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Next up is the hot battle of the group of 23 entertainers.
Donper Sports Test.
Who will be the overall winner of this year?
23 people gathered from around the world this year as well
Happy New Year!
This year's assistant is Hirona Kana! Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you!
Hirona is newly married!
She got married last year
The overall winner of last year is Shiba-tan!
Shiba-tan!
Shiba-chan is also newly married
That's right!
Is it your 4th time?
No, it's my 2nd time!
Don't get the number wrong! It's my 2nd time!
I'm having fun!
The overall winner of this year is ...
I'm happy to be in front of you!
I've been waiting for you since last evening!
It's my first time participating in "Noda Crystal"
I don't know if "macho" is good for exercise
You can lift heavy things
You can dunk
That's what they say
It's also his first time participating in "Katamari-po"
What do you think about it?
I've been playing soccer for a while now
Last year, when I participated in "Yabetch FC"
I told Nanami that he's good at soccer
You told Nanami that?
That's amazing!
But Nanami doesn't run that fast
That's why it doesn't matter
It's my first time participating in "Katamari-po"
It's not your first time participating in "Katamari-po"
It's hard
Kakaroni Kiritani
Kakaroni!
Kiritani always says that he's been fast and popular since elementary school
Is it true today?
I guess so
You don't look like you run fast
I'll prove it today!
What are you doing?
And also Ariyoshi, Zakiyama and Fujimoto
They are not injured
I have to win this time
Fujimoto is working out a lot
He wants to play in J-league
He said he wants to do his best in J-league
Maybe he should be there
He should be there!
That's amazing!
It's their first time participating in "Katamari-po"
Who will win all five events?
The first event is a special match of 50 people
Each race, one of them will win and play against each other
Last time, Shiboka won against Shiboka
In the past two events, Shiboka won against Shiboka
This year, will Shiboka win against Shiboka?
From now on, we will send you the prizes provided by the sponsors you see.
Longer Sports Test.
The first race is 50 meters.
The first race is Noda, Zazie, Katamari, Shiba, and Ketsu's first competition.
Is it a challenge to take off Noda's clothes?
Everyone is stupid.
The light one is the fastest.
You are stupid.
You have heavy muscles.
People say that if you train your muscles, you will get heavier.
That's true.
But you have strong muscles.
Nice
Any other poses?
He's saying the final pose
There are only a few final poses
That's the only one I want to see
How about that back pose?
The entrance is different
Zazzy
Yes
What do you think?
I don't want to lose to Noda
Why?
He put me in last year's R-1 judging and I won
I see
Noda put you in the new place
Yes, it was fun
That's not true
It was more fun for me
Katamari was also in soccer club
Yes
Is he okay?
I'm okay
Do you think you can win?
I can win for sure
He's so far away but he's looking straight at me
He's looking at me
How about your fangs?
I can't see it yet
How much of a sportsman you are
You know Tomoshige, don't you?
I think he's a good sportsman
Yes, I think so
I think he's a good sportsman
How about your buttocks?
I can see it but it doesn't look like it
My legs are short
I want to run fast
He wants you to start
My buttocks was active in last year's judging and I have double eyelids
Don't say that
I'm sorry, I'm confused
Double eyelids?
Kano san, please say something
You have double eyelids, right?
I'm still a baby
He has double eyelids because he's Hachimata
All of them are fans of Kano san
What will happen in the final?
Stay tuned!
Ready...
Thank you very much!
Noda won!
He was fast!
He was like an American athlete
Noda was 1st place
He was fast!
I want to see his other things
Like his back
His back?
That's right!
It's the same!
What are you doing?
Why are you fighting there?
You!
I'm cheating
I was faster
Are you cheating?
Both of you are serious, right?
Both of you are serious
I can't fight
Shiba is 2nd
He was fast at first
I thought I could be 1st
But he was like an American
He was fast!
Katamari is disappointed
What's going on?
Who is it?
They were all popular
When I was sitting there
I was trying to show off
But it turned out like this
It's pathetic
1st race is Noda vs Noda
2nd race is Ogata vs Fujimoto, Tomoshige, Usagi and Kuritani
Let's go!
Ogata is going to win
I'm not going to lose to a bunch of guys like you!
Look at his physique!
Stop it!
He said everything he wanted to say
Fujimoto san is from track and field
That's right
I'm starting to look forward to your physique
It's the best physique I've ever seen in my life
Why did you do it like that?
If you were healthy
You could work
Tomoshige
Are you going to run in rain clothes?
I'm not expecting much
I'm going to run like a dark horse
Usagi
It's been a while since I ran like this
I'm excited to see how it goes
What did you do for sports?
I did most of the major sports
I want you to tell me
Which one?
Kuritani
Are you really fast?
Yes, I am
He is fast
He is light
You have a thin physique
I'm looking forward to it!
Thank you!
He said "thank you"
The second race
Who will advance to the final?
On your marks
Get set
Go!
Ogata Kuritani
Kuritani is fast
Kuritani is second
I wanted Kuritani to win
I wanted to see Kuritani
I wanted Kuritani to win
I'm happy
Kuritani was working so hard
He is light and fast
He might be second
If Ogata gets injured, he will advance
That's crazy
If he gets injured
That's crazy
He is quiet
He was running
Thank you
Why did you advance?
I don't know what to say
You said weird things
You are getting late
I'm really late
You are really late
You are always third
I'm here
You are like a rabbit
How old are you?
You can't be J2
J2?
That's where you belong
You don't have to say it
Why are you in the same field?
Tsuji, you can run, can't you?
Yes, I ran all over the country when I was in middle school.
I was the best runner.
Then you're fast.
I'm really fast.
I was number one like Imaoka.
I'm not good at baseball, so I don't know.
Imaoka, are you fast?
