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[PH] You've been waiting for this, haven't you?
The entertainment show, Respect Violence!
The show is about to be put on the table in order of respect from juniors.
Today we have these seven guests.
They look strong.
What is it today?
I feel like they respect me.
It's been 6 years since I've been on this show.
I thought I wasn't suited for this role and I was afraid of it.
But I came here today to see how it is.
I'm like a bad guy.
You're like a bad guy?
But you fight against this guy.
Yes, he's a delicate guy.
Delicate?
It's hard to praise him.
Then, a junior comedian came without knowing the plan.
Oh, he's here!
He's here!
Yes, yes.
I see.
It's difficult.
I'm sorry.
Today's guest is Kuritani.
Who do you respect in this year?
Please rank from first to seventh.
Do you respect me?
Can you talk from now on?
Can you bring me to work the next day?
I can't do that.
I'm going to work tomorrow.
You are a member who can bring me to work.
But I'm doing karate.
Please make it clear.
Kuritani has a separate room and thinks about his ranking.
Senior comedians predict their ranks with their wishes.
If it works, Ryo will give up and call Kinraku and Ran.
Kuritani is difficult.
I thought it was Kuritani.
Kuritani is important.
Isn't it close to LINE because you say glory?
No, I was told.
I don't respect you.
What?!
He was a comedian with a talk costume.
I've been watching him.
I don't admire him at all.
Then you don't have confidence.
That's right.
But you didn't do a live show with 10,000 people.
I don't know.
You did a live show with 10,000 people.
You have high possibility.
It's on sale.
Really?!
You have high possibility.
Now, everyone, please show us your flip phones!
Here you go!
Wow!
That's a lot of 2's!
2nd, 2nd, 1st, 3rd, 3rd, 2nd, 3rd.
You are all in the top 3.
You are really funny.
1st, 2nd, Kano san.
You said you are not confident.
People around me told me that.
I got motivated.
But 1st place is
for show races.
And
I think it is Noda kun.
I admire him.
And 3rd place is Iguchi.
I'm still a show racer.
What do you mean by saying that you joined the show race?
I didn't participate in the show race, but I'm still here.
I've been running for three rounds in a row.
I don't understand.
Ok, you are the only one who is in this row.
I think I'll put 7th place as possibility.
By putting 7th place as possibility, I'll get 1st place in show race and I'll not give up show race.
Wait a minute. You make me lose confidence.
You have a bad idea.
Hirako, you are so difficult.
Hirako.
It is surprising that entertainers like that listen to entertainers' radio often.
So I think they respect entertainers who are working hard on the radio.
I'm doing a lot of radio.
Maybe you're listening to me.
As an entertainer, you respect people who have feet in the ground.
I'm Iguchi, M-1 champion.
You shouldn't say that from a joke standpoint.
Kurita.
I've never heard of his joke reputation.
I think he has a huge complex about jokes.
I think you have respect for that.
Noda has won, but he's only a judge and a commentator.
Is that all you're going to say?
I don't think you respect him that much anymore.
Is that all you're going to say?
I don't have anything to respect about him.
It's annoying.
Mr. Saini.
I think I've been watching it for about five years of my career.
Even though it's disbanded and I'm not doing it now, I think I still have a little respect for it.
That's why it's third place.
The third place of Mr. Okado is surprisingly surprising.
I did it the moment Kuritani came out.
Kuritani is doing a pachinko show.
Kuritani is popular while playing pachinko.
But it's over.
Kuritani just graduated from the same school as me.
So I got a consultation last month.
I'm doing a pachinko show.
I said a lot of things like, you're not bad.
I think the evaluation is quite high there.
Yamamoto-san, third place.
A guest came to the radio show.
Before he left his girlfriend, I was single and asked him to make a girlfriend and get back together.
And he asked me for my LINE ID.
It's a cute way of approaching.
I said of course I will use it.
He respected me.
Don't say unnecessary things to people who look down.
My LINE ID has already appeared in the back of my head.
Kuritani finished her ranking and went back to the studio.
Welcome back!
She's smiling like a ranking member.
As you can see, each of the numbers in front of you are...
Do you think I'm in 7th place?
You're respected!
Why do you laugh like that?
You're all in the top 3!
How can you say that in that order?
Who are you talking about?
There's no way I'm in 7th place.
Now, the first ranking that you respect is...
If you don't call me, I'll be jealous.
Scary.
The first ranking is...
If Noda is first, it's 50,000 yen.
Okano-san.
I lost.
You only have money.
You are the worst.
You don't have to say it.
You are the worst.
Why?
It's the worst!
You're respected!
I don't care!
Why did you choose Kureta?
I was in the same agency.
I went to a concert for the first time in a fairyland.
