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Today's news is the second half of the middle report of the finalist of the A-bun.
I realized at once that he's the kind of guy who invites you to a hotel for your first date.
A thorough investigation reveals his true face.
Can you say something a little nicer?
And finally, a secret interview with a dark comedian's parents.
You don't have any sense of humor, do you?
And...
I've been doing this for a while now.
I've read about it in a book.
Huh? What book?
It's a book called "Bunshin Kodara".
Oh, you've read it!
It's no good!
It's no good?!
I don't know!
It's just a page.
It's no good!
There's no page like this!
I really don't know how to use it.
Three months without speaking.
The middle report of the finalist of the A-bun is complete!
For some reason, I'm the MC.
Thank you for having me!
Are you okay?
MC Zakiyama is the direct MC.
First of all, let me introduce the members while looking back at the first half.
The first group is the champion-conscious group.
I understand the meaning of "monkey".
Even if I wear a hat and wear a mask, I can still be seen.
Even if you cover your face, you can still be seen.
You have strong eyes, don't you?
I've been driving a taxi every day since "M-1" ended.
But every time I get in a taxi, I'm noticed by the driver of the taxi.
The other day, he gave me a dirty notebook and asked me to sign it.
I asked him to write "Naseba Naru Kobayashi" on it.
I've never said that before.
You don't like it, do you?
No, I don't like it.
You don't like it, do you?
If you don't like it, you don't have to say it here.
You don't like it, do you?
I want to make such good and fun memories.
You don't like it, do you?
I want to make such good and fun memories.
Generation that has never been involved in show wrestling.
At the top of that, I think it's Ariyoshi-san.
Ariyoshi-san, when you fight with Ariyoshi-san,
if the entrance is M-1, it's like "M-1, M-1, shut up!"
I don't say it like that!
I know you can wear armor and fight in a tournament,
but you can't do a street fight?
How far are you going to go?
Ariyoshi-san is so excited.
Can you make that kind of atmosphere?
That kind of atmosphere? But you can feel it, right?
I think it's definitely like that.
The way you do it doesn't really stand out on TV.
- Oh, is that so? - Yes.
Simply put, when you don't know someone more than 50%, you don't talk at all.
Oh, you don't know people?
But on the contrary, when you know a lot of people, you can't help but laugh.
I can't believe it, so it's annoying.
So you have a high chance of not laughing today?
But today, I wanted to show everyone that we've fought together.
- There's a lot of people you know. - That's right, you know a lot of people.
Yeah, I did my best.
I even wore thicker makeup than usual.
You're not funny enough!
- I don't like that! - You can't say that!
That's because I don't like it!
You say that because people say that!
If you say that, people will go after you!
In third place is "indians"!
Rock-paper-scissors!
In the first place, we didn't go in today.
Mogurider-san was here and Mogurider-san was there, so it's a big circle.
Huh? That's good.
That's good.
It's good to be first and second.
Even though we're called 4th or 7th, we're never called.
I see.
Call us, Engan.
Punches are light.
You said it in a gentle tone.
It's light.
Next, 4th.
Long coat daddy.
Long coat daddy, Usagi-chan.
Yes.
For the first time, you bought a glasses and a hat for performance, but you made sure not to show your face even if you put them on or not.
Huh?
Even if you know it's Usagi, you can't say "I love you" to Usagi.
Ah...
You should shake hands.
You should say "Ah, you know that person?"
I don't want to shake hands.
You don't have to shake hands.
I don't want to shake hands.
Why not? I don't like you at all.
Even if you say "Rocky" I don't like you.
Your voice will melt.
I like you.
I don't like you at all.
Your interpretation is different.
It's not like you don't notice it.
It's like you notice it but you don't like it.
That's right.
The last one is 6th.
Deep blue Jessica.
What should I do?
Ah, I'm sorry.
Um...
I was so excited about today's recording that I kept my neck closed for a long time.
It got too long and it was omitted in the middle.
It's omitted.
Ah, is it? Is it true?
No, it's not true.
It's true, isn't it?
You're our agency's senior, aren't you?
There's nothing bad about working with Kawakita-kun.
Can you take it out for me just once?
