AISubs v3.7
Be careful not to fall in love. A man's own version of love.
Today's members are gathered here.
Thank you for coming.
Amazing members.
Two of you have joined us from "Jump Camp".
Not three of you, but two of you.
I don't know how to get along with you yet.
Still two of you.
Otake hasn't joined us yet.
Minamiko, you started using "white" to make yourself look cool.
When I reply on Twitter, "Ejikaji" comes up instead of "makuraku".
"Ejikaji" from "Makuraku Zero" is...
"Ejikaji" is there, right?
"Ejikaji" is there.
It's not like you.
That's why "Ejikaji" came up.
Who will be ranked this time?
This time's guest is Sayaka Okada.
Nice to meet you.
I'm watching "emryg".
"emryg".
Sayaka Okada is a popular pro-junkie in "emryg".
She is also active as a "gradol" in "yakumanbody".
She is also active in "yakumanbody".
Among these seven men, who do you want to date?
I want to date!
I want you to rank them from first to seventh.
I want to date!
I want you to date.
It's difficult.
Isn't high-five better?
Over there is Haku.
Haku?
Over here is Hage.
EP! EP! EP!
Who is EP?
How many years have you been EPing?
Okada-san will go out and think about his ranking.
Men will make their own rankings based on their wishes.
If you get it right, Ryo-kun will pay for it.
You can see how much it is.
Everyone, please show us your ranking.
Here we go!
No, no, no.
I don't have confidence.
What is this? You are aiming at me.
What is this?
What is up with you guys?
You guys are so annoying.
Why are you aiming at me?
You will definitely get a minus.
First place is Ota-san.
You are wearing a dress that is more feminine than those who like mahjong.
You are looking at me a lot.
I think women are stronger.
Women are stronger?
I will say it.
So, you want a stronger male?
Yes, I want a stronger male.
You don't have anything in common, do you?
Don't say like that!
You don't have anything in common, do you?
Stop it! Stop it!
Don't quarrel with each other!
We don't quarrel with each other!
Among them,
Mr. Saito,
To be honest, I think Mr. Kubota is stronger.
Mr. Kubota is funny.
Mr. Kubota is funny and funny.
I say it as much as I can,
but I'm used to it.
Mr. Kubota is the top ranker.
I am the sixth place in everything.
I say it as much as I can, but my eyes are full of it.
His eyes are full of it.
It's funny.
It's difficult.
Mr. Kubota is third place.
Before, I had a good talk with Mr. Ano.
But, now I have a bad talk with myself.
So, I will evaluate it highly to say it as much as I can.
You are better than me, aren't you?
I think you are the strongest.
If you try to talk with me next time,
I will take your seat in American cybersuit.
I will be serious with American cybersuit.
I don't like your talk with me this time.
You are a gambler.
I think you are a gambler.
You are not third place in everything, are you?
Second place.
I think it's really good.
Second place.
I think it's really good.
Second place.
Third place.
I think it would be worse if they were exposed.
Who?
Mr. Ohta has a great story and he is a great talent.
I don't feel any charm.
I don't feel any characteristic.
The normal conversation between Mr. Saito and me is really not interesting at all.
We talk to each other and it's not fun.
Even if you ask me the reason now, I don't think it's the third place.
Isn't it third place?
The third place is not possible.
Isn't it lower?
You can't say that.
That's OK.
I don't say that much, but it's in a bad mood.
You don't say why you like me so much.
I don't like it.
What?
I put you in 4th place.
Do you think you are in 4th place?
I think you are in 4th place.
From the bottom,
Tomoshi is the lowest.
As a person, he is the lowest.
I don't think so.
Shinichi's personality
is the lowest.
He is the lowest.
I felt it while watching the show.
You felt it.
As a comedian,
Kubota is amazing.
But I don't know much about him.
When I first saw him,
I thought his face was scary.
His speech was bad.
I don't want to talk about him in this era.
No, no, you can't say it clearly.
Was "chibi" okay?
Well, well, well.
Don't say "hage" is "chibi".
Put "kun" on "chibi".
"Chibi-kun" is "hage-kun" and "chibi-kun" is "ochibi-san".
Which one is "hage-san"?
"Hage-san" is "ochibi-kun" and "chibi-san" is "ochibi-san".
Is it okay if you put "kun" on "chibi"?
It's a sign of "hate-hate".
That's a rival.
That's right.
Is it like this?
I think Ogura-san is lining up from the bottom.
Four people are left from the bottom.
Two people from "jungle pocket".
Kubo-san and me.
I think I can beat one person.
I beat one person and put my wish in third place.
I'm sorry for first place.
I'm not in good shape.
I had it last time.
He's injured.
If he's injured, he'll do a lot of backflips.
What?
What is Shinichi, who was last time's worst man?
I have a lot of stories I can't tell you.
What is it?
ZAMAMI and SAKAI have a second-generation mobile phone for playing.
Tomohiro Shigeo san.
I'm sorry.
I'm the only one who is on "Emily in Gay" because I love "Smile" so much.
