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Come on, you pirates!
It's been three months since M-1 ended. The finalists are here!
Today, we have four finalists from the 2022 M-1 Grand Prix.
Thank you for coming.
They're here.
They're here for sure.
Champion, Westland...
Yes. Longer is like this kind of member, you know?
Like this kind of member?
It's late if you don't like it.
Well, you don't like it, do you?
What do you mean you don't like it?
After all, I won M-1 and I'm grateful for it, but I'm busy.
Well, I get asked a lot of questions, but I can't help it.
I get asked the same thing.
The moment I won, I got a lot of comments like "How was your reaction to the prize-giving problem?"
And then, Ariose-san said, "You've been rubbing it in 'All Night Nippon' for a long time."
Don't look at it!
I'm looking forward to it!
But if you know I'm checking it out...
You have to change it.
All you have to do is change it, right?
I wonder if you have confidence in this episode.
That's what's tough.
When it starts, you get bitten, don't you?
People who are weak use it a lot, don't they?
No, no, no.
People who are tall use it a lot.
Who said that?!
It's scary.
And about the prize-giving problem...
There's only one story about it.
There's only one story about it?
There's only one story about it.
What kind of story is it about the prize-giving problem?
Ariyoshi-san said it like three or four times.
The moment we won, we talked about the prize-giving problem.
Ohta-san was in another show.
When we heard we won, we were like, "Wow, I'm glad."
It was the first time he praised us, and we were really happy about it.
On the other hand, Tanaka-san...
For the first time in human history, he's not interested in others at all.
We've been together for more than ten years, and we've won.
But what happened?
He was watching us in the dressing room right before we went on stage.
The staff of "Titanic" filmed it for us.
I was wondering how you would react.
I didn't move at all.
Why didn't you say it earlier?!
I know it!
The president...
The president is...
Mitsuyo-san! Mitsuyo-san!
Mitsuyo-san!
I can't believe it, but as soon as we decided on the winner...
He was drinking and sleeping.
You should have said it!
I know it!
The president is more aware of it!
You're too slow!
He didn't say "I was sleeping!"
We're going to get it!
No, no, no!
The one who knows and gets it is the worst!
Next is Sayaka's first appearance on "roha".
It's also your first time meeting her, right?
Yes, it's my first time meeting her.
Everyone, not only "roha" but also everyone other than Zakiyama-san...
Ah, is that so?
It's my first time meeting Arioshi-san as well.
I've always watched you on TV and thought...
that you might be a good match for Arioshi-san.
Oh, is that so?
Yes.
I'm happy.
Why?
When you made me naked...
you looked like you were about to become addicted to me.
Is that so?
Yes.
I don't hate you, but...
Is that so?
To be clear, you're a good match for me.
No, that's not what I meant!
I didn't mean it like that!
You didn't mean it like that?
When you made me naked as a human being...
Really?
I thought you might be a good match for me.
But now that we're talking like this...
I think you're a good match for me.
I thought you looked like an old man.
An old man?
An old young man.
I don't think you're happy about that.
I just got a little push.
Did you get a little push?
What about you, Ishii?
Of course I'm happy about being naked.
I've been watching you since you were little.
I've been watching your prank videos.
I've been watching you being a comedian.
I'm happy about it and scared about it.
You're scared of it?
Yes!
I don't want to be naked that much.
Why not?
I don't want to be naked that much.
I don't want to be naked that much!
I'm really happy about it.
That's what you're sitting on right now!
A young man said something like that at a meeting.
I had the image of being bullied and hurt.
That's a bad image!
You're on TV!
I'm more nervous.
I think you'll be nervous first.
I have a trick.
Do you face your nervousness?
When I see your face, I know you're on TV.
I'm nervous, so I think of something like a fruit.
To relieve tension?
Yes, to relieve tension.
It's like a spell.
You know it!
What is it?
It's like a pineapple.
That's why I talk a lot.
What about you, Arioshi?
Apple.
What about you, Zakiyamo?
Peach.
Do you get bullied?