I'm not that fast.
Imaoka is not fast.
Imaoka is the fastest runner.
But you're a baseball player, so you're fast.
You look fast.
Next, Tabuchi.
Yes, please.
I'm here.
But you don't look like you're exercising, do you?
Actually, I've been playing boys' softball for three years in high school.
I want to see it.
I was in the black team in high school.
I'm a catcher.
You're a catcher, so you're quick to move.
Your reflexes are very good.
When a first-class runner runs past you, you move really fast.
Can I see it?
Nice
You're going forward little by little
One more time
You can do it!
It's going to be long this time
You can do it!
More!
Do your best
Tadamichi, do your best!
I'm doing it properly
Do it properly
I'm doing it properly
Go for it
This is amazing
Can you go home?
Go back
I'm going back fast
No good
Last year's champion
Monster Nishimura
Have you been working out in the last two years?
I've been walking about twice a week
Are you taking a walk?
It's a walking level
It's walking between running and walking
You call it walking?
Kano Eiko
Nice to meet you
Did you do something in the past?
I used to do judo in the past
Didn't you do track and field?
I used to run for it
I want you to show us
I show you every year
You'll forget it in a year
I can't remember it in detail
Don't shake your head too much
Don't shake your upper body
How is it?
It's good
How fast is it?
It might be a little faster
It's good
It's better than last year's video
It's good
Can we compare it?
Did you do it too?
Kano Eiko
My rival is decreasing
I want my kid to run
Get ready
It's about to start
It might be a chance
It's fast
It's good
It's fast
It's good
It's about to start
Get ready
Kano Eiko
So fast
What are you doing?
If it wasn't for that, we would have won
If it wasn't for that, we wouldn't have lost
Maybe we can do it
I really didn't do it
But we have confidence that we won't do it
Kano Eiko
I don't think so
Nishimura, why does this body type run fast?
It's not legs but this part that runs
Because of Noda's muscles
His legs follow his arms
It's called "lens do seru"
Is that true, Noda san?
I don't know
Noda san
I don't know
Noda san
Next
I'm thinking back now
Imaoka was 0 in 140 races
Imaoka
He was the worst
He was fast and had eyes
Imaoka
Ryo san
What were you doing?
Ryo san
I'm running less than usual
Ryo san
But I'm running all the time
Really?
Really
Can you recover it?
Can you run with your smartphone?
Can you run with GPS?
I want to see it
It's 3 hours special
Kano san
What's up with you every year?
I'm always here
Why do you want to meet again?
Because of speed
Every year
Ramen?
Tsukemen?
Can you say "tsukemen" too?
Tsukemen?
Gyoza?
Fried rice?
Gyoza?
Mohanran?
They were victorious and advance to final
4th race
Ario san, you were supposed to be the overall winner
Don't do that!
Don't do it!
It's not worth it!
Ario san!
How about you, Morita?
I'm the representative of Mork in Japan
Don't do it!
How about you, Morita?
I'll do my best!
Don't do it!
I'm going to win!
I'm going to win for these two!
Don't do it!
I'm going to win for these two!
I'm only watching you!
How about you, Otake?
I lost last year and the year before that
I'm sorry, what did you say at the start of the race?
I'm sorry, I'll say it again
I'll say it again
Atsushi san!
Otake also played catch with softball
Is that so?
I don't have any softball experience
You have a physique
My physique is because I train my body
I want to see!
You want to see? Can you do it?
Atsushi san, please show us!
What is it like?
There is no other dance like this
It's been only two years
Excuse me! What is it like?
It's like Morita kun used to do "kosakku" dance
I've never done it
Can you stop it without looking at me?
Laugh a little more!
It's too much!
The race starts at 3 o'clock
On your mark
Get set
So fast
You got off too late
You got faster?
I think I got faster
You got faster this year
You said you didn't do anything
I did
You are second and third
I was surprised
I've never seen you stand out so much
You are really first
You got off too late
I didn't get that much damage
I'm happy I'm winning against Spike
You got off too late
It's about time
If you were second, you would have been faster
You were faster in second half
You got off too late
Why did you get off too late?
Shibata got me last year
I did my best
You got off too late
You are second
It's hot in here
You are first
Wait a minute!
You are second in fourth race
You are second!
Ariyoshi
Ariyoshi is second in fourth race and leads to final
Momoshin
Atsushi
"Momoshin" is finally here
Momoshin
"Momoshin" is finally here
"Ota", "Bukuro", "Zekkai", "Hasha", "Shibata"
All I can do is stay in the final and fight against "Otage"
I want to be first place
"Shin"?
Ask him again
"Ota", "shin"?
I want to win and go home and hug my wife
"Shin"?
Hironaka
"Ota", "shin"?
"Shin"?
"Bukuro", "Bukuro", "Shin"?
Are you confident?
If you were at the goal, you'd be the first one to stop
Excuse me, I'm married
I don't care
Next is Shibata who won last time
Everyone is looking forward to it
I'm not serious about it yet
Of course, it's preliminary
Last but not least, Atsushi, how is it going this year?
I challenged myself to improve my home
You learned it from a professional teacher?
Yes, he taught me
I think I can show you something different
I'm looking forward to it
Don't run at full throttle from the beginning
Run!
Will he be able to improve his home this year?
On your marks
Get set
Go!
He wasn't looking at me at all
It was a close game
It was a good fight
Thank you for your hard work
Did you go around in a circle?
After going around in a circle
He's slower than last year
You should change your coach
The winner of the race is Shibata san
He was fast
Ota was fast at the end
He was serious
He didn't have a big opponent
How was your driving, Otake san?
I felt sorry for Shibata san
I think that's the difference between me and him
You!
3rd place is Higashibukuro san
I think you were in the same ranking as me
The difference is 1.0
I'm glad I beat Machi san
My heart is pounding
Does it still hurt?
