AISubs v3.7
Today's topic is this.
Be careful not to fall in love. Wear a man's underwear.
Thank you for coming.
You have a strong personality.
Usagi, you often go to London Hearts after work, right?
For me, it was just a physical job after work.
If you fall in love too much, it's easy for you to lose your energy.
Shupei, you also joined us for the first time.
That's right.
If it's these members, I'm sure we'll be called in one group.
Kano, what do you think?
I don't want these members to fight.
Are you too strong?
No, I'm not strong at all.
Who do you think will be your rival?
Shupei.
What about you, Komiya?
I'm married.
Be careful not to fall in love.
I'm also not strong at all.
As for Shupei...
Don't end it right away.
Don't you want to fight?
Do you want to fight with Shupei?
There aren't many people who support Kubota.
But there are people who support him.
There are strong supporters.
There are people who like him.
There aren't many people like that.
If it's a horse race, it's about the same.
If you're lined up...
You can't lose.
There's no way you'll lose.
I'm sorry, but I'm sure you'll win against Kubota.
Kubota is not a human being.
He's not famous.
He's just a small gang.
He's an old man.
He's the power of a temple.
It's a shrine, though.
What about you, Shupei?
He's...
He's a good guy.
He's weak.
Who will be ranked this time?
That's good.
Kojani.
Yes, please.
Who do you want to date among these seven men?
I'd like you to rank them from first to seventh.
What is that? Is it a comment?
Please watch carefully and don't say anything.
It's the first time we've met.
It's the first time we've met Usagi-san.
Don't say anything.
Don't say anything. Turn off the lights.
Excuse me.
Can you approach me first?
Excuse me.
Is it okay if I give you this?
That's no good.
And the timing is terrible.
The timing is terrible.
How many years has it been?
It's the first time we've met a woman like you.
My arms are shaking.
Stop it. You're making me nervous.
Your clothes are beautiful.
You will be asked to think about the order in a separate room.
Men, with their wishes, estimate their ranks.
If you get it right, Ryo-kun will give you a prize.
Check out the prize money.
Everyone, let's all think about the order in a separate room.
Let's go!
Four is a lot.
No, no, no, that's not it.
Kubota-san, you said you could do it if you saw today's members, but you said four.
Only Shunpei, right?
Shunpei-kun and Kano-kun also got in.
And this guy...
If you look closely, you can tell that he has a gal-like skin.
No, no, his skin color...
He's also cute.
It means he likes gals, right?
I think he'll get in.
That's why he's fourth.
If you're this serious about it, who...
Who could it be?
Usagi is fourth?
Four?
When I think about who might not like it...
Who?
I don't think Kubota-san would like it.
Why?
He looks like he'd go crazy.
No, you!
When I turned off the lights and said "eh?", you asked me "how many fingers do you have?".
You're crazy, aren't you?
I am crazy!
Stop it!
I don't think Nadal would like it that much.
How about you two?
Who else would like it more than me?
Four.
Nadal.
To be honest, I think Kubota-san would like it.
And...
Kubota doesn't like it.
And Eiko-san doesn't like it either.
Eiko-chan!
And?
I think young people are cautious.
I'm sorry.
Why? Did something happen?
To be honest, I don't like crazy things.
No, you don't!
What is it?
After Rock Matana...
It's eight.
Eight?
It's not eight.
I wrote it down on Wikipedia myself.
I didn't know it until "Usagi-san" came out.
I'm the type of person who likes crazy things from the bottom of my heart.
And I didn't win the championship seven years ago with "King of Corn".
At that time, I was 15 years old and I was in middle school and high school.
It's the time when I still watch TV the most.
That's good.
I think there is something like a hero.
If you think of Nadal as a hero...
In that case, Shupei-san is in first place.
I think the top two are me, Kano-san and Komiya-san.
Thank you.
To be honest...
Why?
Nadal is the best of the best.
The best of the best?
The best of the best.
There is no such thing.
Kubota-san is surprisingly...
Strong.
Uncomfortable...
Kubota-san's favorite...
Are you listening to me?
He is amazing.
Stop it!
Kubota-san's favorite...
You said the same thing!
Kubota-san's favorite...
He is overwhelming...
You said the same thing!
He is like a stalker.
Stop it!
But I'm in first place, right?
I have a lot of support.
By the way...
We get along very well.
I like funny people, so I like people who are together and don't get bored.
