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The ultimate simulation, LOVE MAGNET!
It's been a while since we had a male comedian and a female talent.
The male comedian is more excited than usual.
It's too bright for me to see.
Thank you for having me.
Sakai, you can't stop smiling.
It's hard to find someone like you.
I want you to win.
I want you to win and be in love.
Ogata, you too.
It doesn't matter.
There are only humans on earth.
There are only animals.
I'm excited.
It doesn't sound interesting.
It's not like that.
It's not fun.
It's not funny.
That's right.
Don't say that.
Fukumoto, what do you think of this project?
I got along well with Mr. Ueda last time.
That's right.
Mr. Ueda Ogata.
That's right.
Are you completely different from the female talent?
That's right.
You're not in your best condition.
Are you nervous?
I'm nervous.
Are you nervous?
It's your first time on LOVE MAGNET, isn't it?
It's my first time.
When I'm in front of you, I get excited.
I'm happy.
You're serious about your makeup, too.
I'm serious about my makeup, too.
I put out my shoulders and made my cheeks glittery.
You're cute.
I don't want to be left behind.
Yokoyama.
Mr. Ogata is in front of me.
I'm very nervous and excited.
I'm starting to appeal.
Did you feel it?
I felt it.
It's been a while since I got married.
You're overdoing it.
Iseyama.
I'm the oldest member of this group.
I'm going to do my best.
I don't have a best friend, Kumada Yoko.
Yoko is dancing in Poland.
I wonder when Yoko will come back to LOVE MAGNET.
It's her first time on LOVE MAGNET.
Yukihira.
Thank you for coming.
What's the plan for today?
I've been watching this show since I was little.
I'm very nervous.
Did you watch it?
Yes.
You watched it, didn't you?
Yes.
She's watching you closely.
You're the only one who's nervous.
She's nervous.
What about you, Anno-chan?
I don't think you're nervous.
I like people with bad chemistry.
I decided not to do that this time.
You decided not to do that, didn't you?
Why are you touching your teeth?
Why are you trying to take it off?
If you like dirty people, you should take it off.
In love made, if you like someone, you choose one.
If you like both, you should take it off.
It's a survival feeling couple format.
There are a lot of men compared to six women.
One man will be left on earth.
Let's see what kind of couple can do it.
If there are only 13 men and women on earth,
who do you want to be with?
Switch on!
In the first stage, everyone chooses their first hope.
It's embarrassing.
The shops are also big.
Let's start with Minamikawa.
Who chose Minamikawa?
It's Isoyama.
If there are only 13 men and women on earth,
who do you choose?
I chose him without hesitation.
Do you know what this embrace is?
I love this tight feeling.
I like it all the time.
Only your personality?
Of course, and my body.
Why do you say that?
I like your body.
You have a handsome navigation system.
I'll answer all of your questions.
You think about it, of course.
You imagine a date with Isoyama.
Where do you go?
I go to Tsukishima's Monja.
I drive like a driver.
Then I go to a hotel.
It's a trend.
You like it without navigation.
Are you an actor?
Be careful, everyone.
It's not romantic.
I wanted to ask you to hold hands while watching the night view.
You succeeded.
Will you be a couple?
I think so.
You're lying.
I'm sorry.
I'm hurt.
I'm sorry.
You may be in love with someone else.
You're right.
You fell in love with Isoyama.
I'm happy.
You don't say what kind of men you like.
I don't say it.
I'm doing a radio show.
Who did you choose?
I can't read it at all.
What?
Why?
In the first place, why?
You look like you hate it the most.
We work together, but I've never felt that way about you.
I've never felt that way about you.
That's right.
Why?
When we work together, I don't get nervous and don't talk to the people in the show.
But Kano talks to me very kindly.
I've always had a good impression of him.
I can laugh and talk with him all the time.
But I don't think I'll play with him anymore.
I've played with him a lot.
Yes, both of you.
That's right.
So about that...
Oshima-san and Iseyama-san are good friends, right?
Yes.
Iseyama-san doesn't talk about love.
I've never heard him talk about filming.
I've never heard Kano-san be kind to me.
I was surprised.
It's surprising, isn't it?
Do you only choose your appearance?
Don't you like your appearance?
I don't like my appearance.
That's better.
It's better to see what's inside.
Let's see the results.
Will they be a couple?
Delicious!
In the next Ariyoshi Quiz, Ariyoshi goes back to camping alone.
I want to move the kids.
The best camping meal is complete.
It's the best!
Tuesday night at 8pm.
Let's see the results.
Will they be a couple?
It's kind of painful.
Oh, it looks good.
Look!
Oh, no!
The winner is being shaken by glory.
Glory?
I'm sorry, Mr. Jam.
You're thinking of someone else.
She's very attractive.
Did you think you could shake it off?
Yes.
You're relieved, aren't you?
