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This is Matsushima
Next episode is 60 minutes car tour special
65 people are having fun in Matsushima
Delicious local food
Matsushima's oysters
And hot springs
Old men are having fun
Tonight's battle talk selection is as good as the Olympics
What do you think of Yoshimura's connection?
First of all, this
Who is it?
It's supposed to be anonymous, but it's actually publicized
Entertainer's real survey survey
There's no point in floating in this light
You can't hide anything
What entertainer do you think is hard to connect with?
This is it
Yoshimura of Nobukobu
No, it's not
Yoshimura, it's not
There must be something
There's no reason
There's not much connection
Sometimes it's in theaters and sometimes it's in programs
From west
No, no, let me hear it
There's something I have to say
Connecting with someone and ending with a jump, I've never seen that
It's out of control
It's out of control, but it's nothing, so I don't see any merit in getting involved
This is pretty in the middle
I haven't seen Yoshimura at all
He is a great senior
Get involved
Yoshimura-san, you're biased
I really don't think so
You're scared
I just happened to be picked up
Do you hate it that much?
I hate it, but I've never seen it go off at the end
It went off
It didn't go off at all
I forgot about the weather
I can't remember the weather
This is it
It didn't go off at the end
I'm scared of this
It didn't go off
Next up, the juniors' analysis of the situation in Hamai House
Let me announce today's project.
Here it is!
Somehow Different Two People
Back then, they weren't used to Tokyo yet.
We're only one year apart.
Which one?
Which one is senior?
Hamai House is senior.
Is it an old story?
In Osaka's Wakate's theater, when Hamai House and his friends were doing rehearsal for the live corner at MC,
they were still entertainers in their 4th or 5th year, but they were very nervous.
They showed a little bit of difficulty in the project prepared by the writer,
but they didn't make a big proposal in particular.
They just showed their difficulty.
In the end, they just did the corner as it is.
They held a pen like this and kept doing it all the time.
Difficulty.
They do it like that, but they do it as it is.
What is it?
They just show their difficulty.
Shouldn't we do it like this? Wouldn't it be more interesting?
They say like that, don't they?
As entertainers, it's like that.
No, no, no.
It's difficult.
Tsuda has a sense of pressure when he speaks, but he also has a sense of pressure when he doesn't speak.
He's calming down.
As entertainers, it's not over until you have a sense of pressure when you don't speak.
Is it a sense of silence?
Even now, I'm afraid of a big guy like him at the edge of the stage without saying anything.
It's scary, isn't it?
It's scary.
People say I'm angry now, but I'm not angry.
That's right.
I'm not angry at all.
What kind of situation is that expression?
I'm scared.
You're scared?
You're scaring me more!
I'm scared, but...
Your arms are scary!
What should I do?
What should I do when I'm scared?
Put your arms down.
That guy is scared.
That guy is scared, isn't he?
Put your hands behind you.
That's better.
Is there an entertainer like this?
Everyone is sitting in the sun and turning their hands behind you.
At that time, I think you're scared.
Isn't it better to stand on your toes?
That's right.
Try pulling it out a little.
Have you ever seen an entertainer like this?
It's a chair!
It's a chair on top of a chair!
I'm getting advice from you all.
The public thinks of you as a successful person.
However, in today's variety show system,
being a successful person is enough for an emcee and a flirter.
If you think you're successful, it's hard for you to get more jobs.
On the other hand, I don't think you're worse than an emcee and a flirter.
For now, you're successful.
You're right.
What do you mean you're right?
Does that mean you have to quit?
No, no.
But you have a direction now, don't you?
You're being teased today.
You're being teased.
Isn't that fine?
Yes, yes.
That's fine.
That's the only way you can do it.
And you don't want to do the Hawaiian chair on top of the chair anymore?
No, I'll do it.
I'll do it, but...
You'll do it?
I'll do it, I'll do it.
Which one?
Hawaiian chair today.
It's going to be Hawaiian chair today, isn't it?
Hawaiian chair.
What does "hawaiis" mean?
Hawaiians.
It's "hawaiian".
But you know, at first, I changed my name to "Nobu Koiketsu".
That's right!
I asked you to make fun of me.
Yes.
What do you think of it today?
Hawaiian chair?
Wait a minute!
Is "isnowe" okay?
No, the name isn't in it anymore, is it?
Is "isnowe" okay?
What is "isnowe"?
Is "isnowe"?
It's just "hawaiian", but it's "isnowe".
"Isnowe" is too high.
"Isnowe" is nothing.
There's no "hawaiian", "ryuichi", "kamae" in it.
"Isnowe" is too high.
Too high!
I'm...
"isnowe"!
Nothing's left of the same game.
Not even one word.
