AISubs v3.7
Ultimate love simulation, double bucket!
Rules are, if you like someone, you choose her. If you don't like her, you leave her.
It's like a survival feeling couple.
There are a lot of girls, but there are only one boy.
So, there will be only one boy left on earth.
On the first stage,
Shima-san sent Irokura's...
Close the mansion!
This is Shima-san!
It suits you!
This is embarrassing.
But...
No!
Irokura sent Irokura's "Close the mansion!"
It's me! It's me!
It's Yoshiko!
But...
What are you doing?
It's Yoshiko!
If you like girls, you can choose anyone.
Why do you say like that?
Who do you dislike the most?
I dislike you the most!
Yoshiko's second attack didn't work.
So, at the end of the second stage, there will be only one couple left on earth.
What kind of couple will be born from here?
The third stage!
First, Miyuki-chan.
Then, Iwakura.
Then, Ueda.
The three of you are of the same type.
Now, this person is bringing their feelings!
Wow!
What's up with you?
It can't be helped!
I'm here!
Are you annoying?
I'm always here!
That's amazing!
From the three of you, Ueda-san!
I've always liked you a lot.
I've always wondered why you went to Yoshiko-san's nursery school.
I see!
The more I went to Yoshiko-san's nursery school,
in my heart, I couldn't stop going to Yoshiko-san's nursery school.
You couldn't stop!
You wanted to chase after her, didn't you?
I've always wanted to go to Yoshiko-san's nursery school.
Ueda-san!
And, Miyuki-chan!
That's right.
I've thought about ranking them in advance.
But, to be honest, Yoshiko-san was my favorite.
What?!
She wasn't my type at all.
Her smile smelled like lies.
The second time I went to Yoshiko's place, I felt like I was being played with.
That was when Yoshiko showed up at the mansion. The man sitting next to her was...
I thought it was me halfway through, and I had a bit of a pale face.
That's embarrassing!
It's embarrassing!
It's embarrassing to think about it!
When I heard "tuntuntun" and "tuntuntun" around here, I felt like my heart was pounding.
When I went to Yoshiko's place, I suddenly fell in love with him.
You fell in love with him?
That's right. The first and second times, I chose someone else.
He's really playful.
I didn't mean it like that.
It's because you like him.
What are you saying, Yoshiko?
He's like that, too.
He's like that.
You know that, don't you, Yoshiko?
What do you know?
You've said it twice.
Iwakura-san.
As I thought...
Thank you, Iwakura-san.
I like Yashiki-san.
I thought I would love Yashiki-san for the rest of my life, but...
You love him that much?
I'm more confident in loving him than someone like him.
Ometsu-san, aren't you saying it too much?
It's a strong love, isn't it?
It's tough, isn't it?
Three of you have given us a strong love, but...
Will you become a couple?
Which one will it be?
This is...
This will work, won't it?
I'm really sorry.
Miyuki-chan, Iwakura-san, Yashiki will shake your hands.
That means...
Yashiki-san...
I'm really sorry, everyone.
Now...
Yashiki will shake your hands.
Who do you have feelings for?
I've seen it many times.
You've said it once, haven't you?
I'm sorry.
It's already reaching you, isn't it, Yashiki-kun?
My feelings...
You're scared of me, aren't you?
Stop it, Yashiki-san.
It's the third time.
It's the third time he's said it.
It's not a variety show anymore.
I see.
He's been saying it so many times.
It's true. I'm scared of him.
I'm scared of you.
You can say it or not.
I'm really scared of you.
You can say it or not.
Stop it!
I'm scared of you!
You can say it or not.
Don't say it in anger!
Now...
Will they become a couple?
This is crazy!
You've said it once, haven't you?
Amazing!
Scary!
What's this?
This way, please!
I'm glad you changed your mind, Yasushi-san.
From the middle of it, when you said you'd propose 101st time, I got excited.
I got excited.
I told you my feelings and you finally turned around.
You can't be free like this, can you?
No.
What's this?
I've been playing with you since you caught me.
I've been playing with you.
Then, let's go to the couple seats.
Congratulations!
You can't hold hands.
You're so messed up!
It's quite easy for you to lose at this game, isn't it?
That's right.
You chose such a young and popular woman's mansion.
That's what I said.
You picked such a young woman's mansion.
That's what I said.
What's wrong with you?
That's right.
Yes, I like girls the most.
I'm happy.
Yashiki is weird too.
The third round ends here.
It's 5-4 now.
Next is the fourth stage.
First is Tabuchi.
Yes!
Here he is, Tabuchi.
Thank you very much!
Tabuchi has chosen Arakawa for the first round.
He's handsome, Arakawa!
He's popular!
But...
Who will Tabuchi choose?
Miyuki-chan?!
I went too far.
Why did you choose Miyuki-chan?
I've been lying to myself.
We're close in private.