Yes, yes.
There's something else.
Take it out. Take it out.
There's something else.
Take it out.
Take it all out.
What is it, Kawakita?
What is it?
I'm sorry. I mistook it for wheat chocolate and brought wheat cake.
Wheat cake?
There's nothing else, right?
There's nothing else.
There's nothing else, right?
You have to do it every time.
Really?
There's nothing else?
There's nothing else, right?
I really mistook it for something else!
There's nothing else!
What did you do with the three of them?!
Kawakita!
And now, the second half.
The finalists' faces and backs will be revealed in the newspaper survey!
First of all, it's Itochi of "off-road".
From the same entertainer "cotton kyon" who provided information,
"off-road" was chosen for a 10-hour live broadcast of "watcha fest" hosted by Yoshimoto.
In the opening, "off-road" was asked a question and the content was to answer at the end of the ending,
so there was 10 hours to think about the answer, but "off-road"'s answer was vague.
At the reflection meeting at the end of the live broadcast, Ito complained that he liked the answer.
- I didn't like appearing in "off-road" in the first place. - You didn't like it that much?
- To be honest, I'm not good at it. - I see.
So we had 10 hours to think about it, and we did it in three places, in three theaters,
and my juniors answered in different places, and I also answered,
but the quality was so different that I tried to answer in a way that it wouldn't slip,
and when it was over with a fluffy answer, I thought it would be nice if it slipped a little more.
- It was half-hearted, wasn't it? - We couldn't do it, so when we went out to drink,
we were all like "thank goodness", and the more we were told "thank goodness", the more we couldn't stand it,
and in the end we said "we want to be more interesting", and we ended up crying.
- That's funny. - It's like "Mr. Anzei, we want you to help us".
- So you were really proud of it? - To be honest, I cried so much that I have a headache.
- It's not surprising, you seem like you're strong-willed. - It's the same for recording,
but basically I only have one machine.
In the beginning, I would go like this and say something, and even if it's just one place,
and I think "oh, this is not good at all",
I would lose that energy and I would lose my energy more and more, and it would be game over.
Ouch! Ouch!
Oh, that's good!
That's good!
You saved me!
We're friends, aren't we?
That's good!
What is "mugenhyoko"?
I'm sorry, I really don't know how to use it!
"Mugenhyoko", got it!
It's not "mugenhyoko", is it?
No, it's "mugenhyoko", it's okay!
It's okay!
Does that mean I'm okay with this?
I don't know!
Even if we say it, it doesn't mean we have a trust relationship!
That's right!
What is "trust relationship"?
We're in the same generation!
Oh, you're in the same generation!
So we're like "seniors" together, right?
You're helping me!
No, no, I might get rich with this!
Let's do our best!
I'll just cry one more time!
Should I take it or give it back?
Should I give it back?
No...
I'll take it!
For the sake of possibility!
Why?
Is it difficult for you to die?
Do your best!
Next, India, Starbuddy-chan!
Oh, yes!
Yes!
Information provider!
Junior entertainer!
Nature!
Shin-chan!
Oh, yes!
We're the closest juniors!
Yes!
The Starbuddy family has a calendar with pictures of all of their families.
We had you show us that picture once,
but the Starbuddy-san who is always so funny
wasn't the funniest in the family!
Really?
In the family?
What kind of family is that?
That's amazing!
We have that family picture!
We have...
This one!
This is it!
What is it?
The one on the far left is my dad!
That's right!
And the one in the middle is my mom!
Mom!
And in the middle...
It's my little sister!
And my big brother!
And me!
My family runs a photo shop!
And my dad is a cameraman!
And when we were all eating together,
my big brother said he wanted to take a family picture again,
but he said he wanted to take a picture of me with my stomach out!
That's your big brother's idea!
And then my family said they didn't want to take it from the front,
but that they wanted to take it from the front!
"Why?!" I said, and I was the most flustered!
And we were all...
There's like a photo studio next to our house,
and we were eating there in the middle of it!
We moved and took the picture together,
and because I was so flustered, I didn't look funny,
and I tried to make a weird face as much as I could!
You have doubts, don't you, Starbuddy-chan?