No, I'm fine.
I'm glad you shook it for me.
Next, Ms. Yukihira.
Oh, I'm nervous.
Are you thinking of someone else?
Ms. Yukihira.
She's thinking of someone else.
Who did you choose, Ms. Yukihira?
Come on!
What?
Wait a minute!
She chose someone else!
What?
In this show, there were times when only one person remained.
That's right.
Wow!
Ms. Isodama and Ms. Yukihira.
Or Ms. Shingyu?
Ms. Shingyu or Ms. Yukihira?
Ms. Shingyu!
Ms. Inamikawa, right?
- Of course! - It's new! - It's the latest! - The latest! - Really? - Ms. Yukihira. - Yes? - You've been singing for a long time. - Yes. - Even if you have bad or sad things, you make songs on the spot and I thought you would make me laugh a lot. - Wow! - I thought it would be fun if we were together. - You want me to make a song on the spot? - Yes. - I wonder if I can do it.
- You want me to make it on the spot?
- Yes! You can! - If you two become a couple, you will get a high score.
- Let's go and see if you can be a couple.
- Ms. Yukihira deprived of the glory of Kano. - No way!
- You hurt your career.
Yukihira-san.
I made a mistake.
Now, Izuyama-san is relieved too.
My face...
My cute face...
My face...
...is still not anyone's.
I didn't want Yukihira-san to take it away from me.
Right?
I'm happy.
Now, next is Okano-san.
Okano?
Yes.
I can't find her.
I can't find Okano-san.
I can't see you at all.
Who did you choose?
Me?
Oh, Nicole.
Nicole.
I see.
Why?
I like Nicole-like people.
You like cute girls, don't you?
That's why it's not about money.
At first, I didn't like it.
My friend, Suzuki Mogura...
When we worked together,
I heard that he was a very good person.
Suddenly, I started to like him.
Your view of him changed.
Yes.
He said, "The Mogura I trust is a good person."
Because you accepted him?
Yes.
I also heard that he was good at pachinko.
I heard that, too.
There is no woman who is bad at pachinko.
Do you go with your mom?
I go with my mom.
I go with my mom and play dachshund alone.
Wow.
You go alone, too.
I go alone when I'm free.
Have you imagined many things, Nicole-san?
Yes.
First of all, I said I'd go to Saitama.
Saitama?
Yes, I went to Saitama.
Then, I said I'd eat takoyaki.
I ate takoyaki.
I ate a lot of round things.
Then, I planned to make her say, "Let's play pachinko."
Yes, yes.
I planned to make her say, "Let's play pachinko."
A lot of round things?
Yes, I ate a lot of round things.
What else did you do?
Did you kiss her?
Well, yes.
When I was in the movie, I kissed her.
You used the term "pachinko" in the movie.
Yes, I did.
Now, will you become a couple?
Yes, I will.
Seriously?!
You picked one already?!
- You did, Nicolsam?! - I did.
I just picked one when I saw the name.
You picked...
the one on the bottom.
- That's amazing! - I never knew.
- So quick. - Sorry.
I didn't expect it to happen so quickly.
What a surprise for you two.
- Nicolsam... - It's amazing...
What's up with that?
Well, I know I have debts.
I have debts, but I thought I should work.
I like it.
I think I can go around with it.
I don't give you money.
But I don't give you money for your debt.
I see.
I don't have money.
It's not good.
It was easy to imagine a date.
I like a date at home.
When I am on a date at home,
I eat it while watching the live broadcast of "pachinko".
It's a dream.
I could imagine it at once.
Did you kiss?
I kissed.
Did you kiss?
Did you kiss a man with such a decoration?
Did you have a handkerchief?
Sweat.
Sweat came out a lot.
It was easy.
I'm very happy.
Please introduce me to your parents.
I will do it properly.
My mother watches "pachinko" and YouTube.
I always watched it with my mother when I went home.
My mother knows it.
I think it's easy to explain it.
It's fun.
It's the happiest thing I've ever done in my life.
Congratulations!
Nicole is out of the game.
Don't look at her.
It feels good.
It's very low.
It looks like a "pachinko ball".
It's round.
The first stage is still going on.
Next is Hirai.
Who did Hirai choose?
It's unexpected.
Are you going to be turned around? Are you okay?
I'm going to be turned around.
It's unexpected.
What do you mean?
Do you call it "hakanage"?
I want to protect you.
I want to be your shield.
You made up your mind.
I want to be a shield that protects you from everything.
Is it impossible?
What else do you like about it?
It has a dangerous smell.
It's like it's going to fly to a butterfly.
That butterfly is poisonous.
Be careful.
It's dangerous, isn't it?
I like dangerous things.
I can survive on a deserted island.
It's bright like the sun.
It's hard to grab.
The more you try to grab it...
You're talking in a messy way.
