AISubs v3.7
YouTube views count up to the last minute!
It's been about a year since we did this show.
It's been a while.
I thought it was gone.
We don't do it for a year.
You don't care about it either!
No, no, no!
Not yet, not yet!
It's like, "Ah, it's not a game" just to get people's attention.
The winner uses only thumbnails to count the views.
They aim for a total of 3 million views, but...
If you overdo it, you're out!
The person who selected it just before becomes the winner who attacked at the last minute!
Does it cost you about 1 million yen?
Um...
It costs you zero!
Zero?!
It's just an honor!
There's no honor!
There's no honor like that!
If you can't change it after you select it...
You can't change it?
No, you can't change it.
If you try it, you can't change it.
It doesn't make sense!
You can't try it!
Shall we begin?
The first thumbnail to count up to the last minute is...
This one!
Which one?
They're all popular!
It's the entertainer's...
It looks strong!
What's this?
Fujiwara-san will show us all of Fujiwara Haradish's jokes!
Are you kidding me?
It's fishing!
"Westland"!
The World Cup and M-1 Grand Prix are exciting days at the same time!
Is that a Hungarian suit?
It's not a suit!
It's the one at the bottom!
"Time Machine"!
"Tokyo Travengers"!
This one is popular!
"Time Machine"!
"Time Machine" is good!
Is there anyone who's fat?
There's no one!
First of all, we found one!
Other videos include...
Chocopra Osada's ASMR and...
Diane Kouan's new game videos...
Okarina reading manga videos...
Choshu-san and her grandchild meeting videos...
"Behind the scenes" of "Oshima Mai"...
And Kei's diet videos!
Wow, you're laughing so much in your underwear!
It's my job!
It's your job?
But, well...
If you show your skin like this...
It's embarrassing!
Even men say that!
It's embarrassing!
Well, it was easy at first!
You can't overcome it!
Since we're here, let's watch something we want to watch!
There's still room here!
"Pako Pako Mama"!
What do you think of it?
I think it's great!
It's like "Bakuro", isn't it?
Was it "Nishihazabu"?
"Pako Pako Mama"!
You've become like that, haven't you?
You've become like that!
You've become like "Nishihazabu"!
Something like that!
It's like you have a story and you're transforming into it!
Since you're excited about it, you want to do more!
Do you want to try it?
The size is a little flashy, but...
Don't you usually wear it?
I usually don't like it, but everyone says it's good, so I want you to lend me one.
If you try it, you can't change it, so I'd like you to see it.
You can comment on YouTube, right?
I'm going to read the comments.
I'm curious about something, so hurry up and wear gym clothes and black pants.
I don't know what you're talking about.
It's hard to go to Pakopako Mama.
I'll delete it at this point.
You don't say it anymore.
I'll look it up, Pakopako Mama.
And then...
It's a professional adult video site.
But...
That's Pakopako Mama.
That's enough.
I'm sorry.
It's a man's work that's been on the thumbnail for three years.
It was S.S.
I can't return it to the customer.
I don't know that yet.
But if you say it, you'll be in the number of views of Pakopako Mama.
That's what I'm saying.
30,000 views.
But I'm sure you'll see it.
Certainly.
How many times has this video been played?
15,800 times.
If you say 3 million times, you're out.
But you said 15,000 times.
Please let me do it.
Put in a little more.
On the contrary.
There is.
There are 298,4200 times left.
It's not over yet.
Can I say it?
You can't say it.
If you say it, you'll go to Ocarina.
Ocarina is strong.
I watch it, too.
The rice video was played 790,000 times in August 2020.
It was amazing just to eat it.
How about crying?
It looks good on you.
It looks good on me.
It's a good jacket.
I always have it.
I always have it, but I don't want to buy it yet.
I bought it before, too.
It's spring.
I'd like you to see it.
I'll see it.
It's a major word.
I'll eat it.
Let's start reading it.
But you can see it.
You can read it from 29.
It's a work.