My big brother is excited, too!
Your little sister knows, right?
She's usually cheerful and happy, right?
She knows, right?
My mom is seriously calling me, too!
She has it, doesn't she?
I see, I see!
Anyway, we're a very cheerful family!
We're cheerful, but...
We're a family with no sense of humor!
What kind of way of saying that is?!
Isn't there a more gentle way of saying it?!
It's not "no sense of humor"!
You're saying it too much!
I'm the only one who said it terribly!
And when you were calm, your dad was the one who said it the worst!
I know!
I know how I am!
I'm the one who says it the worst!
My dad says it the worst!
I hate my dad the most!
You're saying it to dad, right?
You're saying it to dad, so...
In that sense...
What kind of dangerous way of saying that is?!
"No sense of humor" is not a good way of saying it!
Stop it, already!
In your case, Kim-chan, is it embarrassing at all?!
It's not even in the video at all!
Not at all?!
Not even if you say it's embarrassing?!
It's not even in the video at all!
And that "Yeah, that's right" and all of that...
It's not in the video for that reason!
My family doesn't like me at all.
Your family doesn't like you?
Kim doesn't like me at all.
Why?
Kim's personality got worse as he got older.
He used to be sharp when he was in a band.
He had a strong sense of poison.
Yes, and he had dark circles.
His personality got worse.
His parents found out about it.
I said, "Akihiro, why are you in a band with her?"
He said, "Stop it."
There was a time when I came over to my parents' house.
After I got home, my sister came to my room and said, "Kim, don't ever call me home again."
Kim said something.
Kim doesn't fit in such a bright family.
Kim said something.
I don't know anything.
I'm always confused.
I usually want to hear about Kim.
"How is Kimura doing?" "How is your family?"
How is your son doing?
I'm not good at answering those questions.
That's a good thing about Tabuchi family.
If you say it first, I'll tell you.
I want to hear it.
I want to hear Tabuchi's partner's smile.
That's right.
Tabuchi family has a lot of stupid people.
That's amazing.
I've been pushing for that for a long time.
I'm supporting Indians in my hometown.
Once, when Kim came to my hometown, I asked him to eat with me.
And I asked him to tell me a story.
If I had a chance, I wouldn't drink with everyone or eat with everyone.
I just got the money and came home.
I thought you were going to hell.
That's not what I meant.
I understand you, but you shouldn't start with people like me.
Stop it!
I'm not stupid!
I'm not having fun with people like you!
You look like you're having fun!
You're not having fun!
You're still wearing underwear!
You're not having fun!
You're wearing underwear because you're not taking photos!
You're not having fun!
This is a picture of Usagi-chan of "Long Coat Daddy".
Information provider, model, actress, Nami Hikari.
She exchanged numbers with Usagi-san through a certain program.
I'm going to Tokyo for work, so would you like to go out for dinner?
She asked me, and I was looking forward to that day.
On the day of dinner, Usagi-san said...
I can't make it in time for the store's closing time because of work.
I'm renting a hotel in Shinbashi.
Would you like to go out for a drink?
She contacted me like that.
I thought she was a sincere person...
But when I saw her for the first time on a date in a hotel room...
I felt much better.
Usagi!
You too!
Usagi-chan!
Usagi-chan, what does this mean?
It's true, but...
After work in Tokyo, I was really looking forward to it.
I worked for an hour.
It was during that time of COVID-19.
I only worked until 8 o'clock.
By 7 or 7 and a half, I thought I couldn't work anymore.
But...
No matter what...
I wanted to see her.
Why did you want to see her?
Just because you wanted to see her?
I've never rented a hotel before.
I asked my junior about it.
How do you rent a hotel?
I downloaded an app to rent a hotel.
So I could stay at a hotel.
When I couldn't find a hotel, I couldn't even look for a restaurant.
So I thought, "There's a hotel here."
You had a genuine intention.
I wanted to drink at a hotel.
There's a hotel here.
Would you like to drink?
It was my first hotel date.
She said, "I don't like hotels."
I thought, "That's true."
I said, "I'm sorry."
She said, "I'm looking forward to working with you again."