Let's not do it
You can punish me if I do it wrong
You always do it like that
My heart is pounding
Don't do it
It's not a bad home
You always do it like that
He is an amateur
As usual, Shibata san is in the final
There is one more person
Who is the fastest in each race and goes to the final?
Kuritani san!
Yuritani!
Yuritani san
Why are you so cool?
Yuritani san
You are so cool
To be honest, I was not good at shaking hands
But I can win for sure
Yuritani san
I'm looking forward to the final
It was so close
You took one more step
Do you have any regrets?
Yuritani san
So these six people who added "Yuritani san" who is burning for revenge
Speed kings
Who is the speed kings of this year?
Speed kings
The next competition is "Pitching Survivor"
They will pitch to the panel 15 meters away and only those who hit will go to the next stage
The target gets smaller and smaller and goes up many times
Please look forward to Zakiyama and Tsuchida's former high school students and
The winner is Aryoshi and Nishimura
Let's start with Morita
How much experience do you have in baseball?
I played as a boy
Go for it!
It's too fast
You played as a boy?
Since 4th grade?
You played as a boy since 4th grade, didn't you?
Yes, for 6 years
Listen to me!
Why?
It's too fast
It's big
Go for it!
Yes!
I'm so nervous
Next is
Tomoshige with experience in armift
Let's go
Go for it!
What's that?
It fell
It didn't come off
You're supposed to say that
It didn't come off
Next is
Higashibukuro with experience in armift
How much experience do you have in baseball?
I played as a boy for 9 years
9 years?
How much experience do you have in armift?
It's like my woman's strike zone
It's too fast
Don't say that
Next is Higashibukuro
It's okay
Next is
Tabuchi with experience in softball
Should I do it like this?
Yes, like that
It's special
I'm a great catcher
I don't want to do it again
I'm shaking
Next is
Tabuchi with experience in softball
Wow!
He made it!
That's why I told you!
That's why I did it!
He made it!
Wait a minute!
It would have been better if he caught it with his feet.
Next up is Noh, a 50-meter finalist.
Wow!
Power!
Nice muscles!
Power!
No, muscles.
Power!
You can't raise your voice like that!
Let's do it.
Wow!
Go!
Wow!
He made it!
After that, Kano and Onato.
All right!
Katamari, an air staircase in the first three rounds.
Nice!
Wow!
And Otake, a 50-meter finalist, also cleared it.
Wow!
Next up is Usagi, a long court buddy.
Wow!
Takeshima?
Isn't it almost Takeshima?
Takeshima?
Is it Takeshima?
Takeshima's hair.
Wow!
Takeshima before you throw it!?
I don't like it!
Next, Kuritan to Kakaro.
Have you ever played baseball?
No, but I'm a sports car.
I've only played sports since high school.
You were popular, weren't you?
Yes.
Really?
No, but when I was about 20 years old and became a Yankee, I played a little.
Don't push me!
When I became a Yankee...
I couldn't do it normally.
What are you doing?
Let me do it.
Good luck!
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...
Yankee!
Wow!
It came back!
It comes back like this!
Is it possible!?
It comes back like this!
I've never seen it!
It comes back like this!
Next, Fujimoto.
Good luck!
Kids, watch out!
Be careful, Peeto!
Be careful!
Who turned off the electricity?!
If Charlie Sheen doesn't do it, we won't know what's going on!
Charlie Sheen's "Wild Thing" is used by Oni Tatsushi, and Oni Tatsushi turned off the electricity!
Don't explain it to me!
If you explain it like that...
Wild Thing
Charlie Sheen!
Wild Thing
Let's do it!
Concentrate!
Who did it?!
You did it!
It's up to you!
It doesn't happen at the release point.
Can you turn it on?
Hey!
Peeto!
Who turned it on?!
Hurry up!
He's looking for it.
Charlie Sheen!
Stop it, Charlie Sheen!
Charlie Sheen!
Stop it, Charlie Sheen!
After that, "Wild Thing" fell apart.
Do you want to do it?
Tsuji, who won the national championship in middle school, also failed miserably.
In the meantime, Biking Nishimura.
I'm glad I was 50 meters away, so I'm a candidate for the championship.
I think you're number one.
I won it two years ago.
Are you winning?
I'm winning.
High school is important here.
What did you say?
I just said "here".
"Here" is important.
"Here" is really important.
Did you say the name of high school?
Then I'll go.
Go for it!
Monster.
What a day.
It was dangerous.
It's fast.
It's a little dangerous.
The course is a little dangerous.
The speed of the ball is slow.
Next is Ohta.
Go for it!
Should I jump on my back?
Jump on your back.
Jump on your back?
I want to do it once.
I see.
Can you do it?
But if you go up and throw it...
Go up and throw it from above.
That's impossible.
Go up and throw it from above.
That's impossible.
You can do it.
Let's do it.
Why?
Why can't you do it?
You're disqualified.
Please break it.
You're disqualified.
Don't put it on me.
Clear the water.
Mr. Dark Tofu.
Mr. Dark Tofu doesn't exist.
Let's do it.
Go for it!
That was good.
It was stable.
Good, good, good.
And the finalist, Shibata, is 50 meters away.
I want to play a song.
You're cute.
Don't stand up.
Forget it, everyone.
Don't sing like that.
To the sky.
Don't sing like that.
It's a child's sports day.
What should I do?
It's not difficult.
Don't sing like that.
The winner is Shima-chan.
Let's go.
I'm nervous.
It's light.
I think I won.
This competition is always...
Don't be nervous.
I get nervous when I'm not allowed to be nervous.
What are you looking at?
Will it be okay this time?
