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London Hearts Presents. A new work exclusive to APEMA is...
I want to be hugged just once because of my handsome face.
Kingdom Project.
Choose your favorite entertainer from among the sexy actresses you've chosen.
I like AV more than lassei.
Don't worry, you'll win.
I'll do my best to fulfill the mission of a popular person you usually care about.
However...
I can't stand being an entertainer who's not very popular.
From an erotic expert to a hardcore entertainer...
Sexy Actresses Choose Their Favorite Entertainer Grand Prix!
It's like a dream!
This time, we have a special program for the 6th anniversary of ABEMA,
where men have worked with sexy actresses before,
and we have a lot of strong opinions that we can't share with the public.
Everyone, please look forward to it.
And this time, a total of 84 sexy actresses have cooperated in the survey.
They are...
So cute!
There's Yuma-chan, too!
There she is!
Oh, there she is! Is she famous?
There she is!
So cute!
Everyone is so cute!
Is Maria Yume in it, or is Maria Yume in it?
Maria Yume...
Maria Yume isn't in it, is she?
She's not in it right now, is she?
Mr. Toyomaru! Mr. Toyomaru is in it!
Mr. Toyomaru and I were in it when we were in high school!
It's too old!
Mr. Toyomaru isn't in it!
He was in it about 30 years ago!
Mr. Toyomaru isn't in it!
Now, there are some married men in it,
but we'd like you to rank them based on whether or not they're single.
It doesn't matter, right? Since you're married.
No, it does matter.
Yuma is the most relevant.
It doesn't matter, right? Since you're married.
Yuma is the most relevant.
It doesn't matter, right?
Being an actor is just playing around!
It's not like that!
Being an actor is just playing around!
You're in it, right? You're in the agency, right?
He's the most relevant!
He's the one who's playing around!
Now, you're in first place!
Yes!
You won the R-1 and your fan base is expanding,
so you can expect good rankings!
Yes, that's right!
I'm really confident right now!
Oh, you're confident!
Right now, I'm probably in first place...
Look at his eyes!
Yes, I think I can win today!
You brought your trophy with you today!
Yes, this is it!
You don't carry it around much!
You always have it with you, right?
I'll have it with me until next year!
You're a Tom Brown!
Are you confident in being a Tom Brown?
To be honest, I am!
I won the TENGA One Grand Prix hosted by TENGA!
Really?!
So you're getting a lot of attention!
That's right! I'm sure you know my name!
That's right!
TENGA's normal TENGA...
Tadatada Tsundeku...
I'm the most Tsundeku!
You're just Tsundeku!
You're the highest Tsundeku!
No, I'm the seventh Tsundeku!
You're the seventh TENGA!
The seventh TENGA is pretty good!
How about your Oni voice?
To be honest, I'm confident in it!
We are...
Soft On Demand's...
Magic Mirage 25th Anniversary Cheerleaders!
Really?!
That's right!
That's amazing!
I'm sorry if we don't get it!
We also host a lot of AV actresses' events!
So you have connections!
Yes!
Like "Human History Game" and...
"Human History Game"?
A male fan sits on a chair and...
A sexy actress runs around it and lies about it!
Oh, like sitting down?
Is that what you host?
We came up with it!
It sounds like a lot of fun!
Let's do it in Abema!
Yes!
Please do it next time!
We'll do it next time!
How about you, Itakura-san?
Well, you know...
There are a lot of muscular people...
I see...
If you ask me about my body type...
I'd say I'm more like Shilodayu's Oni!
That's not true!
There are people like that!
People who run up to you!
But there's a momentum of "Haneru no Tobira"!
There isn't!
Everyone's watching "Haneru no Tobira"!
I'm not that kind of person!
Who else is confident?
Well...
It's tough...
It's tough?
Well...
Why?
I like AV...
Yes, I look like this...
That's surprising!
You like Lassen's stuff, don't you?
I like AV more than Lassen!
What?!
Lassen's stuff...
You like Lassen's stuff...
No, I like AV more than Lassen's stuff!
Don't compare them!
I'm comparing them!
Lassen's stuff...
That's bad!
Lassen's stuff...
I like AV more than Lassen's stuff!
What's that supposed to mean?!
So...
So you like it!
I like it!
It's because you like it!
I like it!
So...
These 15 people, including Nagano, which they really want to be chosen for...
Depending on the ranking, they will be divided into "like", "normal", and "no".
For sexy actresses, they will be evaluated as entertainers, such as income and fun.
Considering their romantic charm as men, they were ranked.
First of all, "like" group!
