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BLOOD AND PIRATES
First of all, M-1 champion Goi Nishiki.
Thank you for having me.
This is your first time to participate in "BLOOD AND PIRATES", isn't it?
Yes, it is my first time.
Last time I saw you, you were at the bottom of the ranking.
Yes, I was.
So I have to do my best.
I see.
Goi Nishiki's rank is higher than you.
Yes, it is.
You two are from "BLOOD AND PIRATES".
Yes, it is our first time to participate in "BLOOD AND PIRATES".
Yes, it is.
Looking back on what we have seen so far,
we say bad things about each other, don't we?
Bad things?
Mr. Shinagawa, who is a kindergarten teacher, said...
It's been nine years?
Has it been nine years?
He said "it's been nine years".
He is popular in every era.
No, he said "it's been nine years" as if he were telling a story that hasn't been sold yet.
No, it hasn't.
Not now.
What do you think of these members?
I think they are in their prime.
Yes, they are.
When you say "prime", you mean...
Mr. Kubota is the only one who is not in his prime.
Isn't he in his prime?
He is a champion now.
When he meets Japan for the first time,
will you show him a certain YouTube site?
A certain YouTube site...
It's disgusting, isn't it?
Today's topic is...
Why do you like women who work in the TV industry?
We conducted a survey of women who work in the TV industry,
including program staffs, technicians, artisans, etc.
Not only their appearance and image on TV,
but also their real impressions as entertainers and men are reflected in the survey.
What rank did women in the TV industry give these ten people?
Before announcing the results, let's look at the rankings.
The result of Ryo's lottery is...
A mansion!
A mansion in New York has been decided!
Now, let's look at the mansion.
How do you rank it? Are you confident about it?
To be honest, I'm confident about it.
I think I can guess all of it.
Because I was an AD before I became an entertainer.
I see.
I think I have my own point of view about it.
It's strong, indeed.
If all of it was the same as expected,
Ryo's prize money will be...
Good, good, good.
I see.
How much is it today?
It's New Year's Eve today, isn't it?
It's a mansion, so...
That's right.
It's New Year's Eve, too, isn't it?
It's 96,000 yen.
96,000 yen.
You've been a billionaire for a long time.
I'm a billionaire now.
You haven't been excited about the prize announcement yet, have you?
Let me see it.
I'm not excited about it.
I want you to give me about 10 million yen.
If you get all of it...
How much is it?
If you get all of it...
If you get all of it, it's 10 million yen!
10 million yen!
10 million yen for the first time in history!
May 3rd is a two-hour special at Golden!
The new tempo is a women's sports test of Kasunsan Line!
We asked women who work and write TV shows about their favorite entertainers, mansions, and their top 1 predictions.
First place goes to...
Lili!
Why?
You're late!
She doesn't look like she's in a bad mood.
But she's nice to the female staff, so I think it's a good gap.
She doesn't have a very cool face, but she's always in a good mood.
I see.
I think all the women who worked with her like her a little.
Thank you, Lili.
What do you think?
I'm happy.
She's a nice guy, isn't she?
That's what you thought, right?
Yes.
Even men get nervous sometimes.
Is there anything you're careful about when you're with the female staff?
I'm often told this, but I'm unconscious, but I touch women's stuff.
Really?
When Lili became a female manager for the first time,
I thought, "She'll be nice to me from now on."
She'll be nice to you.
I'm also a female manager now,
and I saw Lili doing it, and I tried it the next day.
I was the only one who was like, "Kya!"
I'm doing exactly the same thing.
That's scary.
It's the same thing over and over again.
Is it like a hammer or something?
But what I'm doing doesn't change.
I think you'll be criticized for writing.
I've been looking at it like that for a while, but I don't have any discomfort from women.
So you're already convinced of yourself as a partner?
To be honest, I placed first.
You placed first?
What happens a lot is,
I don't know if the makeup artist wants to talk to the partner,
but my partner has done her makeup for 30 to 40 minutes.
That's unusual, isn't it?
He's just a male entertainer.
When I came in the next night,
I was wearing a wig.
What kind of wig?
It's true!
It's not like that!
I was wearing a wig with just a small headband.
It's not like that!
But it happens a lot.
You're wearing makeup, too!
Shima also placed second.
You're cool, Lili.
It's like you're not an entertainer.
Sometimes, when I work with actors or people from Johnny's,
I get that kind of atmosphere, too.
