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[Attention Unobori! Man's own pants case]
Let's get started. Here is today's program.
Attention Unobori! Men's self-pancakes
Here are today's members.
Nice to meet you.
You are quite popular now.
Some of you are older than me.
Watanabe and Hirako. You are the same age, right?
We are 44 years old.
You are popular among girls around you.
You are calm and nice.
I'm not calm. I'm just slow.
There are many young people behind me.
Katamari and Shiba are popular, too.
You are right.
Noda is popular, too.
Why?
How about you, Katamari?
I want to be popular with all girls.
Is that your hairstyle?
You are popular because you are with Moguro.
There is a handsome man next to you.
I'll do my best.
You all look strong.
We are not strong.
I'll tell you something.
This is a ranking show.
Is there a show where you can tell who is who from the beginning?
I don't know.
We are not strong.
When we are popular...
Don't lift us up and drop us.
Lift us up and hit us like this.
We won't do it.
The ranking will change depending on who the guest is.
The guest who will be ranked is...
Ms. Adachirika!
I'm so happy!
What is it? What is it?
You'll know soon.
Look at the seven men here.
Who do you want to date among them?
Think about it!
There are some, right?
Please walk slowly.
Everyone is looking forward to it.
Only eye contact can be taken now.
Please look at each other once.
You've met before, haven't you?
Please lick each other.
Don't say what you think.
Please don't say what you think.
Do you know what I'm talking about?
Mr. Yamazoe, why do you look so straight?
It's easy for parents to introduce.
What are you talking about?
Don't forget your name.
Adachi-san will think about his rank in the waiting room.
Men will guess their rank with their wishes.
If you guess it right, you will get a free prize from Ryo-kun.
You can see the prize money here.
Everyone, please guess your rank.
One, two, don!
Don! Don! Don!
Don! Don!
Yamazoe is hesitating.
You can change it until you stab it.
Don! Don!
Adachi-san will choose it for you.
I hope the scrap part will be mysteriously converted.
If that happens, Kubota-san will go up, right?
Wait a minute, Tanari-san!
Wait a minute!
You want 5,000 yen, don't you?
You finally did it!
You've been doing this for 22 years!
5,000 yen!
I don't think it's possible.
I don't think it's 7 or 6.
I think it's at least 4 or 3.
Tell me honestly, how much do you think it is?
For real?
I think it's 6.
Don't mess with me!
My lips are falling off!
Don't mess with me!
I can't believe it, so I'll be brave.
What's wrong with you?
I didn't say that much.
I only said 4 or 3.
It's easier for me to decide.
It's easier for you to decide.
But 2nd place, Zakiyama-san, you're so confident.
Everyone is pretty confident.
Noda!
I can't beat Shiba.
Shiba, I see.
As long as Shiba-kun is not there.
Shiba is the strongest.
And Shiba Inchi...
Since it's dark in Katamari...
I think it's still low.
I'm really bright at home.
You're holding it back!
Why are you like that on set?
It's the opposite!
Make me bright on set!
And Hirako-san is surprisingly weak.
I'm in second place!
A little while ago...
I was doing a special MC role.
I was really nervous...
But I was able to hold it back...
And I was able to do it with a really calm tone.
That kind of thing happens.
It definitely happens.
It happens.
I don't want to go out with him.
Shiba, you're in second place.
In first place...
I think it's Takashi Watarabe.
I think he likes old men's lines.
I think he's been doing it with seniors.
Takashi-san, right?
I hear he's really popular now.
He asks me to take him to a cabaret.
I don't invite you to after party. I just put champagne in it and say that the sake you make is the most delicious.
It's a cabaret message.
From a young woman's point of view, it's a good image.
Do you have a sense of security?
Next is Katamari-san.
Shiba-san is as cool as Ando Masanobu.
I think I'm number one.
Who's number two?
I think it's Watanabe-san, too.
You like him that much now?
My manager is a 23-year-old woman.
When I asked her about her, she said she thought I was number two.
It's a popular image from a young woman's point of view.
Is it such an era now?
This program is really fun.
He's a popular man.
Why is he number three?
I think he's a calm man.
He's doing gravure.
He has a big butt.
He said he likes old men with big butts.
He has an erotic look.
What do you think of Kubota's second place?
I'm not second place, but I thought Kubota was fourth place.
I thought he was fourth place, but he was second place.
He said it.
He said it, but he said he was sixth place.
He said it so that everyone can hear it.
What is the result of this time?
Mr. Adachi, who completed the ranking, is back on the stage.
I'm back.
Did you decide quickly?
The three of us decided it quickly.
The three of you decided it quickly?
We decided it quickly.
Mr. Kubo, what's up?
The three of us decided it quickly.
I don't know yet.
Let's announce the ranking of Adachi and Rika.
If you don't call me, you'll be eliminated.
