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Today we have eight celebrities here.
Eight!
Eight of them don't know about today's program at all.
That's right.
It's rare for you to be there.
What's that? I'm scared.
And you're not wearing white.
I'm not wearing white all over my body.
Why are you sitting here?
I don't want to be asked anything beforehand.
I don't know anything about longhairs.
It's a miracle that you are sitting in the front row.
It's not a miracle.
You are thinking about it.
I want to announce it.
Today's program is...
An explanation of how to handle celebrities.
I got it.
I want to go home early after work, so arrange a taxi so you can get on it quickly.
So if you have anything you want to confirm on that day, come back to the dressing room and process it for five minutes until you get to the taxi.
While working with popular celebrities, what kind of contact and what should you be careful about?
He announced the preliminary survey asked by his manager
If I had to be selfish in this situation, it's Paruru
Paruru or Takano
Takano is not selfish
He's delicate
I'm not delicate!
I don't think I have a hard time
You have a lot of hardships
Anyway, I'm trying not to get in the car
Please be careful
I'm the safest now
Don't say that.
Don't say whether you're right or not.
First, two of you with a devilish voice and a Tomahawk.
Oh, we're a duo.
The manager is Masuda, a Yoshimoto Industrial.
The selection criteria for work is a gyara.
That's unexpected.
I don't like it.
No matter how bad the job is, if it's a public service offer, they will be happy to do it for you.
So, I always negotiate the price so that the gyara can go up even by 1 yen.
Unexpected.
I think you two are willing to do it regardless of that.
You two seem to be very particular about it.
After all, you two got married.
I will do anything, so I want money even if it's 10,000 yen.
I'm telling you.
You too, Kin-chan?
Ryo-chan is the main one.
It's her.
Since she gave birth to two children,
she's like,
you two... you two just die.
I'm telling you not to negotiate as much as you can.
She's the type of person who shows her family's picture to her manager and makes her negotiate.
Negotiation?
If you show me this, I'll give you this.
It's better to show your family's feelings and negotiate.
I sincerely appeal to you.
Show your manager your face.
Master manager.
Yes?
Are you here?
Welcome. I'm your manager.
Master manager.
What kind of work will you be happy about?
I'll tell you in detail.
I'll be happy about sales of ION MALL and police chief.
Police officer happy to be arrested for one day.
Not one day prisoner.
What is it?
Arrested for one day and not prisoner?
Do you have any stories about one day officer, Matsuda san?
I have quite a lot.
Last year, I had about four or five cases.
Last year you had quite a lot.
Is one day officer good for a job?
It improves your image.
I like that.
It leads you to the next job.
Yes, there are jobs that ordinary comedians don't want to go.
Like a carnival party.
What is that?
Manzai and comedy are not funny in the first place.
We haven't heard of it.
There was one recently.
100 people ate rice with meat in Saudi Arabia.
How did you like it?
I mean, you gather people of the same hair color and say,
Dragon Ball!
What is that?
I know Dragon Ball.
You know it because you are overseas?
You like the world, right?
I'm addicted to the stone kings.
Stone kings?
Yoshimoto is amazing.
You have that job, don't you?
Why do you have a middle-aged man's diet party?
I normally do it in my car.
Of course you do.
You don't like middle-aged men's dark business.
I don't do it like that.
We have dark business like you do in your car.
We don't have dark business.
We are a big-time dark business.
Next is Fujimoto.
I'm Hasegawa, manager of Yoshimoto Industry.
He is a veteran comedian who earns a lot of money, but he packs up all the snacks that the program prepared for him and takes them home.
To prevent the staff and juniors from seeing his appearance and being wiped out, he is packing up snacks and trying not to open the door of the dressing room.
You're so nice.
You're so nice, aren't you?
I don't want you to see me as a junior.
I think you're right.
You should have said something like,
let's not do it.
You couldn't talk to me at that time.
It was so shocking.
It was so fast.
It was like a robbery.
You were screaming.
