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Round 1
It's time for "Round 1".
The topic for today is...
"Disgusting but funny entertainment show round 1".
So you guys just realized that it's that kind of topic, right?
Is that so?
I forgot to tell you.
That happens all the time.
What do you mean by that?
What do you mean by coming here?
On the contrary...
Side by side...
You came a lot.
It's like you're the next funny entertainer.
You came a lot.
So, Kijeda...
Yes?
Didn't you know what I was doing side by side?
No, no, no.
What's wrong? It's obvious you're being filmed.
I don't want to say it, but we're wearing the same clothes.
It's the same!
I think we're pretty similar.
It's the same!
It's the same?!
It's the same!
We're wearing red clothes, too!
Aren't you young Takeyama-san?
We're similar in parts, but...
Now, it's time for our partners to participate.
These three will introduce weird but funny episodes they researched...
And decide who will win the Grand Prix!
First...
We'll start with Kakaroni's "Kuritani."
"Kurijan," right?
It's characterized by a mix of narcissists and negatives.
I haven't had a girlfriend in 30 years since I was born.
What's "Kuritani's Weird but Funny Episode?"
We got it from our partner, Sugaya, the information provider.
When there is a cute female comedian like Miku Kawamura in the same dressing room,
she hates telling jokes in the dressing room.
The reason is that she wants to show that comedians who don't tell jokes but challenge themselves are cool.
In addition...
Today's joke is "I'm going to do a lot of ad-libs."
When she says "I'm Miku Kawamura," she likes to say "Kuritani's Weird but Funny Episode?"
She likes to say "Kuritani's Weird but Funny Episode?"
She wants to show that comedians who don't tell jokes are cool.
She is a comedian like that.
Do you know when you enter the dressing room and feel the air?
Oh, I don't think you will tell me jokes today.
I know.
It's obvious that she is talking about her own wealth to a male comedian near a female comedian.
It's obvious, isn't it?
Yes.
It's a very lame way of talking.
No matter how rich you are, you talk like that.
When I was a student, I ran 50 meters in 6 seconds.
It's obvious, isn't it?
What is it?
It's different.
Your legs are fast.
My legs are fast.
She likes to say that she used to be mischievous in the past.
Is that true?
Yes, I used to be mischievous.
You can't say that.
It's true.
A mischievous person can't say that she was mischievous in the past.
She wasn't mischievous in the past.
What did you do?
What kind of mischief did you do?
While playing Shonan no Junai Gumi, we played boxing and...
Biking? By car?
Was there anything else?
It's not even the second episode!
The second episode is also really famous!
It's not like you were in a gang, right?
Barely!
Barely?!
So you weren't in a gang?
What kind of position was that of someone who wasn't in a gang?
What Kuretani-san did at the time was...
In front of the convenience store, we all played Tamuro, right?
When the police came, we had to show our license plates.
But is it true that you were in a gang?
No!
Don't say it!
Why are you making that face?
You can't broadcast it for the rest of your life.
I can!
The police asked me and I just showed my license.
It's not a problem, right?
That's gross.
I don't approve of it.
It's gross.
I don't approve of it.
Next up, Nanamagari Morishita.
Wow, scary!
In 2016, he was chosen as the finalist of "King of Gangster".
What are you going to do?!
He was also active in the R-1 Grand Prix.
Will there be more interesting episodes than "King of Gangster"?
At that time...
Information provider, actress Sara Shiratori.
Actress?
She's cute!
She's pretty!
Why?
Why are you surprised like that?
She exchanged contact information with Morishita-san for a certain show.
When they were acting together, she thought he was a very interesting and wonderful person.
But when the four of them ate together,
Shiratori-san, you have a lot of moles on your face, don't you?
If you connect moles with lines, it looks like a constellation.
The photos you post on Instagram only show your right side of your face.
Today, I'm happy to see your left side of your face.
It's too delicate.
Also, please like the photos I post on Instagram.
It's gross, so please do it.
It's not gross at all.
He's clearly offended.
It's really gross.
It's a little gross.
The level is different, isn't it?
Do you look at Shiratori-san's Instagram that much?
