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Ultimate love simulation, love mageddon!
Well, this love mageddon is an event featuring a special talent and a single male entertainer.
This is the special talent.
- I don't like your image at all. - You're right!
You're right! You're right! You're right! You're right!
- We've watched it in different news reports. - You've seen it in news, haven't you?
- We've seen it in different news reports. - What's the matter with you?
- You're the first one to appear in London Hearts. - Really?
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
- I'm really nervous. - Wait a minute.
- I don't know. - I'm nervous, too.
- Well, you have to drink alcohol to be energetic. - I'm not in my best condition at all.
- I'm nervous. - But, Nishiyama-san, you're nervous, too, from the staff.
- Oh, is that so? - Well, you know, after getting divorced and all,
there's no job where you can become something like this, a man and you.
- No, I'm not. - So, it's like love=wearing pink.
- I've never worn pink before, so... - You're wearing the lightest color.
- But it's good. It's a chance for you to meet someone.
- It's good for men, too, isn't it? Meeting someone here. - Oh, you're serious about it.
- Gazen Higashibukuro-san was here before you. - Of course!
- I was here last time, too. - Yes.
- And before that, I was wearing the same clothes as Morita and my partner, and I just got out of it.
- It's not that embarrassing. - But, Kan-san was the one who was most nervous here.
- It was Kan-san. - I'm sorry.
- Originally, we weren't going to participate in this show, but... - Yes, yes, yes.
- Morita couldn't come because of his health problems. - I see.
- So, we were filming together just now and I asked Kan-san for a favor.
- All of a sudden... - Thank you.
- All of a sudden, Kaji-san called me and said, "I heard you don't have a butt anymore. Can you do it?"
- You don't have a butt, do you? - You don't have a butt, do you?
- Why do you say it like it's your part-time job?
- It seems like it changes all the time. - If you have a butt, you can't come out at all.
- Oh, I see. - That's good.
- Rap Macedon chooses one person they like.
- If it's a loss or gain, they'll leave. It's a "sabari-bari" feeling couple format.
- Since there are a lot of men against six women, one person will be left on earth.
- What kind of couple will it be? Start!
If there are only 13 men and women like this on earth, who would you like to be with?
Switch on!
In the first stage, everyone chooses the first scale.
It's so embarrassing!
The shock is also huge!
Let's take a look.
First of all, Watanabe.
Who did you choose?
Oh!
Eh?
Mr. Oshima!
Wow!
Mr. Oshima!
Yes!
Why?
Well, Mr. Oshima's face is really my type.
Really?
His face is like a ghost.
I'm happy.
It's like a ghost.
He also likes alcohol.
Yes, yes, yes.
I like alcohol, too, so I thought we could drink alcohol together.
Ah, you imagined a lot of things, didn't you?
It was crazy, wasn't it?
Where did you go on a date?
Well, I took him to my hometown, Kasai, once.
Kasai!
That's nice!
Is there a good place?
There is a good place.
There is a sushi restaurant that only serves Zumba.
Zumba?
Zumba.
Zumba?
There is a sushi restaurant that only dances Zumba.
Ah, I see.
If the Zumba is good, could you make it a little cheaper?
Who do you want me to take you to?
To a local sushi restaurant.
You want me to take you to a local sushi restaurant.
Yes.
What about other than his face?
Well, I'd like to know what's inside, too.
I heard you have a Harley.
Eh?
I don't have one.
Do you have a bike license?
I do have a bike license.
I don't have a Harley, though.
I'm interested in bikes, too.
Well, I don't have a license, though.
You don't?
You can ride a bike anytime you like.
Do you ride it behind you when you go on a date?
Yes, I do.
I think it's a new way of riding.
I don't really ride it, but...
Did you have a date and have a good time?
Did you kiss?
I did kiss.
Eh?
Really?
In Kasai?
In Kasai, on the bank of the Edogawa River.
On the bank of the Edogawa River?
What kind of flow is that?
Well, let's see the results.
Eh?
Will they be a couple?
There are more than you think.
Well, I don't know what Oshino-san will do.
Eh?
Suddenly? Suddenly?
Wait! Really? Wait!
I want to talk to Oshima-san!
Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh?
You did it! You did it!
I don't know anymore!
Really? You're happy again, right?
I'm really happy!
Because the woman who imagined the number of kisses as "no" on her face chose it for you!
Really?!
That's amazing!
You're like an old man!
Today, I didn't go out with Watanabe-san from the beginning to the end.
Why? Why?
No, it's just that I like this atmosphere and appearance.
Really?
Yes.
I didn't work or meet with comedians much, so I was really looking forward to meeting you today!
Can I exchange contact information with you?
Of course! Of course!
Really?!
Lovemagecon!
There is lovemagecon!
It depends on whether you say lovemagecon or not.
Lovemagecon is a dream-like atmosphere, right?
It's a dream-like atmosphere, right?
Tomorrow night, in Kasai...
It's open tomorrow.
Really?
It's open tomorrow.
It's open tomorrow?
It's open tomorrow.
It's okay, right?
We love each other.
It's okay.
Let's go.
We did it!
First group!