The first announcement!
The first place goes to this person!
The most famous man chosen by the sexy actresses they admire is...
Kano Eiko!
No way!
Why?!
First of all, I didn't even pray for it!
Wow!
No, with this hand...
Until now, in hate groups,
we only had worst conflicts!
What?!
Kano-kun...
I didn't expect it at all!
Wait a minute!
Kato, is it you who put it in?
I'm not a sexy actress!
Just sexy!
Sexy... woman!
Sexy woman!
Aren't you being too considerate?!
Sexy woman!
This is why I can't read it!
Because Kano-san is number one!
The reason is...
First of all, Yuuki Nono-san!
Yuuki Nono-san...
So cute!
She's insanely cute!
She's cute!
The programs in which Kano-san appears are definitely interesting!
I would watch any program!
Also...
Since your face is purely handsome,
I want you to hug me once!
This is bad!
This is a bit bad...
There is something that has been sealed for a long time.
Since you are holding it down, won't it explode?
So that it won't be released...
I'm squeezing it hard.
You don't want to be hugged by a girl like her.
Until now, I haven't had a scene where I wanted to be hugged.
It hasn't been in the rankings until now.
And...
Tamashiro...
Kaho-san.
Isn't she really cute?
She is like a girl.
Since I started streaming games on YouTube...
I have been watching and studying Kano-san's streams.
Watching YouTube streams and seeing him working hard...
And when he is playing games...
He is innocent and cute.
On the other hand, in bed...
Unlike his usual innocence...
He seems like he will look back at you seriously...
And it seems like his heart will be attracted to you.
Isn't it about a person who has been hugged once?
But since you are streaming games...
Doesn't it mean you can collaborate with her?
No, I'm not trying to guide you.
I'm not trying to do that.
Let me get in touch with you for a little bit.
If you just get in touch with me...
I can't stand it.
It's not like you can't stand it.
It's dangerous.
Next...
Ando Moa-san.
Ando Moa-chan.
There are a lot of beautiful people.
She is cute.
When we collaborated on Bakarizumu-san's show...
She was kind and looked me in the eye and talked to me.
She was interested in me and I was happy about it.
That's why I thought she was popular.
The press conference during the scandal was interesting.
She seems a little clumsy...
So I think I can teach her a lot of things.
That's great.
She is popular.
I remember collaborating with her.
We went on a variety show together.
I was a little embarrassed.
I thought I should do my best and not be pulled out of it.
I was aware of that.
You were aware of it.
On the other hand, you said you wanted to teach her a lot of things at night.
I see.
I'm so happy.
What do you want her to teach you?
I'm not interested in cosplay at all.
I like Zenra the most.
I want you to teach me the charm of cosplay.
What kind of costume do you want her to wear?
Chun-Li.
Chun-Li?
That's a hard voice.
Chun-Li looks good on you.
You like cosplay, don't you?
Chun-Li looks good on you.
Let's announce the results.
The second place goes to...
"ALCO & PEACE" HIRACO!
I'm so happy!
It's HIRACO.
HIRACO stood up and...
I didn't know you were so happy.
I'm most happy to be praised by ARIUSHI, ONEI, and AV JOY.
I'm happy to be praised by someone with a lot of experience.
First of all, KASHII KAHO.
KASHII KAHO?
He is sexy, cool, has a nice voice, and has a good physique.
I give him full marks.
I like his favorite part of him.
You like that part of him.
I have a sense of heroism.
I was wondering if I would be praised for that.
The second place goes to...
ASAHINA NANASE.
ASAHINA NANASE?
She is cute!
She is like an idol.
She makes me feel good.
She is definitely a pervert, but she doesn't make me feel bad.
She whispers sweet words in my ear.
It's obvious that you are a pervert.
I talk about my wife a lot.
I want to use this opportunity.
Don't use this opportunity.
It's difficult.
I think I will follow them on Twitter for about two weeks.
The next place goes to...
SHISHIDO RIHO.
Wow!
He's a rookie!
From the beginning to the end, I want you to spoil me as much as you can.
Your lips are hot and soft, so your kiss looks delicious.
You're imagining a kiss, aren't you?
I often only look at FANZA's samples, but if you're a rookie, you won't take it off in the video.
I get on the swing and do an interview and it's over.
Wow...
No, no, it's not "wow"!
From FANZA's perspective, I want you to buy it!
If you say something like this, I'll pay you properly and make a contribution.
You're so cute!
One more person.
NATSUKAWA YUZU.
Wow!
You're very kind.
Your foresight is absolutely polite.
