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If and When I Apologize
This is already the second episode of "If and When I Apologize".
You are so kind.
To all of you who always give us your opinions.
A professional of apologizing.
Kano-san, it is a good project to do it once and make up your mind.
It is a great project and all entertainers should do it.
All entertainers should do it.
What do you think of these members?
No, no, no.
Who is the one in the back?
Ken!
I am Mishima, not Suehiro.
You are Mishima-san!
I am Mishima.
You are wearing a different costume.
I am not wearing a costume.
Kusanagi-san.
Yes.
It is rare for you to wear a tie.
That's right.
Do you have an atmosphere like a fat elephant?
Do you have an atmosphere like that?
I am really sorry about that.
All of you will receive an apology letter with your own settings.
We will give you points from the beginning to the end.
We will also give you questions from reporters.
At first, Mr. Komiya, here is your apology.
Actually, you were cheating with three women at the same time.
Mr. Komiya, who just got married this year,
apologizes for cheating with three women at the same time.
This is terrible.
Was this Mr. Kano's six-legged?
Well, according to the article I saw, there were eight.
To be precise?
To be precise, I really don't know.
You don't know, do you?
But I'm familiar with it and I've seen the apology meeting.
So, every day before the meeting and the day before that,
we talked on the phone.
On the contrary, did you give him advice?
I really said it at the time.
You can't lie.
To be honest, you should have arranged it all in advance.
Then, no matter what question you ask me, Mr. Komiya...
Of course, of course, it's okay.
Mr. Komiya, who is self-confident,
has no response to the heavy theme of cheating.
Mr. Shiroo Komiya's apology meeting starts now.
First of all, the first apology from the entrance.
Oh, it's long.
Oh, is it a little long?
Thank you for taking the time for me on this trip.
Do you have anything you want to ask me?
Excuse me.
It's fast.
He doesn't explain it.
He doesn't apologize there.
You talk a little more, don't you?
He feels uneasy from getting on, but continues to apologize.
What kind of apology meeting is it this time?
Well...
Even though I was married...
I pretended to be married.
What's more, I have three legs.
You always say you have three legs.
I don't say "legs" that much.
I'd like to apologize to everyone involved.
I'm really sorry.
He's nervous.
You just got married. Why did you do it?
Why did you do it?
I wasn't popular for a long time.
When I joined the entertainment world, I started appearing on TV.
Well, I've been on TV a lot.
What? You were about to cry.
What?
I was about to cry.
I've had more chances to be watched.
I've started to get popular.
He's got elbows.
His posture is not good.
Apart from your wife, you were with three women at the same time.
Why were you with three women at the same time?
Apart from your wife, you were with three women at the same time.
Why were you with three women at the same time?
I was close with my wife.
We have similar personalities.
We spent a lot of time together at night.
We have similar interests.
We have similar personalities.
I've tried things that my wife hasn't tried.
What do you mean?
I've tried things that my wife hasn't tried.
That's not good.
We don't want to know what you've done.
We want to know what you're apologizing for.
Why do you want to know what we've done?
What we've done...
I should have been with one woman.
What do you mean?
I should have been with one woman.
What does it mean?
Even though they are always together, there is such an unpleasant question.
What does a woman mean to you?
That's an unpleasant question.
Of course, I can't compare myself with her, but...
You can't!
She is the best!
What?
If she were the best, she wouldn't have had to associate with others, would she?
Well, only one woman can choose this country, so...
What do you mean "this country"?
It's like "if only the country were different".
Does it mean that the country is bad?
The country is not bad!
The country is not bad.
Men, if the marriage system of the country is different...
If the marriage system of the country is different...
Do you intend to have multiple wives?
That's a bad question.
Well, yes.
Yes!
Is Komiya-san bad or is the country system bad?
Well, both of them are bad.
Both of them are bad.
This is not good.
This is not good at all.
It didn't look like this at all for those who are reflecting.
How do the experienced people perceive it?
Well, we have returned to the professional people.
Thank you for your hard work.
Thank you.
Your face is crumpled up.
That's right.
It looked like you were losing your calmness.
I said I was number one.
You said it.
I said it.
I thought it was bad.
I was nervous when I was on the show.