His expression is different
Look at his face
Watch out for the plate
Wait a minute
Watch out for me
Watch out
Watch out for the plate
I'm so nervous
Can he show his skills?
It's his first challenge in a year
You look scared
I'm scared
I'm serious
Let's do it
It's Mr.Zakuyama's challenge
It's Mr.Koteshiya's, right?
It's not Mr.Koteshiya
He did it
I'm so happy
Next is Mr.Ariyoshi's
I'm so happy
Didn't you go home last year?
I won twice
What?
Mr.Ariyoshi, thanks to this experience, you won four times in a row
What?
You did it in Hiroshima
His first pitching was rated
In Hiroshima?
It's Mr.Ariyoshi's challenge
Let's do it
Oh my god!
I'm sorry.
The last one is Atsushi.
How do you feel about it?
I usually can do it about three times.
It's a little bit difficult but you can do it.
You look like a woman.
Let's do it!
Don't open it!
You always do like this.
You are noisy!
Why don't you face forward?
You should face forward.
You are noisy!
It is a grenade.
It's nice!
Wow
I can't believe it
Wow
I can't believe it
I can't respect you
I was aiming for it
Why are you aiming for it?
I was aiming for it
1st stage, 180 cm
11 people cleared
Battle got smaller and it's 120 cm
How is it?
It looks smaller
It was in this frame
You can only throw it down
120 cm
How is it?
Wow
A little
That's it?
You are fast
What do you mean fast?
You are fast
Next is Noda
Go Noda
Everytime
He looks like he can do it
Let's go
He looks like he can do it
Goal
Can he win?
He missed it
That's too bad
If he wins, he wins
Next is Kano
Go Kano
Kato and Sari are watching
It's been a while
They are happy
Sari
She doesn't say it
What about "sakicha time"?
"sakicha time"?
He can't say it
I was nervous when I thought she was watching
I didn't know she was watching
After the show,
she wrote something on SNS
and she must be happy
Do you say it all the time?
Yes, I say it all the time
You always say it all the time
From now on, it's a big change
Kikuchi and Kikuro have failed consecutively and still haven't reached the finish line
But Otake's challenge
The future of Monja depends on you
The future of Monja depends on me
Save Tsukishima
I'll save Tsukishima
I'm doing it without you
I'll save the lower town
Monja
What kind of Monja?
Go
I'm nervous
It's always here
What kind of Monja?
The lower town is over
Next, Katamari
I think you can do it
If you clear this, you can win the championship
Leave it to me
How did you clear it?
The girl who didn't stand out in the class was actually an expert
The earth is hanging over her
Let's do it
It's hard
What happened?
He wasn't an expert
If you try really hard, you can hit it
Can you do it again?
I can't
Why did you try so hard?
I didn't try hard
I'm a person who moves forward towards my goal
Can you do it again?
I can't
I'm asking you so nicely
I can't
I know how you feel but I can't
Can you do it again?
I said I can't
Go back
Don't give up
Next up is the candidate for champion, Nishimura
No one has succeeded yet
120cm tall
Go for it
Nishimura
Please, Nishimura
Let's do it
Nishimura's challenge
Wow
He's fast
Yes
He's fast
He's so good
He was running
So cool
Can he catch up with him?
Ryo's challenge
Ryo san, if you clear this
You have a chance
The future of dark business depends on you
You closed it
Here I go
Yes
He can do it
Cool
He can do it
Cool
Let's go, Zakiyama san
Don't be nervous
He's conscious of winning
Can I borrow your black glove?
It's important
You mess up in important parts
That's right
Be careful
Don't concentrate
Don't you feel numb?
You don't play at all
I don't feel numb
You don't feel numb?
Once
Don't you feel numb?
You don't feel numb?
You don't play at all?
I don't play at all
Go
Yes!
He's so nervous!
He's been acting weird since he changed his glove
It's better for you to just relax and play around
No, no, no!
I used to play around, but I couldn't get nervous
I used to play around, but I couldn't get nervous!
This is it!
He's already nervous
No, no, no!
Atsushi has a chance to win
Only you two have succeeded so far!
Atsushi, you have a chance to win!
Atsushi, you have a chance!
You have a chance!
Let's start Atsushi's challenge
Go ahead!
With a tornado
It's really annoying
It was always there!
Why was it there?
Why?
It's always there!
Why was it there?
But the ball was fast
No, it wasn't fast!
Did you cut it?
The panel is even smaller, 90 centimeters
Will he be able to score a goal?
First up is monster Nishimura
What do you think, Nishimura?
If he can score a goal, he has a high chance of winning the game
It's really high
I want to score a goal too!
Both teams have a chance of winning
Here we go!
Go for it, Nishimura!
Focus!
Go!
Go for it!
Go for it, Nishimura!
Ryo-san!
He's got a good sense!
Ryo-san, it's a challenge!
If Ryo-san passes this, he'll win.
Ryo-san!
Ryo-san, you can do it!
Ryo-san will win in this era!
Ryo-san!
Even though it's his own show, Ryo-san hasn't stood out in any of his sports tests.
He's got a good sense!
Ryo-san!
Will he be able to use this?
Now, will Ryo-san win in his own show?
Let's go!
Go for it!
Can you do it?
Show me how cool you are.
Go for it!
He did it!
He stopped it!
Ryo-san is the only one who didn't make it!
It's not my fault!
It's not your fault!
It's the old man's team!
Congratulations!
Pitching Survival.
The results are as you can see.
2nd place is Nishimura.
Shibata, who aims for a double shot, is in a pinch.
Locker Sports Test.
It's finally time for the 50-meter final!
The finalists who made it through the preliminaries are these six people!
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Locker Sports Test.
It's finally time for the 50-meter final!
1st place is Vajira's team!
It's their first win in a match!
2nd place is Panther's team!
