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Sudden phone call! Lend me some money for the Grand Prix!
Today, Arios and Zakiyama teams will be divided into two teams.
Each team will borrow as much money as they can on the phone.
Arios and Zakiyama teams will borrow as much money as they can on the phone.
Lend me some money for the Grand Prix!
Everyone except comedians are not allowed to use this.
No black money!
Zakiyama teams will borrow with Sakai.
I feel like I'm in my prime.
I'm in my prime.
I'm happy.
I've been working more and more lately.
I think you've improved your talent.
I see.
My frame is bigger now.
I see.
I think you're strong.
By the way, the reward time is determined by the team.
I asked for a lot of water, but it's important not to spend too much time.
It can also be used as a leader's judgment, such as a battery car or laminate.
Let's start with Sakai of the Akihabara team.
I used to go to a communal store in Sanshiro.
When I didn't have money and couldn't go on a date with my girlfriend,
she lent me 30,000 yen for a date.
I think it's a lot of money.
It's a wedding celebration, and it looks like there's money floating in the air.
How much do you want to spend?
I want to spend more than 10,000 yen.
I think you can spend a little more.
Should I spend more?
Should I spend more first?
I want to spend 20,000 yen.
20,000 yen?
100,000 yen?
Let's start.
What's going on?
Mr. Komiyo?
At this hour?
Mr. Komiyo?
Hello?
Please leave a message after the beep.
Can I leave a message?
Mr. Komiyo, this is Sakai.
Congratulations on your wedding.
Please lend me 2 million yen.
Is this okay?
It's too much.
You can only say "Please call me back."
What are you doing?
I don't like it in every way.
I'm sorry.
It's not good.
Mr. Okano?
To whom?
To Tomahawk's voice actor, Tomosuke Sakai.
It's easy for him to call back once.
I see.
Tomahawk's voice actor, Sakai, calls back many times.
Let's go.
Hello.
Mr. Sakai, how are you?
What's up, Mr. Okano?
Mr. Sakai, I'm such a stupid person.
I did it again.
What did you do?
I spent all of my salary.
What?
That's right. It's still Friday to Sunday.
I spent all of my salary at the horse race.
No, no, no.
I'm serious.
Can you give me 400 yen?
400 yen?
No, no, no.
I can't do it.
You can't do it, can you?
No, no.
Mr. Okano, I'm serious.
I can't do it.
You can't do it, can you?
I can't do it, can you?
Can you give me 30 yen?
No, no.
Can you give me 30 yen after 400 yen?
No, no.
I'll borrow it from someone else.
I'll do my best.
Sakai, I'm serious.
Just 30 yen.
Please.
Is it okay?
30 yen is fine.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
I'll send you a note.
Thank you.
See you.
What's wrong with you?
Why?
I borrowed 40 yen.
Why did you give me 30 yen?
What's wrong with you?
You said you can give me 40 yen.
You are a stingy person.
You said you can borrow 30 yen.
Will you borrow it again next time?
You are a gentleman.
No, I won't.
No, you won't.
Okano got 300,000 yen.
He has 6 minutes left.
He goes to ARIOSHI TEAM.
Are you OK?
Can you do it?
I wrote 20 names.
There are 5 people with star marks.
I wrote "no limits" next to it.
Where did you buy that list?
I didn't steal it.
Who will go first?
I will go first.
Hayano is good, isn't he?
He is running away now.
I don't know what will happen to me from now on.
You don't know where you are?
Who is it?
Shinagawa-san.
Shinagawa-san is good, isn't he?
He will be my best friend.
Hello?
Hello, this is Okada.
Okada? What's up?
I'm sorry.
I'm cold.
What's up?
There is a problem.
I borrowed a lot of money.
But it was found out.
So I borrowed a lot of money.
I thought I couldn't do it anymore.
So I came here to borrow money.
But it's cold.
So...
And finally, I'd like to say thank you to you, Mr. Shinagawa, for your last greeting.
And if you have money, I'd like you to give me a million yen.
A million yen?
Yes, a million yen.
I'd like you to give me about a million yen.
Really? Thank you very much.
Well, I'm going to drop in later, so I'm sorry.
No, you don't have to drop in. You should go see him.
Yes.
It's weird for you to drop in and go see him.