You don't have to concentrate on it.
You don't have to clean it up.
You don't have to put it on the TV.
You don't have to do anything.
I wonder if you'll see it.
I'm curious about when you'll cry.
You'll see it, won't you?
It's hard to send it early.
Oh, no.
It's coming!
I want to do the Russian roulette with this.
Where is it coming from?!
The one who cries loses.
Be careful.
Isn't it over?
Not yet.
So cute.
What's with that face?
Zech is working hard right now.
Here it is!
This is funny.
It's funny, isn't it?
How many times do you think it will be played?
Well, my fans also watch "Hero Academia" and I think it's funny just to play it.
I think it will be played about 400,000 times.
Well, it depends on whether it's a video to eat or not.
It's a little different, but I think it will be played about 400,000 times.
Here we go. How many times do you think it will be played?
I think it will be played about 400,000 times.
100,000 times!
Is it that different?
I don't know!
I don't know at all!
What's with that face?
It's funny.
Are there people like that?
There are people like that!
Are you going to make me do this 300 times?
Please stop it!
I don't know at all!
Let's move on, Takeya-san.
There are 297,4200 times left.
How many tens of thousands of times do you think it will be played?
I think it will be played by Iguchi-kun.
What?
Because he just got an M-1.
He got an M-1 this time.
I didn't know it would be like this.
There are celebrities who are popular just by talking.
That's right.
World Cup and M-1 Grand Prix are at the same time.
Are you interested in it?
I'm interested in it.
Will you try it on?
Wait a minute.
How is it? Does it suit me?
It doesn't suit you at all.
It doesn't suit you?
I'm against it.
I think you should change it.
I'll just try it on.
Why?
Why are you asking me?
I don't care about fashion.
Hello, I'm Iguchi of WESTLAND.
This is an activity report video.
It's not an activity report video.
It's the end of the World Cup period.
It doesn't suit you at all.
I'm sorry, but you should change it.
I can't do it.
Thank you for saying it earlier, but it doesn't suit you at all.
It's okay.
Let's take a look.
It wasn't good for the studio members, but...
Wait a minute.
Can we go home?
It's the 49th episode.
Why don't you go around a little more?
There is.
It's a prank like this.
Don't do it.
It's a prank like this.
They may have chosen "Worst Three".
These three.
Please look at the thumbnail carefully.
The thumbnail is big.
There are people like that.
Nicole.
Why didn't you choose it?
I thought it wouldn't change.
It's because of the model's diet.
It's true that she's on a diet.
Look at the thumbnail.
She's so desperate.
She's on a diet.
400,000 or 500,000 will go.
Will it go?
Everyone wants to know how a professional diet is like.
Can I say it?
I want it to be at least 300,000.
300,000 to 500,000.
You don't need a sample, do you?
Do you want to see it?
I like women's underwear.
Do you choose it?
If you go to stay at Roha's house, you can watch "Pay Channel" with Roha's money.
That's 25 years ago.
Stop it.
If you talk about it, do you watch it in your own room?
Let's watch Nicole's video.
Hello, I'm Nicole.
Today, I'm going to talk about how I made my body for the first time in my video.
I'm Nicole.
I'm a muse of "Peach John".
Is it an advertisement?
Isn't it a series?
I came to watch it first.
It's a long story.
Can you speed up a little?
Thank you.
How is it?
What is it?
She's different, isn't she?
Is it a video?
It's a mess.
I've been a muse of "Peach John" for a year.
It's a mess.
Iguchi was better, wasn't he?
No way.
Iguchi was better.
I don't know how to make the viewers understand me saying "take it off".
You have to change it later.
I want you to change it to "look happy".
Everyone, you're all nice and fun.
How many times has Nicole's video been played?
How much money did you give to your uncles?
550,000 yen!
That's amazing!
I finally said it.
I believed you.
I thought you would say it.
That's how it is.
The first week is over.
There are about 2.4 million episodes left.
Before the second week, we added a new video.