We drink together a lot.
We drink at home, too.
She's a really fun person.
She has this kind of personality.
Her way of dealing with people and her mannerisms...
There's that side of her, too.
Also!
When I say "male entertainer,"
Who do you like?
She always says my name.
I'm sorry, Miyuki.
I finally realized it.
I went too far.
This is my second time, but I'm sorry!
You're serious!
I'm really sorry!
You're not being honest with yourself.
I don't know if I'm being honest or not.
Nice clinch!
It's a straight clinch!
That's a clinch!
It's an attack!
A clinch is an attack!
Will they become a couple?
Thank you!
Thank you for waiting.
I'm sorry.
It's a straight clinch!
It's a clinch!
This is amazing!
Your feelings have reached her!
I'm sorry!
I chose Tabuchi!
I'm glad!
Is that so? Every time you refused, you said his name.
Yes, I thought I had kept you waiting too long.
I was moved by Yashiki-san for the third time.
But for the first and second time, it was always Tabuchi-san.
Oh, is that so?
Yes, it wasn't "among us" or anything like that. I really liked him.
I'm sorry for keeping you waiting too long!
It's fine!
It really suits you!
I'm happy! I'm glad you like it!
Actually, for the first time, I wasn't afraid of choosing Miyuki as number one.
I didn't say I was going to protect myself.
But if you chose Arakawa-chan because of that...
I've always had a bad feeling about it.
I'm really sorry!
Arakawa also said "I'm really sorry!"
It's a different kind of "I'm really sorry!"
That's right!
She said she liked you that much.
I knew Miyuki-san had been talking about you for a long time.
I thought, "Don't push me for real!"
"Why would I push you?" I knew it!
That's not it!
Miyuki-san, you're a man!
I really liked it!
It really worked!
Let's go to the couple seats!
I'm happy!
Let's go!
Let's go, Miyuki!
Let's go!
Next, Kubota!
Let's go!
Who do you have feelings for?
Kubota!
Kubota has been challenging Ueda for a long time.
Oh!
Ueda!
Ueda-san!
I see.
You've changed.
Yes.
I know it's too late for me to say this, but...
I've been feeling uneasy for a long time.
What?!
Uneasy...
Really?!
Uneasy...
What happened?
I've never met someone like Ueda-san.
I was wondering what would happen.
I wanted to go to Almaget right away.
What are you talking about?!
Almaget?!
Let's see.
Will they become a couple?
Looks like it.
No!
If you eat it, you will be swallowed.
No!
What's not enough?
But, when I said I was nauseous, I was also a little wet.
It's good.
It's not good.
It's good.
It's good, but...
Who said it's good?
It's good, but...
Next, Shimasa, and Hirai.
Also, Nakata.
Three of you?
What's this?
Wow!
Who is it?
Who do you have feelings for?
Wow!
You're popular!
This is it!
What's going on?
From the three of you...
Wait a minute!
What?
What did you do?
Shave!
Don't say "shave"!
What are you doing?
Who said "shave" so simply?!
Don't say weird things, shave!
Express it with colors!
Shave is always like that!
Who said "shave" so simply?!
Shave is always like that!
Shave!
Shave is not compatible!
Come down!
Is your face all shaved?!
Shave it off!
You're throwing away the script!
You lost because of "shave"!
Wait a minute!
It's not like that!
It's not like that at all!
Wait a minute?!
What are the results of the three of you's adventure around Elf Arakawa?!
Elf Arakawa wins!
- You too, Arakawa-chan? - Wow!
- Really? - Yes! I've always liked you!
- Yuppie! - Yuppie!
- I'm so happy! - Wow!
- I'm so happy! - It's an unexpected couple. - Yes.
- But it's really Yuppie. - What are you saying?
- I'm not saying it! - Yay!
- You're lying! - You're lying!
- I hate you!
- You've been skinny for a year! - More?
- Yuppie! - Yuppie!
- Yay! - Yay!
- Now, in front of the couple sheet... - I'm so happy!
- I'm so happy!
- Yuppie! - Yuppie!
- Yuppie!
- Cute!
- Now, these five people are left. The fourth stage is over.
- Oh, Iwakura is left.
- Well, I... To be honest...
- When I got this job...
- I thought it was out of place.
- Looking at the members! - Looking at the members!
- I thought it was on fire! - I thought it was on fire!
- I thought, "If I'm out of place, what should I say?"
- It was really tough! - It was tough!
- It was really tough! - It was really tough!
- Yawakura is left and is left alone!
- Let's do our best!
- Ueno and Inokari are left!
- The fifth stage! Will each five people stay?
Oh, three men, all of you!
This is terrible!
Wait a minute!
Who on earth did you three choose?
This is not good!
You should have lived alone!
With this star!
You should have lived alone!
Why did you go ahead and live alone?
Why did you create a new life?
He wants you to live alone!