Do you look at it?
Do you like it?
No, I only look at it a little bit.
Do you like it?
Yes, I like it.
Do you like it?
Are you serious? Wait a minute.
Do you want me not to like it?
He's really patient.
Don't like it. Don't like it.
Even if you like it, don't like it.
Don't like it from now on.
Oh, I'm sorry. I can't speak.
I know.
Wait a minute.
I can't speak like this.
What's wrong with you?
That's right.
The other day, I sent high-priced chocolates for my birthday as a LINE gift.
That's gross.
As a LINE gift?
As a LINE gift.
How much chocolates did you send?
About 5,000 yen.
That's expensive.
You worked hard.
On my birthday soon, I got a gift of 500 yen.
That's enough.
Don't say that.
It's like you only paid 500 yen.
It's not delicate.
It's not delicate and it's disgusting.
What is it?
That episode, too.
I'm chasing you.
That chocolate episode.
Morishita-san gave me a chocolate as a gift on my birthday.
I said I like chocolate.
He remembered me and I thought he was kind.
When I searched what kind of chocolate it was on the Internet,
and it said "love potion" on it.
Stop it!
Love potion?
Are you okay?
Did you send love potion?
Your love will prosper.
Stop it!
Love?
Is it like a confession?
You said "love potion" in a cool way!
You should say "love potion" too!
Don't say "love potion" in a cool way!
I did send love potion.
Why didn't you say it?
I found out about it later.
You know...
Stop it!
I'm sorry.
I don't think we can keep in touch.
Do you have a message for us?
Let's say goodbye.
Let's say goodbye in a cool way.
Thank you for letting me dream for a short while.
I don't know what you're talking about.
If you have any ideas for the future,
please let me know.
Please let me know.
Please contact me.
I got it.
Next, Mayurika and Nakata.
Mayurika and Nakata.
He looks creepy, too.
To be honest, we can't fight like this.
Don't fight in the same cage.
Don't you want to add more love potion?
Oh, it's in!
No one has chosen it yet.
What kind of creepy and interesting episode will it be?
Information provider's partner, Sakamoto.
Yes, Sakamoto-chan.
When Nakatani couldn't find what he was looking for in his own room,
a stick-shaped thing wrapped in wrap came out of his backpack.
When I asked him what it was, he said that it was a toothbrush of Motokano, which was broken more than five years ago.
What?!
You're a little...
You have a different hair color!
You can't stand up, but you're the strongest.
I'm not the strongest!
Stop it with your gross face!
I said, "Why do you have this?"
No, I can't throw it away.
You said it like it was a prank.
Do you need that age now?
I can feel it.
Do you sometimes rap out of tune?
Well, about once a year.
Why do you rap out of tune?
No, no...
If you don't rap out of tune, there's no point in talking.
Don't say "stop it"!
Stop it!
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
Do you polish it?
No, I don't polish it.
I just brush it with my nose.
Do you smell it?
Yes, I smell it.
Does it still smell like your old hair?
I sleep a lot now.
Rapping out of tune is amazing.
Stop it!
It just happened to be the only thing left of the person who broke up with me.
That's why it happened.
But if you broke up, you'd throw it all away.
No, if it's a love movie,
you'd have a necklace and a face,
but you just happened to have an item like a toothbrush.
You can have a necklace,
but you don't even use it.
So, if it's a necklace, I'd wear it.
I'd just brush it a little with a toothbrush.
If it's underwear?
I'd just wear it.
Stop it!
I don't know about that!
If you have it, you'd wear it, right?
I just thought I might wear it.
Have you ever put a toothbrush in your butt?
No, I only put a hairbrush in my butt.
What would you do if it was a toothbrush?
Would you put a toothbrush in your butt?
Would it go in?
Well, let's say the toothbrush is on the wall.
I'd take it like this.
I'd start with the toothbrush.
From the back?
From the toothbrush.
From the toothbrush?
I'd put it vertically like this.
Oh, it's in!
Of course it is!
What do you mean "of course it is"?
Normally, I'd put a hairbrush in my butt,
but I've never put a hairbrush in my butt.
A hairbrush?
