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[Weekly Bunshun Prank]
So, today's plan is this!
Weekly Bunshun Prank!
Weekly Bunshun?
If an entertainer attacks you with "It's Bunshun"
Many entertainers will mistake it for "Bunshun"
But, there's no story behind it, and we'll check it out!
We'll show you the side effects of being hit on weekly basis.
The first target is this person.
- What do you think? - What do you think?
- Dian's Tsuda-san. - Tsuda-san!
- I see. - I see.
He went out of Tokyo four years ago.
He has a family in Kansai.
If he finds anything suspicious, it won't be funny.
- That's right. - That's no good.
- If you do something weird... - What would happen if you were attacked by a military reporter?
- You'd be in a hurry. - You'd be in a hurry.
A reporter who's been interviewed by a fake TV channel is attacking him!
- Excuse me. - I'm a weekly reporter.
- What? - Excuse me.
- Oh, well... - Excuse me.
- Could you do me a favor? - Could you do me a favor?
- No, it's nothing. - No, it's nothing.
- Well, I'd like to ask you a few questions. - Do you have anything in mind?
- You're in such a hurry.
- Do you have anything? - Yes, I do.
- No, I don't. - You don't?
- About your relationship with women? - About our relationship with women...
- No, I don't. - You don't?
- When you came to Tokyo, you seemed to be flattered. - When I came to Tokyo, you see...
- I heard that you were flattered a lot. - I heard that you were flattered a lot.
- What are you talking about? - I'm talking about women, just in case...
- I heard a little about women's Katakana. - Really?
- Yes, and... - You looked up at the sky.
- It's bad. - Where is it? - It's been a couple of years.
- I've been thinking about it for the past couple of years. - You want to go back?
- I've been thinking about it for the past couple of years. - Do you have one?
- Do you have one?
- Where is it? - Is it something like that?
- Hey, do you have one? - There are so many, you don't need to ask that.
- I don't know. - It's so...
- You're going to drink alone, so... - Why did you...
- Why did you speak up like that?
- I was drinking alone and I was... - A little nervous?
- Yes, I was nervous. - You weren't talking?
- I was nervous.
He is very worried about the reporter's attack...
But, here he is getting even more serious.
- You just told me you kissed me persistently. - No, I didn't.
- You just kissed me persistently. - No!
I'm not saying it.
It's done.
It's not a burden, but it's done.
There is such a thing.
There is.
There is such a thing.
Are you okay?
I'm saying something.
It's not a bad thing.
No, no, it's dangerous.
There is such a thing.
Is it okay?
Your wife is in Osaka and calling girls to her house in Tokyo and kissing?
It's cold.
It's cold, but it's really hard for you.
Your wife is in Osaka and calling girls to her house in Tokyo and kissing?
Is it okay?
Is it okay for you to date girls in Osaka?
Is it allowed?
Is it allowed for you to date girls in Osaka?
It's really hard for you to be with girls in your seat.
It's like calling girls in your room.
Is it okay for you to call girls in your room?
It's a long time ago.
How many years ago is it now?
It's a long time ago.
Is it okay for you to date girls before the Olympics?
Let's go home.
Tsuda, who is trying to escape from the reporter, is still trying his best.
The main subject is from now on.
What is it?
The person you're talking about is related to you, right?
I'm a gravure idol.
You're a gravure idol, right?
Well, what he's saying is...
He just twisted his words completely.
Not like you've just said.
I'm a gravure idol.
I'm not sure if I should say this or not.
Have you ever been called a gravure idol?
No, no.
You're too young for gravure.
What? She said something.
What did she say?
She said you're fine.
Is she not treating you well?
No, no. She's not treating me well.
She's not good at this.
Is this bad?
No, no.
She said you're fine.
Even if she is, is it still true?
It used to be like that.
Oh, it still is?
No, it still is.
I've played with her before.
No, it's a deep relationship.