We did it!
Let's hold hands and go to the couple seat.
Wow!
I'm getting excited.
I'm happy for you.
You two look good together.
You're going to exchange phone numbers?
Wow!
It's okay if it's just between you two.
Just give her your phone number.
It's okay.
It's your free time, right?
As expected, you two are a couple now.
I'm happy for you.
Actually, she hasn't been with me for over ten years.
Really?
She drinks a lot of alcohol.
So I hope she tells me a lot of things.
Like going to the hospital.
She's worried about you, right?
Yes, yes.
I really wanted her to tell me.
I'll give you my phone number.
Wait a minute!
It's okay.
You two look happy.
What's that?
Please don't make any noise during the show.
I don't care what you do for me.
Next is Hasegawa.
Hasegawa, who did you choose?
Here it is.
Sato-san.
Why?
I like Sato-san's face.
I like it.
I'm not a lazy person.
So, she gives me a lot of advice.
You want her to give you a lot of advice.
I want her to give me a lot of advice.
So, I want her to give me a lot of advice.
I see.
Did you imagine a lot of things?
It's embarrassing.
It's embarrassing, but I imagined it.
It's not embarrassing.
If you don't imagine a relationship, you can't choose one.
That's right.
I imagined it.
What did you imagine?
She came to my house on a date.
Did you invite her to your house?
I moved to my house in Nakameguro about two years ago.
I want to go to a fashionable restaurant with her.
Did you take out your cup?
I didn't take it out.
Did you take out your cup?
I didn't take it out and put it in my cup.
Cheers!
Don't drink it!
It's the worst drink.
I'm just saving money, so I can't drink it.
Did you imagine kissing while eating senbei?
Yes, of course.
How did it go?
We ate senbei together.
It's been a while since we ate senbei together.
The hard one was good.
We couldn't eat it before it went in our mouth.
We were suddenly kissing while eating senbei.
Suddenly?
With the flow of senbei?
You were angry, weren't you?
Yes, I was.
But we were exchanging it.
It's easy to digest.
It's easy to digest, isn't it?
It's gross.
It's not gross.
It's just gross.
Let's move on.
Will they become a couple?
I can't drink it.
Yes, you can.
Continue with your partner!
What?
Oh, no!
What a shame!
I was surprised!
The conscious voice, Hasegawa, is rejected.
That was scary.
What happened?
What do you think? You were rejected, Watanabe.
I don't care about it anymore.
You only care about Moshima-san now.
We were talking and I didn't know what was going on.
You were talking all the time.
Did you exchange LINE messages?
Yes, we did.
That's good.
I didn't know that.
Next, we have Kansan and Kyon.
Kansan and Kyon?
Who did you choose?
It's Suzanne!
It's Kansan and Kyon.
That's right.
It's Kansan and Kyon.
Kansan and Kyon, you chose Suzanne here.
I'm serious.
I was asked about it in the location bus.
Why did you choose Suzanne?
She looks kind and gentle.
She always smiles.
That's my impression of her.
I see.
I like that kind of person.
Did you imagine your relationship with Suzanne?
Yes, I did.
It was only for a short period of time.
What are you doing in the bus?
I imagined it after I heard what she asked me.
I see.
What kind of date would you like to go with Suzanne?
How about Akachochin?
That's a good idea.
Let's go to Akachochin and get drunk.
Then, let's go to Golden Gai.
That's a good idea.
Let's go to Akachochin and get drunk.
Then, let's go to Golden Gai.
If you feel like walking, go to Shinjuku.
You like it.
Kyon san.
He has a bright image.
I'm also very bright.
I think we have similar wavelength.
We have similar impression.
He is like the sun.
He brightens up the house.
You don't look like Kyon.
I'm nervous.
I'm sorry.
Did you think about kissing?
I changed my mind.
I like fishing.
He said he wanted to go fishing.
We went fishing on a fishing boat.
Can you do it?
Isn't it difficult?
You need a timing.
You have to catch a fish.
Before you release the fish,
you have to catch a fish like this.
I want to release a fish.
Isn't it better to release a fish than catch it?
Of course it's better to release a fish.
But you have to catch a fish.
You release a fish.
You release a fish and say "We caught a fish."
We take a photo together.
I want you to say "couple".
Let's see the result.
Will it be "couple"?
I want you to say it.
I think it will be "couple".
Let's see the result.
Will it be "couple"?
I think it will be "couple".
Susanne chose it.
No way!
Unfortunately, you didn't get your feelings.
But Susanne asked you about your feelings.
Your feelings.
Yes.
Next, Moriyama.
Moriyama, who did you choose?
Handsome leader.
What?
You chose it!
You are good!
You chose it!
You chose it on purpose.
You are definitely like that.
I'm surprised.
You have been through rough times.
I will look for your experience.
You are active now.
On the contrary,
you are very pure.
You are very pure.
I think you are very pure.
I know both sweet and sour.
I would like you to teach me many things.
I chose you.
What about your appearance?
You are perfect.
You are like a succubus that makes men boneless.
What is a succubus?
You are like a demon that makes men boneless.
You are like a beautiful witch.