Will they be able to beat Speed King?
3rd place is Viking Nishimura's team!
Why are they so fast in this background?
Monsters!
4th place is Jumpo's team!
Will they be able to win their second win in a row?
Is this "untouchable shibata"?
Is there a second win in a row at the oldest age in history?
Six years old, born in Kakaro in Krita, from the second place in the qualifying round to the national stadium in Narnka.
Alright!
Mr. Noda, what do you think of the final?
The weather is getting worse and my skin is getting cold.
Cut it out!
- Can I say it? - No one said it.
No, it's definitely better to cut it out.
- Mr. Ogata. - Yes!
It's the final.
Yes, I told my wife and kids that I'd win and go home!
You said, "Wife and kids, let's bet on it"?
Eh?
Um... I didn't bet on it!
- Let's bet on it! - Let's bet on it!
Wife and kids, let's bet on it!
- Oh! - Wife and kids, let's bet on it!
Wife and kids, let's bet on it!
I'll melt you with a hot pot!
"I'll melt you with a hot pot", that heart...
Both of you, "foo foo"!
- "Foo foo"! - "Foo foo"!
Alright! I'll do my best!
- Oh! - Oh!
- I told my wife and kids! - I told my wife and kids!
Monster Nishimura!
- I've never won against an otakeri. - I see.
I only want to win against an otakeri.
But today, there are other people like Shiba-chan and Ogata...
...who are your rivals.
That's right. And...
...they're all rivals!
- Right? - They're all rivals.
That's what I'm saying.
Alright, Mr. Otakeri!
Yes! To be honest, I wasn't able to concentrate during the preliminaries...
...but I'm going to give it my all here!
- I see. - Alright!
- Shiba-chan! - Yes!
- Alright, you're up against a lot of things. - I see.
- Oz Park... - You know...
- "Oz Park"... - During a track and field competition like this...
...it's kind of irritating to see people get all fired up and thin.
- That's right! - That's right!
- "What are you doing?" - "What are you doing?"
- I don't know what you're saying, but... - "What are you doing?"
- I don't know if you really want to win that badly! - "What are you doing?"
- Well, it's not like you've never won before! - "What are you doing?"
- It's not like you've never won before! - "What are you doing?"
- I know what you're saying, but you're weird! - "What are you doing?"
- But you're good at Japanese, right? - Britney!
- Hok Dai! - Alright!
- With Arios-san...
- Umm... I'll shake your hand... - Yeah...
- Um... preach a little... - That's frustrating.
- Um... burn you up! - That's disgusting, right?
- Burn you up, huh!? - Yeah.
- Burn you up... - Come!
- I always talk like this... - You're clowning around!
You're clowning around!
- Why is she convinced? - Why me, dumbass!
- Okay, it's daytime now! - Yes!
- Who's in here?
I'm Noda-san.
You look young.
Is Noda-kun the youngest?
No, it's me.
It's Kuritani.
Kuritani is the youngest.
Kuritani, cheer for him.
Kuritani-san, good luck!
You like it, don't you?
The final.
Who will cut the goal tape first?
One, two, three.
Ready...
Go! Go! Go!
Who will cut the goal tape first?
Shiba-chan or Otake?
Is this video stable, Shiba-san?
It's video stable now.
It looked like Otake cut the goal tape.
How about you, Shiba-chan?
I felt like I was cut the goal tape.
Really?
The first and second places were close.
The first and second places were really close.
Please announce it.
The first place is...
Shiba-chan!
Wow!
Ogata had a chin.
A chin?
That's all.
Shibata was faster to cut the goal with his chest.
That's frustrating.
Ogata had a chin.
Ogata was better in qualifying.
But Kuri-chan was faster.
That's right.
Kuri-chan is amazing.
We had your support.
It was helpful.
You like her, don't you?
I like her, too.
Kuri-chan was cool.
What do you think of it?
I've never seen a naked woman.
She took off her clothes.
She's a pervert.
Shibata was faster in qualifying.
Ogata was faster in qualifying.
Shibata was faster in qualifying.
The next competition is "can you run or jump?"
It requires quickness and lower body muscle strength.
It shows lack of exercise.
The winner is Shibata, who had a fierce battle earlier.
Shibata was 47 years old last time.
Both of them won at the same time.
It was a backflip and went up and up.
In addition, pay attention to the overall victory competition with new members.
Now, before we go to the competition, let's have Hironaka-chan fly as a demonstration.
She is an announcer who can debate.
We set it to the lowest height when girls fly.
It's 95 centimeters.
I can do it!
Yes!
Let's go!
You can do it!
Go!
Wow!
Is it fun?
It's not the time to win.
Are you okay?
You seem to be dissatisfied.
I feel like you're dissatisfied with something.
Don't call me "ma'am".
Now, the competition starts from 115 centimeters.
If you fail, you will be eliminated immediately.
Now, the top batter is Shigei Tomo.
Yes!
Go for it!
There's nothing good about it for now, so I'd like to get it back.
Amethyst also jumps, doesn't it?
Amethyst jumps!
At the end of the touchdown.
You have nothing to do with Amethyst anymore, don't you?
It's tough.
Let's go.
Shigei Tomo's challenge!
You'll definitely fail.
Go for it!
Can you do it?
Wow!
You did it!
Is it fun?
I'm glad you did it!
You did it!
You're like a butterfly.
You're like a butterfly now.
I did it!
Good bat...
Breakthrough...
You can't say "breakthrough"!
Breakthrough...
Next, Zazie!
Always...
Always with you.
Always with Yoshimoto.
Zazie!
Always with you.
Always with Yoshimoto.
That's right!
I'm not going to darkness or anything like that.
You're not going to darkness?
No, I'm not going anywhere.
I see.
Let's go!
Do your best!