Since then, I don't like hotels anymore.
Of course.
You can't see her no matter how much you want to see her.
I don't want to say it, but we were together until 2 p.m.
So I don't have that experience.
I've never dated before.
I don't know.
I was too into it.
You didn't have a genuine intention.
You drank at a hotel.
You didn't want to date.
I didn't have a genuine intention, but I was prepared for it.
You were prepared for it.
You don't know what's going to happen.
You're like a woman.
You were prepared for it.
I was very nervous.
Even if you were prepared for it...
I was prepared for it.
I'm not a bad guy.
You were prepared for it.
Yes, I was prepared for it.
A rabbit has a strong sexual desire.
A rabbit itself.
I decided not to do anything like a rabbit.
What do you mean?
Don't do anything like a rabbit.
You have a strong sexual desire, but you don't do anything like a rabbit.
I won't do anything like a rabbit.
How should you lure her?
Is it easy for you?
It's not easy.
When you are in a situation like this, how should you lure her?
How can you say it at a time like this?
You don't know how to lure her, do you?
You don't know.
First of all, you can't do it on your own.
Because of COVID-19.
What can you do if you don't have anything?
You can't tell the restaurant first.
What? Restaurant?
It's better to do it from the beginning.
What do you mean?
It's better to say "Won't you drink in your room?" from the beginning.
But it's not polite.
Oh, if it's okay like that...
If it's okay like that...
Going from restaurant to hotel is...
You'll face more difficulties.
How successful is it?
Well, but...
What are you talking about?
You're the model of saying it.
It wasn't like that back then.
And you decide on that day?
Of course, we do!
You're the model of saying it.
Let's talk about the past.
It's the first time in a long time.
It's a popular story from a long, long time ago.
The story of a rabbit.
Yes, the story of a rabbit.
There is one more rabbit story.
What?
Once again, Hikari Nami-san.
What?
Today, I broke my finger on LINE.
He laughed and sent me a selfie picture and a rent-a-gain photo.
When I asked him "Why did you break your finger?"
He said "I had a heart-to-heart talk with my seniors."
He made me feel like a pervert, and my feelings cooled down again.
That's impossible!
It's true!
On the contrary, why did you change it?
It's true!
Does it ever cool down?
Once again.
What is "heart-to-heart talk"?
What is it?
I broke my finger in a corner where I happened to have a heart-to-heart talk with my seniors.
I wanted to have a heart-to-heart talk with my seniors.
You don't need it. I'm worried about you.
You like bad girls, don't you?
You're so rude!
I can't see you're being mischievous.
I asked you if you were mischievous.
I know you're mischievous.
What do you mean by "selfie picture and rent-a-gain"?
A doctor who took a rent-a-gain photo told me "You're a comedian, aren't you?"
I said "Yes, I am."
He said "Actually, I'm rooting for you."
I asked for his rent-a-gain photo.
He asked me "Do you need it?"
I asked him "Do you need it?"
I didn't say it directly.
You didn't say it.
You're a bad guy.
You don't say it.
It's like an incident.
You can't drop a picture like that.
I wouldn't say that.
There are some weak points like that.
Are you okay?
Yes, there are some weak points like that.
This kind of picture is not very effective, isn't it, Mr. Jinnai?
But it's not good to post it yourself.
People think you are a narcissist.
Are you a narcissist?
No, it's not good to post your own picture.
What kind of picture is it?
It's like, "I'm going to Tokyo from now on."
I hope we can meet again soon.
I see.
Did you say that to your wife now?
No, I didn't say that to my wife now.
You said it first.
It's not that easy.
Next,
we have a reporter who provides information about Gaku.
He is a junior entertainer.
His name is Takagi Stretches.
He shares a room with Gaku.
Gaku has a unique sensation of excitement.
He likes a genre of breastfeeding that is bigger than breastfeeding.
He is excited about the erotic book called "Breasts Wrap Around the Earth."
What does it mean?
What kind of erotic book is it?
He likes breastfeeding.
It starts to escalate little by little.
There is breastfeeding.
He calls it "breastfeeding that is bigger than breastfeeding."
Is there a genre of breastfeeding?