I said I was number one and my brain was blank.
I thought it was over.
Now, judges, please announce the score.
Please.
Out of 100, 6 points and 12 points.
Wow, that's terrible.
- Really? - Eh, totally!
- Because he hasn't apologized himself once. - Well, there's nothing to apologize for.
- Before you sit down, you apologize properly and say "I'm sorry about this."
- Then you should sit down. - Ah, I see.
- Yes, yes, first of all... - Eh, that's right.
- It's not possible for him to do the simplest of things.
- Like having a bad attitude. - Yes, that's right.
- Bad attitude. - Bad attitude.
- If that's the case, he shouldn't have done it.
- He shouldn't have done it. - He shouldn't have done it.
- No matter how much he's beaten up, he shouldn't have done it.
- Yes, that's right.
- Actually, when you talk about the country's system like that, what do you mean?
- No, I think he's already at the bottom of hell.
- Before that, he said "number one" or something like that.
- I think he's already at the bottom of hell. - That's right, isn't it?
- Next up is Kusanagi-san. - Yes.
- Ah, I'm in pain. - Ah, I'm in pain.
- Here is Kusanagi-san's apology. - Yes.
- What could it be?
- "The room was so dirty that I touched it all over."
- Ah, dirty. - Ah, dirty.
- He kept collecting garbage at home and when he went around,
- he was complained about by 10 people in recent years.
- He apologizes to everyone in the world.
- It's true that he lived in a garbage house all the time.
- He lived there all the time. - Yes.
- Yes.
- So, you can feel it realistically. - Yes.
- It's painful and I'm sweating weird.
- It's bad, it's bad. - I'm not getting any courage.
- It's practice, you know? - It's okay.
- With a realistic setting of a round of fuss, what kind of response will Kusanagi have?
- Kusanagi's apology response. Start!
- It's good.
- You know...
- He has an atmosphere. - Yes.
- He has a sense of reflection. - You don't look like you're apologizing!
- This time, because of the garbage I threw out...
I caused a lot of trouble for many people, and I'm really sorry!
- He clearly clarified what he was apologizing for. - Yeah, he was listening to what I was saying.
- Ah, he sat down without saying anything. - Oh...
- In the first place, why did this happen? - In the first place, why did this happen?
- It's difficult, isn't it? You're suddenly telling me. - Well... I...
I'm really bad at...
- ...throwing out garbage. - What kind of garbage did you mainly throw out?
What kind of garbage did you mainly throw out?
- Mainly... - There's also a cutting element.
- What kind of new project is this? - I threw out a lot of garbage.
Anyway, I lived in a loft. I thought the first floor was a big garbage bin, so I threw out everything I ate there.
- In the first place, it should have been a deposit contract, but didn't you think it was bad for you? - Yeah.
- In the first place, it should have been a deposit contract, but didn't you think it was bad for you? - How about this?
- It takes time, doesn't it? - Hang in there! Hang in there! Hang in there! Hang in there!
- You didn't throw it out, did you? - No, I didn't.
- Sometimes I see your face flickering. - Hang in there! Hang in there! Hang in there! Come back!
- Well... I think it's my weakness. - If you're weak, why do you throw out garbage?
- That's harsh!
Don't give up! Don't give up!
- Don't! - Come back! - Get over it!
- If you can...
- Don't give up! - You can do it!
- That's why... - That's scary!
- That's harsh! That's definitely harsh!
- It's a pain in the ass to throw it out...
- Putting it in a bag, tying it up...
- Taking it to the garbage dump...
- I don't know what you're talking about! - It's a pain in the ass!
- Has it been improved now?
- Right now, we're separating and throwing it away.
- Even though you didn't notice it when there was a commotion,
- do you realize it now?
- Even though you didn't notice it when there was a commotion,
- do you realize it now? - That's harsh!
- Do you realize it now?
- That's harsh! - Don't give up!
- Get over it! - If you can...
- Don't give up! - You can do it!
- It's not good! - You can do it!
- Don't be so serious! - Don't make that face!
- That's right!
- This is how you deal with it, right? - I'm sick of it!
- You're mad at me, aren't you?
- It's too hard for you. - I shouldn't have made you do such a difficult job.