It's a deep relationship and you've played with her before?
She's a bit stubborn.
How deep is that relationship?
What do you mean? Really?
She judged you.
Hey, you.
I don't even remember her name.
You don't remember her name?
She's not that rough.
You don't remember her name?
She's not that rough.
No, she's not.
No, it's too old.
Oh, it's too old.
It's too old.
Why is she angry now?
She's angry now.
She's not laughing anymore.
Even if she shows her face,
she wanted to make it an article.
But she doesn't care if she shows her name or her face.
Really?
She doesn't care.
I was comparing her with someone else,
but I never saw her like that.
It's terrible.
You just said a terrible thing.
On the other hand.
This has been the weekly newscast called "Weekly Margaux".
You seem a little angry, but I think you're misunderstanding something.
Am I misunderstanding something? I'm not doing anything.
What do you think we are?
We're the same, right?
No.
What do you think we are?
Read it.
Can I read it?
No.
No?
He said "no".
No!
He said "no".
That's enough!
What is this?
Wait a minute!
Why is it like this?
What's wrong?
Did you think we were clones?
What did you say?
You said "clone".
You said "clone" from the beginning, didn't you?
Yes.
This is scary and scary.
What are you going to do?
We won't report it.
Wait a minute.
On the Internet...
Wait a minute.
When you said "gravure idol",
you said "bitter".
It was moving all the time.
You said "biscuit".
You raised your mask.
We were surprised by that "bitter" ending.
What happened?
What do you mean you know?
What?
I don't know.
You don't know?
I don't know anything.
Is there anything?
Well...
What do you mean?
What?
What do you mean?
What's going on?
What do you mean?
What's going on?
If you say "gravure idol",
it's like you're getting luggage from there.
Please be careful.
It's like this.
Is it like this?
Is it really like this?
This is a know-how.
If you say "moving", it moves all the time.
Yes.
When you feel uncomfortable,
it moves quickly.
You're imitating it.
It wasn't moving all the time.
It moved like this.
It was moving all the time.
All of a sudden, it was like...
It wasn't disappearing all the time.
It was moving like this.
Next target is this person.
Yes, it's New York's Mr. Schmaser.
Even if you're single, depending on what you're doing, you might not be able to do it.
No, no, no, it's not like that.
I hope it doesn't happen, Mr. Schmaser.
And with that, the game reporter charges in.
Mr. Schmaser... Mr. Schmaser...
I'm sorry, it's weekly training, but...
Um...
I'm a little...
I'm scared, he's trying to run away.
Have you ever been hit by a ball?
No, I haven't.
Excuse me, this is "Weekly News" and I'd like to know if you have anything in mind.
What is it?
Nothing, nothing at all.
You're laughing a little more.
"Weekly"... Huh?
I've been listening to stories about being played by others lately.
No, no, no.
But I don't have anything in mind.
We don't come here unless we have something in mind.
What do you mean?
Female relationships and such.
No, no, no.
Do you have anything in mind when you say a place?
What is it?
A park?
I don't think I'd say it myself.
A park?
Huh?
A park.
A park?
Wait a minute.
Did you live in a park?
There were people you got along with at that time, weren't there?
You're laughing.
I'm laughing.
I wonder which one it is.
I think you lived in a park for more than ten years.
That's right.
That's something.
I don't think you have anything in mind.
The reporter doesn't say anything either.
I don't think you have anything in mind.
I don't like it when people say things like that.
No, no, no.
I see.
I'll write it as it is.
I'm sorry.
What?
Can I say it?
I thought you had something in mind, but you don't.
I have something in mind.
What is it?
Tell me.
You haven't said anything yet.
If you tell me, I can answer you.
I don't have anything in mind.
It's different from Tsuda's time.
Shimasa is calm, but...
Will it get worse?
Are you seeing anyone now?
No.
What? No?
You're seeing someone, right?
What kind of person is it?
That's scary.
I don't see anyone.