Yes, there is.
For real women, there is a limit.
They can breastfeed up to 200cm or 300cm.
They can breastfeed up to the ground.
The furthest they can go is breastfeeding the earth.
It's too big.
Gradually, they build houses and people start to live there.
What does it mean?
You can't go back home.
You get excited about it.
That's what it means?
That's what it means.
That's amazing.
You can't say "f cup"?
You can't say it in alphabet anymore.
He likes breastfeeding because his mother has big breasts.
It's not like that.
You can say it.
I can't say it because my family doesn't like it.
My wife says it a lot.
You don't want your mother to say it?
She said not to talk about my family.
You don't breastfeed?
I don't breastfeed.
That's why you don't say it.
I've never seen my parents say it.
Of course you do.
You have to admit it.
It's just like that.
Your parents might be like that.
Ask me about it.
You're dating a woman while you're missing something.
That's not true.
Don't you have a girlfriend?
No.
You're dating a woman while you're missing something?
Of course not.
That's not good.
It's not possible to watch sexy videos?
I watch edgy videos, but I make them bigger and bigger after watching them in anime.
Recently, there is something like ASMR, which makes you feel edgy with sounds.
I make things that only have sounds.
What is that?
How do you do it? Do you imagine it?
"Your face is bigger than your boobs" I say like this.
Who? Your mom?
Not my mom!
Don't say about your mom!
It's "NG".
You said too much.
Don't say about your mom's life.
"NG" came up.
It's amazing.
You can imagine things while you do it.
It's not even an imagination.
You can't imagine but you can't imagine.
I don't know.
You are enjoying it.
It's amazing.
You two have only self-restraint.
Hey!
I don't know, I can't say anything at all.
I can't say anything at all.
It's only him who is angry.
He is not angry.
It's not like that.
He is not angry.
Next is Watanabe, who is from Western School.
What's up?
This is it. London Hearts staff.
Watanabe, who looks like an ordinary middle-aged man.
He took a picture in a common middle-aged man situation.
He took a picture.
Here is the first situation.
What is it?
Suddenly...
What is it?
Suddenly, the record has changed.
It's too different.
Compared to a middle-aged man, it's...
Hey!
It's similar.
It's similar everywhere.
He looks very tired.
I feel sorry for him.
Watanabe looks like an ordinary middle-aged man.
Yes, he does.
You just do it normally, don't you?
Yes, I do.
I was told to sit on a swing.
You were told to do it.
That's why you look like this.
I often get stabbed in the city.
But he doesn't get stabbed.
He just melts into the city.
I see.
You look like a salaryman.
I say this from a taxi, but I usually ride a train.
You haven't even worn a seatbelt.
I haven't.
Just your mask.
You haven't even worn a hat.
You haven't talked to me when you're alone.
No, I haven't.
Ah, Mr. Masanori is here!
Ah, Mr. Masanori...
Ah, Mr. Watanabe...
No more mistakes from the police, but that day, I tried to go into the diary
and the police officer asked me, "What do you want?"
What do you want?
It's a little aggressive way of saying it.
I feel like I'm going to get in trouble for saying it.
Here is the next situation.
Which one is it?
I only have one person.
Which one is it?
This is embarrassing.
What are you doing when you're busy?
What do you call this?
This is standing here.
That's right.
You were here today, weren't you?
It's not me.
You were here today, weren't you?
Here is the next situation.
How many do you have left?
It's a story.
I was distracted.
I called the security guard again.
I was a little angry that night.
This is not a disguise.
What's next?
The next situation is...
I know.
Here is the next situation.
It's a hidden character.
It's all as you ordered.
It's a big veteran.
Here is the next situation.
It's a detective.
There is no detective like this.
It's a big veteran.
It suits you.
Here is the next situation.
It suits you.
What is it?
It's all or nothing.
Be кадrid.
It's all or nothing.
It's not like this.
Is it really the end of the situation?
Don't just make one of them stand out.
Was it good to have made one of them stand out?
Don't do it.
We like each other.
But you did as you were told.
What is your favorite?
My favorite is Keiji.
Keiji was fun.
Next, India's Kim.