It's not dirty.
Entertainers are always dirty, aren't they?
Especially, the one on the left.
The one on the left is dirty!
The one on the right is clean.
The one on the right has a clean aura.
I think it's natural.
Women tend to overlook that.
So you're in the same group, right?
We're in the same group!
Lili is in first place.
She's in first place in this survey.
Next up...
The entertainer you like the most in "Yashiki no Kakutsuke" is in first place!
He is in second place!
Oh!
It's Mitori!
Yes, it's Moriyama!
Lillie has a cat-like personality, a whimsy cat-like personality, and Moriyama is a dog!
But he is really cute!
Cute? Dog?
He is a person who licks you and licks you!
He is a gentle dog!
Both men and women have the image of being kind in exactly the same way!
There is no distinction!
How about it? Are you said to be cute?
It's said that there is no difference in appearance!
Isn't it still scary for women?
That's the gap!
I think you two look a little scary, but...
That's terrible!
What is it, Sashiyama-san?
If you didn't know, you'd be in second place!
That person looks like he's in ninth place!
Isn't it a praise zone now?
If you didn't know, it's pretty scary, isn't it?
That's right! His body is also big!
That gap is also for me, as a woman working in this industry!
Both men and women are different kinds of popular people!
How about you, Nicole?
Can I say I'm in first place?
I chose Lily-san!
I haven't talked about it properly, but...
She has an aura of kindness!
She is perfect!
How about you, Moriyama?
What is it?
When I was talking about myself, she said about Lily- san in first place!
She forced herself to say it!
She completely ended it with one puff!
She's the kind of person who does it with one puff!
I don't have a bad image of her!
But when I see her on TV, I get a little nervous!
It's like you're interested in just the two of them!
Especially Lily!
I feel like I'm getting excited!
That's amazing!
But I think there are people who like Moriyama-san!
It's like Tsuyoshi and Koichi are in close combat!
Close combat?
I don't know!
I don't know if there is any detailed data about close combat!
Isn't it Tsuyoshi and Reiji?
Watanabe Watanabe!
It's close combat!
Next!
The third place in the top three!
This person!
Watanabe!
Watanabe from Nishikigoi!
If it's a normal woman, it's probably Watanabe-san!
I don't think it's third place!
I don't hate Watanabe-san!
She has a low back and is very polite!
When Masanori-san is in a mess,
Watanabe-san always has a smiling face!
When your partner is in a bad situation,
I have the image that you will never rub your beard like "Are you okay?"
I think you feel like you have a big vessel!
I'm really happy about this!
When I'm asked to put on a microphone,
I put it on and turn around right away!
It's easy to put it on!
If you know that, I think you can get this rank!
I think there is!
How about you, Hasegawa?
I don't agree with you!
Why?
Because I don't think so!
Aren't you happy that you're a third place candidate?
I thought you would say that.
I don't think you're happy about it.
I'm scared.
Well, I don't think you're that stupid.
Why?
You're happy about it, aren't you?
I thought you'd be happy about it,
but you're actually jealous.
Jealousy.
You're jealous of me, right?
I'm happy about it.
An entertainer who asked a pink woman about her favorite entertainer.
Let me tell you what's going on in the mansion from fourth place to seventh place!
I will announce it at once.
Here it is.
Fourth place is Shima-san, fifth place is Hasegawa, sixth place is the mansion, and seventh place is Mami- san and Sakai.
Oh, it came out.
Wait a minute.
Oh, it's not good.
That person is not here yet.
Well, I don't think it's this timing, but I've treated you to a lot of food and stuff, so it's kind of cute, right?
No, no, it's okay.
There's a reason for that.
There's a reason for that, so listen to me.
First of all, my partner is fourth place, Shima-san.
When I compared it with me, I definitely thought that Shima-san's ranking was higher.
Oh, really?
Why?
I'm always looking at the gap, and Shima-san is also a little scared for a moment.
I don't know what you're thinking.
That's right.
I think that when we work together, we all think, "Oh, you're such a low-key guy. You're so low-key."
I think there is a cuteness that can be transmitted to people who have seen it live.
What do you think, Shima-san, from your partner to fourth place?
I think I'll put myself in fourth place.
Huh? Is it the same thing?
Your brain is the same as Yashiki-kun's.
What about third place, Watanabe-san?
Third place is Yashiki-kun.
Oh, I see.