Second place, Komiya-san!
Before "You Chummy" went viral, as an entertainer...
Oh, as an entertainer!
Yes! I did a manzai with you.
With "You Chummy"?!
Yes! I talked with "You Chummy" in the meeting room for about an hour.
I offered "You Chummy" and the manzai went well.
Oh, that's right!
It's a good memory!
The first impression is strong, isn't it?
That's right! The first impression is strong!
Is that why you're in second place? Wouldn't it be better if you were in first place?
Of course, I'm not in first place!
Because "You Chummy" is strong, it's realistic!
"You Chummy" is so strong that you can't overcome it!
I also talked about that kind of love.
Like "Do you want to drink?"
Then I said "Would you like to drink now?"
But I'm pretty confident!
Kano-san is also in second place!
I was wondering, but...
Is "You Chummy" in first place?!
"You Chummy" is my favorite type.
It's a combination of "rainbow" and "girls".
Ikeda-kun!
Ikeda-kun, right?
I like girls who are cute and gentle.
That's why "You Chummy" is in first place!
That's right!
I was talking about that!
Third place!
Sakai!
I think "gals" like bad-looking people.
Bad-looking people?
No, like "okuyu kassa" (Japanese food)
"Okuyu kassa"?!
"Okuyu kassa" exists!
Yes, it does!
Bad-looking people...
You mean "shimpira-like" people?
It's not like "shupei-san" is in first place.
It's "kubota-san" or "komiya-san" are in first place.
What?!
"komiya-kun"?!
"komiya-san" isn't in first place at all.
What?!
I like "gals" like "okuyu kassa".
In my experience...
When I drank with "kubota-san"...
The girls I was with were "gals" with curly hair...
Their backs were wide open...
I see.
Their forearms were wide open...
Their forearms were wide open?!
Their backs were wide open?!
It wasn't me! She said it first!
I wonder if girls of this kind are popular...
"komiya-san" and "komiya-san"...
Wherever we go...
We talk about "girls bar" girls...
For about five years...
About five years ago...
Recently...
Before we got married...
Wow...
You're sensitive before you get married...
Think about the era!
Most of the members are expected to be in the top 10...
Will it be?!
"yuu-chami" who wants to complete the ranking...
Returns to the studio!
"yuu-chami" is back!
Which one did you choose first?
First place was really close.
First place and seventh place were decided right away.
First place and seventh place were decided right away?
Seventh place was close.
Seventh place and first place were close?
First and seventh place are pretty strong, right?
Let's announce "yuu-chami"'s ranking!
If you don't call me, I'll definitely be naked.
Let's announce "yuu-chami"'s ranking!
"yuu-chami"'s ranking that they want to go out with is...
Who do they want to go out with? The first place is...
The first place is...
Kano Eiko!
Wait a minute! Are you serious?
She's the only one!
The only one!
But this time, we didn't choose you by your face.
It's more like a competition.
By your insides.
Look at this!
The first place seat.
Shunpei is the first place.
Shunpei seems to be quite confident.
He's the first place right away.
That's right! We're both gals.
Gals shouldn't betray each other.
No, we're not betraying you.
Gals shouldn't betray each other.
We're serious.
What's the reason?
The other day, when I was at work and I felt like I was in love,
I drank a lot of alcohol with my wife and went on a trip with her.
I heard a lot of stories like that.
I thought I could surprise her.
I love that kind of thing.
I see.
I was really happy.
On TV, you know Kano Eiko's character.
But even if it's private, I feel like she'll do it for me.
It won't change, right?
Even if I'm depressed, she'll do it for me.
I see.
What do you do to surprise her?
Traveling, hotels, places we go, tickets, I do all of it.
I don't want my wife to know about it.
We're going here next.
We're having dinner here.
One by one, it's like a surprise.
Atsushi-san, can I ask you this?
Do you know about the times when I was busy?
Of course.
Six-legged, seven-legged...
I'm eight-legged.
Eight-legged.
When you were eight-legged, what did you do?
I didn't know about it.
You didn't know about it?
No way!
You were eight-legged and you were all fired up.
All fired up.
But now I'm all fired up.
That's right, now you're all fired up.
Now you're all fired up.
Yes.
You're still a wonderful husband.
Thank you.
Yu-chan is looking inside.
Yes.
Let's go.
The second announcement.
If you're not called, you'll be fired up.
Let's go.
The second one is...