You were like a policeman who couldn't catch any animals.
No, no.
No, it's not like that!
Is there anything else? Like, ah...
Is there anything like, ah, this is a bit disgusting, why do you do things like this?
It's not disgusting!
When you took me out for pasta, there was a lot of pasta, so I thought of leaving some pasta, but I didn't want to leave any for the entertainer.
Ah, you were worried about it.
There was quite a lot of soup, so I hid a little bit of noodles under the pasta.
So you hid it so you couldn't see it.
So you put it under the water.
I put it in my mouth and he said I didn't eat it.
I said I'll eat it.
What?
He ate it all.
I'll eat it?
I'll eat it.
How is it, Ms. Arakawa?
It's gross!
No, no, no.
Thank you for the food.
It's gross!
Wait, no, no.
It's gross?
I heard that it's really a harassment.
That's right.
You have to be careful.
This is harassment?
Leftover harassment?
What is it?
Wait and see.
It's like you're getting closer to each other.
No, it's not like that.
You're getting closer.
You can't leave any food because you're scared.
You're right.
If you think you can eat it, you'll end up like a monster.
You'll be eaten.
You can eat it.
You're asking for a large portion.
You're right.
You're asking for a large portion.
You want to eat the rest.
It's like leaving it for young people.
Like young people eat a lot.
It's not the age to eat a lot even if you are young.
Yes, you should eat what you want.
I want to eat what a woman left behind.
I said it clearly.
I can't declare it.
I'm a youkai.
I want to eat what a woman left behind.
I wanna eat you!
I'm sick of you!
I can't help it!
I'm old.
Next, let's move on to Parul.
Parul's manager, Matsuo.
In a reset lifeboat, you can throw away anything and your memories will be reset too.
I used to throw my passport and credit card in a garbage can.
I don't even hand over important documents like plane tickets and personal signatures.
And not only about work, but also about the work, I try to tell you in words.
Oh, you're doing it.
It's hard.
You're giving away your passport.
What do you mean?
It seems like you're unconsciously giving it away.
If you notice it, you're like, oh, where did it go?
It's not there, and when I told my parents, they said it might be in the trash can, and it came out.
It happens.
Your parents know it.
Are there any other things you were surprised about when you gave it away?
I've never been asked for my past photos or private shots.
I thought it was hidden at first, but it's not.
What makes you want to reset?
I've been in the entertainment world since I was a teenager, so I've probably seen too much of that kind of childish or dirty things.
What?
The entertainment world says everything is dirty at this time of year.
No, not now.
Not now.
There weren't many of them in those days.
I see.
I don't want to leave any.
But when I finished my job, I didn't have any more LINE conversations with me.
I deleted all of them.
You deleted them?
Seriously?
If I have any work history left, I get stressed out and want to delete it when I'm done.
You want to clear up your memory.
Yes, I want to clear up my memory.
Why? Why?
Why?
Did you have any in your teens?
Stop it! Don't spread it!
You only have AKB!
I said it!
In your teens, you were 90% AKB!
Next, Yamamoto, the time machine monkey.
Yes, I'm in it.
You're in it?
I know you've been there for a month!
Do you have a manager?
Manager is Otapro.
And Okawa is here.
I'm always helping you.
Okawa is here.
He's going to disband.
Okawa, I'm saying this.
When you work in a marathon,
rather than how you go,
you should show us your condition like the course, distance, and runners.
Runners?
Of course.
Do you keep working in a marathon and leave results?
I participated in 27 hour television 100 km marathon two years ago
I retired at 65 km
You didn't retire!
No, no, no
I just let it go, but it's 65 km!
Some people run 100 km, right?
It's like a magic of Bunbo
I heard 100 km, but I'm over 100 km now!
I know, but...
I feel like I'm not lazy
I'm running 65 km!
I'm an iron man!
No, no, no, if you know me you wouldn't be like that
Please know me!
We've been doing this together for 20 years!
Even if you don't know me and say you run 65 km
What was the big battle back in the day?