That's why I thought you were lower than Yashiki-kun.
Oh, I see.
Simply put, I think I'm pretty good-looking.
Huh?
Fourth place?
I thought that the female staff who always work with me would choose me in good-looking order.
That's pretty important.
I'm really curious about your face alone.
Fifth place?
Oh, I'll post it on Twitter later.
Are you going to post it on Twitter?
I don't know anything about you.
I think I'm really low-key on Twitter.
Fifth place, Hasegawa.
I think Hasegawa-san also has a good gap.
He appears on TV as a crazy guy, but when you see him in person, he has a surprisingly good style.
And he's tall, too.
Yes, and he doesn't talk much in the dressing room.
At that time, Hasegawa-san had an atmosphere like Takakura-ken.
Are you that low-key?
His face is cool, too.
When you see him in person, he has a style like this and he's cool.
I think there's definitely a gap like that.
It's a gap theory, right?
Yes, so I was worried about whether I should talk to Watanabe-san on the television or not.
Hasegawa-san.
Hasegawa doesn't have one himself.
You're right.
He doesn't have one, does he?
As expected.
Old man, old man.
No, but I think he has one in the top place.
Isn't it a medicine?
Is it prescription medicine?
I'm 4th place.
How about you, Nicole?
I feel sorry for you as an old man.
You want a cheerful Hasegawa, don't you?
I used to think that Hasegawa is a cheerful person.
But recently, I see a dark side of him.
Like you said, he has a strong jealousy.
I think he is happy.
He is jealous and happy at the same time.
I think so, too.
I'm glad you said that.
I could see his humanity.
He is a 50-year-old man full of jealousy.
I'm jealous of you.
You are cheerful now.
You are a cheerful old man.
You are 6th place.
I thought I would be a little lower.
You are lower than Yashiki in New York.
I don't think it's a good gap.
We don't get along well with each other.
You look better on TV.
That's right.
People in the entertainment industry say I'm scary.
There are people who are in the top 1.
Really?
Mr. Kubota.
I'm in the 1st place.
I'm so sad.
Yashiki hasn't said it yet.
I highly evaluate you.
I thought you were a good person who didn't hurt anyone.
That's a great praise.
Why?
I've been hurt before.
I'm in the 10th place.
Yashiki doesn't like entertainers.
That's what I'm worried about.
Yashiki is in the 1st place.
I respect you the most.
People you love are not popular in the industry.
That's the worst.
I'm in the 7th place.
"The Mommy" Sakai.
Sakai's only weapon is his cuteness.
He has a lot of trash.
The only thing women like about Sakai is his cuteness.
He is cute.
Sakai is a little big.
Do you think so?
I think so, too.
I want to hug Sakai.
Sakai is cute.
He is big.
There is no reason for Sakai to be in the top place.
People say I'm cute.
Really?
When I walk out of the hallway,
all the female staff come and touch me.
What's going on?
Do you usually walk out of the hallway?
I walk out of the hallway.
Do you walk out of the hallway like that?
I walk out of the hallway a lot.
Really?
Are you kidding me?
Can I touch you when the staff calls me?
What a forced episode!
You're lying!
You're the worst episode!
The actresses who like to write and work for TV.
Who will be the worst three?
Let's see.
Number eight!
Shinagawa!
There you are.
Let me explain.
First of all...
It's risky to say "Shinagawa-san" here.
You're lying!
You like him so much!
You're lying!
I don't think there's anyone who would put Shinagawa-san first.
There are two types of people who like Motoyan.
People who like Motoyan and people who are just scared of him.
Shinagawa-san is just scared of him.
He's not erotic.
He's not attracted to Motoyan.
He's still scared of him.
He's still scared of him!
Moriyama is nodding his head.
I totally understand.
People who suddenly dye their hair blue or green don't know what they're doing.
They don't know what they're doing.
Especially when you're older than them.
You're scary!
Shinagawa-san!
It's scary that you don't say anything!
Stop it!
You don't say anything back!
That's scary!
What does Shinagawa-san think of himself?
I'm fourth place.
That's high!
Does that mean your attitude towards Mr. Stand has changed compared to before?
I only appeared in "Ametalk", "Loneheart" and "Downtown Deluxe" on TV.
If you asked me about it and I stayed there for 10 years, I think it would be worth it.
But if you asked female staff around me, I think it wouldn't be that bad.
Are you trying to work?
