters grew up well.
Sorry!
Red warriors! Green warriors! Turning warriors!
It's not fun!
Calm down, everyone!
You're the one who's got to calm down!
Red player, blue player, yellow player.
Okay.
She said okay herself.
Right, left, right, left, right.
Left, right, left, right!
I can't read!
My head hurts!
My mouth hurts!
Michi pyoko pyoko moon pyoko moon.
It's Mi.
Michi pyoko pyoko moon pyoko pyoko.
It's Akai, pyoko pyoko.
It's Akai!
That's enough.
Akai, you're so good!
Everyone, you know what time it is, right?
Mitsui-pekapeka, mi-pekapeka, Aika-pekapeka, mu- pekapeka,
Mitsui-pekapeka, mi-pekapeka, Aika-pekapeka, mi- pekapeka,
Mitsui-pekapeka, mi-pekapeka, Aika-pekapeka, mu- pekapeka,
It's funny.
But Aika, you know what the time is but please enjoy.
Okay, next!
Misugi wore a swimsuit and drew a picture of a swimsuit.
The old man!
He's the one who's talking!
You have to think calmly!
What is this?
You don't have to think, you just have to talk!
You have to think!
A swimsuit changed a swimsuit's swimsuit's picture!
Alright!
Okay!
Time's up!
I'm tired!
I'm tired of this!
I'm tired!
What is this?
It's too funny!
I don't want it anymore.
Wait, Aite is the best!
The best!
Wait, Aite is the most interesting person I've ever met.
Interesting!
You know, she's the most interesting person I've met in the past ten years.
Really!
I'm not kidding!
It's a long story, but...
She's really interesting!
I'm tired of this!
Now...
My back hurts!
With a lot of excitement...
I did my best!
We've delivered...
You know the result, right?
A quick win-lose match!
Well, do you think you know the result?
For now...
Yes.
I'd like to announce it.
Sayashi...
2 minutes and 31 seconds.
And...
Aite...
3 minutes and 33 seconds!
Wow!
But that means we have more time.
So, in this match...
Sayashi and Rio win!
Yeah!
Congratulations!
I'm frustrated!
You're not frustrated, are you?
After losing so many matches?
You're not frustrated, are you?
I can't help it.
Hurry up and tell me.
I can't help it!
I think I'm going to lose.
Tell me!
I can't help it!
Let me know in the comments!
The third match is arm wrestling!
And the winner is...
Rikuta!
So, why did you choose arm wrestling?
- What was that? - What?
Because you can win for sure!
Yeah!
(growling)
Hey!
This is a mic performance!
You have to perform!
What's wrong with you?
It's fine!
And I wanted to do it before you asked me for a mic performance!
I can't get used to it!
The mic is bent!
I can't get used to it!
I can't do it!
Be nice!
I'm sorry!
You said you can do it!
How about it?
You said you can do it!
You're nice!
I learned it!
You said you can do it!
But you said it in a funny way!
It's funny!
What was it?
You said you can do it!
How about it?
I can't bend it!
You're nice!
I can't do it!
Let's watch their performance!
Let's do it!
You're right-handed, right?
Yes!
Let's do this!
Ready...
Go!
It hurts!
Well done! Congratulations on your victory!
Rikuta wins!
It was really fun!
I want Ai-chan's legs to replay.
It was like a replay.
Amazing!
Were you training?
Did you have time?
I wasn't training, but my arms and legs were popular at school for a while.
While I was doing it, I won against a boy.
With such a thin body.
You have muscles.
Amazing!
Compared to that, Ai-chan's legs...
I thought my legs would be lifted up.
Really...
Half of your body was up.
That's right.
I thought my legs would break.
My legs were shaking.
It was really fun!
You fought fair and square.
Let's end with a handshake.
Both of you.
Hold me tight, Rikuta.
Go!
There's a handshake.
I didn't want to do it.
It was a good pass.
Rikuta wins!
Congratulations!
Rikuta wins!
The fourth match is the bridge grabbing match!