Would it go in the other way?
I thought it'd go in the other way at the end,
but you put it in from the back.
The toothbrush went in first.
I put it in where it looked interesting first.
So, let's say it's on the wall.
Let's start with the picture.
The picture is thinner in the center.
It'd go in like this.
Oh, it's stuck! I'll hold it down a little!
Of course it is!
You can't say "of course it is!"
Of course it is!
You can't say "of course it is!"
Next, Kakaro and Kurita.
The information provider is Kaede Ito, who used to be a TV announcer.
When you first worked with Kurita, you mentioned you'd like to know how to set up and how to touch your bangs.
As you worked with Kurita, you mentioned you'd like to know how to set up and how to touch your bangs.
When we checked the bag, there were 3 red roses in it.
I've heard that roses have meaning depending on how many you give them to your partner.
So I looked it up and found out that "sambon" means "I love you".
All I can feel is fear.
You guys need to stop it!
Love potion and red rose!
Why did you say that all of a sudden?
When I first touched it, I fell in love with it.
It means "my god, you're going to touch it for me", right?
We were going to meet again next month.
So I thought that if I made it a little thicker, it would touch me again.
Just for that person, right?
But then, on stage, he told me how much he loved me.
Isn't love over as soon as you turn it into laughter?
No, it's not like that.
It's not like that!
Who cares about love potion?
I don't know about love potion!
I've never been in love before, so I don't know about love potion!
But I was able to change it into laughter.
I felt it, so I thought I had no choice but to take action.
So when we meet again next month, I'll give you a rose.
After that, you didn't do anything together?
We did do it a few times.
But the staff of the show told me not to tell you because you'll fall in love with it right away.
If you had a quarrel, you should have told me!
I didn't want to hurt you.
I was very angry, too.
Because of a quarrel...
It was just a quarrel.
It may be just a quarrel, but it's about love.
Love potion?
Uri-chan is crying.
Are you okay?
I'm sorry.
What's wrong with you?
I'm sorry.
I didn't want to provoke you.
What's wrong with you?
She's crying.
I think it's because you told me everything.
I'm sorry, Sugaya.
It's not good.
I decided to tell you because I thought it was over.
I was serious about telling you that I was going to pick you up.
But you just made your bangs look like hers and wandered around her.
Don't say it!
It's disgusting, but...
Do you think you can win against me in a quarrel?
I'm scared.
Don't make me angry!
Next...
Nanamagari.
Morishita.
Are you okay?
Information provider partner's first world.
Don't you want me to be your staff?
It smells good.
"Yonbamuri Gattai Special"!
It's here!
6 MCs will be participating in each show!
Which one should I drop first?
It's amazing.
The TV director is Biking for only one week.
It's my first time doing it.
Is it like this coming out of a peach?
Abe and Kuroha joined the nostalgic Meme Bakuin.
"Peach God, Sun God, Dream's Sixth Girl" has been realized!
When I look at it, I don't know why Atsushi-san is MCing now.
Creepy!
"Dano Manga" has reached one step!
A creepy but interesting episode from partners!
Creepy!
Morishita had a one-sided love for 10 years, but since he liked her too much,
he used Google Maps to find out how she was spending her time in her hometown,
and whether she went from her house to middle school through here,
or whether she had been to this store.
He's doing it with Google Maps now!
This is scary!
He's a college classmate.
Of course, he confessed his love to her,
but she said he was persistent and creepy.
She said that to you in person?
She said it to me in person.
So you couldn't approach her anymore.
So you decided to leave her.
But you still like her, don't you?
I still like her.
After graduating college, she came back to her family.
She had a rare name,
so I searched for it and searched a lot,
and I found a record of her competitions in the track and field club.
That's public data, right?
Of course it's public data!
It's public data!
Yes, it's public data.
So I thought, "She must be this girl,"
and I thought, "She must be shopping in this area,"
and when I missed her,
I imagined that she might be shopping in this area.
It's pure imagination.
It's not pure imagination!
It's scary!
No way!
I don't think a man who says he's creepy
would look at his past records!
She must be seeing him for the first time!
She must be shaking!