Don't say I am boneless. I am really boneless.
That's a different story.
Is it physically like that?
No, it's not.
Can you imagine that you have pheromones?
I am not "m" at all.
I am the opposite of "m".
I would like you to do anything with me.
I can accept it.
Thank you very much.
What does "thank you very much" mean?
I would like you to do anything with me.
Thank you very much.
Does it mean you will let me do it?
I have a strong willpower.
It started at about 9 p.m. and continued until about 6 a.m.
That's a long time.
Don't you like it?
No, I don't like it.
It's too long.
Can you be quiet for a moment?
You are noisy while I am talking.
You are noisy.
Leave me alone. Listen to me.
Mr. Kumada didn't say it.
What is it?
Thank you very much.
It's been 9 hours.
Thank you very much.
It's not an order.
Can they become a couple?
Come on.
It's good.
Yoko Kumada will shake Moriama.
Thank you very much.
I was preparing for your reaction.
Yoko Kumada shook Moriama.
Who did you choose?
What are you doing?
Except Moriama, who else?
What?
What is that picture?
It's rude to say "what?"
It's unexpected.
I haven't seen your free talk for about two weeks.
I thought you were wonderful.
Many people say bad things about you.
I couldn't take.
Bad things about me? I have affection for people.
I care about people.
So, no matter what happens to me,
I'm a person who will give me a plus.
That's amazing.
You're speaking in a strange way.
Give me back my bad things.
My heart hurts.
Because of you.
Did you imagine something?
Yes, I did.
What did you imagine?
It's hard for a woman to imagine.
What did you imagine about your date?
I have a kid.
While my kid is at school,
I want to do things for my family.
I want to take care of my family.
You feel like you have one more kid.
Yes.
I feel like I'm a big boy.
I'm happy for you.
Can you say "remote date"?
It's not "remote date".
You don't have to say bad things about me.
"Remote date" is "seiya" and I'm "dm".
Can you say "remote date"?
You don't have to say it.
Don't look it up.
What about your appearance?
My appearance has nothing to do with it.
That's terrible.
My personality and the way I talk have improved.
Your personality is important.
If you like someone, you like them.
Your appearance is important.
I'm happy for you.
Let's see the result.
Will you be a couple?
Stop it.
Accept it.
Stop it.
Ah!
Why?
Why did you say that?
Who said it?
You said it.
I didn't know it would be like this.
It's strange, isn't it?
You were relieved, weren't you?
It's the worst.
But you chose Pikmin, didn't you?
It's not Pikmin!
Stop it!
Right?
Why does luckism not work when you're a loner?
The other day, you and I were compared the size of a cotton swab.
Why didn't you scold me?
Next, Iguchi who played Kumada.
Eh?
Who did you choose?
Who is it?
Eh?
Nana-chan?
It's not "who is it?" You knew it, didn't you?
Next, Nana-san.
Why "who is it?"
Why?
It's a little stupid, but I think she is a person who can actually care about others.
She is very cheerful.
She seems to have fun even when something happens.
For example, she went to see a movie and didn't watch it.
When her pants got wet, she could enjoy it without getting recovered.
I'm happy about it.
How did you imagine your date?
Even if you didn't go to see a movie and didn't watch it, you could have a cup of tea and watch a DVD at home.
I'm happy about it.
You imagined it right away.
You imagined what kind of DVD you would buy, didn't you?
No, I didn't. I'm not such an erotic person.
You were so excited about DVDs that you bought erotic DVDs in your head.
Why would I buy erotic DVDs and go home if I couldn't watch a movie?
You don't know why, do you?
But you couldn't watch a movie at home, so you decided to watch a movie at home.
But when you go home, you feel good, don't you?
That's right.
How do you make yourself feel good?
I love Lupin's Castle in Cagliostro.
When I watch Castle in Cagliostro, I feel good.
But isn't it hard for you to hold a kiss while you're watching it?
It's hard for me to force myself to do it.
I think I'm in a good mood now.
You rely on movies a lot, don't you?
I think so, but it's okay.
Send me a DM later.
I won't send you a DM. You're next to me.
I won't send you a DM if you're next to me.
Let's see the results.
Will they be a couple?
That's good.
I think it's possible.
Is it possible?
Let's see the result.
Will they become a couple?
It's good, isn't it?
Wait a minute. It's scary.
Look!
Huh?
Is it possible?
It's dangerous!
It's not allowed!
No, I was happy.
Eguchi and Suzuki Nana are rejected.
What's this?
It's bad to make such a face.
What's this?
It can't be helped.
It's not good!
It can't be helped.
Mr. Kumada, I'm watching you.
No, it's not like that.
It can't be helped!
Damn it!
It can't be helped.
It's not good!
I'll stay with you forever.
Next week, VERSEMUSS will launch an intense survival show.
It doesn't matter if you're rejected once.
I'm inviting you here today.
I've finally realized the love of truth.
A man who confesses his love and ends up alone...
I'm not like that!
I'm pretty good at it.
In his old photos, Mr. Yokuchi tries to impersonate an actor.
You're making me go wild.
This is a dream!
The man's campaign is also in progress.