Who has chosen this match?
Ruku-chan!
Please come over here.
Why did you choose this game?
Because I love beans.
Do you like beans?
Yes, I do.
I see.
Both of you will start at the same time.
It doesn't matter which one you start with.
Are you ready?
Yes, we are.
Then...
Ready...
Start!
Which one should we start with?
We have to do it.
Beans are slippery.
Can we start with any one of them?
Yes, you can start with any one of them.
You can start with rice.
I didn't know you can start with rice.
It's because it's not slippery.
But I think Fuku-chan is faster.
You can catch beans if you start with a chopstick.
Wow!
I didn't know that.
Did you hear that, Mizuki-chan?
I didn't know that.
I haven't heard it yet, so I've been doing it.
Calm down.
While listening to her advice...
She said she didn't hear it.
I don't think she heard it.
I heard it.
Really?
Really? Say it.
As soon as I said it, I couldn't catch anything.
Stand up.
This is...
Calm down!
This is...
Calm down!
Good job!
It's not easy to grab the ball, but you can run.
Fukui-chan, run and catch it!
It's annoying!
Oh, you're right!
Ai-chan, you have a good pace!
Oh, it's not like that.
Oh, you're good!
You have a good personality!
Ai-chan, you're good!
Oh, it's annoying!
You can do it! But it's frustrating!
It's frustrating!
Oh, it's big and difficult!
Oh, you gave up!
Oh, you can do it!
Deep and strong!
You're not going to do it?
Ai-chan!
Good luck!
How much time is left?
One minute!
Wait a minute!
Oh, you can do it!
You can do it!
How is it?
Oh, you can do it!
Wait a minute!
This is...
You can do it!
Fukui-kun, you can do it!
This is...
Both of you are very clever!
Ai-chan, you're doing well!
It's over!
30 seconds left!
Time's up!
This match...
Takahashi Ai wins!
It's finally over.
We finally won.
It's true. We finally won.
It was a good match.
Takahashi-san was next to me and I was so nervous I couldn't do it.
You couldn't do it because you were nervous?
What kind of nervousness?
Because I like you.
Because you like me?
That kind of nervousness!
Can you hold this for me?
Congratulations on Ai-chan's victory!
I won!
Let's move on to the next match!
The fifth match is the fast-eating match!
Who do you think chose this match?
It's Mitsui!
Aika loves eating rice, so I chose fast-eating!
This time, it's an ice cream fast-eating competition.
There are 20 ice creams on the plate.
The one who eats the fastest in three minutes or eats the most in three minutes wins.
Now that it's melting, let's get started with the fast- eating competition!
Ready, set, go!
Thank you for the food!
I want to eat it too!
I've been wanting to eat it for a while now!
Can we look at it while we eat it?
Is it caramel flavor?
Yeah, it's caramel!
How does it taste?
I'm enjoying it, but it's fast-eating!
Aika looks like she has a headache.
It's cold!
It's cold, right? You must have a headache.
But it's hot in here, so it should be fine, right?
My tongue is really hot right now.
I know!
It's hot, right?
It's cold!
You can't do that!
Do it yourself!
The ice cream is cold.
What did you say?
The ice cream is fast-eating.
That's right! The ice cream is fast-eating!
Ice cream isn't fast-eating, is it?
That's right!
You don't eat it that much, do you?
It's normal for you, right?
But Aika ate half of it, so it's a little...
You can do it!
It's kind of cold.
This is...
At this point, it feels like Mitsui is eating first.
But I wanted to eat rice, you know?
She's giving up! She's giving up!
How much time do we have left?
Oh, one minute has passed.
Two minutes!
In two minutes...
Oh, it's starting to melt!
That's right!
It was freezing earlier, so I think it's hard, right?
It's hard!
It's hard, right?
It's melting!
Do your best!
I'm glad it's melting!
Isn't this ice cream easy to melt?
That's right.
I see.
But earlier, it was freezing a lot.
It was hard to eat it.
The ice cream is moving forward.