You want me to live alone?
Why did you go ahead and live alone?!
You want me to go ahead and live alone?!
I want you to go ahead and live alone!
What are you talking about?
You still have a chance.
The three of you went to Iwakura and Nakata.
Iwakura is about ten years apart from Iwakura and Nakata.
In the dressing room, it's easy for us to have a frank conversation.
If I stay in Iwakura, people will come from Osaka to put things in my ass.
I see.
I want to go home with a lot of money.
I see.
Next, Kubota.
Near her house, there is a stone-shaped temple.
In Miyazaki?
Yes, in Miyazaki.
When I think about marriage, I hope she understands me.
What are you talking about?
Shimasa, you went back to Iwakura.
There were a lot of things and I was able to go back and "kozashite" again.
What? Go back and what?
I was able to go back and "kozashite" again.
"Kozashite" is Japanese?
What is "kozashite"?
The way you spoke earlier was cute too.
I thought I was number one.
Your honesty was cute too.
So I went back and "kozashite" again.
You pushed him into his room.
The three of you were pushed into a rock.
Will it be a couple's victory?
Who will it be?
Huh?
It's a woman!
It's heavy.
Because...
There are only two people left.
She likes Yashiki.
It's a very heavy song.
At first, it was Yashiki.
Let's listen to various songs.
This way, please.
That's where it is.
There is also something like "Iwakura no Go-san".
I really like Yashiki-san all the time.
What is it really?
Well, I like it.
As a senpai, I like it.
But I like it so much that I can't say it to Yashiki-san.
Until now, there has been a person I love called Yashiki-san.
You only talk about your feelings for Yashiki-san.
The more you say it, the more Yoshiko-san will be happy.
Shall we trade sometimes?
Let's do it!
Let's have a couple seat.
Thank you.
This is how you get along.
Right?
Kubota-san.
There are only three of us now.
It's good. It's attractive.
It really feels like "Asagata no Aisekiya".
That's right.
Is Kubota alone or Nakatani?
Finally, it's the last stage!
Now, Kubota and Nakatani.
Who do you have feelings for?
Who is it?
It's here!
Oda-kun and Ueda-kun!
I'm sorry!
This is the only one!
Two men have said it.
Nakatani-san.
Yes.
I haven't talked much with Ueda-kun.
However, I have a lot of things I want to know about you.
No matter what you bring me, I will be happy to ask you.
I will make you happy.
Now, Kubota-san.
Everyone has their own feelings.
Someone might say that I look like someone else.
To be honest, I can only see it in you.
What do you mean?
Your hair and your face.
Anything else?
I'm also thinking of getting married.
I want to have a safe baby.
I see.
Anything else?
What are you doing?
I'm sorry.
I want you to say something.
What were you doing alone?
I came alone!
Stop it!
Why did you come alone?
I came alone!
Will they become a couple?
Kubotaka.
Nakata.
Will they become a couple?
Kubotaka.
Nakata.
They became a couple!
What a future!
You surprised me!
Let's ask Ms. Ueda. Please come this way.
Naikinmochi!
Damn it!
I knew it!
Damn it!
I knew it!
Damn it!
Now, Ms. Ueda, why did you choose Kubota-san?
Ever since you told me I was weak, I've been wet all the time.
Don't say that!
It can't be helped.
I know, but let's talk about it together.
That's nice.
Why don't we do something we'll never forget?
With pleasure.
Me too.
What's with this happening bar?
Don't say anything realistic.
We'll be exploited.
We won't be exploited!
It's a good thing we didn't do it that day.
We just didn't happen to be there.
Let's have a couple seat.
Finally!
Thank you!
That's great!
So, the last person left on this earth will be Nakatani!
Who's left?
Nakatani.
After 6 hours of walking back and forth, I've only come to put things in my butt.
I heard you could become a couple.
Here's a sad announcement.
What?!
Nakatani, you're not wearing an arrow today.
What?!
Poor thing!
A badge?
You can't do that!
Can you put an arrow in your butt?
I can put an arrow in my butt.
Can you put it in and take it out?
I'll give it a try.
I'll do it from above.
That's dangerous.
It hurts.
I can breathe.
It's long.
I can breathe.
I can breathe, but I'll go back.
I can go back, but...
One, two...
I'm out.
You're out?
What are you doing?
You're out of the game.
You only do torture.
I wanted to do a gamble, but...
Don't come back.
Call me again.
Call me again for sure.
I'll definitely retire.
I'm sorry.
Is he a new plan?
Is he trying to force himself on veteran gamers?
Are you okay?
Who's asking you?
You'll know soon enough.
Stop it.
Will he be able to cover himself up with a darts?
If he fails, he'll have to pay for it.
I'm really sorry.
Will he make an apology?
No, it's a mushroom.
I don't know what's going on.
Before that, let's see how veteran gamers react.