But she's married now.
She's doing a lot of research.
Maybe she wants Rohan's staff.
Their research ability.
Their research ability is amazing.
It's hard for you two to say "scary", isn't it?
That's right.
You're strong and straight.
I'm a little scared of you.
I'm scared of you, but I'm scared of you.
Please say "scary".
You want to say "scary", don't you?
Mayurika and Nakatani.
Information provider Aikata Sakamoto.
He's the only one.
While they didn't have money, they decided to go to a rich family with Nakatani.
Nakatani only had 10,000 yen in his wallet.
They looked for a shop.
Finally, they found a shop with 10,000 yen in their wallet.
They wanted to go to the shop quickly, but Nakatani started to call them.
They asked them "Who are you calling at this time?"
Nakatani said, "I want to put a chikubi-nabe option on my watch, so please give me 1,000 yen."
Don't be shooked.
You shouldn't say "option" when you are in a place like this.
Why did you say you'd give me 1,000 yen?
Didn't you say you'd give me only 1,000 yen?
You said it honestly.
Of course, I can't say it honestly.
You couldn't say it?
If you're a man, you should know.
There's no way I know.
I can't tell my dad, "Hey, you've got a bad neck."
What did you say?
It's awkward to say this,
but when I told my dad,
he took care of all my salary.
He took care of it.
There was a period when he only gave me what I needed.
No, it's not like that.
I spent all my money on pachinko and other things.
I didn't pay rent or anything like that.
When my dad got mad and took care of my salary,
he took care of it first.
He gave me 1,000 yen per day,
and 500 yen per day every day.
That's how he took care of me.
It's not like that.
You're trying to be cool.
One day, I called my dad and said,
It's my day off, but I only have 500 yen.
No, it's not like that.
Of course it is!
It's not like you promised me.
So you called your dad a lot to get those 1,000 yen and 500 yen.
That's right.
Maybe you wanted those 1,000 yen early.
That's right.
I reduced my hunger and adjusted it so that he wouldn't look down on me.
That must have been pretty good.
It was pretty good.
But it was really gross, wasn't it?
It was really gross.
Next and last.
"Seven-turned-forest".
You are a police officer!
But you look like a police officer.
"Seven-turned-forest".
This is the first line of our partner who provided us with information.
"Morishita", who found out that we have similar faces and voices,
"sukina koto", who found a sexy actress with similar skeleton and closed her eyes and listened to the audio of that music video.
You really did it!
You are perfect!
All we have to do is wait for the news!
Can you track us with your skeleton?
I don't know anything like that!
You know, there are people who have similar faces and voices.
I looked up samples of people with similar faces and voices and found out that we have similar skeletons.
I remember you because you are a person I like.
I looked up samples of people with similar faces and voices and found out that we have similar skeletons.
You don't know the correct answer!
You haven't heard of anyone with similar voices and voices, have you?
You can imagine it, can't you?
I prepared two iPads and an iPhone.
I listened to the voice of that girl and looked at her photos and maps.
You are so mean!
What do you mean by "mean"?
You are a police officer!
I'm not committing a crime!
You are just following the footsteps of a criminal!
It's not like that!
I heard this from "Morishita", too.
It's not like that!
There was a time when I was addicted to looking at my classmate's girlfriend.
There was a reunion after a long time, but it didn't feel nostalgic at all.
Because I watch it a lot.
It's really gross!
This is a sudden victory for Morishita.
Morishita-san, you know...
Everyone is different.
There's a lot of fear.
Everyone is gross, but the winner is Morishita!
He's strong!
Shuntan and Kawaii-ko-chan will be playing.
With an oppa comedian as a backer, Iwapura will play with Oswald and his little brother.
I won't do it because it'll make me even more lonely!
And the members will have a secret love talk!
What kind of conversation do you have with your husband?
I don't care!
You're so strict!
I'm going to beat you up!
And there will be a lot of violent characters!
When I'm sick, I eat a lot of sweets!
And "Terasa" is also broadcasting the previous episode of "Onnan Kakutsuke"!
"Terasa" is broadcasting the previous episode of "Onnan Kakutsuke"!