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The one and only Urekko
Let's see who you are!
Urekko
The first half, "if you are going to fight a woman, you should beat him up"
Kubota
When I asked him, he said he didn't do it.
He didn't do it.
Isn't it too early to divorce?
No, I forgave him everything.
Is that so?
You forgave him, but why?
He suddenly said he wanted to divorce.
I don't know what you mean.
And the worst group.
The worst group in 8th place.
She was interested in a man she met on DM.
Hey, Mr. Wada!
Mr. Wada!
She was very interested in you.
She sent me a direct message.
She said she was interested in me.
So I asked her if we could meet.
It's not appropriate to meet, is it?
We met and I thought you were a good baseball boy.
You looked like one.
What do you mean?
I'm sorry I can't do it.
It's hard to say.
It's because you're interested in it.
That's why you got in the taxi.
That's amazing.
You're saying it again and again.
What are you saying?
You're kind.
Who is kind?
As you can see, it's not what you think.
Now, we will announce the results of the survey.
The number one woman who likes you the most is...
Number one is...
Hirako.
Wow!
It's because you like it.
It's okay because you like it.
You're 48 years old and you're an esthetician.
If you have a problem that you have to think about as a couple, you'll face it and talk about it.
My previous husband didn't listen to me at all, so I think talking to each other is the most important thing in a couple's life now.
I didn't know there was such a thing.
It's completely different, isn't it?
The depth of it is completely different.
On the contrary, you're going to buy it at this level, aren't you?
It's crazy.
The depth of it is completely different.
It's completely different.
I used to love my wife on TV as a woman when I was 50 years old, and I thought it was wonderful.
In addition, I have the image of actively participating in child raising while talking together, and I am envious of Ms. Hirako's wife.
That's a little wrong.
It should be normal.
Wow!
I want you to increase your votes more.
Mr. Wada was doing it normally, too.
He was doing it normally.
I didn't go out for a drink and went straight home.
You listened to me and forgave me, didn't you?
Yes, I forgave you all, but I want you to divorce me.
You're too kind!
Why do you want me to divorce you?
What's the difference?
It's the same.
It looks the same.
It doesn't look the same!
It's completely different!
The second place goes to...
Who?
Ms. Noda!
She is 42 years old and works in a gym.
She is likely to earn the most money in this field.
Even if she quits being an entertainer, she is likely to run a company or do other jobs.
Money is important in life.
If she marries Ms. Noda, she is likely to become a business woman with confidence.
She doesn't have to do anything at home, so I want her to earn money outside.
Next, she is 35 years old and works in a company.
She is a sincere person, so she seems to look at me without worrying about punishment experience.
She also has experience of being abandoned and separated in the past.
Ms. Noda, who seems to have such a relationship, doesn't seem to have to worry about it.
I hope it will be like that.
She is at home.
She is at ease.
She doesn't go out for a drink.
She goes home straight.
What do you think of Ms. Noda from your perspective?
I've known her since high school.
Even if she has more jobs and earns more money,
she has been dating celebrities she knew at that time.
They have been in a tight relationship for a long time.
They have a sense of stability.
She looks like Nicholun and Michopa.
She doesn't look like that.
She looks like she's known her for a long time.
She has muscles.
She can't win.
I'm also in first place so far.
You're winning right now, right?
If you win, you'll get 1 million yen.
All of it?
There's still a chance you'll win.
Does anyone want to win right now?
It's the other way around.
I wrote in the questionnaire that I'd buy a horse-deer.
It's hard here.
I wrote it down.
I have proof.
It's the first time you've said you'd buy a horse-deer.
I'm confident.
Let's continue.
The top three celebrities women want to remarry are...
In third place...
Ito.
Are you happy?
Yes, I thought it was a victory.
No, it's not.
Did you get anything wrong?
No, you got it wrong.
I got three in a row.
- Really? - If you got three in a row you got it right.
- Really! - Please show me.
- If you got three in a row you got it right. - Really?
- Really! - If you got three in a row...
See!
- Three in a row! - It's a theme! It's a theme!
A themist!
- It's good! - It's good!
- Now, Ito, there's only one good reason for this. - Yes.
- You're 47 years old and you're a medical practitioner.
- You have tolerance,
- and you've embraced your partner's past,
- and you're accepting everything and treating them kindly.
- In a marriage life,
- if you don't have tolerance for
- your partner's weaknesses,
- you'll never succeed, so tolerance is important.
- I think you have tolerance.
- Basically, I don't deny anything.
- I don't say "you're not bad" and
- clean up everything.
- You're 40 years old and you're a company employee.
- If you get married, you'll be a great actress.
- I'm simply happy about it.
- You have a solid background,
- so even if you get divorced,
- you'll get more cars and
- assets than you sell.