Following Kano, who was called?
It's Sakai-san.
You said it!
Sakai, you're in second place!
You're so old!
Second place!
Of course you're cute,
but you seem to have a lot of pride.
I want to get rid of it.
I want to focus on everything.
Why do you want to get rid of your pride?
Why do you want to get rid of it?
No, I don't like competition.
I don't like gambling.
I don't like it.
Do you want to dye it your own color?
That's right.
I think you'll dye it for me.
I like you.
I like you to do anything for me.
I like your voice.
I like it.
You want to say "I want to do this" right?
Yes, I want to massage you for an hour.
I want to rub you!
I want you to massage me!
It's just a massage!
You're gross!
Have you thought about dating?
Yes!
Like a date?
You kiss too, right?
I kiss you all the time!
What?!
Seriously, I kiss you all the time!
You can kiss too?
Yes, I can kiss you all the time!
It's open now!
It hurts!
Shupei's name hasn't come up yet.
Really?
That's bad.
If it's like this, you should look at the inside.
There's a lot of chances.
I don't know what's inside.
That's true.
Here's the third place announcement.
If you don't call me, I won't say it.
Komiya won't say it.
Here's the third place.
Who is in the last place?
Shupei!
Well, well, well.
I see, I see.
You need a reason.
I expected you to be in the top three.
I want to know the reason.
I want you to know.
Why?
You said you had a lot of advantages.
You're in the top three, but you're not in the first place.
You're in the third place. Why?
You always treat me kindly.
You talk to me a lot, and I'm very happy.
You have a very cool face.
You're in the first place just by your face.
But!
You always treat me kindly.
On the contrary, I'm worried about you.
Oh, when you're off duty.
There's something behind you.
What is it?
I'm very scared of you.
I don't know.
What is it?
You're really kind.
I think we'll have fun together.
But you're popular.
I'm worried you'll be jealous of me.
I don't like that.
That's why you're in the bottom place.
Yes, that's it.
But you're in the third place.
I can appreciate you're kind.
Yes, you can.
But you're not only popular with your face.
The four of us were looking forward to it.
There's no way we can save you.
You're not popular with your face or personality.
We don't know yet.
From now on, there are three people who are in the fourth place.
Who will be in the fourth place?
Kubota, Kusaki, Nadar.
If you don't call me, you won't be in the fourth place.
I want you to say it.
In the fourth place is...
If you don't say it here, you'll be in trouble!
In the worst three places...
It's Komiya-san!
Komiya-san is in 4th place!
Komiya-san said that it's the first time she's worked with me in an entertainment show.
When we first met, we talked about weird things.
I remember you asking me if I was okay with it.
The camera's rolling, right?
Make it work.
At the time, I realized I wasn't good with gals.
Gals might have prejudices against you.
We talked a lot during the next recording.
I don't have many memories of that, but I was a little shocked.
At first, you had a good impression of me.
But in the end, we had a lot of fun doing manzai.
We talked a lot even after that.
You're scary!
We talked about it together during the next recording.
We took pictures and did TikTok.
What did you think of me when we first met?
You looked like you were terrible with surprises.
I did!
You didn't look like you could do it.
But you looked me up on TikTok and you looked like you could do it.
Why would you look me up on TikTok?
Why would you google me?
Can you kiss me tonight?
Of course!
Can you kiss me until 4th place?
I can kiss you until 4th place.
Some of you may have noticed.
I'm fighting with Yoshimoto.
Gals are fighting with Yoshimoto.
That's not true.
If Yoshimoto could hold Yoshimoto down until 4th place...
He wouldn't be able to hold Yoshimoto down until 4th place.
His voice changed a lot.
Someone told you that you could hold Yoshimoto down.
It's Kano!
He has a bad personality.
It's easy for me to meet him again.
That's not true!
You don't talk about Yoshimoto around me.
Don't you dare say that in front of me!
Here's the announcement for 5th place.
If you don't call me, I'll kiss you until 4th place.
Fifth place goes to...
Even who got out of the worst quarrel is Ms. Rabbit.
What are you talking about?
You know nothing about this.
You know our sia and say you hate us, don't you?
Even in the world of entertainment, you say such a thing.
- Where are you staring? - Why does everyone do the same pose?
What are you looking at?
What kind of symmetry is that?
It's a rabbit and a strawberry.
I'm happy.
But from now on, don't think about dating.
Yes, that makes sense.