Foresight?
Your way of saying it!
My foresight!
Oh, my foresight!
I thought you were going to say something fashionable.
I'm a teacher, so I thought you'd say something like that.
You have a point.
Stop it, NATSUKAWA YUZU.
You say it all the time, don't you?
I say it myself.
You say it all the time, "foresight".
You say it all the time.
I said it all the time.
I said "foresight" politely, didn't I?
You say "foresight" politely?
You say "foresight" politely, didn't you?
I said it all the time.
Your foresight is absolutely polite.
Looking at your detailed facial expressions and reactions,
you can tell me where you feel best right away.
Did you get it right?
I'm not confident in my foresight size.
You said "foresight" politely, didn't you?
I have a complex that I have to say "foresight" politely.
Oh, you got it right.
I say "foresight" politely a lot.
You say it all the time.
I say "foresight" politely all the time.
That's amazing.
But if you ask me like this, I feel like I'm in a different ranking than before.
There's a high proportion of people who say "foresight" politely at night.
I'm still happy.
Here's the third announcement.
Will it be as disappointing as expected?
Sexy actresses choosing their favourite comedians.
Next, 3rd place announcement!
We're still happy!
Announcement of 3rd place!
Please!
Following "Hello", "Peaceful", "Suki Group" has chosen...
"Panser" Ogata!
Yes! I did it! I'm so happy!
This is a little different, isn't it?
It's embarrassing that you're not called by your name in this outfit, isn't it, Yasu?
I'm almost an actor now.
You're waiting for your turn, aren't you?
It's not my turn now.
I'm not focused.
He used to be an actor a long time ago.
It's over now.
You're not a veteran actor anymore, are you?
I'm an AV actor of the Showa era.
Now, Ogata!
Kijima Airi!
Wow!
I'm so happy!
He's a type!
His slippery appearance is already lovely.
He seems serious and kind.
He is loved by everyone because he is clumsy.
He seems to be making invisible efforts.
Wow! I'm so happy!
Next, Futaba Ema!
Wow!
I like this kind of dance. It's realistic, isn't it?
He puts his body forward and goes for laughter.
He is very nice and I respect him.
If he gets tired, I want to hug him gently.
She hugged him.
Next, Tsubasa Mai!
Wow!
She is so cute!
She is the cutest girl I've ever met.
Stop it!
You don't have to rank her.
She is so cute!
She is rude to everyone.
She is not in the top three.
Why do you say that?
Kano-san and Hirako-san said that men in the top three are rude.
But she suddenly became rude.
I like this kind of taste.
I see.
I didn't say it.
Anyway, Tsubasa-san is amazing.
What does it mean?
Without caring about my feelings, you can make any desire come true.
That's good.
It will be a hot night like never before.
Wow!
But you can do it yourself.
Can you do it yourself?
Yes, I can do it myself.
What does it mean?
Can you imagine it?
First of all, I like to be drunk.
What?
Can I say it?
It's raining, so it's okay.
Say it loudly.
What do you like?
You can't say it!
Next, we will announce the 4th place.
What does it mean?
You can look forward to it later.
What?
We will announce it later.
What does it mean?
Why?
We will announce it for you to enjoy it more.
Even if you say our names, you still have 4th place.
We still have 4th place.
We will announce the 5th to 8th place.
I want to be in the 5th place.
The 5th place is...
I want to be in the 5th place.
"Demon Voice Tomahawk"...
Who is it?
Kin-chan!
The 6th place is...
I want to be in the 5th place.
"Four-fighter Goto"!
I'm happy.
The 7th place is...
"Send-off comedian Shinichi"!
The 8th place is...
I'm begging you.
"Tom Brown"!
No way!
Which one is it?
Which one is it?!
"Tom Brown"!
"Nunokawa"!
We did it!
You don't know it, do you?
"Kin-chan", "Goto", "Shinichi", "Nunokawa".
Kin-chan's reason is...
"Hirose", "Riona".
That's cute!
She's so cute!
I've met her once on YouTube.
I think she's a very kind and caring person.
If you don't trust her, you won't be able to do it.
Even if you say harsh things about Kin-chan...
I'm sure you'll have an aftercare, so you'll be fine.
Kin-chan and "Demon Voice" are co-stars, right?
That's right.
The two of them...
And "Sakai"...
You didn't feel any aftercare from "Sakai", did you?
No, I didn't.
I've been called "Kin-chan" lately.
You're mistaken.
You look like "Kin-chan".
That's not true!
You must be mistaken!
You've been calling me "Kin-chan" lately.