- He's checking it for me. - He's thinking of a reason.
- Next up is a man. He's got wrinkles on his forehead right now.
- I think it was a nuisance for people in the same neighborhood as you, but what do you think about that?
- He's got wrinkles on his forehead, but I have the same unpleasant feeling. - Oh no, oh no.
- He's starting to get sick of it. - Oh no, oh no!
- I think it's bad for people in the neighborhood. - This is a little...
- I think it's bad for people in the neighborhood. - You okay? You're having trouble catching your breath.
- You can feel the unpleasant feeling, right? - I can feel the unpleasant feeling, right?
- It stinks and you hate it. - It stinks and you hate it.
- Every day, I walk through there and go everywhere and I get ignored by the neighbors
- who want me to clean up and improve, right?
- Please come here. - And because of the government's intervention...
- Because of the government's intervention... - Oh no!
- It finally started moving, right? - It finally started moving, right?
- How do you think of your neighbors' feelings? - How do you think of your neighbors' feelings?
- Good luck! - Kusaragi-kun!
- You can't smell it. - Good luck!
I really didn't realize that the smell was spreading so widely.
- You probably won't realize it in the future, right? - You probably won't realize it in the future, right?
- You'll have to prove it. - Yeah, in the future too. - Yeah.
- Huh? - He said something bad. - What did I say? - He said something bad. - He gave up, didn't he? - Yeah. - He gave up.
- He gave up, so the meeting is over. - It depends on the character. - I can feel that he's sorry and that he's reflecting on himself.
- Run! - I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
- I'm sorry! - How do you feel now that you've apologized? - It was difficult and painful. - It was painful.
- You had to apologize in the middle of the show, right? Like "what were you doing?" - Thank you.
- You had to use your brain, which has nothing to do with apologizing. - Yeah. - Were you mad at this show in the middle of the show? - No way!
- You didn't do anything wrong, did you? - I didn't do anything wrong!
- You did it like that. - It's because you practiced. - How did you two see it? Please show us!
- 41 and 51 points. - That's good. - Ryo-san, 51 points. - I did feel like I should apologize.
- But in the middle of the show, I felt like "oh, I should apologize" several times.
- I don't think there are many people in Japan who watch all the press conferences.
- The next day, everyone knows about it in the newspaper or on the internet.
But you don't reflect on it.
You don't reflect on the article or the photo.
That's how it is.
Do you think so?
For now, it's confirmed.
But if you haven't done anything, you're being told now, right?
For now, it's confirmed.
For now, it's not confirmed.
Sometimes you have to confirm it.
The story continues.
There is a problem with the expression and this score.
Next, MISHIMA.
Yes.
Here is the apology statement for MISHIMA.
In an idol show, you used sexual harassment in an old- fashioned way.
In an idol show where MISHIMA appeared as a guest,
you had an argument with an idol for the first time.
You used sexual harassment in an old-fashioned way.
We apologize for that.
This is not good.
Sexual harassment...
Shouldn't you practice facial expressions?
I am sorry.
We apologize for that.
He is trying to make us laugh.
It's a big problem.
If you say like that,
we will all look weird.
If you say like that...
Please show us in real life.
August 23rd, 2 hours special on Goldenn.
A surprise for famous finalists.
Mr. Futabuchi is the coolest.
India's Futabuchi and Nagon Miyuki go on a date for the 3rd time.
I like this song.
Mob Rider Kobushige plays a role of prince in a fake TV show.
On October 2nd, a super chaotic prank show.
At 8pm on the 23rd.
Sexual harassment is a hot topic, but will Mishima be okay?
Will my face be okay?
Pay attention to your face.
This time, I apologize for sexual harassment by an idol.
Look at his face.
He overcame it.
He fixed it.
I'm sorry about that.
Again?
I'm sorry about that.
His face changed.
It's different from his first face.
Why did you say that?
I thought it was a variety show joke.
What makes you laugh when you hear an idol's first impression?
It depends on what I hear.
How did you apologize to the idol?
That's what you said.
Hey, you're making it up.
Making up?
That's what I said.
It's like "Hanzawa"
It's like "Sunday Night Theater"
I said some weird questions
in lyrics.