You're right!
More than any competition, if Suzuki is eating with an AI, she's eating with an AI.
Oh, that's right!
Nice!
Open it up! The chocolate is cool!
This is good.
It started with an AI over there.
It started with a unicorn.
She's eating ice cream.
Is it cold?
It's cold! It's cold!
Is it cold?
Oh, it's cold! It's cold!
One minute left!
Okay!
Do your best!
Suzuki is working hard, too.
That's right!
That's right! She's working hard!
She's eating meat.
I think it's getting softer.
It's hard.
It's hard? It's still hard?
It's hard.
It's hard!
But Mitsui is doing a good job.
AI, do your best!
But she looks amazing.
That's right!
Do you eat ice cream like this?!
It's the most embarrassing thing for humans to be seen eating ice cream.
It's as embarrassing as seeing you naked.
Naked?
That's right! Naked!
Wow! Sexy!
While you're in the warehouse...
Hurry up! Hurry up!
While you're in the warehouse...
About...
10?
5 seconds?
About 15 seconds!
Hurry up! Hurry up!
Hurry up!
10! Okay, everyone!
9!
8!
7!
6!
5!
4!
3!
2!
1!
Time's up!
Good job! Good job!
Are you okay, Ai-chan?
I can't do it!
You can't do it?
I can't do it.
If you look at it now, out of 20, 5 are left for Mitsui.
Ai-chan has 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 left.
So, Mitsui and Aika won this match!
You both did your best.
It was cold, wasn't it?
Yes, it was.
It's still in my mouth, isn't it?
The sixth match is "Hit, Cover, Rock, Paper, Scissors"!
Who chose this one?
Me!
Danagacchi!
Come here!
Okay!
"Hit, Cover, Rock, Paper, Scissors"!
Why did you choose this one, Danagacchi?
I have confidence in my power of hitting.
So, I chose this one to hit Ai-chan.
I see. You look strong.
It's just my daily routine.
Your daily routine.
I want you all to look at this one.
"My Helmet"!
Danagacchi made it for me.
I want you all to cover this one and hit it with this hammer.
Ai-chan looks good in it.
Are you happy about it?
Okay, please take your seats.
Adjust your positions if you like.
I'm scared!
You were dancing like this and then BOOM!
Even though you're wearing a ribbon.
I can feel it.
I don't care if you hit me as hard as you can.
Ai-chan, you can't hit me like that.
I don't care if you hit me as hard as you can.
What should we do about shouting?
Please shout as much as you can during the autumn tour.
Okay, okay.
Shout anything you want.
What should we do if there's no one?
What should we do about shouting?
Hit me, cover me, rock-paper-scissors, boom! Rock- paper-scissors, boom!
Okay.
I'm nervous!
Are you ready?
If you hit me two times first, you win.
Two times.
I'm really nervous about this kind of thing.
I'm serious about it.
Right? I don't want to lose.
It's difficult.
Are you ready?
Okay!
Okay, you're ready.
Please start when I say "go for it!"
Hit me, cover me, rock-paper-scissors, boom!
It's scary!
You're running away!
No matter how fast you hit me...
Don't come over here!
It's scary!
It's really scary!
It's scary!
It was really fast.
It's fast.
You're fast at starting.
Are you ready?
Really.
Keep your butt like that.
Wear this.
Don't run away.
Please start again when I say "go for it!"
Hit me, cover me, rock-paper-scissors, boom!
What was that?
That was like an aerobic exercise.
It was really scary.
You looked like an alien.
I'm sorry.
That was scary!
Were you surprised?
I was surprised!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
You were there, weren't you?
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I was hesitating!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Your voice didn't change from when you ran away!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
You can't say weird things!
If you win, you'll get hit!
If you lose, you'll wear it!
Well, then...
Wear it and play rock, paper, scissors!
Rock, paper, scissors!
Ai!
Ai will never run away!
Ai is so cute!
You didn't run away from me!
You didn't run away!
You won!
But I was scared!