Of course, I'll go see him. I'm sorry.
A million yen won't do you any good.
But I'm going to borrow some more money, so I'm sorry. Thank you very much.
Well, I'll ask you about it later.
Don't cut me off like that. You didn't tell me the details at all.
You didn't say, "I'll lend you a million yen. Thank you very much."
You didn't tell me the details.
The details are...
I'm really sorry about yesterday...
Oh, it's coming! It's coming! It's coming!
Wait a minute! I'm sorry! I'll call you back later!
That's a siren! It's a siren!
It's a siren!
No, it's not! I'm really being chased! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry! I'll call you back later!
Why are you being chased by the police?
That's terrible!
You're being chased!
That's terrible!
This guy is terrible!
Let's talk to him.
Let's talk to him!
This is bad!
I'm going out for a bit. This is serious business.
This is already some kind of project.
That's right.
Hello?
Isn't it hot in here?
You thought something was wrong, didn't you?
It's a dark gold and a cow siren.
That's right.
I was thinking about how much money I could borrow from people for this "London Hearts" project.
But it's like I'm not even here now.
Acting is too much. Like the sea...
Right?
I know you're a man on the island side.
But I'd like you to step aside for a moment.
Am I stepping aside?
It's okay. I have money.
Shut up!
Do you want me to lend you money?
How much do you want me to lend you?
I'm not trying to borrow money!
If you were me, I'd lend you 100 or 200 yen.
I'm not asking you for money.
That's cruel.
You shouldn't call him "bg".
You shouldn't call him "pd".
I don't care about "pd". I said it because I like it.
Don't do that. I'll definitely get angry.
Can Suzuki recover his loss of 0 yen with 3 minutes?
I'm a senior who would lend me as much as I want if I had humor.
Who is it?
It's Reiji of the Nagawa family.
What is this?
It's a train ticket.
It's Reiji of the Nagawa family.
Do you have a train now?
I won't lend you money like this.
Thank you.
I'll call Reiji of the Nagawa family.
- He's busy. - Busy.
- It was between films. - What's he doing at this hour?
- Hello? - Hello?
- Excuse me, Reiji-san. I'm sorry for calling you at this hour. - Yeah, what's up?
- I have a request for you. - What is it?
- I was thinking of making some money on YouTube. - Yeah, what do you mean? Are you going to appear in it?
- I'd like to borrow some money, but first I'd like to go to Turkey and apply for a job there. - Money?
- I've been thinking about that plan for a while.
- How much do you need?
- It's not that much. It's about one hundred and ten.
- One hundred and ten?!
- It's about one hundred and ten thousand yen.
- If you include all kinds of planes and stuff like that, it's about one hundred and ten.
- Even if it's only one hundred thousand, it doesn't matter at all.
- I thought it would be more troublesome to go over there if it was a little more than one hundred thousand.
- But like you promised, I'll definitely return the money.
- If you don't return it, you'll die.
- No, it's fine. It's fine.
- Thank you! Wow, thank you! I'm sorry!
- Well, um...
- Yes?
- Good evening. I'm sorry for disturbing you and letting you go home like this.
- I hope you'll take care of me.
- No, you don't have to go that far!
- I'm sorry!
- Are you bald? If you lower your head like that...
- Oh, if I lower my head like that, it looks like I'm riding a bicycle.
- I hope you'll take care of me today. I'm sorry!
- Okay, I understand.
- Thank you! I'm sorry!
- No, it's fine. It's fine.
- I'm sorry!
- Yes, yes.
- Yes, yes!
- Wow!
- This is...
- Both of you are cool!
- Thank you!
- The skill of borrowing is amazing, and...
- The way you stood up like that...
- You're cool!
- You're manly!
- I only have credibility and achievements as an entertainer.
- That's all I have.
- That's amazing!
- That was an entertainer-like exchange!
- Yes!
- Smile!
- Yes!
- That's funny, so I'll give you my picture!
- Wow! Thank you!
- It's completely different!
- You're embarrassing me!
The difference is 800,000 yen.
I'll lend it to someone I can borrow it right away.
Someone I have a good relationship with.
Who is it?
Beppu-chan of Eight Bridge.
Beppu-chan!
Will you lend it to me?
But is the price okay?
