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M is over for 3 months. Finalist, weekly report!
What is this?
Stop it.
What is this?
It's started. Weekly report.
No, no.
Don't go.
What did you two do?
You two are bad.
You can say anything about me.
Don't say about Ryo-san.
It's the same.
Instead of Azushi...
Azushi is hired.
For some reason, I am the MC.
Thank you for having me.
Are you okay?
You are really nervous, aren't you?
Ryo-san is next to me.
I can't help it.
It's rude.
Don't worry about it.
You are next to me.
No way. Ryo-san is next to me.
I don't know why, but I'm here.
It's been a while, isn't it?
This muscle is here and this muscle is here.
It's not good.
It's a negative spiral.
I beg you.
Weekly report of "M-ONE FINALIST" is held this year, too.
M-ONE FINALIST
These five groups have gathered here.
They do it every year.
First of all, the winner is...
Nishikigoi!
Congratulations!
Thank you very much.
Congratulations!
How do you like it?
Don't leave it to me.
Don't get involved with me.
I'm sorry.
Please don't get involved with me.
It's hard.
How do you like it?
I'm not saying it's funny.
I'm saying it's moving.
I knew it.
When you say it's moving,
you all look like fireflies.
The judges were crying, too.
That's right.
Tomizawa and Hanaha were crying, too.
That's right.
You haven't had a day off since then, have you?
I had a day off on January 2nd and 4th.
I haven't had a day off since then.
That's a lot of days off.
Is it okay?
You don't have much time, do you?
I can get some sleep.
As I get older, I wake up every two hours.
I wish you had won "Oswald" from the bottom of your heart.
You're too busy.
You're in a lot of trouble.
But when you hear congratulations, you feel like you're okay.
I'm worried about you.
I often put a nutritional drink in the dressing room.
You worry about me.
If you were sleeping in the dressing room,
I thought you were just sleeping.
I'm nervous.
You're surprised, aren't you?
He prepared a futon for me in my dressing room.
And he prepared a hotel for me because I can't go home.
He's amazing!
Yes, somehow, somehow.
We're different, aren't we?
And second place goes to...
OSWALD!
Do you have any regrets?
I have a lot of regrets.
To be honest, it's hard for me to be next to Nishiki-san.
We do this season in various places, right?
We talk about the same things over and over again, but we still end up talking about the same things over and over again.
That's right.
You say it because you hear it.
Also, everyone is careful.
Everyone says "the first one was fun", but no one mentions the second one.
They don't mention it?
We talk about the same things over and over again.
That's true.
Don't you have a new story?
It's not like it's hard to talk about M-1,
but Yoshimoto's seniors are mostly manzai artists,
and there are a lot of people who see M-1 as something high-class.
There are people in other agencies who have never been involved in show business.
At the top of that, I think it's Ariyoshi-san.
When I talk about Ariyoshi-san,
if the entrance is M-1, it's like "M-1, M-1, shut up."
It's not like that.
It's like, "I know you can wear armor and fight in a tournament, but can you do street fighting?"
How far are you going to go?
Ariyoshi-san says it so passionately.
Does he say it like that?
He doesn't say it like that, but I do feel it like that.
I think it's definitely like that.
Outsider.
That's how it is today, so do your best, everyone!
You can't just talk about M-1 anymore!
Show us everything you know!
And last but not least!
INDIANS!
Thank you!
It's been a while!
Thank you!
INDIANS is in Abema!
You're so energetic when you introduce yourself,
but when you say "uhm uhm"
INDIANS!
Can you say it again?
I can't say it again!
Please say it again!
I'm sorry.
What was it again?
I know.
It's been 3 years since "LONGHEIM" aired in Abema!
You're so bad!
What are you doing?
It's been 3 years!
Has it been that long?
It's been 3 years, but we didn't come in today.
"MOGURIDER" was here, and "MOGURIDER" was here, so we're here in Abema.
It's been 3 years, right?
It's been 3 years!
It's been 1 year and 1 month, right?
People call us "4th" or "7th", but we're never called.
That's a little annoying.
Call us.
Call us, please.
We're not called much in comedy shows.
You're not called?
You're not a fan of people with a lot of strength.
The punches are light.
You're saying that with a gentle tone?
It's light.
And weren't we the most rejected?
But I'll say the one who laughed the most was the one who said Mochu-san's name and laughed so unfairly.