It was crazy, but Reina was right about it, wasn't she?
Well, you'll decide it in one more step.
That's right!
Please do your best!
Now, sit properly!
You too!
You can't say anything about people!
Sit properly!
Now, one step left!
Oh my god!
It's too great!
Now, it's your turn!
Hit it, do your best, rock-paper-scissors, fight!
Oh my god!
You did it.
Hit it, do your best, rock-paper-scissors, fight!
You won!
Tonogachi won!
I can't do it!
I'll run away!
I did it!
Well, it's funny.
I can't do it.
Even if you won, you couldn't hit it.
First of all, you need to understand whether you won or lost.
You don't have a heart rate monitor.
You have a heart rate monitor, so you win this game!
You win!
Congratulations!
Really? Thank you, Fuku-chan!
Thank you, Fuku-chan!
The seventh game is "questions with instructions" competition!
The person who chose this game is...
Sayulee!
Why did you choose this game?
It's a game where you have to say cute lines.
I know what you mean, but...
I chose this game because cute lines go well with this game.
I see.
I don't feel like I can win when you say cute lines like that.
They're all weak.
You're cute.
I'll do my best.
You just have to make something up, right?
That's right.
You just have to make it up.
The rest of us will decide whether the lines were cute or not.
Let's start with Saimin.
What should I say?
Cute lines.
Anything is fine?
Anything is fine.
What should we do?
What should we start with?
I got it.
Here we go.
One, two...
Yes! You're cute again today!
Come, come.
Ah, the elephant fell down.
I don't know, it's an elephant.
Why isn't it an elephant?
It's not funny!
Wait, wait, what do you mean 'it fell down'?
Once again, elephants... elephants are unfair!
No, it's not unfair.
I want to play with elephants.
Cute.
That's how it is, that's how it is.
Then, once again...
If an elephant fell down, wouldn't it be funny?
An elephant fell down?
Besides, cooking kids themselves aren't that cute.
So, let's get our minds together and do it again.
Until now, it was a simulation.
I see, it was a simulation.
Then, once again...
Let's say it in different words.
I'm sorry, I'm really sorry.
Then, Saimi will say it in different words, so please do it.
One, two...
Everyone, I love you!
Pan, pan.
Ki...
Is the tree pretty?
Pan, pan!
Good, let's do it like that.
Stay with me!
Cute!
Let's hold hands!
Cute!
Pan, pan!
Yeah, I'm always watching you!
Pan, pan!
Here we go!
Cute, cute!
Pan, pan!
So...
Can I say it?
Let me introduce you!
Nice!
Cute!
I want a cat!
Cute!
Na...
How cute you are!
Pan, pan!
U...
Umambo!
What's up with you?
What do you want me to do?
Cute!
OK, OK, let's do it!
That's enough!
"Mou"?
"Mou" is "mou"!
Cute!
"U"... "u"... "u"... "usagi" (rabbit)
Cute!
OK, "pan"! "pan"!
"dai dai daisuki"!
Cute!
"ki"... "kimi dakeyo"!
Nice!
"yoroshiku onegai shimasu"!
Cute!
"su"... "su"... "suki"!
"kisu shite"? (kiss me)
That's it!
"te"... "te"... "te"... "te"...
"te"... "te"... "te"... "te"... " medi..."
Gotta take them out with your hand!?
Can we hold hands?
Cute!
"kawaii"!
Time is...
Time is up!
I got caught up!
"to"... "to"... "to"... "to"...
It's "taco-san", you know?
Ewww!
Anything else?
"ta" "ta" "ta"
I like "tagyo".
"ta" "ta" "ta"
What?
Ta ta ta.
"Ta" "ta"
"ta" "ta"
I want to ride "caa caa."
Not like "ta cai ta go kuwaai."
Ta cai ta go kuwaai!
You're correct!
Please stop, you're wrong.
What?!
Stay with me.
That's it.
Did you get it now?
Holding hands is the best, right?
That's suspicious.
What?
I don't like it.
You're looking at a little girl.