But why did you go higher than these two?
Well, they still look kind.
No, not yet.
Compared to these two?
On her previous birthday,
we used an app that showed the course she ran and jogged.
We ran the distance of her date and made a heart mark.
Wow!
That happens a lot.
It happens a lot.
Stop it!
It happens a lot.
It's written in "Jussen" that she looks happy.
Is it written in "Jussen"?
I'm worried about her because I'm a gal.
I feel like I'm going to ask her to change our location.
So, I don't like it.
You want her to stay overnight?
Yes, like in "Zendy".
It's deep.
I don't like it at all. Play with me as you like.
You don't like it either, do you?
Hey, play with me.
Play with me.
I hate playing with you.
Play with me.
But you hate me.
No, I don't hate you.
But you hate me.
No, I don't hate you.
So, they fought again and became a couple.
This is worse than "unknown man".
Because you chose "unknown man" instead of "unknown us", right?
Yes.
Does it mean you're reborn?
What?
Do you mean you're reborn as a human being?
I've never heard of it.
Are you a god?
No, no, no.
This is what happens when you become "kai".
You have a bad attitude.
Let's move on.
We'll announce the winner.
As a result, people who are not called are eliminated.
I'm sick of these two.
What is this?
I'm sick of you.
I'm sick of you two, too.
Let's move on.
Who do you want to go out with among the people you chose for real?
The sixth place is...
The seventh place is a one-time thing.
I don't like "unknown man".
Will it be...
From now on, London Hearts will be sponsored by these sponsors.
I don't like "unknown man".
Give me!
6th place is...
6th place is Mei.
7th place is Dantos.
What should we do, Yuu-chan?
The one who was denied reunion is...
Kubota-san!
What's wrong with you?!
Why are you making me be 6th from the beginning?!
But it's fine.
It's fine.
It's real.
It's still possible.
Kubota, 2nd place is Unubore.
Simply put, you look short-tempered.
You two don't get along at all.
Gyaru is also short-tempered.
If you two are short-tempered, you'll fight a lot.
You don't know me, do you?
No, I don't know you that much.
But you're angry, aren't you?
I'm always angry.
You get angry every time you reunite!
It's not a reunion!
There are too many reunions!
You've been brainwashed to reunions!
Don't get carried away!
I'm not getting carried away!
He's in the bathroom and I'm in the bathroom's lid!
Unfortunately, I have good news for you.
What is it?
If you hadn't given me money earlier, I would have been in a better position.
That's because you do that.
When I give money to a gal, I don't care about anything.
It's not annoying, it's kind to young people.
But I often watched it when I went home and broadcasted it.
My hands are shaking.
I really liked you.
I was happy.
You were nervous, weren't you?
I was nervous and my hands were shaking.
I thought you were human.
Let's meet again.
Can you move?
Don't put your arms around me.
It's dangerous.
Don't put your hands in my pockets.
Don't walk behind me.
Look down and walk.
I know what you're saying, but I don't know why you're doing it.
Don't talk to me when you're walking.
Don't stop.
What's wrong with you?
You and Kuboto are similar.
I think you're angry.
When we fought, I said something.
Why? Why? Why is that?
Why is he like that?
He's really annoying.
It's an imagination.
Nadal's "Oh my god" was broadcast.
What?
Nadal looked very angry.
Maybe he is different from you.
I think you're really angry.
The one who is mad at the staff?
Yes.
That's amazing for you, right?
I'll give you 7 points.
Do it for 13 hours.
I'll definitely give you 7 points.
6th and 7th place are short-tempered.
They always collide with gals.
What's wrong?
I was looking back and laughing.
It's not funny.
You noticed it, didn't you?
I think I'm more popular.
I've seen you say you like her.
Have you ever seen her?
Do you know her?
Do you want to date her?
But we're dating, aren't we?
Who are you talking about?
Who gave you the name of the woman you were dating?
See?
Don't give me the name of the woman you were dating.
Who gave you the name of the woman you were dating?
You're so weird.
Stop it.
They always collide with gals.
Have you ever been in a relationship with a woman?
No, I haven't.
He's a comedian who's afraid of scandals.
He's a reporter who's afraid of scandals.
Wait a minute.
He's a comedian who's afraid of scandals.
Ujibon's movie "Two Steps" is a big success!
And in "Terasa" he's a past "light" pianist.
Original work "Aishin Chuusei"!