What are you saying?
You've become a god, haven't you?
Yes, yes.
What is this?
What do you want me to say?
Is it going to end like this?
It suddenly became appropriate.
And the 4th place.
4th place, right?
Long coat Danny!
It's only here.
It's only here at work.
What is it? Is it the tension when you count up?
It's the opposite.
We were 4th place.
4th place, huh?
And for the final stage, not all of us but all of us were 4th place.
If we had said it, the world might have changed.
That's what people say.
Who's 4th place?
I say it like this, but to be honest, I didn't have much confidence in the second story, so I'd say 4th place was good.
Which one is it?
I was a little scared.
It's better to leave it as it is, right?
No, no.
It's not like that, really.
You know how we go to the preliminary box, right?
And I asked everyone what they would do with the negative comments earlier than anyone else.
I thought about losing as soon as possible.
That's because the next day, I saw that "indians" seemed like they were doing well.
They seemed like they had a high score, so I decided to switch and do my best with the negative comments.
And I thought it would be okay after they got frustrated.
I don't think about it unless I say it.
What was the negative comment? Which one was it?
In the end, I turned around and...
You're making up stories.
I'm making up stories.
That's right, that's right, that's right.
It's like you haven't noticed it yet.
Something like that, yes, yes, yes.
So which one did you think of?
This is me.
Oh, you're making up stories.
That's why I said, "Oh, you thought of it because I slapped you."
What is that?
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about, you bastard?
But you let it out and said, "We were funny."
No, you pointed your finger in the city and said, "Meat udon!"
Meat udon is good, isn't it?
That's true.
I wasn't called out for a combination.
I want you to remember the combination, but I was called out for meat udon.
Meat udon, right?
It's delicious, so meat udon first.
What are you talking about?
Meat udon!
Wait!
You killed me with meat udon!
Wait, wait, wait!
You killed me with meat udon!
It's delicious, so it doesn't make sense.
You said it's delicious.
And now!
No, no, no.
Sixth place!
Sink Jessica!
Congratulations!
Thank you!
Thank you very much!
What do you think, Sink Jessica?
Yes, I'm glad.
I'm really...
Oh, I'm sorry.
Um...
I was so excited about today's recording that I kept my head down for a long time.
It was too long and it was omitted on the way.
It's omitted.
Oh, is that true?
No, it's not true.
It's true!
You're a senior at the agency, right?
That's right.
I see!
Yamazaki-san did something about it.
I'm not a senior at the agency.
You've been dating Karkita-kun and you've all met him in many ways, right?
Oh, Shibata-kun.
That's right, that's right.
That's my partner!
My partner died, too!
He died, too!
Even Kawashima-san of the M-ONE press conference died!
Please take measures against him, senior at the agency!
Kawakita-kun and Karkita-kun don't have anything bad going on!
Can you record that for me just once?
Yes, I'd like you to record it.
What are you doing?
Take it all out!
What's that?
I'm sorry, I mistook it for wheat chocolate and brought wheat chocolate.
Wheat chocolate?
You don't have it anymore, do you?
Make sure you don't have it.
I don't want you to take it out of your pocket.
It's a violation.
You don't have it, do you?
I'm sorry.
If you have it, it's my fault.
What is it?
What?
What is it?
It's the one at the end of Adidas.
What are you doing?
I love it.
I could only buy it here because I didn't have any other choices.
I'll confiscate it.
I don't think you have it anymore.
You don't have it anymore, do you?
I don't have it anymore.
You don't have it anymore, do you?
I don't have it anymore.
You have to do it every time.
Let's do it on a TV show.
If you show up only at 5 p.m., you have to do a physical checkup.
You don't have it anymore, do you?
I don't have it anymore, do you?
I really don't have it anymore!
You don't have it anymore!
I don't have it anymore!
What are you going to do about it?
I want it back!
You have three of them, don't you?
You have quite a lot of them.
I know...
But I don't have anything else to do.
It's nobody's fault!
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- Oswald is 16 to 23. - That's right!
- Indious is 12 to 18. - What?
- Long Coat Danny is 3 to 5. - Yeah.
- Sink Jessica is 2 to 5. - What?
- It's all or nothing! - It's all or nothing!
- F1 is no longer a dream! - It's all or nothing!
- Is this for real? - It's all or nothing!