I'm trying to be a good person.
You said it!
For example, if you say "good morning" to me, I'll say "good morning" to you.
I'm scared of you saying "good morning".
I can't help it!
If you're a good person from the beginning, you'll be a good person if you live like that.
If you're not a good person from the beginning, you'll be a good person if you pretend to be a good person.
You can't be a good person without a script!
I'm second place in "Yashiki"!
It's a shock!
I thought it would be a good combination, so I came here to enjoy it.
Can I say something?
What is it?
If you talk like that, Kouhan, what are we going to do?
What is it?
You have about 100 words.
I really have a lot of words.
Now, first one and second one will be announced at the same time.
Here are the 9th and 10th places of "Housekeeping".
I'm excited.
On May 3rd, the first episode of "Housekeeping" will feature a female celebrity's sports bar.
That's where you choose, you idiot!
Come over here, you idiot!
Come over here!
From now on, the London parts will be provided by the sponsors you see here.
"Housekeeping" that women in the industry like.
Is it "Onigoe Sakai" or "Kumotoko"?
At the same time, we will announce the 9th and 10th places of "Housekeeping".
I'm excited.
9th place, Sakai!
10th place, Kubota!
First of all, 9th place.
"Onigoe Sakai".
It's the same season, right?
It's the same season, so I think I know it the best.
You know a lot of things.
First of all, it has a fierce look.
From the same season as we know it well, it's very cute inside.
It's like you're lonely and you want someone to take care of you.
When you look at it from the perspective of a woman in the industry,
you might think she's just a weirdo.
You haven't realized it yet, have you?
People who like me because I'm fierce will leave me.
How about you, Nicole and Sakai?
I haven't figured it out yet.
I'm just a scary person.
You look scary.
You're scaring me.
I want to know about the gap as soon as possible.
From now on.
I don't know if I can tell you yet.
It's too early.
Nicole, if you find out about it, will you tell me?
Will you open up your heart for me?
I don't know if I can tell you yet.
Women who failed in their personal life love "Onigoe Tomahawk".
It's a type of food that people who know both sweet and sour can enjoy.
If it's about Nicole, it's about Lily.
It's not over yet.
Lily and Sakai are "the worst ones".
"The worst ones".
There's a reason for it.
It's surprising and shocking.
Gay people are always looking for bad words.
Even when we're together.
I think so, too.
Even though I'm his junior, I think he's looking for my bad words.
Even when you're sleeping.
I think his brain capacity is low.
I don't like bad words.
I want to hear Lily's bad words.
Her face was a little gloomy.
Her face looked like she had her chin hit.
My defense power is weak.
She's so weak when she's hit.
She's so delicate.
It's fine if people know about this, right?
We know a lot about it.
It's tough if people don't know about it.
The worst is Kubota.
We often eat together.
I love him.
I think Kubota is scary at first glance.
He's really scary behind the scenes.
You're saying the worst thing.
What's scary about him?
I'll tell you what he's saying.
He's doing a show called "Mad Max".
Hiroyuki will give a speech in that show.
I'm the one who came up with the idea.
But we don't get any money.
We get a lot of buzz.
We don't get any money.
We'll get angry.
Where did the money go?
The staff will get mad.
What are you talking about?
Is he cool?
What are you talking about?
I don't know what you're talking about.
But when I saw you talking, I got scared.
Don't be scared.
Please understand my justice.
What are you talking about?
Please realize it.
You've been through a lot.
But you don't have any injuries.
Please sit down.
Are you going to be a movie director?
Mr. Sashimi!
Why?
Don't just stand there.
Please sit down.
That's the mission.
Look at him.
The girls are scared.
They can't look at him.
Don't look at me and act!
The girls will leave the studio.
I wish they would leave.
I didn't have anything in the first place.
Why?
Why do you listen to yourself and get hurt?
It's frustrating.
His blood pressure is rising.
I just can't get used to it.
They're not just energetic, they're also very young.
And on May 3rd, they'll have their daily special.
21 female celebrities will participate in a sports battle.
The members of Ua-chan and Gosei-ha-shin will be joining in.
And a special team will be formed for Chiplay.
The last one will be Harami's relay battle.
On May 3rd at 8pm.
It's been a while since I've been in love.
On top of that, Love Maggot will be back as a limited edition.
I like hookers.
It's a new type of practice.
A limited edition will be released on T-bar every week.
Was it this cheap?