If a stranger calls you "Kin-chan"...
You must be mistaken.
You must be mistaken when you take a survey.
I think you're mistaken.
And...
"Tsubasa Mai".
Wow!
He's cool!
His level is amazing!
His teeth are beautiful and his mustache is sexy.
He kisses you in the middle of the night...
And licks the back of your teeth.
He's really good at licking.
"Sakai", what about you?
He was on a huge show...
And he smelled like gold dust the most among young comedians in Yoshimoto.
He smelled like gold dust.
Don't underestimate your partner!
You're not called "Kin-chan" lately.
Ota-san of "Jungle Pocket" and me were called "Kin-chan" lately.
But you licked the back of your teeth.
Ogata-san, you wanted something like this, right?
I wanted something like this!
I'm sorry if you're called "Kin-chan" in the middle of the show.
There are people who are worried about this.
He's the one who wants you to call him "Kin-chan".
That's right!
Not yet?
Yasumura-san!
I'm sorry. It didn't go as I planned.
Your era is over!
I'll make you stand up!
You'll stand up if you wait, right?
I'll make you stand up!
Don't worry, I'll stand up!
6th place, four-time champion Goto, Sasaki Irone-san.
I like your face and voice from the first time I saw you.
Your kiss and way of touching you seem very gentle.
When you hug me, I smell a softener or shampoo and I seem to be very excited.
For Goto-san, I'd like to serve you for a long time.
Seriously, don't be embarrassed.
I'm embarrassed.
I'm not suited for this kind of project.
You're not happy about it?
It's not like you're glaring at me.
I'm not glaring at you.
But you're independent, right?
That's right.
Am I being too sweet?
It suits you.
That's how it is, right?
But you want me to serve you, right?
I want you to serve me.
In the end, you're being served.
You're saying you don't like it.
It's not that I don't like it, but I don't like saying it.
You don't like it?
You don't want to be like Ogata-san?
That's the worst.
That's enough! Let me out of here!
Let me out of here!
That's not funny.
Let me out of here!
Stop it! If you say it like that, I'll put pressure on you.
You don't like it?
I know.
Second, Mino Suzume-san.
Onee-sama.
In the image of a TV show, you're modest.
But in reality, you're very modest and seem like you want to rule.
In the image of a TV show, you're modest and seem like you want to rule.
So you're a god of control of your body.
Control of my body?
You're saying you're a god of control of your body because you're modest and seem like you want to rule.
Control of my body?
Is that how people who know a lot of TV shows think?
I was able to imagine it from the image of a TV show.
I've never heard of it!
What kind of word is that?
Is there such a word as "body control"?
Yes, there is.
It's not possible, is it?
I'm not going to stand up right now.
I'm going to stand in front of my body.
In front of your body?
I'm going to be able to control my body.
Sixth place is God of Four Battles, Goto.
Next up is seventh place, Shinichi Aradosu.
Kashii Kaho-san.
She's pretty, isn't she?
She's pretty and cute.
She's pretty.
I like her stories.
And I think she's nice because she picks up and answers a lot of comments on YouTube live and answers them one by one.
What? Wait a minute.
Are you watching me?
Wow, are you serious?
Can I do it?
If you're single, you can do it if you meet someone.
Watching you live is amazing.
If you watch me live and call me "Kaho-san", I'll definitely say it.
I'll definitely say it.
I do it every Thursday, so I'll say "Kaho-san".
You should contact her.
Yeah, if you unblock her DMs on Twitter, she'll come to you.
I'm unblocking her.
Kaho-san, please send her to me.
I want to go.
It's not "I want to go".
I want to go.
I want to go too far from the winner.
Why did I win?
I want to go.
Kuno-san, that's right.
I heard you said you wanted to go to the winner.
Be careful about that.
You were just squirming with the trophy, weren't you?
Don't make it like that.
Don't do anything with the trophy.
I'm not doing anything.
You started touching the trophy.
I'm looking at it.
I can't look at the trophy.
It doesn't look like a tenga.
It's in there, isn't it?
You're stupid.
It's wet in here.
I opened it like this.
I opened it like this and it's wet in here.
What are you doing?
You'll get scolded for doing that.
I'll get scolded.
The second person is...
Tozaki Ayame-san.
She's cute.
"Maybe, maybe not, but I like average-looking, edgy thoughts".
Are you listening to me?
But you're not praising me.
But you like it.
Thank you.
Shinichi will start calling you by your name on YouTube from now on, won't he?
Yes, he does.
I hope you'll be careful.
