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"Secretly Pressing It" Announcement!
Last time, four comedians discovered on TV and SNS
the girls who are secretly pressing it now.
As a result, athletes and influencers were chosen,
and it was a fun project.
Actually, this is not the end.
What?
Out of those who are pressing it now,
we will hand you a questionnaire from here,
and you can choose the comedians you want to date among the studio members.
Wait a minute.
What do you mean?
Moreover, all of you here, ten comedians.
We are also included?
We are included, and I don't know why, but I'm also included.
Why is that?
What is that?
I don't know. I always know the rankings, but I can't tell you today.
Wait a minute. Why are you suddenly returning to your original theory?
It's fun.
It's really fun.
It's fun, isn't it?
I can't tell you who is pressing it right now.
What?
You should know.
I see.
Since you are pressing it, we won't give you a higher rank.
So you don't have contacts?
Yes.
Then it's for real.
I'm definitely good at handling girls.
Finally, "Secretly Pressing It" girls announce their rankings they want to date!
I don't think I can kiss you even if we date.
What?
If I'm hated by my boss, it's the worst!
Somehow, I don't like your face. I hate you.
All the members are stuck in the back and the studio is on fire!
There is a system problem!
It's okay!
First of all, from "Secretly Pressing It"...
Who is it?
Oh, it's here!
Keiryu's Kume Uta-san!
I like her the most!
She's pretty serious, isn't she?
Oh, she's holoing in!
But it's true!
She's holoing in and she talked for only five minutes on Zoom!
That's true. That's a big advantage!
When she talked, she had a lot of emotions!
Keiryu's Kume Uta-san, who has a good personality and is cute in private, too!
What is their ranking?
First of all, I'd like to start with the ranks of the first five.
What is "first five"?
Wait a minute!
Oh, you're going up, aren't you?
That's good!
It's pretty high!
That's good!
That's pretty good, too!
That's good!
You did it!
That's pretty good!
Next, Aida!
Okay! Go!
Go, go, go!
Well, well, well!
Short upper!
Next, Tomoshige!
I can't do it!
Isn't it a double toe?
Oh, but you're doing it!
That's good!
That's pretty good!
Next, Kano-san!
Kano-san!
Kano-san! Go, go, go!
Kano-san! Kano-san!
Kano-san!
The first place hasn't come out yet.
I really think there is a first place.
I'm sorry. I think you can tell that he is a good person by talking for five minutes.
I see. I'm sorry.
I don't know if you like it or not, but you don't like it when this side is in a daze, do you?
That's right.
And there are nine and ten in here.
Who hasn't come up with a name yet?
I don't like it.
Masugawa-san has been in a good mood lately.
He was on the internet and talked about who he likes the most.
Then he made a face like a handsome actor.
How does he do it?
How does he do it on TV?
He talks like an actor.
I would like to announce three people other than Shinichi.
Who is it?
He is in first place.
Shinichi is not in first place either.
He is in third place.
Where is Atsushi-san?
He is in fourth place.
He won against Atsushi-san.
Why?
What is it?
When everyone was excited about different topics,
suddenly I was in ninth place.
I missed it, too.
Who is in tenth or third place?
Shinichi or Masugawa-san?
Which one is in tenth place?
I just came here.
Who is in tenth place?
"Come and play with me" prank is getting popular on TV.
People like my programs, too.
Keirin and Kumeuta's "I want to go out with you" ranking is getting higher and higher.
Who is in tenth place?
Oh, it's in.
Go for it!
Oh, it's in!
How's it?
Go for it!
You can do it!
Go!
Yes!
What's with this?
This is not a show or anything.
There's nothing that you can't get in.
Believe me!
No, I won against Atsushi-san!
That's crazy!
I won a lot!
Atsushi, who was given materials from the staff, reveals the reason!
Third place.
A gift for you, Shin-chichi.
Even in private, your tension doesn't seem to go down and you seem to be having fun.
Well, that's true.
That's true.
Tenth place.
Shisonno Hasegawa.
You seem to be called "you".
You have a violent image.
Ah!
But!
You're right!
Even though you're an actor!
You're right!