I like tennis.
That's cute.
That's it.
Time's up.
It's hard to judge.
It's hard.
Among the words we've said so far,
Which one was cuter?
I'd like you all to raise your hands.
It's not coming out.
Most of you are together, right?
You two turn around.
It's the worst pattern.
We'll announce it later.
Watch the DVD.
Is that what you're saying?
That's less hurtful.
You don't watch the DVD, do you?
Which one said more cute lines?
First of all,
Raise your hand if you think Ai is cute.
Next,
Raise your hand if you think Sayumi is cute.
I see.
The result is...
No way.
7-0.
We won!
Thank you, everyone!
What do you mean?
Ms. Michishige was cute.
She was cute, but she wasn't cute.
For now, we don't have her number.
We don't have her number from the beginning.
She's the best, isn't she?
Ms. Michishige, what was your favorite line of Ms. Suzuki?
"Yeah, you're cute today," was cute.
I see.
After that, she came down.
Of course.
We don't have her number.
She's a cute boss.
We won't lose.
We won't win.
Ms. Michishige won!
Congratulations!
Match number eight, eye sight competition!
Who chose this competition?
- Me! - Of course it's me!
Gaki, why did you choose this competition?
Well, my eye sight is...
2.0
I think it's higher than that.
- Really? - Because I know the number of planes that are flying.
You can see a lot of things like the second floor seats of concerts.
- You can see a lot of things. - That's amazing.
- Ai-chan, you have good eye sight too. - Mine is A.
- A! - Mine is A.
- A, B, C, right? - Yes.
- So you're the best one? - Yes, I'm the best one.
That's why I want to compete with eye sight today.
- I see. - Yes.
- Let's do our best. - Yes!
- We won't lose! - We'll do our best!
- Let's get started! - Yes!
- Let's get ready! - Yes!
- Are you ready? - Yes!
- I'm ready. - Could you listen to me?
- Are you ready? - Yes!
- Go ahead! - All right!
- Then...
- Starting with a soldier... - I'm nervous!
- It's okay to throw a ball at a soldier's timing. - Okay!
- Okay, here I go. - My eye sight is weird.
- It's... - Okay.
- Are you ready?
- Yes.
- There you go! - What?
- Did you get it? - Wait a minute.
- If you got it, can you come over here and draw it? - Which one?
- I don't know. - Do you want to know which one?
- Ai-chan doesn't know how to say it. - Wait a minute.
Wait a minute. Do you think this is right?
Which one is it?
It's this one, right?
But it's this one.
OK!
- Are you both OK? - OK!
- Let's have Gaki-san announce it. - OK!
A bug figure.
- Oh! - I see.
Isn't it? I feel like there's a leg in it.
A beetle.
- Oh, so the answer is a beetle, right? - Yes.
OK, next up...
- Ai-chan's answer, open! - A crab.
A crab!
But it did look like a crab!
- Oh, that's right. - OK, the correct answer is...
- Suzuki will announce it. - Here it is!
Ta-da!
- Oh, gross! - It was a beetle!
- Yay! - Yay!
- Scary! - Scary!
It's ticklish!
- Whoa! - Whoa!
- Stop it! - Thank goodness!
- OK, let's do it a second time! - Let's do it a second time!
- OK, then... - Stop it!
- Stop it already! - Stop it already!
- OK, are you both ready? - Yes!
- OK, then... - Yes!
- Go for it whenever you like! - OK!
- Here I go! - OK!
- Wow! - That's pretty good.
- You look happy.
- I'm happy.
- OK! - OK!
- Gaku, please give us your answer! - Recorder!
- No way! - Huh?!
- You're like a blacksmith!
- You have to give us yours.
- It's an octave, right? - An octave?
- An octave, where?! - You know, the drums...
Oh, you have an octave, right?
That's a penalty, isn't it?
That's a penalty.
That's a good question.
There are pros and cons.
Which one has the correct answer?
Suzuki-chan, please answer.
No way!
It wasn't this color.
