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Ultimate love simulation, love market!
Rules are, if you like someone, you choose one, and if you don't like someone, you leave.
It's like a survival feeling couple.
Since there are a lot of men against 6 women, one will be left on earth.
But in the first stage...
Morita will choose Hara-chan!
Did you think of a date or something like that?
Well, walking around a nice hotel...
I'm sorry, I didn't think of it like that!
I'm sorry!
As a result...
Morita will be dumped by Hara-chan!
And Oda Ueda Oda and Party Champ Kyonchi will...
Really?!
As a result...
Kyonchi and Shinichi will be stolen!
No!
Hey!
Oda-san!
She's crying!
Oda-san, I'm sorry!
Tears!
Oda!
Oda! I'm sorry!
And after that...
Kirako and Katy-chan became a couple and finished the first stage!
There are 9 people left for the second stage!
First, Yoshizumi!
Now, Yoshizumi's feelings will be revealed...
Who did you choose?
Morita!
That's right!
I chose him from the beginning!
Morita said it to Hara-chan and you thought it wasn't right, right?
It was hard!
It's hard not to say it's hard, right?
That's right!
But you chose Morita twice!
Yes!
Why?
His partner is Higashibukuro-san!
What is it?
Isn't his vessel big?
It's true!
There's a person who doesn't learn like this next to him!
That's true!
It's true!
Also, I like people who are fast like you!
Maybe you're athletic!
That's right!
I'm fast!
Wow!
What kind of cool elementary school student are you?
40 meters in 7 seconds!
When I was in elementary school!
When you were in 6th grade!
When I was in 6th grade!
7 seconds!
Will they become a couple?
That's not it!
This is bad!
That's not it, Yoshizu-san!
Morita touched you!
Don't mess with me, Yoshizu-san!
That's right!
No, no, no, no!
But your feelings were conveyed just now, right?
This is bad!
Really!
Wait for me!
Wait for you?
I don't like it!
You just chose it, didn't you?
Um, no, no...
Why are you doing that?
I don't mean that!
Shirts or something is here...
Excuse me!
You are being rude!
Hey!
You took out the teddy bear very beautiful!
It's not...
No, I want you do it right!
It's fine as long as you get through here.
Next, Oda.
Oda.
Let's see who Oda, who Shinichi loved, is thinking of.
It's Hara.
I feel like my soul is slowly getting closer.
Next, Oda.
I was really shocked earlier.
But now that I think of it, I'm close with Mr. Harada.
We're close in terms of personality.
Now that you've calmed down, you still have someone you like, don't you?
Yes, I do.
That's good.
How does he look like?
Yes.
Finally!
When you were talking about Shinichi...
Yes!
Even if you tie me up like this, I'll go up the stairs in silence.
All you do is go back and climb up.
Will they become a couple?
That's too bad!
I'm sorry!
It's impossible!
It's Harada!
You're making up stories!
You poor thing!
No, no!
This is just making it easier for you to cry!
I'm not trying to hurt you!
You poor thing!
Harada-san sold me this and I couldn't buy it!
You finally found it!
Now, Harada, and Morita,
who do you feel for?
I feel bad for him.
I can't forget this.
I want to attack you one more time!
You're changing because you told them your feelings, right?
And I think you're no longer in the first place.
What do you like about me?
Your love.
Why? Why do you treat me like that about this sword?
Why do you treat me like that about this sword?
I don't treat you like that about this sword!
Tell me about it!
There are cute parts and gentle parts.
It's full of love.
Thank you.
I like it.
I want to go on a date.
Where do you want to go?
I want to go to the aquarium or the zoo.
After that, I want to go out for dinner.
Do you drink alcohol?
You drink alcohol, right?
Yes.
Hotel... Why do you say that?
Why do you say hotel?
Morita-san!
Can you tell me about hotel first?
I want to plan it well.
After that...
The best place in that city?
The best place...
The best room...
Let's go.
That's where it starts.
I can't look at Yoshizumi's face right now.
No, Yoshizumi-san...