You're not going anywhere!
Wow, that's heavy!
Heavy!
Wow, that's heavy!
That's heavy!
WOW, THAT'S HEAVY!
Next, Kendo!
Do your best!
Monster jump!
I can do a dunk!
Watch out for your legs.
I'm not good with one leg.
Can you use your muscles fully?
Go!
You can do it!
Are your muscles in the way?
It's heavy.
I can't do a dunk.
I feel it.
He's not good at it.
He's not good at it and he's not tall.
Next up is Shiba.
Can't Shiba jump properly?
It's not good.
He definitely jumped.
You have to do it seriously or you can't do it.
Don't get excited.
It's tough.
You have to do it seriously or you can't do it.
Next up is Kakaro and Kritani.
Say something to them, Hirodaka.
I want to see Kritani jump.
He's shy.
Let's do it.
115 centimeters!
You can do it!
Very low!
Cool!
I did it!
Um... Thank you.
Time difference! Time difference!
Next up is Kano!
Is the descent short?
It's a 115 centimeters challenge.
I want to fly big because I think I have wings on my back!
Cool!
The descent is...
Isn't the descent short?
It's hard to say "400 centimeters" after eating.
I didn't say "400 centimeters"!
Next up is Kano!
Spread it out!
Is this not enough?
Spread it out!
I'll do it!
Go for it!
Go! Go! Go!
Go!
Your wings are too short!
My wings are shaking!
You're not good-looking at all!
You won't do ramen again, will you?
I'll do it if I can, but...
You'll do it, won't you?
Which one of us is good-looking?
There's only one good-looking guy.
Go ahead!
Ramen, good-looking guy, me, good-looking guy, okay!
Damon, Raman, good-looking guy, me, good-looking guy, okay!
Everyone, look at me! Side view, front view, me, good- looking guy, okay!
Alright, look at me! Side view, front view, me, front view!
What would you like to drink? Lemon tea, milk tea, me, beauty, okay!
Wow, you know it!
You know it!
You know it?
You know it!
What would you like to drink? Lemon tea, milk tea, me, beauty, okay!
You don't have any more, do you?
Huh?
You don't have any more, do you?
Do you have Intel in you, me, good-looking guy, okay!
You don't know!
With that, Fujibo is next!
Be careful there!
Watch out!
Are you okay?
I can't see!
Why do you have to do it like that?
I'll make you wait longer than you think!
You're taking a lot of pictures!
Boat! Boat!
Isn't this dangerous?
Behind you!
Are you okay?
Don't touch me!
Are you shaking?
Don't touch me!
Let's go!
Watch out! Are you ok?
Are you ok?
You were there just now, weren't you?
You're accelerating too much!
Are you ok?
You can do it!
Are you frustrated?
I'm frustrated!
Watch out!
After that, Motabuchi...
Katamari...
Zakiyama...
Nishimura...
Ryo, who won the pitching survival competition, also failed.
Is that so? Long coat daddy, rabbit.
Takeyama-san, look behind you.
It's me.
It's a rabbit!
It's not Takeyama-san.
It's a rabbit!
Let's start.
115 centimeters.
It's a rabbit, so stop it!
Stop it!
It's definitely a rabbit.
It was both feet.
Both feet?
Yes, it's back kick.
It was both feet.
Yes, it's back kick.
Back kick.
It's expensive.
It's 25,000 yen.
It's expensive!
Do you have 25,000 yen?
I don't have 25,000 yen.
Next up is the president of Japan, Ketsu.
Nadaru sold it to Hirabayu.
Nagura-san?
Nagura-san sold it to Hirabayu.
Nagura-san.
What is Nagura-san?
I don't know what you're talking about!
It's expensive!
Let's go.
Ketsu!
It's not close.
It's expensive.
It's definitely expensive.
It's expensive!
Next up is partner, Tsuji.
Did you sell it?
She sold it.
Can she clear this?
Go!
She's easygoing.
It's over.
Next up is Morita.
Next up is Tamo.
He's fast.
It's expensive!
You can do it!
What did you say?
Go back! Go back!
You're fast!
You're fast! You're fast!
You're fast!
Go back! Go back!
Is it over?
Is it over?!
What did you do?
Goal!
You're super fast!
You hit the goal but you didn't say anything!
I can't go up
That's not good
I can fly
He is good at flying high
Try crossing the bar
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- Good. - Try crossing over the long hurdle bar!
- You're exaggerating. - Let's go!
- Oh, for real? - Good luck!
- You can do it! - You have to jump with this.
- Oh, go! - Oh, you have to pinch it.
- You can do it! - Pinch it!
- Good! - Go, go, go, go!
- Go, go, go, go!
- Here it comes! - Go, go, go, go!
- What was that?! - You guys can't do that!
- You're so naive! - What were you doing?!
- You know, you can't dodge it with a back jump. - What?!
- You can't dodge it with a back jump?! - I'll try it, then!
- Make it bigger! - Make it bigger!
- It's like a stick fighting with a stick.
- Go, go, go! - Go, go, go!
- No way! - No way!
- You got hit! - You got hit!
What are you doing?
Come here
Rules are rules
I might be in trouble if you come here
Come here
I can't
What are you doing?
The otters
Otake
Odata
Shibata cleared it easily
Meanwhile, Atsushi's challenge
Good luck
Are you confident, Atsushi?
I always clear this
Atsushi's challenge
It's heavy.
He cleared 115cm in one shot.
It's only 7 years.
From now on, it's a 5cm jump of 120cm.
First, Tomoshige.
Show me your coolness.
I'll do it.
Tomoshige.
Go for it.
It's not heavy at all.
Next, Kakaru and Kuritani.
You look cool.
I know you like Hironaka.
Let's hear from Hironaka.
Please jump 120cm.