- Well, Oswald is like... - I became a contact person and took a break.
After a while, Hatanaka also became a contestant.
I have a room share, but there are four of us living together and only three of us became a contestant.
After 10 days, I thought it was over, but another contestant became a contestant and increased again.
- I see. - I see.
- You lost all your jobs.
- I lost everything in those 20 days. - I see.
- I wonder what will happen in May and June. - Are you full of worries?
- Do you have a lot of worries? - Personally, I really want to appear on TV.
- But my way of doing things doesn't advance on TV. - Oh, is that so?
- That's right. When I said I wanted to do my best in the theater on your show,
- You said, "Oh, you're that lame guy."
- I'm not lame. - You're not lame, are you?
- It's lame for you to say that while appearing on TV.
- But you don't appear on TV. - I see.
- It's like you're putting up a warning sign. - Oh, I see.
- Simply, I don't want to do what I don't want to do.
- To be honest, I was once asked to play a role in "Longer".
- I thought I was asked to play a role in "Longer".
- But Hatanaka said, "I'm fine." - Wow.
- You're not confident about it, so you don't want to do it? - That's right.
- If you're confident, you want to appear in the show? - That's right.
- But if you appear too much in the show, you'll get criticized for being a manzai.
- If you appear too much in the show? - That's annoying.
- How can you get criticized for being a manzai? - If you appear too much in the show...
- You have a sandwich and you're in a manzai, but you can still do it.
- Simply, when I don't know people more than 50%, I don't talk at all.
- Oh, you don't know people? - That's right.
- There's a two-hour recording, and I talk for the first five minutes.
- I didn't say a word until the end of the two hours.
- But on the other hand, when I know a lot of people, I talk a lot.
- I'm annoyed because I can't believe it.
- So you have a high probability of not talking much today?
- But today, we're all friends who fought together.
- That's right, you know a lot of people. - You know a lot of people, right?
- That's right, I'll do my best.
- Today, I'm wearing more makeup than usual.
- You're stupid.
- You're stupid, man.
- You shouldn't say that.
- If you say that, people will say you're stupid.
- You aim to be stupid if you say that.
- You're so nice to your seventh generation.
- You're so nice. - You don't have to be that nice.
- I'm nervous. I'm afraid you will be made into radish and fish paste.
Why are you so...
It's not oden!
Stop it!
Are you a digital child?!
It's not oden!
You're stretching your hand!
It's not oden!
I don't want to put it on my hand.
Do you know anyone else?
How about you, Hatanaka-kun?
I'm more of a Hatanaka-type of person.
I want to do more stage performances.
I haven't been working as much as I used to.
I'm doing just fine now.
You've been working for about five minutes.
You said you've been doing just fine,
but you've been working more and more.
I don't know if it's because you're tired,
but you've gotten colder.
Aren't you annoying me?
I've been ignoring you a lot.
We were in a taxi together today,
and we were wondering if that was the Tokyo Tower.
You ignore me, don't you?
You're ignoring me too much.
Do you mean I'm stupid?
No, you're not stupid.
There really is something like the Tokyo Tower.
It's not stupid.
What was in there?
You can say anything you want.
I was wondering if it was the Tokyo Tower.
I was like, "Oh, you're right. It's in a place like this."
We looked at it together and thought we were in the wrong place.
We can laugh about it like this.
I know.
Do you usually have that kind of relationship?
Did you have that kind of relationship before?
When we were working together, we played together all the time.
We stayed at his house for two weeks.
I even had my own bed at home.
Really?
When did you change?
I think it was eight years ago.
What?
What are you doing?
Get used to it.
We've been working together.
It's been eight years.
I thought we were having fun together.
We've been working together.
Do you want to be on TV a lot?
I do.
That's right.
It's suspicious.
I was asked if I could be on your show.
I said I couldn't because I was fishing that day.
You were fishing?
It's private, isn't it?
I made a reservation for fishing a month ago.
Fishing is your job.
I said I would be on your show.
If I said no, I would bother many people.
Isn't it a chance?
There are a lot of entertainers.
If I said I would be on your show,
it would be rude of me.
When I first came here,
there were a lot of other entertainers.
Fishing hasn't changed.
It hasn't changed.
Even if you say it's fun.
Even if you say it's not fun, I'll go fishing.
You'll make a hole in the hole.
You're not good at it.