Who do you want to date in this situation?
The first place is...
I know who it is.
The first person is important.
Who do you want to date in this situation?
The first place is...
Mr. Yamazoe.
Mr. Yamazoe is eliminated.
I'm glad you're the first place.
Mr. Yamazoe is the first place.
Thank you very much.
I'm happy.
There is.
For the first time, say something big.
There is.
Since you are in first place and you are in first place,
Ryo-san will give you 50,000 yen.
Thank you very much.
Ryo-san is in pain.
This is painful.
I don't know why.
Why?
He is a terrible person.
I know that very well.
First of all, he is very talented.
I like talent more than anything else.
You know it well.
Also, even in his private seat,
he said that "debt is a bond."
I realized that he was like that even behind my back.
I thought I could trust him because I'm not behind his back.
I see.
It's amazing that you can trust him when you put out all your trash.
It's amazing.
Since you are dating, have you ever imagined kissing?
Yes, I can do it.
What does that mean?
I'm happy about it every time.
Kubota-san can't stop smiling.
I feel like I'm talking about myself and it can't be helped.
Calm down.
Thank you very much.
Here is the second announcement.
If you don't call me, I'll be Noda, Hirako, Shiba, Kubota and Ichigo.
Here is the second announcement.
If you don't call me, I'll be Noda, Hirako, Shiba and Kubota and Ichigo.
It's Katamari-san!
Yay!
I'm happy!
Katamari-san is in 3rd place!
That's right!
He's in 1st place.
I don't have any prize money, but I'm happy!
You don't need any money at all!
Why?
The co-star of the play I was in love with Katamari-san.
Katamari-san's presentation was crazy.
Not only Katamari-san, but many people ask me about it.
As I said at the beginning of the show, I'm fascinated by his talent.
I'm interested in his talent.
My emotions are coming out.
Well...
I like you.
That's fast!
I'm more energetic than him.
He also has a calm atmosphere.
So I don't have to worry about being next to him.
That's amazing!
I'm energetic at home.
So you don't have to worry about being next to him.
I'm not next to him.
I want you to use this phrase.
I'm not next to him.
We're not next to him, either.
That's amazing!
I'm fascinated by his talent.
That's right.
There are 3 members of M-1 WARRIOR.
That's the best ranking.
That's right.
Let's start.
NODA, KIRAKO, SHIBA, KUBOTTA.
2 members of M-1 WARRIOR.
MATANABE is the first member of M-1 WARRIOR.
The 3rd place is...
The last member of M-1 WARRIOR is...
Shiba-san!
I can't do it!
Shiba-san is still in the top 3.
I can't do it!
There is one person left in the front row.
First, Shiba-san's reason.
There are only three members of M-1 WARRIOR, but...
To be honest, Shiba-san has the best facial features.
He has a lot of these facial expressions.
He has a cute face, but...
Thank you for watching my videos.
Actually, you don't have much opportunities to meet each other at work.
You don't have much opportunities to meet each other at work.
Perhaps, you will be in the first place if you know about it later.
Wait!
Yamasoy is making it up!
Shiba-san is too serious.
No, you can't.
But you are popular, so...
Don't you worry about it?
I will...
I will cheat on you!
I will do it with pleasure, too!
I see.
I said it honestly, but...
I lost something amazing!
It's a lie!
It's a service!
Don't say such a pathetic thing.
Don't say such a pathetic thing!
It's a service!
Don't be so excited!
You don't have to be so excited!
It's not good!
How do you feel about it?
Yamasoy is talented, so...
I know it.
I haven't told you about it, yet.
If you see me at home, I'm in the first place.
I'm confident about it.
I'm cheerful.
It's not because you're cheerful.
I become a pig and play with a dog.
You become a pig and play with a dog?
But you're not cheerful.
You're talented.
Let me announce the 4th place.
If you don't call me, I'll eat you up.
Watanabe will eat you up.
These people are full of confidence.
2nd, 3rd, 2nd, 2nd.
Some of you haven't talked about it.
Kubota, you haven't talked about it?
I haven't, but I watch your YouTube channel.
Thank you.
You haven't talked about it.
You haven't talked about it!
Something is wrong.
Let's move on to the 4th place.
He was able to avoid the humiliation of the worst 3 places!
If you go in here, it's OK.
I'm Watanabe-san!
Wow!
She's strong!
I'm happy for you!
Wait a minute!
It's not the time for that!
I'm happy for you!
It's true!
I'm happy for you!
If you want to get married, you're number one!
What?!
It's that kind of era!
Please get married!
It's too early for that!
Don't be in a hurry!
If you go out with someone, will you go down?
I think you don't need stability.
You don't need excitement or fun.
If you have kids,
you think they'll have fun with you.
You think you'll be a good dad.
You have that kind of image.
If you go out with someone, you're number four.