You're not just an actor.
You have a violent image.
Even though you're an actor, you say violent things?
That's the worst!
But you're third place, Shin-chichi.
From now on, you can support him.
Shiba-san...
I don't know what's good about Shiba-san.
What is this?
It's frustrating!
He said it's good!
I don't know what's good about Shiba-san, but...
What?
You're something else!
You're scary!
What's wrong?
Shiba-san...
Should I say it at the same time?
What's wrong with you?!
Hold hands! Hold hands! If you don't say it...
We won't say it, right?
We won't say it today.
If you hold hands, please reveal your identity!
Next, from Tomo Shige's push,
Incluencer's Yuraneko-san.
I've been pushing for quite a long time, so I'd like you to do me a favor.
If you say it, what will happen?
I'll turn green, right?
Tomo Shige is secretly dancing.
Yuraneko's push is...
The first half is good.
It's popular.
It's good.
What are you doing?!
I was looking up!
He's really humble.
It's in! It's in!
It's 890!
890!
It's over! It's over!
It's high!
Yuraneko-san is conscious of it.
She's conscious of it.
It's over! It's over!
It's finally getting attention!
Please! Please!
Hey!
Kato-san!
Look up! Look up!
It's good! It's good!
It's good!
Thank you, Yuraneko-san!
It's green.
And Shison's push is...
It's 7.
Next is Atsushi.
Look up! Look up!
It's good! It's good!
It's good!
I did it!
Wow, Yuraneko-san, I'm so happy!
Yuraneko-san, I'm going to turn green!
I'm going to turn green!
You're going to turn green, right?
I have a good reason for it!
Yuraneko, you're a problem!
Yuraneko, you're a problem for real!
You came out like that and turned 10th!
I saw it! I saw it!
At this timing, you turned red!
You look terrible!
The way you turned 10th!
You're terrible at directing!
You're really terrible!
Tomoshige-san!
I think Shiba-kun is the only one left!
Oh, I see!
I've never won against Shiba-kun in a competition like this!
I don't know!
Oh, I don't like this!
Then, Tomoshige's 10th place is...
I'm getting energy!
Here it is!
Please win this, Tomoshige!
Go for it!
Jump! Jump!
Go for it!
You can do it! You can do it!
10th!
I won!
Go! Go! Go!
I won! I won!
No way! No way!
I won against Shiba-kun!
I've never won against you!
I'm surprised!
I've never won against you!
You did it, Tomoshige!
I lost!
Yuraneko, you don't look good, Shinchi!
You don't look good!
The reason given by the staff is announced!
Oh, is that the reason? The first reason.
Your face looks like your brother's and you feel close to him.
He laughs with you a lot.
What does "good" mean?
No, I mean...
It's like you're number one in reality.
I'm not number one in reality.
I'd like to avoid turning green.
I see.
If it's like this...
I'm sorry.
Tomoshige, a mogurider.
Oh, me too.
I have the image of you cooking delicious food for me at home.
You know about that, don't you?
Yes.
Oh, I'm happy!
I know about it.
It's an image.
Oh, I see.
Shiba.
Your face looks like you don't like it and you hate it.
Yuraneko.
It's Yuraneko!
It's my first time hearing it!
Yuraneko.
It's my first time hearing it!
You don't hate it, do you, Yuraneko?
What do you mean "don't like it"?!
Make it clear!
Okay, next up...
Komiya's favorite.
Alright!
Fukuoka Minami, a talented singer.
Wow!
He's serious about it!
He's serious about it.
That's right.
He's serious about it.
Oh, we've met before.
Yes, yes.
Fukuoka-san is...
On a live streaming app,
out of 30,000 live streamers in half a year,
he's at the top.
He earned 100 million yen on a live stream.
Fukuoka Minami's "I want to date you" ranking.
It would be the worst if girls hated him like this,
but Komiya's ranking is...
Alright, alright, alright!
I'm looking forward to it!
Let's see it!
And between the three, he's in 6th place.
Ryo is in 7th place.
Tomoshige is in 9th place.
And Shimo's ranking is rising.
The first place is...
The second place is...