I see.
I'm waiting for you outside of the hotel.
Wait for me.
For me,
if I go on a date with you,
I can enjoy anything.
For example, fireworks.
I can think of the next color.
And?
Yes.
I'm sorry.
Okay.
There were a few fireworks.
We tried a few of them.
I'm bad at it.
Why?
It's funny and humorous.
What are you going to do?
She wants to do it.
Will they make a couple?
Harada and his couple make a couple!
They made it!
Harada and his couple make a couple!
That's cool!
This way, please.
Congratulations!
You made it!
Thank you!
Why did you choose Harada?
I like instinctive sexual intercourse like animals.
So I chose Harada because I thought he could do it.
Who asked you to do it?
I'm wild and strong.
I think I can show my children at the end of this recording.
What are you talking about?
I think I can show my children.
You made it!
Thank you!
The third couple is Haracha and Harada.
The man they fell in love with has gone somewhere.
It's sad!
They have to choose again.
They are still together.
But he is a good man.
He is still with her.
He used to treat her like a handsome man.
But now, they are not together at all.
They are not together at all.
You don't know, do you?
This is the end of the second round.
There are four couples left.
Let's move on to the third stage.
First of all, Morita.
Who did Morita choose?
Come on!
I told you to wait for me.
I couldn't cheer for you at all.
How painful it must have been for you.
That's right.
When I looked at you calmly,
I thought you were the only one for me.
Why did you think like that?
I thought you would wait for me.
It's not convenient for me.
It's not convenient for you.
It's not convenient for me.
What's wrong with you?
Please wait for me.
I like you.
I really like you.
There is no one who I like this much.
You are not crazy.
I'm sorry.
What are you talking about?
I like you a little because you are crazy.
You should be crazy.
You are crazy.
I'm a little excited now.
Please wait for me.
What are you talking about?
I'm sorry.
You are disgusting.
You are the worst.
Karane is serious.
You are the worst.
Have you ever thought about a woman's feelings?
You are the worst!
I don't care about you.
Let's get started.
Will they become a couple?
It's possible.
That's right.
Will they become a couple?
It's possible.
That's right.
Thank you very much.
She likes you.
Wait a minute.
Who can say that?
That's terrible.
Next, Morita.
Morita, who do you have in your hand now?
I'm curious.
You're most concerned about this, right?
In the end, goodbye youthful light.
The dangerous one was Morita.
That's not possible!
In the end, the dangerous one has a big vessel next to it.
You've noticed it, haven't you?
Higashibukura is pure, you know.
That's right.
After all, being able to hook up with so many girls means that you have charm.
You've noticed it.
I love you.
What did you say?
"I love you" came out.
Now, will the couple be established?
It's like a great triangle, isn't it?
Goodbye.
You're a bad woman.
You'll be dumped by them.
As if you're trying to stir up a combination.
Like a circle crusher.
Why is it a low-level circle?
Now, Higashibukura has dumped such a good couple.
Higashibukura will appoint Kanade as a full-time actor.
Kanade!
Kanade gave me my name as a male entertainer I like.
He gave it to me.
Where?
Who is Kanade thinking of?
It's one of a kind.
That's right.
He's always been one of a kind.
I don't know why his first jab didn't work.
I see.
I don't know if it still works.
It works.
No, it doesn't.
It works.
It works, doesn't it?
Will the couple be established?
How about it?
The winner is...
Kanae-chan!
It worked!
It worked, didn't it?
She knocked me out with a jab.
A jab like a straight.
This way, please.
I'm glad.
It's amazing.
Wait a minute.
Why did you choose Higashibukuro for the third round?
Higashibukuro-san is my type.
Even when I read articles about her playing around,
I wonder if I can play with her.
I really want to play with her.
If it's Higashibukuro-san, I think it's okay for me to play with her.
But it's only one picture, right?
No, I couldn't see anything else except for Kanade.
That's amazing.
It's like everything up to now is in your hands and you're carrying it all.
There's no way!