I hope you won't have any problems.
No, no, no.
Kubo-san and Kano-san are watching you and sitting there.
Kano-san is like that, too.
But you're independent, aren't you?
I'm independent.
It's fine if you're independent.
You were independent back then, weren't you?
When I was independent, yes, I was beaten up.
What size were you?
I'm sorry, I'm eight.
He's eight.
That's amazing.
Please correct the wrong information.
Next, Nunokawa.
Yes, I have one.
Kano Yura-san.
She's cute.
You're Kano Yura-san?
Kano Yura-san.
You're Kano Yura-san, aren't you?
"She has a great style and if you look at her face closely, she's like a beauty manga character".
"She does crazy things and looks at the situation she's in and says what she has to say".
"She's a firm person".
"I've seen her on TV and had a crush on her".
You had a crush on her, didn't you?
I'm happy.
It's the first time I've been praised for saying what I have to say.
"She's doing it properly".
She's watching your comedy properly.
I'm really happy.
Next,
"A bad reason".
A bad reason?
You're going to say a bad reason, too?
I don't like it.
Igarashi Natsu-san.
I'm done.
It's because of your eyes.
"When she's on top of you, her long hair looks like it's in the way".
If you think about it in detail...
It's not that noticeable, though.
How is it?
It's true that her long hair and her hair are a little noticeable.
But there aren't many men with long hair.
So you can see a different scenery from before.
You're recommending it, aren't you?
After I got separated from my wife and got long hair...
I could see myself as a new person.
You're talking too much about your wife.
Are you talking about your wife?
Don't you tie your hair?
Sometimes I do, but I don't tie my hair.
When do you tie your hair?
I tie my hair like this in the middle of it.
Do you take off the rubber band in the middle of it?
Do you take off the rubber band to tie your hair?
I take off the rubber band over there and tie it like this in the middle of it.
There are three people left in the normal group.
Let's announce it.
Who hasn't been called yet?
I really want to be called here.
Itakura.
Is Itakura still here?
It's not good.
Kubota, you haven't been called yet, have you?
I've been involved in that kind of work the most.
I also made a video about it.
I made a video about it about eight years ago.
Did you direct it?
Yes.
It's called "Entertainer's Reality".
It's a setting where a man and a woman pair up at school.
But I haven't been called yet.
There's always someone up there who hasn't been called.
There's still a possibility.
What do you think of Takashi?
I think there are some people who like AV actors.
There's a "kimooyaji berochuu" series.
Who likes that?
That's work.
Who's in that "kimooyaji berochuu" series?
Michio, for example.
I'll lick you as much as you like.
Sakai, too.
Sakai is in it, too?
Yes, he is.
If there's a "kimooyaji berochuu" series,
doesn't that mean there's an actress?
If there's an actress,
if there's a chance,
if there's an actress who likes it,
doesn't it have a different purpose?
That's right.
I don't know if it's like that,
but for an old man like me,
if there's a possibility, I think it's there.
If there's a "kimooyaji berochuu" series,
if there's an actress who likes it,
doesn't it overlap with someone else?
I thought it might be there.
I'll announce it now.
The 9th place of the "favorite entertainer grand prix"
"ordinary group" chosen by a sexy actress is...
Will "kimooyaji" be chosen by "takashi theory"?
9th place...
"onigoe" sakai!
"suzume" kyoka-san.
"pocchari" "irojiro" "kawaii"
"tamani" "tennen" "kawaii"
"igaini" "onnanoko" "nare" "shitenasasou" "kawaii"
"kimooyaji" "berochu" "shirizu"
minoshima meguri
"onini" "suzume" "kawaii"
She is an actress, not you.
Of course she is an actress.
Is it okay for you to be swayed?
If she is such a cute girl, I want her to be swayed as much as she wants.
Next is the bad reason.
YAMAGUCHI KASUMI.
She is beautiful.
She has a high voice and is unique.
If you say anything while she is swayed, you won't be able to concentrate at once.
Does your voice leak?
That's right.
We don't want you to say that.
I'm here, so I'll talk.
I'm not here because I'm old-fashioned.
I don't care if you say I'm old-fashioned.
How do you sway her?
HAZUKI MOE.
You are cheerful.
That's a great reason.
Even if you tell her you don't want her to sway you, she won't listen and sways you all the time.
She says you should stop swaying her.
She likes to sway me when I don't like it.
KANO and HIRACO don't do that.
Sometimes I knock on the door and don't perform.
You are a pervert.
You knocked on the door and didn't come in.
You are a pervert.
The 10th place is...