Are you seeing someone?
I am.
You are?
I am.
Where did you see him?
He is not someone you know.
Is he not someone you know?
No, no, no. There is nothing like that.
You are so stubborn.
There is nothing like that.
Because we don't have anything like that either.
We don't have anything like that.
We are fighting between two strangers.
Yes.
Is there nothing like that?
Because they don't say anything like that, we will use the acronym "netabara" to say it.
Excuse me, but you seem to be misunderstanding something.
He was probably misunderstanding me until now.
- He was misunderstanding you. - What do you mean?
That's why you were being cautious.
- I thought you would say it if it was an acronym. - Yes.
- I think you will say it if it's this one. What do you think? - If it's this one...
- I think you will say it if it's this one. - What do you think? It's an acronym.
- It's an acronym. - It's red.
What is this? Seriously.
Wow, this is bad. Seriously.
This is really bad.
It's coming out.
Did you think it was an acronym?
- Do acronyms exist? - You said it was an acronym from the beginning, didn't you?
- What are you talking about? - You are really cautious.
- You are cautious. - You are cautious.
- You are like a bunch of guards. - No, no.
I was scared.
- You were scared? - It was my first time.
- What? - I was surprised. Seriously.
- It's your first time covering weekly acronyms? - It's my first time covering weekly acronyms.
- Oh, really? - Oh, really? I didn't know.
Seriously, I didn't like it.
I really didn't like it.
- But you know that guards are tough. - No, no. I'm relieved.
But there is a possibility that a real reporter will come after you,
so please go home with an acronym.
- I think you should go home with this. - Yes.
It might be an extra stress.
- What kind of acronym is it? - By the way...
- By the way...
- It's amazing. - It's crazy.
- It's this one! - That's it!
- That's it!
- Can you do the left one? - The right one was cool.
- Say!
- The right one is cool. - Say!
- Hey! - Hey!
- Bye! - Bye!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- Here is the last target. - Who is it?
- It's Otake-san of "Jungle Pocket". - Otake-san is the best!
- I proposed to Otake-san, but... - Yes.
- If Otake-san finds out about the scandal, it will be a big blow. - Will it be okay?
- I know Otake-san very well. - So I decided to surprise Otake-san in this area.
- I see. - So I decided to surprise Otake-san in this area.
In addition, Otake-san prepared a photo of Otake-san.
Now, the celebrity reporter is going to attack.
Otake-san, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm Otake-san, I'm sorry, I'm Weekly Bunshuu.
What?
Weekly Bunshuu.
Weekly Bunshuu?
That's right.
Weekly Bunshuu?
Yes.
You have sharp eyes.
You don't blink at all.
Otake-san, do you have any memorable moments?
That Weekly Bunshuu?
Yes, yes, yes.
What?
I don't remember any Weekly Bunshuu in my head.
I think you have it in your head.
What?
You're so sharp.
Even if it's not Weekly Bunshuu, it would be nice if you could talk about your past.
What?
Wait a minute.
What?
How long ago is it?
It's been a while.
I think you have it in your head.
Which prefecture?
Kinshicho.
I want you to go to Kinshicho.
Kinshicho.
Kinshicho?
Why do you say Kinshicho?
Why do you say it like that?
Kinshi...
Kinshicho.
How long ago is it?
How long ago is it with Kinshicho people?
Kinshicho has a kebakura and a relationship with a kebakura girl.
A relationship.
In the past.
You said it.
It's not that.
Kinshicho's kebakura girl...
It's not that.
It's not Kinshicho?
It's not Kinshicho.
You said it yourself.
You said unnecessary things.
Unnecessary things.
Let's take a picture of the kebakura girl.
It looks like you are on a date with a woman.
But it's a picture of a fake magazine that Roha prepared in advance.
There are a lot of pictures.
It looks like you are on a date with a woman.
Be careful of this.
There are a lot of pictures like this.
Be careful of this.