It's like white sand.
It's overflowing.
It's like sand falling from your fingers.
You want to talk to her more.
You want to know more about her.
Let's see if they can make up their mind.
Will they become a couple?
Ahhhh!
Why?!
He's got a lot of feelings, doesn't he?
It's embarrassing.
He said it like it was coming out of his fingers.
Was he this embarrassed before?
That character must have been scared.
He's a stalker, isn't he?
What does he say?
He's not a stalker.
It's like a spell.
It's embarrassing!
Become a shield!
Scary, scary.
Wait a minute!
He didn't want to do it.
I thought he would do it.
I'm sorry.
Next up is Kubota.
Kubota?
Who is it?
I'm already curious.
Who did he choose?
I couldn't imagine it at all!
I can only smell crime.
Don't smell crime!
He would do it, too!
Don't do it!
He would do it, too!
He's a serial killer!
I'm not a serial killer!
Kubota-san!
Yes?
I've been working for you for a long time.
When you came into this world for the first time, you greeted me so well that you could see my waist.
I'm grateful for that.
That's how I came into this world.
There's a kind person like me.
I'll never forget that.
She acknowledged me as a human.
You're crying.
You're not falling in love.
She treated me like a human.
That made me happy.
What else did you say?
On one show, an entertainer said
I don't feel pain even if you hit me in the face.
She said "Then hit me."
I thought it would be one hit, but it was six hits.
She hit me like this.
At that time, I thought she was very cool.
I thought I could do that, too.
That's why I want her to do that when we meet.
You want to be hit.
I want to be hit and go out with her.
I want to be tickled.
You're a rapper.
You're shaking more than usual today.
Last time you shook your arm three times.
Today you shook it twice, six times.
Show me a little more.
It's embarrassing.
Show me a little more.
It's a team.
Show me a little more.
It's too early.
You're taking it from behind.
Don't take it.
Will they be a couple?
I think so.
I think it's possible.
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Let's see the results. Will the couple succeed?
It seems possible.
But...
It's possible, isn't it?
Please.
It's too late!
I love you, Kubota-san!
London Hearts! Wow!
It's my era!
Please come here.
Kubota-san!
It's amazing!
Look at this.
It's amazing!
Kubota-san!
Please do it well! I don't know what you're saying!
It's my first time seeing Kubota-san like this!
Aren't you happy?
What are you talking about?
Ano-san treated you like a human being!
Yes.
If you weren't here on earth, I would have chosen you.
Yes.
Now I have the courage and say it for you.
Yes. I will hit you and break you now.
She doesn't want to do that.
Ano-san, what do you think?
At first, I didn't have a good impression of you.
But I met you and played with you many times.
You are very kind.
You greet me from here, too.
It's easy for me to get along with you.
It's easy for you to get along with me!
You're ugly!
You're not Shugen!
You're an old Shugen!
You're nice to her.
I'm really happy.
You're really nice to her and you're happy as a person.
That's what I wanted to say.
I thought you were being serious.
But the atmosphere is a little scary.
It's nice that you don't seem to be nice to anyone.
I think I'm special.
You think you're special.
I bought an apartment for 100 million yen.
I think I'll be safe in the future.
It's an amazing apartment.
How old is it?
It's up to 103 years old.
It's safe.
Life is 100 years old.
It's safe!
She's 80 years old.
You're amazing!
Thank you for this show for the first time.
Thank you.
Finally?
Finally.
And you've been messing with me a lot.
No, no, no!
I'm telling you!
Mr. Kubota is always popular!
I'm going to say it again today.
You know, you've been doing that for a long time.
You've been making fun of me every time you've done that.
Let me say it again.
Goodbye, Otera-kun!
I'm sorry!
Apologize!
Now, let's move on to the couple seats!
How do you like it?
It's like a dream.
It's amazing!
Kubota is here first!
Is that so, Okano-san?
Yes.
The second couple is Kubota.
I'd like to say it's a surprise, but...
Also, Kokon-kun and Kudo...
I'm a little embarrassed.
I've been looking to the left all the time.
What?
I'm embarrassed.
Can you not look me in the eye at all?
Look me in the eye!
But...
I have acrylic eyes.
Your eyes are big.
Kubota doesn't look you in the eye at all.
Look me in the eye!
Suddenly, nobody is looking me in the eye.
But I just thought of something.
Men tend to get carried away right away.
I'm sitting here now and I feel sorry for the girls who were looking at me.
I'm only thinking about you.
It hurts!
Open your eyes!
They're getting hotter and hotter.
You're being sweet.
What's that about?
I like it all.
A man who was lonely and lonely.
What are you doing?
This is the era now!
Her greed became popular and she became fashionable and won first place!
If I can come to this school with my boyfriend, I'll be really happy.
She's surrounded by love.
She won first place at Love McDon for the third year in a row.