Really?
I'm the only one who is doing my presentation about Okada san in "Amei Talk"
Really?
That's why I feel unfair.
It's negative.
It's definitely negative.
I follow you on Twitter.
You follow me on Twitter.
You don't have feelings for me, do you?
I follow you on Twitter but you don't change your mind, do you?
No, I don't.
Then it's negative.
What will happen to Okada san who is expected to be at the top of the list?
Okada san is back on the stage after finishing the ranking.
Good morning, Okada san.
Good morning.
I was lost.
You were lost.
It took you a lot of time.
The bottom one.
The bottom one?
You decided it from the top?
Yes, I decided it from the top.
You decided it from the top?
The one you want to date with is decided from the top.
I see.
Then, Okada san will announce the ranking you want to date with.
If Okada san doesn't call me, I will be at the bottom.
You will be at the bottom?
It's impossible.
Okada san chose the ranking you want to date with.
The first place is...
It's impossible.
I won't give you first place.
The next Ariyoshi Quiz is...
a journey of 400km in search of delicious food other than seafood.
Ariyoshi's tears are...
Why are you crying?
Okada Sayaka's ranking you want to date with is...
The first place is...
It's quite high, isn't it?
It's Saito san!
That's right!
You lost!
Saito san!
You did it!
Saito san!
You did it!
What are you doing?
Saito san, don't be angry!
It's my responsibility!
What are you doing?
Saito san, don't be angry!
If I had a chance in the first half, I would have done my best in the second half because I didn't have a chance in the second half.
That's what you say.
So, Saito san, you have been training for a year.
I don't know at all.
Saito san seems to be very kind and gentle.
And I like horse racing very much.
We have the same hobbies.
You don't know Saito's horse racing, do you?
I had a fight with a man I didn't know at all in front of the monitor because his eyes were red.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!
Why do you make me do it?!
It's fun!
But as an alien, you can see it, can't you?
We go out with each other.
We seem to be living together.
What?!
It's boring!
I just got lucky and won
You're getting stronger
You're not funny
You're getting stronger
Saito san, I'm scared of people
You just got lucky and won
I'm scared
I've never been like this before
You just wanted to make people happy
I'm sorry, I just wanted to make people happy
I'm scared
Next, the second announcement
Kubota san, if you don't call me, I'll make you drunk
It's okay
The second one is...
Saito san called me...
Kubota san
It's Kubota san
I did it
Kubota san
I did it
Kubota san
You didn't prepare anything
That's why you got drunk
That's amazing
Zakiya san said a lot of things
That's right
You won 20,000 yen
20,000 yen
I can't say it well
This is all I can do now
Stop it
You're dirty
You're naked
You're dirty
You're not manly
Let's ask her why
I think it's easy to have a bad image
It's fashionable
The house is fashionable and the fashion is fashionable, too.
I think you have a good sense of fashion.
When I hear something, I can't say what I think.
I think you look happy every day.
I got it.
You are popular.
That's not cool.
Your hands look painful.
But you don't feel pain, do you?
I don't feel anything now.
If you're not called by your name, you'll be in trouble.
That's right.
The third place is...
Who is in the last place of the top three?
Mr. Ohta!
That's great!
You were in the third place, but no one got it right!
That's great!
Mr. Ohta is in the top three!
I think cleanliness is very important.
I think cleanliness is very important for women.
I think it's very good.
The reason I'm in the third place is...
I think only unexpected things are coming back.
You're in the third place, but no one got it right!
You're in the top three, but no one got it right!
That's great!
You're making unexpected reactions.
That's great!
You're making unexpected reactions.
Mr. Kubota said unexpected things
Saito-san, you are also on that side, right?
Yes, I am.
But you are in the top three, so you can imagine a lot of things, right?
Of course.
It's just a mass-produced type.
A mass-produced type.
A type that can produce as much as you like.
A mass-produced type.
It's too old-fashioned.
A type of person who does make-up.
It's unexpected, isn't it?
If you didn't say it,
Iguchi will be the first one up.
That's right.
Iguchi will be the first one up.
This is bad.
The fourth place is...
Will Iguchi be the first one up?
Or will someone else be called?
It's Tomoshige-san!
No way!
Let's go home!
No way!
This is crazy!
Okada-san has his own preferences!
This is crazy!
Stop it!
Run away!
You are in 4th place!
Why are you in 4th place?
When I was in a show with a comedian, he said I was a pushover.
So I am in 4th place.
He said he liked me, so I am in 4th place.
Did you tell him why you like him?
No, I didn't...
No, you didn't.
You don't look him in the eye, do you?
No, I am nervous.
I follow him on Twitter, but I haven't been followed yet.
You are just a fan of him!
He is a great comedian.
He is doing a great job.
Why do you say that?
I am happy that he chose me.
How do you like him?
I think he will do his best for me.
He listens to me.
He cooks a lot for his wife.
He grabs a bag of food for his wife and gets married.
He cooks rice at home and there is a cockroach in it.
He broke it for his wife.