What about you, Ryo?
Ryo.
Don't be nervous!
Why not?
Is it okay for me to be a little nervous?
Ryo is a kind man.
"Long Coat Daddy" continued last year and will continue again this year.
That's right.
It wasn't hot.
I said I was infected with COVID-19.
I know. That's why I can't say what I want to say.
You've been talking non-stop, haven't you?
No, I haven't.
I've been looking at this screen all the time.
You were nervous about calling your juniors.
Where are you nervous about?
You got infected with COVID-19, didn't you?
You said you'd call all of them.
Where are you nervous about?
Let's do a prank.
An electric prank.
This is a continuous prank that we did to rabbits before.
It's so funny.
I'm sorry.
Since that day, I always look under the chair.
So that I can understand every time.
It's properly aligned like this.
You shouldn't do that.
When I sit like this, my body remembers it.
That moment.
My body automatically turns like this.
Because you noticed it, we decided to turn on the lights for the four people in the front row in front of you.
Wait a minute.
I'm scared.
What do you mean?
Rabbits are really dangerous.
Even if you turn on the lights when you say it as a joke, it will turn upside down and go crazy.
That's why we set up the lights in the front row.
It's a good idea.
Why did you set up the lights in the front row?
What is it?
What do you mean?
Because you wrote your name.
What do you mean?
It's okay if you do it normally.
Wait a minute.
What is it?
What do you mean?
Because you wrote your name.
No.
It's dangerous.
Is it true?
No, it isn't.
You're scary.
You're good.
You're licking me.
What do you mean we're licking you?
Why are you licking me?
I wanted to put it on the rabbit.
It's lined up in order.
I can't sit down.
It's scary.
It's messed up.
It's messed up for a day.
Stop it.
You made me cry.
Stop it.
First of all, WEST Land.
The information provider is...
Nakanishi, the manager of TITAN.
Yes, I'm the manager.
This time, he won the first place in independent manzai based on the alnasi quiz, so he is asked for independent or alnasi quiz at various programs and events.
It is often suddenly given, and at the end of the turn, the award is obviously dead.
After all, there are more and more things like "Please do it forcibly."
After all, if you win with a package,
Will it come suddenly?
It may come suddenly.
Who has it and who doesn't have it?
There is an alarm on the TV and what is it that other information programs do not have?
Things you don't know what to say may be good.
It may come suddenly.
I think it's hard.
And Mr. Ariyoshi had a great experience of that hell.
That's right.
That's why I thought you would understand.
The worst thing is "Yes, please do it forcibly."
It comes like a lie.
Yes, please do it forcibly.
I want to eat it, too. I want to eat it forcibly.
There is no such thing.
Give it to me forcibly.
There is no such thing.
There is no such thing?
Mr. Atsushi has it and Mr. Ryo doesn't have it.
But this is assumed.
Mr. Atsushi has it and Mr. Ryo doesn't have it.
Yes, I understand.
I can talk with you.
Mr. Atsushi can do everything and Mr. Ryo can't do everything.
I think Mr. Ryo is kind because he is kind.
But Mr. Ryo is the scariest.
He may be writing something behind you.
So Mr. Ryo is the scariest.
I'm afraid of being told something.
No way.
Mr. Ryo has it and Mr. Atsushi doesn't have it.
It's the opposite.
Mr. Ryo has it and Mr. Atsushi doesn't have it.
I didn't think about it.
What is it?
Fishing.
That's all?
No.
Fishing skill.
He knows a lot about fishing.
Mr. Atsushi has it and Mr. Ryo has it.
How about it?
It's a common thing.
It's a new thing.
It's a fashionable and innovative late-night program.
Mr. Ryo has it and Mr. Atsushi doesn't have it.
He has it and Mr. Ryo has it.
He does crazy things.
He doesn't do anything special.
But, he is the most innovative.
He has a lot of innovations.
It's a good compliment.
It's not a common thing.
I've never done that.
Can you do a circus?
He is amazing.
He can do it.