- Why are you doing my assets and
- Sayuri's assets together?
- There's a reason for it,
- so you won't run away.
- Your sister is famous.
- You're emphasizing it so much!
- Even if you don't...
- How long are you going to call me?
- Let's move on to 4th place.
- I want you to call me around here.
- You want me to call you around here, right?
- By the way, Okano-san,
- who is it?
- Okuda-san, 1 point.
- 1 point?
- Okuda-san is the 4th place.
- I'm still happy.
- I hope you'll call me around here.
- Suga-chan!
- For real?!
- Suga-chan is in 4th place,
- so Okano-san's prize money is gone.
- It's the opposite!
- I don't know yet!
- I'm sorry!
- Suga-chan is in 4th place.
- Thank you!
- What's the reason?
- I'm sure you'll agree with me on anything. Since you have a lot of past experiences, I'm sure you won't care about my divorce history or painful past experiences, and I'm sure you'll make such experiences funny.
- Also, when I look at your response to your partners on YouTube and so on, it seems like you understand women. - Of course we do, ladies.
- Well, that was a lie, but... - It's a lie, right?
- It's a lie, isn't it? - I don't have confidence in myself, so I want you to say it to me.
- So, I think people who are kind and willing to agree with me will join us. - I see.
- Kind and willing to agree with you... What do you think of their actions and actions? - Well, it's YouTube.
- Well, don't judge just by YouTube. If you're a political figure in the future and you're really manly, will you join us?
- Well, first of all, let's go ahead and break the rules of voting!
- I want to change Japan! I want to change this country!
The man you want to marry the most who asked a bad woman.
The last member of the top group is...
me!
It's a resistance!
But isn't everyone in?
So, 5 votes are correct, but...
But if you say that, everyone will get 10 votes!
That's right!
Okuda, 35 years old, company employee.
He has a lot of knowledge and can talk a lot.
He seems like he can teach me a lot of things like maths that I don't know.
There is also a bad reason for that.
47 years old, medical practitioner.
He has scary eyes.
He doesn't know what he is thinking.
His manzai was interesting, but his personality and brightness were not interesting at all.
He doesn't have any sense of humor and is a dark family man.
He gives points to different women and seems like he likes young girls.
He is a muscular man.
Are you talking about one woman and not various women?
What did you do to this woman?
He doesn't have any sense of humor and is a dark family man.
That's amazing!
In an entertainer's house?
Why would you think like that while laughing at a manzai performance?
Who hasn't said their names yet?
This is bad.
Mr. Kubo.
But you put yourself in first place, right?
Yes, I noticed it quite a lot.
Which one is the worst type of woman?
The worst type of woman is in 6th place.
Let's go with this one.
In 6th place, Wada.
Good reason.
He is a 50-year-old legal employee.
He has a divorce experience and seems like he is learning how to do things that women don't like.
He seems like he will be nice to me.
He was nice to you.
He was nice to you, but...
I don't know the reason.
Also, he seems like he can handle a difficult event like a divorce.
Yes, I noticed it quite a lot.
It's not like he overcame it, it's like he was pushed into it.
Well, well, that's true.
But his mentality is...
Well, but I'll give you a bad reason from now on.
Huh? Isn't it too early?
He's a 40-year-old company employee.
He seems like a nice guy, but when he says he's divorced, it makes you think that there was some serious problem.
This is just a guess, but if you bought it at that supermarket, it would be 10 yen cheaper.
He seems like he's unconsciously making a stingy statement.
He seems like he's catching up little by little, so I don't like it.
No, you're wrong.
I bought you a car.
You said you wanted a new car, so I bought you a car and you said you wanted me to divorce you before you bought it.
Before I bought it!
Before you bought it!
I haven't seen it!
I haven't seen it, the car!
You didn't see it!
You gave it to me, right?
I gave it to you.
You gave it to me!
You gave it to me, right?
You're nice!
If you don't go in here, you'll be in the worst three.
If you haven't been called yet.
He's here, too.
But there's one more nice guy left.
That's true.
You're nice!
You showed your kindness today, so you'll be nice next time.
I think I'll go up next time.
No, you can't go up with that kindness.
You're nice.
Anyway, you're nice.
This guy is in seventh place.
The one who didn't make it into the worst three is...
In seventh place...
Iguchi!
Yes!
Iguchi.
From now on, only bad things will happen.
Only bad things?
Why?
He's 48 years old.
He owns an izakaya.
Everything is impossible for him.
He is small and his face is disgusting.
He is small and his face is disgusting and he can't speak well.
When he is arguing with someone, he always says excuses and never apologizes.
That's not true.
He is 40 years old and he is a personal trainer.