It's more fun if you don't say it's not fun.
That's terrible.
It's terrible that you don't say it's fun.
It's a possibility.
You don't have to say it's not fun.
Don't make me feel sorry for you.
You know it's my job.
You know it's my job,
but I said it two days before the final.
You said it two days before the final.
Yes, I said it.
That's amazing, too.
In order to raise the tension, if this is gone, what kind of motivation can I have for M-1?
It can't be helped.
What kind of motivation is it?
What kind of motivation do you get when you go fishing?
I went fishing and it was fun, so from now on it's a battlefield.
I can switch my feelings one by one.
So you'll accept it if you have a hard job two months before, right?
I'll accept it.
If there's nothing in it, I'll accept it at all.
What do you do if there's a little bit of fishing after that?
Fishing lure.
I'll take the one that came in earlier.
That's because the fish are about to return.
If that happens, you'll really lose your job, won't you?
That's right.
And the number of Indians surprisingly does not increase.
This is a national program, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
It increased a lot in rural areas.
Really?
Yes, recently in Izu Peninsula.
That's like a TV station in Shizuoka.
That's right.
But didn't you think it would increase even more?
But it has increased.
It's like it's increasing now.
It's gradually increasing.
So you're leaving little by little in each program, right?
I'd be happy if you gave me a change.
You're calling me a change.
I've never been called like that before.
So you two really want to be on TV, right?
You definitely want to be on TV, right?
I really want to be on it, and I'd like to be on a lunch program or something like that.
Kimo says that a lot.
For example, other than entertainers, there are many moments when other talents shine with great bokeh.
Tabu-chan, right?
Yes, when there are full-fledged entertainers on the end of the program, there are many times when they can't win.
You're a social entertainer.
Who is that?
What are you talking about?
You're going to lunch for Tabu-chan, right?
That's right.
That's how you say it, isn't it?
Because the punch is light, right?
How many times have you said it?
He has a lot of punches, doesn't he?
He's got a lot of punches.
He's got a lot of jabs, doesn't he?
I want you to punch me a lot on lunch break, okay?
Lunch break?
Do you punch me on lunch break?
Isn't that in the way of Melody-san?
Do you punch me on lunch break?
Can't you do it?
You can punch me in the afternoon, right?
In the afternoon?
That's what I did in the afternoon.
I released it the other day.
There was a lot of punches.
Until then, I'll not do anything serious on lunch break.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
There are a lot of things that can't be done.
Wait, wait, wait.
It's complicated.
There are a lot of talents, and there are a lot of talents, right?
That's right.
You said you wanted to go out in the morning or afternoon, right?
I've actually been invited a few times.
It's the same in the afternoon, too.
We have time to watch a video.
We're in the wipe.
I don't want to look normal at that moment, so I'm messing around all the time.
Even when I'm out of vibe.
I want to leave a trace.
I'm doing it because I want to do something about it, but it's a crazy claim.
Personally, on Twitter or something like that.
It's like "leave it alone."
I'm also looking at the morning and afternoon when I'm playing too much and getting injured.
But I can only do that behavior, right?
No, but that's how it is.
In the afternoon, viewers make claims.
At night, you can't beat a serious entertainer.
There's nowhere for me to go out.
I don't believe you!
The result is the same.
Please stop putting it all together.
There's nowhere for you to go out.
No, I think I'm too bokeh in the afternoon and in the morning as my main line.
Maybe you should hold it down a little.
I wish I could hold it down a little.
I feel embarrassed about it, too.
Are you embarrassed?
Are you embarrassed about your partner's bokeh?
He's the one who said we should team up.
I make a claim in the afternoon.
For example, if I make a bokeh with a wiper or something like that...
I say, "What's wrong with you?"
Sometimes my "what's wrong with you?" dies, too.
That's why I think it's okay for just one person in India to die.
Our claims are also light.
That's right.
I'm sorry.
That's right.
There's also such a problem.
But you're making up for it, aren't you?
You're making up for it, aren't you?
What's wrong with you?
That's right.
Isn't it good?
It's good.
It's just right, isn't it?
It's good.
This light feeling.
There's also the "zakiyama" look, right?
That's the most...
Ah, with me?
It's the same for me, too.
With Babu-chan?
That kind of tension.
Certainly, there are opinions that it's about time to change the visuals.