Takeo-san!
I have a reset habit too
What?! Remember that!
Sonny...
The manager has a complaint about the marathon
It seems like he started the marathon for his health
I've been losing my health a lot.
I've been catching a cold once every two months.
You're doing it and you're losing your health?
I used to be the type of person who caught a cold easily.
What's good is that everyone trains properly and runs.
But I've been catching double the cold.
You don't have resistance.
I've heard a lot about marathon runners catching a cold easily.
It's because you don't have fat in your body.
I also drink supplements.
I have started drinking about 20 types of supplements.
I drink various supplements.
I don't have enough vitamin C in my capsule.
I need to eat oranges.
I think it's the opposite.
You can't get enough vitamin C in food.
I have become like that.
What does it mean to be long?
It's been a long time.
You are talking like you are doing marathon
I have no choice
You look like a long distance talk show
No way I don't know about people's subliminal speech
You know it right?
Next
Takeuchi Onoka and her manager Nakagawara.
She wants to give up her job but when she gives advice,
she says things that her boyfriend said and she can't say back.
She's struggling now.
She's trying to leave her boyfriend to learn how to do variety shows.
That's tough for her.
How do you argue with Nakagawara?
When I didn't know who I was dating, I said,
when you say a fake comedian's name, you can say anyone's name, right?
I said I shouldn't say that, but I said I would say it.
When you say you're dating someone, you can't say their real name,
so you can just casually say their name and say, who is it?
It's like a joke.
So you casually say their name and say it, and it might be a comedian who exists.
Everyone might think you exist.
But Kubota says it, so I say it.
You say it.
Kubota has been reluctant to say it, but you say it.
That's right.
Kubota is not good.
I get advice from entertainers.
I trust them.
Kubota gives you advice in private.
Kubota tells me what I should do today.
He told me about it.
He's kind.
If you don't do well in recording, do you get scolded?
I do.
You do?
What do your juniors say?
I think I can do it. I don't usually practice talking.
You are like an entertainer's junior.
You are like a disciple.
Disciple? You are dating. You must have become a disciple.
I became a disciple.
But it's hard for Nakagawa-san to give his opinion as an agency.
Yes, it is.
That's right.
But Nakagawa-san...
I have no choice but to date a female comedian.
In order to balance it out...
Kaminoma Yumiko-san.
Kaminoma Yumiko-san is saying this.
Is that the battle?
In Kubota's carnival, Kaminoma Yumiko-san's car is the best.
That's right.
That's really the best.
Next, Elf Arakawa.
I'm scared.
She is the manager of Yoshimoto Industry.
I'm worried about it, so I'm working hard on mental care.
When I have a lot of X's, my mental is bad.
In such a case, I make time for my favorite pro-wrestling match and stabilize my mental.
Also, when I say straight that I don't have a job anymore, I get depressed.
The schedule of my first step has changed and it doesn't fit anymore.
I always try to deceive and convey.
You are very careful.
It's not a forward-looking skeleton, is it?
I've been doing it for a while.
I've had a lot of work that I've been told about.
It's gone.
You're hurt now, aren't you?
That's right.
But if you don't take care of your mental health, it's hard.
Did you notice it right away, manager Shimada?
I think gyals are generally bright.
I thought I'd be able to get it right.
That's too much of a transformation for a gyal.
You are an elf, aren't you?
On the contrary, my partner, Haru, is much more down-to-earth.
I think she is more like a gal.
No, I am.
Oh, you are a business gal.
No, I am not. I am a gal.
You, come out!
She looks like she is about to collapse.
You are really like a girl wrestler.
I am not, but...
You are so down-to-earth in front of the camera.
She's nervous in front of the show and she's walking around in the hallway.
She hates it when she's not told anything.
She wants to know everything.
She thinks you're a gal.
She wants to know everything.
She's so serious.
She's so serious and she's talking so much.
I agree.
She agrees.
What should I do?
I'm a gal again.