Go for it.
You look cool.
Can you stop doing that?
Why?
I like doing it.
I get excited and can't fly anymore.
Are you kidding me?
You could fly because you wanted to do it.
If I win this,
will you hold my hand where no one is looking?
Are you serious?
Just holding hands, right?
There's no problem.
Why?
If you win.
If you win, will you hold my hand?
Are you sure you want me to hold your hand?
Good luck.
Then, he flew.
He took off.
He flew.
Otake cleared it.
The last one is Shibata, who flew all the way.
In front of Tatsuta station, Crystal Plaza Power.
It's a hotel.
The best.
Crystal Plaza Power provides it.
That's amazing.
I've never heard of that before.
Let's do it.
Good luck.
Shibata's challenge.
You can do it.
Are you okay?
You're good.
Just jumping.
Good, good.
You're good.
So, only these six people are left.
And the bar is 5cm higher, which is 125cm.
First of all, Crystal, who can't lose.
If you win, I promise you I'll hold your hand.
You'll die.
I'll hold your hand.
Good luck.
Go.
It's a round
It's serious
It's a good game
It's good
Next, president of Japan, Tsuji
Let's go
Go for it
My butt
My butt is bad
I'll change my name to "butt"
"Butt" and "butt"
You are doing like one person
We are not doing like that
Next, president of the jump family, Ohta
Don't mind
Go for it
It's high
Go for it
It's high
It hit your back
I told you it hit your back
It hit your back
It was a double jump
Next, president of Japan, Ogata
President of Japan, Ogata
Ogata, you are the best
Let's go
Go for it
It's high
Go for it
Ogata, you are the best
It's high
Next, president of Japan, Ohta
Thank you
President of Japan, Ohta
Thank you
Go for it
President of Japan, Ohta
You did it
You're too focused
Three of you come up here
It's not a women's class anymore
Measure your pace
Suddenly a coach came up
Shut up coach
I'm gonna be serious from now on
Ten steps
Shibatchan, you're doing better than before
I can't speed up anymore
It's too long
Go for it
Shibatchan's challenge
Speed up
The wind is strong
Wow
You're good
You're good at climbing up
It's getting longer and longer
No no no
It's too long
Are you okay coach?
What is this?
I don't need it
The battle for the champion has been decided by these four
The champion of high jump this year is
The battle for the champion of high jump has been decided by these four
The bar is 5cm higher and it's 130cm
Let's start with Kuritani
You can do it
If you win, let's cross the bar
Let's hold hands in a hidden place
You can do it
If you can jump, you can win
Kuritani's challenge
I'm shaking
It was so close
Their challenge is over
They might lose themselves
What?
It's scary
How do you feel?
We still have a chance to win together
If we win together ...
I'll help you unconditionally
He decided it himself
If we win together, what do we do?
I'll help you unconditionally
You have to decide it yourself
After that, the principal won
The Otake won
And Shibata
We've been working hard
It's scary
It hurts
It's scary
Let's go
It looks like it's flying
So close!
His legs are up!
The bar is...
Last year's winner,
with a small loss,
Ogata, Otake's one shot win!
The bar's height is 3cm higher,
133cm.
How's the height?
It's really high!
You can do it!
Let's fly first and put pressure on Otake.
Let's go, Ogata's challenge!
Go!
You can do it!
Fly, fly, fly!
You can do it!
Go!
I'm happy!
You can do it!
Ogata did it!
Otake's sauce!
I like sauce!
I like pork!
Otake is under pressure.
You can do it!
Otake is also flying!
How's the height of the bar?
Even with 3cm...
It's completely different!
3cm...
It's quite high.
Win the championship!
Let's go!
Otake's challenge!
You can do it!
Fly!
It's high!
You can do it!
You were almost there!
Almost there!
Kiuchi still continues.
The bar is 2cm higher and it's 135cm.
The bus is Ogata first.
45 years old.
Pouncer Ogata.
Will he be able to clear and put pressure on Otake?
Let's go!
You can do it!
You can't lose!
You can do it!
Go!
He did it!
Ayak sport!
Ayak!
This is Ayak sport!
Who are you?
Ayak sport!
Amazing!
You can say "I like monja" here.
I like monja.
Who are you?
I am monja!
He said monja.
What are you saying?
If Otake fails, Mogata wins.
Sports or Monja.
Feel it.
You can't fly high even if you want to.
Give it back.
Mix it up.
Good.
Pour it in there.
Mix it up.
Let's go!
We're about to take off.
Bonja is complete. All we have to do is fly.
Let's go!
Bonja is complete. All we have to do is fly.
Let's go!
Bonja is complete. All we have to do is fly.
Let's go!
It's high today.
You did it!
Wave your hands!
Look to the side!
I'm waving my arms.
Wave your arms!
He sometimes doesn't take a step.
The bar is increased by 2cm and is now 137cm.
Now, Ogata, will you be able to jump first and put pressure on Otake?
Yes.
Let's go.
Let's do it!
Ogata's challenge.
Go, go!
Go, Ogata!
High!
Go, Ogata!
Ogachi!
I can jump!
High, right?
Go, Ogata!
High, high!
Higher than before!
Right!
No, it doesn't feel good.
Why don't you do it?
It's because you don't concentrate, Ogata.
Sports are amazing if you think about it like that!
That's right!
Sports are amazing if you think about it like that!
Say something to the sport!
Sports are amazing.
Thank you!
Thank you for everything!
I'll say everything!
Thank you for everything, sports!
Here is Otake
Is Monja like this?
Monja is not like this
You are good
Which is better, sports or Monja?
Monja
137 cm
Ogate is flying
Let's see how Otake does
Otake's challenge
Go for it
You can do it
I'm not waving my hand
I'm Hichimi
Hichimi's kakeboudai
It's like a sugar cane
It's beautiful
Will it be decided?