I'm doing this for Roha.
Be careful of this.
It's a warning.
What is the reaction of the otaku to this picture of a woman and a picture of a woman?
After you get married?
Nice, nice.
That's serious.
Show me the picture.
The picture...
Are you serious?
A picture?
Here it is.
Can I see it?
This is the first picture.
Look at this.
This is...
You saw it, didn't you?
What's this picture?
What is it?
But...
This is Mr. Take.
This is not Mrs. Take, is it?
I don't know.
Mrs. Take.
This is not Mrs. Take.
What kind of picture is it?
It's getting more and more confusing.
What is it?
You don't know even one of the pictures in the coverage.
It's a couple.
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
Then, "only that day"?
"Only that day"?
"Only that day" or "that life" isn't it.
"That life"?
What is "that life" anyway?
First of all, this is outside.
What kind of picture is this?
Wow, this picture is lame.
No, no, no, this is not it.
This is not it either.
No, this is work. This is work.
Work?
Otake says it's work, but there is even more passion in the picture.
This picture.
The next location is near this hotel.
Otake and his staff were in this taxi.
While Otake is paying, Otake and his staff get off the taxi.
It's scary.
In addition, we have prepared something like this.
You prepared a lot for Otake.
He is trying to scare Otake.
What is it?
Let's ask him first.
You are sexy.
What is this?
You are trying to scare me.
I edited the conversation between the staff and the staff.
You are trying to induce Otake.
What will Otake do about these evidence of passion?
Look.
Finally.
No, no, no.
Wait a minute.
This is Shibuya.
You are very serious.
No. This is really different.
I didn't try to get in the hotel.
I got off in front of the hotel.
I got off in a taxi.
You didn't get in?
I didn't get in.
It's definitely different.
I have audio data.
Can you listen to me for a moment?
In front of the hotel.
I have audio data.
Audio data?
I have audio data.
What is going on?
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The 23 players will have a fierce sports battle.
They will do something they can't usually do.
They will run with passion.
They will transform with professional techniques.
They will create a miracle.
It's crazy.
Can you listen to me?
Wait a minute.
How can I explain it?
It's not like that.
It's not like that at all.
It's me.
Do you know this voice?
It's a little more dandy.
I don't think it's me.
It's a little like me.
It's like you.
Imitation.
Imitation?
Imitation entertainer's skill is amazing now.
Why are you an imitation entertainer?
That aside, it was firmly denied, so it's a spoiler.
Who are we?
Shunkabu.
Wait a minute.
What?
Wait a minute.
He thinks you are Bunshun.
He thinks I am Bunshun.
Wait a minute.
What do you mean?
Wait a minute.
You can't understand, can you?
So, we went to Otake's house.
What's going on?
I see.
Wait a minute.
Otake, wait a minute.
Otake, you are bothering me.
Come here.
You are serious.
Wait a minute.
I am Bunshu of Weekly Bunshu.
Wait a minute.
Otake.
Wait a minute.
We are wondering what Otake would do if Bunshu came to our house.
Wait a minute.
Since when?
You are holding something like a picture.
Yes, I am.
What is it?
Is it related to girls?
No, it's not.
I think it's related to coverage.
It's suspicious.
I thought about it and went to a hotel.
It doesn't look like coverage.
It's not good.
It's not funny.
It's a good picture.
Is it related to coverage?
Are you serious?
We did it for more than one hour.
We did it for about two hours.
Really?
Yes, we did.
The oscillator is Otake's voice.
He said he couldn't imitate Otake.
I can't imitate Otake.
You knew it, didn't you?
It's my voice.
Why didn't you admit it?
You are weird.
You are not saying it.
You are weird.
You don't tremble when you see it in the street.
I will never forget it.
It's terrible.
It's real.
If it wasn't for the video, it would be serious.
I can't stand it.
It's too scary.
Next week...
Thank you for waiting.
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Good morning.
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