As soon as I got on the train, I was called "western zakiyama."
I was also called "western zakiyama."
That's right.
You're light, too.
We're both light.
Can you give me a light meal?
It's good.
You're light, too.
You're heavy.
You're heavy, too.
We're both light, too.
That's right.
We're both light and light.
It's amazing, so it's better for one of us to change.
That's right.
It's better for Tsutamu-chi to change.
I'm the one who came up with it, so it's better for me to change it.
It's not "yara," it's not "passion."
It's not "passion."
It's "yamazaki."
But this looks good, doesn't it?
That muscle.
Yes, yes.
Don't do "passion."
Why would I do it?
Pretending to act like it's "passion."
It's not "passion."
It's already there.
But people won't say "yamazaki" anymore.
That's right.
But people won't say "passion" anymore.
No, "passion" isn't "yamazaki."
It's "passion."
It's not "passion."
Then it's not "passion."
Why are there two "passion"s in "yamazaki"?
They say it's not "passion."
So you're willing to change it, right?
I'm thinking about it.
I'm really thinking about it.
And "shinkuuji" hasn't increased much either.
It hasn't increased much.
It's better than before.
The "m-one" effect is a little...
It's a little heavy.
There was a press conference of the finalists.
They brought in a lot of small tools like today and made fun of us.
It was a mess.
The president of the office who saw it said, "If you do that, you won't get a job."
Don't let me do that.
The president is strict.
But I think it's hard to use because of that.
I don't know what will be brought in.
We haven't received a replacement yet.
There were five of them, and three of them were spoilers.
Spoilers.
I often watch "Khan" and "Zen-yan".
"Khan" and "Zen-yan" are often seen.
You should check it out while you bring in small tools.
But if you get small tools from him, you can't talk seriously.
It's okay because you're old-fashioned, but if you're a different person, you'll be in trouble.
And you're not a comedian.
Some people are not comedians.
It's hard even if you say "Akko-san".
Do you bring small tools in front of Akko-san?
But we haven't met yet.
I think you'll faint and fall.
No, I won't fall.
I won't panic like that.
But you haven't been scolded by Hong Kong-san, have you?
That's right.
No, it's not a small tool.
Anyway, I lie.
You lie.
Anyway, I lie.
It's a joke, isn't it?
I'm asked if I'm involved with my seniors.
But I make a normal face and do a new song live with "Ucchan-nan-chan" once a month.
It's a lie.
It's annoying.
If you do a lot of that kind of joke, you shouldn't lie to your seniors in Hong Kong-san later.
Hong Kong-san is doing it properly.
I'm told not to let my partners lie.
But I can't say it directly.
I get scolded a lot.
It's a little scary, isn't it?
Whether Hong Kong-san is doing it properly or not is still a debate.
You shouldn't say it.
Stop it, Hong Kong-san.
You shouldn't say things like that.
Hong Kong-san is doing it properly.
It doesn't mean that they are doing it improperly.
What do you think about it, Jinrei-san?
Hong Kong-san is doing it properly.
It's 100% correct.
100%.
It's 100% Hong Kong-san's fault.
Let's look at the changes in the number of workers for "Champion".
Ucchan-nan-chan
It's scary.
Besides, it's only for national and international stations.
If you include regional and international stations, it won't be like this.
That's right.
If you include regional and international stations, it won't be like this.
That's right.
At first, we didn't know when the day would end.
I see.
We worked until 3 a.m. and stayed in a hotel for 2 hours.
The next day, we gathered at 5 a.m.
At 3 a.m., we stayed in a hotel for 2 hours and started working from 5 a.m.
We even had "Mitchaku".
That's right.
We were on "Passion Continent".
Everyone wanted to be on "Passion Continent".
Next time, it would be "Ucchan-nan-chan".
That's right.
It would be "Ucchan-nan-chan".
That's right.
That's amazing.
I'm sorry.
It's not a bank book.
It's not "Ucchan-nan-chan".
Besides, we had 4 "Mitchakus" at most.
What?
"Another Story" and "Passion Continent" and "Ucchan-nan-chan".
That's amazing.
We didn't know which camera was which.
Did "Mitchakus" decide the time?
We decided to film "Mitchakus" when "Mitchakus" was filming.
We wanted to film "Mitchakus" when "Mitchakus" was filming.
So we gave up "Mitchakus" in the elevator.