Higashibukuro-san's picture is quite official, but I don't think this person will be laughed at.
I really don't think it will be laughed at.
If you think about it, Higashibukuro-san is like this all the time.
Don't say things like that!
Then it's okay, right?
It's okay!
It's only like this.
It's okay, right?
It's because of a woman like her that you're being spoiled.
It's okay, right?
Shut up!
It's okay, right? You might be able to hold me!
I'll regret it in a few months!
If you do something like this!
Don't mess with me!
Regret it!
I'm sorry, Morita-san.
It's still there.
Are you okay?
Please calm down.
It's still there for you.
I'm sorry.
Now, it's time for the couple seats!
Thank you!
I'm happy!
Now you're a couple!
I'm happy!
Now, next up is Oda!
Oda!
Eh?
The man you've always been in love with has gone to the couple seats.
Let's see who he's drinking with now.
It's here!
It's finally here!
It's finally my chance!
It's your turn!
I'm ready!
How is it?
The man you've always been in love with has gone to the couple seats.
Yes!
Do you have feelings for him?
I do!
You're not a staphylococcus, are you?
It's similar!
You're lying!
It wasn't there!
I do have feelings for him!
That's not how you say it!
Do you have feelings for him?
I do!
That's not how you say it!
Where are you looking at?
Look at me!
Now, will the couple be established?
I wonder...
Hayashida
I did it
That was close
Hayashida joined the team
Morita and divorce is not good
It's not good
Hayashida, this way
Thank you
Hayashida joined the team
I couldn't see Hayashida's movement at all
I was there from the beginning
Really?
It was here
It was you
Cheap drama
So even after you were dumped and cried, you still went to Oda?
I thought it was cute
And even after you were dumped and cried in Harada, you still went there thinking you would accept it?
Wow!
You know each other and show your presence
You two are really connected
How do you feel now, Oda?
I think I'm a fool
Cheap
Right
You didn't notice
Let's see the cover sheet
Oda Hayashi
Good, just right
This is the end of the third stage
There are only these three people on earth
If it's like this on earth, you shouldn't be here
Because you are here
Is it Morita or Wada who is alone?
It's finally the last stage
Now, Morita and Wada
Who did you choose?
You two chose Yoshifumi
I'm happy
Why?
I've always liked her and she's cute
Actually, we talk a lot behind the scenes
We talk about the story of "King of Conte"
I thought she was a wonderful woman from the bottom of my heart
You felt it in the conversation
Wada
I haven't talked about it much
But in "King of Conte" final, I practiced hard with Okano
I thought she was a very hard worker
So I chose her
She's thin and dark
She's a loser
You like hard workers, don't you?
I like hard workers
Now, let's see if it's a couple
Will it be a couple?
Which one?
Thank you!
Yes!
Why did you come here?
First of all...
Really?
Do you want me to give it back?
Don't rush it!
It's fast!
I haven't asked you yet.
I think you are younger than me.
That's not good.
I know it now.
If you can go back in time, it may change.
You are getting taller.
It's okay, right?
You are manly.
I can't help it.
I can't go back in time.
It's okay, right?
Why did you choose Wadamanju instead of Morita?
I feel like crying.
Why do you say that?
It's not good!
It's painful.
It's not good!
You are younger than me.
She is cute!
She asked me why I chose you!
It's no use.
Don't cry, don't cry!
Go!
There are voices like this!
See you later!
Go, go, go!
If you climb up the stairs, you'll get bigger!
Don't go there!
It's okay, right?
So, the last one left is...
It's the worst!
It's all ugly!
I don't care!
I won't use this word!
I don't care!
I'm Higashibukuro!
People of Japan!
I'm Higashibukuro!
Are you kidding me?!
Shut up!
Shut up, you!
I'll disappear from TV!
He's really nice to girls.
Next time...
A man entertainer and a woman entertainer meet!
He's really bad at surprises.
He's desperate to keep up with young people.
A man entertainer's merciless opinions attack men!
He's really strong!
Who is this man?
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