Yay!
Yeah!
Is there anything else you're careful about when you're taking care of your mental health?
I'm also in charge of Shinagawa Girls.
I told Shinagawa girls that if an entertainer said,
I learned that if you say it was fun, you can do it.
When the show ended and I said it was fun,
they said it wasn't.
They didn't react well.
I try to praise them in a different way.
Does that make you feel stable?
Yes. I say thank you.
Aren't you happy?
You're happy about being an entertainer.
I'm happy about being an entertainer.
I want to know what was interesting about it.
I see.
What song do you want to hear?
The song you're most happy about.
What did you say when you came back from the theater?
You were amazing at inserting that song.
What do you mean?
What is that?
You're cool.
I want you to say something like,
you cut in during the talk and made it more exciting.
Yes.
Shimada-kun, you have something
you are already confident about, right?
Yes, I do.
Well...
No, you don't!
It's not over yet.
We still have more recordings.
What?
Next, Taka's.
I'm Kato, manager of Maseki Entertainment.
When I get an offer for a job like bungee jumping or something like that, I tell the staff of the show to meet and talk with me.
I'm someone who won't refuse if asked directly, so I'm sure they'll accept me.
I think it's better for me to do it for myself than to refuse anything now, so I dare to turn my heart into a demon.
He's kind.
He's nice.
You're not a good manager.
If you say it directly, you can't refuse it?
Bungee jumping and spiritual practice.
I'm not a comedian.
I'm sorry for saying this.
But I'm doing Bungee jumping.
It's hard to understand without being a comedian.
If you say you're not a comedian, you'll be forced to do it.
You're right.
I'm doing spiritual practice and not a comedian, but I'm forced to do it many times.
I would like to do it with Fujimoto.
That's why we should say we want to do it.
We really don't like it.
Ah, I see.
We would like to do it.
What about Bungie?
We would like to do it!
Bungie would like to do it.
You're saying 100 meters of Ikelua?
Ah, that would be nice.
Ikelua might be in Romaha as well.
Why would we do it!
No, you said you wanted to do it.
You said it wrong!
We can do it in a minute after Bungie.
Why would you do it?
You only do what you hate!
There's a dead body spot where you land!
What do you mean by just for a moment you're scared?!
It's just for a moment!
Do you understand my fear?!
Is there anything else you're not allowed to do?
I don't think I've told my wife about my salary, so when I do, I don't want her to know.
I'm careful about that.
So you have a different wallet?
Why?
If it's not much, I'll make you worry.
If it's a lot?
If it's a lot, you don't have to make me feel secure, do you?
Why do you want me to feel secure?
I want you to feel secure.
I want to save money I can use freely.
What do you mean?
Be quiet.
Suddenly?
That's not necessary.
How much is it?
You're a weird old man.
No kidding.
No kidding?
It's a weird story.
For example, in December, it was a price you didn't want to say.
Yes.
How much is it?
I don't want to say it.
But I'm happy.
But what if your wife can't say what you can say here?
We can't say it because we feel bad.
Everyone is like this, so you can't say it alone.
Then only your wife can hear it.
Everyone, please mute this part.
Only your wife.
Can I trust you?
You can't even put a lyrics.
Can I do like this?
I only use voice.
I also remove subtitles.
He doesn't put a lyrics.
If I say you should mute,
you should mute.
You should mute.
Please.
900,000!
Thank you.
You can't say that!
You can't trust her!
You can't!
Look at the social media of this day.
No one is talking.
Even people who didn't watch it carefully can say that.
If someone is talking,
it's his wife.
It's only one person.
How much do you trust her?
Why do you know about the winner?
I'm talking about fake insurance deals to make you happy.
The managers' back and forth arguments continue.
Don't say that!
What am I doing?!
Also!
When Mr. Zakiyama is speeding for a long time...
Zakiyama's unexpected pickup lines...
He's a genius!
His style is...
He respects his seniors and actors and gives them a hard time.
What did I become?
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