Can you do a floating?
Yes, I can do it.
Can you do it?
There is Atsushi.
There is no Ryo.
Well...
Shiso.
Atsushi has his own route.
But for Ryo, there is no such idea at all.
There is no such idea at all.
That's nice.
You can do it.
You are really good at it.
I can do it.
You can do it.
You can do it, can't you?
I can't do it even if you are too good.
You can do it even if you are too good.
I'm so jealous of him.
He is very good at it.
He is the best of the best now.
That's what I thought.
You are starting from the day before.
You are the best of the best now.
That's right.
You are good at acting like you just realized it.
You are good at everything.
From the front to the back.
Next is Sanya, who is based in Osaka.
What will happen after M-1 final?
We have received this information from Yoshimoto Industry's manager, Matsuda.
We have received a lot of offers for M-1 final.
There are many opportunities for us to wear the costumes.
The other day, I asked Niiyama which of the 15 shows in Tokyo and the Kansai show in the afternoon will be filmed.
He was very confused about which of them will be filmed.
It's a bit of a problem.
It happens a lot.
You can only wear one of them.
That's right.
We will film the Kansai show and studio for one hour of the show which everyone watches in the afternoon.
At this time, we received an offer for work in Tokyo.
I see. It's Tokyo.
Who is the host?
It's Midorizu-san.
Midorizu-san?
What's going on?
That's what happened.
It's Midorizu-san.
"But, still, you prefer "Zenkoku-net"?"
You want other people to know about you?
No. You should say 'Kanto Local.'
Kanto Local.
Not "Zenkoku"?
That's right.
I don't know.
But you should talk with your partner.
I think I've never been on "Midorizu-san."
You performed alone?
I haven't asked him which one he was going to shoot.
It's an important period for you.
I went to a place where Tommy's location is gone.
You went to Osaka together, right?
Yes, we went there together.
So you went there alone.
After thinking about it, we decided to go to Niiyama, Tokyo.
Niiyama is a big city.
It's terrible.
It's terrible, isn't it?
It's terrible. I didn't know about it.
Golden was shooting in Sayaka.
And Taiga was shooting in Niiyama.
It's terrible.
Who will deliver it?
No. 3 and No. 4 will deliver it.
When I thought about which one will deliver it,
I thought about you.
You are...
I only think about you.
You want to deliver Niiyama, don't you?
Sayaka is...
What are you talking about?
You are an important person.
How about you?
Don't you have the same problem?
What are you doing?
We wear off-white clothes.
I only wear off-white clothes.
When I went there,
I found out that you refused it.
What?
I didn't know it.
I thought you chose it.
But you refused it.
Why don't you say that to rabbits?
I want rabbits to come out by themselves.
I see.
I'm so angry.
I think you are more angry than rabbits.
No, I'm not.
I'm not.
Are you in parallel?
I don't think so.
Is Sayaka in parallel?
You are in parallel.
I know what you mean.
I think you are more angry than rabbits.
I see.
I'm confident.
I want you to say it.
Is he trying to make you two say it?
Is his order decided?
Did I say it or did Ishii say it?
You can't make them say it.
They are too small.
Why?
Why did one of you say it?
Ishii, come here.
Ishii, why are you small?
Why don't you have space?
Aren't you two like this?
If you both do like this,
Ishii will do like this and I will do like this.
I think it's best.
Men's brand in 4th place for carrying notes in finals.
What is the response of F1 to work?
Yoshimoto Industry, Ikemoto Manager.
Yes, Manager.
Since you showed the story of carrying notes in finals,
we asked you to tell us about it in various programs.
The other day, we asked you if you could show us
an innovative service system
in a firm corporate location.
We were in trouble.
The system...
That's tough.
There's a location where you visit a very famous company in the manufacturing industry.
At the opening, they said "Mr. Uraya, please die for once."
We filmed in various places.
At first, the company made the world's first amazing system.
Could you please carry it for me?
What should we do with it?
Because the system doesn't have a shape.
It doesn't have a shape.