There are only three groups left until the 10th place.
The person who was called here is...
The 10th place is MICHIYO.
Is that you?
You are KIMOEJI VELTUE SERIES.
I'm sure you are.
You are cheerful.
You are KIMOEJI VELTUE SERIES.
Are you practicing?
KIMOEJI VELTUE SERIES.
MICHIYO, good reason.
This is KASHII KAHO.
KAHO is cute no matter how many times you look at him.
He has a history of interaction with unique women.
He seems to play various games with them.
He seems to do any pervert game with a smile.
I want to get into various habits with him.
Has he ever been unique?
There was a woman who wanted to make me bald.
I'm also bald.
We used to shave each other's heads with a barricade and have sex with each other.
You don't have a class.
You are artistic.
That's art, isn't it?
You play such unique games with me.
I'll go with you as far as you go.
You are cool.
I'm scared of you going as far as you go.
What do you mean by having such delusions recently?
I want to lick my toes and eat Chupa Chups in the afternoon and see which of them will not be known.
You will be arrested.
If you say that kind of thing, you will be arrested.
The bad reason is SATSUKI ENA.
You are cute.
Hello.
You don't have a smile in your eyes.
If you fight, you will smile and crush the pineapple.
That's a scary image.
I don't want to go in that dirty room.
Why do you say that?
It's not dirty, is it?
It is dirty.
Is it dirty?
The room is dirty, but I don't brush my teeth.
I brush my teeth with milk soap.
With milk soap?
Even now?
Even now.
Our manager and three of us wrote on our group line that we brush our teeth on Sundays.
Can you brush your teeth with milk soap?
I can do it while I'm washing my hair.
Don't you have a dental floss?
Dental floss?
I have it.
It's no good.
You can't beat milk soap at all.
Go to a dentist.
Next is the 11th announcement.
If you don't get in here, you'll be in the 4th place of the like group or the dislike group.
I'm counting on you.
You've always wanted to get in here, but you're still here.
Some people like me because I'm short.
There is a series of high school boys who like beautiful girls.
There is.
There is, isn't there?
If you like that series of high school boys who like beautiful girls...
It's not that I like actresses.
It's for high school boys.
There is that series.
It's not that I like actresses.
There is.
What are you trying to do?
There is a series about Kimoyaji.
It's not about Kimoyaji.
It's a series for Kimoyaji.
It's not decided by actresses' popular vote.
It's about high school boys who like beautiful girls.
High school boys are amazing.
Are there actresses who want to be in that series?
Some of them are happy to be in it.
In the first place, they're answering the users' needs.
They're watching it on Kimoyaji's side.
I'll announce it.
The last group of dislike group that sexy actresses choose is...
This person is in 11th place.
Is he a disgusting old man? Or a good man? Or...
TAKASHI!
He's in!
They're all in!
Santa, Ii, Michiyo, Takashi!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
What series were they in?
Kimoyachi Belt Series!
What was that?
Is Koutoku Series still in?
There's no Koutoku Series in Shoushin Bijo yet!
Don't bring up the series!
Also...
Is it still in?
Hey...
Can you be quiet?
Shut up!
Shut up, series!
Kimoyachi Belt Series is in!
It's not a Tachimachi Series, is it?
It's not a Tachimachi Series.
It's just an old man's video.
Why are you waiting for an old man's video?
It's not a Tachimachi Series.
Horiuchi Mika-san.
She's funny.
She's a woman.
If you change your hair fast, it means you have a strong sexual desire.
You're expecting something.
How is she like in real life?
She's a strong person.
She likes dirty things, too.
A long time ago, when I was drunk with a girl and went into a hotel,
while she was licking me, she just went in.
Kimoyachi Belt Series is in!
I was like, "Huh?!"
But I said, "Keep going."
That's scary.
It's not "Keep going."
It's "Are you okay?"
That's weird.
Keep going.
Because you have a strong sexual desire.
It's "Are you okay?"
It's not dirty.
Keep going.
Let's go take a shower.
Don't drink water!
Let me introduce you to the sexy actresses who answered our survey!
She's so attractive!
Her level is amazing!
She's so tall!
She's so pretty!
Look at her eyes!
She's so beautiful!
She's so pretty and tall!
She's amazing!
She's so sexy!
She's so pretty!
She's so beautiful!
She's so pretty!
She's amazing!
She's so pretty!
She's so sexy!
Her level is high!
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, no!
- Oh! - Whoa!
- Oh, no! - Look!
- Oh! - Look at that!
- That's really bad. - Caring!