He also threw away his wife's computer.
Deny it!
It's all true.
It's all true!
Stop it!
Eguchi, you are in 4th place.
I am in 4th place?
Are you kidding me?
Both of you are lying.
You don't look him in the eye.
They won't die in prison.
You are scary!
I don't like him.
You should be careful.
Let's move on.
In 5th place...
Who came out of the fight with his wife?
Iguchi-san!
Iguchi-san, come on!
Not yet!
You're kidding me!
I'm so happy you're here.
You're so good at this.
I don't know what you did, but you're amazing.
Shut up!
Fifth place.
When we live together, for example, "something like this happened today" or "something bad like this happened"
I feel like I'm going to say everything.
"What did you say?" "That's your fault."
I feel like I'm going to say a lot of sexual things.
I feel like I'm going to make you feel like you don't want to talk much.
I just want you to say, "That's right, that's right," but you say more than that.
I feel like I'm going to stop saying it.
No, it works! It really works!
Don't you say, "It's like this"?
I don't say it! I don't say it at that time!
Right, Tomoshige-san?
Iguchi-kun is like Lupin.
Lupin?
He's like Lupin. He's like Lupin Sanchez.
You're wearing a jacket like Lupin.
I'm wearing a pants like Lupin.
You're wearing a pants like Lupin.
You're wearing a pants like Lupin!
I'm wearing a pants like Lupin!
Iguchi-kun is like Lupin!
He may look like a bad guy, but he's got a good heart.
He may not have been told by you yet, but I think he'll have a good sense like Lupin.
Why do you only talk like that when you're Iguchi?!
He really has a good heart!
Why do you only talk like that when you're Iguchi?!
Iguchi-kun is only doing it because it's funny.
You're amazing!
He really has a good heart!
So you're a person with a deep and attractive heart?
That's right!
What?
That's not decided yet!
It's not like that!
And with that, we have only one left.
Shinichi, last time in Moriana, you were worst one, right?
Now you're seventh.
That means I'm second place.
Next, if you're seventh...
Can Minamikawa prevent that?
Is Minamikawa stronger?
Okay, let's go.
Out of the girls Okada chose realistically, which one do you want to date?
The one who hasn't been called is last.
The one who has been called is sixth place.
Okay, sixth place is...
I want to send her off to Egypt.
Okada-san, are you serious?
Are you serious, Okada-san?
Are you serious, Okada-san? Even now...
Could it be...
6th place is...
I want to send you off to Ejikan.
Mom, wait!
The one who was prevented from meeting again is...
Minamikawa!
I saw it!
Twice in a row!
It didn't happen twice in a row!
6th place is Minamikawa!
Minamikawa!
No, no, no!
I like their fashion.
Do you like ruins?
I don't like Ejikan.
I don't know anything.
6th place is Minamikawa.
Why?
I hate Bakuro.
I hate it.
I want to be together and share my secrets.
I want to divorce Whitney soon.
Is that your feeling?
But I can only bad things about him.
I can only bad things about Lil T.
Is that so?
I can only bad things about Lil T.
I can't imagine him being like you.
I don't know much about him but I think it's not possible computer wise.
Somehow...
I don't like guys who play Mahjong.
Wow!
You're the worst!
Can I say how I feel?
If you say how you feel, you say how you feel.
That's bad.
I'm sorry.
You just chose what you were told to choose.
I don't like it.
You don't like men playing games.
That's terrible.
But in terms of reason,
you can still see it as a good thing.
Send Asuka off for once.
Asuka, don't you say you're sending her off?
Can't you send her off yourself?
Send her off.
That's terrible.
The second time is hard.
It's heavy.
Why is it lower than Minamikawa?
It's really impossible for me to go to Nanamata.
It's really impossible for me to go there.
It's impossible for me to go there.
I'm going to Kanosahachi.
Stop it.
You're not going there.
I'm going to go there.
It's really strange of you to say that.
Kubota, what did you do?
Kubota, can you steal Yoshi's beauty goods?
I can't steal it.
You can't steal it.
You stole the big cactus I gave you when you were in Yoshimoto, Sukubata-san!
Thief!
You stole it!
You bought a big house and stole it!
But it's weird, because you bought it, everything was stolen until the third day!
Give it back!
Give me back the cactus that will become a sand!
You're the one who's stealing!
There's no one else who's stealing, right, Shinichi-san?
Tomoshige-san.
What?
Stop it, Shinichi!
A woman entertainer kicked me and made me have sex once.
You're the worst!
I didn't say it!
Don't lie!
It's true!
It's a lie!
It's a lie, Tomoshige!
It's true!
You're the worst!
It's true!
It's a lie!
I know it's just right, but it's not good either.
It's true!
She's the first woman entertainer to have sex.
This is a little...
Shinichi!
What kind of speech is this?
I don't think I want to be reborn.
It's a simple speech.
Women spread their fangs!
I'm a woman, so I'm scared.
I'm sick of it!
Furthermore, the past lineup is open and safe!
Hurry up!
The face is a criminal!