Information provider and comedian, Nelson's Aoyama.
Aoyama, yes.
When we were drinking at an izakaya,
you said you wouldn't lose to me at M-1.
You got excited and finally said you couldn't collaborate with me.
Then, you got mad at me and chased me out of the izakaya.
Kim's attitude gets worse when it comes to M-1.
Kim is not good at all.
Why can't I collaborate with you?
It's not about M-1.
Mr. Hamae was originally that kind of...
Choose a word!
What makes you and Hamae have a connection?
It has nothing to do with M-1.
Hamae wasn't originally that kind of...
good human being.
Choose a word!
Don't say it too much.
Aoyama is also...
I'm talking about M-1 because I'm passionate about it.
It's one element, right?
M-1 has nothing to do with it?
Hamae was originally like that.
Hamae was like that in Osaka.
I think he's nice now.
Do you remember what it was like?
But he used to be...
the type of person who would scold you.
It was a little different in Osaka.
But we were in a theater band.
We were scolding everyone.
That's not how you do it.
We were talking like that.
He was scolding us in front of Tokyo.
That's weird, isn't it?
We were arguing about it.
He was scolding you in front of Tokyo?
In front of Tokyo?
That's weird, isn't it?
That's not how you do it.
He was scolding his juniors.
And the next day,
when I met up with Kim,
I didn't know about it at first,
but his expression was really dark.
He seemed like he didn't feel sorry about it.
I asked him if anything was wrong.
He was like this yesterday.
Instead of being drunk,
he was scolding Hamae.
I was wondering what I should do.
But if you think about it,
I thought I should do it.
I thought I should apologize.
Should I apologize?
I said.
I'm sorry.
I think it's best to meet up and apologize in person.
I said that.
But we were really busy.
Even if it was the worst,
I said "Should I apologize?"
But I called him right away.
But you apologized to Hamae?
I apologized to Hamae.
On the phone?
That's so cool!
You apologized!
That's such a lame story!
You apologized!
Why did you apologize?
Yesterday,
because of public opinion,
I said something like "Kyo-en-ji."
But I did something wrong, too.
Don't say that!
Hamae didn't do anything wrong.
Hamae didn't do anything wrong, too.
You're not reflecting at all!
You didn't have any problems with Hamae.
But I still did Kyo-en-ji.
Why did you apologize?
You don't want to accept your seniors 100%.
When I was drinking with a senior in Osaka,
he made fun of me.
I was like "What the hell?!"
I gave him 2,000 yen for me.
I was drinking alone at a counter about 2 meters away.
There's no one like you!
You can go home!
This is the amount of beer I drank!
Drinking alone at a counter... It's none of your business!
When I go home, people around me say "He made you go home."
I was like "I just drank over there."
You're so funny!
Who do you respect the most?
Kubota-san of Toro Salmon.
I've been respecting him since he first appeared in "NSC".
Kubota is totally funny.
You want me to say something?
I don't know if I should say this, but I respect Shibata-san.
You don't?
No, I don't respect Shibata-san.
I respect you!
I don't respect you!
Shibata-san is being teased!
Shibata-san!
Don't get too excited!
Shibata-san has big boobs.
Can I say something about Shibata-san?
Try it!
It'd be nice if you could have a town in your heart, right?
That's a nice thing to say.
A town in your heart.
It's like a traditional Japanese practice.
I'll do my best.
Next.
Shinkuujishika.
Kawakita-chan.
Again.
Information provider.
London Hearts staff.
First of all, look at this picture.
Stop it.
Ryo-san interviewed his parents.
I didn't know my dad was in an agency.
Is he a talent?
You'll know when you see my dad.
He's Rory-san.
Where is he from?
Honko-san, you'll get in trouble.
He's a scholar.
What should I have done?
What did you say?
He looks like he's raised well.
He's straight.
Ryo-san, you interviewed him, right?
I interviewed him all the time.
Look at this picture.
Ryo interviewed his parents in Kawakita.
He looks like he's raised well.
I'm Ryo of London Hearts.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
First of all, let's hear about his childhood.
What kind of kid was Kawakita?
His blood type is type B.