"Hawaiian" is too high.
"Isnowe" is too high.
I lost every single one of them.
You lost them all?
I lost every single one of them.
Five years ago, Kusanagi wrote a survey about Nobu.
Who is a comedian who is hard to get along with?
Kusanagi.
You feel sorry for him!
You use him in your show!
In your show, I'm made to do things I don't want to do!
Let's hear why, Kusanagi.
I want to know.
If you mess with me too much, I won't return it.
I'll be solidified and seem like I'm the one messing with you.
Basically, you're really good.
Sometimes it happens.
That's what you thought.
I like you very much.
You're lying!
I love you so much!
Look at me!
You don't have anything, do you?
You don't have stones or anything like that, do you?
But you notice that I love you, don't you?
Daigo-san notices it.
Nobu-san is always smiling when we greet each other.
I think he's a very liar.
That's not true!
He's a liar!
I feel like you're making fun of me!
You're always touching buttons.
But you can't leave me alone, can you?
I can't leave you alone! Don't tell me about it! I'm curious about it when I watch it on TV!
That's enough! Don't talk to me about it!
Is it like this?
You don't like it, do you?
I really don't like it!
I'm really sorry!
You're sexy!
Daigo-san, you're so heartless!
Cold-blooded battle talk selection
Does biking continue to be a source of money?
Advice without knowing the worries of bikers
Entertainer's worries consultation plan
Sandwich-man Tomizawa-san said he would answer
I'm Cream Ueda-san
People on this side also answered without knowing whose consultation they answered
Both of you?
That's right
Both of you are deceiving, right?
Is there a show where you can answer your juniors' worries?
That's it! That's it!
The answer is "partner's worries"
What?!
I'll answer it
Here it is
Partner is doing his job well by showing off his hobbies on TV
Recently, he and his manager are strangely talking about money
He keeps talking about how many percent he earns
If you pay attention for a moment, you'll see how it is to run for money
Are you okay?
Please be careful
You're worried, right?
That's right
I'm sure you've heard about it
Recently, he keeps talking about how much he earns
He keeps talking about how many percent he earns and how much I earn
I see
I'm really worried about that
Your partner, Nishimura-san, is answering
If you pay attention for a moment, you'll see how it is to run for money
That's it!
You're admitting it yourself!
That's it!
I know what you're saying, but why Nishimura-san?!
That's you!
Why are you standing up?!
Don't stand up!
If you have finish talking, don't speak!
There's more!
"If you pay attention for a moment, you'll see how it is to run for money. If you pay attention for a moment, you'll see how it is to run for money.
Working isn't money - it's working for money!"
Working isn't money - it's working for money!
Do you even know what you're doing?!
If you lose your money, you're done for!
What?!
Are you done?!
I'm done!
Don't say that to someone who's done!
I'm done!
Don't say that to someone who's done!
Are you done?!
I'm done!
I don't want to do anything anymore!
We're at a camp and you're doing a good job!
If you lose your money, you're done for!
I'm done!
You're done?!
If you're done, then you're done for!
You know me, right?!
You're also done for because of our combination.
That's not it!
I'm not touching you at your camp!
I don't have any other friends!
But you're satisfied with your work, right?!
I know you are!
Then you're done for!
What?!
What are you saying?!
What's your problem?!
If you're satisfied, you're done for!
If you're satisfied with your work, you're done for!
This is just the beginning!
Speaking of long hair, this is nostalgic.
If you record for a long time, your hair will stand out and your beard will stand out.
Before the next recording, you have to wash your hair and set it up again.
I don't care if you're bald or not.
What will you do if you get wet?
If I get wet, I'll get sticky.
I want to see it.
How is it?
It's not sticky at all.
What should we do?
Why is it sticky in the middle of the show?
It's getting weird.
What is it?
It's sticky.
It's not sticky at all.
He's fine.
Because of this incident...
It's a quadriplex!
It's shaking, Takeyama san.
I can't calm down.
I'm getting thirsty.
Why do you keep getting thirsty?
It's morning.
I'm getting thirsty.
It's morning.
What is it?
It's morning.
It was wet in the morning.
You can't say that on TV!
Who do you think you are?
But, you know, a wet kid is like...
What are you doing?
Takeru gets wet for everything.
Do you have it?
Of course we have it.
Excuse me.
I can't believe it.
I didn't say anything.
You poured too much water.
Don't pour water on my hip.
As time goes by, the amount of water increases.
As time goes by...
I'm sorry.
I only brought this today.
Why did you bring it?
You shouldn't have brought it.
Is it okay?
It's delicious, isn't it?
Stop it.
You look like a pool.
It's like you're about to fall into a pond.
It's the most wet I've ever been.