Here it is.
Give me 1 million yen.
Here it is.
It's a double lock.
It looks like a sexy underwear.
It's here!
"Us"?
It's not "Us".
It's not "Us"?
It's more similar to Misono.
It's because of Misone.
Farewell, once you're caught, you pay 1,200,000 yen for yourself.
On the run.
I saw this on the internet.
So, there are people who fall from the internet news.
It's amazing.
I might be overacting.
She's gorgeous.
Is it you?
This is not me!
I never said you looked alike!
You do!
What does it mean to look like a person with such make-up on?
If you think about it, you should watch it.
I do want to watch it, but I have to earn a lot of money.
You can't watch it from a popular channel.
"Doburokko" is also...
"Farewell" is also...
"Farewell" can surpass "Doburokko", can't it?
Even now, if you watch it two million times, you can't watch it.
You can't watch it for two million times.
But compared to "one", "two" wasn't interesting.
But "two" didn't get popular.
"Two" and "one" didn't get popular.
"Back to the Future II" maybe?
But if you want to earn money, you have to watch it this many times.
How many times do you think you can watch it?
One million!
One million times!
You have to watch it!
You can't go back.
How many times has this video been played?
Go!
It's also a popular video on the internet, but...
690,000!
Next, what did Jinnai choose?
No, the one with Diane...
It's simple, isn't it?
And now, Diane is also popular...
It's gorgeous.
Go-go-jus.
It's not "go-go-jus".
It's "goi-ho-jus".
Will he choose Diane?
620,000!
The number of views is high.
Which one?
There's no such thing!
There is!
There is, isn't there?!
There definitely is!
Jinnai...
Papa, you can't do it at all!
There are 1,654,251 views left.
Yamagin-san...
There it is, Yamagin!
Hello, YouTube!
Are you watching, Yamagin?
I'm watching!
Hello, YouTube!
I'm watching!
Are you watching, YouTube?
That face...
What's with that face?
Which one do you want to see?
I heard that "taimashin" is amazing...
It is!
Or maybe "choshu"-san?
That's close!
"choshu"-san is really powerful!
Full of power!
We don't know what will happen...
Young people like it now, don't they?
That's right!
What's the difference between "kanau-koi" and "kanawanai-koi"?
The thumbnail and the title are completely different!
Which one will you choose?
In reality, I think "choshu"-san would like to try it on.
He would like to try it on...
I would like to try it on.
Ah, it's cute!
Look! It's cute!
It's short!
Ayumi-chan went home!
Ah, are you talking about "koi"?
Ayumi-chan went home!
I don't know about "koi"...
Let's go to "kishin"!
Be careful!
"kishin"!
It's painful!
I don't want to do it anymore!
"koi"!
It's funny, isn't it?
Stop it!
He's playing with you.
You got it right!
How many times has it been played?
A million times!
How many times has it been played?
Say it!
How many times has it been played?
Say it!
70,000 yen!
Hey, that's weird!
What is it?
Captain!
What is it?
I won't choose it.
What is it?
Really?
Because there are only three of them.
That's right!
Then it's that one.
It's that one.
Next, Ryo.
Tokyo Avengers.
Choosing a time machine song with one song now.
440,000 yen!
Thank you, captain!
Ryo, you don't say that!
After the second week, there are still more than 1.13 million yen left.
So far, Nicole is earning the most.
Right?
But there is more.
There is more, right?
Is there more?
It's "gulu", right?
"Gulu"?
Are you talking about Nicole's voice?
There is no voice like this!
So, for the third week,
"Mitri's Morning Routine" and "Yamazoe's YouTube Start Announcement Video" will be added.
"Yonedani's Mysterious Video" and "Yasuto's Survival Announcement" will be added.
Ryo said a lot of things that I don't like.
Right, Ryo?
Ryo said...
Why am I the bad one?
I'm trying to get closer.
Because you're disturbing me.
No, I'm not disturbing you.
Now, Ryo.