The third place is...
The fourth place is...
The fifth place is...
The sixth place is...
The seventh place is...
I'm not just cheering for you, I'm cheering for you too.
Oh my god.
You're tough.
You can do it!
I'm not just cheering for you, I'm cheering for you too.
What's up?
Attention, attention.
Look, it's coming out.
It's coming out.
8th again?
8th again.
It's 9, 8, 8.
9, 8, 8.
Wait a minute.
I'm the only one who's not popular.
Now, only Komiya and Shinichi are left.
If it's Shinichi, I can win.
I really want to win.
I want to be in 5th place.
Now, it's Komiya's turn.
What will it be?
Will it move?
Will it jump?
You can do it! Stop! Stop!
It stopped.
Yes!
I'm glad.
Somehow, somehow, I managed to win 5th place.
Somehow, 5th place.
It's complicated, isn't it? Somehow, 5th place.
It feels like a burden.
14th place.
And 10th place is Shinichi.
What's good about Shiba-san?
Why?
Shinichi, you promised me!
Shinichi!
What's up?
What?
Shinichi?
Hide and seek.
Shinichi!
Hide and seek.
Shinichi!
Action!
Shinichi!
Are you going to hold his hand?
No!
OK!
OK! OK! OK!
No!
Is it a deal?
It's OK.
Is there something?
But, you have to support Shiba, Shinichi, right?
Yes!
If it's next time, you'll be gone.
OK!
If it's next time, you'll be gone.
What kind of fight is this?
I'm going to say it!
Now, we will announce the reason for 1st place, Hasegawa and 5th place, Komiya!
Shisonno Hasegawa, "I often see you on other programs, but when I'm taking a break and I don't have any friends yet, you kindly joke with me and talk to me. Also, your uniform is cool and handsome."
You're like a kind big brother!
Sanshiro Komiya, "For some reason, you're popular and handsome."
What do you mean "for some reason"?
Wait, wait, wait!
You're curious, aren't you?
For some reason, you're popular and handsome.
I like that part!
You like it when I say it clearly, don't you?
You say it clearly, don't you?
Next and last is Kousei's Hasegawa.
I'm counting on you!
YouTuber Shinya Ayaka.
Oh, my God!
Three of you are so passionate!
Tomoshige, you like it, too?
I like it, too!
I want to win this!
Komiya, you like it, too?
Yes, I like it.
I like it, too!
That said, I like it, too!
I like it, too!
Shinya-san's acting is wonderful.
If you don't say it clearly, someone else will take it.
Wait a minute!
Kousei and Tomoshige are secretly doing it.
YouTuber from Fukuoka,
What is Shinya Ayaka's ranking of "I want to date you"?
I'll think about it!
What is it?
Oh no!
I don't know! I don't know!
It's not first place! I don't know!
I don't know! Stop!
Stop! Stop! Stop!
Stop! Stop!
It's a little high!
And the gap between the three cities is nine!
Shison's Pasegawa is sixth place!
Go, Ryoso!
Ryo is third place!
Kano is second and higher!
Next, Shiba!
It looks high!
But...
Wait! Wait!
He may not say it!
If Shinichi is not tenth place, it's okay, right?
That's right!
Shiba is in a strange position!
What's going on?
Shiba is in a good position!
Next, Atsushi!
Atsushi's head is higher!
Go, go, go!
Atsushi's head is higher!
Go, go, go!
Go!
Seriously?!
Wait a minute!
I like Shinichi!
I feel like I've been taken away!
Please!
I'm sorry!
Thank you!
Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
Go!
Wow!
What?!
Wow!
I did it!
I'm in first place again!
Wow!
Wait a minute!
Can you wait for your turn?
I'm in first place again!
Wait a minute!
It's complicated!
It's complicated right now!
The situation!
Now, the two of you are left!
Kosei and Shinichi!
This is extremely boring!
What is it?
7 and 10!
What is this?!
Kosei, I'm sorry!
Please don't do this!
I'm begging you!
There's another race!
In the back!
Now!
Will Kosei be in 7th place?
At least 7th place!
Kosei!
At least!
At least 7th!