The bar is 140cm
First, the first one
Will she clear it and put pressure on the otake?
Let's start the big challenge
You can do it
It's high
You can do it
She did it
The timing was just right
Is it limit or sport?
This is also a sport
You can do it
I want to cheer for you
You did great
I want to win alone
I want to prove that I'm better than sports
She's running like a sportsman
140cm
It's high
She won alone
She's cheering for you
You can do it
Show me your monja
I'll show you my monja
Will she win alone?
Or will she win with otake?
Will it be decided?
Focus!
Please, otake
You can do it
Korea's champion
Korea's champion Otake
I won
Korea's champion Otake
It must be good
You flew well
I flew well in the crowd
We came to the factory together
The champion is Otake
I won
"Otake" won the fierce battle
Will he take a step forward in the competition for the championship?
The result of the new competition is "bubble sumo"
Bubble sumo
The winner of the match will be penalized for entering the bubble
Bubble sumo
The first one to fall will lose
Bubble sumo
The tournament battle begins
Bubble sumo
The battle for the championship is getting bigger
Bubble sumo
The first match is "Otake vs. Nota"
I won't lose for sure
I don't care if it's all of you
Nota
That's great
Nota
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First round second match Ogata vs Ogata
8.8 kg
He's low
He's got it!
Ogata pushes it in!
He did it!
He couldn't hold it in
Ogata wins!
Ogata and Noda advance to the semi-final
First round third match Shibata vs Kurita
They talked about their feelings for Hironaka
I'm a little worried
You can do it!
I'm going to pick her up
He's going to pick up Hironaka
8.8 kg
He's got it!
Shibata's back is taken.
Kuritani's victory!
This is bad. We're getting close to the overall winner.
Unconditional applause. Unconditional hand in hand is waiting for you.
To the hand in hand of dreams, Kuritani advances to the semi-finals!
The first and last match is Atsushi versus Kano!
In the past, in the water race...
Atsushi has been repeatedly beaten by Kano.
In a bubble race, power difference doesn't matter.
Technique is what's important.
Every time I go to a sports competition, I feel less and less respect for Atsushi.
What are you going to do about it?
You always say that.
What are you going to do about it? If you win, it doesn't matter who wins.
Are you done?
It doesn't matter who wins.
Will Atsushi say something this time?
Ready? Go!
Go!
Are you okay, Atsushi?
Kano-san wins the 4th match!
What are you doing?
She's starting to whine.
Don't whine!
Let me play!
I know you dodged slowly to the left, so I'll go straight at you.
You dodged quickly, didn't you?
I dodged slowly to the left.
I dodged sideways and tried to hit you, but I couldn't hit you at all.
When I noticed it, I was like this.
I only hit you with a jab.
These four will advance to the semi-final.
First, Noda versus Ogata.
I really don't feel like losing.
Ogata.
Ogata is strong.
I'm very confident.
As I said, it's the same size.
It's my first time in Tokyo NEC.
Only Joey Man is left.
Let's see who is the strongest.
It's decided today.
Who will advance to the final?
Ready?
Go!
He's going from below.
Ogata wins!
I got you!
Maybe I'm not that strong.
Who will advance to the final?
Kano versus Kuritani.
Kano.
Yes?
I want you to show everyone that we advanced to the semi-final.
No, no, no.
It's not even a warm-up.
I think it's only the first round.
You don't have to be polite.
I think it's only the first round.
You're not the host.
Go and buy takoyaki at Dotonbori.
Why Dotonbori?
It's not a warm-up.
Go for it, Kuritani!
On the contrary, we have a message for you, Hironaka.
Don't wash your hands and wait for me.
What does that mean?
Who will advance to the final?
Go for it!
You can do it!
Go for it!
Yes!
We won!
What's the reason you lost?
I think my heart is sick.
What's wrong with you?
I don't know.
Go for it!
I don't know.
Go for it!
I don't know!
It's the final!
The battle between Kushikumo and Miyagi!
The star of the past!
I can do it alone!
It's me!
Who will be called next?
It's me!
Who will be called next?
Ready...
We have it!
Yes!
One more! One more!
We're close! We're close!
He's got a big formation.
Can he hold on?
It's five again.
He's got a big dot!
Let's go! Let's go!
Let's win!
I won!
Congratulations!
At first, I thought I was gonna win.
But I let my guard down.
I thought sports tests were just for show.
But I finally did it!
I'm so happy.
It's perfect for my hot body.
What's up with you?
Kano won this challenge.
On the other hand, Shibata and Otake lost.
The battle for the championship is over.
It's time for the final event, relay race.
Each team will run 50m in total.
Before the race, both teams have to practice fighting.
The winning team will get points.
This will affect the battle.
Red team, Atsushi, what do you think?
No problem!
Please go in front of me.
I'll go in front of you.
The first round is "throat" and "teeth".
Almost the same. The second round is "throat" and "teeth".
In the red lead, the third round is "tree" and "morita".
In the red lead, the fourth round is "teeth" and "throat".
It's finally "anchor" and "out".
"anchor" and "out"
Congratulations, "anchor" and "out"
"anchor" and "out"
Where did you come from, Morita?
I was chosen because I was late.
I'm taking the balance.
I'm taking the balance of red and blue.
Our baton was really good.
Our baton was good.
Everyone's baton was beautiful.
It was a baton that conveyed everyone's feelings.
The assist team won.
And the overall results are announced.
The overall winner is...
otake
I'm really happy.
You protected your hometown.
I protected my hometown.
I'm happy.
What are you doing?
Are you waving your hands?
Double blue seaweed!
I don't need that much blue seaweed.
Here are the overall results.
2nd place, Ogata.
3rd place, Ogata.