It was so much fun!
What?
I wanted to make a story like you.
I've been working hard for a year or two.
But I couldn't make it at all.
I've always thought he's amazing.
I've never seen him working so hard.
I've read the Keiba Shimbun all the time before the show.
But I found his story very interesting.
He's a genius.
It's a joke.
The show is over now, right?
You consulted with Okano about that, right?
I'm nervous too. I only get nervous when I talk to Okano. She's the only member.
Really?
Couldn't you make up those characters?
If you made up those characters, I would have gotten first place!
The first place goes to Unobore.
The episode of Okano is a bit unexpected.
Next, Hirako, Kano, Iguchi. If you don't say their names, you win Unobore.
I know this one.
Let's see.
The second place goes to...
Kano Sander!
I got it!
A ring!
It's a ring!
I got it!
I got two!
I'm twice as happy!
I'm happy!
I'm so happy.
Seriously?
I'm so happy.
I want to be number one.
Wow, I'm so happy.
I've always loved you.
Since I was a viewer.
I want to sing for you if I become a comedian.
You are a star.
I want to be a star.
I thought you were cool.
But when I say I like Kano or Ogata,
my seniors say I can't say I like them.
Wait a minute! Who said that?
Everyone said it.
You don't have to say it at all, do you?
So you said it because you didn't respect them?
You said it because of your seniors' education?
When we did the American talk, I felt like other members were staring at me.
Don't say it.
I thought you were worrying about me.
I respect your true feelings.
I'm happy.
Nora-san, second place is Unobore.
Kirako-san, Iguchi, first place is Unobore.
I don't know.
There is no axis.
You are so honest today
I'm not honest at all
You said you didn't admire Kano san but you are not as much as others
Don't say that
You are honest today
That's what we are doing
If you don't say my name next time, Mizuta and Yamamoto will be together
Who is 3rd?
3rd place is Mizuta and Yamamoto but ...
Mr. Iguchi.
He's in the top spot
I'm jealous
I'm also worried about you
I'm sorry
I've never heard of it
You should say something
Iguchi looks like he's lower than me
No way
But he's the champion of M-1
His ability is amazing
He even peed in front of the security guard.
In Iguchi Land.
Say it with your official name.
I didn't pee in Iguchi Land.
It's not an official name.
He won the championship in such a bad situation.
He is very talented and interesting.
He is talented in that sense.
She is really friendly.
Oh, really?
When she is alone, her juniors come to talk to her and relax her.
Is she alone in a school?
She is very kind.
But only for Yoshimoto.
I don't like Yoshimoto.
But she is very kind to her juniors.
Wow, you are the first one to say that.
Even when we're doing variety shows together, if we stumble, they help us right away.
You can't help us every time.
That's not Yoshimoto.
If it's Yoshimoto, you can't help us.
I can't help you.
I can't help you, Yoshimoto.
Now, Noda is 3rd place.
Hirako is 2nd place.
I'm embarrassed.
Mizuta, Yamamoto are 1st and 2nd place.
Only people who are 3rd and 2nd place are left.
I see.
At least we want to be in 4th place.
We want to be in the top three.
The one who missed the worst three is...
NODA!
I see.
Yes, yes, yes.
I know what you mean
I know that pattern
You thought you were first
Noda san is funny
He has won twice in a race
But he is slower than me
300 km per hour
100 km per hour?
He is fast
He was so different in sports tests
He was late in sports day
I wasn't late
He was late
I wasn't late, he was fast
Here is the race
Kuritani won
He's fast
Why can't I win this?
I'm not athletic enough
I saw a cute girl's lame run
Like a frog or a swordfish
It all looked lame
You admired her so much
M1 and R1 are all like that
Why are you so slow?
Win M1 and R1
You're slow and you're like this
Elementary school?
I think M1's makeup is lame too
Everything is a lie.
Now, Hirako is a lie. Mizuta and Yamamoto are also a lie.
I think Hirako is below my expectations.
It's hard to predict.
She has legs.
She has leg strength.
She is a manzai stoic.
If that's the case, I'm not good at either.
It's a radio show.
But I think Kuritani likes radio shows.
No one said Kuritani likes radio shows.
Let's go.
5th place is ...
Who got out of the worst battle is ...
Ms. Hirako
[PH] That's dangerous!
That's dangerous!
She came too early
Mizuta, you're in the way.
I don't like that you're staying with Yamamoto-san.
Why?
He's not a passenger.
He's still staying with that leg of his.
It's because you're so far away.
Hirako is 5th.
I feel like Hirako's words are all for the listeners.
It's a radio show.
It's a bad personality pattern.
He was working on the radio even though it was a TV show.
He worked every month on the radio.