I think it's a very characteristic type B.
What about your parents?
They're type O and type AB.
Your parents are type AB.
Yes.
That's why Kawakita is type B.
That's because of his blood type.
Does he look like a fish?
He doesn't look like a fish.
Do you remember what kind of variety shows you watched at that time?
Or what kind of conversation you had with your dad.
"Enta's God" or something like that.
Yes, that's right.
Do you remember who your fan was?
Do you remember?
"Regular"?
Yes.
When he was a child, he was a typical "B" type.
He looked like a regular fan.
He was doing it at a cultural festival.
He also won the EVON Grand Prix.
Good luck, Ryo.
Where and how did you watch the finals?
At home.
At home, just the two of you?
Yes, I sat down and watched.
Did you send e-mails or text each other?
How was it?
After he said he was going to the finals,
he came back home.
He came back home after the finals were decided?
Yes.
I gave him a high-five at that moment.
You're so cute.
You look like a slumdog.
When the finals were decided,
he gave his mom a high-five with both hands.
Do you go and watch live performances?
Sometimes.
Do you say "let's go" or "shut up" when you go?
I took my relatives to my solo live performances.
Do you buy goods?
I do.
You're so nice.
This is Jessica Shinku.
You're so cute.
I bought a lot of T-shirts, too.
How many did you buy?
I think it's about 100,000 yen.
Wow, that's a big customer.
Relatives, friends, everyone.
You don't give your son's goods to his parents, do you?
I don't! I don't!
Give it to him.
I don't!
There is no gift of goods for parents who support them.
And here, from the mother of Kabukita to the audience...
It's not like that.
It's like you have to do it.
I'll do my best.
It's like you have to do it.
Atsuji and Ryo are very close, aren't they?
Yes, we are.
Is it going to continue like this?
No, no, no.
It's not like we'll be close forever.
I'm sure you'll get irritated and you'll think, "Why is it like this?"
But I think it's because of that.
It's going to be like that.
It's like that for couples, too.
You don't have to talk about it like that.
You've been asked about it.
I don't want you to talk about it like that.
You want them to get along with each other.
That's right.
I hope you'll keep doing what you're doing now.
You don't have to use that.
I'm sure you won't stay the same forever.
That's true.
You will, won't you?
He wrote a letter of apology, but this is the end of it.
This has been an interview with Jessica Kawakita's parents.
I don't know what I should watch.
Kawakita said it's embarrassing, but...
What did you watch? Did you watch "Ryo"?
I watched "Ryo" in the middle of it.
You said you'd go instead of Atsushi.
Atsushi was supposed to go.
My dad and my mom let me go.
So I went instead of him.
You wanted to hear something like Atsushi.
I wanted to hear something like Atsushi.
But I didn't watch any of his questions.
I thought you were talking a lot.
Because I'm talking.
Because you're talking.
But in the middle of it, my mom got nervous and started turning it.
It's different.
The emcee turned to his mom.
I don't want to see my parents turning it.
It's boring.
But you seem to be loved a lot.
That's right.
Don't say "high-touch" to your parents.
I don't have that image.
Are you close with your mom and dad?
We're close.
"Star Wars" series is decided to go with the whole family.
I see.
It's like...
It's like "East" tab tickets.
It's completely different.
Is it slippery?
You said it yourself.
It's not slippery at all.
Is it slippery for the whole family?
It's good.
Is it slippery only for me?
Why is it slippery?
Is it slippery only for me?
Were you able to see it properly?
Yes.
Were you able to see it properly?
I'm sorry.
I don't know how to use it.
My head is full of it.
I've been using it for a long time.
I thought it was gyoza.
I don't have gyoza.
It's grilled gyoza.
It's a good grilled gyoza.
It's a king's gyoza.
I don't know how to use it.
I don't need your advice.
I won't bring it to you.
The last one is a long coat daddy.
It's DOMAI.
DOMAI.
He is a junior entertainer who provides information.
His name is KENT FUKAYA.
KENT FUKAYA.
DOMAI lives alone and has a cat.
He bought a camera to observe the cat when he is not at work and not at home.
The camera has a function of recording only when it detects movement.