- I'm not caring! - That's awful.
- Oh! - Whoa!
- Yeah! - Oh!
- Get some pretty chops! - Oh, beautiful!
Oh, yeah!
- Oh! - Oh, yeah!
- That's a beast. - Oh!
- That's a beast!
- Whoa! - Oh, man!
- That's good! - Whoa!
Wow, it's beautiful, everyone!
It's insanely beautiful!
It's high-level!
It's fun!
Thank you very much, everyone!
Now, it's finally time for the announcement of the IADA group!
But before that, I'd like to announce the 4th place of the ski group we skipped last time!
I don't think five of you have been called out yet, but please raise your hands.
Ah, but...
Ah, you're among us!
That's right, you're in 4th place!
But now that you've announced it, you can't wait for the announcement while chasing your dream, right?
That's right.
The IA group will be decided, right?
No, can you keep 4th place?
What's wrong with you?
My feelings are about to break.
Yeah.
No, I can't watch a group that you hate anymore.
But it's fun.
That's right!
You're not that kind of person!
You're not the kind of person who says, "Hey, wait up!"
Now, we'll announce it.
The 4th place of the ski group we skipped last time is...
It can only be here.
Who is the entertainer who is liked by sexy actresses in this group?
An entertainer who is liked by sexy actresses in this group.
Will they be able to avoid this desperate group?
Let's begin.
The last group of the favorite group is...
I'm begging you. This is the only group we have.
It's like a farewell of fate.
If you don't join this group, you'll be humiliated.
Itakura!
Hazuki and Moe.
First of all, you like his face too much.
You are a little shy and cute.
You have a serious sense of humor.
When you are together, you can laugh all the time.
You are my number one.
I'm busy downloading DMMs.
Kimika Ichijo.
You are cute.
You are shy and plain.
But you like perverted things.
You are excited about it.
Seta Ichika.
You are going to be beaten up.
But you are going to be nice to me.
You are going to bury me.
You are cold.
You are number four, Itakura-san.
You are too normal and boring.
You are number four, Itakura-san.
You are not number four.
You are not funny at all.
This show is not funny.
What was it?
We didn't want you to have expectations of us.
This show is not shocking at all.
This show is not funny at all.
These four people are from the worst group.
This person is number 12.
Who is going to be eliminated from the worst group?
Number 12, Yasumura.
We didn't make it in time.
There is only one bad reason.
Hazuki Moe-san.
You don't like gay culture.
You are attractive.
You can't laugh here.
Ando Moa-san.
You don't look fresh on TV.
Don't worry.
I haven't written it.
You haven't?
Have you done it?
Yes, I have.
It's in there.
Don't worry. It's in there.
Confirm it!
That's what a woman would say!
Really?
Why are you standing?
Start with normal posture.
Why are you stretching your back?
That's the basics.
You're noisy.
Excuse me, Yasumura-san.
It looks like we're done here.
The next scene is...
Wait a minute.
The next scene is...
Even if we go to the next scene, we can't stand up.
We'll have to wait over there again.
Please wait over there.
Even if we go to the next scene, we can't stand up.
Please wait over there.
That's terrible.
What did you come here for?
Kimooyaji's "Tachimachi" series is over there.
What's next?
Hurry up and say it.
To the scene in East Shinjuku.
We can't stand up anymore.
We'll definitely stand up next time!
What kind of line is that?
What is that?
Let's move on.
The 13th place of "Iyada Group" is...
The one who didn't have to fight again is...
Iguchi!
Yes!
13th place!
13th place is enough for me! I'm happy! Yes!
It's better than nothing, right?
So there was someone from the Kotoko series, right?
I don't know if there's a reason for it or not, but there's only one reason for it.
Hirai Kanna!
I'm shocked!
I can't stand being a comedian who's not very popular.
That's terrible!
That's really harsh!
I think I'm popular, but I feel like I'm being asked to do weird things.
That's really harsh!
I don't know what you're talking about, but I feel like I'm being asked to do weird things.
Kanna-san, you're saying a lot of things!
Next is Asahina Nana.
Yes, please!
Like a gay, even though I'm playing "Baseio Abyssal", I don't like being asked if I can lick or put things in my mouth.
So you want me to attack properly, right?
Oh, I see.
But you seem like you'd do that.
I wonder if it'll cool down.
I'll check it out.
But I think you're good enough to check it out.
If I don't check it out, I'll think you don't like it.
It's a matter of matching.
Damn it, I'll just sell it.
If you sell it, you'll lose one minus vote, right?