You wanted to go first.
We wanted to go first.
We wanted to go through the cameraman.
That's amazing.
We didn't have any private time.
We were about to scream.
Did you scream?
We did.
How did you scream?
I screamed like this.
We had a taxi to go home.
We didn't have any private time.
And we screamed like this.
Wasn't it too much?
We were about to scream.
But we didn't scream.
Masayoshi doesn't look tired at all.
No, he's always like this.
Is he energetic?
He's energetic.
I heard that bears are energetic.
He's energetic.
But recently, when he's really tired, his eyes turn yellow.
That's not good.
That's because he's an adult.
Watanabe is 43 years old.
But I'm more worried about him than me.
Why?
He has a cold.
And he's always naked at home.
I'm worried about him.
Why are you naked at home?
Don't you want to wear clothes?
But you live with your family, right?
I live with my family.
You're naked at home.
I don't know about your story class.
So I meet my dad in the car and I'm naked with two old men.
What are you doing?
I'm listening to you, dad.
I meet my dad in the car and...
So you're naked in your spare time.
Yes.
That's not necessary.
You're naked and you're naked.
No.
I'm worried about him.
So I recorded him and gave him a health signal.
Hello!
He's 5 years old.
Shut up!
I'm a woman.
You're a poop.
Thank you for coming.
Nice to meet you.
This time, the two random people will be tested for...
Directly from the back door and using a private device.
Why directly from the back door?
That's right.
It's like a human dog.
There is, right?
And speaking of directly from the back door, this person.
Directly from the back door?
It's Ocarina, right?
This is Ocarina.
You play Ocarina?
That's right, that's right.
I have a nurse's license.
I also have a doctor's consultation license.
This is the scene at the time.
Let's go.
Ocarina will stab you.
I'm scared.
It hurts.
It's been a while since I had such a painful injection.
This is the era.
You can't do it now, right?
Ocarina will also help you.
Directly from the back door.
After the injection...
Why are you in Ocarina?
Put the machine in your butt and observe the inside of your butt.
That's what you said to your grandfather, teacher.
To be angry.
Grandfather.
Directly from the back door.
I'll inject you.
Please relax your mouth as much as possible.
It doesn't taste good.
Poor thing.
Don't say "poor thing".
Okay, now it's your turn.
Take your time.
It doesn't taste bad.
Please relax your mouth.
It's a little strong.
I'm sorry.
Please relax your mouth.
Relax your mouth.
What do you mean "relax your mouth"?
Relax your mouth.
Masanori-san!
Welcome back.
What's wrong?
You've never seen that face before, right?
Don't say it.
It's exactly like that.
Okay, it's over.
I'm going to wipe your mouth.
Wait a minute.
Why are you wiping my mouth?
I'm sorry.
You're fine, aren't you?
I'm sorry.
It's over.
Masanori-san's result is better than before.
What?
Masanori-san, please finish your meal.
As for me, I'm always depressed.
Is it a medical checkup?
No, it's not.
Then what is it?
He's always in a bad mood.
He's eating alone.
Is it in your finger?
It's in my finger.
It's going down my spine.
It's easy for you to do it.
My finger...
It's good.
What's good?
This is amazing.
The machine is coming in.
Please relax.
I feel safe.
I see.
It's not like you're watching.
It's really good.
He said it's really good.
He's a professional.
He's used to it.
It's not good.
Don't think it's a different shop.
He's putting it all in.
Thank you for your hard work.
He's putting it all in.
It's good.
He's good.
He's a professional.
Let's check their results.
First of all, Hasegawa-san.
Hasegawa-san's butt is a little loose.
It's loose.
Is it because you're an old man?
It's loose.
So, when you were 70 or 80 years old,
your butt might leak.
You might lose your pension.
So, from now on,
you can exercise.
You can close your eyes.
You can walk.
Isn't there an easier way to close your eyes?
Like putting cork in your anus?
Isn't there such a thing?
There is such a way.
There is?
There is such a way,
but it's not up to that yet.
It's like, "If you move, you'll find it."
That's right.
What about Watanabe-san,
who was confused between examination and exercise?
There was an "inner self"
inside your butt.
There was such a thing?
It got pretty big.
If you're sick, it'll come out.
It'll probably come out when you excrete.
Isn't it painful?
The "inner self" inside your butt doesn't hurt.