I saw the incident in Iguchin Land and I thought it was disgusting.
I thought that doing something like this is something that the other person can't understand.
The other person told you to show me, didn't he?
It's weird, isn't it?
The other person told you to show me, didn't he?
I didn't force you to do it.
He misunderstood me. I didn't force you to do it.
When I told you to show me, you got mad at me.
You are kind.
Believe me.
What's wrong with you?
You misunderstood me.
I'm sorry.
You said it so many times.
You sometimes say it and then you say it.
Sometimes? When did you say it?
Sometimes you said it and then you said it.
You said it and then you said it, didn't you?
That's right.
That's how it is.
The worst three of the worst women are...
Kubota, Oka, and Haruan.
In eighth place...
The worst woman is...
40 years old, personal trainer.
Her body is too big and when she's at home with me, I feel like I'm going to get stressed out.
49 years old, partner.
She doesn't seem to know what a woman's heart is at all.
Even if she does something for a woman's sake, she seems to only do outlandish things and doesn't feel like she's popular with women at all.
She doesn't feel the charm of both her appearance and personality at all.
All of it?
All of it.
She's thinking about her partner's feelings, isn't she?
She's kind.
There's no episode like that, is there?
There's no episode like you understood your partner's feelings and made them happy, is there?
I'm just repeating the same thing.
Simply put...
You got in touch with her again, didn't you?
I got in touch with her again.
You're talking about Rei, aren't you?
I got in touch with Rei.
Baseball boy.
Yes, I got in touch with him.
I said it again because I thought it might work out better than it did back then.
You said it again?
I said it again.
You're so kind.
You didn't hold back.
You said it twice.
But I didn't like it.
You were convinced of it, weren't you?
I didn't like hurting her because it wasn't my style.
You're so kind.
You and I are the same in Season 1.
That's right.
So, the sad reunion battle is between Kubota and Okano.
We'll announce 9th and 10th at the same time.
The one whose name is called will be reunited.
The 10th place is...
If it's not 9th, it's not good.
The 10th place is...
I can't think of a reason.
I can't think of a reason!
Let's start with Okado.
37 years old, system engineer.
He has bad eyesight and can't accept things logically.
Is it over?
Except gambling.
It's not gambling.
I see. I don't like anything but money.
I see.
42 years old, gym member.
He has a bad habit of gambling.
On the day of his ex-husband's wedding,
he always buys a sword at the racecourse.
He never forgets that he was late for a meeting.
Okado also buys a sword on the day of his wedding.
That's the worst.
It's not gambling, is it?
It's not!
It's just for memorizing the number.
You don't have to memorize it with a sword, do you?
Anniversary?
But this is not 10th place for some reason.
That's right.
Kubota is higher than Okado.
Why is he higher than Okado?
The reason is...
43 years old, manufacturing industry.
No one is better than someone who can say bad things.
I'll say one more thing.
What did you say?
No one is better than someone who can say bad things.
Then say it without getting stressed.
That's fun, too!
Next one, please.
I don't like it.
Next one, please.
Not good.
47 years old, medical practitioner.
You seem to be taking care of yourself only.
But you can't say it out loud.
You think you are the one you love.
Even if you point out what you want to be fixed,
you say "this is not good", but you say "that's me",
and you never fix what's wrong.
I got it.
I'll answer you, so please remember it.
There are many people who don't take care of themselves, so it became like this, right?
Look at yourself and look at others!
Please!
I don't need to hear about the country.
I'm 40 years old and I work for a company.
Personally, I don't like everything.
Marriage? No, no, no.
Even if there are only two people on a deserted island,
I will do my best to live alone.
Okay, listen to me slowly and briefly.
I also have a mother.
I'm listening.
I'm listening to you for the last time.
It resonated a lot.
These guys have been doing it for a long time.
That's right.
Tragic Yafukomemin.
Yafukomemin.
That's right.
We haven't taken a survey for Yafukomemin.
Why don't you realize you're in the wrong position?
Even if you say you're not good.
I'm in the wrong position, too.
It's a fantasy.
Some guy in front of you says it's okay.
Hey, remember it well.
It's an illusion.
The sunset doesn't shine.
Are you listening?
I'm listening.
Next week, Travis Japan will participate in Love Maggoton.
Genki Akaru's love simulation with Onna Chiba.
You're going to show me a lot of different faces.
I think you're really cute.
The handsome guys are already showing off.
However...
I'm going back to where I went with my ex-girlfriend.
I thought you were saying something completely different.
Onna Chiba is in an emergency situation.
It's going to hurt you.
Are you in charge of comedy?
And why is Travis Japan so excited?
I love you!
I really love you!
Before that, let's watch the previous episode of Love Maggoton.