It doesn't have a program.
It doesn't have a weapon.
So, it doesn't have a thing.
But for now...
It looks like it's carrying something.
I don't know why, but it looks like it has a fang.
It's like...
It's like a throat.
It's a revolutionary system that kills people.
I don't think it's very good.
It doesn't have a shape.
It's a corporate image, isn't it?
I don't think it's good.
But they said "Could you please carry it for me?"
It can't be helped.
Is there such a thing in the world?
You're not the one who puts katakana in it, are you?
It's a katakana.
You're not the one who puts it in your ass hole.
It's different from that.
It's a revolutionary system, but you put it in your ass hole.
It's not good.
What do you think, Mr. Akiyama?
Is there anything you want us to carry for you?
Oh, I see.
Do you have anything?
We don't have anything.
We only have a notebook.
You don't want us to carry it for you, do you?
You have something, don't you?
Something you want us to carry for you.
What is it?
Well...
Poor thing.
What is it?
Well...
Balloon!
Balloon?
Balloon doesn't die, does it?
It's big.
It's okay.
It's big.
Is it big?
Bang! Bang!
Oh, it's loud!
It's loud.
It's not a prize.
You said it yourself, didn't you?
Who said it?
It's your responsibility to say what you want us to carry for you.
Next, a two-year long-coat study.
They got behind-the-scenes stories for the final day.
Information provider.
Yamashita, a manager of Yoshimoto Industries.
Yes, I'm a manager.
The M-1 final...
Wow!
Why do you say "final day"?
It's before M-1, isn't it?
It's almost before M-1.
This show was brought to you by these sponsors.
Information provider, Yamashita, manager of Yoshimoto Industries.
Hello, manager.
The second story of the M-1 final was a time slip story.
He was lost with only one story.
In the end, he decided to do a coin toss story right before the show.
According to his appearance, he is a coin tosser.
First of all, he likes gambling and is excited about it as a manager.
He decided the second story with a coin toss behind his back.
That's right. I decided it with a coin toss at Zantei Box in Aukko.
Same as you.
Same as me?
Listen to me.
Same as me?
Same as you?
I'd like to ask you, same as you.
Why didn't you do it, Usagi?
Same as you had a lot of coins.
You had about 50 yen coins.
If you decided it, it's same as you.
Let's do a coin toss story.
Same as you decided it with a coin toss.
But we couldn't decide it.
We talked about it.
Neither of us could decide it.
There are two stories that can be decided with a coin toss.
Do you often decide other things with a coin toss?
I don't really do it with a coin toss.
But I like gambling.
Gambling is amazing.
Even on the day of the final...
You were gambling, weren't you?
On Sunday.
Two hours before the show,
I saw you were sweating a lot.
I don't usually sweat that much.
I was very nervous.
I asked you if you were okay.
You said you lost 1 million yen gambling.
On the day of the final?
You lost 1 million yen, didn't you?
I lost about 2 million yen.
Why did you want to gamble on that day?
Even if I lost,
I felt like I had no choice but to gamble.
Even if I won, it didn't matter.
I thought it was okay.
But when I actually lost 1 million yen,
something came out of my mouth.
What did you say?
You said you lost 1 million yen, didn't you?
That didn't affect you.
That 1 million yen.
But something bad came out of my mouth.
That was a good mentality.
I felt refreshed.
The moment you open the 1 million yen gate,
you get the most nervous.
I hope you don't get more nervous than me.
I don't think it's good.
You don't have to feel anything.
You said you didn't have to be nervous on the first day.
I like it.
I'm looking forward to it.
You're nervous about that big competition.
You've been there before, haven't you?
You've come to get your own rights.
Not my rights...
I feel like I don't belong here.
You feel like you don't belong here?
Go out with your fans and drink.
Friday night at Karukumi in Amsterdam.
Even if it's private, you have to tell us.
Why? Tell us!
We'll give you a lot of money.
It's a family that doesn't have any sense.
And last time's M-ONE Chukan Report will be held in Terasa three years from now.