Was the radio off?
He was trying to point at the listener on the other side of me.
Not the viewer but the listener.
It's when you feel lonely.
It's like you're left behind.
I'm a listener but he doesn't see me.
Isn't that too much of a listener?
If it's true, it might be a reflection.
It's for the listener.
So, worst battle.
These two are left.
It's been a while since we felt like this.
I feel bad.
We could have done better.
I like this.
Let's go.
The one whose name is called is 6th.
Who is the senior you respect among these?
The 6th place is...
If you don't call me, I won't be called.
The one who was denied reunion is...
Mr. Yamamoto!
Thank you!
Thank you, Kuritani!
Thank you!
Is it the audience?
I'll watch you!
I know
What?
Yes!
6th place, Yamamoto
I wanna know why
What did you do?
There are many reasons
Look up on Wikipedia
There are many reasons
What should I respect?
I don't know
You exchanged LINE, didn't you?
I couldn't exchange LINE with Nicole
And I have something in common with YAMAMOTO-san, so I said I wouldn't switch with him.
I didn't hear about that.
And it's rude of me to leave like that.
YAMAMOTO-san, I'm sorry.
That's not what you said!
I have my own image!
I have results. I switched with him.
Did you exchange LINE messages?
Not really.
I got a girlfriend right away.
I couldn't go with her anymore because I graduated.
So you were going together.
Yes, we were going to a public bath.
That's how we exchanged our numbers.
A public bath?
What?!
You are so funny!
No, no, no!
You are so funny!
I told you that we should go for a drink together!
I told you, Kurita!
I told you we should go for a drink.
I hate public baths.
I don't go there.
You changed the words into public baths.
You're already in a relationship, so you should only say you're happy because you don't have a girlfriend.
That's fine.
What?!
Why do you all look like that when you're together?
That's fine.
That's why you lost your trust in each other!
If you talk to Kuriko, she'll say,
Hey, you're in a relationship!
No, we're not in a relationship!
No, that's not right!
That's not right!
If you tell everyone, it'll end up like this!
That's not right!
It's this way.
You're talking and doing it like that!
You said go-kon!
No, I didn't!
You said go-kon!
What? What do you mean?
It's bad reputation since you were young
You start feeling it on the spot
You did it right!
I did it right
Don't say ah
I've been watching this conversation by myself
I want to finish it
Can you walk me through the unbone table?
4th unbone road
I was saying it but I'm watching you.
Don't look at him.
He doesn't look at him.
What's the reason?
It's scary, small and small bowl.
You put it together.
What's the third one?
It's small bowl.
Explain it.
It's scary.
You're small but you're good at everything.
I'm not like that.
If you're not convinced, you're good at everything.
I'm in the same soccer team.
That's good.
I'm in the same entertainment team.
And my juniors are all scared of me.
You're in the same soccer team.
They say a lot of unnecessary things.
I can't help saying it, but I have to be careful.
And then I want to say something...
I don't have to say it that much.
I'm playing soccer and it's fun, but there's a huge difference in command.
But you said you were playing soccer, but you're not a professional.
I'm not saying it with soccer skills.
Even though the time for using the court is decided, some entertainers say,
one more play, one more play, and try to do it a little more,
so adults don't follow those rules and say,
it's not funny, so let's stop.
Then it's just a scene.
Is there any other way of saying it?
Stop it.
What you say is right but...
It's just right.
That's right.
We go out for dinner together.
But no one goes out for dinner except Mizuta.
No one.
No one goes out for dinner.
I knew it.
You don't go out with your soccer team?
I don't go out with my soccer team.
I see.
I don't want to go there.
You are all seventh place.
What kind of expression should I use next, Mr. Mizuta?
I don't know.
What kind of expression should I use for entering the ground?
I'm just going to play soccer.
You are strong.
You want me to quit, don't you?
I can't do it.
Why can only a professional soccer player do it?
You want me to quit.
If you can, I want you to quit.
I can still do it if it's Japanese beef.
You're the power of overwhelming jokes.
I only cook now.
Cooks say this.
Why do people who only cook say this?
It's like comedians fighting.
But you still go to soccer club, right?
I play soccer.
It's too much.
It's fun.
The ball goes around.
How many times do you say that you're not past?
I'm not past!
I'm not from Brazil!
Are you going to quit?
I'm not going to quit!
You're too much!
He's mentally immature!
Even if you live together for a moment, you hide your manhood!
Sometimes talking to men makes me happy!
Stop it!
Female entertainers...
That's not possible!
The battle is fierce in the south!
The stadium is noisy!
I'm not having fun!
I'm quite experienced.
And I'm not good at fighting.
I can't think of any good or bad points about him.
I'm checking my past too!