What color?
There's a brown one.
Mine was brown, too.
It's the same size, but it's obvious.
But there's a recorder.
Gaki-san is correct.
You can do it!
That means...
It's already a draw.
Rika-chan wins!
That was quick!
That was kind of you.
That was short of a shot.
It ended in no time.
I'm glad you won.
You're a great owner of 2.0.
The first match is over!
Good job, everyone!
Looking back from the beginning...
First of all, Suzuki.
What did you think of the A.R. meal competition?
I was confident about A.R. meals.
I chose what I was confident about.
I was really happy that Takahashi-san won.
It was really good.
Which one was the best?
The steak was the best.
You ate it well.
The second match is Sayashi.
The tongue-twister competition.
What did you think of it?
I had fun playing against Takahashi-san.
But it was hard for me to say my own name.
It was frustrating.
But Takahashi-san won.
The third match is Ikuta and Udezumo.
You broke your microphone and so on.
What did you think of it?
I said I was confident about it.
So I was more confident about winning.
That's great.
Girls can win too.
She's a strong woman.
Isn't she strong?
She was strong.
The fourth match is Fuku-chan.
Tongue-twister competition.
What did you think of it?
I lost by myself.
But I want to win next time.
I don't have a next time.
But I want to win.
I don't know. There might be a next time.
I want to win next time.
Before that, you should practice.
I'll practice.
The fifth match is Mitsui and her tongue-twister competition.
Ais did her best.
I did my best.
I thought it was rice, but it was ice cream.
I was a little shocked.
But I can't go home until I win.
That's right.
She did her best.
We could see her guts.
It was exciting.
Tongue-twister competition.
Tanagacchi.
What did you think of it?
It was like Ais and me fighting each other.
I was like "Wow!".
But I lost by myself.
When Ais graduates, I want her to improve her reflexes.
I don't know what will happen in life.
That's right.
I want her to practice.
I'm worried about her.
Thank you.
You were strong.
The seventh match is a tongue-twister competition.
What did you think of it?
It was like Sayumi's solo performance.
I thought I was cute.
Ais has a good sense of words.
No.
It might have some meaning.
It was fun.
But Ais was too funny throughout the show.
That's right.
I'm full with just that.
That's right.
The eighth match was an eye-contact competition.
But it ended in a great way.
That's right.
Right?
I only won.
That's right.
You won.
Looking back,
Ais.
Yes.
You lost seven times in your life.
You're right.
How do you feel about it?
I love "Morning Musume".
That's good.
I love it.
It's delicious.
It's amazing.
But today, the leader who always organizes things like this...
Ouch!
The leader who always organizes things like this...
I don't know what to say.
She doesn't think too much about it.
She's having a lot of fun.
She looks stupid and cute.
I could see that she was doing it seriously.
This DVD...
Morning Musume.
"Morning Musume." is the best!
The leader is the best!
The best!
Let's watch it at least once a day.
Let's watch it!
Please!
That's a problem!
Why?
I'm a weirdo now.
Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it!
I'm here as a leader who is loved by everyone.
The first match...
There may be a solution somewhere.
It's not the last one.
That's right!
In that case...
Please...
I'll win!
Alright!
I'll win in that case!
Please!
That's how exciting "Love's Eighth Match" was!
Thank you for your hard work!
It was so much fun to see Ai-chan's change up up close!
Ai-chan, I love you!
I love you, too!
I love you, Ai-chan!
Ai-chan...
Ai-chan fell in love with me once again!
Yes!
I was so happy to see Ai-chan so excited!
Yes!
I won! I won! I won!
Thank you for your hard work!
I was so happy to win!
I want to do it again!
I want to do my best!
I love you, Takahashi-san!
Takahashi-san was so funny!
I was so happy to win!
Bye-bye!
"Morning Musume." was the last DVD magazine.
I had a lot of fun doing it.
It was so much fun!
I felt sad at the end and cried.
Please continue to support "Morning Musume."!
I'm Takahashi-san!
Goodbye!