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Ultimate love simulation, love against
Today is the 13th and 12th are joining us for the first time.
Thank you for joining us.
"Farewell, My Wife" is also joining us for the first time.
Is it okay for Higashibukura to be on TV now?
It seems okay recently.
Why did you take a day off?
Was it a robbery?
No, it wasn't.
Really?
No, it wasn't.
"Biscuit Brothers Under" is also joining us for the first time.
Thank you for joining us.
It's fashionable.
It's fashionable, isn't it?
They are wearing briefs and sailor clothes.
It seems like more people know the winner.
His mother said that he couldn't get in touch with his relatives.
Is it the opposite pattern?
Yes, it's decreasing now.
Okay, Hayashida.
Yes, please.
He is a writer.
He is not a writer.
He is a comedian.
He is not a comedian.
He is doing it only in the middle of the night.
How about you, Shunichi?
I think I will win easily today.
You are the first.
Yes, I won.
I won.
Are you shocked?
I am shocked.
Why?
Why did you do that?
Okay, Wadamanju.
Yes.
What do you think of today's members?
Well, I had some private things recently.
I see.
What?
What did you do?
I got a divorce.
It's the worst.
Is it? I'm sorry.
Yes.
Did you come from the prison today?
No, I didn't.
Wadamanju.
Yes.
What do you think of today's members?
I want to get out of here as soon as possible.
To be honest, I feel bad.
Why?
There are many girls.
I don't know who will choose me in such dark place.
But you look good today.
I've been saying I'm cute recently.
Your lips are red.
Yes, I have red lips.
Hello.
And this is the first appearance of Oda Ueda and Oda Maroha.
Thank you for having me.
You often meet Ueda-san in Maroha, don't you?
In his last episode of "Love Magedon",
he said "I wish I could live alone".
I wish I could live alone!
With this star!
I wish I could live alone!
The next day, when Ueda was walking on the road,
he said "I wish I could live alone".
Did you say like that?
Yes.
Women don't stay alone.
They always become a couple.
If you live alone...
It was amazing.
I want to do my best for my partner.
The atmosphere is totally different with Ms. Mueda.
And Party-chan.
Nice to meet you.
Do you watch TV?
Really?
She is getting serious.
I don't have that kind of relationship.
Really?
You are almost Misono, aren't you?
I am not Misono.
Really?
I am not Misono.
How do you feel about today's female members?
She is cute.
She is nervous.
We can't have female members.
Love Magdol chooses one partner.
If they like each other, they will be a couple.
There are many males among 6 females.
What kind of couple will they be?
If there are only 13 males and females on earth, who do you want to be with?
Switch on!
Choose one!
What do they think of each other?
Their first hope is Max from TELEXA.
First, who did Morita choose?
Why did you choose Hara-chan?
Hara-chan is surrounded by love.
There is love like human love.
She talks about her curiosity about life in her spare time.
She teaches me how to take care of animals that make me happy.
I feel like a woman there.
I think she has the best personality among all of us.
I think she is doing it together with us.
Did you have a date with her?
We had a date.
We went to various zoos.
We went to zoos.
And she taught me how to take care of animals.
You talk about taking care of animals a lot.
And?
We went to a dinner party.
And we drank a little bit of alcohol.
You two got drunk.
Something like that.
We walked around a nice hotel.
I'm sorry. I can't imagine it yet.
I'm sorry.
It's a platonic relationship.
Will they become a couple?
She has a nice face.
Hara-chan looks happy.
She is fast.
All of a sudden?
Hara-chan is going to hit you.
What kind of face am I making now?
It's the face of a man who has been hit.
Higashibukuro is always grinning.
This is quite embarrassing.
Next is Hara-chan.
Who did Hara-chan choose?
I'm tired of being popular.
It's like you wanted it.
Hara-chan, you have been chosen by both of them.
Let me ask you first, Hara-da.
Why did you choose Hara-chan?
We are of the same age, but she is very kind.
She had the same make-up room earlier.
We were talking about getting out of there as soon as possible.
Hara-da said we should get out of there as soon as possible.
I thought I should get out of there with you.
That's cool.
You had high hopes from that moment.
Yes, I thought I should get out of there with you.
I thought I should get out of there with you.
You didn't tell her how you felt in the make-up room, did you?
I didn't tell her how I felt in the make-up room.
If you did that, it would be a violation.
You would be disqualified.
If she saw me swimming in the water, she might have found out.
You didn't say it in words, did you?
I didn't say it in words.
Will they become a couple?
Oh no!
Hana-chan is going to lose.
What?
What was that?
Morita looks relieved.
He was unconsciously like...
I'm sorry, Hana-chan.
Well, we don't know what will happen next.
We don't know yet.
What a shame.
Next, Higashibukuro.
Higashibukuro.
Just by saying the name, the atmosphere changes.
Isn't it Shimoita?
Let's go.