It doesn't hurt,
but it'll bleed.
You don't have to operate on it right now.
If you're sick,
and you're constipated,
you don't have to operate on it.
I see.
Thank you.
What did you think of the rectal examination?
The professor was very good.
I was thinking of going there.
It's not like that.
Watanabe-san is doing his best.
You only did rectal examination?
That's it.
That's it?
You didn't do blood test?
You know everything about rectal examinations.
The most important thing is blood test.
If you're a rectal examiner,
you have to say stupid things, right?
That's right.
Watanabe-san used to do it.
It's not a different shop.
It's embarrassing.
Let's see the results of the survey.
First, Oswald's little brother.
When his little sister is out of work with her family,
she calls him "Isn't it Mr. Sairi Ito?"
And for the first time, he says "I'm a fan of Oswald."
Wow.
He usually says "I'm a fan of Mr. Sairi Ito."
But this time, he says "I'm a fan of Mr. Sairi Ito."
He's getting more and more famous.
He was in a TV show with you.
Yes, but if it goes any further, he'll only hug me more.
I don't think it's going to go any further.
As long as it's not a big deal...
It's impossible?
Yes, it is.
Like drinking alone?
I would never drink alone.
How much do you want?
What do you mean "how much"?
Wouldn't it be better if it was Mr. Nitchiro?
Mr. Nitchiro?
Why?
Why is it Mr. Nitchiro?
I don't know.
If it's Mr. Sairi Ito or Mr. Nitchiro...
Why is it Mr. Itakun?
Which one is it?
If it's that, it's Mr. Sairi Ito.
What am I supposed to say with Mr. Nitchiro?
I don't remember anything.
Let's move on.
Mr. Kawakita.
Your income hasn't increased that much yet, but you're a finalist and you'll get a job one day.
You've been buying a lot of erotic videos.
Yes, Mr. Kawakita.
I've been into VR lately.
Do you like that?
I like that.
Like erotic videos?
Well, if you say erotic videos, it's like that.
That's the only way.
Until now, I hesitated to buy a video.
How much do you spend on it?
I stopped buying cards once.
Really?
I spent about 100,000 yen on it.
100,000 yen?
I watched erotic videos and got a job.
You got a job?
It's like you got a job right away.
You got a job.
You're not human.
VR technology is also developing.
That's amazing.
When you kiss, you get really close.
But when you kiss for real, the technology hasn't caught up yet.
You think, "Ah," but you get kissed.
What do you get kissed for?
Stop it.
What do you get kissed for?
Well, for erotic things.
That's kind of heavy.
What is it?
You should have said it.
Why did you say it?
It's good for growing up.
That's unexpected.
You're the type to say things like that.
What genre do you like?
I like older women.
Since it's VR, there are a lot of things like that.
Semeral?
I like that kind of stuff.
You like it.
But in reality, I want to do it.
But in VR, I do it the other way around.
Like what?
That's not it.
Say it!
And next...
Long Gordady Usagi-chan.
Yes.
I bought glasses and a hat for performance, but I realized I can't put them on even if I put them on or not.
I thought M-1 had a great effect, and I wanted to buy it just in case.
I bought it, but it didn't hurt me at all, so I thought it was great for performance.
But every time I put it on, it got annoying, and there were days when I couldn't put it on at all, but it didn't hurt me at all.
How bad of a performance was it?
What kind of glasses and hat was it?
It was pretty deep.
So you had all of them?
Yes, I had all of them.
And I bought the biggest pair of glasses for 100 yen.
The biggest pair of glasses?!
I bought the biggest pair of glasses, but I took off my contact lenses and put them on.
It's annoying, isn't it?
Even if you know it's a rabbit, you can't make a rabbit smile.
It's dazzling.
I didn't want to shake hands.
No, I didn't want to shake hands.
Why not?!
Even if you're a six-sided thousand people, you can't make it laugh.
You can't laugh.
If you think you're a six-sided thousand people, you can't make it laugh.
It's a different interpretation.
It's not like you're not noticed.
You're noticed, but you don't have charm.
Why is that?!
But you want people to say, "It's a rabbit."
I don't want people to say it.
- I don't want anyone noticing me. I'm not happy about it. - No way, you're like a rabbit.
It would make me happiest if someone would notice me when I'm playing.