When DOMAI returns from work and looks back at the video of how the cat was doing,
it is recorded that DOMAI is doing "g" action.
What is that?
You guys are just kidding.
Everyone is like that.
I am not like that.
We are all like that.
Is it "g" line?
It is not "g" line.
The cat is also recorded, isn't it?
The video of the cat is also recorded and DOMAI's "g" is recorded.
Sometimes, the cat is next to me in "g".
What is that?
"g" is next to "c" in "g" line, isn't it?
Have you ever seen your "g" in "g" line?
No, I haven't.
You are pathetic.
You have deleted it, haven't you?
No, it is stored in the archive.
Do you delete it?
Do you save it until the end of the video?
I save it in the middle of the video and save it at the end of the video.
Is it fast-forwarded?
It is fast-forwarded.
It is fast-forwarded and fast-forwarded.
I think it is recorded from the cat.
It is not to lose the cat's chest.
It is not like that.
It is important for the second half.
I also think it is enough to delete my "g" line.
Since then, I have done a "g" line that is not embarrassed.
Do you have a "g" line you like to show to others?
No, we don't have such a "g" line.
Your mindset is different.
It's not strange, isn't it?
His posture and so on.
And there is one more thing.
One more thing?
What is it?
It's not here.
It's a little heavy.
Heavy?
I want to show it to the person who did it.
What?
Scary.
It's scary.
From April 2nd, we will have a prank school training class.
What is this?
It's a child's play.
A new educational program in which entertainers become teachers.
I understand.
That's right, Shinya.
This show has been brought to you by these sponsors.
It's a little heavy.
Heavy?
Can I do this?
What is it?
It's scary.
It's not scary.
It's scary.
Isn't it scary?
It's not scary.
What is it?
Don't say it.
Who is it?
It's Hatanaka.
What?
Hatanaka?
He didn't say anything.
It's heavy.
What is it?
I know half of it, so I didn't say it.
Hatanaka?
Hatanaka is scary.
I will show him the memo I wrote.
How is it?
Is it okay for me?
Is it that heavy?
I don't care about your "g".
Can you show me my "g" right now?
I won't show you.
How is it?
It's scary.
Can you use "g"?
It's scary.
I can't show you anything.
Wait a minute.
Don't look at it.
Wait a minute.
I don't want to know. It's too scary.
What is it?
Is it okay?
No.
This...
This is no good.
What is it?
I won't say it.
Just show us the memo.
This is no good.
What about "itou"?
Can you show me "itou"?
What is "itou"?
I only know "itou" in this memo.
"itou" is not "itou".
Then show me.
I'm very curious.
It's not a legal matter, is it?
It's not a legal matter, but...
Why don't you say it only to Masanori-san?
You're the stupidest!
You're the most mature!
This time, it's not a weird act.
This time, only Masanori-san's reaction will make me worried.
Stop it! I'm scared!
You're showing it to a weird person.
It's not "itou".
What's going on?
I didn't do anything!
You are holding it back.
I'm holding it back.
Can you tell me if it's true or not?
"shikkou yuuyo" opened it.
No, no, it didn't reach me.
"shikkou yuuyo" opened it.
Why did it reach you directly?
I got a "law enforcement operation".
Can you say it?
You can't say it.
You can say it.
If it's "gk", there's still a seat here.
"gk" is...
I'm glad it wasn't you, Atsushi-san.
If it was you, I would've checked it thoroughly.
I'm glad it wasn't you, Atsushi-san.
The job I want to talk about is...
Running.
I want to talk about it with him.
It's my first time doing a job where you have to talk.
Nice to meet you.
She wants me to have a drink with him.
I want to produce it.
However, the emergency situation of leaving the scene is...
I already know it from here.
It's okay if it's not a series, right?
She said that if she did a shoot with the staff alone...
There's going to be a massacre!
I can only do things I don't like.
Also, laughing arguments and love stories...
"Last Drink" will be broadcast on "Terasa".
It's been a while since I fell in love.
Also, "Love Magadon" will be revived on "Terasa"!
I feel like I'm in a real high school!
A red-light survival game between comedians will be broadcast after this!
I like you!