Higashibukuro.
Who did they choose?
Wow!
Kanade!
They're staring at each other.
Kanade, Kanade!
You're staring too much!
Wait a minute!
This is...
This is a one-off.
A one-off?
No, I believed that Kanade would choose me.
In a show that I didn't participate in,
Kanade gave me my name as his favorite male entertainer.
After seeing it a few times, I got curious about it.
I was looking for another show where Kanade appeared,
and I kept wondering if he would say my name again.
When he didn't say it, I was a little shocked.
Ever since I felt lonely, I was curious about it.
You've been curious about this show for a while now, right?
That's right.
This is weird.
Do you want some water?
Are you okay?
If you were stabbed by Higashibukuro, would you say something like that?
No, I'm happy!
I'm really happy!
You're happy, right?
Huh?
Let's go.
Will they become a couple?
Thank you so much.
In the two-hour special of "Ariyoshi Quiz", Ariyoshi eats up all of Fukuoka food.
He also takes a walk along the outskirts of Fukuoka to find his destination.
What is this segment about?
Tuesday night at 8 p.m.
Let's find out if they become a couple.
What is this segment about?
What?
You said you love him, didn't you?
Yes.
Why? Why me?
She said it like a musical.
She's a heroine.
Next is Oda.
And Kyonchi.
Who did you two choose?
You said it!
Really?
Amazing!
It's a new day.
I'm so happy for you two.
Now, Kyonchi.
Yes.
Why?
I really like "Quiz".
When we were together at an event,
I kept saying bad things about YouTubers in the back.
Not only in terms of love, but also as human beings.
I thought it was hot.
I've always been interested in them.
I'm more interested in people like you.
I feel like you're a dangerous man.
I want to get closer to you.
That's nice.
Oda.
When we first met, you said you like "Quiz".
When we drank, I heard you talking about "Nanamata".
"Nanamata"?
You and your fiancé...
She's decided not to touch the boy who has a boyfriend.
And she asked the girl if she had a boyfriend and if she was married on purpose in a DM on Twitter.
She screenshots that she doesn't have a boyfriend.
What kind of episode are you talking about?
She's so careful.
I thought she'd be serious about getting married.
What kind of episode is that?
Don't you know?
Your episode is already over.
She's so serious about getting married.
I don't want to hear it on TV.
She's so careful.
But you two are getting advice from each other.
Let's see if Shinichi will answer the boy.
Will they become a couple?
1, 2
What?
Wow!
Amazing!
1, 2
Campbell established!
Wow!
Eric!
I'm scared!
That's not it
Oda-san
Oda-san, I'm sorry
You touched me
I'm sorry
I thought you were going to hit me
1, 2
Wow!
1, 2
Campbell established!
Wow!
I'm sorry, Oda
You touched me
I'm sorry
That's enough
That's not it
I feel sorry for you
You couldn't even touch me
I'm sorry
Oda-san, I'm sorry
That's not it
Yes
Oda-san, I'm sorry
That happens a lot
It's painful
And you took me to Kyonchi
I'm really sorry
I'm sorry
I'm really sorry
Wow!
Then, this way
Yes!
Wow!
You're fast!
You saved me!
You're good!
You saved me!
Well, Shinichi left early
Shinichi also likes Kyonchi
Yes
I'm sorry, but I really like Kyonchi
I love gyals
Yes
And I don't know anyone as cheerful as you
So, it's fun to go on a date
And I think it will be cheerful at night, too
It will be cheerful at night
It's very cheerful at night, too
Wow!
It's good
You two look good together
Really?
Yes
Then, please move to the couple seat
Wow!
Shinichi and Kyonchi are out of position
Congratulations!
It's good
After all, when you become a couple, you stand side by side
Yes
Wow!
I'm embarrassed
You're really cute!
Stop it!
I'm embarrassed
Stop it!
Wait a minute!
Wow!
Oda-san! Oda-san!
Stop crying!
Oda-san, I'm sorry!
Stop crying!
Oda-san! Oda-san!
Stop it!
Oda-san, I'm sorry!
Oda-san!
You're crazy!
I'll love you in my next life!
Oda-san, you're so popular!
You're so popular!
I'm sorry!
You're so popular!
Oda-san!
I'm sorry!
You should feel better now!
Are you okay?
Look at those tears!
Who's going to invite you?
I'm sorry!
You're so kind!
There might be someone who wants to heal those tears!
I'll do my best!
Next up is Wada Manjuu!
Wada Manjuu!
Who did Wada Manjuu choose?
Really?
Unexpected!
Would a divorced man choose such a woman?
No, no!
What do you mean "such a woman"?
You can't say "such a woman"!
You're spreading stress!
No, it's not like that!
I want to play with you!
I like you as a woman!
That's rude!
Don't say that!
No, it's not like that!
She really talks with me behind my back!
She's like me!
It's overwhelming!
It might be rude, but...