I'm paying 1 million yen for a soccer game app.
You want to save money, don't you?
Yes.
How about you?
Can you lend me a sound of waves?
Sounds of waves?
Hello?
Hey.
Hello, Mr. Sakai.
What's up?
Hello, this is Sakai.
I did it again.
What?
I'm on a peaceful island.
Can you lend me some money?
Money?
Yes.
Is it okay?
Well, money...
What should I do?
Money feels good, but...
That's right.
By the way...
By the way, how much is it?
Well...
All assets...
What?
As much as possible.
As much as possible?
Yes.
As much as possible?
How much are you losing?
I lost 70 million yen.
70 million?
70 million.
80 million yen, you mean?
Mr. BB, please!
Lend me some money!
Hurry up and lend me some money!
I'll definitely lend you some money!
Yes, yes.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
What?
Well, for now...
90, 90...
90...
Is there 90?
No, I don't think there is 90.
Then...
Okay, then...
30...
30, 30...
Well, 30...
Okay, go ahead.
No, I don't think there is.
30 million?
30 million is okay?
Oh, excuse me!
Oh, okay, what do you want me to do?
Okay!
Excuse me!
What are you doing?!
You don't need 70 million, do you?!
I don't know what you're talking about!
You almost pushed a police car!
You're the worst!
Okay, you have 3 minutes and 44 seconds left.
I want to bet on Hikorohi.
Hikorohi!
It's like this, isn't it?
It's like, "Sure, go ahead."
I borrowed something from Hikorohi in the past, too.
I see, you borrowed it.
Yes, I borrowed it.
How much is it?
This is hard!
82!
At times like this, it's better to have real numbers.
Okay, go ahead!
Hello?
Hello, Hikoro? Are you okay?
Good morning.
I know I'm saying weird things right now, but...
I hope you don't hate me.
Okay.
Don't ask me why.
Can you lend me 820,000 yen?
I'm really sorry. I know it's weird.
I just want you to say "yes" or "no."
Is something wrong?
I'm sorry. I just want you to say "yes" or "no."
Okay.
Hikorohi, thank you so much!
I'll send you the money right away!
Thank you!
Bye! Thank you!
I did it!
Wow!
That's amazing!
I'm glad you did it!
It's amazing, but I don't want you to use it as a reference!
What do you think it is?
Please explain it!
First of all, I'll explain that I'm the worst human being!
First of all, you'll explain that you're the worst human being!
I'm going to say something disgusting right now, and I'm going to say something really disgusting!
So, imagine Kongre and say Kongre!
Oh, I thought you'd say something worse!
You're listening to 80 people, right?
That's right! If it's 100 people, I don't want to lose anything!
That's right!
A network of trashes is being created!
It's a network of trashes, but there is a trust relationship!
That's right!
With Okado's beautiful technique, the Zakiama team reversed the situation!
Don't you have a trusted partner like that?
I'm a big eater!
I'm a competitive man, so I have a solid shield!
Tell me how you set it up!
You're starting to act!
No, no, no!
What are you doing?
Just in case!
I want to change all my teeth!
You're a big eater?
I'm a big eater!
That's good!
What's your sound like?
It's a bee!
It's a forest!
Why did you go to the forest to fix your teeth?
Touch it naturally!
You have 2 minutes and 53 seconds!
Go ahead!
Don't get so dark!
Make a bright expression!
Make a smile!
- Hello. - Hello. How are you?
- How are you? - I'm good.
- I'm in the entertainment world. - Yes.
- That's what I think. - Yes.
And I just realized that
my house is quite expensive.
- So... - Yes.
I want to buy a new house.
- Money? - Yes.
I don't have money for that.
Even if I tell my wife,
she won't give me any.
- Yes. - So...
I heard it costs about 500,000 yen.
I want you to give me 500,000 yen.
I'll pay you back soon.
- Are you planning to buy a house? - Yes, I am.
- Yes, yes. - Can you afford 500,000 yen?
No, but I think
it'll cost about 800,000 yen
including all the expenses.
- I'll pay you back. - How much do you want?
- If you have 100,
is it okay?
If you have 100, is it okay?
Is it okay? I'm sorry.
I'll go now.
Go home.
Wait, wait, wait! What's going on?