You're doing it like "Hanzawa", aren't you?
I'm sorry about that.
It's starting to look like "Hanzawa".
Hey, you're making it up.
It's not good.
I heard about it for the first time.
It's coming all the way.
You heard about it for the first time.
You're making it up.
You tried to satisfy your desire.
The angle is...
A little.
A little?
What's that?
"A little".
It's a drama.
You heard about it for the first time.
Can you satisfy it?
You heard about it for the first time.
Can you satisfy it?
No.
It's not good.
You're giving up.
I don't like it.
You're giving up.
How will you improve it in the future?
I won't use...
You almost used ancient words.
I won't work with idol singers anymore.
It's not like that.
Excuse me.
If you work with idol singers again,
you may say sexual things again.
You may say sexual things again.
Do you have concerns about it?
No.
You have to control it yourself.
You have to suppress it yourself.
I think it's what an adult man should do.
How will it be improved in the future?
In order not to have such desires,
I will suppress it myself if I feel uneasy.
What does "sekuhara" mean in ancient words?
Is it "sekuhara"?
It's a new move, isn't it?
There is such a thing.
There is, isn't it?
Which move is it?
Color correction.
That's right.
The meeting is over.
It looks like a movie trailer.
Is it "the movie"?
Apology, "the movie".
This is difficult.
The picture is powerful.
Oh, it's coming.
I'm sorry.
How was it, Mr. Mishima?
At the beginning of my face,
everything turned white.
Your first face was good.
That's right.
When you sat down and raised your head again,
you had a strange face.
What kind of system is it?
A sharp face.
I think it's a sharp system.
How will the judges evaluate it?
Suihiro Garruz and Mishima's apology review.
The score is...
Let's see it together!
- What is it? - Tadam!
- Oh my! - 31.40 points.
- What?! - It's a bit low.
- It's the last one and you can't beat it! - No way!
Including your face and your face mask,
you look like you're trying to do this and that.
Rather than apologizing, you look like you're trying to take off your mask and put it down.
- It looks unnatural, right? - It looks unnatural.
How about that?
- No, it's exactly like that. - It's exactly like that?
It's like you're really looking at me like that.
- Ah, you made it up too much. - That's right.
- It means you're acting, right? - I did act.
- It's like you're in the world of Naoki Hanzawa. - Ah, I see.
- "I'm sorry!" - It looked like you were there.
- Ah...
When it comes to harassment,
it's either about female idols or their fans,
or how you're going to deal with it in the future, or if you're really sorry about it.
In the end, you couldn't do anything about it.
- That's right. - Ah, I see.
- You don't care about it. - I didn't say anything about it in the first place.
- You said you wouldn't work with idols. - That's right.
- That's wrong. - That's right.
I thought, "Ah, I made a mistake."
Is there a sense of apology that you made a mistake?
It's like, "You're slippery."
- No, it's not like that. - It's not like that.
- Was there a point where you felt sorry for them? - Yes, there was something like that.
It's like, they come up to me and say, "Wait a minute."
- So you're unconscious? - I'm unconscious about the point.
I have a point, too.
There's a reporter in front of me and a reporter next to me.
There's a gun microphone below me.
I know that there's only a place for my eyes to escape.
- You want to rest your eyes and look up at the mountain. - That's right.
- That's a point. - But...
- All three of you are no longer entertainers. - It's strange.
- It's fun. - Why is that? Do you fight?
No, I'm thinking about what I'm going to do from now on.
- Are you okay? - I'm not doing anything.
- You're not doing anything. - I thought you were still with me.
I thought you all wanted to talk to the entertainers.
If you didn't have a YouTube channel, you wouldn't be like this.
Next week, Tsuda and Kubota, who were fighting seriously, get back together.
- You're already here. - Get out of here!
It's supposed to be a complete breakup at a location just for the two of them.
And then, three years later...
- That's why I hate you! - Get out of here!
I'm going to go crazy.
And Kubota's confession in Amagasaki...
- What is it? - I'm excited because I'm in front of someone I like.
- Then think about it! - Why did you push me into a corner like that, you idiot?!
Check out "Terasa" for why the two of them have become like this.