You!
Kosei!
I'm begging you!
Goodbye!
Kosei is 7th!
Shinichi is 10th!
Kosei is higher!
Lower than Shiba
Shiba-san, what's good about you?
Why?
Shinichi is 8th!
Shiba is 8th!
Shinichi!
Hide it!
Shinichi!
You said something!
It's okay!
You said you were 6th!
Shinichi!
You said you were 6th!
Shinichi!
Shinichi! Shinichi! Shinichi!
Shinichi!
Thank goodness! It's settled!
It's settled!
Thank you!
Now, I will announce the reason for the first place and the 7th place!
Ah, really?!
First place...
Atsushi?
Atsushi.
If you're among us, you're overwhelming.
You seem to have a lot of experience, and you're definitely good at dealing with women.
Recently, I saw on Netflix that you've become weaker in gender, and you've gotten rounder.
You seem to like men who are younger than you, too.
Wow!
It's a one-sided comment!
You like women quite a lot, don't you, Joe?
No, no, no!
You like them quite a lot!
No, no, no!
Why do you say that yourself?
Miki! Kosei!
Yes!
It's a selfish image, but you seem to have a foul mouth.
I've been told that quite a lot.
I don't think you can kiss even if you're together.
Do you know that?
You're telling me that I have a foul mouth from someone you know?!
I don't know!
It's my first experience, so...
My heart is all messed up!
You don't know that, do you?
In the end, Kosei was the only one who was weak.
But there's another bar-esque dancer.
Kamiyama Mirei gave us a survey.
She's been pushing you since you came out of the countryside.
She's been pushing me for a long time, so I hope her feelings reach you.
And I've been posting a little bit of horror on social media, too.
That's a big one!
I love "Zambon Fiction."
And Mirei came out of it and said, "Let's push this one," and hid.
That's because...
What kind of face do you want me to make when I'm a bar-esque dancer?!
A bar-esque dancer who is secretly pushing his wife.
Who is Kamiyama Mirei's partner in "Tailanking"?!
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The ranking of "Disc Dancer" Kamiya Mamire's "Tsukiaitai" is...
I'm third place.
That's not first place.
You know what I'm talking about, right?
I'm not first or second place.
Nobody saw it coming.
I'm fourth place.
You're fourth place, right?
You're fourth place.
Fourth place?
You're first place.
You're a little later than me.
And third and fourth place are between sixth and seventh place.
Tomoshige is 8th.
Shison's Hasegawa is 5th.
Ryo is 3rd.
Next is Shiba.
Is that okay?
90 is open, so it's not good.
Is 90 a little scary?
Next is Kano.
Go up, go up, go up!
Good, good, good!
Thank you! I support you!
It's not 90 yet.
It's hot! It's hot!
Let's go, let's go!
It's hot!
Is it okay?
There's a system trouble!
It's okay!
Below 90?
It's worse than Tomoshi's.
I didn't say that!
It's not there.
If you say it like that, other people will...
But Kosei is...
Kosei is...
As expected of Kosei!
But Kano is eight-legged, right?
And I'm seven-legged, too.
I think I know it.
I think I'm the type of person who allows it.
Then, Kosei.
I'm curious about Kosei's rank,
but if it's a new position reunion,
will it be a new position reunion?
I'm counting on you!
I'm really counting on you!
Kosei!
It's okay!
Kosei!
Yes!
Yes, Kosei!
Yes!
It's okay!
No, no, no!
I'm pushing you!
New position! Let's go home first!
There's no need to go home first!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
It seems like you're not feeling well.
New position!
New position! Let's go home!
I'm sorry!
I'm tired of this!
The 60-minute extension special is coming up!
The five friends are going to summer vacation!
Let's eat! Let's eat!
The adult is eating!
Delicious food!
Hot spring and fish cake!
Yes! Nice!
No! Take it!
I think you'll save me!
That desire is for Minkey Murray to win against Okada Sayaka!
It's physically impossible!
That guy is a clown!
I did it!
In addition, on T-bar and Terrace,
the last "NASUZE!" trip is also being distributed!
"NASUZE!" trip is also being distributed!