- Even if you're not looking at me? - Even if I'm not looking at you, but you're continuing to love me like that.
- Hey, you can't say that. - You're so stupid.
- You want me to talk to you, right? - I want you to talk to me, it's cooking.
- You want me to talk to you, right? - It's not that I want you to talk to me.
- It's hard for you to talk to me? - You want me to talk to you?
- I'd be happy if it didn't notice it while I was playing. - Why did you take the turn and not notice it?
Why don't you ask that question to the general public?
Who am I?
If you like me that much, I'm happy.
Next, the champion, Hasegawa.
After winning M-1, all means of going to work became taxis.
It costs 300,000 yen per month.
That's amazing.
That's a lot of money.
It's far from my house.
It costs about 10,000 yen to go to any TV station.
It takes about an hour to go to door-to-door.
Until then, I used a train.
Even if I wear a hat and wear a mask, I can be found.
I can be found no matter what I do.
You have strong eyes.
I'm not really attractive.
You want to be like me, don't you?
I want to be like you.
I've been a taxi driver since the end of M-1.
When I get in a taxi, I'm noticed by the taxi driver.
The other day, he gave me a dirty notebook and asked me to sign it.
I told him to write "naseba naru kobayashi".
I've never said that.
It's like my left eye.
He asked me to write "naseba naru kobayashi".
It's a dirty notebook.
You said it.
It's a noteworthy notebook.
It's a good notebook.
The other day, I met another person.
I asked him if I could take a picture of my acquaintance's birthday.
What kind of smartphone did you use?
It's a dirty smartphone.
Don't make me say it!
It's a dirty smartphone.
It's terrible.
It's a dirty smartphone.
I made a video of my acquaintance's birthday.
You don't like it, do you?
No, I don't like it.
If you don't like it, you don't have to say it here.
It was a good and fun memory for me.
If you don't like it, you don't have to say it here.
Next is "indian".
It's "kim".
"Kim" is...
What is it?
It's terrible.
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Next, "INDIANCE", "KIMCHI".
"KIMCHI" said about you, "quiet human".
Why "quiet human" suddenly?
"QUIET HUMAN" is too much.
Why do you say like that?
I was surprised, too.
When I read it, "KIMCHI" and "毒" suddenly...
That's right.
"QUIET HUMAN" suddenly...
"You worked hard on "M-1"", "right?"
"QUIET HUMAN" said like that.
When we had a meeting.
How do you think about this person?
"But you didn't participate in "M-1", did you?"
For example, Mr. Jinnai.
"How about you, "RYO"?
"QUIET HUMAN" said like that.
I'm sure it's true!
It's totally true!
"QUIET HUMAN" told me like that.
I wanted you to say it in more detail.
I wanted you to say it in a quiet way.
If you say it like this, I'll say it in front of you.
Please explain it in detail.
Kim is not good at telling what he wants to say.
Sometimes he makes a mistake in choosing words.
When he speaks normally, there is poison in it.
He is not conscious of saying poison, is he?
That's right.
When he finished his story and came back to the dressing room,
I said, "What's going on?"
He said, "I didn't know you'd be so funny."
Has he ever been angry at you?
Nagisa of Amacointa was angry at me.
Why?
Akiyama of Akina was there.
At that time, I didn't feel like I was selling well.
But when I wore fashionable clothes,
I felt like I was selling well.
I'm sorry.
Is it okay for you to say that?
I'm sorry.
You're not bad.
I'm afraid of that.
You're not bad.
I wanted to say, "You're very fashionable."
But people who are selling well are fashionable, aren't they?
There are people like that on TV and stylists.
I wanted to say, "You're very fashionable."
But I didn't say it well.
You're too bad at it.
He said, "You're too bad at it."
What?
He said, "You're too bad at it."
"It's my first date, and I'm going to invite you to my hotel," he said, and his feelings calmed down at once.
The behind-the-scenes faces of the finalists of "Beauty and the Beast"
A certain entertainer's parents reveal their true faces.
"You don't have a sense of humor," they say.
In addition...
Heavy.
Polite.
Politan.
Atsushi finally took revenge on the adults.
It's my first time doing a job where I have to talk.
When is this question going to end?
Are you serious?
On T-bar, three works will be distributed for a limited time.
In addition, all of them will be broadcasted on "wave one" intermediate ads.
"Sexy actress production visit location" will be on "terraser".