Safety is not fun.
Oh!
If you go out with someone,
will you go on a date or hold hands?
Will you hold hands?
Will you kiss?
What will you do?
If I want to do it...
Will you do it?
It's not an active kiss.
Do you use toothpaste that heals your thinking neurons?
Is it okay?
Is it a thinking neuron?
Do you use something a little salty?
I don't like that.
But you're number one among the other three.
I think we have something in common.
I think...
I think you'll say something bad.
That's right.
I think you'll say that.
If you don't say it,
you'll be called "Noda", "Hirako", "Kubota", "Gyoununbore".
"Gyoununbore" is a bit too much.
"Gyoununbore" is a mountain bike.
Is someone going?
Then, number five is...
Who escaped from the worst conflict?
Ms. Hita.
She's number one.
It's Ms. Hirako.
Yes!
You're not "yes"!
But it's a big number.
I was on a quiz show recently.
We talked a lot.
But we didn't hear what others said.
Many people asked me questions.
I don't know if I remember it.
I don't like it.
Where are you from?
I want to relax.
I don't remember my birth place.
I don't like it!
I forget what I talked about.
I talked behind your back.
I thought you were a MC.
I was nervous.
I hope you can talk behind my back again.
I'm nervous. I'm cute.
So, the first two.
Only these two are left.
If you don't call me by my name next time,
I'll call you "mountain" with love.
There's something.
What did you say?
Wait a minute. What is it?
Among the ones you chose,
who do you want to go out with?
I want you to call me.
The reunion is "no" or "kubotakko"?
"kubotakko"?
Could it be...
From now on,
we will send you parts from London
with the sponsors you see here.
Among the ones you chose,
who do you want to go out with?
The sixth place is...
I want you to call me.
Which one is it?
The one who doesn't reunite is...
But you have a sixth place chance
if you call me.
Mr. Kubota.
How much is it?
How much is it? Was it 5,000 yen?
I'm hot.
I'm excited.
I don't have it.
It's not fake.
You are good at it.
Do you want me to explain you how I'm good at it?
I'm going to drop it again.
Calm down.
I'm not calming down.
I'm going to drop it again.
Why do you do talent shows?
You are talented.
You are trash.
You know it well.
When you say you are talented, you expect it.
That's right.
You make me worry about it.
I haven't seen Kubota smiling like that for a long time.
I laughed like that for the first time in my life.
What's wrong with it?
That smile is gone.
It's like you, Mr. Hirako.
You don't listen to people.
You don't remember things.
I've been on a show before.
What show?
It was a live show at night.
I apologized and said I'm sorry.
I thought you were a nice person.
I'm not sorry at all.
Then I'll ask you the other way around.
What's wrong with you?
You guys raised it too high.
I said I was sixth place.
You don't know, do you?
I didn't say it all the time.
I put a pendant in here.
I wanted to kiss you if you were first place.
Tear it up and throw it away.
Do you tear it up and throw it away?
This is a viewer's gift.
Welcome to here.
That's nice.
That's great.
You are trash.
What kind of trash are you?
What's wrong with you?
I think of you as a trash.
But you and me are completely different.
We are not different.
You are a real trash.
You are not real trash.
I don't like real trash.
I don't like the real trash.
I like the real trash.
I like mountain biking.
Mountain biking?
I think you are doing something.
Why?
When I turn on the computer, I get excited.
I am scared.
I am not worried about you.
I think you are doing something.
You are a little tilted.
I am childish.
You are not doing anything.
You are a mystery.
I am not sure.
I am scared of you.
You are scared of me, right?
What's wrong?
This! This! This!
You can't deal with it.
Why do you do that?
What's that?
I'm not used to it.
I don't know what kind of face I should make.
I've always been at the top.
Are you used to it?
If I do it four or more times,
I look like "runner's high" and put on a smile.
Next time, call me "women's high".
I can go higher than that.
They can see everything.
I want you to see many things.
Most of them are fake.
I'm sorry.
You're good at it.
You're overdoing it.
I bought a house recently.
I have that room.
I wanted to live with a woman.
But I got hurt again.
I don't have that room.
How old are you?
I'm 103 years old.
You're good at it.
Do you have a loan bank?
Where is it?
What bank?
I don't have a bank like that.
He is a hopeless entertainer.
We regret that we couldn't help you.
We've been ignored by girls.
I'm scared.
We ride bicycles around the house every day.
I'm sad.
I'm very angry.
I was called a genius.
You're a forbidden love.
I'm not a star yet.
I'm wearing a swimsuit string.
I'm scared.
Everyone, please laugh at him.
It's impossible.
He has a bad personality.
No! That's impossible!
That's impossible!
Stop it, Tomomi Morisaki and Niko Fujita.
This is an opportunity cost.
Dver releases limited works every week.
This is so funny.