That's right. I can't stand being an entertainer who hasn't sold much.
I've said it many times.
That's still the best.
Why do you say it many times? Was there such a corner?
Was there a highlight corner?
There's no highlight phrase you used.
That's what I think, but it can't be helped.
Now, there are only two people left.
It's not about what's sad.
Both of you are from the same Miyazaki Prefecture.
Is that so?
We went to the same high school.
Even our matches were made fun of.
You shouldn't have made fun of me.
I shouldn't have made fun of you.
He went somewhere without making fun of me.
You made fun of me, didn't you?
I shouldn't have made fun of you.
That's why I ran away without making fun of you.
You're the worst.
I couldn't make fun of you without making fun of you.
You keep talking about him.
He used me.
He doesn't care about my youth or memories.
He was born in Kumamoto.
I'm from Miyazaki Prefecture.
It doesn't matter.
Is that why?
Is that why you weren't chosen as a sexy actress?
That's right.
It's all his fault.
It was really fun.
It wasn't fun anymore after he became a sexy actress.
You sold it, didn't you?
I didn't know anything about it.
Let's move on.
The 14th place of "Favorite Gaming Grand Prix Chosen by a Sexy Actress".
The one who wasn't chosen is the worst.
The 14th place who wasn't chosen is this person.
Satori no Kyo.
I can't do it anymore.
Both of you are the worst.
The person who is angry is different.
The 14th place is...
Nagano!
That's weird.
The worst is Kubota.
Kubota is too strong.
Nagano.
Yes.
"Bad Reason".
Shio no Ran.
She's pretty.
I'm scared of her smile. She suddenly gets angry or angry.
I don't have a good impression of her.
That's right.
Yoshitaka Nene.
The depth of darkness seems to be appearing to me.
I'm scared of her doing something crazy.
Suzume Kyoka.
She's impure and her plays seem messy.
Everything she does seems painful.
Her plays are self-indulgent and she doesn't seem to take care of herself.
I'm sorry but I can't lick Nagano's butt.
You can't?
Even if you give me money?
That's not about money.
I got it!
For the first time in 6 years, I was called like this.
You're stupid!
I thought it was weird.
Why?
I didn't do well on this show 6 years ago.
You're stupid.
That's why!
I was expecting you to say "stupid"
Stupid?
What is stupid?
You called me stupid, didn't you?
I didn't call you stupid.
I was expecting you to say that for the first time in 6 years.
15th place.
Torosawamon Kubota.
Bad Reason.
Kagami Sara.
When they fight, it seems like they will never apologize.
It seems like they will argue.
It seems like they will call a girl out and kick her out.
It seems like they will never apologize.
It's the worst.
I've done it with this person.
Can I say something?
Give me back the money I gave you!
What is that?
What is that line?
You're ugly!
Next, Kano Yura.
Recently, you don't look like you're rich.
It seems like you're going to be spoiled.
But I don't like it.
I've done it with this person.
You've done it with him?
Can I say something?
Give me back the warriors who died for you!
You said it yourself.
You will die anyway.
Why do you say such bad things?
Do you want me to kick you out?
Next, Minoshima Meguri.
I basically hate scum.
Kano-san!
If you laugh here, you will hurt Kubota-san.
Kano-san is really...
It's not good.
Sometimes he's up there and sometimes he's down there.
He makes me laugh like this.
It's funny how he makes me laugh like this.
I basically hate scum.
However, since scum is for sale,
it's very interesting and refreshing to watch.
However, I still hate scum.
Then you are not scum!
Am I not helping you?
You are not helping me, but there is something I want to do with this person.
I will touch you like this.
I will touch your boobs.
I will touch you in various ways.
I will touch your legs.
You have a butt, right?
I want to do this to your butt.
It's weird to clap.
No, no, it's just shaking.
It's not like "I found a new way to use it."
That's the only way.
But even at Mr. Kumota's house, there were quite a few nasty things.
When I see that, I don't have a good image of these women.
It's not good.
I used to say "I'm a professional, I'm a professional," and I'm proud of myself.
These actresses and stuff.
Once I went home and I can't give you their names.
When I went home, there were a lot of anime figures.
It started with an eye cover spray.
It hit me in the butt.
It hurt more than usual.
It hurt so much.
"It really hurts," I said.
When I took it off, it wasn't an adult toy.
It was a muscle man sticking out of his head.
"What are you doing?" I said.
No way!
Here's a muscle man.
Muscle man?
I told you to change it to an oozeman.
The oozeman is rounder.
It's shape is better.
Muscle man is on his butt.