It's a studio!
Next episode,
Konbashii pushes young people to hell.
8th place goes to...
Oh! Pon Murakami!
What?!
Even the annoying characters in the script...
...they appear in private?
Yes, they do.
I've seen it before.
They're not characters?
I know about it too.
Even though I haven't appeared in it,
I was able to think like a director.
Even though you haven't appeared in it?
The drama has just been decided.
I can't cut my hair off.
From Tsunagariya to Sankyo.
What?!
You shouldn't say that!
It's true!
There's a bag in the dressing room.
And on purpose,
they show the script so that you can see it.
Can I say something?
What did you do, Ariu sensei?
All this time...
Maybe it's because I'm getting older,
but...
Is this the last segment of the show?
Why do you say it like that?
Is there such a thing?
It's like you're getting used to it.
I'm saying this as an old woman...
...who's in her teens,
for her fans.
I've been doing it for a long time,
but do I have to participate in it?
It's fine!
It's fine, but it's too strict!
Ariu sensei is telling us what happened.
It's fine!
Is that how you get used to it?
It's fine!
You're getting used to it!
Dousui.
Yoshimura 2.
I didn't think Ariu sensei would be better.
Don't make that face.
I'm not good at this!
He's my senior but we don't get along!
We don't get along!
As an agency, I'm not good at this!
I'm not good at this! I'm not going to work with you!
Don't lose!
I don't like this!
In the general survey, what is ARIOSHI's top 3 ranking?
What's wrong, YOSHIMURA?
No, no, no...
I don't agree with this ranking at all!
No, no, no...
He was completely off his switch just now!
I don't think ARIOSHI is in this rank.
I think he's the type of person who walks alone.
You missed your chance.
Shut up!
Today is the last day we work together!
Can I sit next to you?
Of course you can!
Let's do it!
How about it?
Let's do it!
I won't lose!
Are you okay?
Ouch!
He's a puncher!
Ouch!
This hurts!
It's better for you to go back.
If you're angry, I'll apologize!
Which one is it?
I don't know!
Which one is it?
If you're not angry, you can't punch like this!
That's love!
The famous battle talk selection!
Next, Tsuda vs Komiya's tonkotsu talk battle!
In the novel, Tsuda and Komiya both say they love each other.
I love Komiya!
I love him more and more!
When this is over, I'll be in first place in the ranking of people who want to drink with me!
I'm going to kill you!
Is Tsuda really in love with Komiya?
I love both of them.
You respect them, don't you?
Yes, I do.
Before we talk about that,
in the pre-ranking of people who want to drink with Komiya,
Tsuda is in first place.
I think of him as a good rival and I don't want to lose to him because he's amazing.
I see.
Thank you very much!
Komiya, didn't you hear me?
He's my rival and he's a good person.
That's why I love him.
Komiya!
I love you!
I can do anything!
Komiya!
I love you!
You promised me you'd drink with me!
You're my favorite man!
You're the man I admire!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
You're talking!
Thank you!
Please listen to me!
I love you!
I love you so much!
I love you!
There's a survey!
Don't you lie about the survey?
Sit down!
Komiya might think so now.
You're a good man!
Why can't you hear me?
There's a survey!
Komiya!
Thank you very much!
Komiya-san wrote this survey!
I'm going to read it right now!
Shut up!
Who's talking?
What time is it?
I don't know!
Nobody's listening!
But isn't that what it says?
Isn't that what it says?
I see!
I'm going to read it for you!
This person doesn't want to lose in the ranking!
1st place!
Reason!
When you don't receive it, it's slippery and deep.
The female announcer who saw it seems to hate it.
She boasted that she was good at singing more than 10 times.
She's shorter than you think.
Old man, shut up!
Shut up!
Komiya!
It's written!
Komiya!
Calm down!
It's not written!
It's written!
Komiya!
It's really written!
Really?
Old man!
There's proof!
That's why I'm doing this!
You like it, right?
I like it!
It's cute and I like it!
You want to live with it, right?
I want to live with it!
Really?
Yes!
So thank you very much!
You're a cool old man who sang twice!
Next time, we'll have a 60-minute special!
The old men go on a rampage in Matsushima!
69,700 yen!
To be a husband, you need 100 points!
That desire was chosen by the comedian's wife.
She's pretending!
You're from a parasite family, aren't you?!
Also, the summer festival of telehasa is in full swing!
There are plenty of spots where you can enjoy from children to adults!
On the 7th edition of "Daitan Variety Shokudo", the 50-year collaboration menu will be released!
Download the new song and let's celebrate the 15th anniversary of 50-year collaboration!
"Daitan Variety Shokudo" is now on sale!
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Past lineups and original works are being distributed!