You look like your ex-wife!
Stop it!
Are you still dragging me down?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
You're dragging me down, aren't you?
But you like my type, don't you?
That's right. I like your face.
Gross!
You imagined a lot of things, didn't you?
Who said I was gross?
Gross is a bit of a couple thesis.
My girlfriend said it.
It's not gross.
I felt a little gross today.
It's really gross that you're putting it back together.
I'm not putting it back together.
Because I like your inside.
But it's similar, isn't it?
Just a little bit.
It's really gross!
It's not gross.
You're really panicking.
I'm glad you didn't say it.
I really think you're right.
But I'm serious.
I'm serious about your inside.
What do you like about my inside?
When we're at the dormitory, you talk to me a lot.
And you make a lot of noise.
But after you're done making noise, you have cute eyes.
In the end you're a wife!
No, you're wrong!
You're wrong!
There are only a few episodes where you talk to me.
And you only talk about my eyes.
That's right.
That's right!
My face is my type.
That's right, isn't it?
I really like you.
Your face is your type!
Will it be a couple thesis?
Doraemon's gun will be shot somewhere.
Wait a minute!
I'm not convinced!
It's hard.
I know, right?
It's hard.
I know, right?
But we don't know yet, it will continue.
I will tell you my feelings.
Okay, next, Hirako.
Who did Hirako choose?
It's here!
Wonko!
You are popular!
I'm happy!
You are happy!
Why?
No matter where you go, you are cheerful.
As Wata said earlier, you are inseparable from everyone.
You are cheerful with everyone.
You are not only cheerful, but you are also good at sharing your feelings.
That's what I think about you.
Wow, you have a solid personality.
Even if you go on a date, you don't have any special plans.
Even if you go to an orthodox aquarium, you are cheerful just because there are fish there.
You seem like you are having fun.
The same goes for meals.
You go where you want to go together.
You seem like you are having fun from the bottom of your heart.
Wow!
You are thinking carefully!
I don't think you are a viewer!
You can talk without hesitation.
You don't care about your wife at all!
But you are similar to my wife's cheerfulness and cheerfulness before marriage.
I'm cheerful because it's dark.
I see! You like cheerful people!
How about you? I'm usually shy!
Will they become a couple?
You are pretty fast!
Hawkii-chan!
You are fast!
Hawkii-chan is fast!
Congratulations!
Thank you!
Hirako, your feelings have reached her.
I'm very embarrassed.
My feelings have reached her.
I didn't know that Nobuko also had feelings for Hirako.
As you can see here.
She's fast!
Why did Nobuko choose Hirako?
You can ask her now.
I'm like this, right?
Even if I say "wow" all the time,
I'm like "yeah!"
Even in school, they do it for me.
Even if I'm not excited,
they might do it for me as usual.
I'm quite selfish.
I thought they might do it for me, too.
My heart always beats fast.
Then, Chanel.
My heart is Chanel.
You really enjoy your daily life like this, don't you?
They do it for me!
I'm excited and I've seen you several times.
Your face is distorted.
What should I do in such a situation?
It's not like that.
Even in my confused daily life,
they brighten me up.
They are like the sun for me.
They are bright, but...
Let's go to the couple seat!
They are fast!
It's tough.
Wada-san, even the woman you fell in love with
was taken by Hirako.
It's tough.
I'll change my mind.
Why don't you stand up first?
Go out and say goodbye loudly.
Is it okay?
Come back.
I feel sorry for you.
I will do my best!
What did you say?
I said I will do my best.
Are you happy now?
What did you say?
I said I will do my best!
You look like you just came back from a bath.
You look refreshed.
Stop it!
Now, Party-chan and her husband are a couple.
Gals get married early.
I don't know about you guys,
but you guys look like rich people on a cruiser.
That's true.
It doesn't matter if you don't like it or not.
I don't like it.
Morita-san, you look terrible.
Why?
You look terrible.
Why?
You can see it from above, right?
I can see it.
You should do your best.
I'm angry.
Morita-san, you look terrible.
Morita-san, you look serious.
I feel like I'm drowning in the sea.
You look like you can't ride a cruiser.
Can we talk about one episode?
Sure.
Can I tell you an episode?
Sure.
Morita came to my workplace before me.
At that time, girls said "Do you know me?"
Me, goodbye, Morita.
They said that a lot.
They were so determined!
They thought they couldn't do it without me!
She brought up an unpleasant episode!
Hey!
Do it after it's over!
Sorry!
I'm fighting now!
Sorry, Sugi!
Are you regretting it three months later?
She said she would do it again!
Don't mess with me!
Have you ever thought about girls' feelings?
She had a hard time until the end!
I can't do it!
Can she be happy?
I love that kind of thing!
Yuujami chose "Dating Ranking"!
I'm not good at surprises!
She really has a bad personality!
And on TVer...
Wake up and cut it out!
How long are you going to do it?