Please say it.
I can't say all of them, right?
I see.
Which ones are you interested in?
"Yasuko" and "Ronfu".
"Ronfu"? Are you interested in it?
I'm interested in it.
Do you think it will be popular?
I think it will be popular.
It will be popular.
But I want Fujiwara-san, who has been working with me for many years, to say it.
Even if it's "one", "one second" is "one second" and "one trillion seconds", right?
What kind of calculation is that?
I've seen it five times.
I've seen it many times.
Would you like to watch it once?
Watch it once.
Now, please watch it.
I'm going to do all "one trillion seconds" calculations.
Start!
It doesn't matter.
I'll do my best.
Oh, no.
It's "one trillion seconds".
Really?
Pop, pop, pop, pop Cock-a-doodle-doo.
Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop...
Ni hao
Ja ni shou ga
Sei no
Sai shou ki
Can you sing it?
Ni hao
Shou nen wa
Momotaro janai
Shiranai yatsu ga
No, no, no.
You were fooled.
I will return it.
No, you can't.
How many views do you think you will get?
About 50 views.
That's too bad.
I want you to say 200,000 times.
How many times has it been played today?
Taryoshi's prediction is 200,000 times.
918,000 times.
That's too bad.
Hurry up.
Did you do it?
That's it.
It's not popular.
It shouldn't be popular.
It's popular.
I think it will be popular.
That's too bad.
The remaining number is 210,000.
That's too bad.
Taryoshi has a chance of winning.
We have to keep going.
There are a lot of small prizes.
Let's go to the North Channel.
We can go to the North Channel.
We can't go to the North Channel.
Can we go there?
I don't know.
We thought we could go there.
Can we go there?
I think it's a good idea.
Why do you want to go to the North Channel?
I wanted to go there.
Why do you want to go there?
Do you want to go there?
Let's go there.
They look like each other.
They do.
I'm not going to say anything.
It's funny.
They really look like each other.
They look like each other.
They look nostalgic.
I'll upload it.
How much do you watch it?
It's fine.
Are you sure?
It's fine, isn't it?
How much is it?
I don't know.
How much?
50,000 yen.
50,000 yen?
50,000 yen is not bad.
How many times has it been played?
More than 210,000 times.
The result is...
From now on, London Hearts will be provided by sponsors.
Oh, no!
I'd like to draw a picture.
In next week's Ariyoshi Quiz, Ebisu-san and I will draw a picture.
Wow!
How much will the professional judge surprise us with?
Tuesday night at 8 p.m.
How many times has it been played?
Is it 50,000 times as expected?
150,000 times!
That's dangerous!
150,000 times!
It's amazing!
There are 50,000 times left.
It's a good battle.
59,451 times.
If Zakiyama-san wins, Jinnai-san will win.
It's dangerous.
Chocoplana is impossible.
I don't think mittorismo is possible, either.
Gorgeous is...
It's quite popular in video games, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
It's your first time to ride it, isn't it?
It's your first time to ride a batting center, isn't it?
I don't want to see it.
Why do you look like you want to see it?
I don't want to see it.
Well, Mr. Zakiyama...
Shall we make it gorgeous?
Gorgeous!
Let's see it.
Gorgeous!
Your first batting center.
How many times has it been played?
Where is the game that you were aiming for?
More than 50,000 customers.
You are good at it.
It's finished.
Mr. Ryo, it's decided.
Is it decided?
All remaining videos are decided.
What is it?
Is there such a stupid game?
So, Mr. Zakiyama is the winner.
Unfortunately, there is no way to end it.
You only aim for small bats.
There are not enough small bats.
I don't aim for small bats.
He doesn't seem to be recognized in a real sense.
He is wearing a chest piece.
Nobody likes him.
He is overwhelmingly not charismatic.
He may be crushed.
He may not want to leave a trace.
But, he is wearing a hat.
He looks like he is wearing a hat.
This is the style of an entertainer.
And, the past lineup is...
Don't say that!