I don't have a million yen.
90, 90, 90, 90 is fine.
Let's go with 90. It's decided, right? 90, right?
I don't have it in my hand.
80, 80. 80 would be fine.
I'm going home.
I don't have it in my house.
Wait a minute.
Let me go. I'm being chased.
Why are you being chased?
Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it!
I can't stop it!
So,
Ootani, who has gone crazy,
explains that he's a loner.
You must have thought something was wrong.
I don't know what you're talking about.
You lent me a million yen in the end.
You're playing with your kids, right?
I'm practicing my daughter's bicycle right now.
That's nice of you.
It's irreplaceable time.
Thank you, Ootani.
You have 54 seconds left.
Who do you choose?
Yamazato or Atanabe Naomi?
Which one?
Isn't it New York?
Why don't you try calling her?
Who do you think it is?
Naomi or Naomi?
Naomi.
It's New York, right?
Hello?
This program is sponsored by
London Hearts.
- Hello? - Hello?
- What is it? I'm sorry, are you okay? - Yes, I'm fine.
- Were you sleeping? - No, I was just talking.
I'm sorry, can I talk to you for a second?
I'm thinking of a grand project on YouTube.
I'm thinking of making the biggest rice ball in Japan.
I'm thinking of going from Kyushu to Hokkaido and making a lot of rice.
Can you lend me 2 million yen?
I'll put it back on the telephone and I'll pay you back.
- Can you lend me 2 million yen? - That's a project, right?
- Of course, I'll make the biggest rice ball in Japan with that project. Can you lend me 2 million yen?
- Can you? - 2 million yen, right?
- Okay! - Okay.
- I understand. - I'm sorry.
I'm always thinking of God and Naomi.
- I'm sorry. Thank you. - I understand.
- Thank you. - Yes, I'm fine. - Wait a minute. Hello?
- Yes. - I'm sorry, I'll be right back.
- You're safe, right? - You said you'd lend me 2 million yen.
- You're barely out. - You're barely out, right? - I'm sorry, Naomi.
- You said you'd lend me 2 million yen. - We're filming a show called "London Hearts" right now.
- Yes. - We're planning which team will borrow more money.
Kubota has a trust relationship, so he called me and said, "Naomi, can I lend you 2 million yen?"
- Yes, I said it. - And you said you'd lend me 2 million yen without spending even a minute.
- Why did you think that? - You can't do that.
- No, it's just that... I was really out of it. - See? See?
- See, Naomi? See, Naomi? - See, Naomi?
- You're amazing, Naomi.
- But even if you're out of it... - Is it okay? - It's because you have a relationship, right?
- Is it really okay? - That's right. - Yes.
- Usually, Kubota-san... - Yes.
- He's not the kind of person who talks about money to his juniors. - He's not.
- Yes, so... I think he's really busy. I think it was pretty close.
- He's definitely a kind person. - But I really don't have a love for money, so I'm sorry for calling you at night like this.
- I'm sorry. - Thank you. - Thank you, Naomi.
- As expected of you. - Amazing!
- You're safe, right? - You're out of it, right? - You're safe, right?
- No, if you look at it closely, "Is it 2 million yen?" was zero. - It's because you have a family.
- That's right. - You don't have a family, right?
- You do have a family. - You do have a family.
- You do have a family, but judging from your family alone, you're out of it. - Why?
- Because if you think about the time, 8 minutes is this guy's time.
- If that's the case, it's all this guy's fault. - That's right.
- So, Team Zerkyam-san wins! - As expected of the king! - That's great!
- Kubo is really popular, too. - That's right. - Amazing.
- You said it was 3 million yen. - It's not something bad to say, but it's my first time doing a cover on this show.
- That's true. - It's kind of cool.
- The non-powerful, daily special! - The hot sports battle between female comedians!
- Fresh new members are here! - The idols and girls are working hard, too!
- Don't come up to me, you idiot!
- And Chishu's favorite song for female comedians!
- I used to be an AD before I became a comedian. - Pretending to be a good guy...
- I have experience with ADs, too. - It's like "Yashiki no ra de wa"!
- Even behind the scenes, it's really scary for female comedians.
- I wish you'd just disappear! There wasn't anything here in the first place!
It's over.
It's crazy valuable.
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